Grid:
Hamilton Hulkenberg
Button Räikkönen
Ricciardo Bottas
Rosberg Verstappen
Vettel Massa
Gutierrez Wehrlein
Grosjean Alonso
Sainz Perez
Magnussen Palmer
Haryanto Kvyat
Ericsson Nasr
First for anime
nth for binland wins
>“I’m honestly treating it like a wall, I know that if I hit it [the yellow kerbs] I’m going to damage my car,” Ricciardo said after qualifying. “It’s not a bullying scenario"
>female drivers are fantastic!
#th for Lederracen
holy shit this gp4 is the GOAT series
>all drivers younger than 20
>the Sun is setting
>sudden downpours every 5 minutes
can't wait for GP5
aaaand red flagged again
>>69159199
....does Dan shitpost in /f1/??
>>69159352
you tell us, Daniel...
>>69159236
>You will never get to tie her to a chair & bugger her after another terrible race performance
>>69159236
>tfw no qt racing gf from Lichtenstein
Fucking hell, Manor.
>>69159236
>Siebert
>>69159438
>>69159429
>>69159438
how the fuck does she get all that hair under the helmet?
>>69159429
>>69159438
Why is the name Fabienne pretty much a guaranteed qt?
>>69159472
it's a wig. she's actually a man
>>69159472
you can compress hair by braiding it
women fighters do it too
>>69159429
>3DPD
>>69159256
this photo feels very awkward
>>69159523
>>69159438
hnnnngggggggg
Wait a minute that sponsor
Friendly reminder that the GOAT of F1 couldn't even beat a mediocre nascar driver in a race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQZgBiiSDao
>>69159236
>tfw you win every race you finish
Not even Schumi achieved that level of dominance.
>>69159682
which one ?
>>69159701
Wtf I'm a #NASCruisemissile now!
>>69159733
POWER
SLICE
inb4 Curry Tits is trying to sign 5 drivers again. One of them being Schumi
>>69159701
>schumi
>not a carbabby
schumachers career:
>lucks into great car with arguably cheating technology
>wins WDC x2 against fucking Damon Hill in a clearly superior machine
>moves to Ferrari
>spends endless hours perfecting the ultimate babbty team and babby car
>gets btfo by some shitty canadian fuck and the fia
>gets btfo by some mongol finn
>gets btfo by his own suspension
>employ the ultimate no. 2 carbabby support driver
>finally the ultimate carbabby team is ream is ready
>win dominantly
>your closest rival retires
>win everything in your babbycar
>"GOAT"
give me one race where schumacher won a race in normal conditions in a car that wasn't front-row material anyway
(jk just joshing of course but still he was a carbabby)
>>69159793
What was Peter Sauber thinking while giving her the power? The average ex-driver knows 10x more than her.
>>69159854
I guess I forgot to mention the fact that Senna died during his first championship season but yea
or the fact that he came back after like 3 years out of the sport, which apparently is 100% justifiable amount of time to go from the ultimate GOAT ever to midfield beaten by nico rosberg because "muh adapting to new regulations" and no one even mentions it because it was just the new cars and new tires he had to get used to i mean 3 years is such a long time and you can easily see a 7x WDC get btfo by an arguably bigger carbabby with no merit to his name (at the time) but nah schumi was the best ever
>>69159885
Peter was likely sick of the sport & getting too old anyway. Plus he probably gets to boss Curry Tits about & fuel his scat fetish as she shits all over Sauber HQ floor
>>69159885
the price balding men pay for some stank ass curry pussy my nigga
probably didnt even get anal out of the deal honestly
>>69159944
Schumacher was 40 in 2010. How many drivers in last three decades where over 40?
>>69159854
Before Rosberg he clearly beat every one of his teammates in his full seasons, more than some of his rivals beat theirs.
>>69160068
>>69159854
The rest just just speculation or twisting things to make him look bad which you can with literally every driver.
>>69159701
I wouldn't call Carl Edwards mediocre. As far as pure driving talent goes, he's top 3-5 in nascar.
>>69159854
i also think he's extremely overrated
but he'll forever be the undisputed champ until someone gets more than 7 WDCs
>>69159885
2befair the team hasn't died and it's not like they have been in a good place financially since bmw quit, so while she's not someone who brings results in the form of points and shit, she has been keeping the team afloat... I mean, she even pulled the 4 drivers thing well in the end.
But she's a lawyer, not someone with a sport sense, so of course it just looks like a mess while the team tries not to die and rebuilds in the process.
And P. Sauber probably just doesn't want to direct anything, but neither does he want the team to die, so designated shit streets works for him.
>>69159793
>>69160115
>There will never be an as meme-filled FP session as that race again
>>69159793
I could go for a power slice(tm) right about now.
>>69159854
>muh carbabby argument
every driver in F1 is a carbabby to an extent
F1 is not a spec-series, you can't win without having a very good car
>>69160369
unless its 1982
>>69160068
Great highly rated drivers like Jos Verstappen, Rubens Barrichello, Eddie Irvine etc
>>69159992
Yes I know. It is to be expected to be not right up to pace but still. Why did he come back if he was noticeably worse? Of course you don't think it's going to be the "old schumi" back right as he drivers the Merc for the first time, but with all the factors withstanding, is it actually justifiable for him to be so shit? He is the undisputed best ever statistically and he's gone for like 3 years, after which he comes back and isn't even matching Rosberg at first. The point I'm making here is that I know there are things that made his comeback more difficult but even with all those things I don't think it's really that understandable for him to be that bad in comparison to Nico Rosberg. Rosberg isn't total shit but he really isn't the best of the best either
>>69160517
>Great highly rated drivers like Jos Verstappen, Rubens Barrichello, Eddie Irvine etc
Barrichello was actually very highly rated.
>>69160516
So by that logic,Top Keke is the GOAT of F1?
wow fuckin stewards ending the gp4 race under safety car
whatever
there's a gp5 race in 10 bings anyway
and Hockenheim vs Monza vote in less than a bong
>"Here Seb take this Italien football Jersey"
>"No you'll need it later to wipe your tears!"
https://twitter.com/sebvettelnews/status/749240567851212803
>>69160892
Her voice is weird, like she did a lot of drinking and screaming.
>>69160562
Indeed he was. Also not a bad driver at all, just didn't have that mentality to really perform at the highest potential at all times like Schumi did
I'm also not really shitting on Schumi that hard, I do think he was one of the greatest if not the greatest. I also happen to think that his results statistically could have easily been in the Alonso or Häkkinen range had he made some less lucky career moves.
>>69160981
just like every Italian woman
>>69159121
>Hulk will never fulfill his potential
I always expected him to push on, but now he's getting shrekt by a McLaren reject.
>>69160892
based
>>69160981
me irl
>>69160892
based seb
wouldn't be surprised to see the italian media turn this into some ultimate fiasco WTF I HATE VETTEL NOW
>>69160981
damaged larynx due to repeated deep throat
>>69160981
smoker's voice
unsurprising since italians smoke like sainz's engine in qualifying
>>69161024
>implying he won't crash out from the lead with Hamilton tomorrow
but yea he's done. Perez is actually become quite a good driver now though. Probably would have outqualified Hulk today lol
what is going on with Force India though? They legitimately seem like one of the best cars after Mercedes currently. They were nowhere in the beginning of the season. Are they the Williams of 2016?
>>69161126
The last few tracks just suit them, soon as we get back to higher df they'll be exposed.
>Are they the Williams of 2016?
yes, see above
>>69161126
smart people who work cohesively, great power unit, and toyota's wind tunnel is finally paying off.
imagine if they had a bigger budget.
reminder that gimi will demonstrate that he is the king of spa
>>69161179
i have a wind tunnel here *displays ass*
>>69161179
Vijay might as well liquidate his assets and funnel all the money into making Force India great considering that he already has arrest warrants etc
>>69161287
>the autism it took to create this
He will finish P4 tops, Merc 1 second clear off the field in quali
>>69161295
lewd.
>>69161389
he knows what he's doing.
also, mclaren will drop button this year. foolish 2bh.
>>69161720
If they don't drop Button, they will lose Vandoorne. If they were open to buying seats for their young drivers in other teams, they would have already done this with either Magnussen or Vandoorne.
>be button
>be 2 seconds off the pole lap
>start P3
has this ever happened before?
TWO SECONDS from 1-3
inb4 gilles villeneuve meme
>try to watch the notebook
>ted can barely talk with how far hamilton's cock is down his throat in the beginning
>>69162081
link notebook
>>69162081
>notebook
link?
>>69161720
I seriously thing that will happen. Button is a leech that has dug deep into McLaren's ass and won't come out easily.
>>69162034
>>69162034
doesn't matter as it's not on merit (p5 is still great though).
p1-3 qualifying at the '99 french gp was +1.959.
>>69162131
>>69162134
Come on guys. It's always in the same place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRw1XZWLSYo
>>69162171
if they don't renew his contract which expires this year, what can he do?
>>69162229
I know, but then I have to search on youtube. Rather have you spoonfeed it to me.
>>69162171
Hope he goes away to do Top Gear or something else.
Or maybe he'll find a way to suck on Williams' tits and be mediocre for a couple more years in F1.
>>69162445
He'll probably replace Hill for a few years then take Blunder's place.
mfw German and Italian anthem again tomorrow
>>69159701
>Edwards
>mediocre
>>69160567
No. Cucke didn't have the best car, true, but his rivals broke their legs and died.
Prost's 1986 WDC is far more impressive.
our guy hamilton is going to win tomorrow
#stillwerise #blessed
>>69162445
if you were him, and they approached you, would you say no?
jenson is 36, alonso 35. neither has lost their speed. they're hardly ancient. should alonso retire at the end of last year? do you want the grid to be 18-22 year olds only or something?
>>69162784
*end of next year.
>>69162784
Neither have lost their speed, but they have maybe 5 years left before they end their careers. Vandoorne will drive for McLaren for a longer time than that and he's pretty good already
>>69162034
British GP 1992.
Mansell wins lol
>>69162034
>>69162179
>>69162926
i just think button should have one more year in case the car is really good. it's a bit of a shame him having to endure last year, and to not see the fruits of next year.
after seeing how they treated magnussen, vandoorne would be stupid to 'rely' on mclaren.
>>69163022
I wonder what memes they had in 1992.
>>69163129
I agree, it is a shame. I just wonder why don't McLaren buy a Manor or Sauber seat for Vandoorne. Also, Honda would have been better off if they supplied Sauber and had twice the data.
>>69163133
>Mansell wins LOL
>Mansell can't ever win at Monaco
>>69163099
>>69163022
>Patrese
JUST
Mansell was also at the official "le underperforming is acceptable and will be ignored in the overall rating of a driver in the long-term" age
>>69163344
All down to the steering. In '91 Patrese was infinitely closer.
>>69163304
i've said this before too.
>>69163304
Manor would probably reject them for the same reason FI did with KMag - they would never do the equivalent of raising another person's child without reaping some serious benefits from it. Plus, Manor don't need 2 excellent drivers when they're not in a regular points-scoring position - they just need a single Wehrlein or Bianchi-like driver for that.
>>69163775
sauber wouldn't say no, though. but they apparently have investors and ron only wants honda for mclaren.
>>69163897
If Ron went away I could see that seriously being an option, but right now it's more likely that either Button or Alonso will retire before he leaves.
>>69163022
>the city of Andrea Moda-Judd
>>69162034
>>69162179
>>69163022
>>69163099
>>69164025
So shit that even The Stig was 28 seconds off the pace.
>>69164397
Was McCarthy ever actually good? I always got the impression that Ben "literally who" Collins was a lot faster than him. Was it just age?
>>69164541
read his book. he got shit bits for a car. he says they put a broken steering column in his car at spa. would be an odd thing to make up.
Someone post the starting grid. I cant figure it out
>>69165141
Its literally in the OP, huefriend
>>69164059
>Lap Distance: 22.835 km
Why doesn't this happen anymore?
>>69166199
>muh safety
>>69166199
too long for ambulances to reach the cars in time
they'd have to bring ultra-ultra-hard tyres too because the lap is so long and tyres that are fresh at the start of a lap would be ded after 5 laps
>>69166384
i really wish drivers would just man the fuck up, scared of getting hurt? SLOW DOWN RETARDS
So is it just the engine, or does German Hamilton actually know what he's doing? He seems to be trying to un-JUST Manor all by himself.
>>69167384
engine + this is one of the few tracks he actually knows
https://youtu.be/5d08rS9wOeI
If you aren't watching GER - ITA you simply don't belong on /sp/.
holy fuck rip schumi
>>69167485
good to see the dirty nigger get fucked, rammed it up the inside of him and got what he deserved
>>69167845
>watching sports for retards
Did the Krauts win yet?
>>69167888
is he confirmed kill?
>>69168149
They just scored the openingsgoal.
>>69168395
yes
>>69168422
Sweet.
>>69167888
Trips confirms it?
PENALTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzhLIc6c4DU
NO ERA PENAL
>>69169647
Most attractive guy of f1
>>69169984
true
>>69170117
>>69169984
so badass
>>69169984
grosjean is hotter
>>69170430
Grosjean is ugly
>>69170408
Post more
Much more
>>69170487
>>69170430
fat john couldn't be my father
>>69170554
>>69170665
My god, Clooney is nothing compared to him
>tfw you will never age like him
>>69170487
goat aging desu
>>69170744
Just imagine if he had a swole voice
>the amount of pussy he must have got
arrivabenis :-DD
>tfw I will have to watch a shitty stream or wait for the torrent
How do you guys deal with no acess to pay tv?
Also, time for a blogpost.
Arrived at vacation home.
Went for a swim today and started the official diet. It's not that bad. I was extremely tired after swimming, my body felt heavy as fuck, hard to move. Slept a few hours and felt ok again.
>>69171351
I just watch the shitty pooinloo streams. I don't give a shit about the quality to be honest. I used to wait for the 50FPS torrents and then realised I wasn't really getting that much out of them. Sure it looks better, but so fucking what.
>>69171075
arguably looks better as the silver fox my man
how to age gracefully:
>don't kill yourself drinking (difficult)
>don't bald
>have longish hair
>comb it back
>don't be fat
congrats you are now attractive until death.
>>69171351
are you at santorini my man
>>69170865
>tfw you will never have half his looks at any age
>>69171075
>his surname is literally "comes well"
https://youtu.be/lE2B8PfsvGk
>Crash into everyone
>Interrupted while watching Game of Thrones to be kicked out of team
>Fails ever since
>Crashes today
Where did it all go so wrong
>>69172139
He angered the German.
>>69171745
No, not on any island unfortunately.
A small town in east Attica, near the sea, like a three minute drive away.
We also have another house in Corinthia that is literally right next to the sea but we don't go there in the summer. Shitty sea, all rocks and often jellyfish and some other disgusting jelly like things, don't know what they are called. Very comfy for winter.
>>69172359
this. he pissed off vettel real bad
who /gay/ here?
>>69172359
>>69172549
You should never determine the Germin
>>69172139
but really he just got exposed bad by the brown red bull drivers Ricciardo and Sainz
>>69172634
>>69172634
alguersuari
>>69159121
Rosberg is actually 6th not 7th
>>69171351
ace streams bruh
so no penalty for Hulkenberg?
>>69174182
no. penalties for palmer, nasr and haryanto, however.
>>69174182
>>69174415
And Rosberg starts 6th despite qualifying 2nd and getting a 5 place penalty.
The FIA rules are stupid
>>69174182
Penalties for Italy and Germany though
>>69174415
race ruined desu
>>69174502
Didn't Vettel also get a grid penalty
>>69175038
Yes but the grid isn't closed up until all penalty's are added
>>69159121
I can't missed the real game today
WAHT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?
Guys, watch football now. 3-3 missed penalties!
>>69175940
It's ogre for us desu
>>69175940
Germany blew it desu
Germany, useless since 1945.
>>69170117
>>69170408
My friend Mathis was really your friend Mathis?
schland wins lol
>>69176048
:^)
Tfw this could well be the last Euro Germany will be in before their country disintegrates
I can hear my neighbour shouting in anger from the building in front, cursing the team principal.
LOVING EVERY LEL
>>69173846
Heard about that, is it like a player you download?
Also, where do you get links?
>>69177066
reddit or game/racethreads
we usually post them
>the Italian migrants will finally take down their shit flags
bump for soccer
>>69176735
Well I stand corrected. It's semen slurping sport anyway
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>69177714
I see Bernie hired the guys from Lotus
Stay safe /f1/
>>69177714
holy hell
>>69176917
can't believe the italians down the road from me just threw their flag onto the street lel
>>69178411
kek, he truly is the maddest of men
>>69178411
BASED
A
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E
D
>>69160892
>>69178411
what's going on? i didn't think germans could banter like this
reminder that force india make good to great starts and mercedes (mainly hamilton) do not.
>>69178947
vettel has the antigerman sense of humour
rosberg meanwhile has a typical german one
>Gemany wins
>it's Vetlel's 29th birthday
he has to win the race
>>69178988
Hamilton wont be a problem tomorrow, once it starts raining he will beach his car in a gravel trap.
Rai wins.
dubs confirm it
>>69179496
Happy Birthday Seb!
>>69179496
>>69179615
dubs and he dies
https://twitter.com/F1/status/749359436326641664
BANTER
A
N
T
E
R
Kimi crashes tomorrow and Perez will be announced as his replacement at Monza.
>>69180429
perez will crash gimi out
bottas will be gimi's replacement
>>69180429
hamilton to ferrari
>>69180593
Ferrari won't hire a nigger before 2040.
>>69180643
yet barrichello and massa drove for them
>>69180429
would ferrari really hire a mexican? i figured italians would be too racist
Are curbs racist?
>>69181305
only the faguette curbs
>>69181251
>this flag
>this post
he wouldn't be the first mexican in ferrari
>>69181457
then italians clearly have a higher opinion of you guys than we do. you people steal thousands of jobs in my area every fucking year. fuck you. i'm voting trump
>>69181305
>no kerbs have fucked up hamilton
>theyve only fucked up white people
they are
monisha out when?
>>69182515
when the """"investors"""" deem it necessary.
>>69182515
poo bum
>>69182035
oh I'd like to build that wall too, stop the cartel from controlling the states in the north
don't fuck it up
also mexicans take your jobs because they are the poor ones who will do anything to have something to send to their families, so you don't have to hate the rest of us ;)
JUST
>>69181251
>who is Pedro Rodriguez
>>69183184
NECK
>>69182035
It's not really the fault of Mexicans that they provide cheaper labour.
They are merely taking advantage of your policies.
>>69183375
they're illegals
>>69183408
>niggers
why are these animals everywhere?
>>69183459
Sure, but apparently that's not a problem for your law enforcement or government.
>>69183408
WE WUZ NEW YEARS N SHEEEEEEET
>>69159155
>posts F1 anime
>the fucking nigger
So fucking close anon
>>69159854
He babbyed a couple of his championships, but you have to really look at the performances he put in in shit cars to appreciate his talent - 1996 being the most prominent example.
Unlike some drivers we could mention...
>>69183408
I hope George Lucas is planning some race fixing with Charlie Whiting. Hamilton can die, and Vettel can break his legs, then Rosberg can sail to the WDC like his father Cucke did in 1982. It'll be like pottery.
>>69183486
His wife, m8.
>>69183912
god thats disgusting
>>69172139
RARE FLAG
A
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F
L
A
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>>69183912
Oh now I know why Big Frank goes after his Claire
>>69184041
>guernsey
>rare
kys
>>69177714
Top Bantz
REMEMBER
to watch GP2 in the morning.
Jordan King on pole, team mate Norman Nato alongside him. Rowland 3rd, Sirotkin 12th, Giovinazzi 17th, Markelov 18th, Gasly 20th. Should be a fairly memeful race.
>>69184627
Oh and series leader Marciello starts 6th, Evans 8th and Lynn 11th.
What's the weather supposed to be like during the race? Rain?
>>69182515
that has got to be her contemplative pooping face
>>69173493
I see "proper english" folks now have math skill that are on par with us "colonies".
>>69186526
No he is actually 6th.
To the FIA 2+5=6
someone's going to get bianchi'd because of the kerbs aren't they?? mad max gonna get ratzenberger'd?
>>69159885
>>69186661
The penalties are given in order, so Rosberg was dropped to 7th, then Vettel was dropped to whatever, so Rosberg gained a place.
>>69186786
The penalties are done in order received.
Vettel got his first and so was given a 5 place penalty first.
The reason Rosberg is 5th is that they don't move anyone up but leave gaps which they close up after all penalties are applied.
is button going to get completely blown the fuck out come first turn?
>>69186776
Following all that madness was still some of the most fun I've had with F1.
Every update via twitter with what was going on in the paddock and court was 100x better then any soap opera on TV.
>>69186874
nah
>choco senna and hulk crash first corner
>button does what he saw on TV and creates a huge gap and wins
>>69186851
>>69186786
Also in your scenario Vettel would be 8th not 9th
>>69186851
nice, i'm a retard then
What is the most racist general and why is it /F1/?
GP2 starts when?
>>69188017
-12 hours
>>69188041
aww i missed it?
was it good?
>>69188071
'yes'
It was like a motogp race. The lead was changing every lap
>>69188152
When is sprint race? How many bongs away?
>>69188195
5.5 bongs according to my tv guide
Which madman told ted to interview this aussie?
>>69188329
The amount of Hamilton cocksucking in the beginning of this notebook was on another level
>>69188392
What did Ted do to Ham's ballsack? Can't watch the Notebook right now
>>69188614
starts with something like 'fortune favors the brave' lel
>>69159701
why are his nipples so far apart?
