The first Tour de France stage kicks off in less than an hour. Look's like a sprinting stage.
But who will win this first stage and take yellow jersey?
My guess: Marcel Kittel.
Kittel is the only option
YAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YOU FUCKING DANCER!
/TDF/ IS BACK.
BEST THREADS ON 4CHIN.
I got 30 pounds on the little Columbian.......NOT THAT POUNDS ARE WORTH MUCH ANYMORE HAHAGAHA.
Are we going to get some wind split madness today?
>using pedals
Te arrival is in my hometown tomorrow and the finish is pretty fucking sick
Expect some shit happening
Who /watchingforthescenery/ here?
kittelwinslol
>It's been a year already
>>69149305
Hopefully. It's close to the coast and the wind is right, but it still depends on how open the terrain is.
>>69149326
Also when the commentators discuss the local cuisine and wine.......bit of local history is always nice..... mainly I'm watching to see how many times lighter gets people's names wrong....Also "he's dancing on the pedals" "he's wearing the mask of pain".... "he's stretching the elastic THE ELASTIC HAS SNAPPED"
how to watch in America
I am impressed. This is the first TDF in which NBC Sports did NOT start it off sucking Cav's dick and worshipping him.
>>69149326
>tfw we will never go back to the best scenery
>>69149300
FAKKIN CUMMON LAD!
YEAR OF THE 58 YEAR OLD GOAT HERDER!
/COMFY/ FAKKIN YEEEEEEEE
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/60641678/#q60646961
LOOK AT HOW SAD WE WERE 49 WEEKS AGO!
>Failed the turnaround
>>69149384
http://www.francetvsport.fr/tour-de-france/direct
you will need a vpn I think ?
Lol da fuck
Is cyclinghub ded?
>>69149432
>that thread
Good times
I sense a crash incoming
5 bucks cavendish will create a fat crash 1km from the finish
>>69149384
STREAM
http://wiz1.net/channel12
fuck im SO fucking hype for this, it's finally here
3 weeks of ultra comfy
the void when the tour is over is almost too much to bear
>>69149464
£1million (€0.34), Cav will get confused because no Bouhanni to fight with, and just punch a fan
>>69149481
>tfw i work almost everyday of july
JUST
>>69149491
Do thou work with tourism?
get some more people with scissors in there lmao, 3 is not enough
>>69149225
FFS didn't you make it a general like this >>69149429
>>69149396
corsica?
>>69149503
yea kinda
>>69149529
Rent boy confirmed
>you will never live in a lord of the rings castle out in the ocean
why live
>>69149490
There'll be a traffic speedbump which will send him 30 minutes off the back
>>69149225
Le Gorilla wins
Quintana looks scared
>tfw no Laura gf
Get the predictions in lads
Yellow - Quintana
Green - Saganwinslol
Polka - Quintana
White - Barguil
>>69149554
>"O fug, did I shut the gate on the goat field?"
AL HAIL THE SKELETON KING
>>69149545
Not a castle. It's a Christian monastery, otherwise known by European standards as a future mosque
My memes are ready!
Who are we rooting for lads?
Contador here.
>>69149556
>2ndgan
>Not coming secound
>>69149545
still no swedish person attending so I will cheer for Denmark
>Utah Beach
Hooah, 'Merica
>>69149556
This, though hopefully Pinot in polkas and allaphillipe for the sake of my fantasy team.
THANKS JUAN
>>69149571
Froome :^)
Are there any sweepstakes or good cycling gear giveaways going on right now? I am coveting some carbon wheels
>>69149569
>Le tour de Meme.
is he in this tour?
>>69149432
>reading that, immediately recognising and laughing at my own posts
>>69149577
Chris Anker, Jakob Fuglsang and Matti Breschel are the 3 possible stage winners out of the 7 danes.
>>69149605
Based Bob? No, he did the giro.
>>69149568
>Be american
>Not have all your monasteries fortified b/c centuries of wars
>why live?
Seriously, my 1100 year old village church has battlements and at least 6 different priest holes
>meme pedal
>>69149604
About 2 minutes m8
>>69149571
Bardet
>>69149632
why not both
Now that NBC has started the Cav content..
>Cav wins
>Cav causes a 40 rider pileup in the last K
>Cav gets caught out in the crosswinds and finishes 6 minutes back
Which is more likely to happen?
Is alpecin still the biggest meme team?
>>69149651
Too young. He'll do the vuelta instead
>>69149615
>65 year old Romanian woman.jpg
Worth to pay 8 euro so I can watch the whole tour in HD? but swedish commentators which sucks desu
/2minutes/ to first le bird man!
https://youtu.be/Lr73zhU0JB8
Voeckler is ready to start the first breakaway
>the biggest bike race in the world will never cycle past your small French cottage
>>69149657
40 rider pileup
my body is ready
Who /elite/ here?
summer has officially begun
COME ON YOU CUNT. LET'S 'AVE IT M8
>>69149659
Tinkoff is also powered by meme's.
>>69149705
/n/ get out reeeeeeeeee
got a cheeky tenner on Cav lads
>>69149713
And now it begins.
>>69149705
gregor clegane pls go
big pyrenees stages this year.
Did I miss the prologue?
>>69149736
No, nawittenz.
I would be soooo scared of collision if I were in the big peloton
>>69149758
so hyped for mon vontwo lads
>tfw national team fucked up right in time for the TdF
Well here's hoping the Norman countryside will soothe my pain.
Will this be the year Quintana kills the skeleton man?
What happens to all of the used bikes the teams burn through? Is there anyway a plen like me could buy one for pennies on the dollar?
>euro cup
>tdf
>fucking olympics
i cant handle all this
>>69149758
If I crashed on decline would I die?
>>69149705
Medic here, it's hard to distinguish exercise-induced cardiomegaly from hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, that genetic disorder is found in roughly 1 out of 500 Americans.
Have it checked out before you fall dead from your bike, just in case, slim chance but it's there.
>>69149788
best summer since 2012
>>69149787
Most of them give them back to their sponsors at the end of the season
>>69149788
>Not including Wimbledon.
>>69149787
'no'
The bike sponsors get them back and sell them, or the DS and mechanics steal them
>>69149797
2012 was the pinnacle of sp for me.went down hill after that.
>Tfw have a job now so can't watch sports all day
>>69149800
These bloated old corporate people don't even use them presumably, do they just sit in a warehouse thereafter then?
>>69149791
it would be extremely painful
>>69149825
why would you want a used bike anyway
just because a pro was on it ?
>>69149833
That's a big pole.
First crash. Astana #27 is down and up again.
>>69149821
i still have this thing saved from the winter olympics opening from 2014
it caught on as a meme for a short while
>>69149837
Considering how many bikes these teams burn through, it is entirely likely that they have amyriad of untouched or surplus bicycles in full race trim
>>69149843
Based bear.
>>69149821
>tfw /sp/ was good once
Which boards are you faggots from?
/pol/ here
>>69149857
/pol/ also
>>69149857
/int/
>Time bonuses are back
disgusting
>>69149821
>tfw got made redundant just in time for le tour
>>69149843
>tfw I had a NEET moment in my studies and made 80% of the generals of those olympics.
Comfy times. Good olympics.
>>69149838
(For you)
>>69149758
>Not finishing on the tourmalet
Just fuck my mountain stage up
Where are those good TDF free shit giveaways that they have every year?
>>69149837
>doesn't know how collectibles markets work
It's worth more BECAUSE it's a pro-used TDF-used bike, especially if it's of a famous rider
most of you actually bike, right?
>>69149885
>finishing on the tourmalet
You never finish on the hardest mountain.
Who /potato chase/ here?
>>69149898
if i had the money to throw away i'd buy a racer and proper gear
Usain Bolt has torn his hamstring at the Jamaican trials. Can PEDs fix him in time?
>>69149917
No doping talk.
>>69149898
yes, I did a 200 mile route in two days a month ago
>>69149898
Of course m8
I have three bikes
>>69149896
what's the point anyway?
>>69149898
Just cycle touring now for me. Club racing and time trials is too time consuming and painful.
>>69149857
>anything else than /sp/
>>69149889
>good
m8, they are packets of crisps and plastic gonk heads at best
>>69149927
And here you are still bragging about it
>>69149898
Rode to the polling booth today m8
Which was less than 3km all up. Fuck winter.
>>69149940
>packets of crisps
>not good
so when do we post half time slags
>>69149926
>No doping talk.
YA BLEW IT
>>69149930
You must like being poor.
The pro-used sport gear collector's market is a billion-dollar market.
>>69149898
Of course. I own 8 bikes.
>>69149898
I used to cycle 50 miles every day when I was NEET. Now I have a job and money to buy nice bike stuff but no time to cycle : (
>>69149926
What about mechanical doping
>>69149898
in theory, but this year I've done absolutely nothing except ride two miles to town and back
>>69149899
there have been stage finishes at la mongie for sure.
>>69149932
>not browsing /lit/
>>69149957
so? Why aren't you rich then?
>it's a Jorgen Leth episode
>>69149977
I don't have any pro-used bikes to sell
>>69149898
/fixie/ wanker here.
>be poor
>choose good frame, no gears over shit frame shit gears
Though im currently replacing my entire drivetrain for £45
>>69149977
Road cycling is the most /lit/ sport desu
>>69149954
on the first rest day
>>69149958
>8 bikes.
>>69150010
n+1
>>69149964
I'm no better tbf I only use my bike when it's warm and when the road is dry. otherwise I take the metro/bus to go most places, only using the bike for very short distances (when it's not worth it to take the bus for 5/6 stops or the metro for 2)
>>69150010
Because I need them for the different types:
>Aero bike
>Climbing bike
>Crit bike
>Winter training bike
>TT bike
>Fs MTB
>Hard tail
>Fatbike
>>69150041
pics or it didn't happen
>>69150041
all that maintenance though...
>>69150041
No-one needs a fatbike.
>>69150041
Are you a pro?
I had three until I developed a deep hatred for my dual sus mountain bike. It was like having a fucking tractor in the house, stupid complex bullshit, I sold it and so glad, fuck that thing.
>>69150071
>needs
Riding on sand is fun.
>>69150041
>fatbike
this is /n/ b8
>>69150041
>Crit bike
>>69149991
>it's a rolf coughing loudly into the mic episode
>it's a ritter making puns and/or rhyming episode
>it's a leth going full bob ross episode
HD stream anyone?
why are they airing the whole stage? ridiculous really. poor commentators.
>>69150093
Crits are dangerous. I don't want to use carbon.
>>69150097
kek
comfy as fuck 2bh
summer wouldn't be the same without it
>Miller commentating on iTV4
Where the fuck are Paul and Phil?
So how many of them have electric gears inside their saddle sticks?
Favorite cycling books thus far, Racing Through the Dark: The Fall and Rise of David Millar (really worth reading even if you're not a millar fan), the death of Marco Pantani, in search of Robert millar.
Wiggins' biography was trash. The Real-life Ups and Downs of a Tour Pro by Charly Wegelius was ok.
Any more I should read?
>>69149857
/a/ !!!
>>69149225
>Tricher de France
no thanks
>>69150131
Hunger by King Kelly
>>69150131
di luca?
>>69150146
>losing to keknaldo
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
how is that a sport
take that shit to /asp/
>>69150128
hopefully they are both dead
>>69149898
Yes, to work.
>>69150131
Slaying The Badger by Richard Moore is pretty good - it's about Hinault and LeMond's rivalry and the '86 TdF
>Those cheeky lads mooning the breakaway
>>69150181
I have those goat-tier mid price wheels. Three years and still going strong.
>>69150181
>using pedals
>cheatpedal
SAGE
>>69150227
They are nice, the entire bike is great, but I want a new bike.
My Caad10 is getting bike shamed by expensive dainty Italians in the hospitals bike rack.
Who here is shitting themselves that quintana loses it in week 1 again?
>>69150296
why dont you got one of those indestructible dutch granny bikes
everyone used those when i was in holland last time
>tfw installed new wheelset and went for a fast spin only to be back right for the tdf start
It's a great feel
Why the fuck are nbcsp commercials longer than the coverage?
>>69150162
>Denmark
>Real country
literally germanized swedes
english people should get out of this thread
>>69150332
>new wheelset
Make and model?
>>69150321
Really good bikes for short city work but the hospital is 30km's away.
>>69150340
>having ads in your TdF coverage
MURRICA FUCK YEAH
>>69150340
>america
>>69150243
>SAGE
>doesn't sage
>ligget isn't commentating.
Did they finally sack him?
Is ned boulting and David Millar doing the commentary for all of itv's coverage........ hope they are.
>>69150354
>having ads in your TdF coverage
You don't?
>>69150111
https://www.firstonetv.eu/en/stream/uk/24 its good one
>>69150353
>30km
dont you get sweaty as fuck
>>69150368
I get TdF-Coverage with multicams for literally free
>>69150320
Me desu. I got money on him.
What's his TT form like this year?
>>69150368
None
>>69150354
>Not watching Eurosport for strange pan-European ads of high-end luxury items that manage to buy ad-space and have a cycling team.
>>69150375
surely hospitals have showers.
>>69149932
top lad
h-here we gooo
>>69150348
U mad toothpaste?
>>69150402
No, I watch based GEZ-TV
>>69150388
moto cams are not really interesting t b h
>>69150402
A revolution for every kitchen
>>69150396
Dont know specifically, but the TTs are hilly af, so i presume that plays into his hands
>>69150375
We have showers.
And bedrooms, the medical life is a good life.
post your dank cycling items lads
>>69150366
carlton kirby is all I need m8
>>69150366
Ligget binge-watched all the Lance films of the last five years and killed himself
>>69150413
nice marginal gain imho desu senpai
>>69150351
Chink carbon from Farsports. 50 mm deep, 25 mm wide tubulars. DT 240s straight pull hubs and cx rays. Veloflex Roubaix tubs glued on.
Based on the short ride I had time for they're great. Came in straight without need to adjust spoke tension.
>>69150366
I'm hoping not. Paul Sherwen is pretty based
They are probably commentating in pairs in shifts
>it's an Etixx rides in front and controls the entire way just to childishly fuck it up in the last km stage
>it's a comfy French countyside makes you realise in how much of a shithole you live stage
>>69150332
>mfw LBS has brand new deep-dish Reynolds carbon wheelsets at 50% off but they're still $900
>mfw sale ends soon
>>69150460
nothing wrong with that bod
>>69150446
Nice. Tubulars are the goat.
>>69150460
>>69150495
>>69150495
he looks like raw defrosted chicken
maybe thats where the name came from
>>69150449
> Presenter Gary Imlach is joined by cycling legend Chris Boardman, commentators Ned Boulting and David Millar, and reporter Daniel Friebe for the 21-stage race which visits Andorra and Switzerland before ending at its traditional home, the Champs-Elysees in Paris, on Sunday July 24.
Ligget is kill.
Ligget and Sherwin heave moved to nbc.
This pleases me
>>69150517
>>69150522
>Super Mario is 50 and has a better body than you
I deserve this feel
wtf? Yotto Yumbo wearing yellow jerseys
how is that even allowed?
>>69150522
>$5,000 wheels
>meme bike make
What the hell is this cyclinghub registration bullshit?
>>69150588
Aso would strike it for copy right like they did during Paris Roubaix. It's now only available for people that donate.
ITS TIME FOR MOTHERFUCKING TOUR GET COMFY LADS
>>69150460
>TFW you will never be as dry as froome.
post your steeds lads
>>69150388
I wish I had that.
My options are shitfuckingstan ESPN broadcast with a colombian host that shouts NAIROOOOOOOOOOO! every time NAIROOOOOOOOOOOOOO! is on screen or TV5 french broadcast, I don't speak french.
Foreigners watching the Tour. God bless you
>>69150522
>extremely rare Cipollini
Wow a Cipollini bike that doesn't look like tacky trash
Fug i cant watch and i'm hyped for it
>>69150680
Viva la france.
May the force be with voekler.
>>69150626
>donate
>>69149857
/pol/ jidf here
>>69150388
>tdf starts in Germany next year
>Bora joins the world tour
>Sagan goes to Bora
Is Germany going to take over cycling?
>>69150675
Try one of these senpai
https://www.procyclinglive.com/livestream/
>>69149587
That's a tall bus
>>69150727
>red tie
>>69150675
I find it weird that ESPN covers it for you at all, here you're lucky to get a 10 second comment on sportscenter about the tour per day, if that.
>>69150685
saved to trigger /n/
>>69150730
>Sagan goes to Bora
is that decided yet?
>>69150719
Thanks, but don’t mix spanish with french please. Vive la France! And vive le Brexit!
>>69150719
based Voeckler
>You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass - what do?
>>69150766
No. Astana is also a possibility.
>>69150776
spike his drink with e.p.o.
>>69150549
He does rides with a helmet, what a safety cuck.
>>69149857
/v/, /pol/, /int/
>>69150766
Not confirmed
>Belgian newspaper Het Nieuwsblad is reporting that on August 1 when the WorldTour transfer window opens, the winner of four consecutive green jerseys at the Tour de France will make it known that he has signed with pro-continental team Bora-Hansgrohe which currently rides under the name Bora-Argon 18.
>Along with Sagan, his brother Juraj, Polish champion Raphal Majka, Slovakians Michael Kolar and Erik Baska, and some of his personal staff are set to move to the German registered pro-continental team which will very likely now seek a birth to ride in the WorldTour in 2017. At te beginning of the season speculation was that Sagan would ride with either Etixx-Quickstep or Astana because of the Specialized connection to those two WorldTour teams.
>>69150767
>brexit
>Sand art
nice
>>69150735
sweet, thanks
>>69150753
They do Tour and Vuelta, but colombian host are shit tier, can't stand them
Other channel does the Giro and smaller tours but always on a god fucking delayed broadcast.
Is infuriating
>>69150745
>the rest of the internet
>>69150817
Your people won!
>nice thread about the TdF
>/pol/tards comes in and start talking about non related shit
im out
>>69150850
The people are stupid.
>>69150782
>Spiking pure liquified EPO with more EPO.
He will only climb the mont Ventoux even harder now.
>>69150856
Found le French mudslime.
>>69150806
There is a lot of rumors. I also heard Sagan going to Giant Alpecin and Degenkolb going to Trek.
>>69150097
It's a Rolf telling about his time in tdf episode
>>69150876
Yeah 17 million people are all dumb. :^)
>>69150897
Sagan's majestic hair would be better publicity for Alpecin, that's for sure
>>69150876
Well that's democracy for you.
>>69150918
Kittel has the best hair desu.
>>69150893
>he doesn't agree with me and the fact that I derail every thread I step foot in with oftopic shit
>call him a muslim
jog on
where the flip are the crazy winds I WAS PROMISED?
>>69150901
No way, he used to ride?! This is brand new information!
Also it's a Rolf loudly eating cheese or some shit episode.
>>69150897
A few years back people used to say that if sagan lost weight he could be a GC contender.
Is that plausible or was phil ligget experiencing early onset dementia?
>>69150856
feels bad, mang.
Who /TeamTay/ here?
Why does it seem like some of these houses look like moterhomes without wheels, or like a high tier refuge camps?
is this area poor or what
>>69150972
Dunno, even if he lost weight I doubt he'd be able to keep up on any kind of serious slope.
>>69150972
>wanting to turn actual fun cyclists to watch (flandriens) into GC skellingtons
baka
>>69150767
>brexit
>>69150941
>he’s saying «/pol/tard»
That’s enough, Ahmed.
Geriant for yellow
>>69150972
nobody knows how much power they will lose until they actually lose the weight.
the same was said of cancellara, and gilbert, and tony martin, and jan ullrich
>>69151028
>Geriant
>>69150972
I think it will be very difficult for him to get near competitive GC weight with his build, he will be a puncher at best. Also its way too much of a risk for a succesful guy like him to make a big change.
>>69149675
Wat??
They're the best!
>Comfy when nothin happens with stories
>funny remarks whenever they film an idiot
>exciting calls when sometjing happens
>knowledgable, professional and entertaining
Whats not to like?
>>69151065
>I think it will be very difficult for him to get near competitive GC weight
Sky use ketones to get down to skelly weight, Sagan could do the same.
>>69151035
I remember when thor hushovd lost a bunch of weight and almost single handedly won a hilly stage.....very impressive. Think it was in 2011/12
>>69151092
Froomey really grinds people's gears.
>>69151097
KETONES
E
T
O
N
E
S
sagan can become one of the great classic riders of all time. no need for gc's as well.
>>69151097
its not guaranteed, sagans legs are naturally huge I dont think he can turn them into the stilletos required for climbing.
they should let the cyclists do speed or something
everyone knows they're already off different PED so just let them be
>>69151103
Yeah Hushovd was a decent climber even at his hefty size. Would often be in the final 30 or so riders even on tough mountain stages.
>>69149857
/tv/
wait, how is the olympics going to crash with the vuelta
>>69151097
BUZZWORDS
>>69150966
It's a Rasmus Staghoj using Snapchat episode
>>69151210
It's before the vuelta. Froome, contador, Quintana and Are are all apparently going. They'll all have tired legs though.
>>69151210
Olympics is two weeks before the vuelta
>Tejay van Garderen began his day by tweeting the mantra "No more excuses."
>>69151266
Sounds fair. Choking is not an excuse. I fully expect him to choke on dick as usual
I miss based jensie ;_;
>>69151351
Your language is very homoerotic
>>69151254
then they'll have zikababies who will have tiny heads and pro legs... its all about saving grams these days
>2030
>Quintanatardbaby v.s. Froometardbaby
Screencap this/
English people should leave this thread
>>69151365
>tfw those images of him crashing on the descend is still stuck in your memory
>>69151440
Does that include the Irish ;_;
>>69151440
vote on it?
>>69151468
no I love Irish women
>>69151440
Don't bully the Britbongs
/TdF/ is for comfy, not for bullying
>>69151489
ooh burn
>>69151489
Gross, why?
>>69151502
>/TdF/ is for comfy
pls
>you'll never spend the summer driving around france following the tour in a motorhome or caravan
maybe one day lads
>>69151502
Thank you Jean Claude.
Plz issue EU directive on no bullying plz.
luv u
Is the nigger in it this year
>>69151527
why not? fucking love them
>>69151440
I'm Scottish. I agree
>>69151527
Delete this
>>69151489
theyre pretty hit or miss
>>69151551
Come while Schengen is still up
>>69151570
Please post petite Irish ugly girls
>>69151531
He's right
cannondale rider looking fly as fuck with these casual specs
>5 hr. non-stop philosophizing by M. Ducrot
>>69151558
No niggers this year
The race is back to being good again
>>69151558
Teklehaimanot?
Nr.109, team Dimension Data
>>69151633
yeah i noticed that too
>>69151597
>>69151645
Not watching a nigger race
bye
>>69151558
Teklehaimanot? Not sure, but if yes then it will be interesting how he will do this Year.
VROOOOOOOOMM!!!!
>>69151660
theyre not ugly enough
grmay is another strong black man that's riding
>>69150010
>Not owning at least a competitive road bike, a training bike, some MTB and a cheap burner.
>>69151551
>not doing it with a adventure/dual sport motorbike and a tent
>>69151745
too old m8
I think its funny that britfags on here are still proud on what they did. They arz digging their own grave while laughing at it. Any point of criticism gets thrown off as a shill or bait, but britbongs its the truth. You cucked and fucked yourself on this one, nobody else is gonne feel this as much as you will.
'We will overcome' yeah sure, ofcourse you will, but how and what will be the outcome? I can tell you, the outcome won't be benificial for england at all.
And indeed, in is in and out is out, no coming back now britbongs. Enjoy the collapse of your economy, have a laugh with it and try to brush it off when you are living in a cardboard box under a bridge next to ahmed and yussef.
Godspeed you autistic fucks.
>>69151660
hnnngg....
the irish are best at being milfs desu
>>69151787
Tell me what you want. I got plenty senpai.
based farmers
>>69151799
fuck off tony b.
>>69151822
ugly irish girls m8
exactly that
basically slags I guess
> will never make a tractor bike with your tractor friends :(
£2 on Grieplel @ 4/1
>>69151860
Irish @ magaluf
>>69151716
>3+Roadbikes
>some MTB
Guys pls, what are you doing with all those bikes? You can only ride one at a time.
>>69151925
Me on the left
>>69151716
gibe money
>>69151925
all butterfaces
>>69151968
yes.... beautiful huh
>>69151925
jesus christ
>>69151980
put a bag over their heads and tape a pretty face to it, then yeah, gorgeous
>>69151925
all ugly af
if thats what the girls are shagaluf looks like id rather stay at home
haha there's a reminder that Frank Schleck is still alive
>>69151942
Let me guess you only need a 19:39 single speed to ride straight through europe.
>>69152014
nah the face is the most important
>>69151925
those are some seriously ugly skanks
my guess for today: Kittel
even though it would be boring
>>69151925
Head, heart and eyes all say no. I have boner regardless.
>>69152032
>You will never get to see frank and Andy attacking Froome.
Why even live?
>Eurosport commentator talking about his time working as a teenager for a smart artisanal biscuit factory that will come up on the route today.
>Why is Eurosport so based?
>>69151633
white wayfarer looks outta place and stupid af
>>69152098
Carlton Kirby is the best Eurosport commentator.
irish bro
post more women
>>69149514
Thread needs the Le Prefix
there is a guy i saw in a youtube video once who did this really cool trick over a curb in the middle of the road to pass a bunch of other dudes, i think he was wearing green... anyone know his name? i dont watch this sport much
>>69152144
I don't want to post slags like britbro did.
>>69152177
:(
post girls from your town
>>69152170
Peter Sagan
https://youtu.be/pxwP2MnDw28
>>69152035
At least I still can ride though europe... huehuehue
I have two bikes, if i had like 6 i didn't even know where to put them
Post more female pro (looking) cyclists in suggestive poses.
>>69152258
>At least I still can ride though europe...
>you now remember these top comfy /tdf/ threads last year
>this year will be ruined by /pol/ as the others 2016 /sp/ events
Feels bad man lads
>>69152284
This stage needs some wind
>>69152321
It won't. It's only the first day, report after today.
captcha: bicycles
>cycling outside
>see girls in thin short summer dresses in front of me almost every time
I'm going to crash before summer ends
>tfw no portuguese shitposting ITT
I'm safe here
>>69152321
pls no. I will probably blow over soon.
>>69152395
Your optimism is impressive
At least the australian tunaposter isn't still here
>>69152284
Liz hatch
>>69152420
I know (or with summer this year rather: remember) that feel. I especially love cycling past rivers. All these girls in bikinis on boats or on the shore...
Are there any Alpecin ads this year?
if kirby calls bouhanni a kickboxer one more time i am going to kickbox his stupid face
>>69152321
Stop complaining, god.
>>69152489
Doping für die Haare
>>69152483
if you're going with the flow of the river your always guaranteed a slight downhill gradient
>>69152420
I fell in love with four half naked 10s today and I only went out for a quick jog
I hate summer
Watching the brazilian stream, trying to find what was that overpass near the La Pont de la Roque.
ARE YOU FUCKERS READY?
>>69152521
Aber NUR für die Haare
Lads what do you think of Sean Kelly's daughter
https://www.instagram.com/staceykelly1/
She is a soigneur with JLT-Condor
>>69152541
yes
>>69152478
Is that jaw for aerodynamics.
Looks like a genetic male jaw to me!
>>69152549
God I hate them
>>69152478
L-love you too
>>69152321
I am convinced that /ref/ will be bro-tier as per usual
>>69152478
Would hug, cuddle and pet in the head.
>>69152553
sean kelly was a cheater, is she a cheater
>>69152553
hmm
>>69152600
is that a question
>>69152553
Used to live near Sean Kelly. He was a nice guy.
Daughter is a qt.
>>69152619
My penis is hard right now.
Any map trackers for this TDF?
>>69152569
>he doesn't like girls with manly jaws
>>69152536
it's not about catching feelings or anything, it's just that it distracts me from paying attention to the road/the cars. One time I almost lost track of where I was supposed to go because of those chimaera
>>69152619
cute af
Feed zone coming up. Get ready for crashes.
>>69152553
typical slag
>>69152619
sexual
>>69152638
>that creature on the right
get the flame thrower out
>>69152619
ah shit, that's just sad
>>69152633
letour.fr is the best so far
dimensiondata's page isnt live yet
>>69152372
agreed, pretty boring uneventful thus far, should've stayed in bed until at <50km
>4 (four) norwegians this year
hell yeah motherfucker
>>69152697
Why would you stay in bed when you could watch bikes?
APLECIN AD SPOTTED
YES
>#feelaustria commercial
>woman is bored
>they go into a cabin in the middle of nowhere
>husband is taking pictures of everything
>a wild bearded man appears
>suddenly woman is happy
KEKS DETECTED
crosswinds????
no
>it's a Paul Sherwin D-Day segment
yes
Go cannondale. Split the bunch
>>69152541
ESPN+
>>69152735
GERMAN ENGINEERING FOR YOUR HAIR
~How many miles left?
>>69152771
52.3
E C H E L O N
C
H
E
L
O
N
>>69152769
ESPN+ doesn't have Alpecin ads, fellow brazilbro. I'm sacrificing the puns for memes right now.
Come on guys. Come on.
One of the temas have to take advantage of this wind.....
>>69152779
Thanks dad
>Pozzovivo
>>69152771
>miles
any more talk like that and we'll kick you out of the EU
IN DER TAT
>>69152789
Do you guys have Eurosport? You could try to watch our stream. It's based.
Cummings BTFO
VENTO CRUZADO
>>69152770
Oh gawwwwwd
>mfw they actually say that
SPLIT THEM
>>69152697
>>69152711
>Not watching tv in bed
>>69152830
I watch /tdf/ in Eurosport (indeed, based as fuck) since 2011, but we get free ESPN stream with and without commentary, but no Alpecin ads at all.
>>69152912
The best part is the commentator banter.
Quintana looks good.
>>69152541
Based Bro'zil
>>69152891
contrary to popular belief, not all Americans are sedentary to the point where we all have tvs in our bedrooms
but I am wrapped up in my comfy snuggly blankey on my couch
>>69152985
You don't have a TV in your bedroom? Aw bro that sucks,
>>69152985
Televisors in motorized quadricycles?
Anyone have info about the riders daily life during the tour?
Interested to know what they eat before they start and what they do and what/how much they eat after they finish a stage
>>69153013
>having a tv anywhere else than the living room
>>69152968
I want to see nothing about Quintana for a week. Nothing newsworthy at all.
>contador
>Contador
Oh boy,
Contador is down
>contador
CONTADOR HAS CRASHED ITS OVER ITS OVER AHHHHHHH SENSATIONAL
Contador down
>Contador
CONTACRASH HABBEDING
CONTACRASH
>contador
Tell me, why is this allowed?
>>69152976
i'm back bby, expect meme statistics
CHUT
H
U
T
>kektador
>contadown
>CONTADOR
Tfw hungry but mummys been out all day
REEEEEEE I WANT FOODY
And so it begins
>cuntador
>contador
and apparently Froome is the bad bike handler
>leltador
He felt like taking a siesta didn't he ?
It's fucking adverts on it
What's habberninggggg
>>69153046
>Betting ££ on a 65 year old goat herder
>contador
as the next
>pinot
kek
>>69153090
nothing worse than tfw pigging out while you watch literal skeletals battle it out for 100kms
Why wasn't it Froome instead of Thomas? God damnit.
>Conta...Dor
crashing this first stage with no survivors
>contadown
We laugh now.
>peloton
>reducing rythm
Thomas puncture
Why the fuck arnt any of the teams going.. a great oppuriunity to get rid of Contador for this tour
>>69153187
none of them are frightened of contador
>Crashtador
>>69153148
CONTADOR
CONTADOR
CONTADOR
CRASTADOR
CRASTADOR
CRASTADOR
CRASTADOR
CRASHTHETOUR
CRASH THE TOUR!!!!!
>>69153187
not very sportsmanlike
>>69153187
>>69153206 This, desu. Why be afraid of a guy who is down on first stage?
>>69153206
Satire?
Contador's bike doe. Name a nicer bike in the peloton
We /a/nime now
>>69153247
HNNNG MY DICK
>>69152619
Is that Contador????
>No shoes
absolute madman
>>69153240
reality.
he hasn't been on the tour podium since 2010.
he hasn't won a tour stage since 2009.
>>69153219
Nobody was sportsmanlike to Kruijswijk on GdI
WE BORA NOW
ONLY 2 MINUTES
TO GIVE MY HAIR MORE POWER
>>69153273
2014 Bertie was as good as 2009. He smacked the dawg at the vuelta.
Contador is a threat.
>>69153247
Specialized have by far the best paintjobs on the peloton. And the best part about them is that they sell them to the public.
I don't understand why canyon doesn't offer the Valverde white or Katusha red on their high end frames.
>>69152321
the relative lack of coloured contenders makes this sport uninteresting for /pol/
should be safe
>>69153307
>Coloured
Is that what were calling niggers now
>>69153286
he crashed out off his own failure, not in the peloton
also peloton "stopped" because Thomas also crashed
>>69153307
Silently hoping for a cheeky Tekle stage win desu
>>69153335
it's "people of color"
>>69153187
Euro teams are cucks, no more alpha teams like the US postal team who would have dusted everyone
>>69153307
Gladly they can't race with stolen bikes
>I'll never live alone in the middle of rural france, where the nearest building is a bar 400m from home, where I can watch once per year a bunch of cyclists pedal their legs out
WHY LIVE?
>>69153358
people of colourful crime record
>>69153335 (You)
'ere ye gaow
>>69153187
>trying to break up the peloton on a mostly flat stage with no serious wind
Great idea genius
>>69153377
Try rural northeast
Why is Sideshow Bob healing contador?
>>69153305
Running the same color scheme as pro teams is odd imo.
Canyon did sell off some of the ex team bikes from katusha last year.
>>69153387
Thanks
>>69153434
I'm pretty sure they sell the Katusha colour as a standard option
>>69153247
Sagans former tourminator
>>69152321
alt rightest enjoy talking about stupid shit like video games instead
>>69153472
eww
>>69153472
fucking cringeworthy paint, fit for the slav he is
>>69153247
>>69153434
Chris Froome having a rhino on his frame when his spirit animal is anthrax.
>>69153399
this looks a little like shit
>>69153462
New thread bois.
>>69153511
That's the second shittiest place in Brazil, objectively.
>>69153518
Baby's first tour?
>>69153518
DELETE THIS
>>69153434
Running the same color scheme wouldn't be that odd, especially if it's something general like white or red. Having the pro team ads on top of the color scheme would be odd desu.
>>69153461
They don't
>>69153521
which is first ?
>>69153518
fuck off
>>69153518
Autist anti pol French guy is a newfag what a surprise
>>69153578
Living in the middle of the rainforest, I'd guess. It's hot as fuck, rains almost every day, you'll eventually have malaria and there's literally nothing to do because, well, you live in the middle of the rainforest.
So, I watch cycling on a casual basis. I'm not clueless, but not an expert by a long shot or follow it regularly either. They just showed a clip on german telly about "motor doping", small 600 Watt engines that can help a rider if needed. Could you guys redpill me on this shit? Is this really a thing, did any of you actually see proof of this and HOW THE FUCK would this go unnoticed "for years", as they said?
>>69153472
straight top tube?!? love it
>>69153578
Guanabara Bay
>>69153620
A girl got caught with it earlier this year.
Here is a video of greg lemond explaining how it works and how effective it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKgJ_Uhwfno
>>69153620
Nobody has any idea if it has been used in pro road races.
But if it's possible to cheat with them, then it's almost definite that someone has cheated using hidden motors.
>contadown
>>69153620
They were rumoured to be used by a couple of big names(like Froome), but as far as I know the only person who was ever caught with one was some minor female cyclocross racer from Belgium. So they definitely exist, but how widespread they are is unknown, and the source of a lot of rumours.
Shit, completely forgot about the threads. Who still /alpecin/ here?
Just abrasions for Contador, says Inner Ring
>>69153043
before: lots of food
after: lots more food
daily life: horrible
>>69153703
>2 minutes
>>69153620
People suspect every kind of doping for every successful cyclist. The truth is... they've been proven right so often, that it would not be a surprise if it is true.
>>69153703
2 minutes 2bh
>>69153699
no mate, froome is ketones and aicar and uci corruption. keep up.
>>69153744
dont forget one gorrillion dollars of support from british cycling
>>69153703
/ag2r/
>>69153240
cuntador a shit
>>69153771
he literally killed that rhino
>>69153620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynLMfzLTc8M
>>69153789
Literally ?
>>69153667
Yeh, they showed the girl.
That video... 250W for 30 minutes!!!
thx
>>69153670
>But if it's possible to cheat with them, then it's almost definite that someone has cheated using hidden motors.
Oh definetely, but I'm naive enough to believe that this would be the FUCKING EASIEST thing to test a bike for, once they know what to look for
>>69153791
Anyone who has ridden a bike has seen their own bike do that.
>>69153771
tell me he doesnt look like this
protip: you cant
>>69153769
Bets on how many seconds Sagan gets this year.
>>69153791
Yeah they showed that clip on telly too plus one more, where you actually see the rear wheel spinning
>>69153799
It's only the last few years they've actually tested for it. This year they will use heat scanners, and they will still take bikes apart. So it's something they are now taking seriously.
BASED Cannondale with argyle jersey
>>69153819
His brother will help him this year.... and if contador is fucked he might get support from the rest of his team.
>>69153888
Trips confirm.
Why are the French so bad at sport?
>>69153819
ALL OF THEM
Guys, which is the best national jersey and why?
>>69153843
What does a hidden motor actually look like? I thought it was a meme
>>69153929
what is google?
>>69153927
Unironically
>>69153967
>filename
>google 'hidden motor bike'
>finds this
>inb4 phonefag
The image was image.jpg originally.
>>69153929
the one they found in the cyclocross riders bike was hidden in the seatpost. it had a switch on the handlebars.
![tumblr_inline_nt0vwfxruj1spsojg_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4jiUv9L.jpg "tumblr inline nt0vwfxruj1spsojg 1280[1]")
>>69153791
thats kind a obvious...
Why u always cheat cyclist
>>69153927
Englands of course
Why is Lotto wearing the yellow?
>>69153927
>National jersey
Which reminds me, who thinks the brit jersey is terrible this year?
>>69154006
handlebar switches have to be meme teir... so easy to spot. If people were using reprogrammed Di2 shifters itd be cool, or send a friend with a remote to activate it when they go past..... that or hidden on the heart rate moniter
>>69154054
Post it pls
>>69154054
haven't seen it yet
>>69154035
Because Lotto always like to create confusion.
>>69153927
French because it has no ads
>>69154064
it was underneath the tape apparently.
but yeah, now they're looking for them they shouldn't be difficult to spot.
>>69154054
Above all, why is it allowed ?
>>69153929
it's getting more difficult to find them
>>69153518
Why faggot? Stage ain't over yet.
>>69154152
japanese champion's jersey
>>69154195
being this new
>>69154236
Still not explaining why.
>>69154236
Being this new
Dan McLay has got this
>>69154267
being this neW
>>69154152
Superior.
>>69154288
Pls fuck off back to redit
>>69154152
Testosterone stimuling technique
>>69154319
Moar
>>69154319
I don't follow Idolmaster.
>tfw amiami has no cycling jerseys for actual cycling or sports anime
>>69149857
/out/
>it's a roadside cow bike stage
Which thread is best thread?
>>69154263
k, look in the bottom left, theres a load of numbers, hover over them, when theres 500 posts, the thread starts to die
>>69149857
/fit/ and porn boards
well now i don't know where to post
>>69154072
>>69154085
Also here you go.
>Cav on second
Dimension Data to get Sagan after Oleg ragequits.
>>69154426
It's a kind of in written/tdf/ that we only have one thread
>>69154426
oops bottom right
>>69154426
Yes, but it's not dead yet
>>69154263
bump limit reached which means new posts wont bump the thread to the first page / top of the catalog
plebs who are not here yet wont find the thread
>>69154474
Forgot my damn image of course.
>>69154389
Here you go, famiglia
http://slist.amiami.com/top/search/list?s_cate2=9752&pagemax=40&inctxt2=19
>>69154503
Being this Dutch
>>69154426
Is this your first fucking /tdf/? We wait until the thread actually dies before making a new one.
>>69154426
>being this new
>>69154503
that's just one for the podium. tinkoff will have a new design. and it probably will suck.
Millennials are fucking cancer we never normally have this shit in /tdf
>>69154534
yes, but neo-spee is so slow that could be on stage 13
>>69154563
>Implying
If it does hold out, a new one will be made for the next stage. Now control your autism please.
Who betting here?
How much do you have on who to do what?
I got 20 quid on quintana for the gc and I'll put money on guy martin to win a stage at some point.
>>69154563
During the Euro? No. This will be TSUUUUUnami-ed into oblivion daily.
>>69154236
>>69154426
wew lad
>>69154636
I put 500 potatoes on Contador to win.
>>69154658
wew lad
>ctrl F
>no cutest
wew lads
>>69154636
£25 on skeletor, I don't care how good these fucks are, none are as insane as him
Good news, guys. The tuna poster is on the other thread.
>After Contador Arashiro falls over nothing
The fuck is going on here?
>tejay
>>69154658
Lol. I bet you were shitting it when he fell off. You'll have to remortgage your house if he chokes.
I've got 30lbs of Maris pipers hidden in my garage incase the economy tanks
>>69154696
>want duddle and have a pillow fight with
ONODA-KUN!
>>69154789
*cuddle
>>69154756
Reminder >>69151266
Richie porte will be leading the team by Thursday
>>69154636
>guy martin
did you mean tony martin
guy martin does ride bicycles and motorbikes but not here
i've changed threads :^(
>>69154840
K E K
E
K
>>69154865
>not posting on both 175
>>69154756
tejay is meme-tier
Nice boat.
>tfw you will never watch TdF in 4K without ads
>>69154962
Nice boat.
>>69154516
Thanks senpai
>>69154988
>no ads
Why would you do such a thing? /tdf/ ads are GOAT
What the fuck is >pic related supposed to be?
>>69154988
Come to Brazil, we get it 1080p with no ads, atleast. No commentary though.
>>69154988
This year got a 42" TV and an HD decoder from the cable company. Am Eurosport HD this year.
>>69155032
Barcode for outer space
>>69155032
oysters my lil nigger
>>69155032
Muscle/oyster farms. Our eurosport commentators were talking about them earlier as well.
Also not such a nice boat anymore.
>>69155032
They're oyster banks, that's how oysters are grown comercially. They're a specialty of Normandy/Bretagne.
>>69154988
All I want is a decent HD stream
This TDF shit makes me want to bike
>>69155052
720p nbcsp feed here
who /bobrollfanclub/ here
Anyone got any nice screenshots from today?
Who /watchingoutside/ here?
Hi /tdf/
I missed you :3
>>69155085
>>69155097
>>69155098
>being this based
thanks guys
>implying I'm subhuman
>>69155116
>not watching it on a tablet attached to your bike
>AUSSIE AND AMERICAN IN LEAD
just like WW2
imagine being stuck in the middle of the huge group when you know you can do better and challenge with the two guys at the top. Must be so frustrating
Based Delaplace
USA USA USA USA USA
>>69155173
americans joining the thread when the race is nearly over
>>69154899
posting in both threads for doubled compfyness
>>69155204
unlike your bullshit coverage, ours starts live every morning around 6am.
>>69155204
blatant casual
mmuh airborne
>>69155233
>finally someone found the priest of the balloon
>>69155208
2 M I N U T E S
M
I
N
U
T
E
S
>>69155233
greatest ally tbqhaf
>contafags damage control on cycling news
blaming 'a sky rider'
someone make some excellent Podium Girl WEBMS please
>>69155208
AHHAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAA
wrong pic
Moto cameras are too good. Too bad there's no commentary
>>69155267
tfw no jean seberg gf
>>69155233
Yeah, they were talking about the guy. Only paratrooper that survived landing directly in the village. Found by the fritz eventually but escaped three days later.
Any other nerd disappointed that the tdf this year doesn't go past the sites of the Battle of the Somme, which started 100 years ago yesterday?
>>69155290
GODDAMN THAT'S COMFY
>>69155267
contador fans actually are insane. terrifying typing "contador" into twitter
fuck it im taking a nap. Kittel wins anyway r-right?
>>69155208
Some cunt started a third thread. This shits getting out of hand
>>69155233
the church has vitrails with para soldiers pictured on them
>>69155208
>>69155290
>Not posting on the 3 threads
Pleb
gotta love the early comfy normandy sprint stages
>yellow team kit
how is this allowed?
>>69155371
This is why we have one thread
caroline ahern :/
2016 really is shit
>tfw no prologue
Gripel going to win the sprint yet again. Based gorilla gets no love from the NBC feedbros
>>69155416
there currently three i think
Who here /postsoncyclingnews/ ?
>>69155423
what about her? ded?
>>69155390
>tfw no Nord-Pas-De-Calais stage this year
There's stages up to the Massif Central this year, that'll be good I hope.
>>69155457
I use their live TDF app and read the articles but just lurk
>>69155459
Yes. Cancer.
over lad
>>69155457
Join on the first day of tdf then defend Sky in the Clinic for maximum butthurt
COME ON DAN MCLAY
>Chico's Bail Bonds, the cycling teams
>Cannondale
>Fortuneo
holding tight at 22 seconds will probably get caught though
>>69155457
I got perma band for trying neet someone for a balls-out street fight irl. Not even joking. I wouldn't even have turned up kek.
Can't be bothered using a proxy
>>69155513
Kek.
I might set up a new account just to do this desu.
guys I'm late what did I miss?
any new memes?
who /2 minutes/ here?
who /ulle/ here?
should I consider cooking with bora?
>>69155585
You sound like a twat
>>69155608
Contador crashed
>>69155608
contador crasched and broke hes left arm
sprint teams refuse to hit the front until 4k to go, and then they'll bitch about GC teams keeping riders up there
>>69155621
He started it
>>69155608
no /cows/ yet
no more /hannahAndHerHorse/
kittel hair updates
podium girls taller than quintana when standing on the actual podium (we can all dream)
giving them awkward stuffed animals
gripel's team giving him no help but still winning half the sprint stages
cavendish overrating
>roosen
>>69155629
>>69155648
is he dnf?
>>69155671
Fight me
>>69155706
He's fine. Just road rash.
>>69155608
contador has broken his neck and two collar bones, but he's carrying on
>>69155706
No. He's fine
Go Sagan, get that second!
>>69155706
He died
>>69155706
he's sucking shit somewhere still alive. looked alright even got part of the peleton for a while.
>>69155711
meet me at the gherkin skyscraper at 12 bong faggot
>lotto jumbo
Shit, Sagan way too far back
>Lotto-Yumbo already sprinting
>Lotto-Yumbo
CAV
deads
>Sagan
>Third
HA!
OUCH
>2agan
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV
fucking CAV
that crash tho
FUG :DDD
CAVENDISH!!!
wew
AYYYLMAO
CRASH
FROOME CRASHED
2AGAN 3RD
>>69152619
Lost.
fucken cavenpiss
WHO DIED WHO DIED WHO DIED WHO DIED WHO DIED WHO DIED WHO DIED WHO DIED WHO DIED WHO DIED WHO DIED
>THAT EUROSPORT COMMENTATOR
>THAT FINISH
His first ever yellow jersey :DDDDDDDDDD
>2agan
CAV
A
V
That fall looked painful as fuck
Fucking hell, a bowling alley at the finish.
Also >>69155827
>3agan
Everyone crashed, fucking hell
But he only won with like 0.10 seconds? Doesn't really matter, or what i'm I missing?
>>69155845
>3rdgan
Sag3n
>2agan third
>>69155884
OH JUST FUCK OFF
>>69155884
hello is this your first time watching cycling race
2AGAN AT IT AGAIN
welp is this a bad sign for tonight's game?
I remember some german won 2 years ago on the same day of 7-1
>>69155906
I'm here to stay.
>>69155913
I do understand that they get the yellow shirt, but what does it mean in the long run? I have watched time to time every year but first year I'm going to watch the whole thing.
Well enough about 3agan,
>First yellow jersey in Cav's career
About fucking time.
>>69155884
kys
>>69155885
>Before the ceremony could get started, Sagan wielded a chainsaw to cut through a traditional "gate" that blocked his path to Smolkova's house.
If only he could chainsaw Cavendish.
Britain in yellow AND white?? :O
>>69155936
you're getting CIAO'D
Is Kittel finished?
>>69155946
Absolute madman
>>69155936
Playing Italy is already a bad sign.
>>69155939
Winning a stage is reward enough. Most riders never get close.
>>69155946
And Kittel
>JUAN
time to close stream
>>69155900
Зз
[zÉ›]
/z/ or /zʲ/ знoй (znoy)
ЗAГAH
>>69155977
It won't be good enough to win the whole tour. Help.
Somebody was hammering hundreds down on Kittel on betfair, lel he got fucked.
>>69156008
It might be. You never know.
>>69155939
it doesnt mean shit in the long run, its just a minor monetary reward + attention and lots of free advertising for whoever holds the jersey on any given day.
cav is a sprinter he will be 6 hours behind the yellow when they get to paris
>>69155952
Friendly reminder that you voted for Britain to stop existing so Isle of Man has the yellow
>>69156043
no i didn't :P
>>69155952
Sneaky Belgium take white.
>>69156028
So it doesn't really matter that he won today? more than he gets attention and some money?
Since the times adds upp at the end of the tour, and he only won with 0.10 sec. Which is nothing. They said something about he got 10 seconds ahead?
>3agan
>>69155884
just shut up and watch and learn
>>69156093
fuck off denmark. Just tell me instead of being like that.
SCANDINAVIA YOU ARE RUINING IT FOR US ALL
>>69156129
He's a sprinter. He doesn't care about winning the overall, only stage wins.
He gets to wear the jersey for tomorrow, which is a great triumph.
Katusha in the crash, nothing of value was lost
>>69156195
Michael Morkov is a national treasure - you take that back!
>>69156195
Kristoff's last leadout man.
>Cav's kid
Cute!
>>69156088
no, it matters that he won the stage, winning a stage is good money, tons of attention and free advertising and prestige.
you do realise there several contests within the tour?
the general classification is for the yellow jersey and is won/lead by whoever has the shortest total time on all stages
then theres a sprint/points contest - you get points for finishing high on every individual stage, and a big prize for whoever collects the most points in the end.
him winning a yellow today is just prestige for him, it means fuckall in the long run - he is in the tour to win single stages and perhaps challenge the points contest.
>>69156201
Shit, Morkov was the one that crashed in the guardrail? Well he didn't look like he was in pain after so he might be fine.
Also
>Mfw Oleg fucking around
>>69156211
>Romanian paedophiles
You're not welcome here.
>forcing your slightly autistic kid to interviews and podium with you
>>69156178
>>69156236
Thanks for explaining. Everyone is new to something time to time.
But if you look in the time contest, he only get the time he got. Nothing else just cause he won or? Cause I think the commentator said something about 10 seconds.
>3 kisses
that unnerves me
>w-we're going to control these crashes, no dangerous b-barriers
>crash into barriers
>>69156309
No, he won't get anything except the win, and to wear the yellow jersey tomorrow.
No time bonuses in this race.
lel manlet
>>69156351
>No time bonuses in this race.
Thanks. Wasn't that hard to answer, be more like theses guys.
>>69156351
>No time bonuses in this race.
I think there are on the sprint stages
>>69156309
They could give him ten minutes, it doesn't matter. He has to haul his fat arse over mountain ranges for a solid week.
This is your average winner.
>>69156325
so french do only 2 and italian do 3?
>>69156379
There are time bonuses, just not on mountain summit finishes or tts
>>69156309
>>69156407
Lesson no. 1 for you Swedebro:
Don't ever let delusional Brits tell you their Kenyan immigrant skellington doesn't dope.
Lesson no. 2:
Climbers are the lowest of all cyclists, classic riders (Flandriens) like Sagan, Boonen, Van Avermaet are the soul of the sport and real men who don't spend half their free time on a scale or having oxford uni calculate how many ketone drinks they'll need to ride up a mountain the fastest.
Write this down.
>Morkov on the way to the hospital
Well fuck.
>>69156448
Depends of the region but faggots do 3
>>69156362
they're humongous with their heels tho
>>69156501
Lesson 1 of 2016 tdf:
Belgium is understandably salty at the moment.
>>69156388
>>69156379
>>69156351
there were 10, 6 and 4 bonus seconds on this stage, and will be on every stage except for the time trial stages
these seconds does not matter on flat stages because the sprinters will be 6 hours behind in paris regardless
>>69156448
3 in the south ( provence etc)
Who /cherbourg/ here?
>>69156570
Just can't stand Sky, lad
>>69156576
I'm disappointed they brought time bonuses back, what a silly thing.
>>69156523
>>69156609
complicated rules all over again
Time bonuses on mountain stages are so fucking stupid.
cringy
>>69156501
Lesson no 3
Bradley Wiggins, Chris Froome and Mark Cavendish aren't British.
Bw is Belgian, Froome us Kenyan and Cav is from the isle of man.
No Brit has ever, nor will ever win the tour.
>>69156684
Lesson no 4.
The only Irish rider to win a major race was a drug cheat.
Oleg Tinkoff: 'We will kick Sky's ass'
yeah ok m8
>>69156712
Kelly, Roche or Martin?
Irish riders have a better palmated than your immigrants.
>>69156712
Lesson no. 5:
Yotto Yumbo should not be allowed to wear yellow jerseys
>>69156784
Martin is English.
Roche and Kelly were both dopers.
>palmated
tee-hee
>least shitposting Anglo in these threads is the Aussie tunaposter
>>69156837
Belgium, you started it.
>>69156831
But he claims to be Irish? Okay, so maybe he is British, but by your logic, Wiggins and Froome would be Belgian and Kenyan. Do you agree?
>>69156877
>But he claims to be Irish?
HAHAH tramping all over your point there, my friend.
>but by your logic, Wiggins and Froome would be Belgian and Kenyan. Do you agree?
jesus christ. this is your shitty logic that i'm following.
>>69156909
>this is your shitty logic that i'm following.
No. You claim that Dan Martin is British because he was born and raised there. I claim that Wiggins and Froome are Belgian and Kenyan because it's their birth place.
>>69156875
he's not me, and I was warning a newfriend for anglo propaganda & lies
>>69156967
I refuse to believe you are this stupid.
You say they are not British, so using your logic I point out Dan Martin isn't Irish.
Then you get salty saying "YEAH BUT HE CLAIMS TO BE IRISH".
>>69157055
Dan Martin isn't Irish. He's as Irish as Froome is British.
My original post of including Martin was bait, thanks.
>>69157148
>My original post of including Martin was bait
Good one, mate. It's clear to everyone you won that argument despite making no fucking sense.
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