Ok /sp/ tell me you're Top 3 rivalries in International Football, i start:
1: France (they're like us, but gay)
2: Germany (you already know everything)
3: Brazil (probably in recent times they've been replaced by Spain, but when we face Brazil there's always something special)
Brazil-Norway, >we have never lost a match against Brazil in footy
>>69138212
cba figuring a top 3 though
>>69138123
1.Sweden
2.Germany
3.??
>>69138123
>they're like us, but gay
That's funny, i was thinking the exact same thing about you
RIOMMA LAZZIE
FRATé
1. Holland
2. Italy
3. England i guess
1. Italy - we rape each other
2. Brazil - we rape them
3. Germany - they rape us
>>69138268
more like brown womanizers
1. Argentina.
2. France.
3. Probably Germany after the 1-7, otherwise Italy.
Smaller rivalries: Uruguay. Colombia, Mexico, Holland
>>69138123
ROBERTO BAGGIO VS TAFFAREL
NEVER 4get
>>69138268
Nah, French are more homos
>>69138123
>3: Brazil
Still sore? :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpbkRApq9qY
1- Brazil (we love beating them so I guess it's a one sided rivalry)
2- Italy (you know why, but it's lighthearted)
3- Can't really name one. Maybe Portugal for the same reason as Brazil.
1) Holland
2) Italy
3) Austria
>>69138123
greece
germany
france
>>69138336
Yeah but they killed Zico.
1. Brazil. The little kid in your block who played great and now is a junkie neet.
2. Uruguay. The little brother who thinks hes better.
3. Germany. The grill you like and she cockblocks you.
>>69138123
>Italy calling us gay
Oh, the irony
>>69138333
m8, 7-1 isn't rivalry, it's slaughter
Germany
Belgium
Guess the English?
1. Brazil
2. England
3. Uruguay
Perú because of our history.
Bolivia for the same reasons.
I don't know if we have another one. Some would say Argentina, but historically it has been very one sided and I doubt Argies would say we have a rivalry.
>>69138336
Paolo Rossi
The biggest rivalry ever is Portugal vs /sp/
>>69138379
Greece because euro
France because penalties
Spain because spain
>>69138372
England is definitely bigger than Austria.
>Wembley, penalty shootouts, 1996 vs. Cordoba
>>69138333
1- Argentina
2 - Uruguay
3 - France
4 - Paraguay
>>69138416
Fuck that, we love you guys.
>>69138379
>germany
why.jpg
And why not Spain?
>>69138123
>France (they're like us, but gay)
That's really a shitty meme.
Everyone, fuck all y'all, freedom....out!
>>69138123
>tfw only 1.5 rivals
>>69138268
The French call homexuality "the Italian vice"
Italians call homexuality "the French vice"
The French call syphilis "the Italian pest"
Italians call syphilis "the French pest"
>>69138123
1. Netherlands
2. Italy
3. ???
>We're not that hateful 2bh
>>69138396
>Germany
'no'
>>69138428
this
>>69138469
Kek this is correct.
>>69138482
I'd rather lose against some far away island monkeys than against the rogue province in our backyard.
>>69138505
Mexico
Ghana
Leonardo's elbow
>>69138123
We don't really have a big rivalry
I'd say
1-Portugal because we always beat them
2- Germany because they always beat us
3- Brazil because we always beat them
1. Mexico for obvious reasons
2. Englel. We rarely play against each other (in fact the last time we played was in 2010) but we're always shitposting about the other whenever they fuck up (USA vs Jamaica last year, 1 point in 2014, Iceland this year)
3. Idk Ghana but we finally beat them in 2014 so now we dont care. Maybe Germany in friendlies since we've played against each other consecutively for 3 years from 2013-2015.
Perú
Bolivia
Argentina
In that order.
>>69138469
We don't give a shit about your NT, you niggas literally only play football and you've never won a single title
We are laughing at you, just like we do with Englel
>>69138123
>>69138249
>>69138319
>>69138333
>>69138379
>>69138396
>>69138416
>>69138615
>everyone hates us
Fuck You guys!
>pic related triggers the Dutch
1. Germany
2. Portugal
3. Spain
>>69138615
>>69138350
faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XErAUFstpYw
Just one , italy because of materazzi big mouth during 2006 wc
>>69138647
I don't think France hates Germany except for the Schumacher x Battifton episode. You beat us because you have a better team, nothing to get mad about desu.
I guess Germany at least until 2015. It was the last achievement to unlock. Maybe England because we're also in the same group a lot. And Hungary because they were our first international opponents (1921). It was also our last pre-WWII match (three days before it in fact). Lots of interesting stories and we hope there will be many more in the future now that we've finally rebuilt our team after 30 years.
1. Scotland
2. Ireland
3. Argentina
>>69138646
Cuantas copas tenes en el siglo XXI, Gonzalo?
>>69138694
This. They chose Fontaine as their "uefa golden player". the best Frech team ever was beaten by 5 goals.
>>69138647
No one's talking about hatred, man.
>>69138694
>1958
Englel tier, I bet even your dad wasn't born back then.
>>69138694
Raymond Kopa was playing at the time
When we think about Brazil we remember 1986, 1998, 2006
>>69138647
Bruh that's a good thing, everyone considers y'all an issue
>>69138740
We're in the 21st century at we have 2 WCs and 14 CAs
>>69138753
>They chose Fontaine as their "uefa golden player"
No shit, the guy's record is still standing.
>>69138123
For Brazil it used to be Brazil vs Argentina...
Our last decent team was the one in 2006, since then it was disappointment after disappointmen.
Since 2010 our national teams have been so shitty (and the corrupt people in charge of CBF) that majority of the brazilians lost their passion for the national team, they don't even care about rivalries anymore, they care more about their local teams at this point.
To give you an example, most of the people here (including me) wanted brazil to get out of the Copa America just so the clueless manager would get kicked out of the team.
1. Italy
2. Holland
3. England for "that didn't count" memes
>>69138615
"always beat them"
15 9 de junho de 2013 Porto Alegre Brasil Brasil 3 – 0 França
16 26 de março de 2015 Paris França França 1 – 3 Brasil l
I thought that the Netherlands - Germany rivalry was mostly one-sided, though?
scotland
iceland
wales
1. Denmark
2. Powergap
3. idk maybe >englel
t. swedefag
>>69138647
Why would anyone not hate Austria's retarded child ?
>>69138755
Well let's be honest the only really hateful match is against Turkey, so perhaps the ranking for us should be like
1. Netherlands
2. Italy
3. Turkey
>>69138861
It isn't. >We both consider each other >our main rival
>>69138854
>friendlies
Do they give a trophy for these?
>>69138615
>forgetting Italy
>>69138740
CHI
>>69138861
Nah that's England - Germany
>>69138854
I was talking about games that matter
WC games
We don't give a shit about friendlies
Not like Englel and their 5-1 meme against Germany that was worthless
Brazil and Argentina
We won a World Cup final against each and countless Copa America finals too. We lose almost every time we play in qualifiers but who gives a fuck about that
1: Italy (they're definitely gayer, or just less straight, but we shit our pants everytime we play against them)
2 : Brazil (duh)
3 : Germany, perhaps ? Fuck them
...
Last : Algeria (we humiliate them and they burn our cars)
>>69138955
Not even your granfather was alive to watch these WC titles
>>69138927
I'm not forgetting Italy
I just made a choice
I don't really know if you can compare our rivalry with Italy with Italy vs Germany
>>69138904
Bullshit, Italy is a much bigger rival than Netherlands
who are the roaches biggest rival?
Greece? can't imagine Germany since they are essentially the same place.
>>69139026
Are you an idiot?
>>69138975
Yeah
I'd put Algeria n°1 if they were worth something
Fucking bougnoules
>>69139059
Raciste.
>>69139026
Maybe for someone who's first world cup was 2006.
When I was a kid the big ones were Germany and Argentina, but I don't feel that strongly about them any more. It's probably just the home nations now.
>>69139071
c'est un terme affectueux
How can you both like football and be racist? Explain.
>>69139071
>t. Abdoul
>>69139014
You weren't alive to watch your team win anything either
Glad you could watch Uruguay winning Copa America at your home though
Argentina
Germany
Portugal
not including meme teams like wales, ireland or scotland. jealous neighbours =/= rivals
>>69138975
>>69139059
Lel, they'd probably be better if you didn't take all their best players for your own.
>>69139137
maybe you should do that too so that you win against iceland next time
1:Argentina (they're like us but gay)
2:France (never forget 1998)
3:Italy, I guess
>>69139105
Rachiste.
>>69139105
t. Vladimir
>>69139137
Nah, they're too busy beating on their women and throwing rocks over Morroco's border. The only good ones were raised in France.
Also, Zidane is a Kabyle and most would say they aren't really Algerians.
>>69139113
Bruh hate to break it to you but we're a meme compared to Wales at the moment.
>>69139186
>they're like us but gay
they're like you but white which means there better
>>69138212
i had the webm of this goal somewhere but i lost it so here is the youtube link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv138K5VH4Y
>R.Carlos defending
1) materazzi
2) materazzi
3) materazzi (fuck you materazzi)
>>69139113
>not including meme teams like wales, ireland or scotland. jealous neighbours =/= rivals
thats why no one in germany sees england as a rival
>>69139211
You're a meme since 1966
>>69139173
Sorry lad I'm Scottish
>>69139071
Même pas, c'est juste leur culture débile et l'"intégration" à l'Américaine qui posent problème.
>>69139137
> born in France
> on welfare, living in our council houses, educated in our public schools, playing in our clubs, taking our tax money
> you're taking all their good players
Top Kek Nigel
We're taking what's ours
>>69139018
I don't know about you, but everyone I know likes/loves Italy as a country, but hate it with our guts when it comes to football.
And I'm pretty sure Italians feel the same way. France vs Italy are always passionate games. We love hating each other. I can't see any rivalry that comes close for us, in the last 20 years.
>>69139218
better at cheating.
>>69139256
Chut raciste.
hey guys come someone shed some light on that fateful day zidane head butt that guy
who the fuck was he?
was he liked in italy?
did he really rustle his jimmies hard enough to lose a world cup?
if this wouldn't of happened would france won?
>>69139280
That's exactly how we feel about the Netherlands.
>>69139256
Sacrebleu
>>69139109
Ya, I was 1 year old when we won our last CA
>>69139244
No arguments here. We were alright in 96 but I don't think 1 tournament in 40 years stops us being a meme.
>>69139113
This. Argentina and Germany easily top 2 by a mile.
Maybe Scotland 3rd though
>>69139248
Breton here, long live Scotland !
>>69139289
Bicot
Va sur égalité et réconciliation si t'es pas content
>>69138123
As an Italian-American I agree with your exact top 3.
Personally, I'd put Brazil first, then Germany, then France. Purely because of total World Cup wins.
It's just my dream for Italy to have the most World Cup wins than all other countries.
>>69139317
That's actually a good meme, Texas :^)
>>69139289
>Chut
>>>/15-18/
>>69139280
Totally Agree.
argentina
uruguay
italy or france
1. Argentina
2. Italy
That's it.
>>69139338
Irish would be if we ever played them.
1. England (obvious)
2. Belgium (the eternal waffles)
3. Italy (death to the wops)
Wales btw
>>69139344
>>69139380
Sales racistes.
>>69139340
Top Garçon. Celt superstate when?
>>69138926
The press will literally burn a coach and ask for his head because of friendlies
England doesn't have any real rivalries. The teams that we give a shit about (Germany, Argentina, Portugal) don't care about us and we don't give a shit about the teams that care about us (Scotland, Ireland). Maybe we can form a proper rivalry with Iceland now and it looks like the England-Wales rivalry in football is becoming more intense.
>>69139280
Meh, I'm pretty sure they hate you as a country too.
I mean, you do kind of suck as a people.
>>69139327
Well, >our main rival also just won one cup in its history.
>Euro 1988
>beating us in the semi final
>in Germany
They just always finish like 2nd or 3rd and we share more of a history together, played more matches that really matter.
It was so unfortunate to miss the WC finals against the Netherlands both in 2010 and 2014, that would have been awesome
>>69139444
It's not really the case in France anymore. Maybe if we lost 0-10 to Feroe at the Stade de France.
>>69139113
>>69139338
sorry lads, but we cant have a rivalry if we always win
>>69139186
Lesser rivalries:
Germany
Uruguay
Colombia
Paraguay
Spain (2008-2014)
>>69139456
1- England vs shootouts
2- England vs Iceland
>>69139457
nah we ok
>>69139456
To be fair, it's hard to form rivalries in group stage matches.
>>69139494
Statistics
Meetings total 15
Most wins England (6)
Argentina (3)
KEK BTFO
1: turkey because muh history of wars
2: albania? maybe? because they burned a greek flag once in the stadium
3:???
bonus points for portugal because we always beat them :^)
>>69139462
Yeah but we haven't even been in a final since '66. At least Netherlands has had some decent showings in tournaments since their cup.
>>69139222
....that is not Norway
Am I missing something? Why do Germany and Netherlands have a rivalry?
>>69139462
2014 would've been so perfect. Beating Spain in the group, The Argies in the semi's and you lot in the final. Ah well...the Neverlanding story i guess
>>69139571
germany stole their bikes, long story
>>69139534
What about the Faroe Islands?
>>69139303
He said Zidane's sister was a whore
Defenders always talk shit to attack players
His name is Matterazzi
It is difficult to know since the game was already ending
>>69139571
Because their nigger spat on Rudi's mullet. Twice. And we kinda bombed Rotterdam into oblivion. Also Beckenbauer > Cruijff.
>>69138123
1. Germany (got em in the wars though didn't we)
2. France (Frenchies will always be our rivals in everything)
3=. Wales (even without this tournament, any England-Wales match is a lively one)
3=. Scotland (the jocks hate us even more than the Welsh 2bh)
Some people say there's an England - Argie rivalry but I don't really agree. We hardly play them. They can cry about the Falklands all they want, we don't really care
>>69139457
No. I live in Nice, which is at the border, so I know quite a lot of north Italians. There might be some resentment sometimes, but in general we like each other.
We have strong cultural and economical bonds. But why do I say this, I'm pretty sure you don't know what "culture" means.
1) honduras (fuck honduras)
2) usa
3) lesotho
1-spain
2-fuking spain
3-france/ brazil / SPAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69139641
keked at lesotho
>>69138123
>>69138268
Now kiss
Denmark <- have never won them, have lost 14-2
Portugal <- penaldo
idk
>>69139593
as long as it's not turkey, we might as well lose 10-0 to san marino as much as we give a shit
Just fucking everyone at this stage
>>69138379
WTF whar about Spain?
>>69138617
This.
>>69139538
That's exactly what I meant.
With England, there's just that refball because that Soviet referee might have lost his family in WWII and lost the others who survived in concentration camp, but shit happens. There's more of a grudge against that referee.
The Netherlands however...
>a somewhat hateful final 1974 when we beat them on home soil being the underdog. They seem to have had a grudge because that banter in 1940
>losing 1988 to them and seeing them lift the cup in Germany
>Rijkaard spitting on Völler in 1990
>recently often played against each other again, but missed the big matches in 2010 because > we fucked up and 2014 because >they fucked up
>>69139583
You will never beat us in a final at least
>>69138615
>portugal
wut?
i dont remember the last time we played against france
>>69139602
materazzi grabs on zidane's t-shirt
"if you wan't i'll give it to you after the game" (french chivalry)
"i would prefer your sister"(italian italiannesness)
plexusshot
>>69139559
yeah i am dumb
>>69138491
It is spain we mean no harm germania- sama
>>69139457
>that flag
>that comment
1. Germany
The rest doesn't matter. Perhaps Portugal or Belgium.
Germany - Holland rivalry is the best. Cheering for the Germans this year.
>>69138123
like my country man said:
1- SPAIN
2- SPAIN, damn spaniards
3- FUCKING SPAIN
we really dont care about the others, its just nice when we can win or tie with them.
>>69139456
We do care about England, don't fall for the meme. It's just not our biggest rivalry.
>>69139727
What about your rivalry
Netherlands - North Sea?
>>69139715
Zidane couldn't handle the banter
>>69139711
Oh i do........
>>69139711
2006 semi final
We just love it when the avecs cry
>>69139456
We may always win against you (in elimination rounds) but we DO give a shit about you. The country would implode if we meet again
>>69139715
I hated Italian football players for a few years because of this and their diving tradition. Rooting for them against Germany now, obviously.
>>69139753
North Sea are eternal chokers, constantly getting out fucking skilled by a bunch of full time dykes.
>>69139457
admit it, muricas wet dream is to someday beat france. you guys dont really care about anyone else, you just want france.
>>69139785
Yall won with a penalty that didnt existed
>>69139780
He acted like a sandnigger on that one
In Italy a few years back he had already lost it and headbutted a player
Marseille is really a shitty place to grow up into
Germany is definitely #1 for us.
Spain and Italy for #2 & #3, that's a close fight.
I'll choose Italy, though
>>69139457
We keep it friendly. They're a bit cocky sometimes, but i lile to think that at the end they like us
>>69139753
Ez as fuck mang. Don't you know from your defensive structure adventures on our beaches during the summer we got that shit sorted?
I don't know, it doesn't seem Spain really has a rival...
maybe Netherlands, France?
>>69139830
Portugal also hasn't won against France since 1975.
>>69139780
you couldn't handle Eyjafjallajökull
Dat " Zidane lá tapé" song.
>>69139602
and that is always how it should be, fuck "fair play" nonsense
mate Materazzi is an example to football players worldwide
talk shit about your opponent, make him mad, which gets him sent out and gets you the cup, Zidane had a respectful response as well
fuck gay boring shit, some of these players today wouldn't last a day in Campeonato Gaúcho Série B
1. Chile
2. Argentina
3. Brazil
>>69139854
We beat you in Euro 2000 so we're ok. If you constantly cucked us in finals we'd probably be more upset about it.
>>69139457
>Americans thinking they know shit about France when all their memes about us are basically nonsense spouted by Jew-sponsored "soldiers" with an average IQ of 75 in the 1950s
Secouant ma tête, pour être franc.
>>69139861
Fuck you die
How many titles are you going to take from u??
>>69139857
>defensive structure adventures on our beaches
Where does this cliché even come from?
We just go to the Netherlands to smoke weed and fuck your cheap whores.
However, I heard there is a huge cheese festival in Gouda and I wanted to go there totally stoned one day doing nothing but eeating cheese all day :)
>>69139861
Andorra, Gibraltar and Casillas.
>>69139875
I'm Welsh
>>69139891
414.96+569.16+788.89/100*93.9+693.47/100*57.8+994.8/100*33.7
>>69139915
>the hypocrisy in this post
>>69139830
> penalty that didn't exist
Top kek
Carvalho fucked up
Deal with it
>>69139891
Please, no. Don't remind me of this shit.
>>69139862
In a friendly...i know...
My father lived in trance Since he 3 years old.
One final was Portugal vs France..
Portugal choked hard.
Father got made fun of at school or something
I have been raised anti french sports wise
>>69139936
sorry u ok then
>>69139928
>Where does this cliché even come from?
From families doing beach vacationing. You know, functioning families, the kind you never were a part of which is why you're so obsessed with drugs and monetary compensation for faked orgasms.
>>69138513
underrated post
>>69139928
Look, when we you in charge of our country while we migrate to france and spain for 4 weeks and we come back only to see a large array of trenches and bunkers on our beaches with German flags planted over them it leaves kind of a clue who did it.
>>69139917
>How many titles are you going to take from u??
wut?
>>69139932
if I remember correctly Spain forced UEFA to make it impossible for Spain to face Gibraltar in Euro qualification rounds (Spain gets really butthurt Gibraltar can have its own FA and play official matches)
>>69139862
yeah thats true. but we really dont care about not beating france. we would, of course, like to do it, but we really dont give much thought into it.
if that was spain.. well.. we would probably be at war by now.
>>69138513
so both Italians and French are gay?
>>69140042
They tsundere
>>69140042
Judging by the amount of hair product on the pitch I'd say the Italians are slightly more gay, or maybe they're just autosexual, I don't know.
>>69140023
We just try how to make a better Atlantikwall for the next time we need one
>>69140003
>you're so obsessed with drugs and monetary compensation for faked orgasms
>while you're bored out of your mind at the beach with familia Gunther literally eats CHEESE and pays for FAKING ORGASMS
Germany because world wars
Russia because as above
Not sure what country to put on the third spot. Maybe England?
>>69140087
You literally speak the gay-language dude, there's no language more homosexual than french
>>69140024
Not just footbal but literaly everithing from footbal these (last few major tounaments 2014 doenst count) to hockey.
Literaly all the last major final were spain vs Portugal even in juniores and though Portugal won some you guys have managed to win most of them with last second goals..
>>69139303
they surely would have won kek
Oh well, I found the wikipedia article on "Spanish national team's rivalries" (in Spanish) and it mentions Italy, France, Germany and Portugal
interestingly enough it mentions Yugoslavia and the USSR were rivals in the past because of >muh gommunism
>>69140132
But French is just a more serious version of Italian.
>>69140132
Italian is the gayest language on Earth
>>69140111
Oh, I thought it was for defending us from the English.
Or perhaps you guys think it works against the rising sea level or something.
>>69139641
lesotho lmao
>>69140166
>>69140174
sorry, but french sounds gayer, everybody knows that
>>69140121
>DUDE WEED LMAO BRO HOOKERS ROFL
Yeah, nah.
>>69140204
Spanish is just rebranded Italian, no wonder you're taking his side.
>>69138715
People were ready to start WW3 after 1982, but time makes everything fade out. Materazzi is more recent and generate more butthurt nowadays.
>>69140163
Didn't you got kicked out of a tournament once because Franco didn't want your team to play against the Soviets?
>>69140180
But let's be honest, don't you know >pic related?
>>69140174
The cliché says French is 2bh
>>69140204
True that, but Italians just look gayer. It's really hard to decide which is more homosexual.
>>69140204
nique ta mère fils de pute essaye pas de t'intégrer dans la discussion
>>69139380
;^D
all romance languages are gay, speak a Germanic language like a real man
Spanish, French and Italian girls love British accents
>>69140237
How can we look gayer? Have you seen our players? We're pratically Europe's Fuckboys
>>69140277
And girls from the UK and Nordic countries love French accents. I think we're in a better spot.
>>69140295
I dunno, Giacherrini is an ugly shit
Welp, this is now a /int/ thread...
>>69140295
It seems like they stopped to shave their eyebrows, it was fucking gay back in the early 00"s
>>69140295
Gay fuckboys who suck on mommy's teats and cry if a girl approaches them too closely
>>69140277
Top Kek
You know very well that your girls love our accents
The only Latin countries that have shit languages are Portugal and Romania
>>69140277
English, especially british english, sounds like you constantly have a dick in your mouth.
>inb4 there are hundreds of british accents
>>69140227
well, I speak Catalan
hope you have a good meme answer for that
>>69140295
I remember some swede anon here who said 'Pelle would smash all the pussy on the dancefloor here in Stockholm'
>>69140366
I was in Catalonia last year.
You guys are alright.
>>69140360
a bit rich coming from France
>>69139137
Well, actually, like 80% of the Algerian NT is born in France, just as 50% of the Morrocan, Tunisian NT and various sub-saharian teams like Senegal, Côte d'Ivoire, Cameroon or Mali.
I'm not sure about what to think about that. It caused some heated debate in France during the world cup and during the Fekir shitstorm, as you can guess. And Karim "Algerian at heart" Benzederp is not helping.
France also provides players for Portugal and Poland, actually.
>>69140366
> Catalan
Rebranded French mixed with Castilian
>>69140384
You sound like you have a cock in your throat though.
The french sound like they have a cock in their ass instead.
>>69140233
no, Franco just refused to participate in the 1960 Euros
>Spain, still under Francisco Franco's far-right dictatorship, refused to travel to the Soviet Union, the main supporter of the Second Spanish Republic in the Spanish Civil War, and withdrew from the tournament, so the final four had three communist countries: USSR, Czechoslovakia, and SFR Yugoslavia, to go with hosts France.
>>69140366
Catalunia NT played a tournament with Padania Kurdistan Inuit and maybe Wales?
>>69140421
that's the Dutch language anon
>>69140253
see, what you just said was aggressive, but to me it just sounds gay as fuck
>>69140360
I guess if any country knows what that sounds like it's France, am I right Italy?
>>69140366
Will volunteer for you when the war for independence comes.
>>69140409
Of course, but catalan doesn't sound gay at all
>>69140237
that depends on what you understand for masculinity
>>69140471
catalan sound like a mix of pugliese and bergamasco
>>69140384
nah, french shares one thing with german, the guttural R which is the main reason why people think german sounds aggressive
>>69139457
even French hate French, m8
we just give it a Gallic shrug and keep on going
>>69140277
kek, what the fuck are you saying
every anglo accent in spanish sounds retarded
women see the french accent and language as sexy/romantic here
>>69140489
>shirt open all the way down to the belly button
>trimmed beards everywhere
Spanish gay pride?
>>69140489
hahahahahahaha
>>69140366
Is that the version of Spanish that couldn't ward of the Muslim invasion?
>>69140131
Kel
I was wondering if there were any game related rivalries, but this is acceptable.
>>69140458
Sorry France, but you digged your own hole
Didn't know Portugal was so anal about >us
Outside of that >we don't really have a rivalry
Luxembourg
Malta
Gibraltar
It's about our level these days. One day we'll face the mighty iceland again and grab a draw if we're lucky
>>69140526
Fuck off New Zealand, you're the colour grey turned into a nation.
Wales is the best looking team, we are rugged dragons
>>69140562
We used to have a little thing.
Remember when Aragones called Henry a negro de mierda?
>>69140277
Said literally no one ever
>>69140489
>No other country finds open shirts and beards manly
Feels weird desu
>>69139903
Tchile.
friendly reminder that we were being FABULOUS back when you germanic fags were still wearing wolf skins and speaking in guttural sounds. And france can't be gayer than us because we taught them gayness.
get rekt
>>69140409
we basically speak a dialect of Occitan
>>69140433
probably, but those were amateur players, no professionals
>>69140458
>Will volunteer for you when the war for independence comes
well, thank you I guess
will scotland become independent now?
>>69140490
>of pugliese and bergamasco
what are those?
>>69140526
actually the other way around, it originates from a region the muslims couldn't invade
Spanish is way more influenced by Arabic
>>69138123
>we
fuck you feget
>>69139839
he also lost it against that sandnigger in group stage in 1998
and had several reds after snapping in Spain, too
the guy was well known for not holding the banter
>>69140592
You used to be my hero Dad, what happened to you?
Now all the white colonies are better than you
>>69139992
Don't listen to him, pretty much all the Union Jacks of 4chan suddenly became Welsh a few hours ago.
>>69140588
You used to see yourself on par with us.
Now you think you're in a category below Liechtenstein.
Good luck playing against our little brothers from the mountains, you might have a chance since they are but 40.000 people!
>>69140625
>still wearing wolf skins and speaking in guttural sounds
1st: Wolf skins are epic
2nd: Men don't need anything but guttural sounds
>>69140608
They look manly, but in a male stripper kind of way. I'm sure women love their looks, but I'd sleep with my ass to the wall around guys dressed like that.
>>69140675
get the flag extension cucky
>>69140402
Do you remember that WC 2002. It was fucking gold !
>TF1 & Johnny
>Another Star incoming, easy guys. On est champions !
>Can't win for shit
>Fuck...
>Support Senegal instead.
Those were the days...
>>69140606
He said that to Reyes
And the whole "we're gonna send Zidane to retirement" thing
>>69140608
the fact that they shave their chest makes it gay
>>69140606
he wasn't really being racist there
I mean, he was disrespecting Henry, but he wasn't really saying he was inferior or anything
it's difficult to explain, but I guess in countries with a lot of immigration you have to watch what you say
>>69140693
>implying this guy didn't just change his regional flag
Also, almost no one's using it here.
>>69140606
Aragonés was quite the badass motherfucker, that was just one of his usual antics and nothing worth creating a rivalry.
honestly, how stupid you have to be to do what zidane did.
![c6dfb6b1688200d35a44e91f4a7fb295[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J4dv7sB.jpg "c6dfb6b1688200d35a44e91f4a7fb295[1]")
>they don't find the spanish legion manly
>>69140731
half of British posters are Welsh m8, everyone here is an unemployed NEET
Probably Venezuela and maybe Argentina, Ecuador and Romania for the 90 and 94 memes.
>>69140677
>the fox and the grapes
>>69139968
So did Zidane
>>69140627
>Scottish Independence
Hope so, they deserve it after that bullshit referendum, United Kingdom is past it's sell by date.
>>69140627
Pugliese and bergamasco are two italian dialects. We are all declination of latin, we have very strong differences regionally just like you.
I think some sardinians talk catalan even today
>>69140803
>bullshit referendum
Which one ?
>>69140763
> manly
In a Freddie Mercury / George Micheal way
>>69140649
You picked a villain for a hero kid
>>69139619
Fuck that. Argentina are up there with scotland mate. We never forgot the maradona
Scotland
Argentina
Germany
France
Portugal
Are all considered rivalries here
>>69140811
>I think some sardinians talk catalan even today
yes, only in the city of Alghero
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algherese_dialect
1. Argies
>hand of god
>simeone theatrics
>le falklands
>Rattin and co being absolute wankers in '66
>penalty shootout
2. Nazis
>war
>paying the ref to disallow Lampard blooter in 2010
>penalty shootout x2
3. Portugal
>winknaldo
>general mass producer of bigger wankers in football
>penalty shootout x2
Then probably
Italy
>knocking us out of qualifying on GD by way of running up the score against Finland
>knocking us out of a tournament undefeated
>with a penalty shootout
Spain
>knocking us out of a tournament undefeated
Poland
>clown goalkeepers
Dutch
>Koeman's hideous foul going unpunished and then effectively knocking us out WC 94 qualifiers
>unlikeable orange
France
>that horrible fucking finish in 2004
>generally being smelly and arrogant
Huezil
>pretending Ronaldinho meant to shoot
Croatia
>making us look really fucking stupid in 2008
Romania
>always being a right bastard to play against in tournaments
Algeria
>being part of that awful shithouse game
Iceland
>humiliating us but thanks for finally purging us of Woy
Scotland, Ireland, Isle of Mann etc
>I hear they're local
Apart from that pretty much fine with everyone.
rate this German song
https://www.jamendo.com/track/3439/nicht-rauchen?language=fr
>>69140818
Scottish one. The stay british campaign was 50% "If you leave us you'll never get back into the EU!"
Then brexit happened, kek.
>>69140788
>the Varus and the Germania
![george-michael-1987-portrait-billboard-650[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4PK4w8x.jpg "george-michael-1987-portrait-billboard-650[1]")
>>69140819
>George Micheal
beautiful man
England and passing the group stages/R16
Germany/Italy
Brazil/Argentina
>>69140677
I hear Vaduz is lovely this time of year. Liechtenstein picked up a tasty draw against Portugal a few years ago so I'd be skeptical of our chances. The boys will probsbly cave under the pressure sgain
>>69139619
That's right, we are too good to be your rival
>>69140863
>Lose one game
>Rivals
Autism ladies and gentlemen.
1. Germany, because of the many many reasons already listed above
<massive powergap>
2. in recent years Portugal, because they directly eliminated us in 2004 and 2006, and played a part in 2012, and of course because the 2006 elimination was the infamous battle of Nuremberg. Don't know if they care back though
<powergap>
3. Argentina/Spain I guess, Spain is a bit more recent obviously, with 2010 finals and 2014 5pa1n, Argentina more history to it (1978 fucking bought refs in their hometourney, disgusting how they made that finals, totally undeserved), 1998 DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP DENNIS BERGKAMP and ofc 2014 semis, going out on goddamn penalties.
>>69140863
>France
>>that horrible fucking finish in 2004
I think you mean world class. Wouldn't have happened at all if your man Becks didn't miss his penalty, I guess he couldn't handle the pressure unlike our man Zizou.
>>69140876
0/10
t. Raucher
>>69140863
This desu
Scotland higher though...bloody jocks
whoops, completely misread the post
vs mexico(obvious reasons)
vs Ghana
vs England(old rivalry/banter purposes)
>>69140911
I just don't like JFs to be honest mate
>>69140849
>>69140863
I don't really think we've got a rivalry with you
Apart from 2004 I can't remember a big game between us
In 2012 it was dull
Leave this kind of shit to rugbyfags
>>69140965
Think the France rivalry runs deeper than football
It's a weird one though as I think there's a mutual respect there as well
>>69140863
All we have to dislike England was the 2002 WC desu
I don't think we have one. Maybe Mexico, I guess?
>>69141005
M A L V I N A S
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>>69140876
>L'allemand c'est moche
Kek'd/10
>>69140912
No Belgium?
>>69141027
For these who think we hate England for the Falkalnds, that picture if from 1966, way before the war
We've always hated you since the very start of our nation when you tried to invade us (and got your arses kicked back to the sea)
>>69140863
Forgot Mexico
>trying to imprison Lord Bobby Moore and then poisoning HRH Gordan Banks
Or the CIA depending on which conspiracy theory you prefer
>>69140863
>paying the ref to disallow Lampard blooter in 2010
Why did you forget that refball in 1966 that unironically gave you your only title?
Your whole list is just pathetic, it shows that England in fact has close to none NT history.
And this
>Poland
>clown goalkeepers
is something no Englishman could honestly say without making a fool out of himself.
>What went wrong?
>>69140915
Can you imagine the ultimate /sp/ meltdown if it happened nowadays?
>Bonglish tabloids going full mental for 1 month prior to the match, actually calling for war
>England scores earl
>benulty
>Beckham ridiculous fail
>Zidane scores a FK in stopage time
>kick off
>Gerrad offering us his greatest >Gerrard moment
>Benulty
>Zidane vomiting on the field
>English BTFO
>>69141036
Nah, we haven't played them that often (nothing noteworthy that I can remember) and most people here just see them as our cute little brother
We even hosted a EC together with them!
>>69141005
what am i looking at?
>>69140965
Agreed.
In fact, I'd say the France/Italy rivalry in football is like the France/England rivalry in rugby, while we care as much about France/Italy in rugby as we care about France/England in football.
>>69141113
Glorious moment indeed
>>69141033
>frogs being rude cunts without self-reflexion
omelette du fromage
1. PeruANOs
>2. Argentina
3. Urugay
>>69141146
The first red card in history of football
He squeesed the British flag on the corner on his way out while watching the Queen in her eyes
>>69141183
Who is >pic related and where can I find more?
>>69141097
Oh yes I forgot
>Nazis
>making out that that goal didn't cross the line as some kind of anti-British propaganda campaign
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3384366/Geoff-Hurst-s-goal-against-West-Germany-DID-cross-line-Sky-Sports-finally-prove-linesman-right-award-controversial-strike-1966-World-Cup-final.html
The Poland thing was a joke not serious, fucking hell they're right about you germans.
>>69141113
>Zidane scores a FK in stopage time
I can still hear Larqué cheering Zidane prior to the FK, and then Zidane actually puts it in. It was pure kino.
>>69141220
the current queen of /pol/ senpai
>>69141203
tremendous butthurt then
>>69141153
That's barely true anymore. France England rivalry in rugby has become extremely tame over the last 20 years. It used to generate an extreme butthurt before 1995, with actual general brawls and chimpouts, nowadays it's just pseudo-banter for the sake of giving interesting stories to the broadcasters.
>>69141228
>An English TV channel gets quoted in an English tabloid to make Englishmen feel better
Are you honestly retarded? Tommy, please visit a doctor, that might be better for you.
You seem stressed and hateful, that can't be healty for you :(
Or do you just want the Germans to feel at least some sense of rivalry since we think it was the ref's fault?
>>69138715
I hate them, we got refballed in the last world cup. blatant penalty not awarded to us and their goal came from a free kick that was from a simulation.
In a fair world we'd shit on them 24/7
>>69141174
It's omelette au fromage and "L'allemand c'est moche" was said in the song. I was surprised to hear french in the song.
Fuck you Italy, you are the dirtiest, most cheating, foulest players of this sport. Gayer?
>Milano
That will be all.
>>69141267
I wasn't there in quite some time, guess I need to return to there
>>69141330
>It's omelette au fromage
that's from Dexter's laboratory
>>69141330
this cropped image from an animated two (2) dimensional documentary with professional translation works claims otherwise.
>>69141317
Well I only really know about the last 20 years 2bh, I'm only 25.
The major difference imo is that the 6N makes us meet each other too often, so that the tension is less than that we can see in euro/wc games in football.
And also the fact that the rosbifs have generally been quite better than us in the recent years in rugby.
>>69141319
Ignore him Hans. He's just butthurt that Brexit isn't working out as well as he hoped.
>>69141320
I agree for the freekick
but to be honest we got beaten by better than us
Varane was BTFO by Hummels on the goal
then we couldn't break their defence and when we could Neuer stopped everything
we couldn't expect to win these kind of games with Valbuena as a starter
>>69141581
But it will.
>>69141593
Shut up Le Penis.
>>69141550
the fact is that the XV de France has been shit for years now
it just makes me sick to watch them
I was glad Scotland won this year
>>69138350
England are our main rivals. They've always been very inclined to crush France, with mixed results :^)
Germany are also our rivals, but that's more of a brotherly rivalry. Whoever loses a France - Germany game applauds the winner fairly.
>>69141667
Indeed. I used to love following rugby international games, but our level has become unbearable, along with the fact that it all seems more defence-oriented and boring now. It's way too professional, all the guys look like they're on steroids.
Anyway, I'll stop talking about rugby I'm derailing the thread.
>>69138697
This. Just that the Italian team would stand by such a toxic player is enough to hate them.
France in major competitions during knock out stages against major opponents we met
Against Brazil:
brazil 5 - 2 france (semifinal world cup 58)
brazil 3 - 4 france (quarterfinal world cup 86)*
brazil 0 - 3 france (final world cup 98)
brazil 0 -1 france (quarterfinal world cup 2006)
Against Spain:
france 2 - 0 spain (final euro 1984)
france 2 - 1 spain (quarterfinal euro 2000)
france 3 - 1 spain (Round of 16 world cup 2006)
spain 2 - 0 france (quarterfinal euro 2012)
Against Italy:
france 1 - 3 italy (quarterfinal world cup 1938)
france 2 - 0 italy (round of 16 world cup 1986)
france 4 - 3 italy (quarterfinal world cup 1998)*
france 2 - 1 italy (final euro 2000)
italy 5 - 3 france (final world cup 2006)*
Against germany:
germany 5 - 4 france (semifinal world cup 82)**
germany 2 - 0 france (semifinal world cup 86)
germany 1 - 0 france (quarterfinal world cup 2014)**
* = penatly shootouts
** = refballed. pic related
>>69141954
Poor brasil.
Italy and France is so /y/
>>69139854
>>69139915
>>69139621
>>69139819
>>69139457
Can we all agree that the USA - Europe rivalry trumps intra-Europe rivalries?
what if i don't want to have a rivalry with germany?
i've spent too many vacations there
>>69138617
>tfw no US+England+Mexico+Russia WC group
>>69141839
Well, don't let the vintage highlight youtube video fool you: pre-professionnal rugby was not really better, just different. Nowadays you can have 60 minutes of actual gametime in a match, back then there was barely 30 in a whole fucking game, and I'm not even exagerating. Nowadays it's just rucks rucks and more rucks, back then they were just kicking the ball in touch back and forth. To me, the best era for rugby was between 1995 and the early 2000, as they still had the champagne rugby mindset with a better professionnal approach and training (so faster, more skills, more endurance). Now they're just way too professionnal and the defenses can stop rpetty much everything, so in fact most tries come from counter-attacks on turnovers.
Nothing can beat the vintage highlights, though.
>>69142768
It is a generation thing. Rudi Völler & Co clashed with them. Only our parents remember fully. I like the Netherlands goat anthem, nice colors and cutting inside like a boss
>>69142768
Many anons said that before, there is no hate anymore, we need to hate the roaches for example, you are rival in the most athletic way possible.
Germans like the country itself, too, but there is nothing greater than playing against you especially if we have the chance to meet in a World Cup final again.
We don't want to win a cup against Argentina again if we can face you instead
>>69138123
>but gay
What does that even mean? You meds are the most effeminate people in Europe.
>>69143350
this is like us arguing with mexicans over whos fatter
>>69143094
>Now they're just way too professionnal and the defenses can stop rpetty much everything, so in fact most tries come from counter-attacks on turnovers.
Yeah that's pretty much what I don't like about it. Also, I did watch international rugby in the late 90s and enjoyed it more than now, although I was young, so it might be due to muh nostalgia. And the vintage highlights don't help either, indeed.
But damn, those defences being too good are killing the game for me.
>2nd generation Dutch
Belgium
Germany
Spain?
>>69140253
>getting angry at people on the internet
>>69141457
I was so fucking confused when I first watched this episode. I am French and was watching it on Swedish television, he started speaking French and everybody was amazed - I didn't understand why no-one could not understand him. Then there were American flags everywhere, mfw
>>69138268
there is something so beautiful about this
>>69138268
sorry but france is waaay gayer
>>69141878
Yeah right, the toxic player is the one that did some shit talk, not the one that fucking heatbutted someone in the chest during a WC final waiting for the ref to run past so that he couldn't see
>>69144410
Defend this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpnsNjMKW80
>>69138268
Was thinking the same. I'm sorry, but look at your men swimsuits
>>69138465
Robinho
>>69139571
Ww2 shit I think
Memexico
Costa rica
Ghana
>>69138830
So you guys are England tier now?
>>69140204
Lets just agree that all language's are inferior to english
1. Mexico
They throw shit at our fans and players, pay referees and chat shit about how good they are in Latino's ESPN
2. Maybe El Salvador
Trash throwing monkeys
3. Costa Rica
Friendly neighbor rivalry, they are way better though
>>69144969
>language's
You can't praise English if you can't even use it, burger.
>>69144766
Why would you be looking at men's swimsuits if you weren't gay?
>>69140366
Catalan is a meme by itself.
>>69139641
Fuck you too canada
>>69145039
Doesn't everyone?
>>69139896
>gaúco
Chegou o viadão.
>>69140359
T H I S
H
I
S
Portuguese when spoken is not even that bad (sounds similar to french at least to me), but it has to be the most ugly written language 2bh.
>>69146493
rare flag spotted
1. New Zealand
2. New Zealand
3. New Zealand
We're roughly as shit as each other but both agree that soccer is for poofs and immigrants
Are France and England still bros?
so we all hate France? it be nice if they had actual french players instead of half the African continent.
1. China
Heated as fuck, especially since they play the Chinese national anthem for us at international matches now which FUCKS every HK fans off.
2. Japan
Never 4get WWII
3. Fucking I don't know? Subhuman jungle Asians from Philippines
>>69146695
> be Murican
> talking about race
>>69138694
I love oldschool crowds
>>69139608
Based Rijkaard
>>69144999
kek, best description of my meme nation m8
>>69139715
He said
"I prefer the whore that is your sister"
And
>French chivalry
>Implying it wasn't Zidane's huge ego
>>69139602
>mfw Matrix is a shitposter in real life
>>69146740
R
A
R
E
1.Our national team
2.Our coaches
3.Our ministry of sport
>>69139896
>GAUCHO
>>69146740
>han calling anyone subhuman
bow to nippon masterrace already, will you?
>>69139715
Perfect. I like Italy even more mow.
>>69138268
top fucking kek, France is legit the faggiest country in the entire world. Italy isn't even in the competition. Suck a dick, faggot.
>>69144735
>let the bodies hit the floor
>>69138123
1. Brazil (Two biggest south american national teams. Friendly rivalry)
2. England (No need to explain)
3. Uruguay (Third biggest south american national team. Almost tied in Copa América titles. They are like us but with a much smaller country)
>>69138904
We played Turkey in 2008. Pretty chill, no hatred at all.
>>69138123
1. Mexico(you already know)
2. Ghana(always beat us in world cup_
3. England(IDK I just put something
>>69144735
Kek Materazzi was a thug
But the French have their own thugs too like Mathieu Flamini and his Favorite Double-Footed Tackles lmao
>>69138904
swap Turkey for England and you're good
>>69146493
>>69140359
no portuguese is an absolutely fucking awful language. sounds like they have a foot in their mouths.
>>69140359
>>69140517
lol sadly I have to agree french when spoken by mulato girl who is at least semi attractive is hot as fuck
>>69138904
Halt die Fresse Mehmet, nobody cares for Turkey matches
Brazil and Argentina equally. Third is FIFA probably
>>69139527
kek
1. United States
2. Argentina
3. Any Central American team, >we are not allowed to lose against them and they all hate us
Friendly rivalry with Brazil
>>69138123
1.Hungary ( Fucking Bozgors)
2.Albania (Shit country , shit people)
3.Hungary (Fucking Bozgors)
1.New Zealand cause it's New Zealand
2.Japan
3. fuck I don't know. Italy cause of the world cup?
Tbh we don't really have any real ones. Really any other team in Asia which can compete is good enough for us. Japan is the only semi-rivalry we would have apart from NZ and that's just cause we scored our first ever world cup goal against them
>>69138123
1. Romania,because we always play ourselves
2. Hungary because ardeal
3. Everyone else
1. Iceland
2. Iceland
3. Iceland
>>69138975
Just imagine if Algeria had beaten Germany in the round of 16
France vs Algeria in quarter-finals, never mind the result, there would have been burning cars in the street
1. Argentina
2. Portugal
3. Poland
4. Ghana
5. Italy
really just because we have matches against those in like at least every second tournament
>>69139457
>Parisian represent France as a whole
That's literally what you are implying
>>69139861
That's because international rivalries are born out of consistently getting to late stages of tournaments, Spain have only been good in the last ten years
1. Germany (one sided they, they always seem to knock us out on penalties, to them were just another team to brush aside on the way to the final)
2. Argentina (because Falklands and because small cheating black man Maradona)
3. Scotland (this rivalry is quite friendly actually, usually good games whenever we play, also oldest rivalry in world football)
>>69141097
>England in fact has close to none NT history
1. Netherlands. It's a balanced rivalry, but our NT won more important matches against them.
2. England. Our team usually obliterates them, or trolls them into penalties. Didn't lose one important match to them since 1966.
3. Italy. Most games end in a draw, except when it's important. Then our team loses.
>1. Spain
Our enemies from the birth of our nation, I dispise everything about them, they think theyre better than us even tho half of theyre whole country looks like a fucking desert with one house every 100Km.
>2. Germany
They've BTFO Sporting 7-1 and 5-0, and Porto 6-1 and our NT 4-0 etc..etc..
>3. France
reffball penalty
Germany
Belgium
Portugal
>>69147166
only one country gave courage award to trannies or created the gay pride. Suck a tranny degenerate.
Dunno Sweden and Russia I guess?
Haven't lost to Germany or England in years either they're pretty nice teams to play against too.
>>69147166
wtf does that even mean
>>69138513
Pepe le Pew has an Italian accent in the French dub.
>>69147166
Clearly you would know about that, bearing your sheer limitless and widely known lard ass knowledge of Europe, respectively the world, in mind. Howdy pardner
>>69140471
>catalan doesn't sound gay at all
>>69148556
>refball
>>69138513
t. local black man
I don't think we have rivals, when we play with neighbours it's tense, but we're usually one power gap better than them most of the times, so it's not really exciting.
I guess it might be Turkey, we clashed a lot in last 20 years.
>>69148816
you'll think about us when you see cristiano hold the euro cup in a few days
>>69148881
We support you here m8.I would be happy if you won.
>>69148816
lel btfo
>>69138123
1. USA (games between >us are usually to see who is the best team in CONCACAF)
2. Honduras (very tense atmosphere every time Mexico goes to Honduras)
3. Costa Rica (Like a mix of the two above)
>>69148515
Well, they did beat you in the groups stages at Euro 2000.Hollow victory seeing as neither made it out of the group though.
>>69148881
>portugal is still in
>>69138123
1. Germany
2. Belgium (more of a friendly rivalry)
3. Portugal (they always beat us)
>>69148899
>1. USA
only pochos and chicanos care about the USA, Costa Rica-Mexico is the real clasico de CONCACAF.
1.Serbia
GAP
Spain or Italy probably
1. Japs
2. Uruguay
3. ??? Korea maybe...
>>69138647
DELET THIS
NO ERA PENAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69147166
>america
http://www.ucityguides.com/cities/top-10-gay-cities-and-gayest-destinations.html
1. Netherlands
2. Croatia
3. Portugal
>>69148916
Back to the fridge, snowflake.
>>69149097
>Costa Rica-Mexico is the real clasico de CONCACAF
Nice meme but no, every Gold Cup final is Mexico-USA, they have played in a WC, constantly banter whenever one beats the other.
The rivalry may got weaker since Donovan retired but it's still the biggest that Mexico has. Just imagine if Mexico lost against them in the Azteca, No era penal, 7-0 and the original aztecazo would be small losses in comparison.
>>69138268
>>69138123
Are you two flirting?
>you are gay
>no you are
>no y-you
MASCULINITY SO FRAGILE
>>69149207
>Croatia
>Portugal
why?
>>69149348
Is it true that all french women have beards?
>>69149496
absolutely not
most of them prefer having mustaches
>>69148307
what the fuck that is not right at all
>>69142692
sorry mate, nobody cares about you (in football)
>>69148686
>tfw your right leg is trans
>>69146648
Damn.
>>69149840
No it's not. Rivalries need to be long standing and they need a point of origin. England 1966, final. Italy 1970, semis. Netherlands 1974, final.
Albania Turkey and Germany
>>69140366
>well, I speak Catalan
Literally rebranded Provençal.
Italy Brazil England Germany
>>69138676
this is so correct.
As the German already explained, we have a great rivalry with the Germany (alle Duitsters zijn hooomooo)
but I FUCKING HATE PORTUGAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih2uWmZrd40
YES I AM STILL MAD
>>69141220
ANZU
N
Z
U
turkish masterrace
>>69150411
i always thought Germany - Argentina was felt, you guys had 3 finals against each other
Hungary.
>>69150605
Boulahrouz is GOAT for that kick against penaldo though.
>spain
>france
>brazil
also germany always tough game and england easy win and entertaining
>>69149862
I was just speaking in general
Spain, Italy, Germany, any other countries are jokes
>>69150605
STEALTH RARE
>>69147166
>all that projecting
>>69154001
wew nice catch
Argentina
France
Uruguay
>>69150605
RARE
A
R
E
> around dutch flags never relax
>>69150656
fuck off nigger
>>69138647
Italia bit Germany this night
1. Italy
2. Brazil
2. Germany or Algerian
In football it is
1. Denmark
In hockey it is
1. Finland
2. Russia
3. Canada
>>69140675
It is the Union Flag
It is only the Union Jack when at sea
Ask the Spanish
1. Italy or France
2. France or Italy
3, I dont' know... maybe Germany
1. Denmark/England
after that I don't know
A-anyone wants to have a rivalry with us, ple-please?
>>69150703
It's a classic match, but I dont' call it rivaltry.
1. Mexico obviously
2. Costa Rica I would imagine
3. Englel we hate you. I hope you get cancer in your fucking toes and they all fall off and you can never walk under your own power again. And after that someone take a baseball bat to your knees and have you paralyzed from the waist down. Then have you fail at your suicide attempt and put into an insane asylum for the rest of your life, forced to suffer.
Fuck you england
>>69138306
You can do better than us anon
>>69148307
It aint rivarly if we lose every time against you
>>69156245
we don't hate england dude. maybe you do.
>>69159660
>1986 final
![spanish-legion-04[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uSJeAoz.jpg "spanish-legion-04[1]")
![man-laughing-loudly-300[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/aPLI5e4.png "man-laughing-loudly-300[1]")
