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Ok /sp/ tell me you're Top 3 rivalries in International
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Ok /sp/ tell me you're Top 3 rivalries in International Football, i start:

1: France (they're like us, but gay)
2: Germany (you already know everything)
3: Brazil (probably in recent times they've been replaced by Spain, but when we face Brazil there's always something special)
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Brazil-Norway, >we have never lost a match against Brazil in footy
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>>69138212
cba figuring a top 3 though
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>>69138123
1.Sweden
2.Germany
3.??
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>>69138123
>they're like us, but gay

That's funny, i was thinking the exact same thing about you
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RIOMMA LAZZIE

FRATé
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1. Holland
2. Italy
3. England i guess
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1. Italy - we rape each other
2. Brazil - we rape them
3. Germany - they rape us
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>>69138268

more like brown womanizers
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1. Argentina.
2. France.
3. Probably Germany after the 1-7, otherwise Italy.

Smaller rivalries: Uruguay. Colombia, Mexico, Holland
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>>69138123
ROBERTO BAGGIO VS TAFFAREL

NEVER 4get
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>>69138268
Nah, French are more homos
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>>69138123
>3: Brazil
Still sore? :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpbkRApq9qY

1- Brazil (we love beating them so I guess it's a one sided rivalry)
2- Italy (you know why, but it's lighthearted)
3- Can't really name one. Maybe Portugal for the same reason as Brazil.
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1) Holland
2) Italy
3) Austria
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>>69138123
greece
germany
france
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>>69138336
Yeah but they killed Zico.
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1. Brazil. The little kid in your block who played great and now is a junkie neet.
2. Uruguay. The little brother who thinks hes better.
3. Germany. The grill you like and she cockblocks you.
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>>69138123
>Italy calling us gay
Oh, the irony
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>>69138333
m8, 7-1 isn't rivalry, it's slaughter
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Germany
Belgium
Guess the English?
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1. Brazil
2. England
3. Uruguay
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Perú because of our history.
Bolivia for the same reasons.
I don't know if we have another one. Some would say Argentina, but historically it has been very one sided and I doubt Argies would say we have a rivalry.
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>>69138336

Paolo Rossi
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The biggest rivalry ever is Portugal vs /sp/
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>>69138379
Greece because euro
France because penalties
Spain because spain
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>>69138372
England is definitely bigger than Austria.
>Wembley, penalty shootouts, 1996 vs. Cordoba
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>>69138333
1- Argentina
2 - Uruguay
3 - France


4 - Paraguay
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>>69138416

Fuck that, we love you guys.
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>>69138379
>germany
why.jpg

And why not Spain?
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>>69138123
>France (they're like us, but gay)

That's really a shitty meme.
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Everyone, fuck all y'all, freedom....out!
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>>69138123
>tfw only 1.5 rivals
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>>69138268
The French call homexuality "the Italian vice"
Italians call homexuality "the French vice"

The French call syphilis "the Italian pest"
Italians call syphilis "the French pest"
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>>69138123
1. Netherlands
2. Italy
3. ???
>We're not that hateful 2bh
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>>69138396
>Germany
'no'
>>69138428
this
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>>69138469
Kek this is correct.
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>>69138482
I'd rather lose against some far away island monkeys than against the rogue province in our backyard.
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>>69138505

Mexico
Ghana
Leonardo's elbow
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>>69138123
We don't really have a big rivalry
I'd say
1-Portugal because we always beat them
2- Germany because they always beat us
3- Brazil because we always beat them
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1. Mexico for obvious reasons

2. Englel. We rarely play against each other (in fact the last time we played was in 2010) but we're always shitposting about the other whenever they fuck up (USA vs Jamaica last year, 1 point in 2014, Iceland this year)

3. Idk Ghana but we finally beat them in 2014 so now we dont care. Maybe Germany in friendlies since we've played against each other consecutively for 3 years from 2013-2015.
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Perú
Bolivia
Argentina

In that order.
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>>69138469
We don't give a shit about your NT, you niggas literally only play football and you've never won a single title

We are laughing at you, just like we do with Englel
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>>69138123
>>69138249
>>69138319
>>69138333
>>69138379
>>69138396
>>69138416
>>69138615
>everyone hates us
Fuck You guys!

>pic related triggers the Dutch
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1. Germany
2. Portugal
3. Spain
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>>69138615
>>69138350
faggots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XErAUFstpYw
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Just one , italy because of materazzi big mouth during 2006 wc
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>>69138647
I don't think France hates Germany except for the Schumacher x Battifton episode. You beat us because you have a better team, nothing to get mad about desu.
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I guess Germany at least until 2015. It was the last achievement to unlock. Maybe England because we're also in the same group a lot. And Hungary because they were our first international opponents (1921). It was also our last pre-WWII match (three days before it in fact). Lots of interesting stories and we hope there will be many more in the future now that we've finally rebuilt our team after 30 years.
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1. Scotland
2. Ireland
3. Argentina
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>>69138646
Cuantas copas tenes en el siglo XXI, Gonzalo?
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>>69138694
This. They chose Fontaine as their "uefa golden player". the best Frech team ever was beaten by 5 goals.
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>>69138647
No one's talking about hatred, man.
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>>69138694
>1958
Englel tier, I bet even your dad wasn't born back then.
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>>69138694
Raymond Kopa was playing at the time
When we think about Brazil we remember 1986, 1998, 2006
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>>69138647
Bruh that's a good thing, everyone considers y'all an issue
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>>69138740
We're in the 21st century at we have 2 WCs and 14 CAs
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>>69138753
>They chose Fontaine as their "uefa golden player"
No shit, the guy's record is still standing.
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>>69138123
For Brazil it used to be Brazil vs Argentina...

Our last decent team was the one in 2006, since then it was disappointment after disappointmen.

Since 2010 our national teams have been so shitty (and the corrupt people in charge of CBF) that majority of the brazilians lost their passion for the national team, they don't even care about rivalries anymore, they care more about their local teams at this point.

To give you an example, most of the people here (including me) wanted brazil to get out of the Copa America just so the clueless manager would get kicked out of the team.
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>>69138379
>>69138475
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1. Italy
2. Holland
3. England for "that didn't count" memes
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>>69138615
"always beat them"

15 9 de junho de 2013 Porto Alegre Brasil Brasil 3 – 0 França

16 26 de março de 2015 Paris França França 1 – 3 Brasil l
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I thought that the Netherlands - Germany rivalry was mostly one-sided, though?
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scotland
iceland
wales
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1. Denmark

2. Powergap
3. idk maybe >englel

t. swedefag
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>>69138647
Why would anyone not hate Austria's retarded child ?
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>>69138755
Well let's be honest the only really hateful match is against Turkey, so perhaps the ranking for us should be like

1. Netherlands
2. Italy
3. Turkey

>>69138861
It isn't. >We both consider each other >our main rival
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>>69138854
>friendlies
Do they give a trophy for these?
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>>69138615
>forgetting Italy

>>69138740
CHI
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>>69138861
Nah that's England - Germany
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>>69138854
I was talking about games that matter
WC games
We don't give a shit about friendlies
Not like Englel and their 5-1 meme against Germany that was worthless
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Brazil and Argentina

We won a World Cup final against each and countless Copa America finals too. We lose almost every time we play in qualifiers but who gives a fuck about that
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1: Italy (they're definitely gayer, or just less straight, but we shit our pants everytime we play against them)
2 : Brazil (duh)
3 : Germany, perhaps ? Fuck them
...
Last : Algeria (we humiliate them and they burn our cars)
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>>69138955
Not even your granfather was alive to watch these WC titles
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>>69138927
I'm not forgetting Italy
I just made a choice
I don't really know if you can compare our rivalry with Italy with Italy vs Germany
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>>69138904
Bullshit, Italy is a much bigger rival than Netherlands
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who are the roaches biggest rival?

Greece? can't imagine Germany since they are essentially the same place.
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>>69139026
Are you an idiot?
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>>69138975
Yeah
I'd put Algeria n°1 if they were worth something
Fucking bougnoules
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>>69139059
Raciste.
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>>69139026
Maybe for someone who's first world cup was 2006.
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When I was a kid the big ones were Germany and Argentina, but I don't feel that strongly about them any more. It's probably just the home nations now.
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>>69139071
c'est un terme affectueux
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How can you both like football and be racist? Explain.
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>>69139071
>t. Abdoul
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>>69139014
You weren't alive to watch your team win anything either

Glad you could watch Uruguay winning Copa America at your home though
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Argentina
Germany
Portugal

not including meme teams like wales, ireland or scotland. jealous neighbours =/= rivals
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>>69138975
>>69139059

Lel, they'd probably be better if you didn't take all their best players for your own.
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>>69139137
maybe you should do that too so that you win against iceland next time
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1:Argentina (they're like us but gay)
2:France (never forget 1998)
3:Italy, I guess
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>>69139105
Rachiste.

>>69139105
t. Vladimir
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>>69139137
Nah, they're too busy beating on their women and throwing rocks over Morroco's border. The only good ones were raised in France.
Also, Zidane is a Kabyle and most would say they aren't really Algerians.
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>>69139113

Bruh hate to break it to you but we're a meme compared to Wales at the moment.
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>>69139186
>they're like us but gay
they're like you but white which means there better
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>>69138212
i had the webm of this goal somewhere but i lost it so here is the youtube link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv138K5VH4Y

>R.Carlos defending
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1) materazzi
2) materazzi
3) materazzi (fuck you materazzi)
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>>69139113
>not including meme teams like wales, ireland or scotland. jealous neighbours =/= rivals
thats why no one in germany sees england as a rival
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>>69139211
You're a meme since 1966
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>>69139173

Sorry lad I'm Scottish
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>>69139071
Même pas, c'est juste leur culture débile et l'"intégration" à l'Américaine qui posent problème.
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>>69139137
> born in France
> on welfare, living in our council houses, educated in our public schools, playing in our clubs, taking our tax money
> you're taking all their good players
Top Kek Nigel
We're taking what's ours
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>>69139018
I don't know about you, but everyone I know likes/loves Italy as a country, but hate it with our guts when it comes to football.
And I'm pretty sure Italians feel the same way. France vs Italy are always passionate games. We love hating each other. I can't see any rivalry that comes close for us, in the last 20 years.
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>>69139218
better at cheating.
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>>69139256
Chut raciste.
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hey guys come someone shed some light on that fateful day zidane head butt that guy

who the fuck was he?

was he liked in italy?

did he really rustle his jimmies hard enough to lose a world cup?

if this wouldn't of happened would france won?
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>>69139280
That's exactly how we feel about the Netherlands.
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>>69139256
Sacrebleu
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>>69139109
Ya, I was 1 year old when we won our last CA
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>>69139244

No arguments here. We were alright in 96 but I don't think 1 tournament in 40 years stops us being a meme.
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>>69139113
This. Argentina and Germany easily top 2 by a mile.

Maybe Scotland 3rd though
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>>69139248
Breton here, long live Scotland !
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>>69139289
Bicot
Va sur égalité et réconciliation si t'es pas content
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>>69138123
As an Italian-American I agree with your exact top 3.

Personally, I'd put Brazil first, then Germany, then France. Purely because of total World Cup wins.

It's just my dream for Italy to have the most World Cup wins than all other countries.
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>>69139317
That's actually a good meme, Texas :^)

>>69139289
>Chut
>>>/15-18/
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>>69139280

Totally Agree.
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argentina
uruguay
italy or france
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1. Argentina
2. Italy

That's it.
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>>69139338

Irish would be if we ever played them.
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1. England (obvious)
2. Belgium (the eternal waffles)
3. Italy (death to the wops)

Wales btw
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>>69139344
>>69139380
Sales racistes.
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>>69139340

Top Garçon. Celt superstate when?
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>>69138926
The press will literally burn a coach and ask for his head because of friendlies
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England doesn't have any real rivalries. The teams that we give a shit about (Germany, Argentina, Portugal) don't care about us and we don't give a shit about the teams that care about us (Scotland, Ireland). Maybe we can form a proper rivalry with Iceland now and it looks like the England-Wales rivalry in football is becoming more intense.
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>>69139280
Meh, I'm pretty sure they hate you as a country too.

I mean, you do kind of suck as a people.
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>>69139327
Well, >our main rival also just won one cup in its history.
>Euro 1988
>beating us in the semi final
>in Germany
They just always finish like 2nd or 3rd and we share more of a history together, played more matches that really matter.
It was so unfortunate to miss the WC finals against the Netherlands both in 2010 and 2014, that would have been awesome
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>>69139444
It's not really the case in France anymore. Maybe if we lost 0-10 to Feroe at the Stade de France.
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>>69139113
>>69139338
sorry lads, but we cant have a rivalry if we always win
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>>69139186
Lesser rivalries:

Germany
Uruguay
Colombia
Paraguay
Spain (2008-2014)
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>>69139456
1- England vs shootouts
2- England vs Iceland
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>>69139457

nah we ok
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>>69139456
To be fair, it's hard to form rivalries in group stage matches.
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>>69139494
Statistics
Meetings total 15
Most wins England (6)
Argentina (3)


KEK BTFO
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1: turkey because muh history of wars
2: albania? maybe? because they burned a greek flag once in the stadium
3:???

bonus points for portugal because we always beat them :^)
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>>69139462

Yeah but we haven't even been in a final since '66. At least Netherlands has had some decent showings in tournaments since their cup.
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>>69139222
....that is not Norway
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Am I missing something? Why do Germany and Netherlands have a rivalry?
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>>69139462
2014 would've been so perfect. Beating Spain in the group, The Argies in the semi's and you lot in the final. Ah well...the Neverlanding story i guess
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>>69139571

germany stole their bikes, long story
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>>69139534
What about the Faroe Islands?
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>>69139303
He said Zidane's sister was a whore
Defenders always talk shit to attack players
His name is Matterazzi
It is difficult to know since the game was already ending
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>>69139571
Because their nigger spat on Rudi's mullet. Twice. And we kinda bombed Rotterdam into oblivion. Also Beckenbauer > Cruijff.
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>>69138123

1. Germany (got em in the wars though didn't we)
2. France (Frenchies will always be our rivals in everything)
3=. Wales (even without this tournament, any England-Wales match is a lively one)
3=. Scotland (the jocks hate us even more than the Welsh 2bh)

Some people say there's an England - Argie rivalry but I don't really agree. We hardly play them. They can cry about the Falklands all they want, we don't really care
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>>69139457
No. I live in Nice, which is at the border, so I know quite a lot of north Italians. There might be some resentment sometimes, but in general we like each other.
We have strong cultural and economical bonds. But why do I say this, I'm pretty sure you don't know what "culture" means.
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1) honduras (fuck honduras)
2) usa
3) lesotho
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1-spain
2-fuking spain
3-france/ brazil / SPAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>69139641
keked at lesotho
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>>69138123
>>69138268
Now kiss
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Denmark <- have never won them, have lost 14-2
Portugal <- penaldo
idk
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>>69139593
as long as it's not turkey, we might as well lose 10-0 to san marino as much as we give a shit
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Just fucking everyone at this stage
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>>69138379
WTF whar about Spain?
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>>69138617

This.
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>>69139538
That's exactly what I meant.

With England, there's just that refball because that Soviet referee might have lost his family in WWII and lost the others who survived in concentration camp, but shit happens. There's more of a grudge against that referee.

The Netherlands however...
>a somewhat hateful final 1974 when we beat them on home soil being the underdog. They seem to have had a grudge because that banter in 1940
>losing 1988 to them and seeing them lift the cup in Germany
>Rijkaard spitting on Völler in 1990
>recently often played against each other again, but missed the big matches in 2010 because > we fucked up and 2014 because >they fucked up

>>69139583
You will never beat us in a final at least
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>>69138615
>portugal

wut?

i dont remember the last time we played against france
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>>69139602

materazzi grabs on zidane's t-shirt
"if you wan't i'll give it to you after the game" (french chivalry)
"i would prefer your sister"(italian italiannesness)
plexusshot
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>>69139559
yeah i am dumb
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>>69138491
It is spain we mean no harm germania- sama
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>>69139457
>that flag
>that comment
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1. Germany


The rest doesn't matter. Perhaps Portugal or Belgium.

Germany - Holland rivalry is the best. Cheering for the Germans this year.
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>>69138123

like my country man said:

1- SPAIN
2- SPAIN, damn spaniards
3- FUCKING SPAIN

we really dont care about the others, its just nice when we can win or tie with them.
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>>69139456
We do care about England, don't fall for the meme. It's just not our biggest rivalry.
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>>69139727
What about your rivalry
Netherlands - North Sea?
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>>69139715
Zidane couldn't handle the banter
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>>69139711
Oh i do........
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>>69139711
2006 semi final
We just love it when the avecs cry
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>>69139456
We may always win against you (in elimination rounds) but we DO give a shit about you. The country would implode if we meet again
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>>69139715
I hated Italian football players for a few years because of this and their diving tradition. Rooting for them against Germany now, obviously.
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>>69139753
North Sea are eternal chokers, constantly getting out fucking skilled by a bunch of full time dykes.
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>>69139457
admit it, muricas wet dream is to someday beat france. you guys dont really care about anyone else, you just want france.
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>>69139785
Yall won with a penalty that didnt existed
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>>69139780
He acted like a sandnigger on that one
In Italy a few years back he had already lost it and headbutted a player
Marseille is really a shitty place to grow up into
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Germany is definitely #1 for us.
Spain and Italy for #2 & #3, that's a close fight.

I'll choose Italy, though
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>>69139457

We keep it friendly. They're a bit cocky sometimes, but i lile to think that at the end they like us
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>>69139753
Ez as fuck mang. Don't you know from your defensive structure adventures on our beaches during the summer we got that shit sorted?
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I don't know, it doesn't seem Spain really has a rival...

maybe Netherlands, France?
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>>69139830
Portugal also hasn't won against France since 1975.
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>>69139780

you couldn't handle Eyjafjallajökull
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Dat " Zidane lá tapé" song.
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>>69139602
and that is always how it should be, fuck "fair play" nonsense

mate Materazzi is an example to football players worldwide

talk shit about your opponent, make him mad, which gets him sent out and gets you the cup, Zidane had a respectful response as well

fuck gay boring shit, some of these players today wouldn't last a day in Campeonato Gaúcho Série B
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1. Chile
2. Argentina
3. Brazil
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>>69139854
We beat you in Euro 2000 so we're ok. If you constantly cucked us in finals we'd probably be more upset about it.
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>>69139457
>Americans thinking they know shit about France when all their memes about us are basically nonsense spouted by Jew-sponsored "soldiers" with an average IQ of 75 in the 1950s

Secouant ma tête, pour être franc.
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>>69139861
Fuck you die
How many titles are you going to take from u??
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>>69139857
>defensive structure adventures on our beaches
Where does this cliché even come from?
We just go to the Netherlands to smoke weed and fuck your cheap whores.
However, I heard there is a huge cheese festival in Gouda and I wanted to go there totally stoned one day doing nothing but eeating cheese all day :)
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>>69139861
Andorra, Gibraltar and Casillas.
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>>69139875
I'm Welsh
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>>69139891
414.96+569.16+788.89/100*93.9+693.47/100*57.8+994.8/100*33.7
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>>69139915
>the hypocrisy in this post
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>>69139830
> penalty that didn't exist
Top kek
Carvalho fucked up
Deal with it
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>>69139891
Please, no. Don't remind me of this shit.
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>>69139862
In a friendly...i know...
My father lived in trance Since he 3 years old.
One final was Portugal vs France..
Portugal choked hard.
Father got made fun of at school or something
I have been raised anti french sports wise
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>>69139936

sorry u ok then
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>>69139928
>Where does this cliché even come from?

From families doing beach vacationing. You know, functioning families, the kind you never were a part of which is why you're so obsessed with drugs and monetary compensation for faked orgasms.
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>>69138513
underrated post
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>>69139928
Look, when we you in charge of our country while we migrate to france and spain for 4 weeks and we come back only to see a large array of trenches and bunkers on our beaches with German flags planted over them it leaves kind of a clue who did it.
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>>69139917
>How many titles are you going to take from u??
wut?
>>69139932
if I remember correctly Spain forced UEFA to make it impossible for Spain to face Gibraltar in Euro qualification rounds (Spain gets really butthurt Gibraltar can have its own FA and play official matches)
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>>69139862
yeah thats true. but we really dont care about not beating france. we would, of course, like to do it, but we really dont give much thought into it.

if that was spain.. well.. we would probably be at war by now.
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>>69138513
so both Italians and French are gay?
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>>69140042
They tsundere
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>>69140042
Judging by the amount of hair product on the pitch I'd say the Italians are slightly more gay, or maybe they're just autosexual, I don't know.
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>>69140023
We just try how to make a better Atlantikwall for the next time we need one
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>>69140003
>you're so obsessed with drugs and monetary compensation for faked orgasms
>while you're bored out of your mind at the beach with familia Gunther literally eats CHEESE and pays for FAKING ORGASMS
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Germany because world wars
Russia because as above

Not sure what country to put on the third spot. Maybe England?
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>>69140087

You literally speak the gay-language dude, there's no language more homosexual than french
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>>69140024
Not just footbal but literaly everithing from footbal these (last few major tounaments 2014 doenst count) to hockey.
Literaly all the last major final were spain vs Portugal even in juniores and though Portugal won some you guys have managed to win most of them with last second goals..
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>>69139303
they surely would have won kek
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Oh well, I found the wikipedia article on "Spanish national team's rivalries" (in Spanish) and it mentions Italy, France, Germany and Portugal

interestingly enough it mentions Yugoslavia and the USSR were rivals in the past because of >muh gommunism
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>>69140132
But French is just a more serious version of Italian.
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>>69140132
Italian is the gayest language on Earth
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>>69140111
Oh, I thought it was for defending us from the English.

Or perhaps you guys think it works against the rising sea level or something.
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>>69140139
k
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>>69139641

lesotho lmao
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>>69140166
>>69140174
sorry, but french sounds gayer, everybody knows that
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>>69140121
>DUDE WEED LMAO BRO HOOKERS ROFL

Yeah, nah.
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>>69140204
Spanish is just rebranded Italian, no wonder you're taking his side.
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>>69138715
People were ready to start WW3 after 1982, but time makes everything fade out. Materazzi is more recent and generate more butthurt nowadays.
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>>69140163
Didn't you got kicked out of a tournament once because Franco didn't want your team to play against the Soviets?

>>69140180
But let's be honest, don't you know >pic related?

>>69140174
The cliché says French is 2bh
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>>69140204
True that, but Italians just look gayer. It's really hard to decide which is more homosexual.
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>>69140204
nique ta mère fils de pute essaye pas de t'intégrer dans la discussion
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>>69139380

;^D
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all romance languages are gay, speak a Germanic language like a real man

Spanish, French and Italian girls love British accents
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>>69140237

How can we look gayer? Have you seen our players? We're pratically Europe's Fuckboys
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>>69140277
And girls from the UK and Nordic countries love French accents. I think we're in a better spot.
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>>69140295
I dunno, Giacherrini is an ugly shit
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Welp, this is now a /int/ thread...
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>>69140295
It seems like they stopped to shave their eyebrows, it was fucking gay back in the early 00"s
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>>69140295
Gay fuckboys who suck on mommy's teats and cry if a girl approaches them too closely
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>>69140277
Top Kek
You know very well that your girls love our accents
The only Latin countries that have shit languages are Portugal and Romania
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>>69140277
English, especially british english, sounds like you constantly have a dick in your mouth.
>inb4 there are hundreds of british accents
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>>69140227
well, I speak Catalan

hope you have a good meme answer for that
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>>69140295
I remember some swede anon here who said 'Pelle would smash all the pussy on the dancefloor here in Stockholm'
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>>69140366
I was in Catalonia last year.
You guys are alright.
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>>69140360
a bit rich coming from France
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>>69139137
Well, actually, like 80% of the Algerian NT is born in France, just as 50% of the Morrocan, Tunisian NT and various sub-saharian teams like Senegal, Côte d'Ivoire, Cameroon or Mali.

I'm not sure about what to think about that. It caused some heated debate in France during the world cup and during the Fekir shitstorm, as you can guess. And Karim "Algerian at heart" Benzederp is not helping.

France also provides players for Portugal and Poland, actually.
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>>69140366
> Catalan
Rebranded French mixed with Castilian
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>>69140384
You sound like you have a cock in your throat though.
The french sound like they have a cock in their ass instead.
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>>69140233
no, Franco just refused to participate in the 1960 Euros

>Spain, still under Francisco Franco's far-right dictatorship, refused to travel to the Soviet Union, the main supporter of the Second Spanish Republic in the Spanish Civil War, and withdrew from the tournament, so the final four had three communist countries: USSR, Czechoslovakia, and SFR Yugoslavia, to go with hosts France.
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>>69140366
Catalunia NT played a tournament with Padania Kurdistan Inuit and maybe Wales?
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>>69140421
that's the Dutch language anon
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>>69140253
see, what you just said was aggressive, but to me it just sounds gay as fuck
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>>69140360

I guess if any country knows what that sounds like it's France, am I right Italy?

>>69140366

Will volunteer for you when the war for independence comes.
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>>69140409
Of course, but catalan doesn't sound gay at all
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>>69140237
that depends on what you understand for masculinity
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>>69140471
catalan sound like a mix of pugliese and bergamasco
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>>69140384
nah, french shares one thing with german, the guttural R which is the main reason why people think german sounds aggressive
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>>69139457
even French hate French, m8

we just give it a Gallic shrug and keep on going
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>>69140277
kek, what the fuck are you saying

every anglo accent in spanish sounds retarded

women see the french accent and language as sexy/romantic here
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>>69140489
>shirt open all the way down to the belly button
>trimmed beards everywhere
Spanish gay pride?
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>>69140489
hahahahahahaha
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>>69140366
Is that the version of Spanish that couldn't ward of the Muslim invasion?
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>>69140131
Kel
I was wondering if there were any game related rivalries, but this is acceptable.
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>>69140458

Sorry France, but you digged your own hole
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Didn't know Portugal was so anal about >us

Outside of that >we don't really have a rivalry
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Luxembourg
Malta
Gibraltar

It's about our level these days. One day we'll face the mighty iceland again and grab a draw if we're lucky
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>>69140526

Fuck off New Zealand, you're the colour grey turned into a nation.
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Wales is the best looking team, we are rugged dragons
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>>69140562
We used to have a little thing.
Remember when Aragones called Henry a negro de mierda?
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