Official Wimbledon 2016 Thread - Day 5 #2
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http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/wta-women/
Chriatina McHale a qt
friendly reminder if you actively and often decide to watch mens' tennis of womens' you're gay as fuck.
Kyrgios is SHOOK
5th for bustin dustin
>>69118321
fuck off lisicki there are enough memes here already
>>69118321
I don't decide which game ESPN decided to broadcast.
KYRIGOS A SHIT
"FANATICS" SILENCED
HAHAHA
>>69118369
>people using the official sky receivers
It's like asking to get paired
>>69118283
>he thinks nick isn't white
CAN'T DROWN THE BROWN
>>69118406
Stop false flagging
kyrGOAT
kyrGOAT
kyrGOAT
kyrGOAT
kyrGOAT
kyrGOAT
>>69118253
This might be one of the memest matches in history. In 10 years people won /sp/ will post the highlights and laugh at how ridiculous this match was
CANT JUST THE DUST
YES KASATKINA
It's going to go to a meme-off in the 5th set obviously.
WHO 5 SETS HERE
>>69118459
in 10 years they will still post me lifting some future trophy on a shitty livestream vod with 100 views after 3 years
>tfw this will never happen
>>69118321
>cult classic tennis match being played
>this guy is watching women play to pretend he has a gf
>>69118486
Nick loses sets on purpose to ramp up the memes
>>69118504
wot?
>>69118514
''no''
Cheeky tenner on evans
>>69118529
lmao based tex
Those are some mighty dark clouds.
>>69118529
>Tex Walker
What a lad. I'm glad he is >my team's captain.
Based del GOATro
>Zverev
Eggs or sausage for lunch?
might grow some dreads lads
>>69118586
Egg m8
>>69118586
both
Serena is making me want to fap. Quick, suggest some lewd ebony pornstar.
DEL POTRO IS A GOD
>>69118601
dreads are not something one grows
ur either born with them or ur not
>>69118574
>tfw >my team will lose to >your team on sunday
Kyrgios is crumpling like a paper bag.
>>69118586
I'm having sausages for dinner m8.
>>69118618
Kelly starr
>>69118624
ok predator
>>69118616
A bit too much innit?
>>69118505
>>69118361
>>69118368
>men's tennis
HUR DUR TOP 4
HUR DUR BIG SERVE BOTS GRINDING TO TIEBREAKS
minus Federer men's tennis is boring as fuck.
Women's tennis however has such good depth, look at how the FO winner was beaten in the 1st round, also they are a lot of qties as well and if you watch men's, you're homo as fuck.
>>69118644
depends on the quantity
Nick needs to up his memes if he wants to win this
>>69118630
Don't be so negative m8, >your team is on the up and is doing quite well, >you'll be a pretty legit side soon, I think.
so many white bois in this thread
>>69118601
Ginger dreads never look good.
>>69118678
>hes under 200cm
>>69118678
>>69118717
>tfw qt girl I have a crush says she's only looking for an open relationship
Might just take the L for that sweet ginger hairy pussy.
London is so fucking cucked did you hear all those girls screaming for Brown?
>>69118717
B-b-brehhhh
>>69118704
maybe next year m8, >your lads will be too good this weekend - best team in the comp over the last month imho
>>69118717
literal perfection
>>69118633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwI0gbGEyuI
>>69118775
It was really sad
>>69118775
Jealous??
Who /StayingUpToWatchWalesWin/ here?
Do they have a movie to catch after the match that they're in such a hurry?
The ballgirls take more time with the balls that they do in a rally.
>>69118702
Usually we down here only eat one source of protein at a time (meat, eggs &c) because we mix it with rice and beans.
1h39min, 5th set is about to start
Ridiculous match
>benis
>>69118786
Not now, she cut her hair short and dyed it blonde and got loads of shit tattoos.
RIP the real Kloe Kane.
>>69118817
>The ballgirls take more time with the balls
good to know
>>69118817
They're eager to get back here to shitpost
>>69118810
>having to stay up
I woke up, went to the gym, and am now watching with a cup of coffee :)
i wish every match was like this
just pure tennis. no meme mindgames no 30 ball rallys
just pure kino
>mcfale
>>69118868
This desu
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts
>>69118784
I was meaning next year m8, >you're going to get better so long as >your team stays healthy.
>We have a few things to work on, but I think >we are travelling well enough.
All the best this weekend and for the rest of the season m8; hopefully >you'll get the cheeky 8th spot come September.
the white milfs in the crowd are soaking for dustin
>>69118923
Didn't mean to memearrow that, sorry.
Politesage, the tennis is on.
Has Dustin fucked over or under 10000 women?
>>69118909
Watching his Iran video after this is so interesting 2bh.
India needs to be wiped off the face of the Earth.
>>69118976
exactly
Ahh, I see this is one of those matches to the best of nine. They're obviously saving their energy for those hard sets #8 and #9.
I like Venus more than I do Serena desu, hope she goes all the way
>mfw this game will come down to Kyrgios' ability to not chimpout
>mfw I have no face
This match is stressful. I couldn't find one of my two food knife and I got a minor panic attack
>>69118976
he's about to fuck another 10 tonight m8
>>69118976
do white girls like black guys?
can't imagine that 2bh.
brown is finished
Tennis would be boring without people like kyogre
>Rain
BASED BROWN
Brown is a top notch memester
RAIN IN 5
>>69119069
>two food knife
RAIN ON BREAK POINT
Is England even a first world country with weather like this?
Rain soon, let's make this quick guys.
Lmao this umpire is a fucking bitch
FUCKING BRITSHIT WEATHER
RAIN AT MATCH POINT KEK
kill yourself england
Fuck this country
RAIN
A
I
N
>chimping out on break point
wog will never ever win a slam
Hahahaha poor venus
>Be British
>Get rained
>England
>englund
bit wet out
Why is this pathetic country allowed to host fucking anything?
lmaooooooooo
i love how they were all jobsworth about getting the cover on
shut up you fucking jobsworth cunts
rain doesn't harm anything.
>>69118283
I keep hearing about these revealing sexy Nike tennis outfits but never any pictures. Someone care to help?
Were they really that sexist? I think it's a shame that we'll be deprived of hot as tennis ass.
Feminist are the worst people ever.
let that ass go wet desu
Don't they have fucking roofs in England?
>sport is suspended in case of rain
>host it in England
>>69119229
Nigger women are playing on center court.
Why dont they just relocate Wimbledon to like France or Italy permanently?
>not making every court have a dome
>even the weather is racist
Kek Brexit at it again
fuck this fucking bullshit fuck this shitty fucking country it's july fuck
>tfw auscucks have to stay up really late now
>deal with Paris
>now this
yurop is such a shithole lel
>>69119229
Is it roofs or rooves? Neither sounds right.
Notice Kasatkina doesn't make a peep. Hopefully the enforcement of screaming rules means this is the future. Nice, quiet, and tolerable.
Can't believe they allow the others, especially the Chimpettes, to get away with their screams. Most women are bad, but Serena takes the cake. Screaming like that takes more energy than it would otherwise. The fact she starts chimping, too, when she's in trouble it's embarrassing. Gets broken first and proceeds to start grunting and shit...embarrassing.
And they wonder why the women's game is a joke. That, and the unprecedented mental fragility and weak field of players.
>>69119255
>implying i'm not staying up to watch your mates win the soccer
>>69119255
It's alright, I only have to be up before 6pm
>>69119255
It's 4am here and I'm done.
>>>69119256
New York is just as bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvOlK-Jte7U
>>69119246
Did you miss RG this year?
>>69119255
Jakes on you, I have nothing to do tomorrow
Except vote for the prime minister
>>69119274
nobody and I mean NOBODY screamed as bad as Sharapova
>>69119288
4pm here la
life is suffering
>Sport is effected badly by rain
>Don't build any roofs
>>69119295
so is tennis infrastructure just all around shit?
>>69119305
My condolensces m8. You get a sizzle though?
>>69119302
She's all covered up, I was told Nike was dressing up these sluts to have their booties showing 24/7
>have a roof that covers the court
>don't close it when it rains
bra-vo England
24 McNuggets for $10?
Sounds good tbqh
>>69119301
It was sunny in Southern France.
>>69119343
>tfw no sizzle
I should just end it now
>>69119370
Deffs get on it lad
>>69119365
it's an outdoor tournament, they only close it when it's really necessary.
>>69119370
thats expensive as fuck
Do we vote to leave England tomorrow?
>>69119246
>France
RG doesnt even have a roof, and wont until like 2020
>Italy
they cant even get clay courts right, see atp rome
if anything, it should be Germany, but bongs wouldnt let that ever happen, because of "muh heritage"
>>69119388
It's england. It's always necessary
>>69119370
we get 20 for 5 here
dog bless ameriga
>>69119384
Same here m8, life is a fucking chore.
>>69119304
Victoria Azarenka is pretty load.
>>69119357
oh sweet jesus
>>69119383
It's currently nice and sunny here in Kent, south east England.
>tfw have to vote for shit cunts tomorrow
>>69119404
Truly the land of the free, I can't wait to try all the fast food places there.
>>69119357
who is this?
>>69119304
Azarenka is way more annoying
It's not a shriek. More like a whine
>>69119388
like when it rains and they have to stop play because its raining and its still raining and they still haven't closed the roof and there's no Wimbledon because its raining?
>>69119401
The tennis world wouldn't let that happen, no one gives a shit about Germany as they have no history unlike Wimbledon.
>>69119076
what's up with you
you post so dumb and weird shit, please just stop
Did a student exchange in Weymouth once. I think they wanted to cheat me into believing weather is as nice in the entire UK.
>>69119437
Sharapova
Why Venus always do the John Cena?
>>69119246
everyone loves Britain.
that'll never happen.
>Womens tennis gets to play under the roof
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My eyes hurt from shitposting.
What do?
Why is nothing happening on cc
>>69119463
t. Muhammed El-Rasheed
>>69119339
Tradition m8
>>69119489
just watch the meme match m8
>there are people ITT who don't like indoor tennis
>>69119494
Shouldn't that be for Sweden?
>>69119429
make sure to go to 5 Guys
>play suspended due to rain on a court that has a roof
This tournament is such a fucking meme
>>69119523
I like playing indoors, but not watching it
>>69119523
indoor a shit
This fucking aami commercial constantly playing with that annoying as fuck recorder.
Any other ausbros sharing this pain?
>>69119557
>not watching court streams
>>69119304
Yes, but there's a difference in screaming to scream and screaming because you're getting BTFO and to intimidate your opponent the way the sisters do. Serena gets whiny, her body language screams woe is me, then she may go after linesman and stuff. She's the worst all around because it transcends being an annoying screaming bitch.
Oh, and she likely dopes, but the WTA would never touch her for fear of racism claims.
The Kas girl is my new favorite. Quiet and all business. No moping and shit like that, just play.
>>69119388
Still mad they didn't close the roof on 2014 finals.
>>69119557
I'm more sick of the Tempura mattress ad, despite its ludeness.
>>69119587
Still mad they did on the 2012 finals
>>69119577
she's just a nervous kid, she'll become an obnoxious bitch once she gets experience like every female tennis player
>>69119557
Haven't seen that one yet. Still only seeing the Alpaca one
>>69119577
Do they do gender testing in tennis?
>rain forcing everyone here to watch Women's tennis
YESSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE
>>69119557
>>69119597
I will never buy a fucking tempur mattress
would watch the women's tennis if there wasn't a chimp playing
>>69119624
I'm watching the crowd on court 2
>>69119646
Same desu
>>69119656
fucking this
Why does she always win!!?!?!??!
>>69119656
Said like a true racist virgin.
if she offered to shag you don't pretend you'd turn it down.
>>69119678
Because she's good at the game.
>>69119576
Where can I watch those?
>>69119678
But she does not. Jew woman's curse is might strong.
>>69119401
>if anything, it should be Germany,
What the fuck
>>69119694
no it's because all other women want to look like Disney Princesses for sponsorship and vanity reasons whilst Serena doesnt give a shit and will stomp the competition out with her muscles and roids.
>>69119401
Don't bring it here. Germans don't give a shit about tennis. Unless Zverev becomes GOAT.
>>69119600
I hope not. Just want the screaming to stop and for there to be a consistent, established top 10-15 that gets deep into tournaments, like the men. But they're so weak mentally and so inconsistent. Someone may win a few, but that doesn't mean they're consistently making deep runs, just that they got hot. Win one, get bounced in the first round next tourney kind of shit, or disappear for a year.
>>69119646
>sleeping on foam
I wonder how many people out there actually fell for the "temper space age NASA technology mattress helps you sleep" meme.
>>69119715
>roids
??
I don't come to these threads a lot. Who does this thread support overall?
>>69119715
Well, that and shes also good.
>>69119769
Anyone but Djokovic
Anyone hot for women's tennis
Whose dumb idea was it to have 1 of the 4 major tournaments in fucking england of all places
>>69119790
Pretty much this. Hans said it perfectly.
>12:30am and 2:30am in ausland
>are still the majority of the posters
why does no one else care about tennis?
>>69119767
obv
she was washed up not long ago and had a long recovery process
>>69119769
women most people here support Lisicki and they hate Eugenie Bouchard
>>69119769
The future number one and our meme lord and savior KyriGOAT
>>69119790
>Anyone but Djokovic
Yup, plus likeable fellas like Delpo
how's the weather looking? any chance some of the other matches start today or is it too late already?
>>69119801
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Open_extreme_heat_policy
>>69119790
Yeah I haven't been to this thread at all so far this year but I remember the anti-Djokovic crowd from last year. And of course everyone loves FedGOAT
I know people hate Serena but is there a Venus hate crowd too? I feel like she's more likeable
>>69119832
I really hope he doesn't choke against the Rastafarian Kraut when play resumes.
>that pink-haired monstrosity
>>69119873
>play resumes
>>69119856
soft cunts
>>69119423
vote Labour Get free internet
If I was the leader of Labour I would just announce that I will make internet quick and free for everyone paid by the government. You would get elected pretty easily. Ofc it would be sort of expensive to get it out into the bush etc
>>69119856
>can't handle 40°C
Such a soft cunt Ireland.
>>69119873
I really hope he does choke. Kyieerieeyoss is an absolute muppet.
>>69119769
GOATs like Dustin Brown
>>69119917
I wish I knew what you looked like. A real sad cunt I bet
>>69119856
African tier weather.
>>69119423
just don't vote greens
>>69119860
>I know people hate Serena but is there a Venus hate crowd too? I feel like she's more likeable
Yes she is, she doesn't look like a gorilla
>>69119934
Not like a dopey fully sik n hektik wog cunt, that's for sure
>>69119945
>Our weather involves the player drinking a bit extra water
>Your weather renders the court unplayable
Are they going to sacrifice the holy Sunday?
Serena is kinda past it.
>>69119684
true t︃bh not going 2 argue
>>69119945
are there any ATP matches in Africa?
>>69119991
she can get past me if you know what i mean
>>69119945
>Aussie summer
>go outside
>burst into flames
Makes you stronger desu.
>idiots in this thread unironically wondering why Britain has a GS
are you fucking stupid or something? our country is rich in history, we are the only reason tennis is even a relevant sport. do you see any movies on the AO or FO? No, that's right because they're shit in comparison to Wimbo
so fck off you JF haters and appreciate the show us Brits put on for you
>>69120004
Morocco.
>>69120004
Marokko got some prince financing a 250. It's a shithole tho.
>>69120026
You have to go back
>>69120033
>negative ass
>>69119277
t. anasthasios barbaroussis
>>69120004
Kenya hosts the Mud Hut Invitational every year.
>>69120030
nothing in SA?
>>69120004
they got ITF events in nigeria,kenya and morocco
>>69120076
Rio is atp 500, São Paulo 250.
>>69120058
i so want this to be real
I want mud as a surface
who would be mudbabby?
>>69120076
i think they got stuff for the juniors but last I checked no futures challengers
tho i havnt played pro-am tennis in 2 years. and forgot my itf login info
>>69120088
think he meant south africa
>>69119915
youre the ones implementing it you retard
>>69120115
Oh, nevermind then
>>69120088
meant south africa, m80
>>69120083
>ITF
>they have games in Zimbabwe
there used to be one in SA but the only person that ever entered or won it was kevin anderson so they wisely abolished it
>>69120101
that's literally clay
Is Delpo back?
>>69120101
nadal
>>69120159
I sure hope so
I've missed seeing him on the court
>>69120125
Because we knew softy cunt foreigners wouldn't be able to handle the big strong australian heat
>>69118849
sounds like a comfy friday
>>69120159
>no backhand
He will be exposed by a more intelligent player than Cuckrinka, unfortunately.
You think players have a cheeky wank during rain delay
>yfw Serena chokes her record and doesn't win another slam.
So what happens exactly when it is tied 6 to 6?
>>69120101
>serve the ball
>ball gets stuck in mud
>everyone passes out from heatstroke within the first set.
It'd be pretty glorious.
>>69120191
depends on the set
>>69120191
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_scoring_system#Scoring_a_tiebreak_game
>>69120146
it's been awhile m8. i forgot :(
>tfw I could have been america's saviour
stupid muh knee
How long does it take from good weather to restarting the match?
>>69120146
>you will never be garanganga in your home zimbabwe itf
>>69120182
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/hot-and-bothered-fan-suing-tennis-chiefs-for-not-providing-shade/news-story/49f32f5a0ec90b634553ae5e79419d98
btfo
>>69120156
yeah solid clay covered in brick dust
I want fucking MUD like pic related
>>69120234
I also could have been the GOAT but was crippled by my laziness and lack of talent
>>69118849
>cuppa
cheer, m8'
doing a cup and some green stuff, myself
Damn, Serenas nipple are hard af
>post yfw Serena loses
>>69120288
how wet are we talking here?
just enough to keep a solid surface?
Serena has nice nipples
>>69120292
one day m8
>>69120231
Thanks Muhammad
>>69120345
They're probably great to suck on
>>69120288
wut
>>69120292
Why bother with the Aus Open when you can be shitposting champion instead?
I actually don't mind Serena but this match is boring af and I'm ready for everything else to resume
DOUBLE FAULT
>>69120335
like non-Newtonian
have to keep moving or else you sink
>>69120388
ONLY the really, really great shitposter comes to /sp/
we're kinda legendary
women's tennis is a joke
How long until some male nobody becomes trans and starts dominating
>moonballing against Serena
kek
KEK
>>69120288
That's mud? I've never seen mud like that before. Looks like chocolate custard.
>no chocolate custard tennis surfaces
Feels bad man.
goodnight /sp/, thanks for ruining the day with your weather britain
>Serena getting refballed then double faulting then losing the first set tiebreak to unforced errors then FULL CHIMPOUT ENGAGED
CHIMP OUT
H
I
M
P
O
U
T
CLAIM YOUR WIMBLEDOM FU
Christina claimed
The last women's player that I really cared about was Clijsters
>>69120458
Cheeky.
This could be the end of the Serena Williams era
>>69120492
Nanight m8, don't vote Greens or Labor tomorrow. I love you.
can someone link me to the previous thread?
>>69120520
damn where can I play mario kart again?
>Want to watch Kyrgios
>Rain delay
Fuck that shit.
>>69120473
OR,
OR, WE COULD JUST THEM WRESTLE IN CHOCOLATE PUDDING
>>69120520
yes now time for the meme era
>>69120458
Thanks lad
>>69120500
Bouchard claimed
>>69120186
By who? Lucas Pouille in the R3is a 22 year old literal who. He has beaten Ferrer but only got to his ranking of 32 thanks to incredibly lucky draws. Delpo will get past him.
In round 4 he probably plays Tomic, Tomic is intelligent, but it's Tomic, he's like if Liverpool was a tennis player, he can shotmake but has little to no power in his shots, he moves slowly so it will be hard for him to defend when Delpo starts firing his forehand. When Delpo slices his backhand Tomic wont overpower it with his backhand, instead he will keep slicing and dicing, either until he hits an awesome shot or until Delpo gets a chance to run around his backhand and unleash the forehand. H2H is 2-0 to Del Potro, Tomic has literally never gotten more than 3 games in a set against Delpo
In the quarter there would probably be Berdych. If Tottenham was a human they would be Thomas Berdych. Good shots but just cannot win important matches, bends over forward whenever he faces Nadal or Djockovic.
In the important moments Delpo will outclutch Bird dick
in the semis Murray would probably be too difficult
>>69120538
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69111073
>>69120539
http://mariokartgames.info/mario-cart-3d/
>>69120458
McLEWD
>>69120512
Mah nigga
>>69120500
Clijsters claimed forever
>>69120576
I think Berych will put flat shots to his backhand the whole match and will win. Of course I'm rooting for Delpo though.
>>69120576
I actually read all the shit
good point, Delpobro
>>69120547
>winner gets to eat the pudding
Fund it.
>>69120499
If you listen carefully when Serena lets out an impassioned scream, you can hear the sound of primates hooting and hollering from the nearest zoo.
>>69120590
wew thanks.
>>69120620
I still remember how sad I was when I saw her play her final match
The spirit of Murray is strong.
>>69120686
That ginger probably got an erection from that
>>69120620
>Clijsters-Henin era is over
Those were comfy times.
>>69120288
so it would be low and slow bounce, slice fest and serve and volleying
make it happen ATP
Holland can have a slam on this. They have a mud sea
>>69120686
Kinda pathetic that the racket is still intact though.
How was the del Potro match, lads? I thought Wawrinka was going to win it. Safe to say del Potro is back even though Wawrinka has never been all that great on grass.
gg it's over
Kyrgios will have a break point right when it restarts
>>69120686
She hit a camera man with her racket earlier too
>>69120686
>dat boob wiggle
>dat huge, hanging rack
>>69120713
LOL, she succ his soul
>>69120500
Ernests Gulbis
>>69120713
>>69120713
>all attendants of ITF events must wearing an appropriate genital locking device
>for safety
>>69120512
that one handed backhand, shame she got married and just stopped playing, what a cuck
>>69120805
Degenerates OUT
It's over.
Haha, time to resume the memes.
Here comes the sun, good song.
>play about to resume
FUCK YES FINALLY
>>69120874
YOU MEAN I DO NOT HAVE TO WATCH SERENA??? Thx.
>>69120843
>wants to be a family woman
>this is a bad thing
binland pls. She's a perfect wife
>>69120843
>tfw she's only 33
She could still be playing. Its not fair
There are so many fucking faggots in the crowd that just seem to be there so the camera can catch a glimpse of them.
Then again you also see some based old guys who dress & look like they don't give a fuck and are just there for the tennis.
remember when cliff richard had a bit of a sing song when play was called off due to rain ...it was comfy as fuck
cliff won't be attending wimbledon this year (the first time he's missed the event for over 20 years) as he's still all wound up about falsely being accused of being a nonce
>>69120628
This is probably the truth, but it's possible for him to beat Bird-dick if Delpo serves really well and Berdych chokes hard, I think also if Delpo gets as far as to the quarters his backhand might have started to recover to the point of not being a huge weakness, he doesn't feel pain in the wrist atm, he is just not used to hitting top spin backhands
, bird dick could also lose before the quarters to Zvervev or someone else
Venus just needs to go ahead and win so she doesn't die
>>69120843
She actually came out of retirement after the marriage.
>>69120934
Love Sir Cliff, what a voice he has.
I'd rather watch Court 2 being set up than anything involving either of the Williams sisters.
>>69120940
>Someone else
Delpobro, sry but Zverev would dominate Delporo.
>>69120932
>There are so many fucking faggots in the crowd that just seem to be there so the camera can catch a glimpse of them.
Congrats you just figured why there are always slutty looking chicks at soccer games. They want to be discovered and showered with international fame
>benis
>>69120957
she's way too old for this shit
>>69120981
>fame
no, they just want to be a slut on camera
so, far less than that actually
>>69120996
She looks like each hit is taking a year off her life
>>69120975
lolno
>>69120932
>There are so many fucking faggots in the crowd that just seem to be there so the camera can catch a glimpse of them.
This is basically seen at every grandslam. Aus Open usually has a bunch of fuckers who go there just to eat and post selfies on Instagram.
When I was in New York and went to the US Open it was the same shit too, just more of them.
>>69120904
>be one of the most skilled tennis players in the world
>get married
>well better stop doing that thing I'm world famous for and start doing the dishes and laundry at home
>>69121055
That's a loyal as fuck chick
Would wife
>>69121055
There's nothing wrong with that
>>69121055
women are memes for a reason. even GOAT women fall prey
Does Venus owe someone money?
>>69121055
10/10 woman.
>>69121055
I think having a kid was what finished her more than getting married
Where can i bet on rain delays?
![1435871154_extras_noticia_foton_7_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/snDLc2s.jpg "1435871154 extras noticia foton 7 0[1]")
>roids won't make you bald
Is there still a big drug problem in tennis?
is djokovic still mainlining EPO, taking blood transfusions etc.?
>>69121094
nah venus has been getting btfo because she's been pushing the feminist agenda on tennis and the higher ups dont like that
>>69120975
Zvervev is like a version of Delpo that instead of having a very good forehand has a very good backhand. Zvervev would be bothered by the constant slicing and dicing from Delpo
>>69121055
>this is now considered a bad thing
rip western civilization
>>69121122
He prefers to call it "gluten free diet"
Where is my fucking meme game??
>>69121164
Women's tennis is the meme game
>>69121122
Djoko just drinks the blood and dreams of Bosnian children.
>>69121124
its bc she old af
refball
Why Serena always looks like she is about to cry?
>>69121164
>both of the williams sisters
oh you can just go to hell
>>69121201
Black persecution complex
Come on Venus.
>>69121122
>Is there still a big drug problem in tennis?
Yeah, and match-fixing. But the same could be said about literally every major sporting organisation / sport in the world.
Some are just more corrupt than others.
It's just how people are man. In any competitive environment, you're always going to encounter shitheads who are willing to cheat in some way.
>>69121201
she tired
Part of me wants Venus to win but I don't think she could get through the next round anyway so maybe I should root for Kasatkina
MY BODY IS READY
is it first to 12 or first to 13
>>69121266
I just think delaying on match point was bullshit, so rooting for her because of that.
>>69121293
Which match are you watching?
HAHA! Time for memes!
This is fucking women's tennis
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BREAKS
Just watch one of them will finally break and they will break right back
>>69121068
>>69121082
>>69121095
>>69121142
Womens tennis is absolute shit and I dont get why people watch it but I'm still more feminist than you people
It's like Sasha Grey quitting porn at 21 because she got pregnant and wants to spend time taking care of her baby
Or Marie Curie stopped doing research to sow clothes for her husband
Or Jane Austen stopped writing so she could sit around a mansion being a mother
Or if Simone de Beauvoire would stop writing so that she instead could cook food for Jean Paul Sartre
If you without irony think these are good things you are an idiot and should contemplate suicide
>>69121326
Venus v Kastakina
>>69121317
Well it started raining really hard right on match point so it's understandable but still kind of bullshit
But yeah I feel bad for her
>>69121365
It's first to break the serve and win two games in a row.
Meme boys are back on court
V E N U S
E
N
U
S
>>69121340
of course its a bad thing, so are you against women making their own decisions in their own life?
well that took her long enough
Well done Venus. Sometimes I'm ok with the qt losing.
>>69121401
Why are you not going for Kasatkino
This Kasatkina chick is a real cutie.
Venus is a cunt
H-happening?
women's tennis is such an meme. pumping yourself over a unforced error
>>69121450
And McHale
Dustin Brown about to perform some shaman voodoo shit on Kyrgios. He probably sacrificed a chicken during the break.
I can feel it.
Time for some dank memes with the boys
>>69121439
I typed that as soon as Venus won senpai
But I like Venus a whole lot more than her sister and Kasatkina has a long career ahead of her. Losing this is definitely not the end for her
>not yelling 'Come on!' back at Serena when you break
FUCKING COME ON BROWN
>>69121462
serena's the cunt not venus
>>69121492
>mfw Brown was PRAISING KEK during the rain delay
>mfw I have no face
Serena is the female Wawrinka.
>Brown
>>69121036
>>69121133
Delpo is OLD and BUSTED.
>>69121246
Imagine being ranked around 500th in th world
>prize money barely covers travel
>you can single handedly decide when to loose and sell the info to organized crime for tens of thousands of euros per match
memergios breaks for the lids
Brown's memeness exposed and explained in one game
The rasta man about to suck some big aussie cock
>>69121340
>women can take their own decisions as long as they are what I deem acceptable
Hypocrite. Take your false consciousness drivel and shove it up your ass.
>>69121521
damn
>>69121505
The Williams sisters had their run, the era of Williams is over.
>>69121529
When you are top 500, you don't decide when to lose. You just lose.
>>69121340
>but I'm still more feminist than you people
>"s-see girls I'm standing up for you"
I thought Sweden was the beta one
Choked hard.
>>69121523
He's also a former top 5 (five) player who has gotten to 3R after not playing in Grand Slams for over 2 (two) years. He's a favourite desu.
>>69121529
>prize money barely covers travel
I recently read some article that pointed out you MIGHT break-even on the flights+accommodation+supplies IF you win the futures level tourny.
I would match fix desu
Rank those players by their future successes
>Thiem
>Kyrgios
>Zverev
Fuck Zverev is so good-looking with that luscious mane. He looks like a LION.
This is rather anti-climactic.
>>69121583
>Zverev
>Kyrgious
>Thiem
>>69121583
1. thiem
2. Zverev
99. Kyrshit
>>69121583
Kyrgios (grass GOAT)
Zverev (Clay GOAT)
>Thiem
>>69121578
Nah, he's OLD and BUSTED. Zverev would eat those kind of OLD and BUSTED players.
KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT KyrGOAT
>>69121605
ive climaxed 5 times already
>>69121583
Thiem will never win a slam, just solid top 10 player, next Tsonga. Zverev will win 3 max, but never be no.1. Kyrgios will definitely be 1, and win more than 5.
The Zverev game has the BEST camera out there, the one where you stand behind one player. So great!
>>69121583
>zverev
>kyrgios
>thiem
McHale is totally beefing it
>>69121634
Lewd
Kyrichoke
>>69121649
Maybe if he stops breaking down mid match
>>69119357
Holy fuck
IT'S COMING HOME LADS
fucking bullshit, the real winner of this match is the rain. can't wait to watch this little fuck get smashed later in the tournament
FUCK
Ky-ogre.
>>69121737
>Implying you aren't watching the future GOAT
>Zverev winning the third set 5-0
BASED
>brown vs. kyrnigger
>tv showing serena
I'm mad as fuck
>>69121405
>>69121537
I think societal norms pressured her to do something that was bad for the sport and for the fans, might have been a good decision for her, but it might be that she felt obliged to take it
>>69121569
you know it is possible to be pro equality for other reasons than wanting to suck up to women
>Kyrgios has Murray in the 4th
Stall your celebration lads. It's not happening this year
Feels bad mon
nigger wins.
Kyrgios to win the Wimbly Don.
>>69121737
>cheering on the EU brownman over your fellow commonwealth bro
United Cuckdom
>>69121779
>Cuck
>Even an insult
>When it's a fetish
>Hating people for their fetish
Damn.
What will Youzhny do now that Zverev can understand all his swearing?
Who /Isner/ here
>>69121831
me =3
FUCK ZVEREV AT IT AGIAN. SELF-DESTRUCTING. FUCKING WEAKASS CUNT.
>it's a Djokovic wins in straight sets episode
Time for bed m8s
When will interviewers learn that "which opponent do you prefer next?" is a retarded question no one's gonna answer? Eww.
>>69121821
It's a pretty shit fetish though
Get a real one like thigh highs or incest
CMON MCHALE!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69121831
>le abuse height just to get btfo at QF man
>>69121869
>Incest
>Praying on family's members
Fck son.
>>69121854
His serve is so fucking terrifying. I can't imagine having to go up against that
>>69121523
OLD BUSTED ?
Do you have any actual arguments for why you think Delpo will lose to Zvervev? Have you even watched Delpo at his peak?, (he is 27 btw)
>>69121877
kek
>>69121863
>Not staying up to watch Belgium lose in the Euros.
Do you hate fun?
B A G E L
A
G
E
L
6-0. BAGELED. Poor Ishney or whatev. It's Zverev time now.
>TV could show ANYTHING besides the Djokovic match
>shows the Djokovic match
Fucking retards.
>>69121877
His main problem is that he can't seem to win a match without going to 5 sets so he tires himself out by the time he gets to the QF
>>69121779
>implying anyone in the UK likes australians
>>69121871
She won!!
>>69121891
Ofc I have. Was a fan. But he is OLD and BUSTED. You don't come back from multiple knees injuries.
>>69121868
>tfw you'll never be cheeky and say your mom m8
>>69121925
India has one channel for tennis? wot
>>69121930
He should learn how to play Tennis. Watch what Cilic or Raonic are able to do.
>>69121944
lets hope she will win the match
Serena ruins tennis
>>69121998
I hope lad, I hope. I want to see more of her (get more fap material)
>tv is still showing Serena
I want to kill tennis
>>69121981
Isner is basically an unpolished Raonic. Strong as fuck serve game but he sucks at breaking serve
But I gotta root for my fellow ameribro
>>69121903
I'll just watch the Belgian tears tomorrow lad.
>>69122019
leave and never come back faggot
>>69122053
Make me, faggot.
>>69121903
>Belgium lose in the Euros
This really needs to happen m80s
>>69122019
Well, watch youre fav Djokovic then senpai
>Zverev
Sry, no matter how much I'd like for him to emerge as a top player, he just quite ain't there. He keeps giving away points in the most stupid ways, he keeps losing his concentration etc. He will be a top 10 player. If that.
>that bird on the court
Fucking kek
>>69121977
Different networks show different tournaments so it's about 6 channels (excluding HD)
But only 2 channels have tennis on at a time
>>69122066
I want to die. The other channel is showing Serena and I'd rather watch her over Djokovic.
McHALE GOOOOAT
Kvitova has the most aesthetically pleasing body to be honest family
This Williams vs. Mchale match is actually pretty tense
>>69122079
he's gonna bulk up and become an absolute monster
>>69122087
>country of 10 million has 3 channels for tennis
>country of 1000+ million has 2 channels for tennis
>>69122127
>who is Pironkova
>>69122138
Could be. But he could be an athlete like Kevin Durant, where any more muscle would fuck up his game.
>>69122138
Didn't you say the exact same thing yesterday?
Tennis players can't bulk up especially if they're tall because it slows you down too much. The men's game is all about being the best returner now
>>69122151
>country of 1000+ million doesn't have normal sanitary
>barton
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69121583
Kyrgios
Zvervev
Then Thiem
POWER GAP
>Coric , AKA reincarnation of Ferrer
Kyrgios has a serve and forehand, that will win him fast court slams.
Zvervev is very talented with a very good backhand and decent forehand. Beautiful effortless technique, bit of a choker though, in contrast to Kyrgios who is very mentally strong.
Thiem is very good but he is already starting to come close to his full potential. He has the intesity of Ferrer with strokes of Wawrinka. Problem for him is that his return and backhand simply are average. He will win a few Roland Garros's I'm sure but not much else than that. He will be a constant top 5 and top 10 player for like 10 years. But I doubt that he will be one of the best consistently. Sure he can get to number 1 with all his vulturing but if he plays Kyrgios or Zvervev in a slam final I think he often will loose because those guys have a little more impressive shotmaking abilities.
Another factor is that Thiem seems like the most disciplined, that could take him to more success than the other guys
>>69122151
9000+ channels for cricket though
MCHAAAAAALEEEEEEEEEEEEGOAAAATTTTT
>>69122191
Thiem dominates Zverev right now tho. That mental edge is important.
>>69122151
Nobody cares about tennis here. Has little to do with the country's population. I'm actually surprised we have 2 (two) channels for it.
>>69122191
>Kyrgios
>Mentally strong
Does Nick have a brother?
McHale looks like Bartoli, no?
YOUZHNY HAS A PHD IN PHILOSOPHY ? WHAT THE FUCK.
>RUSSIAN EDUCATION
>GIVING PHD for subjects such as "TENNIS and Players behavior"
LITERALLY GIFTED PHD.
What a joke.
>Unironically rating Kyrgios
He's nothing more than a meme and the most he'll achieve is a top 10 ranking.
>>69122199
>998 channels showing cricket daily
>the other 2 show tennis
>they're constantly interrupted to give updates about cricket
>walk outside to clear head
>people are playing cricket in the street
>try to run away
>slip on shitslide flowing down the road
>wake up with broken bones in hospital
>can't escape
>cricket is on the hospital tv
Life must be hell in India.
>>69122240
Exact title : "Professional Tennis Players on the Court". HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
>Moscow
Fun fact, I went to high school with Christina McHale's cousin.
Fucking finally Isner
>>69122240
i wonder if he likes zizek
>>69122263
>>cricket is on the hospital tv
kek
>>69122240
Its a PHD in philosophy you moron. Their topic could be literally anything
>>69122272
Damn
>>69122272
nice m8 did you fuck her?
>>69122263
Top kek
>>69122295
Errr no. This ain't how philosophy works.
>>69122210
>country's most known/popular human is a GOAT tennis player
>no1 cares about tennis
Stop beating yourself.
>>69122321
Ghandi?
HOLY FUCK, THAT RALLY
WEW
dat rally
Didn't think women could do that
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
MCHAAAAAALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>win bagel
>lose next set by bagel
Russian """""""tennis"""""" everyone
Wow, a decent rally in women's tennis. Don't see that very often.
>>69122321
Buddha?
>>69122321
>Leander Paes
He's nothing more than a meme in India m8. To think he has more grand slams than FedGOAT though
fucking mchale is wasting her talents and gonna lose next round
Serena is such an annoying cunt. Stop fucking moaning every point.
>>69122321
I give up. I know literally no other indian. What a non-culture!
>>69122053
>being rude to the Indian who actually cares about tennis
Please stay Mahatma
>>69122321
It's true though. Do you think I'm lying or something? Leander Paes is good and everyone pretends to be a big fan of his when he wins stuff but nobody actually gives a fuck about him either. Nobody gives a fuck about any sport besides cricket, really.
>>69122381
>fucking mchale is wasting her talents and gonna lose next round
literally what?
When is the US gonna get some good men's players? All we have is Isner and he never wins titles
>>69122415
m8 shes gonna win this and be tired to win the next. and end up losing her next tournies
>>69122426
You've got the Williams brothers.
Please disqualify gorilla for those disgusting nipples.
Serena > Venus, you can all fucking die t b h
>>69122426
You have another servebot coming up, looks like he will be over 7ft by the time he is a regular player.
Why can you only produce servebabbies?
>>69122426
Bet everything on Fritz, Sock & Dolan are shait.
This match is actually pretty tight.
>>69122405
Not going anywhere, ladfam.
>>69122452
Their coaches are shit. That's why. Toxic culture.
>>69122426
we got dolan and tioafe m8
>>69122442
Jesus I love mchale. New tennis waifu
>>69122470
yeah true. american coaches act like football coaches not gonna lie
always hated my coaches. fucking pricks
Tennis Jesus wins
>>69122469
Yo. Is it true that in India, you have different set of Laws applied, according to your religion. I.E, if you are muslim, you apply Shariah for Family stuff, likewise if you are Hindu etc.
Dope system.
MCHALE BTFO
>>69122345
>>69122375
ur right i should have included "living", but them i also included human so religion is excluded.
>>69122378
i was actually speaking of Mirza
and yeah i know "people" there care about hockey and cricket, but thats not really international and thus, most people outside India dont care.
>>69122472
that moan of hers
>muh dick
SHE FUCKED UP THOUGH
>>69122452
>Why can you only produce servebabbies?
It's all Roddicks fault.
We'll never see another Sampras, Agassi or McEnroe from the yanks.
>>69122495
I mean, honestly, that's why. Williams is coached by a frenchman...
I want this match to end just so I can go and have a wank over Serena's nipples
>>69122209
Hewitt used to dominate Federer, so not necessarily a long term factor
>>69122213
Watch NAdal vs Kyrgios at the ´'14 Wimbly
He was the first guy to beat Nadal without actually playing better than him. He served aces when Nadal had BPs, he won the two tiebreaks etc. I think he actually might have won less points in that match. At many other times he has proven himself mentally strong
this is in contrast to Zvervev who literally shat his pants after missing a MP against Nadal
Or Thiem who had 1/15 on BPs against Novak after Djockovic hit a double fault on break point.
Kyrgios is the most mentally strong player under 25 by far
>>69122439
Kek
Raped
Damn
GORILLA'D
>>69122452
>Why can you only produce servebabbies?
I can answer this ease. there's less people to play with here. you guys got clubs and shit that are cheap.
america is obsessed with building overpriced academies. so since you can't find much players to hit with majority of us just practice on our serve
also america teaches horrible technique
Wasn't Djokovic scheduled on CC initially?
>Zverev with one of his patented 'IMMA HIT THE BALL IN THE STANDS"
>>69122497
Yes, different laws for different religions.
>>69122506
Lel, I think Mirza has more fans per se but nobody cares about her either. A lot of people were even mad at her for marrying a Pakistani dude, lol.
>>69122532
>She was all choked up there at the end
I just want to cuddle her cute body all night and tell her she played great today
Get you shit together Sasha. You need ranking points.
Djokovic is having one of those games where he plays like complete shit
>>69122598
There's no 'schedule' anymore Vlad.
Serena just told that RAF Flight Sgt to get the fuck away and get her racquet.
>>69122600
What happens if there is a conflict between an hindu and a Muslim pn business matters? Or weddings? Or whatev.
>>69122543
Maybe you want to suck off Kyrgios too?
>>69122543
Because he didn't necessarily expect to beat Nedal so he didn't have any pressure on him. The second he's playing anyone he's 'supposed' to beat or thinks he can beat, he breaks down at the slightest difficulty, he almost lost control today based solely on attitude. I want him to go far, but he's got a long way to go.
NEW THREAD WHERE
>>69122543
>Kyrgios is the most mentally strong player under 25 by far
>chimps out every other game
what a time to be alive
>>69122609
Don't worry it's just a temporary malfunction.
NEW NEW NEW NEW
>>69122644
>>69122644
>>69122644
NEW NEW NEW NEW
>it's a djokovic deliberately plays like shit to create some false excitement in his boring ass matches episode
I've seen this one before
>>69122240
I study philosophy and this
>TENNIS and Players behavior
actually could sound sort of interesting al-tough sounds more like psychology than philosophy. I could try to find it and read it and tell you guys what its about. It could ofc also be that its simply a corrupt thing where he wrote some shitty paper and then a friend of a friend got him the PHD. But if it is a legit one its quite impressive how he has managed to get one while playing tennis proffessionally
>>69122295
>>69122310
Not sure who is right, but I'll check out his thesis and report back
>>69122539
Can we stop with the 'Serena is attractive' meme?
>>69122678
Report back Finbro. I did a quick search and didn't find it.
>Serena getting all hype about winning against a nobody
I respect what she's done in Women's tennis, but god I hate her so much.
Wow all that and then Serena just dismisses her like nothing in the last set. Truly a Goddess
>>69122591
it's epidemic for Americans to have good forehands, serves and bad backhands
>>69122728
Nothing more despicable than seeing a USA flag saying he hates Serena
>>69122631
>in business matters
The laws are different only for family laws. So personal laws depend on your religion but the other stuff is dealt according to the common law of India.
If weddings are involved, it would depend on which law the marriage was performed under. For example, if they got married in a Hindu fashion, the Hindu law will apply. There's also Special Marriage stuff where you wouldn't have to deal with any kind of religious laws.
>>69122785
Serena is undoubtedly a great player but she's also a bitch
Plus there's other US women who play tennis besides Serena. I mean even Venus is way more likeable and doesn't do stupid shit on the court
>>69122785
>muh patriotism
Fuck off. She's a fucking gorilla, has no class, and is ugly as fuck as a little added bonus
>>69122638
He tanked the 3rd set but that didn't hurt him in the end, he has occassional problems with attitude when playing mugs he should beat. But in high stakes tight matches he tends to play his best. He just needs to learn how to calm down a bit and he will be great mentally. Murray acts retarded in most matches but is still regarded as pretty mentally strong
The chimp outs makes him seem mentally unstable, but that doesnt make him an yless clutch
>>69122801
Great! Sounds like super interesting to study...
>>69122860
you probably like maria roidpovas extra tool
>>69122849
I love her so-called bitchness.
But I've heard a few people say that about Venus vs her, must be an older sibling trend
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