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today:
>t20 blast
somerset - gloucestershire
worcestershire - derbyshire
(18:30 cest)
nottinghamshire - durham
yorkshire - lancashire
(19:30 cest)
essex - kent
sussex - middlesex
warwickshire - northamptonshire
(20:00 cest)
>euro 2016
wales - belgium (21:00 cest)
goooooooooooooood morning
>Shane Watson: Ashes Tests do not need pink balls
Good afternoon. About to go for a run.
>>69110495
No shit sherlock. Why play D/N Tests if normal Ashes Tests already have massive crowds and TV audience numbers?
>>69110656
to get even more massive crowds and tv audiences
>>69110732
how do you get a bigger crowd when the venue is sold out? :\
TV audience I guess but it might spoil the competition a bit. Next Ashes is 2017/18 and Australia will have played atleast 3 D/N Tests just at home by then (possibly more away) so England will be at a massive disadvantage because they might not have played with the pink ball at all.
That said, the night session helps the bowlers a shitload with swing and seam so James "homebabby" Anderson might not be completely fucking useless in Australia for once
>>69110772
>how do you get a bigger crowd when the venue is sold out?
expand the existing venues, build new bigger venues or move matches to bigger venues, e.g. have a test at wembley instead of lord's
>>69110811
Fucking foolproof idea
Why don't we just get germans to run the ICC?
>>69110998
what's the salary of the icc president? i'd probably do the job for less money
>>69110811
>But even before Gove (and his two aides) arrived at Johnson’s house, he was beginning to worry about whether the former London mayor was putting enough effort into the mammoth challenge they faced.
>There was barely concealed irritation that instead of getting stuck into the detail of planning a strategy, Johnson had spent time on Saturday playing in a cricket match between a team made up of his family and an Earl Spencer’s XI at Althorp House
>Just a day after sterling had crashed and shares tumbled, a chillaxing Johnson was posturing in his cricket whites.
Cricket confirmed more important than being Prime Minister
>>69111024
they literally. LITERALLY. do it >for free
>>69111039
but how much bribes do they get from the bcci, ecb and ca?
>>69111179
none i suspect since those three boards you mentioned just pick the ICC Pres. The current president was literally the BCCI president until a few months ago
ICC is not like FIFA, it is not a meaningful independent entity. it is a members club, though that may be about to change drastically if reports of the reforms they are drawing up are true.
>Gar nicht so lange her, da hat so mancher in dieser Stadt die Augen verdreht, als Hertha BSC mit dem Werbeslogan "Play Berlin" um die Ecke kam. Die Botschaft von 2003 ist Geschichte, nun probiert's der Klub mit einer neuen: „We try. We fail. We win.“
cricket reminds me of football in the 1950s. poorly organised and alot of glorified friendlies
>>69111584
It's only really been professionalised in the same way as any other major sport in the past 8 years so you're not that far off actually.
>>69111692
>It's only really been professionalised in the same way as any other major sport
wat
it's been fully professional since World Series Cricket
Rugby is the worst and only became pro in '95
>>69111584
you're correct about the shitty organisation. In the early days administrators literally tried to stop other people from playing the game. It's honestly surprising the game is played outside of the settled Anglo colonies (aus/nz/sa) at all given that legacy.
Cricket administrators have always been self-serving and reactionary. The single reason cricket isnt in the Olympics this year is because the ECB didn't want it to clash with their domestic season for two weeks lel.
As for the glorified friendlies thing. I agree when it comes to bi-lateral LOI matches, but I think three+ match tours are the optimal way to play Test cricket. Any other way of organising Tests would just be disjointed and become a logistical nightmare.
>>69111584
It does seem they're becoming aware of this. The idea of a 3-year long league sounds pretty cool IMO, because you can't fluke a win at all. But one has reasons to be incredibly skeptical of the ICC's ability to actually make a difference.
>>69111868
>because you can't fluke a win at all
I can't remember an ODi World Cup ever being 'fluked'. Infact certainly since '99 the best team at the tournament has won everytime. I don't know much about before then but those Windies and that Paki team were great. Only anomalies might be Sri Lanka '96 and Australia '87?
But I agree I like the 3 year league thing. If not for the context, just because it will force a better playing schedule rather than AUS/IND/ENG all playing eachother a gorillion times for shekels. I don't think Australia has played Bangladesh once in the past 5 years in ODI cricket. Cant even remember the last Test series.
>>69111941
>Cant even remember the last Test series.
bro relly
>>69111976
oh i definitely remember THAT. The funniest part was Ponting was the one who sent him in, and he returned the favour by running Pointing out
just wasnt sure if there had been some meme series played in the winter in Cairns/Darwin since id forgotten about
>>69112002
Idk maybe there was I just know that was the last series in bangladesh. Zimbabwe aside I think it's the longest gap between two series currently standing, and they cancelled it lmeo.
wew lads it's actually happening
>Cricket will be included in the 2024 Olympics if Rome wins their bid to host the games
>France Cricket is attempting to win a similar commitment with the Paris organising committee.
Now just sit back and watch as this is a miserable failure. I like the idea of it since it means more funding but fuck me in the bum it'll be a mess. Even a moderate number of teams would mean a fucking ridiculous length comp
>So wird es in der kommenden Saison in der Kabine von Borussia Dortmund hängen: Das neue Auswärtstrikot des BVB.
So, if only 12 teams were included, three might come from Europe, three from Asia, two from Africa, two or three from America and the Caribbean and two or three from the South Pacific area. It could well be that some well-known cricket nations - notably England, who are part of the UK in Olympic terms - miss out.
Wew so on that basis
>3 from Europe (not UK)
Netherlands
?????????????
????????????????????????????????????
>3 from Asia
India
Pakistan
Sri Lanka
>2 from Africa
Seth Africa
Rhodesia
>2 from Americas/Carribbean
Trinidad and Jamaica?
>2 or 3 from South Pacific
NZ
Aus
PNG?
Now THAT is a fucking meme comp senpai
>>69112818
>3 from Europe (not UK)
>not UK
why?
team gb, ireland, netherlands makes the most sense
>>69112818
KEK I just looked at the rankings and the #2 and #3 Euro team outside of UK (unless you count Ireland) are fucking Jersey and Denmark
>Jersey will qualify and England won't
KEK
>>69112857
Yeah I mean logically a 16 team cup would be
Australia
India
Great Britain
Pakistan
New Zealand
Sri Lanka
Bangladesh
South Africa
Zimbabwe
Afghanistan
Ireland
Trinidad & Tobago
Jamaica
Barbados
St Kitts & Nevis
Netherlands
But I'm sure they'll have some ultra-meme qualifier that would shove some meme teams in it. IMO that could make it better, otherwise it'd be just like another WT20, having Jersey compete would give ultra meme value
Reminder that Germany is unironically below Gibraltar (a literal rock with like 20 people) and the Isle of Man in the rankings
okay, just realised that northern ireland is part of the british olympic association and southern ireland part of the olympic council of ireland. but as long as the players from northern ireland are citizens of the republic of ireland there shouldn't be a problem
>>69112818
why not UK?
>>69113021
Idk that's just what was in the article m8 you look into it
>>69112863
>unless you count Ireland
Republic of Ireland yes
>>Jersey will qualify
no it wont, Jersey isn't a sovereign state which I think is the criteria to quality for the Olympics
>>69113032
I did and I think you misinterpreted it
it says that " some well-known cricket nations - notably England " would not go.
That is correct. "England" would not go, but Team GB (ie England rebranded) would. It should be mostly the same
it's only Soccer and Rugby that team GB don't compete in because all the home nations have their own teams. That isn't an issue for cricket (implying Scotland even matters)
>>69113060
>a sovereign state which I think is the criteria to quality for the Olympics
i think they just need a national olympic committee. for example the british virgin islands have their own even though they're not a sovereign state
>>69113092
yes you're quite right: https://stillmed.olympic.org/media/Document%20Library/OlympicOrg/Documents/National-Olympic-Committees/List-of-National-Olympic-Committees-in-IOC-Protocol-Order.pdf#_ga=1.201572056.855940065.1467364861
still, Jersey doesn't have one so they wouldn't count. Based on that model I'd imagine it would be Team GB, RO Ireland and Netherlands from Europe.
Allan Border faced club bowlers in his career, never played a T20 innings, what a LOOSER. Kohli would kill him.always plays great overseas under extreme pressure.
>>69113141
Yeah likely
Still it would be a slightly different mix than the standard WT20, and teams would likely not send full strength teams so could be a meme. We'd likely see Bangladesh cucked out of it too.
I personally think it'll be a total fucking mess but it's good for growing the game.
>>69113350
>and teams would likely not send full strength teams
why not? only team i could possibly think might do that is England
>39 posts
>6 posters
>>69113592
Thanks for the +1, squareflag
Reminder that WE will win the meme cricket olympics
>>69111584
>>69113592
He Bergjuden, wisst ihr schon, wen ihr am Samstag gewinnen lassen wollt?
>>69113748
germany
>>69113804
yay :) ty
>>69113835
>lifting the italy curse
dont think so m8
Cricket in the Olympics would do wonders for t20 but it might not gain much popularity for ODIs and tests of how "long" they goes on for.
>>69110473
morning
>>69110656
morning
real bundes where
>>69114421
here
>>69114421
denmark is waking up now
>Austria
>>69114822
so Brondby won
>>69114385
errr, who is this?
On my way to Amsterdam
The book title says "reasons to stay alive"
>>69114854
Aye. Very encouraging signs. I was very surprised. Wilczek looked good.
>>69114871
hey, we should meet
>>69114385
>Reasons to stay alive
>>69114385
i love it
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/30/hamburg-fans-petition-sign-northern-ireland-cult-hero-will-grigg
>>69115536
i still dont understand that meme
it seems will doesnt like it himself
not a fan
My predestined girlfriend and ex childhood friend is getting married today. I will probably end myself tonight. Yeah i got an invite just couldnt participate.
its time.
Please watch cricket
>>69115701
Write Eurosport and tell them to show it and then I will watch your sport.
Fuck yeah, sitting in a train with a bunch of dudes who play oldschool german hiphop a la beginner and ferris mc on their boombox. im on my first weizen
>>69115887
What are you doing in Amsterdam?
Going to see "stand up comedy" live tomorrow
>>69114385
>reasons to stay alive
>blank page
>>69115373
Im arriving at half 5 at amsterdam centraal and meet with 2 girls and 5 dudes. i would meet you if i were on my own but in this situation i prefer to not having to look out for a friend ive never seen before
>>69115987
looool
>>69115966
spending time with people who care for me and vice versa, ending with sensation white "tomorrow" evening
>>69116060
How do you know these people?
Will you be abusing drugs on your trip?
>>69116079
From school and the friends of those school friends. No. I will be going with alcohol. Thanks for the questions, I like answering them
Germans are like robots
>>69116175
Do you hope to make out with a qt at sensation white?
What does your outfit look like? (inb4 white)
Need to know brands and stuff
i hope it rains tomorrow
Will be interesting to see if I will laugh. Can't remember the last time I did that. We'll be in the fifth row so I don't want to sit all serious and look like I'm bored.
>>69116257
I tend to have a good chuckle whenever an international sporting tournament comes around (doesnt matter whether it is soccer, cricket or rugby) just by watching the English team in said competition
The funniest one was probably them getting knocked out of the CWC by Bangladesh, just because of the format and the fact it was fucking Bangladesh.
Iceland was better but I couldnt watch it live because of the time
>>69116249
No
White H&M t-shirt size Large, white solid H&M pants Size 32, white puma shoes I bought eight years ago and wore ten times in total since then
>large
fatty detected
>>69116341
Good stuff
>>69116517
hi manletto
>he wears S or M
manchild detected
>white puma shoes
I hope those are not the F1 type Schumi ones.
You'll look like a fuckin Polacke
>>69116602
Why would a little WORM like you need a shirt?
>all this /cric/
glorious
About time this cuck nation took up cricket.
>>69116772
What part of Bavaria are you from m9?
i am feeling great today guys, it has been a long time since i had this smile on my face, and it feels pretty good. Hopefully i am not the only one?
haha great blog
Unfortunate reminder this happened
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CpfrTj3yRj
>>69116175
alcohol is a drug btw
the more you know
>>69117533
it isn't
>>69117533
it's a drink
>>69117211
WIll you slut it up at some downtown bar tonight?
You'll need that vertical grin to feel compßlete.
>>69117617
>>69117634
ethanol, which is obviously meant, is a drug
>>69117897
then why can i buy it at the supermarket?
>frog posting
guess i won that argument
Who's hyped for the the roses later? If you aren't supporting Lancs you deserve a traitors death.
>>69118298
gonna support them because that's where flintoff's from
>>69118327
me too
>>69118392
good. wanna make out or something?
guess not :(
Seriously, how does /bundes/ feel about RB Leipzig? Excited to see matches being played in the Red Bull Arena? Forcing players to start drinking actual Red Bull like Vardy.
>>69118951
I'm seething. #AgainstModernFootball
>>69118951
it will be glorious
>>69119416
That won't happen. RB Leipzig didn't even win their league last season.
Feels like such a f*cking chore having to watch these games.
Thank God I have something else to do tomorrow night instead of watching whoever it is who's playing.
>>69110470
Will we ever have women as referees in the 1. Bundesliga? They can't be any worse than their male colleagues, desu.
And women referees could at least be pretty and nice to look at, even if they're as bad as the men.
>>69119508
i genuinely only watched 2.5 euro matches so far
>>69110470
Please never make a thread combining /bundes/ and /cric/ again, all this Oceania flags trigger me.
>>69119642
i won't (at least not until tomorrow)
Fuck I honestly didn't know it was Italy-Germany tomorrow. Would have liked to watch that one
>>69119610
Genuinely watched 90% of the games. I don't know why I'm doing it to myself
>>69119731
did you start drinking again?
http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/yorkshire-vikings-vs-worcestershire-rapids-live-streaming
A stream for everyone to use
>>69119855
>yorkshire - worcestershire
that's not today :/
explains a lot
I used to work in the building on the left. My office had a view of the tennis court. Can't believe I didn't tell you before haha
>>69120047
>teater
what
>>69120087
theater
>REMEMBER THE NAME
What did he mean by this?
>>69120087
see >>69120113
????
>>69120047
why is it called Bremen?
>>69120087
I'm going there tomorrow actually, to see David Cross.
That's why I was reminded of it. I didn't work at the thester but for a different employer in the same building.
>>69120229
Just a randumb name I think.
Casper and Frank from Klovn were among the founders.
>>69120229
Bremen is a city in Germany.
>>69120280
fun fact: I was born in the Hansestadt Bremen
>>69120205
why is it spelled with "th"?
>>69120298
YES
>>69119895
i think its a typo from the site, it will be yorks v lancs
http://www.skysports.com/watch/tv-guide/01-07-2016
>>69120337
it's not
>>69120337
*without
>>69120313
That is very funny
>>69120337
see >>69120353
????
>>69120368
Teater is the Danish spelling of theater.
Copenhagen jazz festival begins today.
>>69120386
but why is the danish spelling without "th"? that's dumb
>>69120421
cool, will you go?
is there any good Danish Jazz?
there's some "jazz" in my pants ;)
I'm rooting for Wales.
>>69120431
We don't really use h in that way? We usually only use dumb h before v
>>69120446
Yes
>>69120449
Copenhagen is traditionally one of the, if not the, best jazz cities in Europe.
Palle Mikkelborg and NHÖP (rip) are probably the most internationally famous. Mikkelborg is playing this year.
we all shagged matilda
we all shagged matilda
and so did our mates
she moaned and she groaned as she took it up the billabong
>asking james taylor if he wishes he was playing in the roses derby
well this just got awkward as fuck...
guys schalke played today
http://www.lolesports.com/en_US/eu-lcs/eu_2016_summer/schedule/default
>>69117897
cake is a drug
>>69120645
nonce sense
BUMBLE
U
M
B
L
E
>>69120142
The commentator wanted us to remember Carlos Brathwaite's name I guess.
>>69120530
Will you be touring India with the Barmy Army lad?
based britbro
>>69118951
it'll be glorious.
i'll root for them. all those >MUH TRADITION tard tears will be delicious.
>>69120770
Why does Diddi invest in Germany more than in Austria now?
>Mit einigen Kollegen hat er mehr als 100 Studien zum Penalty ausgewertet, und er hält es für unklug, dieses Wissen ungenutzt zu lassen. Es gibt zahllose Kleinigkeiten, deren Berücksichtigung die Erfolgschancen signifikant verbessern.
>So sollten die Spieler dem Torhüter keinesfalls den Rücken zukehren, nachdem sie den Ball auf dem Punkt placiert haben. Zugewandtheit und direkter Augenkontakt strahlen Stärke aus und forcieren die Konzentration.
>Und Spieler, die sich nach dem Pfiff des Schiedsrichters nicht hetzen lassen, wie es Xhaka tat, haben eine um 23 Prozent erhöhte Chance auf einen Treffer
>Grundsätzlich hat eine positive Körpersprache grossen Einfluss, «ein extrovertierter Jubel des Schützen hat einen positiven Effekt auf die eigene und einen negativen Effekt auf die andere Mannschaft», sagt Memmert. In solchen vermeintlichen Nebensächlichkeiten stecke «viel mehr Psychologie, als der Laie sich ausmalt».
Why don't based Tasmania have their own cricket team
>>69120953
There is
>>69121339
Is t a club team or a national team that plays against the ausGODS and England?
BREAKING: #LFC have received a bid of £25 million from Crystal Palace for Christian Benteke.
>>69121572
W•O•W
>>69121572
Good
The match is finally starting, Yorkshire batting first.
BACK 2 BACK BOUNDARIES
ugh, captcha wasn't loading for me for the last 90 minutes
>>69122984
Every time I try to post a photo from my phone I get a "Bad Gateway" error, does my tits right in tbqh.
I know the coverage in general is not that good but we can all agree on ZDF>ARD right?
i choose to be hppy
JUST BOWL MY SHIT WIDE
Kann jemand bitte den Link für den ZDF Livestream posten?
>>69123224
yes, definitely, Kahn alone makes it all worth it
>>69123333
woow
>>69123333
nice quints
Also why do you watch the German coverage?
>>69123324
http://www.zdf.de/ZDFmediathek/beitrag/live/1822600/Das-ZDF-im-Livestream?flash=off
>>69123380
best quality streams, helps me improve my German
>>69123324
ard.de
>rpp 0.000000
neinhold must be having a party now for this rare moment
>>69123428
today is zdf
>>69123427
cool, thanks
>>69123470
i was trying to trick you
>>69123494
ebin
>get bowled
>not out because of a little bit of music
time for a beer
>>69123659
i've been drinking since 16:00
>>69123693
good for you
Wales about to be destroyed
>>69123693
is "kein bier vor vier" a real mantra people live their lives by? Here old geezers will be in the pub by 11 am
>>69123821
kinda. but there are a lot of situations where it's okay to drink earlier
Am I the only one who thinks getting banned for two yellow cards in five games is total bullshit?
>>69123821
>is "kein bier vor vier" a real mantra people live their lives by?
It wasn't for my father.
:(
>>69123821
A lot of people make Feierabend at 4. The first thing then is a Feierabendbier.
>>69123866
Maybe. The referees have been lenient from the start though.
>>69123866
No, but then three yellows in five games is a lot
>make Feierabend
ehehehe
Bayern should've bought Bale
>>69124340
how?
money
>>69124480
Real have much more of that.
Ok, Belgium will win, time to turn this off and go to bed, bye.
>>69124921
NIght
>>69124921
i think ill join you
sluts
Here we go.
>>69124921
>>69125228
Thinking of putting on a film. This just isn't doing it for me.
>nur 1,83
>>69125843
which film
>>69125947
Dunno. Perhaps I should go to bed instead.
>>69125843
>>69126071
please decide
>>69126071
maybe read something?
>>69125734
i changed my mind
Yorkshire finish their innings 141-7
>>69126372
Good.
I have to leave part way through the 2rd half.
>>69126372
My head hurts a bit. Not in the mood for anything right now.
>>69126459
why
@waynelineker Great day with @Dele_Alli
>>69127126
Going to work
>>69127193
whats your job
>>69127232
I work for a supported housing scheme
>>69127304
what kind of people do you have? old, retarded or crazy?
>>69127489
>>69127647
I'm not really supposed to talk about it, sorry.
>>69127685
yeah, i'm totally gonna find you which company you work for and then tell them that you're talking about confidential stuff on the sports subreddit of a malaysian picture forum
>>69127829
It's not so much that, more that I agreed not to.
Holy shit. Nice goals today
>implying you can defeat a living meme
HAHAHAHAHA
Lol pwned
>that turn
>>69128093
TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@landondonovan Extremely excited to be part of the new @swansofficial ownership group! Looking forward to meeting The Jack Army and helping however I can.
fuck fellaini
lmao why is fellaini so based
>>69128383
I don't know any of the things he's referring to
6 6 6 1 W W
wew lad
>>69129249
turned it off like an hour ago -.-
>>69129541
Just started pissing it down, Lanc need 109 to win if it ends, currently at 106.
FUCK YES
meme euro
>yfw its euro 2004 all over again
>Belgium with another goal and Wales would still win
feels good
what's with fat blokes from northern england not being able to keep their shirts on?
Probably bad timing >>69131012
the funny thing actually is that wales, in my opinion, is favorite against portugal
>>69131120
just repost it on monday
>>69131158
w/o 3 players?
and a weird ass 3-5-2 formation?
its greece in 2004 all over again i tell you
>>69131293
Congrats on your winnings. Seems I couldn't have been much more wrong.
Lancs needs 18 to from 9 balls, with 1 wicket remaining
here we go
6 from 3 now
6 FROM 3 AHHHH
my obsession with trying to spot bales bald spot is pretty annoying.
ugh
FUCKING NIGNOG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i'm happy for bayol daughteru
she is based
and cute
Really been enjoying the Portuguese posters lately.
time for bed
>>69133258
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I hope you all die in a fire.
>>69135904
especially Okay-anon
hey guys can someone sum up the game for me? in terms of memes ofcourse
>Major William Booth was a cricketer who played for Yorkshire County Cricket Club between 1908 and 1914, a season in which he was named one of the Wisden Cricketers of the Year.
>In the First World War Booth joined the British Army as an enlisted man and rose to the rank of sergeant before being commissioned as a second lieutenant on 16 July 1915. On 1 July 1916 he went "over the top" near La Cigny on the Somme while serving with the 15th Battalion, the West Yorkshire Regiment, also known as "The Leeds Pals". He was followed a short while later by another wave of soldiers among whom was Abe Waddington (later also played for Yorkshire and England). Waddington was hit and found himself in a shell hole with Booth, who was also injured, and held him until he died. Booth's body then remained there until the spring, when he was buried at Serre Road No 1 Cemetery.
Why did you kill him Germany?
>>69119460
5 years they are gonna win title, RB will throw so much money at Leipzig they're not gonna know what to do with it
>>69139596
i'm so sorry for your loss, guy
good morning
>have to go vote
sigh
>>69139902
Remember, put libs FIRST
>>69139941
I will
Honestly the only issue I actually care about is TPP and every single (relevant) party supports TPP... except for the Greens but FUCK that
>>69139941
>>69139988
>Not voting Palmer United
ishigydig
>>69140030
good goy! why vote for the puppets of the jews when you can just vote the minings jews in directly!?
>>69139988
Do you cunts have the ebin >LE FUG LE TPPP brigade like we do over here? Fuck me in the bum they never seem to shut up, they shut down Queen St at least 5-6 times last year for protest marches
>>69140068
No. I've only ever heard about one protest for it and it was completely irrelevant, like 200 people turned up.
The jewish media truly has done a wonderful job of shutting down ANY discourse about TPP in the public sphere here. Literally fucking Occupy back in 2012 or whatever had more of an impact than the anti-TPP movement.
this is the first time i witness /bundes/ turning into /cric/
guess i should go to sleep now
good night /cric/
>>69140162
Sweet dream Johannes
>>69140162
We're 12 hours apart, that's just the circle of life.
It's /bundes/ when they are asleep and /cric/ when we are asleep.
Gute Nacht! :* Träum was Schönes :)
>Kevin Pietersen
>Born in Pietermaritzburg
>>69140123
That's interesting, it caught on like wildfire here, tons of people even who seem pretty apolitical sharing meme videos about how bad it is.
>>69140854
TPP IS terrible you seething fucking casual.
Now I don't know if it is better for Poo Peeland, but literally our own treasury has projected it will provide like 0.00000000000000000000001% GDP growth over 30 fucking years for >us. And in return for that privilege we get a whole bunch of shitty American IP laws (relating to both pharmaceuticals and internet in particular) imposed on us as well as our sovereignty compromised by the ultra-national courts.
Literally NO ONE except for multi-national corporations should be supporting that shit.
>mfw everyone in my band has had sex and I haven't
>>69140937
It's all good for us, Japan has all these meme tariffs that will be dropped. The meat market in Japan is massive, they buy tons of our shit even with the tariffs.
>>69140980
comeon m8, daniel is objectively the best looking there
two of them are LITERAL neckbeards
>>69141061
Fuck off daniel
Bangladesh confirmed new Pakistan
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/07/01/asia/bangladesh-dhaka-shooting/
That's another country international cricket won't ever be played in again
get ready for more /based migration/, Germany
>>69141759
Yeah, because no one ever toured Germany, France or India after terrorist attacks.
People only stopped touring Pakistan after a sports team was explicity attacked. There were literally bombs going off outside New Zealand's hotels in Pakistan and Sri Lanka 15 years ago and people still toured.
The UK should get hype for more Paki and Bangladeshi diaspora following Brexit.
>>69141012
Nah not really. The biggest carrot for us was the dairy exports, but Japan, Canada and the USA are still far too protectionist when it comes to dairy. Although with the fall in dairy prices hopefully some of these retard farmers switch to livestock exporting instead.
We'd probably have gotten better deals if we negotiated with individual countries ourselves. Plus, the TPP is only going to grow our GDP by an additional 0.9%, and we now have a multitude of risks we've taken on in return (ISDs, IP laws, etc)
>>69142178
>some of these retard farmers switch to livestock exporting instead.
Does New Zealand deal in live exports?
A significant component of our agricultural sector is live exports to places like Indonesia and Vietnam which naturally causes significant animal welfare issues and has caused a public backlash here. Do you guys have the same problem?
>>69142118
False equivalency. None of those are are muslim-majority countries and none harbour the capacity to produce the kind of security threat that Bangladesh does.
Australia has already cancelled a tour to Bangladesh because intelligence indicated an attack was possible. Given that AUS/ENG/NZ all have access to the same intelligence sources, whether or not England tour Bangladesh in October will be the litmus test. I would suggest this attack (the target was Westerners) just reduced the likelihood of that tour occurring drastically.
>People only stopped touring Pakistan after a sports team was explicity attacked.
Right, I must be talking to Daniel because your knowledge of cricket clearly does not pre-date 2014. Australia and the others stopped touring Pakistan years before the attack on the Sri Lankan team bus. IIRC the very reason Sri Lanka was touring was because India had pulled out (though obviously that was because of Mumbai, but the point stands).
Squash all AusWORMS.
>>69110470
I just wanted to submit my respect for consistently posting the same pic to all editions of this bread.
Du bist ein echter Deutsch, OP.
>>69142788
Yes, because if Australia cancels their tours the whole cricketing world does so too, because Australia is the only cricketing country in the world and nobody else plays. South Africa had played in Pakistan 2 years earlier, and apart from Australia and India, most countries were still touring Pakistan. Likewise, even when a suicide bomb went off OUTSIDE the NZ team's hotel in Sri Lanka in the 90s, the rest of the world still continued touring. This is when the country was going through a civil war.
Bangladesh has had weekly attacks on minorities for a year now and it hasn't stopped anybody but Australia. And of course, you're operating under the same delusion that an international team playing the only relevant sport to Bangladesh will receive the same level of security offered to some expat accountant in Dhaka. The fact that you actually think Bangladesh's security level is closer to Pakistan or Afghanistan is laughable, and tells me all about your limited exposure to the outside world.
Not that I should be surprised that a civil servant's sole exposure to international cricket is the quick glimpses of Channel 9 televised Australian cricket he gets in his 15 minute lunch break.
>>69112787
>Daniel literally crying bitch tears over >MUH ASSOCIATES
>throws his toys out the pram at any suggestion that offers change
Typical..
>its an episode of a Poolander pretending to be an authority on a subject he has absolutely no clue about
Yes, because clearly YOU are better informed and have made a more reliable security assessment than the Australian intelligence community and indeed their American and/or British partners who likely provided the intel that assessment was based on.
At no point did I compare Bangladesh to Pakistan other than citing that in both cases the prospect of playing international cricket in said countries appears to be highly questionable. But of course I expected no less of you than displaying cognitive dissonance and resorting to ad hominem garbage.
>>69145174
>At no point did I compare Bangladesh to Pakistan
>>69141759
>Bangladesh confirmed new Pakistan
because le if le australia don't le play then le whole world doesn't le play xD
>of course I expected no less of you than displaying cognitive dissonance
PLEASE have sex
If Australia didn't play because of an adverse security assessment then England won't either you moron. There is a travel warning against travelling to Bangladesh presently in place. I would assume with 99% certainty that the British and NZ government have issued the exact same warning.
I already said we won't know much until we see whether England's tour goes ahead or not. That's the only indication we will have of whether the security situation has changed in the past 12 months. I'm not discussing this with you anymore.
>>69145527
>Australia and England are the only two teams that exist
>I have seen the systematic decimation of this argument so I'll retreat like a coward with the denial of a (You) the petty cherry on the top of the cake that is my impotent fury
Based statscunt. This argument has literally ruined krazykocksucker's weekend.
kek, you guys seen this shit?
>i am so deep with my greyscale and not looking at the camera
>>69146016
>that brow
Is Daniel part Finngol?
it always amuses me just how quickly krazkykuck retorts to ad hom. I don't think I've seen anyone with such a heavy reliance on one of the most objectively flawed fallacies.
He even does it before he's worked out who he's talking to, insulting daniel first and then quickly changing to insulting statsjesus when he realises it's not daniel.
>>69146016
i always just assumed anyone who listens to any variation of rock or punk or w/e was mentally ill, socially retarded or both
>>69146066
tbf I knew it wasn't daniel but I also knew he was definitely going to read it which is why I dropped the watching cricket for 2 years line in. He KNOWS it is true which is why it pisses him off to no end
>>69146016
You really do wonder about the guy, he's in a band and he isn't even bad looking, he really should be swimming in it.
>>69146245
But really man half the reason I can't take your arguments seriously is because of how much you rely on it. Ad hom is indicative of either a very weak argument or a very weak debater. It's year 7 tier shit man.
goooooooood morning
>>69145756
really makes you think
>>69146016
come on daniel
>The Dark Turd
>>69146881
more like the fart turd
>>69146140
>i always just assumed anyone who listens to any variation of rock or punk
So, uh, 100% of the population? Reminder that if you disregard an entire genre of music, especially one as big as rock, you are worse than metalheads, normies who listen to music "for the beat", classical music snobs, death grips fans and people who comment on youtube videos combined.
>>69147085
hi daniel
Harshle Bhoga is shilling the fuck out of Queersland on twitter. He surely is being paid for this, no?
>>69146016
>"I'm single"
what did he mean by this?
>>69147241
Source?
>>69147247
The tyre he is sitting ontop of?
>>69147251
Oh kek didn't even see that, I bet it's intentional
>Wearing loose track suite pants at vote
>Mate spots me voting from back of line
>Sneaks up behind me and dacks me
>Pants AND boxers
>Pull up pants after after standing there bear-assed and confused for about 3 seconds
>See mate laughing
>start trying to take a swing at him
>"OI, YOU TWO"
>Storm out in a huff without voting
How do i get this stupid faggot to pay for my fine?
You people are like cockroaches
BIG
>>69147085
>people who comment on youtube videos
ever since google forced you make google plus accounts i have a hard time believing people actually use their google plus accounts to comment on youtube
Leaving for a birthday now. Once it's over I'll go home and sleep for a few hours and then head out for the comedy thing.
>>69147578
Good luck mate don't screw it up
>>69147607
Thank you
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board-
>>69147578
W-what about the football match?
dumb frogposter
>>69147578
pls dont leave us my friend
>>69147578
>birthday party this early
?
>>69147707
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board
>>69147654
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board
>>69147731
He's gone off to a better place..
>he
Well I haven't seen a vagina
>>69116254
it worked
>>69147607
underrated
Post flags that don't belong into /bundes/.
>>69148186
i agree
guys, it cannot end early!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >we HAVE to win
england - sri lanka starts in 10 minutes
>If any batsman says he's tired playing at home I'm sorry I'll fight him n the car park.
>>69148931
They probably get tired of the constant rain.
HOW DOES IT FEEL?
thinking back abt it I'm truly wondering why I didn't bet all my money on iceland to win over england
>Match delayed by rain
Fuck YOU England!
>listen to british radio
>they actually say "test cricket"
>it's not a /cric/ meme but actually called TEST cricket
wew
>>69149471
it started an hour ago, m8
>>69149486
are u dumb?
>>69149533
no why? pls explain
whenever i talk about people or teams choking in german i lack a good word to describe it.
whats the best german word for "choking"?
inb4 player names
>>69149599
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Test_match
>>69149620
so it doesn't really mean "test" as in "just trying out sum stuff m8"?
"test" actually means "this is the real deal" here?
thats pretty retarded desu
>>69149652
I bet you did well I'm school
>>69149652
it's a test of the teams' ability or something. and in case of test cricket of the spectators' ability to stay awake
>>69149682
hello, school
>Black man and Cuckfield are back in
:DDDD
>>69149682
what does that have to do with anything? care to explain?
>>69149686
>in case of test cricket of the spectators' ability to stay awake
heh, funny
>>69149816
Like when you had a test in school did you just write some shit in the paper and tell your teacher "oi just trying out some stuff m8"?
A test is literally the meaning of the " real deal"
(At least here in the States, but you guys probably don't use the word "test")
>>69149912
well if you look at it that way it MAY make a little bit sense but for me "test cricket" sounds like "okay guys we are testing this new version of cricket lets see how it works out ok?"
like if we were to change the rules of footy and make a league for it and call it "test football" where the goal ist 50ft tall and we have 3 balls
>>69149970
Tbf everything they do in that country is a test. Argentina is a "test" country
cycling truly is the GOAT sport
>Dirtmound fans mad again
>>69150477
lel
>>69150477
wew
>>69150477
best fans in the world ™
>>69123467
huh?
>>69150477
lel only took one good season for him to abandon ship
>""""echte"""" """"liebe""""
>>69147942
>>69147607
took me awhile
>>69147683
I will miss it. The stand up show starts at 20:00 and the game starts 21:00.
We're probably going out for a drink afterwards.
>>69147731
I'm back for a short while but will nap soon.
>>69147763
Maybe I should have said birthday brunch instead.
>>69150450
Yes
>>69151430
>we
?
>brunch
i hate brunches
>>69151500
Me, my brother and a mutual friend
>>69151500
Me too
ugh johannes is back
>>69151271
Gatebro?
>>69152088
indeed
>Butt-ler
ugh, the streamer just lost his satellite signal
>this sri lankan fielding
>Root
Too desperate to get a century.
>>69153179
Root on suicide watch.
Felt really bad for him when he got out in the 180s though.
>>69153179
is there any point in trying to not get out in the final over?
>>69149614
Pasta Verstopfung
>>69149701
We meat again
When are england going to drop/drop down the order Ireland's Brave Eoin 'No Runs for over a year but i'm not out of form/washed up' Morgan and put Buttler up to 4
>>69153338
red ink (being not out) in order to pad the average
Michael Bevan made a career out of it
Feels good to be a Wolf
>>69153432
i meant for the team not the individual player
>>69153411
Just checked his stats at 4, seems really good.
Morgan is just a liability in terms of his batting. I'm guessing the only reason he hasn't been dropped is because he's a half decent captain and reached the wt20 final. Trash player otherwise.
What's the deal with Germans and scat/furry porn?
>>69153459
in a normal match, no
However, if the innings is cut short by rain then it could be an advantage because wickets down is factored into the D/L calculation
>>69153506
>Trash player otherwise.
No he is a good pyjama player, just being used in the wrong role. Morgan made his name batting @ 7 and playing as a finisher. Now he is batting @ 4 and being used as a top-order bat which isnt a suitable role for him
problem is England already have a great finisher in Buttlel so they don't really need him in that role anymore. He is essentially redundant.
>>69153506
he's our best white ball batter and they insist on batting him at 6, it's dumb. no other country would do that, yet for some reason we are still strangely set in the way of having a 'finisher' when we have someone at 4 who they deem a 'top order batsman' who isn't scoring runs. he got a hundred last year against new zealand sure, but he hasn't scored 50 for england in 20 innings now
>>69153459
Not really, unless your at the bottom of the batting order. But Root could have saved the ridiculous swinging for the last few balls.
>>69153641
there was 5 balls left with plunkett willey and jordan left to come in, no point just nudging it around
>>69153591
>>69153601
They just need to swap the order then.
Don't know if Buttler could survive at 4 in the long run because he's essentially a meme player.
Just woke up lads haha
>>69153852
haha you absolute madman
>>69153784
he can bat proper innings as shown in the first match, no meme swinging 90 off 90 balls with good running. would you prefer to bowl to buttler or morgan? that's the question you should be asking not trusting some australian's (worst posters on /cric/) opinion
there's no way sri lanka will win this, is there?
>>69154199
90% chance of Englel win from here
SL only hope is if Chandimeme delivers meme magic. He has done it literally once but that was in Test cricket anyway
>>69154113
>he can bat proper innings as shown in the first match, no meme swinging 90 off 90 balls with good running.
That was under pressure due to a top order collapse. He's a good player and should be sent out at 4 in the later overs but he's doing a good job now so there's no need to change anything.
>would you prefer to bowl to buttler or morgan?
Of course Morgan, I haven't seen him play a decent knock in a while.
p e r e r a
Anyone watching the niggr t20?
It's on Dave lads
Proper lad tv
Why do the Sri Lankans have fake European names?Like typical European names spelt slightly wrong?Mathews, Perera, Mendis, etc.It's like going on holiday to Mallorca and finding a pack of Bu-Gi-Oh! cards at the market.
>>69154652
hasn't even started yet
>>69154661
colonialism presumably
Also lads, I'm deciding between watching Surrey play meme20 and going for the Lord's tour.
I'll only have time for one so which one will be worth it?
>>69154652
I was kinda hyped for it but then I realised they don't even show it live, it's just a replay from the match the night before.
>surprised that there's a rerun on dave
k
>>69154412
>'good job now but there's no need to change anything'
he's shown the temprament and ability to bat higher up. imagine a universe where AB was put down the order and did well finishing there, would you say it was a good idea to keep him there 'because he was doing a job job'? the idea of putting him up the order is so he faces more balls, meaning he can do more damage. it's dumb to have someone not scoring runs ahead of someone who can win you games single handedly
>>69154887
Well they had live boxing the other week, and they were billing it as exclusive coverage of the CPL and shit, they never mentioned at all it was just a replay.
>>69154930
>they never mentioned at all it was just a replay
probably because most people won't even notice
>>69154838
Why didn't BT Sports retain the rights?Must have pulled in shit ratings.Maybe they're not interested in Cricket anymore?
>>69155009
Probably shit ratings, although, I have BT sport and never once saw them advertising it or being broadcasted, all they hype up is Football and Rugby, and their ESPN channel.
>>69155104
I remember the advert quite clearly, they had some Caribbean nigger talking on the advert, something like "and don't forget your boy is here too(*camera cuts to KP, as if we consider that Boer "one of us")".
>>69154833
>>69154833
>>69154833
Please respond lads
>watching cricket
>when the TdF is on
kys
>>69155392
I've never been on a Lord's tour so can't comment, but you can't go wrong for a cricket match in London for £25.
>>69155438
Thanks lad, just booked the ticket.
guys i don't want this ride to end....
>le fast medium small nigger of good yorkers and literally nothing else
>picking him in non meme20 cricket
nice one lads
there's something in my pants for you to ride
>>69111031
Yeah that ball is going straight to third man tb h
ARD or ZDF today? Can someone please post the livestream?
>>69157757
apologize first
>>69157853
I'm sorry.
>>69157871
good good. hope you learned something
http://www.daserste.de/live/index.html
I watched Mills play against Kent, he could be an absolute weapon for England tbqh
>>69157941
thanks for the link and thanks for the lesson
>>69158315
it's fine lad, just don't do it again
i'm glad this shitty tournament will be over in a week desu
>>69158712
why?
>>69158876
/sp/ is shittier than usual and almost everyone in real irl life thinks they're a football expert at the atm moment
>>69158977
>in real irl life
>>69158977
Summers are usually so comfy with Wimbledon, cricket and TDF. The football is a bit much.
>>69159348
yeah, i think i kinda needed a break from football. that's probably why i've hardly watched any euro games
jesus fuck this fucking game. cant stop playing. highscore is 2820
>>69159791
What game?
>>69159791
http://2048game.com/de/
>>69158977
flags ruined it
>>69159853
i know
>>69159387
test
>>69159791
3828 2nd try desu
>>69160202
i dont believe you
>tfw /bundes/ already forgot about Caro
>>69160532
3rd try
>>69160957
fucking how
i got 1684
>>69161041
mhmhm i dunno just do a bith thinking i guess
