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Previous thread: >>69082352
News:
>Joanna Jedrzejczyk wants WFW division
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-strawweight-champion-joanna-jedrzejczyk-calls-for-new-flyweight-division
>Means-Strickland added to UFC 202
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/30/12071460/tim-means-to-face-sean-strickland-at-ufc-202
>RIZIN CEO wants to wake up Japanese market
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/rizin-boss-nobuyuki-sakakibara-says-new-new-hero-needed-to-wake-up-sleeping-japanese-market
1st for CM Punk
Shaub is god
artem
>>69104320
>Peru
how are you so quick
>>69104330
Damn it I double goofed.
schaub=faggot
>>69104339
baby is clearly repulsed by her eyebrows
>>69104354
schaub is heem
no
>yfw this happens at UFC 200
>>69104385
lol that webm summarizes schaubs entire life, who /hatesSchaubwithapassion/here
>>69104363
Does she even have eyebrows? It looks like she just drew em.
ORDER 66
Its time for your threadly lesson in PR from the PREMIER MINDS of MMA media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSgxSsVlaZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSgxSsVlaZg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSgxSsVlaZg
>>69104489
>alpha cucks
kek
Is UFC 200 gonna be a borefest?
>July 9th, Jon. I'm going to wax your fucking candle, Jon.
>>69104524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VqoKVwWQUP
>>69104535
no
post the fights you're most interested in
>DC-Jones
>Sanchez-Lauzon
>Aldo-Edgar
>Mousasi-Santos
>>69104600
Aldo - Edgar 2
Brock - Hunt
Miller - Gomi
DANCE WITH ME JON
>>69104311
>Means-Strickland added to UFC 202
Can Strickland crack top 10 at WW?
What in the fuck. Is this what /heem/ acctually has come to? 20 replies into a new thread with exact same bullshit as in previous thread?
>1st
>shaub
>DC coming for dat dick
This is literally cancer. Get cucked heem.
>>69104746
This has literally always been /heem/, paddy.
Go Away.
>>69104746
This is typical in the beginning and ends of threads, before discussion starts and near the end of the thread, particularly after something happens that's related to a meme
All the DC posting recently in the last thread and at the start of this thread is because of the UFC 200 press conference
>>69104600
Daniel Cormier vs Jon Jones
Brock Lesnar vs Mark Hunt
José Aldo vs Frankie Edgar
Cain Velasquez vs Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs Kelvin Gastelum
T.J. Dillashaw vs Raphael Assunção
Diego Sanchez vs Joe Lauzon
Gegard Mousasi vs Thiago Santos
Jim Miller vs Takanori Gomi
Somewhat interested in the Sage fight. Could not care less for the WMMA fights.
>>69104746
>I take a Chinese cartoons website this seriously
Kill yourself Conor
>>69104786
Not. Summerboy.
I remember when there was no Irish people on /heem/. Good times. Then one McGregor-spammer came along.
>>69104862
Yeah lmao @ that mcgregor spamming goof
Whatever happened to him?
>>69104862
Who said im Irish, Hans.
>>69104746
Do you want to talk about his shookness for the 100 time
>>69104936
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
>>69104921
I wasn't necessarily talking about you lad.
>>69104895
No either, I think he either left or decided it was more fun to fit in. Maybe he's here, in this very thread
posting
right
now
...
>Eugene, you're alpha cuck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wTni9wYZmH
Casual here. What does heem mean ?
Thanks.
>>69105048
Hardboiled
Eggs
Every
Morning
>>69105019
>We should have a special "If I Did It- Cuckold Edition"
The madman
How would Michael Chandler do in the UFC? I could see him being top 10, but not top 5.
GSP wants an easy superfight with Bisping but never had the balls to fight Silva
>>69105048
horribly
exciting
excellent
memes
>>69105137
he is about Eddie Alvarez level, wouldn't be surprised to see him as top 5
>>69105149
Jacare mentioned that when talking about the possibility of that fight happening
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/30/12060888/jacare-souza-calls-george-st-pierre-a-chicken-vows-to-break-his-neck
>>69105189
he's right, he wants the easiest fight in the division, he wants miguel bisping
>>69105137
>shit quality
>cuts off before the backflips
Nice webm m8
>you will never analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the MMA world and beyond
just heem me now
>>69104559
he would try to suck his dick. what a bitch nigger
>>69105178
How did Alvarez even end up the #2 contender in LW?
He's had 3 fights in the UFC - A loss to Donald Cerrone, a win over Gilbert Melendez, and a very controversial split decision win over Anthony Pettis
It's not bad, but it certainly isn't worth a title shot.
CANDLES
A
N
D
L
E
S
>>69105178
He actually beat Eddie once, which actually made Eddie improve a lot.
Chandler is a stud, much better than will brookins
>>69104688
fat monkey
>>69105273
the win over Gil was pretty close as well, I thought Gil fucked him up, but lost because less volume. But to be fair, who else is there? Except the always injured or fasting Khabib
>>69104311
Hunt by knockout round 1
>>69105273
Then who else gets a title shot right now?
Eddie beat the two formerly #1 guys in the world. One was even roided to the gills.
>>69105301
>>69105323
Tony Ferguson, Cerrone, anyone in the top 5 is more deserving than him right now imo
I would even give Barbosa a title shot over him
Imagine getting BTFO over a potato
Who are the most talented youngster in each division? Top 10s are mostly filled with old dudes reaching or over 30 it seems these days
>>69105371
erik silva
>>69105356
Cerrone was dusted by RDA in December and Barboza was Tony's biggest win to date
>>69105356
Cerrone just got fucked up by RdA, you really think getting annhilated within two minutes for the second time gest him a rematch? Barbosa was coming off a loss against Ferguson when the match was announced.
I agree that Tony would've been more deserving though.
>>69105429
I'd argue Thomson is a better win than Barboza.
>you now remember Schaubposting
VIA F4W aka Meltzers website
>Per sources within the UFC we can confirm Johnny "Money" Manziel is in talks to work with the company in some manner. Many are saying it could possibly be for one or two fights leading to a role in analysis,ambassador, or producer. Many within the company say he may get a "Walker" treatment. A reference to all star athlete Herschel Walker. Where he would be billed as freak athlete that transcends time and space with unstoppable power. As many know the relationship between Dana White and Manziel is a close one. And Dana wants to help Manziel in any way he can as he is going through turbulent times.
>>69105371
Holloway's gonna be a champion in a year if they give him the shot
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>>69105371
barberena, the meme slayer, the odds master
>>69105371
won't do every single division
>BW
Garbrandt-Almedia was a fight to determine the hottest prospect
>WW
Formerly Tom Breese, but he lost to Strickland
Strickland is 25, so I guess he can take Breese's place
>FW
obviously Holloway
>FLW
maybe Nguyen
>>69105371
Garbrandt is going places 2bh lads
>>69084619
my main desu, soz lad
is there actually any rule against dick sucking?
like what if DC rips off jones' shorts and starts sucking him off
Would DC win by KO if jones passed out from the orgasm of his life?
>>69105137
how can a guy who is not even in the UFC ever be good in the UFC?
>>69105476
When will the tattoo sleeve meme die?
post yfw Woodley gets flash ko'd withing 30seconds and UFC knows they fucked up making the fight
>>69106001
Of course dick sucking isn't allowed you retard.
Otherwise, you'd be the p4p goat.
>>69106001
I think dick sucking is a dq depending on the ref but not totally sure
Herb " I'm smoking green " Dean would love to see some of this action imo
theres not enough gay fan fiction on heem to be quite honest f a m
>>69105495
Holloway's stuck in a really weird position right now. He's obviously deserved a title shot for a while now but he's stuck behind two people that deserve it more. Aldo was the first and only UFC FW champion, with 7 defenses and a 10 year unbroken win streak. Meanwhile, Edgar is a former LW champion with tons of impressive wins on his record. It's likely that the UFC will match Holloway up with the loser of Aldo/Edgar to decide the next contender after the winner, which I think is bullshit.
>>69106135
the UFC would love that
>>69105356
>he bought into the ferguson meme
The dude is a scrub, gatekeeper at best.
>>69106246
>the UFC would love that
literally how
>>69106285
Setups LAWLER vs wonderboy immediately.
>>69106285
flash KO win for one of their most popular champs, setting him up for a match with Wonderboy sometimes soon.
PREMIER
>>69106364
Stop shilling this shit.
Advertising is not allowed on 4chan.
>>69106283
What the fuck are you talking about, he beat the shit out of josh thompson and drowned barboza. He might not ever be the champion but he's certainly a legitimate contender.
>>69106240
Totally agree and that shit is happening because of McGregor bullshit matches,instead of making him defend his belt
I have a feeling though that they are saving Holloway's hype and streak for a rematch with Goober,after he finally loses his belt against Edgar or Aldo
>>69105048
HEEM SLEEPY
>>69106385
I'm not advertising dummy, perhaps if you weren't such a tasteless fuck you'd actually enjoy the premier minds of MMA goofin on their show
>>69106240
strange times for the feddaweight division
i think the ufc will wait until diaz/mcgregor II is settled, see whether conor can make the cut again or not, and who is most likely to face max for the undisputed non-interim-at-all belt.
it's a fun year for 145 though, holloway should fight conor by the end of 2016 desu.
3 Max Holloway
4 Chad Mendes
5 Ricardo Lamas
6 Cub Swanson
7 Charles Oliveira
8 Jeremy Stephens
9 Dennis Bermudez
10 Brian Ortega
>>69104311
Good to hear Tim memes is back
>>69106414
I already do enjoy the premier minds of MMA
When does Bisping defend his belt, MW is fucking STACKED
>>69106285
goon
>>69106149
non-UFC people don't do well when they get in the UFC
>>69106440
Callen would heem you
>>69104311
>http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/rizin-boss-nobuyuki-sakakibara-says-new-new-hero-needed-to-wake-up-sleeping-japanese-market
Once matches were no longer fixed, there were no more Japanese stars.
I think the market is permanently embarrassed, not sleeping.
>>69106418
which reminds me, what if mendes vs ortega? too soon? stephens vs ortega? i want ortega to fight a serious dude
>>69106393
>josh Thomson
>barboza
That's literally gatekeeper tier
Not to mention he was getting destroyed on the feet by barboza and had a war with a way past his prime josh Thomson
>>69106430
He doesn't, realistically. Weidman, and Jacare both match up with him horrifically, Rockhold won't make the same mistake twice, and the UFC won't allow a meme match up like him and hendo or him and GSP considering all the contenders that are waiting.
anyone watching the 200 greatest ufc fighters on fs1? pretty good show
>>69106516
I'd say Jacare is actually a decent matchup for Bisping
If he can defend the takedown he can probably get a decision or even KO of Jacare
Maybe early weigh-in Bisping has stone hands
>>69106516
An honest brit you are
hey guys im gunna make some shitty ms paint memes for the press conference
/heem/, why was your candle out?
>>69106516
the meme match of all time, most anticipated, long awaited of our lives, is georges the spider saint pierre vs anderson rush silva
and everybody knows that
GSP VS SILVA IS THE FIGHT TO MAKE FOR UFC 200
U KNOW IT
DANA KNOWS IT
>>69106596
202
>>69106472
>he was getting destroyed on the feet by barboza
In the first round sure but that seems pretty obvious considering Barboza is a meme striker with no other weapons (but still easily the best striker in the division), after that he drowned him using his cardio and choked him the fuck out. And you obviously haven't seen the Josh fight, he beat the living shit out of him and cut him to rippons with Josh barely hanging on without getting finished, and josh had come off a split decision loss to Benson a year and a half earlier. Tony might lose to RDA, Khabib or cowboy, other than that he beats everyone.
>>69106543
I get what you mean but i just can't see bisping not getting taken down considering how insanely strong jacare is. Maybe not, he won a round or two against tim kennedy and defended the takedown then. I was thinking more about weidman though desu.
I need some double leg takedown webms/gifs
>>69106617
You're delusional mate
ferguson is gritty and tough, but that only gets you so far in the UFC
Beating barboza isn't a big accomplishment, especially on the ground
Nor is Josh Thomson a big win.
Ferguson loses to rda, khabib, Nate, Eddie, cowboy, Pettis, Johnson (who already beat him), poirier, and dariush
He probably would've beat chiesa, but he loses to everyone else in the top ten.
He's just not technical enough mate.
Don't get me wrong he could put on some exciting fights with those Gus and he's fun to watch, but he's just not a contender mate.
>>69105048
his
erection
enters
me
>>69106516
>roidman and pedacre beating Bisping in the USADA era
>>69106767
>He's just not technical enough mate.
You don't know what you're talking about. His striking is very technical, he uses his insane reach very well and throws elbows out of nowhere than are incredibly hard to replicate in training. And you;re the one that's delusional if you think he's not going to get far and he's not a contender, he's on a 7 fight win streak in the most talented division and the number two contender.
>>69106759
so ur gay?
>>69106767
I think you'd be surprised
>RDA, Khabib
Definitely
>Nate
That'd be a real interesting matchup on the ground which I'd anticipate Tony to take it there, he has very good jiu jitsu and I can see him grind out a decision
>Eddie
Depends if it's a 3 or 5 round fight, I see Tony winning the 5 rounder
>Cowboy
Probably
>Pettis
Not new Pettis at least, Tony would wrestlefuck him and probably break right through Pettis' guard
>Johnson (who already beat him)
That was a while back, would be a fun fight to see again though, I think Tony wins the rematch
>Poirer
Dependent on 3 or 5 rounds, I can see that one going either way
>Dariush
I'd give that 50/50. Dariush hasn't been all that impressive recently
>>69106759
>>69106898
Tj can beat Cruz, it's a 50/50 when they fight
Why does Dominick Cruz fight like Jack Nicholson in The Shining™?
>yfw 2016 could theoretically end with Michael Bisping, Brock Lesnar, and Anthony Johnson as champions
khabib would have literally killed tony ferguson. tony knew this so he bitched out at the last minute
>>69106759
>>69106759
>>69106833
He does have good ko power and some unorthodox striking.
But it's not technical, as evidenced by the barboza fight.
He made his name beating UFC tuf rejects.
His best wins are Thomson and barboza
That doesn't make you a contender and his #2 ranking is undeserved.
I really like ferguson and have always enjoyed watching him fight, even after he was a huge douche on tuf.
He's just not a contender m8, and will obviously never get the title.
I don't even know what you're trying to argue at this point.
He unironically loses to most of the top 10z
>>69106898
i was way more impressed with TJs ability to immediatly get up from takedowns
>>69106933
I just want Khabib to fight Conor, Cerrone, and Nate before I die.
>>69106933
What got me is that after that he said Khabib was ducking him
>>69106884
Nate would fuck ferguson up everywhere.
He'd destroy them on the feet and the ground.
All the rest you agree with me that tony loses.
Alright I'm listening to this media call now
>>69106986
>First response from Brock is "I don't give a shit" regarding mandrama
Shud b gud
>>69106986
dont. nothing is really said. just cookie cutter shit. and the audio is shit as usual
>>69106986
>First question is asking Brock's opinion on others opinions
>first response on call is "I don't really give a shit"
There is only one Beast Incarnate
>>69106952
>But it's not technical
Spoken like someone who has never hit a pad in their life, and of course it didn't look technical next to barboza, he's literally one of the best strikers in all of mixed martial arts. By the way that fight was mostly won by tony on the feet, Babrboza literally became a panic wrestler because he was afraid of getting knocked out.
>>69106898
>>69106942
Nice man thanks
2016 confirmed worst fight year :
>extereme amounts of injuries and fight cancellations
>Bryan Jimbo vs. Truck
>Kombi Spice vs. Cardiac Arrest
>Vincenzo Fartito selling the UFC to some gooks
>Condor McGregory's fall from grace
Can it get any worse? ;-;
>>69106884
>Dariush hasn't looked all that impressive recently
He was also dominating the Chiesa fight standing up
He was handling himself on the ground in that fight until he got dumb and made a big mistake which let Chiesa take his back
>>69107027
>having to kick someone in the head on the ground to be able to win
tony is not elite
>>69107014
Brock is gold on this mate
Wish we had more conferences with him
>>69107085
>UFC 199
>UFC 196
>Paul Harris BTFO
>UFC 200 not far away
>that not enough to make 2016 the GOAT year of MMA
Heem yourself my man.
Anyone got the ferguson weightlifting webm he deleted?
DC rustled af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7-aeO0o9Nc&feature=youtu.be
>YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA LET YOU WHIP OUT YOUR CANDLE JON?
>>69107378
lmao
>>69107094
>dominating
First couple minutes yeah where he landed some nice powerful combos, then Chiesa started to get into the groove of things and Dariush's biggest strikes were some leg kicks (not that that's bad)
I only recall them going to the ground briefly in the first round, Chiesa is a very good grappler though
Dariush started to gas early on
>>69106983
You underestimate Tony's own grappling ability
>All the rest you agree with me that tony loses
Literally the exact opposite
Brock Lesnar.
>>69107085
Are you being serious?
>>69107027
Barboza completely outclassed tony on the feet.
Ferguson kept doing those dark souls rolls cause he didn't want to engage in the standup then hit barboza with a dirty cheap shot kick on the ground.
That's just desperation shit.
I liked ferguson's pressure, but he was just running into shots, and getting busted the fuck up.
Barboza even took him down easily, imagine him vs khabib. He was being sent to the slaughterhouse and ducked that fight immediately.
Ferguson pushed a wicked pace, gassed barboza, and sunk in a sub.
Good for him, fun to watch.
But he's not elite
>>69107449
Imagine being the first USADA tester to approach him. They probably pulled straws.
>>69107564
who is the current elite of the LW division?
>>69107423
If you think Tony's bjj is comparable to nate's you're crazy in your head man.
JON
I DO NOT LOVE YOU
I DON'T LOVE YOU JON
>>69107328
whats this candle bullshit
does dc think that a cokehead that parties is like a junkie that cant fight or smth
>>69107605
RDA, Khabib, and Alvarez
What if Brock heems Hunto?
>>69107605
Rda, khabib, Nate, Eddie, & cowboy
>>69107627
Seriously. Like Chuck wasn't partying even harder than Jones when he wore the belt. DC is a square.
I loved how cool and calm Jones was in the interview and how mad and loud DC was.
>>69107611
His grappling is very good, I wouldn't say he gets destroyed on the ground at all
http://www.strawpoll.me/10635022
>people unironically think Bork "Doesn't Know How To React To Strikes" Laser will win in his fight
>>69107632
Its par for the course when it comes to the HW division.
>>69107724
Why can't you just ask this in the thread?
>>69107760
I did
>>69107724
>strawpoll
who is the bo jackson of mma?
>im a white guy whos jacked, deal with it
why did he say "white guy"
>>69107820
Because he's white.
>>69107760
>>69107782
Strawpoll also lets lurkers say something though, so it's useful to that end
I get roughly 10 responses when using a strawpoll as compared to 2 or so when posting it in the thread
>>69107820
He's secretly black
>>69107845
Lurkers should man the fuck up before I knock them the fuck down
>>69107871
try it you gobby cunt
>>69107878
Bring it
Hey pussy, are you still there?
I never click strawpoll links just FYI
>>69107845
I cycle through a bunch of proxies and usually add 8-10 responses myself
>>69108013
I didn't think anyone did
>>69108013
You better start clicking real fucking soon unless you want a one way ticket to suplex city.
jon
>>69107665
It's good but it's not Nate Diaz tier.
http://webm.land/media/tmp/f0517028-a14e-4191-8cb8-b3ea7d933d55.webm
>>69108075
>Jon....
>>69108099
I'm cummin Jon
>>69108093
>Pretending Diaz is good
Holy shit, I now wish I rooted for McGregor.
Ferg and Nate both like being on bottom. So whoever is on bottom probably wins.
>>69108075
I just realized that's a Twinkie wrapper
>>69108093
enough 196er posting
>>69108130
This one is unwrapped Jon
>>69108121
What about that webm could've possibly made you want to root for Conor?
>tfw when you wanna screencap some dana white twitter banter but the entire conversation won't fit in the screen
>>69107552
Hunto will put an end to this guy
>mfw Conor gets humiliated again
>>69108188
Zoom out or just screencap the different parts and put it in one image
what went wrong?
>>69108228
Good suggestions.
>>69108093
>>69108093
>Nate punches Conor's head into the choke
Lmao
>>69108284
is dana fucking retarded, they actually released this ugly shit. they look like fucking aliens or apes or something, their hairlines are all fucked up
>>69108284
kek, jesus christ dana
That poster is better than the one they have now anyways
>>69108315
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>69108315
I refuse to belive that an official piece of UFC art. That is awful.
reminder that 4chan is an unstoppable monolith of meme magic and an integral part of internet culture
Holy shit the other posters on that blastedmma twitter account. This one is awful.
>>69106898
>>69106942
>>69106961
I don't think Dom cared how long he had him down. It was more to neutralize TJ's offense and make him more tentative.
Dom catches him completely square in the second GIF, that is a thing of beauty to counter TJ's shift-like approach (compared to Barao for example)
Whats with the DC wants to polish JJs candle meme?
>>69108505
This picture of Joe tho. Might become a new /heem/ staple
>>69108517
DC had some stupid angle on the conference call today about how Jon is much older than his real age because he's been burning the candle at both ends with his partying.
He stayed with this metaphor for like a full minute before Jon asked him what happened to his candle in the first fight.
Then he just kept egging him on with short candle questions.
http://webm.land/media/tmp/20859f5d-2469-49ef-95d1-a8231f91e3f9.webm
Is tj grant still brain damaged?
Remember when Alan Belcher fell directly into Palhares' leg lock nightmare, grappled out of it, then knocked his ass out?
Sucks about his injuries I would've liked to see Belcher go far. Was a fan since the Akiyama fight and thought he won it
>>69104826
>>69104786
>>69104771
>>69104765
God damn these shitposters got utterly BTFO by a 189er
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/burn+the+candle+at+both+ends
>>69108615
fixed.
>>69108522
>>69108615
Really made me think.
>>69108740
you need to make one for his nightmares/fears
>mountain lions
>>69108633
I too watched UFC 100 with HH commentary today.
>>69108792
>Schaub and gf 7
>7
Damn nigger is he your waifu?
Anyone want to stand and bang?
No defense, just trading shot for shot until someone goes down.
>>69108934
i banged ur mum
>>69108792
>>69108839
so sad to see a white man fall for the mestizo meme. might as well have married a sheboon.
>>69108980
You son of a bitch
Why does Daniel love Jon so much?
>>69109007
GUYS GUYS I REALLY DO NOT LOVE JON JONES
>>69108633
Great match and Alan Belcher has great technical grappling, People should study his match against Paul Harris on how to defend 50/50 guard
also love his youtube channel its either him or the guy's hes coaching always showing off cool stuff.
my personal fav is how to actually choke people with their own t-shirts
https://youtu.be/wlOg7AJBfbM
https://youtu.be/_Uhh3M91eAY
I can't wait for 200 to be over so all this DC shitposting will go away
>>69109072
Blame DC for feeding it
>>69109072
SUCC
U
C
C
>>69109072
but DC will win
>>69108823
I just pulled it up on a streaming site out of the blue for nostalgia. What is HH commentary and where are you talking about, fightpass?
>>69109051
Here's my shitty webm contribution. I should do each replay separately for better quality
Where is Italy?
I just watched the most fucked up movie about Italian culture and customs.
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0073650/
He needs to explain himself.
>>69109138
I honestly think it was Bisbing that ended Belcher's career early. If i remember right Bisbing kept on going for the eye gouge and was barely called for it, till the near end when Belcher couldn't continue, and that started the snow ball effect of being shelved with constant eye related injuries
>>69109177
It's an adaptation of Marquis DeSade's work of the same name applied to a "modern" Italian setting
>>69109241
>Marquis DeSade's
*de Sade
>>69109241
Yeah man modern italy is a fucked up place
They eat da poopoo
>>69109177
pure degeneracy. western civilization is already gone. we are living in its rotting corpse.
Brock
Does a fighter being from 'da mean streets' endear you to them?
If so, would you describe yourself as growing up under similar circumstances?
>>69109336
the source material came out in 1780
>>69109449
Conor's hairline began to recede and thin aggressively as a result of his equally aggressive steroid usage
He had his head shaved even before his RDA presser
Sorry to destroy your meme picture
>>69108505
are you fucking joking?
>>69109465
yeah it's old and rotting. we peaked in the 17th century.
>>69109465
coincides with a round of jew infestations
Is everyone watching the movie now?
Italy is fucked.
>>69109653
does it feature some fancy retro heems?
>>69109653
already saw it
can name 15 worse (in terms of subject matter) film off the top of my head
>>69109684
Yeah man, some fucked up permaheems.
>>69109697
Do it.
15, right now.
No googling.
You have one minute.
>>69109719
cannibal holocaust
bloody moon
deep red
driller killer
la Semana del asesino
ss experiment camp
nightmare (romano schcavolini)
rosso sangue
cannibal ferox
savage man savage beast
dolce e selvaggio
martyrs
hard candy
last house on the less
the house on the edge of the park
that took longer than a minute but fuck you i just saw this post anyway
i want to discuss a very important /heem/ conspiracy
i am of the firm belief that conor strokes his cock before weigh ins to get a semi so it looks bigger in front of his fans
the science behind this is that when you look at his supposed dong at weigh ins he's straight as an arrow and hard its not soft like a normal cock
debate me
>>69109800
last house on the left even
>>69109813
i believe you
>>69109813
gonna need some picture evidence and possibly that one track from the Matrix soundtrack.
>There's no easy way out for my kids, there gonna have to earn their keep, because too many kids these days, life's just too easy, life's in the palms of their hands, with their phones, everything's accessible, not in my house.
>I don't like gays. Write that down in your little notebook. I don't like gays.
Based af
How can anyone hate Bork?
>>69109813
kavanagh gives him a blowie before he walks out
>>69109854
Bork is legit so based, his "don't give a shit" response to every other question was pretty humourous
>>69109854
works in one of the most homo-erotic professions
>hates gays
won the genetic lottery and craps on about it every chance they have
>muh kids have to earn der keep on muh million dollar ranch
lol bork is gunna get heemed
>>69109844
>>69109849
>>69109871
thanks i thought i gave a pretty convincing case i look forward to diaz vs conor to further prove my claims
>>69109919
>lol bork is gunna get heemed
Bork is going to win and make it looks easy. He's a nightmare match up for Mark Hunt. If Bork loses I will leave /heem/ forever. I am that certain.
>>69109919
>genetic lottery
>>69109937
hunt has fought bigger meme wrestlers than bork the only thing that will win it for bork is a controversial tko via erb dean
>>69109941
Meanwhile the most prolific roider in MMA looks like this.
>>69109871
Lol I nearly spit out my coffee
>>69109937
The 5 years of rust and Lesnar's glass jaw versus Hunt's lead fists isn't going to have any effect on the fight, huh?
>>69109971
isnt he dead?
>>69109937
this
hunt can punch hard, but look at his record. his latest big win was against a washed up fat frank mir. carwin coudln't finish bork, why the fuck does hunt think he's going to make short work of a former champ natty god?
>>69110023
Brock will bulldoze hunt m8.
It'll be a worse beatdown than the one stipe gave him.
>>69110023
Lesnar doesn't have a glass jaw, if anything his chin is actually really good. He just doesn't react well to getting hit and has a tendency to back off real quick and turtle if he can't.
>>69109813
so connor Mcfluffer?
>>69109971
Unfortunately, you can't be racist on /heem/.
Enjoy your ban.
>>69110077
just wait for conor vs diaz 2 his cock will be straight as an arrow and sticking it diagonally in his briefs
>>69110044
Nope. Last I heard he was training with the Diaz brothers, showed up in the background of a 196 embedded.
watching strike force
>phil baroni
is commentating fucking awesome
Hunt will test Brock with feints, if does not read them, he will get heemed. If Hunt can get him to react to feints, Hunt will use Brock's reactions to heem him.
>>69110100
Based
>>69110203
people don't know about how smart hunt is
with his adjustments and making educated guesses where someones chin will be at the end of a combo
I jacked a white boy, Jon, deal with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otjxxDad6vM#t=273
>being farmed by prime hunto in early cs
>>69109813
I'd agree that mcgoober is a closet homosex
whos the best asian fighter right now
>>69110399
TKZ
>>69110399
Robbie Lawler
>>69110399
Doo Ho Choi
This true lads?
>>69110456
I don't really buy it.
Hunt walks off because it's an easier way of getting the fight stopped.
Other fighters have tried it too, like Anderson vs bisping.
That narrative just sounds like a cool after-thought.
>>69110456
>Maori's raping their kids
Yeah, seems legit
>>69110456
I belieb it but I always figured it was due to his K1 background personally
>>69110492
Yeah drop someone and walk off.
The Mir fight is a perfect example.
Early stoppage.
>>69110492
this
i think he walks away because if he lands half power hammer blows on a guy he can recover
where as if he just walks away and the dude cant get up the ref will stop the fight
no disrespect to marks troubled past though
>>69110503
>when your dad is Jake the Muss AND Uncle Bully
>>69110509
>due to his K1 background personally
Same, you wanna go to corner straight away so ref gets on with count.
>>69110456
Yea did anyone check this that actually read the book
>>69110519
>Early stoppage.
>>69110492
Yeah. I realized it in the Nelson fight. When Roy went down he still could've gone. But the ref sees a guy walking away,the people yelling,the adrenaline going and they call it early. Kinda like in the Gomi/Lauzon fight. Don't let fighters ref their own fights.
>>69110532
Doubt anyone here read it when it seems most of us don't even buy the PPVs, let alone books.
>>69110532
only nerds read
>>69108441
Let alone the poster to their biggest show ever. It's pathetic that they haven't even made a new one since Lesnar
>>69110555
Trips of truth
>>69110532
i was too busy reading my 360 view of the ufc by bruce buffer
>billed as Lesnar vs Hunt for Aus
lol
>>69108315
>built for combat
>>69110593
Should be billed like that everywhere
Like anyone really gives a fuck about Cormier and Jones
>>69110612
I do, that fight is way more important than a one off spectacle like Hunt/Lesnar
from what i have seen on mark hunts facebook you better put your money on bork lads
>I don't
>I don't love you jon
>>69110593
>>69110612
Should be billed UFC 200: The Lesnaring starring Brock "Brock Lesnar" Lesnar
Lesnar vs hunt is a freak show fight
I thought you guys hated freak show fights and the UFC was above that?
>>69110680
Hunt is a career fighter and Brock was the fucking heavyweight champ.
How is that freak show?
>>69110680
There's that term again.
Freakshow fights are shit like Hong Man Choi vs Jose Canseco or Genki Sudo vs Butterbean dude, not just old fellas coming back for a ratings/buys boost.
>>69110680
CM Punk is a freakshow fight
Lesnar is a former champ V a great current heavyweight
Huge diff
Are there people who actually believe Brock is natty?
>>69110698
It's a wwe wrestler beast of a man coming in for a one off vs a fat cunt knockout artist from Australia.
Just look at the physical match up of the two.
>>69110726
can't imagine considering his genetics that he'd be this small if he regularly juiced
legitimately worried for the mental state of the people who think that any of this talk would matter pre-USADA tho tbqh
>>69110726
Brock is a white boy who is jacked.
Deal with it.
>>69110740
>>69110742
>>69110755
Do you also believe brock is the only person on the planet to achieve that kind of physique without steroids?
>>69110761
I can't make heads or tails of this.
>>69110726
I used to, but don't anymore. I also believed Ubereem was natty and actively defended him on message boards and comment threads.
>>69110790
anyone with the most basic understanding of health and fitness should realise it
>>69110787
I don't see what's so impressive other than his frame
You can't alter frame with steroids
Brock Lesnar is my favorite fighter, the first MMA event I watched was UFC 81 with my brother (who is also a pro-wrestling fan) and my father.
I've been hooked on the sport ever since.
>>69110787
brock was a munster even in high school
he got stopped coming across the canadian border with a massive amount of supplements and it turned out to be all legal shit like creatine
i dont doubt that he's juiced for wwe shit but i also believe he has one of the sickest work ethics on this planet when it comes to his craft
>>69110810
I have a basic understanding of health and fitness and I'm sure Brock is natty
USADA will have to prove me wrong, not some random self righteous australian
>>69110593
The posters at my local pubs are all just Jones vs Cormier boring hazy yellow shit
>>69110846
>USADA
You're a fucking retard.
punk will sub gall in the first
cap this
>>69104446
You wanna slapbox retard?
>>69110876
only if it's a work
>>69110881
gall is overrated, punk is better trained
Is the press call worth listening to?
Has anyone seen the Jimmy Kimmel skit where they try to ban punches and kicks from the UFC?
It's fucking hilarious.
>>69110790
bahahahhahahahahaha
considering the transformation he went through in pride i'm sorry but he put on so much muscle and kept it on during intense training
lol
>>69110886
demian maia was there
>>69110876
this punk has being working on subs since gall was a babe
he just never allowed his sensei give him his annoited belts as he progressed
people will sleep on cm's subs and pay the price and when he puts it all together well you better watch out
punk wins when dana tosses a steel chair into the octagon
cap this
>>69110906
Where? I saw them talk with Cowboy, Faber, Bisping, Dana, and Rockhold.
Lmao at all these cucks getting worked up over a jacked white boy
He's a natty white boy and he's jacked
Deal with it
>>69110886
I liked it, especially Bisping and Dana's serious reactions to it
And this
Anyone watch the most recent TUF episode?
The blonde qt did well
>Hendo vs Bisbong for MW title
>GSP vs winner of Lawler/Tyrone on the same card
>Hendo heems Bisbing in even more spectacular fashion than before
>GSP wins decison over Lawler/Tyrone
>Hendo fights GSP in both of their retirement fights for the MW and WW title
>Hendo heems GSP in the first, retires, flies away on an eagle.
>mfw
>>69110959
She did really well on the ground, I think Tatiana wins the whole thing though
On a related note, you could almost see Amanda Cooper's asshole during the fight
>>69110948
Luke is so fucking aesthetic.
>>69110970
We get it, you watch mandrama.
>>69110959
For England, James
>>69110959
she looked pretty hot in weight-cutting death throes mode
better than when they show her on the interviews
>>69110948
Just in case you dipshits didnt know
>>69111003
I hope she poses nude for something before she gets too old
Have an amateur heem, boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAHLVAJzj2A
>>69111076
What a surprise, he's black
>>69111096
>white guy suckerpunching someone
>wow what an asshole
>black guy suckerpunching someone
>fucking niggers
>>69111076
the internet has made me more racist than I ever could have imagined
>>69110846
>I'm sure Brock is natty
>>69111112
wh-what if it were an asian guy suckerpunching someone
>>69111173
dishonorabru 2bh
>>69110868
good counter argument, really shows you have a basic understanding of health and fitness, maybe even more than basic
>>69111076
DeQuan finna spend the rest of his life in prison
Jon jones is gonna destroy dc again, because he's an actual athlete. As in, he could easily make it as a football player or somethin. He may be the only person in the ufc that's like that too
I mean fuck, if the ufc paid like the nfl/nba we'd get shit like lebron vs gronk. The real born athletes are all doin other high paying shit
He's a meme now but goddamn, what if prime herschel walker was in the ufc he'd fuck shit up. I dunno heem I'm tired
>>69111562
stfu goofball
Did you guys know Yves Edwards had 66 pro mma fights?
http://webm.land/media/tmp/f495cb00-e9dc-4d76-b3a8-3065aef4c5dc.webm
>>69111562
DC was in the Olympics bro
>>69111500
First thing i noticed is the chick being the same height as him. So right off the bat >manlets
Then I noticed he's black but not realllly black so secondly >mulattos
Then the white dude is on a skateboard and they have beef of some kind? No real nigga has beef with a stonerplanking geek, so therefore >cornball
>>69111659
Cause dc is 5'8 what the hell else is he supposed to do. Better lower center of gravity his manlet ass to a gold medal. I'm talkin about the prime guys. Russell westbrook could be the greatest 205er of all time of he wasn't playing basketball.
But noo we get cm punk
Can they fix the Oak- Las Vegas Raiders?
>>69111657
http://webm.land/media/tmp/4253dadc-979b-47af-a07f-a21bf214199b.webm
>>69110885
I really don't give a s@#$
>>69111756
raiders aint broke, well they aren't getting enough unnecessary roughness calls for my liking
>>69111723
lol pussy as ape hoop players could be good at mma lol
there things that seperate fighters from athletes and its toughness
do really think that pussy ass fagget lebron could make it as a fighter
he isn't mentally equipped to handle pain or any kind of adversity
i'm glad we don't get pure athletes trying to be fighters
>>69107632
Not surprising cause Hunt is a can with a 12-10 record.
AY YOU HAVE BEEN BURNING THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS
>>69111837
Where was your candle when we fought?
>>69109919
Heem yourself you little twink.
>>69106159
Kek nice bantz check these trips
Brock by submission.
>>69111819
If they trained all their lives to fight like they have for basketball and football, who can say. When you see gronk's natural build and then look at hunt or Velasquez that shit should make you think nissed opportunity
>>69109800
how is hard candy worse than salo? i've not seen any of the others besides cannibal holocaust but if hard candy is on your list or movies worse than salo the list is probably bullshit.
>>69111819
You seem like you'd say the same things about Mayweather.
Do you think Brock hits his kids?
>>69111766
Left look Larry'd
http://webm.land/media/tmp/8d20fd52-2c91-4273-b1d8-9824ab4d8ac6.webm
>>69111863
>>69111932
boxing has been around for 100 years and you can make good money out of it why didn't lepussy or this gronk fagget with the perfect physique choose boxing?
>>69111955 what has mayweather got to do with anything we saw what canelo did to that paki and mayweather faced like a man
it doesn't matter about skin colour or size some men just aren't fighters and lebron despite his athleticism is not a fighter
in fact lebron couldn't even play a real contact sport like nfl or rugby he cant handle that level of physical contact
some men a pussies despite how big they are
>>69111891
Praise Schaub and ye shall receive
>>69111982
Brock looks surprisingly chill to me .
>>69111986
If it hasn't got sound and is under 3mb why the fuck are you posting links to webms you weirdo?
>>69111991
are you a pussy?
qt cam
>>69112008
>uploading illegal content on 4chan
It's 2016 bro come on
You can repost them if you want bro, take my (you)'s
http://webm.land/media/tmp/e870a7d2-8303-42ae-92d9-892d33ab9ae8.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/7125d9e9-542c-45b6-9e85-053c115a1036.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/9ad60b14-a705-4145-9f56-1b3b59220e8c.webm
>>69112047
no, are you?
>>69106418
My boy Yair Memeriguez will heem all those scrubs
>>69112086
i post on 4chan just like you
what do you think?
RIP
http://webm.land/media/tmp/4f09c89e-2a45-4802-997a-856c3e698d58.webm
>it's s Kim Winslow refs a heavyweight fight edition
>>69110948
poor guy
>>69110948
oh my god
ROSE "THE RIVETER" NAMAJUMAS
>>69110948
>>69111061
delete this
>>69110948
Can someone post the webm of that chick getting Rockhold in a guillotine and not letting go?
Anyone got the webm of Goldie trying to say Joanna yungjaycheck?
>joe if you don't give me back my coke i swear to fucking god i'll kill you
You now remember Ronda Rousey.
>>69112347
I wonder what it's like for it to be THAT easy
>Sweet Jesus if I don't get my adderall fix I swear I will slap somebody
>>69112365
>when Miguel has the last Adderall
>>69112393
>>>soc for your selfie posting needs
>>69112410
what the fuck did you just say about me?
>>69112424
>slow claps
>steps out of the shadows
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>when you have no idea whats going on and you have to give BJ Penn's introdcution
>>69112441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukCPOzq43Rs
>>69112450
>when your coke guy is dry but you're still fiending so you snort whatever joe has in his bag
>when your face goes numb and Joe Rogan just reminded you that your wife is actually Japanese
>>69108282
>tfw no red panties night
>>69111500
>16 year old needing brass knuckles to sucker punch a 12 year old
Americans desu
>>69112004
Wouldn't his first son be around 12 now?
Does anyone have pics of his kids?
>>69112585
I'd massage her vagina with my penis, if you know what I mean.
post yfw hendo heems britbong again then heems GSP and moves to LHW and heems JBJ then retires.
>>69112677
>roidhead hendo beating natty GOAT in USADA era
>ppl believe in the rda meme
http://webm.land/media/tmp/9ad6314d-2c96-4f55-b355-31d111769f0d.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/8f482a3c-0bcb-493a-952d-858c1dfc5751.webm
>>69112675
Stop all the sexual talk pillar.
>>69112701
"A man who lives in a a glass house shouldn't throw stones"
>Hendo beats Bisping
>retires as champ
>vacates belt
>Dana schedules a ladder match for the title
>Anderson vs Bisping vs Luke vs Jacare vs Chris
Who takes it?
>>69112347
What do you think Rockold was thinking here while she was keeping him in her guard?
>>69112729
BisKing is the cleanest fighter in the UFC and is basically undefeated. All his "losses" were at the hands of drugs cheats and they should be over-turned to DQs.
>>69112777
>le volume decision man
nO
>>69112788
Literally just KO'd the middle weight UFC champion off 2 weeks notice.
>>69112777
> All his "losses" were at the hands of drugs cheats
>Tim Kennedy
>on Roids
are you havin a laugh m8
who /5%/ here
>>69112808
right here, rich bless
>>69112808
Right here, God dammit
>>69112807
>tim kennedy
>not on roids
he is on more gear than rich piana
>>69112808
What's up god dammit
you now remember Johny"fat fuck" Hendricks unironically named his child Rigg
>>69112831
wtf man those tits
>>69112823
wewlad
Tim Kennedy is the cleanest fghter in the history of the UFC
>>69112823
No, he's not. He's a white boy and he's jacked. Get over it.
you now remember Tito Ortiz
>tfw shitposting on /heem/ at 5AM
>>69112823
hes a white boy and hes jacked, deal with it
>>69112880
I hate what I've become.
>>69112880
>meme time zones
>>69112823
get over it he's a jakked white boi, also are you seriously implying tim "the greatest human since jesus christ" kennedy is on the gas?
You now remember Gabriel "napao" Gonzaga
>>69112880
it's not 5 for another hour ya fuckin dummy
>>69112802
After what, three decisions two of which were controversial?
>>69112847
How many people do you think Tim has killed?
How the heck Nate got higher odds than Conor? I bet my house, my wife and my dog for Nates win now. GG.
>>69112917
Directly i'd bet in the low hundreds, apparently he's responsible for killing lots of high level al qaeda and taliban members
>>69112424
i said you're a little manlet bitch Richie
>>69112908
It is on the best coast
AAAAAAAHHHHHH
ARTEM SAVE ME
>>69112963
what the fuuuck...fuckin monster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3se2qrmerY
>>69112963
>That gut
>>69112910
16 career KOs and 55% KO ratio
>>69112585
She and Caraway are bearding for each other
Miesha Tate and Ronda Rousey are on and off again lesbian lovers
Luke Rockhold is gay
Conor McGregor is gay
Dominick Cruz is gay
Paige Sletten enjoys anal
Mike Goldberg and Mark Hunt are notoriously and extremely homophobic
Bush did 9/11, 9/11 was perpetrated by people in our government
>>69106393
>drowned Barboza
Ferguson was getting the shit kicked out of him against Barboza and only won because of his chin and toughness. He is a meme.
>>69113025
"""KOs""""
You are one sad bandwagoner
>>69113025
10 of his 19 UFC wins are by KO/TKO, one of which was a TKO via arm injury. The other 9 are boring decisions that are mostly controversial wins he didn't deserve.
>>69113046
and only won because of the illegal kick*.
>>69113068
Upset your uniformed opinion is at odds with objective facts, thats sad.
>>69113007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S8SY4BhK4s#t=125
BITCHSLAP
>>69112963
leave the manlets to me martyn
>>69113102
>Americano heemposter vs kickboxer whos protecting hes girlfriend
Daily reminder to spit in your roommates face and throw him through a glass door.
>>69113120
that guy on the left is dutch
>>69113102
>#t=125
why did you do this I missed the foight
I DONT LOVE YOU JON
>>69110500
what fight is this? And what happenend to that guy? Did he died?
>>69113149
What fight? Normal sized human being just beat Rich Piano sized weirdo.
>>69112847
How many people do you think Tim has killed?
>>69113139
Why are Europeans so tall?
NEW >>69113253
NEW >>69113253
>>69113255
Is that Gustafson on the left? I didnt know that mountain was a manlet.
>>69113255
reminder conan is 5'11"
heeming this thread
with
survivors
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