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>yfwswtc
Wings
>this was the last game subban ever played for the habs
any updates on the RHD to the laffs situation
Give me your prediction for the Metropolitan Division standings at the completion of the 2016-2017 regular season
OILERS SUCK
>>69074661
sign demers?
>>69074661
Zaitsev not good enough bro?
>two threads
Reminder that Hall for Subban would have been a better trade for both teams
>>69074668
>pongs
>craps
>islels
>debbies or >rags
>whichever is leftover
>canes
>poo jackets
>>69074696
Well meme'd
>Captain Auston: Boring, generic go fight and win speech
>Captain Pulju: Video of Sami Salo getting hit in the balls with the puck on the locker room projector 24/7
way too many threads. at least one too many by my calculations
I work in the PR department for one of the Canadian teams. I can't give you guys specifics but I will say that it'll be worth your while to stay tuned tonight for another blockbuster. Earlier trades were the dominoes for this one
>>69074668
>Pongs/Craps
>Craps/Pongs
>rags
>Canes
>Literally whos
>Floyers
>debbies
>jakeks
>>69074710
Go to bed, Sean. You're not fooling anybody.
>>69074668
Caps
Pens
>rags
Devils
Canes
Flyers
Isles
Jackets
>>69074706
the finn with the grin
>>69074710
benning has been drinking again hasn't he? or has burke stolen trevling's phone again
>>69074686
hasnt played a minute of NHL hockey
Bob McKenzie Verified account
@TSNBobMcKenzie
Also, something to watch for, and we're seeing it already with new deals being signed, 2020-21 season is a potential lockout/strike season.
Thanks Chiraq you fags.
>>69074710
Habs trading Weber for some Domino's pizza
>>69074710
And my dad works at Nintendo, faggot
>>69074723
>>69074729
>>69074743
>>69074745
just check the digits for verification lads
>>69074745
really? does he know mario?
>>69074706
I'm actually loling, I find this so fucking accurate for some reason. Thanks anon, this of all things cheered me up after the Hall trade.
Weber will demand a trade and get moved by the deadline.
>>69074768
>anon is confirmed for autism
BLOCKBUSTER
>>69074733
Now that I think about it Demers would be sweet.
Rielly-Demers
Gardiner-Zaitsev
Marty-Corrado
not a tire fire like last year maybe
>>69074768
>Can't even roll dubs right
Confirmed upper management for a Canadian hockey team
>>69074668
>pongs
>craps
>isles
>debbies
>canes
>cryers
>poo jackets
>rags
>>69074706
yeah well auston will be the better player anyway
>>69074668
Caps
Penguins
>rags
Canes
Flyers
Isles
Satanists
Dubois's
Scott Hennig
@ScottHennig
PK Subban should be jumping for joy right now. He's going from a 53.1% income tax rate to 39.6%. He will save $1.48m per year. #qcpoli #Habs
>Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 5m5 minutes ago
>On the bright side, four more seasons without any labor concerns. Also on bright side, my anticipated retirement date: September, 2020.
What did he mean by this?
>>69074848
BOBBY NOOOOOOO
>>69074848
dreger is going to shoot b-mac and put him down, just like old yeller.
>>69074848
That if we go to a lockout again he's fucking done.
>>69074690
>Mtl trading away top dman leaving them with a bunch of bottom 6 and depth dmen
Trade was never going to happen.
>>69074848
Who will replace the Bobfather? xD
>>69074861
kek actually laughed at this.
>>69074847
how in gods name can the government literally just steal more of your money than you even end up getting lmao
>>69074868
He's irreplaceable. Did you not see those transcripts from the concussion shit? He's invaluable to the hockey community.
>>69074847
Jesus Christ Canada get your shit together
>>69074710
Must be the west coast. Let me guess, nudgen Hopkins to red wings
>>69074845
t. dedmonton
Renaud Lavoie
@renlavoietva
Predators made the only "serious" offer for PK Subban. No surprise, Canucks made one, but it was rejected. Not enough on the table.
Benning cucked
>>69074899
>No surprise, Canucks made one, but it was rejected
>>69074899
why were the habs so desperate to get rid of subban anyways? besides him being black i mean
>>69074737
>1994 semi-lockout
10 years
>2004 full lockout
8 years
>2012 semi-lockout
8 years
>2020 full lockout inbound
>>69074899
Holy fuck Canadian teams really are just crabs in a bucket.
>>69074806
Fuck off, he's Edm bound.
>>69074927
he's got that new age edgy personality that the old boys club doesn't entirely approve of and they think adding the #grit and quiet workhorse shea weber will make them a stronger team. Thinking obviously isnt their strong suit, granted, but thats probably what they think nonetheless
>>69074668
Rangers
Capitals
Penguins
Islanders
Devils
Hurricanes
Flyers
Blue Jackets
>>69074933
well, shit. what are everyone's backup leagues for the lockout? AHL? ECHL? KHL? french meme league?
>>69074881
no. post it please
>>69074962
WHA2: Electric Bougaloo
>>69074953
with what money? oilels can't get both lucic and demers, certainly not without overpaying both of them
meme
>>69074977
http://www.tsn.ca/tsn-emails-part-of-documents-unsealed-in-concussion-case-1.461831
>>69074887
For what? Wongs don't have any decent right hand dmen.
>>69074927
He's not that great is why
Poile having 1 eye is starting to show if he can't see that Weber is
>>69074957
who played in the olympics again?
the only good thing about this trade deal for the Predators is they free of cap space faster for newer prospects to take over
>steve simmons@simmonssteve
>SOURCES: Maple Leafs met with Steven Stamkos at MLSE headquarters Tuesday. Also present: Toronto Mayor John Tory and CEO of Canadian Tire.
Is this the best tweet of the day?
>and CEO of Canadian TIre
>>69074962
Swiss league
Just heard about Hall for Larsson trade
>Oilels
>>69074927
>>69074957
He was disliked by staff and players. Too much of a show boater type and he was more concerned with his own brand. Weber will make the rest of his teammates fall in line and they will respect him. Subban was just obnoxious and nobody respected him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDmgZjPrfmc
>>69075009
>and CEO of Canadian Tire.
this is what made him turn back, what a joke of a city that this was even included
>>69075022
It's a good trade
>>69074962
Rewatching the Mighty Ducks trilogy until my eyes turn red and I can help but form flying V's in my dreams.
>>69075022
>Just heard
What have you been doing all day, nigger.
>>69074991
Jimmy Howard
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
Did Edmonton really trade one of their two best fowards for a fucking Swedish bust?
And I was thinking Edmonton finally had a chance to get out of this shit...
>>69074962
>he doesn't already follow multiple leagues
top plen
>>69075053
slept most of the day tbqh
>>69074988
6mil to both would put them at about 69mil with a full lineup, excluding Yak and Faynes contract which they'd presumably trade/buyout. They would then rely on farm players for depth. Hall for Larsson free'd up 2mil in cap space.
>>69075046
MLSE (Aka: Rogers+Bell+Jew)+Canadian Tire=Stammer's face everywhere in Canada=$$$
Add Loblaws and Shoppers Drug Mart and you got yourself the most marketed man in Canada, ever.
>>69075057
>Howard isn't literally negative value
>Paying over 5 millions for a mediocre backup
>>69075046
The Laffs had him there to offer a multimillion dollar sponsorship on top of the contract.
>mfw my fucking Laffs fan buddy told me this like it was the most normal thing in the world
>>69075005
Hey! Subban played for 1 20 second shift.
>>69075094
They did it with Gilmour, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>69075057
Never heard of him. Can he play the powerplay and does he have a right hand shot?
>>69075091
It's like being a Wal-Mart spokesman. It's insulting to suggest he'd do it.
>>69075059
Hopefully, Price doesn't get another injury.
If so, then enjoy a top 15 pick.
>>69075122
>top 15
If Price gets hurt, they're looking at top 5 now
Quickly becoming one of the worst rosters in the league
>>69075066
>Swedish bust
What exactly makes Larsson a bust? Just because he isn't a Karlsson type, doesn't mean he is a bust. The fact he stayed +15 on the Devils while taking nearly 70% of the defensive zone starts is enough of an indication that he is better than any current Oiler defender.
>>69075120
Buddy I think everyone worth under a billion would take a deal where their face is plastered nationwide 24/7 for like a million a day if we're going with walmart
>>69074962
AHL is probably the best option if you want to enjoy watching.
Or you could just root for your local CHL team.
>>69075148
This is why you don't have Stamkos
>>69075009
lmao breaking out the big guns. the maple leafs brought with them, the village elder, a powerful shaman, and an old but trustworthy mule
>>69075090
lucic will absolutely cost more than 6 mil, and demers will definitely get 6. someone might bite on yak, but definitely not fayne. maybe they can squeeze them in under the cap but their depth will be shit and their long-term cap structure even worse.
>>69075005
top kek m8
>>69074710
I'm the only pretend insider around here chief.
>inb4 kessel goes back to Toronto
>>69075001
lmao look at that fuckin monkey
Anybody who even remotely thinks the Habs got fleeced is a casual hockey fan at best
Weber is elite talent
>>69075026
this is what happens when you read too much into the media kids
>>69075155
We don't have Stamkos because he wants 7+ years and Lou probably wanted 5 years max.
>>69075178
Go to bed, 2012
>>69075163
there just aren't enough good D in the league right now and it's really inflating the value of the few competent ones available
>>69075152
I'm rooting for two meme leagues. The ECHL (Solar Bears) and the SPHL. (Macon)
>>69074962
the khl is good
>>69075185
>brings the fucking mayor and the CEO of Canadian Tire to the meeting
>thinks they weren't offering him max term
Laffs fans, ladies and gentlememes.
>>69075178
PK=27
Weber=31
>>69075138
>+- is a one man stat
Try again Sven, he had Cory Schneider to stop the puck from going in the net senpai.
The only real problem the Devils had is that they can't score.
Lets not forget that it is his first year not playing as the 7th defenseman.
>>69074961
>rags
>>69075208
The Oilers have Talbot, who is actually a really good 'tender.
>>69075208
Larson has been the Devils best defenceman for 2 years. He was shitty under Pete DeBoer because DeBoer has a boner for old fats. (Which is why he works in San Jose) Oilers got a great shutdown defender.
>>69075228
he's a meme
>>69075163
Yak would be the trade, Fayne the buyout.
I don't know. Lucic won't get much more than 6mil, maybe 6.5, at most 7mil. Nobody wants to give a huge contract like that because of the potential for him to drop off like other similar players. Big guys like him tend to break down and become less valuable around 29-31.
Demers should be around 5mil given the recent Goligoski and Yandle deals, but the Oilers and other basement teams will overpay, so I went with 6mil. No contender is going to shell out more than 5mil for him, and I doubt many would even do that.
>>69075022
hi chiarelli
>>69075205
They weren't? Entire point was: Marketing rights as incentive for signing. Less shit for the actual hockey heads to deal with+cap circumvention if he wanted more than the suggested ~8-9 AAV.
>>69074737
>>69074933
nobody's gonna live to see the lockout
we'll be fine
>>69075185
>Lou probably wanted 5 years max
Just stop. He didn't want to play in toronto...not even for more money.
>>69075228
Sure, Talbot is decent. But he would literally be the only NHL tier defenseman on their team, and having only one good defenseman doesn't carry you anywhere. ( Look at Montréal with Subban, now Weber)
>>69075178
It's the age difference plus the contract. Subban is signed for 9mil until he is 32, while Weber is signed at 7.8mil until he is 39. You don't want a player like Weber signed at that much until he's 30 fucking 9. But yeah, he is currently an elite talent that makes them better in the short term.
This has been a great day of damage control.
>>69075269
what the FUCK is that
did you just do that with a program on photoshop?
>>69075282
shut up queer
>>69075181
Explain the trade then? Why the fuck make this trade if he isn't a problem?
>>69075290
Habs or Oilels fan?
>>69075295
because the habs are historically butthurt about not adhering to their tradition
Does Patrick Marleau have depression?
>>69075295
it could be seen as a stylistic preference
but the quotes after the trade from Montreal's GM don't sound like he had a real reason, I wonder if he was forced by ownership
>>69075285
>not knowing lickylicky
>>69075323
The amount of mental gymnastics undertaken by people who like or hate the trades made today has been staggering.
>>69075273
>would literally be the only NHL tier defenseman on their team,
Ok bud, settle down, I think you had a bit too much of the Koolaid. Sekera and Klefbom are both legit NHL dmen, while Davidson and Nurse are capable bottom pair guys. Larsson gives them the ability to play their young defenders less and give them less dzone starts, which should be a huge help in their development.
>>69075357
looks good on him tb.h
>>69075323
>Name origin
>Lickilicky is a repetition of lick in the slang form, licky.
the following people are going to Toronto: everyone
>>69075357
lol what the fuck
his head is as big as his torso
his arms and shoulders are so small
>>69075372
Agreed. Already ordered my wife's son his jersey
>>69075392
Is vesey still going to toronto
>>69075407
I said everyone, didn't I?
>>69075357
well I've been 'fraid of changin'
cause I built my life around you
but time makes you bolder
even children get older
and I'm gettin' older too...
>>69075392
is stephen "not going to toronto" stamkos clot man going to toronto?
>>69075348
I'll try to settle down but im still surprised that they traded a foward from the one side they didn't have too much (>muh McDavid, Draisaitl and Nuge center core and >Eberle, Pulju and Yakupov right wingers)
Now they need a true number one left winger tho.
>>69075208
Up till now they also had Zidlicky on their team, so Larsson played second fiddle to him. He still played 2nd pair minutes his first, second and fourth season though. His third saw him pushed back to 3rd pairing minutes. Last season he was their top pairing guy.
You can only thank the goalie so far. When a dman plays 70% of his starts in the dzone and is still and + player, while also being the most used dman on the team, then it also has something to do with his ability as a defensive dman.
>>69075423
EVERYONE
V
E
R
Y
O
N
E
>>69075425
Name the last team to win the cup with an elite left winger
>all these teams trying to overpay average to bad Dallas Dmen
What is happening?
>>69075435
>Playing a top pairing guy in the AHL
Kek
>>69075451
brad marchand is elite
>>69075450
>>69075205
>stammers face when he was introduced to a tire ceo
>>69075422
senpai...
>>69075315
What? He looks like the happiest Saskatchewan boy I've ever seen.
>>69075462
No idea. Pens just easily won the cup with literally one good defenseman and now this is happening.
>>69075491
I have constant depressing looking eyes+eyebrows too
it's a rough life
>>69075482
b-but they make a lot of money, obviously that's not embarrassing at all
>>69075471
At the time he wasn't
>>69075507
cheer up fgt
>>69075513
>yfw tampa bay is still non-existant
>>69075451
Detroit with Datsyuk (he played LW during that time) in 08.
Carolina with Ray Whitney in 06.
>>69075425
First off, this >>69075451
Think Rick Nash.
But I do agree non the less. Optimally it would have been Eberle gone, but Hall is the only one capable of getting a decent return so...Historically, left wingers should fill more of a grinder/grit/defensive role on the line, and the center and right wing players should be the offense/playmakers. Oilers definitely have that in spades now:
LW
>Maroon, Pouliot, Hendricks, potentially Lucic
RW
>Eberle, Pulju, Yakupov
C
>McD, Draisaitl, RNH
how come no one good plays left wing. the best left wing ever is like lic robitaille isnt it. hes a fucking bust lol how come no good players play left wing
>>69075543
>Tampa Bay has L I T E R A L L Y been more relevant in the hockey world than Toronto for the last decade
They also won a Stanley Cup much more recently.
>>69075543
Right here m8.
>>69075543
where did stammer just sign to then? limbo?
>>69075564
Tampa Bay doesn't exist dude
>>69075556
Because left handed people can't be good fowards.
Thats why most of the goat defensemen and goalies are left handed.
>>69075573
this is some kinda post modern meme thats too deep for me
Who fucked up more?
>>69075572
>Being happy he re-signed and left you with $8 million less to re-sign all your actually important players
>the best thing tampa bay has ever done is get a player they already have
>>69075579
number of people living in Tampa Bay: 0
>>69075582
Chiapet
>>69075579
>>69075579
Same here Amerifriend.
>>69075573
>>69075591
I live in Tampa Bay. Wut?
>>69075556
Because the good lefties play centre (Gretzky, Crosby, McDavid, etc.) and the good righties play RW. Left wing is where the left overs play
>>69075549
Datsyuk was fourth among Red Wings in face offs taken in the playoffs that year and third in the regular season.
>>69075582
Berg by FAR. People are highly underrating Larsson. He's only 23 and is already an elite defenseman who is a big part of the Devils.
http://goo gl/0mtava
Hall is elite but acting like Larsson isn't INCREDIBLE for his age and also super valuable as a right handed D are fucking retarded. Not to mention scoring is the one thing Edmonton DOESN'T need help with.
>>69075556
Ovechkin, Marleau, kinda Zetterberg, Sedin, Benn, and the 2018 Hart winner
>>69075582
Habs took a straight downgrade with a worse contract. The Oilers got screwed hard but at least they're trying to address their weaknesses
>>69075556
Ovechkin
>>69075602
No you don't
>>69075611
>scoring is the one thing Edmonton DOESN'T need help with.
The Oilers have averaged fewer than 200 goals per 82 games since drafting Hall.
>>69075582
Bergevin.
He didn't trade Subban to Edmonton for Hall and Pulju.
>>69075591
fug m8 this is too surreal for me
>>69075617
If Chia had gotten even a prospect or a conditional pick or SOMETHING else, this trade is a no brainer. But straight across? Weak as shit.
>>69075628
Between McDavid. PooPooJarvi, etc they should really be absolutely fine offensively going forward. They really needed someone like Larsson on the back end to help make up for the players who can't play two ways and how many of their d-men are fucking cavemen.
>>69075582
Berg. The Hall trade was lopsided but it wasn't anywhere close to a disaster for Edmonton. Larsson is a very good defenceman and they already have a surplus of young forwards.
>>69074668
canes
pens
caps
isles
flyers
rags
devils
blue jackets
>>69075556
Ovechkin
this is bait, isn't it
>>69075556
Because of where the benches are located. RW's get the first and third period playing on the side beside their bench, which means the LW's spend more time getting over to the other side of the ice. Really good players choose the easiest route because they can, leaving the shitty players the position where you have to work harder.
>tfw no more goons
;_;
everyone team should have one goon
>>69075628
The top guy are literally the only ones that score.
It's pretty sad since Hall averaged a little over 0.9 ppg there and still couldn't get Edmonton past 200 goals.
>>69075657
I don't think you thought this through very far
Fair to say after recent events
1. American GMing
(power gap)
memes. Finnish GMing
(power gap)
9000000000000000001. Canadian GMing
>>69075670
fights are gay anyways
>>69075582
Les Frogs.
>>69075682
kys
>>69074668
Caps
Pongs
Devils
Rags
Canes (in ploffs as wildcard)
Philly
Isles
>Massive gap
Columbus
>>69075679
Home vs Away.....FUCK
>>69075685
>>69075695
this sport is leaving you in the dust, dumb knuckledraggers. the times are changing
>>69075680
>thinks American teams have American GM's
How cute.
>>69075721
IT'S 2016
>>69075721
Fight me you mongoloid!
>>69075670
Goons add nothing to a team's skill level and hurt the integrity of the game
>>69075721
>Not enjoying a fight sometimes
It would be better if hockey didn't become divegrass.
>>69075726
Shero and Poile are both American, yes
>>69075721
Pic related. The one on the floor is you you cuck
>>69075721
A team full of euro floaters will never win the cup because they don't play with heart like candians
>>69075734
>Integrity of the game
Might as well relocate Bombston and Philty amirite :^)
>But when I approached the Edmonton Oilers near the trade deadline – and we’re talking about not just Peter Chiarelli, but those above him – and asked, ‘Okay, we’re putting this list together going into deadline day. We know about Eberle. We know about the possibility of Nugent-Hopkins,’ even though there was injury in play at that point. ‘Is it conceivable that Taylor Hall could be a moveable piece, if not at the deadline, then perhaps at the summer.’
>“And the message that I got back was, ‘Look. There’s one untouchable and his name is Connor McDavid. The next on that list is Taylor Hall being close to untouchable.’
"So it falls into the old game of, ‘What’s it going to take?’ It would take a monstrous type of deal. So we can’t say that he’s untouchable, but he’s close to being untouchable."
>It would take a monstrous type of deal
>MONSTROUS
ADAM
LARSSON
MONSTROUS
>>69075754
With their intent to injure culture there, especially Philly, yeah I won't object.
>>69075670
>toronto will never be top 3 PIM again
;_; 2013 Orr+McLaren+Brown+Fraser was fun
>>69075721
It's going to be weird when I'm an old man and little kids ask me "dids they really use to fight each others on the ice?" And I'll say "Sure. Before the nanny state took over and we were forced to RFID ourselves, people were free to solve their differences how they saw fit, as long as it was fair.
>>69075774
Weak faggot. Why don't you fight me like a man you pussy?
>>69075782
>Litttle kids will still care about sports
It's a dying trend, might as well accept it.
>>69075670
americans hate goons for some reason
almost like they don't like fun
>>69075751
Actually, given the current trends, I'm betting the playoffs become so refpucked, that even fragile passive teams can compete.
>>69075796
You're changing the subject, but you get the point. So does the league, which is why there are virtually no more goons.
did any americans eat the mac and cheetos yet
>>69075759
>monstrous
>but not, sexy
what team is charlie a fan of
>>69075830
But he is rather good looking
>>69075841
Blues. Never won a cup in 50 years of existence despite a 25 year playoff streak.
>>69075807
Clearly I meant while playing EA's NHL 2052 for the Nintendo Advanced Virtual Reality Chair and Head Gear system.
>>69075841
In the actual comics he was a San Francisco Giants fan
>>69075727
>>69075732
>>69075738
>>69075741
>>69075751
>>69075782
just playing boys i love a good tussle :]
>>69075774
Boston intent to injure culture? Really?
Sekera - Larsson
Klefbom - Demers
Davidson - Fayne
Oesterle - Gryba
If that's what the Oilers' blueline ends up becoming they might have a chance at 3rd in the Pacific or a wild card slot. All they have to do is breakout their forwards and not hemorrhage shots against.
>>69075912
Vegas will legitimately have a better defense just from the expansion draft
who /oilcountry/ here?
>>69075916
lmfao no they wont
>>69075912
BWAHAHAHAHA
DOOOD LOOK AT THEIR TOP PAIRING
>>69075912
Well I gotta admit it doesn't look like an AHL defense anymore, but still bottom 5 in the league
>>69075892
the bruins have had savard's career ended due to a head injury on a dirty head hit, bergeron nearly lost due to a dirty hit from behind, eriksson concussed severely due to a dirty head hit, krejci concussed severely due to a dirty head hit, boychuk concussed severely because of a dirty head hit. a team that lost it's number one center to a career ending concussion and nearly lost its de facto number 1 in bergeron to a borderline career ending concussion.
show me the head hits by boston players over the last decade aside from boychuk's hit on ennis.
>>69075916
Meme
>>69075942
It's a defense by committee style D-corps. All they have to do is survive. McDavid and Draisaitl are driving the bus now.
>>69075971
Oh. I thought you had meant that Boston had an intent to injure culture. I'm a Bs fan, so I was about to lose my shit.
>>69075990
i'm not the guy you responded to, i thought you were being sarcastic originally actually. but yeah, same.
>>69075912
>Demers
Big if at this point.
>>69075971
>Chara on Patches
>Zeke Remaldo
>Lucic and Marshmont
>>69076013
>patches
lol such a gay nickname.
pacioretty hit was a freak accident. lucic and marchand have never concussed anyone unless you mean lucic in a fight. zac rinaldo didn't have any dirty hits in boston, his suspension from the tampa game was a joke, but he is a piece of shit.
>>69075912
still tops the flimflam defense
>>69076068
isnt flames d good? giordano, brodie, hamilton, aren't all those guys legit
>>69076041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gq-FMo9eBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieN9i3h3nFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIcg7E9kqhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xj-8XLNXr8 (not a head hit but lol what a fag)
>Literally concussing Ryan Miller
>>69076082
ryan miller's a faggot i wish that hit killed him tb.h
>>69075912
You must have made a mistake, I don't see Reinhart anywhere and Chiarelli traded for him to bolster the blueline
>>69075916
Vegas d
Jack Johnson - Braun
Orpik - Scandella
Carle - Greene
Pierre LeBrun @Real_ESPNLeBrun
Montreal, Toronto, Buffalo and a fourth team got to make pitches in person to Stamkos this week. Detroit not one of them.
4th team was San Jose
>>69076081
most goals against in the entire league. And oil defense just got a significant upgrade
>>69076126
ok/10
remember when everyone was hyping jack johnson as the next great american dman
>>69076126
jack johnson is a panhandling vagrant
Say my name
>>69076159
yeah then his mom spent up all of his money on cocaine and he had to play hockey in ohio so his brain disintegrated into nothing
Andrew Berkshire
@AndrewBerkshire
There are a lot of people who are absolute diehard Habs fans that I've talked to today saying they're done with the team.
lmao look at this fatfuck fairweather frog
>>69076188
>Canadian hockey "fans"
>>69076188
lol people say that all the time then theyre back watching every game means nothing
I don't know shit about hockey how did the habs get ripped off? Put in NFL terms, I'm a new fan
How embarrassing was today for the city of Toronto in general? They rolled out the red carpet for their hometown hero and he still chose a warm weather market for less money. The state of Canadian hockey, ladies and gentlemen.
>>69076082
LaPierre was a little bitch. Clearly a check to the shoulder that rode up because he got under it. Walker put himself in a vulnerable position. Spacek was boarding, not really enough to say that Lucic is a super dirty player. That year everyone cup checked everyone.
And fuck Ryan Miller.
>>69076188
desu If i were a hasb fan i would be pissed
>coast on your elite goalie
>trade meme D for meme D instead of fixing holes
>>69076201
Subban is the better player, on top of that he's younger and has a better contract. That's basically it. Anyone who tells you otherwise hasn't actually seen Weber play hockey recently
>>69076201
Russell Wilson for Joe Flacco
hes coming home forever lads
>>69076188
>http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=2099003
S I X P A G ES
>>69076232
/r/ing that porno guy who looks like stampkos
did you guys know keith primeau used to put dip in his skates to absorb through the bottom of his feet? my uncle says he did and he worked at the arena. and branko radivojevic (sp) was extremely racist and mean
>>69076082
>mad at luclite
>>69074659
I had that thought earlier. Literally his final shift with the habs he took a teammate's ass to the head and had to be stretchered off
>Edmonton - Hall's 26 goals = ???
>mfw detroit actually made an effort to clear room for stamkos and wasn't even one of the teams that got to make a pitch
Is Ken Holland the most beta GM in the league
>>69076271
>Wongs
>>69076275
who is thid meat and potatoes
>>69076253
Your uncle is a drunk liar, he worked at the city rink
>>69076290
you're probably right. he is a fat asshole
>>69076266
Will be easily replaced by a full season of McDavid
>>69076322
McClavical is gonna get killed in the first week
do you guys think there has ever been an actual gay nhl player? it seems unlikely statistically that there hasn't been
>>69076346
Probably
I bet the actual number of gay NHLers is far, far lower than what people expect it to be though
I wouldn't bet that there's more than 5
>>69076346
jiri tlusty is gay.
>>69076253
Lots of people do
Shit when I played in college before i broke we were doing that
You gotta cut the webbing for that sicc buzz tho
>>69076363
i bet a lot of goalies have been/are gay
>>69076346
IDK about gay since queers like figure skating more but I bet there are some down low guys who suck dick on the side
>>69076367
No he's not.
>>69076346
crosby
>>69076395
he is gay. that's why he inexplicably has a hard time fitting in despite being a nice kid and also why there are pictures of him being gay. i bet it's well known around the league and is considered a liability
>>69076346
Sean Avery
i genuinely think gregory campbell is gay. his brother is a full homo
i could see jumbo being the type of guy that lowkey sucks off tranny escorts. i bet sid is a freak too
>>69076432
he wasnt gay but theres a good chance he was bi
sean avery killed puss gtfo
may may
Chara is probably a bear who destroys gay bathhouses on the road
1. Ron Hextall
2. Jim Nill
3. Tim Murray
4. Doug Armstrong
5. Ron Francis
...
26. Jarmo Kekalainen
27. Pete Chiarelli
28. Don Sweeney
29. Marc Bergevin
30. Jim Benning
>>69076452
You can be yourself here, Sean. We're supportive of your lifestyle choices. You can drop the hetero facade.
>>69076396
Crosby's doesn't have time for petty things like sex or relationships, men or women. His only love, his life, is the sport of hockey. It consumes his soul.
>>69076478
>a bear
not quite
>>69076478
i could see that
i think nathan mackinnon sucks dick too
>>69076495
>tfw we were in the high twenties before Hexy
>>69076515
i bet sid likes feet
>it's a /hoc/ fantasizes about hockey players sucking dicks episode
will there ever be an openly gay pro hockey player? even in europe or something?
>>69076532
everybody likes feet
>>69076544
feet are fucking gross
>>69076539
I bet there are probably some openly gay among teammates but they're not publicly gay just because they don't want it reported and causing s shitstorm
>>69076556
classic pleb
>>69076559
hopefully andrew shaw doesn't know any of them. he'll probably corner them in the locker room and beat them to death
Do NHL players fuck each other?
>>69076580
I am 100% certain it has happened at least once.
>>69076580
apparently messier kept making passes at bure when they were both on the canucks, part of the reason why the bure-canucks relationship soured
>>69076615
hey bure you there?
>>69076432
>>69076446
Literally no chance. If Avery was gay, he'd be in everyone's face about it.
more like gayvery rofl on the floor laughing
>>69076631
da, is me. messier stop trying to spoon me and get back to calling mcmeme to hang out with you
tfw there are hasb fans that actually believe they won the subban trade
Habs are the ultimate meat n taters team now.
>Pacioretty trade when?
People don't know that Weber is basically the Canadian Bill. He is too autistic and will not survive the shitty Montreal media. Sounded depressed in his interview.
>>69076839
But Bill has Cup.
>>69076850
Only now. Weber has to get traded again to win one.
Who the fuck is going to be the captain of the preds now forsberg or Josi
cant believe theres gonna be a black player in tennessee wont those hill billies try to lynch him
pk what qualifies you to take shea webers place
>>69076888
I thought it would be Forsberg but apparently Poile called Josi a potential captain a day before the trade so probably him unless Lavy doesn't like the pick
http://www.nashvillepost.com/sports/nashville-predators/blog/20826948/prior-to-weber-trade-poile-identified-a-potential-captain-among-current-predators
>>69076888
Mike Fisher
>>69076888
colin wilson
Based Shero. Devils dynasty born again???
>>69076945
top meme
>>69076973
u dont like him,?
>>69076322
>>69076330
McDavid will die before the season even starts, during the North American World Cup **Of Hockey**, which in the future will be referred to as "The Meatgrinder"
>>69077539
>the Oilers can't botch it now, right?
my sides
>>69077561
yeah it's not often you walk into a grocery store and see a magazine cover with the memes just popping off the pages, months before they actually happen
HABS TRADED SUBBAN FOR WEBER DID YOU HEAR
>>69077781
today is the last day before JVRs NMC kicks in, keep an eye out for a trade
>>69077781
>Canadian teams
The >rags are unironically thinking about signing this slob.
Explain yourselfs >rags, how can anyone think Vanek still is a good idea?
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/video/mckenzie-on-stamkos-subban-and-hall-deals~901640
Bretty gud shit.
canes stealing canucks old colours when?
>>69078520
Looks like Atlanta Hawks new nonsense
>>69076945
Which colin wilson are we talking here? Regular season colin wilson or playoff colin wilson?
>>69078561
godly colour combo
Someone post pierre penis
>>69076346
Subban is probably gay
Never been seen with a girlfriend in Montreal
>tfw
>>69078859
I like the Flames tho, ever since they were in Atlanta. I remember watching games in the 80s of them.
>>69078859
>mfw my bag finally comes off this year
Oh sunlight, I've missed you
>fast forward to next season
>weber hates montreal
>hates the manlet frogs he has to play with
>hates the pizza-american captain
>hates da system
>but in his heart burns a rage a thousand times stronger the one directed at foul bachelor frogs, and this rage is directed at the perds
>he devises a master plan for exacting revenge
>retires with 1 year left in his contract
>completely cucks the perds out of 24m cap space (which is more than all their D lineup including subban)
>2025 perds status: cucked
Sup queer boys
>>69079040
>24m cap space (which is more than all their D lineup including subban)
why the fuck is this allowed
>tfw Chiarelli thought it was Ekman-Larsson
How much is Sweeney going to give up for Shatty?
>>69079217
A 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and Marchand.
>>69078932
what team do you support, rare flag?
Also, will Lucic protect Mcdavid? Or do we get another useless goon?
>>69079040
If the preds havent won a cup by then they deserve it of weber is still playing by 2025
>>69079256
Leafs.
I'm Canadian living in China.
>>69079293
Flag says Vietnam.
Why?
Actually nevermind, one of the prettiest girls I've ever known was Vietnamese. She was 17 though. I was 24
taylor hall is uglier than adam larsson tbqh tho
>>69079312
Google "The Great Firewall of China" (Officially known as The Golden Shield Project")
It's by far the biggest issue living here, having to rely on a vpn.
>>69079293
put the bag back on untill at least next season
we still have to dump a bunch of contracts and JVR is getting traded along with uncle leo at some point this summer or midseason next year
>>69079315
why did I laugh so hard at this retarded post?
>>69076495
>9001. Glen Sather/Jeff Gorton
>>69079333
Cause youre a fool
>>69074668
Bluejacket
Caps
Pong
>rags
Canes
Devils
Filthy
Islanders
>>69079256
Wasn't Maroon actually doing pretty well with McMeme?
>>69079331
Servers in Vietnam and South Korea are like a 60ms ping, Canadian servers are like 350ms ping.
I know Leo is going to be gone but I really feel like JVR would be nice to keep around to help out the new skating forwards.
>>69079371
>>69079331
Ignore the first part, I'm drunk and read "flag" and not "bag"
Sorry about that. And I feel pretty comfortable about the bag coming off now, I'm not sitting here with it on in a pretty successful offseason.
>>69076250
>mfw Stamkos literally does porn
You'd think he already made enough money.
>>69079357
pic
>>69079350
fair enough
>>69079357
In 16 games with the Oilers Maroon scored 8 goals and tallied 6 assists. He's a big guy who opens up the ice for their skilled forwards.
>>69079371
JVR is going to be like in his 30s by the time we can compete for playof and the money could be better spent elsewhere, we have like over a dozen wing prospects and JVR could get us a top RHD. Plus his value is at its highest now with his bargain contract and 2 years of control, hes going to want to get paid his next contract
>>69079040
Tbf if he didn't want to get traded to a shitty frog team he shouldn't have signed an offer sheet. If it was a regular extension he would have gotten NTC/NMC like Rinne did.
He probably will kill himself though.
>>69079451
Those are some pretty legitimate points.
Interesting.
Why didn't Chia trade for Subban? I don't understand his mindset
>>69079482
Friedman said they didn't want Subban at $9mil with McMeme needing a big extension in a couple of years. It's still dumb though.
>>69079482
thats the craziest thing about the whole ordeal, they gave up better players for worse players when they could have traded between eachother and gotten fair returns
maybe montreal just wanted a replacement Dman
>>69079482
Rishaug said Montreal asked for Draisaitl, the 4th overall, Nurse/Klefbom and more. That's a pretty egregious ask, and they fucked themselves out of Hall and possibly Puljujarvi. Rumor was Edmonton offered Hall + 4th overall.
>>69079516
But Subban would've probably saved us. He would've been the next Pronger
Who the fuck is Larsson?
>>69079551
>could have had both hall and one of pooljew or PLD
>end up with an older worse version of subban
literally what the fuck are they doing
>>69079482
He's being cap conscious. McDavid will get a 9.7M AAV contract for 8 seasons and Draisaitl will also garner a large contract should his play improve.
That being said I'd take another look at Subban if the price wasn't Draisaitl + another significant piece.
At first I thought it was Ekmann Larsson
So I was sort of Okay with it.
Turns out it's a literally who
>made Hall expendable
He hasn't even signed his ELC and he's already cucked McDavid out of his only remaining roommate. Wew lad
>>69079655
oh. Well at least we're not underage
>>69079671
Didn't Mcdavid lose another roomate too?
>>69079690
Luke Gazdic. It was to be expected though. The energy line fighter is a dying breed.
>Vegas gets a team
>Seattle doesn't
I'm actually kind of mad about this, family
>>69079671
Dat cock
>>69079671
maybe poo poo will be his new roomate
>>69074668
>pens
>caps
>isles
>rangers
>flyers
>'canes
>blue jackets
>devils
>>69079748
maybe Seattle should have gotten their shit together if they wanted a team
Sharks
Kings
Dicks
Flames
Coyotes
Oilers
Canucks
I love hockey and I love all of you. God bless.
>>69079671
Puljujarvi is so fucking based. I can't wait to watch him and McDavid play together.
Lucic - McDavid - Puljujarvi
>>69074668
Skinner - Rask - Lindholm
Nordstrom - Staal - Nestrasil
Saad - Wennberg - Atkinson
Foligno - Dubinsky - Bjorkstrand
Hall - Henrique - Bennett
Cammalleri - Zajac - Palimieri
Prince - Tavares - Strome
Lee - Nelson - Bailey
Kreider - Stepan - Zuccarello
Miller - Brassard - Fast
Sheary - Crosby - Hornqvist
Rust - Malkin - Kunitz
Ovechkin - Backstrom - Oshie
Burakovsky - Kuznetsov - Williams
wow that's some shit forward cores, leafs will be better than all of these except washington
>>69079845
>no Hall
>>69079748
I'm not.
Fuck the Fight and Wins
>>69079876
So where is Nash going?
>>69079876
Jenner is on the first line mateo
>>69079882
>Seattle won a cup more recently than Vancouver...
This is our time, we have waited for it for so long, we deserve it, we need it.
the stanle cup btw
>>69079882
>Fuck the Fight and Wins
what?
>>69079914
U don't want to find out.
>>69079845
Lucic - McDavid - Puljujarvi
Maroon - RNH - Eberle
Pouliot - Draisaitl - Yakupov
Hendricks - Letestu - Kassian
Scratched: Pakarinen & Lander
Sekera - Larsson
Klefbom - Demers
Davidson - Fayne
Scratched: Oesterle & Gryba
Talbot
Johnson
C - McDavid
A - Hendricks
A - Sekera
What does your lineup look like?
>>69079914
FIGHT AND WIIIIIIIIIIN
>>69079904
>Sekera - Larsson
>Klefbom - Demers
$18m on THAT bwaahahahahaha
>>69079914
The beautiful King of /hoc/
Or in meme terms
The smuk meme of /hoc/
>>69079990
Rick or Steve?
LVF NATION
>>69079953
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7sRocdJL99M
Watch and learn friendo
>>69080013
Remember when LV had a CFL team?
>>69080013
Fuck you nigger
>>69080016
I know thats what i was refering to
>>69079914
Nice Jon
>watching this Hall shit on Sportsnet right now.
Hold me, /hoc/
>>69079990
I'm confused by this answer, why was Rick Nash not listed with the >rags forwards obviously he's shit but he's a core forward for them
>>69080063
I meant it for this guy >>69079924
>>69080080
That clears it up have a meme for your trouble
>>69080031
Remember when Baltimore won the Grey Cup?
I went to make a LVF black version and realized I only saved it as a png
>>69080052
Sorry, that was supposed to go here
>>69079914
Is there any hope for >us now?
We get a literally who for Hall, and Lucic.
What else can >we get?
>>69080166
tyson faerie
How much does trouba sign for?
Is that las vegas logo real? I've been away for a few days
It looks like the gayest logo I've ever seen, and that includes any baseball team with "sox" in their name
>>69080166
Don't fool yourself, the Coilers had enough cap space to sign Lucic even without the trade.
>>69080203
no this is the real one
>>69080205
That's what I'm asking. How much lower can we go?
>>69080223
Overpaying for Matt Martin would be bad
dear the islanders,
pls gibe all free agents
t. the wongs
>>69079924
Laine-Aho-Puljujärvi
Tolvanen-Barkov-Rantanen
Granlund-Koivu-Donskoi
Vesalainen-Haula-Komarov
Teräväinen
Juolevi-Ristolainen
Vaakanainen-Vatanen
Määttä-Honka
Lindell
Rask
Korpisalo
Husso/Saros
>>69080252
Dear Wongs,
No.
Love, the Islanders.
>>69080252
you can go overpay okposo and martin all you want
>>69080294
>Juolevi first pairing
Is he actually that good or is Finland that shit
Didn't you forget maata?
>>69080323
That's the Golden Generation lineup. Määttä is on teh third pairing.
>>69080294
Where is pekka
>>69080343
>Aho the 1C over barkov
Have you been drinking binlan?
>>69080294
>Tolvanen
>Vesalainen
>Juolevi
päiväunille Teemu
>>69080343
Oh there was too many dots I didn't recognize maata lmao
Will juolevi be better than maata?
>>69080383
Broons eat cheeseburgers made from ground-up Quebecers.
>>69080345
Retired or just old.
>>69080361
I went for chemistry. The WJC line was so fucking good. Barkov and Rantanen's board play/cycle play would probably work like a dream and Tolvanen is the sniper there.
>>69080365
It's my projected lineup in like 4 years.
>>69080424
You can't compare what that line did against children to nhl superstars. Barkov is the best center binlan has.
>>69080395
He definitely has a higher ceiling. Määttä has also had health problems which might limit his progress as a player.
any updates on the right handed defenceman to the toronto maple leafs ice hockey team situation?
>>69080475
Matt Dumba maybe? Who the fuck knows.
What can the wings sign? The death certificate?
Reminder that Eric Staal exists
I know most people have forgotten
>>69080515
that and a release form agreeing to get fucked in the ass in public on a nightly basis
>>69080541
who?
The goodbranson trade doesn't look so bad now does it
>>69080541
Well that tends to happen when your career... stalls.
>>69080541
Lecavalier 2.0 t b h
>>69080588
Ok, I laughed
2017 is our year
>>69080559
Rude
As a hasb fan for the last 20 years I'm not even sure what to think of Subban trade
>>69080447
This is a perfect world projection for around 2020. You can flip the two first lines around if you want.
>>69080541
He said he's aware of how his play has been perceived and will be looking for a contract with short term on a contender where he can fit in the top 6
I'm guessing St. Louis to fill in Backes spot for like $4m
>>69080638
the amount of damage control being done by a lot of habs fans is absolutely hilarious.
>>69080638
We wanted/needed Subban.
Fuck
Then we lose our best player.
>>69080716
Edmonton must suck for 100 years before making the playoffs again
>>69080638
Only arguably even now and will be bad within the next 3 years. They fucked up.
It sounded like a fucking joke, like that Malkin trade rumor.
>>69080716
Edmonton didn't have a realistic shot at subban unless they were willing to trade 3 or 4 young players which isn't worth it. The hall for larsson trade was pretty bad, but if they traded pulju, Draisaitl, klefbom and nurse I can't even imagine what would have happened.
>>69080722
And get 80 first picks over those 100 years but waste them all.
>>69080686
As much as I don't like the Hall/Larsson trade, I can understand and rationalize it as Chiarelli taking a massive gamble on Larsson becoming a Vlasic type. That Subban/Weber trade makes no fucking sense at all, though.
>>69080761
And even when they land outside of the top 3 they'll still manage to snake their way up in to it.
>>69080587
All the deals that Canadian teams have made so far look bad. Oilers just got bent over the most.
>>69080638
Think of it as the Roy trade, with the difference being that PK is not a whiny bitch and donated 10M to a children's hospital.
>>69080763
Tbh Edmonton has stacked forwards, so giving up one for a defensemen, despite the loss, isn't as ridiculous as it seems
>>69080166
>We have a couple lightly used high quality defenseman for you
>>69080716
>>69080763
I think Hall got traded in part because he was a prick in the locker room. Impression I get is that he acted like a spoiled kid a lot. Poorly managed for years now and that attitude is probably baked in.
A lot of people are saying Weber is a more defensively minded guy which is what MTL needs right now? I dunno, don't follow MTL that much.
>>69080798
Hall was super stacked though, #3 5v5 scorer over the past two or three years. I get that they need a dman but it's a huge gamble. Which is why I think that they might've just wanted an excuse to get him outta there.
>>69080782
laffs and flames have done well
>>69080782
Idk I think the gudbranson and hall trades could easily go either way
The Subban trade is a fucking meme though
>>69080798
>Edmonton has stacked forwards
I hate this meme.
They have 2 really good centers and a bunch of busts. Their forwards are so overrated t b h
>>69074632
I'm not surprised Shero took the Oilers to the shed on the Hall trade.
I'm still amazed the Habs made a lateral (at best) move and traded their ace defenseman.
>>69080826
Therrien never really took to Subban – he criticized Subban when he was an RDS commentator prior to taking the Habs bench. Weber will fit the system – one miscast for the Habs roster. Of course, Bergevin is also extremely loyal to Therrien.
lucic to oilers
>>69080955
Its hilarious. They were 25th in the league in GF.
>>69080835
Oh shit you're right, I completely forgot about the goalie carousel. Elliott's elite, excellent deal for the Flames. I don't like Andersen that much but there's little risk involved in that trade.
Should I just move and pretend to be a fan of another team?
I can't take this shit anymore
>>69080991
That's the thing. The Andersen trade was meh. There wasn't much risk involved and they essentially traded 2 2nd round picks. 5 million for a goalie isn't that bad the only question is how good is he actually? He's relatively unproven so its hard to tell.
>>69081025
At least you're not a Habs fan
>>69081025
Yes
>>69081054
I was 4 when we last won the cup
I was 7 when the frogs last won the cup.
>>69081025
>i get gifted top 3 players every fucking year and have the best young player of this generation on my team
kys
Say my name
>>69079924
Mine is the same except swap Maroon and Pou >>69081025
Yes, see ya later pal
>>69081136
I don't actually want to murder myself over hockey.
This was the last hockey game I attended:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-V3HhEcpwU
>>69081136
Why is his mouth so big lol
>>69081191
Stop crying. Chiarelli already tried keeping all the kids together + no defense and it didn't work. I'd rather him take a loss at an area of surplus to upgrade a position of need rather than waste away another ELC year on McDavid and Draisaitil
>>69081240
I'm crying like a bitch
What team are you fan of?
should've been Hall for Subban. Yes I'm salty
>>69081271
>Hall for Subban
could it be
>>69081286
better than Larsson. And it isn't even the good Larsson
>>69081271
Hall for Subban wasn't happening pal
I'm not sure you understand just how good Larsson actually is. He has Vlasic tier upside and is a right shot.
Gene Principe: "and they're only going to get better"
Woke up and Subban is still gone. The Habs have never made me this sad. Hold me bros
>>69081376
>post number ends with Subban
;__;
>>69081286
Would have been better for Montreal to acquire a top 5 LW in the league with a solid deal instead of an aging #2 dman with a terrible contract. They wouldn't have a defence now but that really highlights how bad Subban for Weber was. Canadian management sucks even more than the Finnish equivalent.
>>69081376
>tfw no Hall
I feel you frog bro
>>69075234
>Larson has been the Devils best defenceman for 2 years
What?
>Oilers got a great shutdown defender
Larson is a good player no doubt and part of what you say about Deboer is true but DO NOT underestimate the impact of him playing with Greene. Just ask Oil fans what they think of Mark Fayne(Greenes partner b4 Larson)
>>69081396
Finnish GMing isn't bad, just too meme
well at least we got Lucic...
>>69081425
that's not a good thing
>>69079912
>Vancouver won a cup before Seattle...
New thread where?
>>69081434
That's the thing, Lucic can be absolutely shit and it doesn't even matter because McDavid will still bank 30 off of his grocery stick of a nose
lucic is going to bully mcdavid and fuck his gf
>>69081506
New
any other coiler fans here?
>>69081526
I pity you. I really do.
>>69081642
It's terrible, bro. What team do you root for?
>>69081707
Bolts.
>>69081740
must be nice
I still don't understand this shit
>tfw my name is Taylor, and the Escort I had sex with is also named Taylor, then a few hours later, Taylor Hall gets traded
I probably already posted this yesterday, but I'm posting it again
>>69075611
>He's only 23 and is already an elite defenseman
That doesn't say much when New Jersey's next best defenseman is Andy Greene.
Edmonton got robbed out of a franchise scorer for a top pairing defensive D-man, which they needed, but paid too much for.
>>69082234
Larson was behind Greene on the depth chart famalama
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