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>>69044598
Obligatory /trb/ related links:
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First for me, I guess.
Sychelles edition
>>69063273
Oh well. At least I tried.
>tfw first perfect 10
should I buy 16 if I already own 15
>>69063434
is this a new meme?
>that feel when the season ends and you can work on making your staffing as efficient as possible for next season
best feel
staff searching is literally more fulfilling and rewarding than player searching
>>69063434
>Play demo
>Decide for self if it is better or worse
>Make informed decision based on your own preferences
10000 times better than asking for reliable info from anons
R A R E S edition
>>69063478
Rare?
>>69063478
>>69063507
rare enough?
>>69063538
>that flag
>rare
stop padding your bingo
>>69063538
Is that Suriname?
Here's my best rare - although he originally represented Argentina.
>>69063580
Yeah it is
Did somebody say rare flags?
>>69063619
For all intents and purposes, he's American.
>>69063619
>Did somebody say rare flags?
it's been said several times in the last hour
>>69063619
>0 french blood
Le jammy Iceland face
>>69063638
I think Puerto Ricans get called up for shittier matches
>>69063638
if he's born in Puerto Rico and plays for Puerto Rico, he's Puerto Rican
it's like saying a Guadeloupean born international team player is effectively French.
>>69063671
mfw a viet ends up in a turkish youth academy
anybody ever tried to create a league system from scratch?
tried to do Greenland once and burned out because it meant researching about 200 players and trying to come up with a decent approximation of their skills, then trying to duplicate a really fucking weird league system.
>>69063773
>the greenland league is sponsored by coca cola
>>69063580
oy vey
>>69063773
oh and I also had to put in every single town and its coordinates/climate/etc because the nation is not in the DB and they also mostly crazy names like Qaqartoqq and Nagdlunqaqq
>>69063708
Well yes he is.
my striker keeps getting memed by the deffense with the offside. What skills makes him better to dont get caught by offsides?
>>69063887
There's a PPM for that.
Post home-grown squads.
>>69063773
>>69063864
Do they actually have a league? What a crazy country.
I just remembered I had a rare flag in another save.
>>69063966
looks comfy as fuck
>>69063966
yes
also that is the nicest field in Greeland and was funded by FIFA, the rest of them play on gravel or if they're lucky clay
>>69063977
>>69063993
Yeah, this one doesn't look that comfortable to play on.
>>69063932
w-what is a ppm?
>>69064024
Leave.
guidetofootballmanager.com
>>69063974
>Sierra Leone
based
>>69064021
Doesn't look comfy to play on, but looks nice to spectate desu.
tfw no rare flags
>>69063868
>>69063708
Because despite what FM might tell you, Guadeloupe is a French overseas department. Just like Loire-Atlantique but far, far away. They even do play in Coupe de France. And Payet doesn't play for La Réunion, it's France.
The only reason these "national teams" exist is for the meme Caribbean cups (thanks CONCACAF), "MUH ORIGINS PRIDE" as well as to signify that they are not linked to the French league system for fairly obvious reasons. But Guadeloupe is France.
>>69064086
they still have enough autonomy that a Guadeloupean is a Gueadloupean and a Puerto Rican is a Puerto Rican and a Aruban is an Aruban and Faroese are Faroese, just because they aren't fully sovereign doesn't mean they are puppets.
bit of a beginner question regarding training.
i notice that every player is automatically set to train in their main position. are they learning the components of that position in training (eg. forwards -- composing and finishing), if yes, do I really need to set an additional focus for my players?
>>69064132
>just because they aren't fully sovereign
Guadeloupe isn't a sovereign state. It's just not. It's a French department, full stop. Even Porto-Rico has more of a case of being a sovereign state than Guadeloupe ever will.
>>69064165
Post picture of what you mean.
>>69064173
they're something separate as far as FM is involved
take your argument to >>>/int/
>>69063966
>>69063977
http://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/04/21/474847921/the-arctic-suicides-its-not-the-dark-that-kills-you
>>69064165
their ability in that position isn't improving due to their position training but the benefit is that is doesn't detract from the rest of their training so long as they are training in a position they are natural in.
>>69064205
>Implying Miles could code Guadeloupe into the French league
Because they don't have the same league system for fairly obvious reasons. However, Guadeloupe teams do play in Coupe de France.
>>69064231
alright, thanks man.
>>69064222
>http://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2016/04/21/474847921/the-arctic-suicides-its-not-the-dark-that-kills-you
>goats and soda
Is this a FM fansite?
Who's ready for some /trb/ cringe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvJWlqAuaPU&ab_channel=SpencerFC
>>69064508
Is it worse than that morz video?
>>69064508
>>69064524
yes
and I've posted this video before as well
>Knocks the ball past opponents
>DM
Oy vey, I wonder how that could turn out! It's funny, it's always this specific coach that has completely retarded recommendations. The others may not be right but they don't propose such retarded bullshit.
>>69064524
He renames the club 'hashtag fc', renames the players after him and his mates, makes him and his brother the two best players in the world, struggles to win games, plays with the 'standard' mentality, and only has 4 instructions.
But worst of all
>wingers
wew
>>69064647
>only has 4 instructions
You can still have a good tactic with only 4 instructions. It is substantially more pleb to have like 14 instructions because "lol better click something in all the categories right?!"
Also SI getting absolutely spanked by them irl football is embarrassing.
>Hall for Larsson straight up
>Subban for Weber straight up
>Stamkos staying in Tampa Bay
EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
>>69064593
>he still visits with his coaching staff
>>69064738
>WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
Apparently everything
>>69064508
>he's creating himself
>i'll give myself a little bit more height, y'know?
>183cm
>>69064746
gotta throw them a bone and give them the illusion that their input matters
>>69063966
kek, it's not even 11v11
>>69064738
I know what the individual words mean, but I have no idea what you're saying.
>>69064788
look's like that's just a youth match, I actually watched a league match and it was 11v11
>>69064508
>over 500k views
>>69064767
>"my stamina is DECENT"
>gives himself 19
>>69064746
For the same reason I scout South Europe... except that scouting South Europe actually gives me reports about affordable players for a Slovenian side like mine. Once every three years they have a decent input.
>>69064788
>>69064862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-Zau1BwMk
>playing on gravel
>bravery 20
>>69064767
>>69064868
I just hate this guy, you can tell that if it wasn't for the fact a load of 10 year olds bum his youtube channel he would be stacking shelves in Tecso for his entire life.
>>69065000
Wait, this is actually his job?
>>69065085
Most likely, just look at his chair and his room setup, it looks like any other youtuber's room, only with a football team. He gets an average of 500.000 views per video and he cranks out several (longish) videos a week, so at the very least he makes some money from his channel.
>>69065085
Yeah, he was paid by Adidas to go to the Euros and make vlogs of him watching all the England games as well (I think)
>>69065240
>>69065274
>>69065085
Got to admit I have no idea who he is
>>69065274
did he manage the England team too?
>>69065312
Chuckled
>>69065304
No idea who he is either, but these FIFA youtuber guys are a diamond dozen.
>>69065274
Imagine being paid to go to the Euros and fuck around. Well, I guess he didn't stay for long anyway.
>>69065492
>Imagine being paid to go to the Euros and fuck around
I don't need to imagine it, I watched 11 people doing it repeatedly
>>69065307
R A R E
A
R
E
>>69065520
I laughed through my tears
>>69065240
>>69065274
>>69065304
I don't understand how most YouTube celebrities are so popular. It's either:
1) somebody sitting in front of a camera and waffling on for half an hour
2) somebody playing a game and waffling on while they're doing it
>>69065708
3) Girl with tits
>>69065708
No accounting for taste. Not defending him but there are plenty of similar example in "proper" media. How the likes of Big Brother or Loose Women is still on the air I have no idea but there must be a market for it and that is the only explanation needed.
>>69065708
You've got to remember that nowadays children have access to the internet and a lot of time on their hands.
>>69065708
Mainly this >>69065808 . Also, girls want to fuck these guys and the guys want to be like them.
>>69065777
>Loose Women
What's that? Sounds lewd.
>>69065852
Loose women is just an hour of 40something women talking to each other
>>69065852
>What's that? Sounds lewd.
You would be massively, massively disappointed.
Its just some lunchtime tv talkshow shit where a bunch of middle-aged women sit around and chat shit. It is literally just tv for middle-aged housewives to watch and get brainwashed by.
>>69065708
before the internet, people did the same except with TV
it's absolutely fucking retarded and if it wasn't for youtube most of these people would be poor and working in starbucks or walmart
as much as I dislike it I admit to watching drbenjy, mainly for the rage and the bizarre tactics
>>69065852
Actually I forgot Loose Women did provide us with one of the best tv moments of this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X78ygk0S_TM
Remember this goes out live at lunchtime
/r/ing that pic of an article about indonesian children saved from a threadmaking factory or something like that, you know what I'm talking about.
>>69063424
>win 11-1
>player from the other team gets a 7.0
lel
>>69065964
What's the context of that? And they wanted that to be live why?
Uncensored (sort of): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlUBdZ1dMRY
>>69066064
She is a woman known first for getting her tits out then just for being a general reality tv idiot
He's her son who is mentally challenged. He was getting trolled on line
>>69066102
>Remember thinking Dwight Yorke's kid could play for England
>Harvey happens
>Still might be a good choice
>>69065964
top lel
I love unintentional TV slip-ups (both verbal slips and Gerrard slips)
here's Alan Pardew saying "rape" on MotD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToAah0ME4bY
>>69066165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZjy_my11g4
>>69066165
>Look at comments
>So weird that the player that got 'raped' is Ched Evans.
And you can tell he realized what he'd said immediately.
>>69065520
Nice one.
>>69066216
>that cheeky Gabby chuckle
>>69066235
I think the Beeb apologised for it afterwards
>>69065974
I know which one you're talking about.
>>69066312
Please, kind sir, share it with us if you hold that piece of art in your possession.
>>69066335
I don't.
>>69066136
>tfw LeBron's son said he won't wear his dad's jersey number so people won't recognize him
Well, he might be a good choice too.
>>69065964
>>69066102
>Katie Price
Damn, if you said Jordan I would have known immediately who she is. She's like the godmother of modern day attention whoring.
Our form was funny at first but now it's getting a bit worrying.
>>69066216
>>69066165
Amazing
>>69066528
At least his son is playing basketball, unlike Magic Johnson's "son".
>Manager Points
W E W
E
W
>>69066652
God, I'd get AIDS too if my son was looking like that. Reminds me of Arnold's kids: the one who looks the most like him his is Mexican bastard son.
>>69066652
what is that
>>69066699
Why, it's Earvin III Johnson, Magic Johnson's son. Who else would it be?
>>69066757
>son
>>69066528
>"With number 5, LeBron James jr comes in"
>"Gee I wonder who's his father"
for fuck's sake. two disallowed goals that shouldn't have been and a penalty kick to martins that he shouldn't have been given. still, four goddamn goals.
>>69066654
At least the league is well-balanced and diverse, isn't it?
>>69066652
>>69066757
>>69066688
>tfw I know "him" for years from some rich kids of Instagram shit
>tfw I've never even considered he might be related to Magic
If I had a son like him I wouldn't have a son.
>>69066892
>At least the league is well-balanced and diverse, isn't it?
>6 Manager of the month in a row
Can't tell if you're being ironic. I'm literally on the verge of being a champ right here.
>>69066934
>>69066892
Oh wait, almost. It's a top 2 finish, forgot we gained a spot last year when I cucked the EL away from >Neverton. Pure dumb luck however that was, thanks Chelsea for ruining the group stage of CL for everyone last year (as well as this year kek) and to all the other teams for underestimating my squad and sending their B teams. Truly no one cares about EL and play it seriously.
>tfw learning in a rather tough way that 4chan Plus had a backdoor that lets all kinds of viruses get onto your laptop
Reminder to uninstall it
>>69067051
ruh roh
>>69066934
>>69067040
Well, if you were able to win the Manager of the Month award six times in a row it says a lot about the league, isn't it? Of course it was me being ironic.
>>69066892
>me in charge of attaching the picture
guys I just started playing FM2016 but it keeps changing the fucking names. How do I fix it?
>>69067145
there's not enough maymay arrows for that pic
>>69067051
>>69067088
>these reviews
top kek
>>69067181
Don't use a cracked version, there's no proper crack. Buy it, it's like 15€.
>>69067182
If it's plasma it's fine... perhaps.
>>69067224
I hope his blood got thrown away and this was done just for publicity... but why the fuck would you advertise blood donation with a known HIV carrier?
>tfw when a player takes a 60k wage drop just to get first team football
feels good desu
why is the PPM tab greyed out? i can't select him to learn anything
but when i go to backroom staff meeting, when someone suggested for this player to stop playing long passes and i said yes, he started the training (i just cancelled it)
what the hell??
i want this lad to fucking learn to cut inside properly since he has no left foot to speak of and cant play on the right
>>69067224
15? where?
I had a vietnamese player in one save named K' The Nam and he was great, i could never afford him because I was playing in lower leagues
>>69067553
hi ICBINB
>>69067553
Google. At worst it's 18€ on Steam.
well
>>69063773
yeah
it was alright, I even had a bunch of kinda decent Greenland players at some point
>>69067706
oh well
Alright, fuck you Kem.
>>69067723
he's way too good
also I wanted Danish names to be very limited, but I never even got far enough to make sure regens had Inuit names. It probably would have been over my head.
>>69067824
at least you spotted it before you clicked it (unlike normitch)
>>69067887
I spotted exactly one player out of several thousands of reports, but I mostly splurged because he was being followed by Farça, Real mad, Roma, Inter and the likes so he must be good.
>>69067945
>national fitness 4-9
>anticipation 3-7
>teamwork 6
>>69067974
Mentals develop by playing, I don't exactly care about these considering his age.
How do you get thumbnails for your webm files again?
>>69068006
I think shit teamwork stays shit
and he's a bit too offensive to have 6
>>69067945
>I mostly splurged because he was being followed by Farça, Real mad, Roma, Inter and the likes so he must be good.
Not really. AI youth policy is basically identical to what Mitch does.
>Young
>Big PA
>Good Determination
>"Yep sign him up"
If the rest of his attributes don't back it up then that is gonna be a very hit and miss way of doing things.
>>69068035
what if Mitch is an actor hired by the AI to try and fit in with us?
>>69068035
You forgot
>does the player want them?
>charge >€20m minimum
>>69067945
>I mostly splurged because he was being followed by Farça, Real mad, Roma, Inter and the likes so he must be good.
Well actually there also was a turkroach too, but his club knew how good he was as they asked 20M€ for him.
>>69068028
>>69068035
Aight, I suppose I won't brace myself up. At least, being a Model Pro signifies that he will be a decent tutor.
>>69068056
>"Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice"
>>69067540
>69067540
>>69067540
>>69067540
pls respond
>>69068081
Epic! Always love seeing a fellow twitch brother in the wild :kappa:
Who HYPE for youth day??? :kappabueno:
>>69068112
KappaPride
What's the best way of improving Technicals? I've got a regen with very good physilels, ok mentals but shit technicals.
Going back to accident words said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VCJVZ2I9zY
>>69068067
>He spends 20mill+ on youth
Pleb detected
>>69068145
Depends of his age. Under 21, fix his physicals first. Over that, just train him on the tekkers he needs for his role. Just dumb training, good facilities and coaching, and perhaps a decent tutor to fix his professionalism and determination.
>>69068165
Yeah, good German youth is expensive as fuck, even from shit teams.
>>69068220
Exclude every club that has similar or slightly lower rep than yours, nevermind higher. Well save you quite some time on those reports.
>>69068260
There isn't one, besides Inter and Juve. I've been the biggest club in Germany for 7 years, and top five in the world for 3-4.
>>69063434
>Brazilian being able to afford FM16
How many tourists will you need to rob to be able to pay for it?
>Average age of 21
That's kinda because anything older asks for thrice the wages at least you dumb fuck.
>>69068363
Gotta splurge then.
>>69068505
He doesn't even have to put effort into robbing them now, just waits for them to die of zika
>strained knee ligament out 6 weeks
>first game back
>strained knee ligaments out 6 weeks
>>69068557
Go on son, you know what needs doing.
>>69068557
>>69068588
I had to do that with this guy.
>get him on a free, he's really good compared to my other players
>almost every match I play him, he gets injured
>start bringing him on as a sub, he still gets injured
At least I could turn him into profit, sold him for 160k to Bolton. They made him captain for some reason, he's still getting injured.
>>69068653
>>69068557
I had to let him go eventually. He couldn't develop sine he was injured so often. Kinda something he didn't get injured this year... yet.
>Not sending all your crocks to the B team and letting them live the dream for a couple matches a season.
>>69068717
>Spending money on rejects
>>69068745
damn that image takes me back
>Real Madrid buys Dzeko
>they immediately put him in Castilla
Why spend 3.4M to do that.
>>69068860
In a previous save, Real Mad bought Ante Coric (-9PA FWIW) and let him rot in the reserves. Got him for like 2M€ tops and cheap wages since he was so happy to get the fuck out of there.
>Southgate does not want England job
>tfw not sure if good because it means he won't get it or bad because it shows we can't even attract someone that would be at best an average appointment
>>69068860
so nobody else can have him
>tfw thought my lestah save would help my burnout
>sitting first with an 18 point cushion and havent lost a match
too easy lads
fm newbie here, i've played it a lot back in the days (well not fm, championship manager 3 and 4 back in the late 90'/early 00'), but since i cant really remember anything about it i need some advice. should i start with some shitty team in some shitty leauge, or rather a team from european top 10? which would be easier to learn and understand this game?
>>69068997
a good team that you are somewhat familiar with
englan is interesting as hell
>>69069055
>neverton
>>69069055
Tell me South's CEO is Abdul Ahmed Muhammad.
>>69069117
brazilians, but i remember turks being the owners a couple decades ago
Never seen this news item before, pretty neat.
Dunno why my fans are so triggered though, I haven't even shortlisted/scouted that dude.
>Liverpool defender Martin Skrtel appeared to get himself in something of a social media storm on Wednesday, as he prepares to depart the Premier League giants, and manager Jurgen Klopp is at the heart of it - or the head of it.
>A now-deleted Instagram picture on a friend's account had a comment from a poster named pharrelski with a hashtag which translates as #Kloppisadickhead.
>Skrtel's own account then responded with “Last hashtag is TOP“, which lead to the original poster's hoping that "Jurgen won’t see it.”
>But the Liverpool man seemed to make his opinions on the former Borussia Dortmund boss known by saying: “Hope he does!”
>Squirtle
>>69069198
Have you photoshopped his face onto images of naked women?
>>69069198
I had questions about that when I signed a rival striker in the presentation presser. I simply said that he came back to his senses and signed for the right team: redemption my dear boy.
>>69068260
see here, just got home from work so I can post a screen
>>69063104
But now you don't need to have any regional scouting, really only a next opponent, your league, and champions league to get info on teams you'll play.
>I thought we had a chance
>>69069219
>those comments
fucking Liverslips
Can I get a suggestion on a reasonably uncluttered skin for FM14? Kind of tired of the default and its lack of a transfer deadline clock and such. Some of the most popular skins are really busy and gaudy.
>>69069233
I have 10 scouts and get about 30 reports per day. I can't poach those kids because they'd have signed with their clubs when I eventually get their report. Takes too long to comb through absolutely everything, especially since the AI finds good youth very easily.
>>69069285
Then look through them individually and only scout the ones that are decent.
I wish the board would let me double or triple the wages for a decent HoYD. Catastrophic intakes so far. I suppose I'll sign them this very time and will give them to low league Slovenian clubs later on. Miserable.
>>69068896
Then there's only one option left to lead the national team to the promised land through his tactical genius and revolutionary spirit. Special advisor: 'Arry because of his experience, assistant: P. Neville because of a typo from the FA's secretary.
>>69069268
The latest Bergkamp skin for FM14, preferably the white version. But it's worth to take a look at every available variation.
>>69069448
>Individually
>3k+ players
Kem, I don't have such severe autism. If I could filter them from the Transfer screen I would, but otherwise no.
>>69069483
You're going to miss out on cheap GOATs then.
>>69069456
Exactly what I was looking for, thanks man.
>>69069586
>3k/w
>Cheap
Nice one. Having played for so long made you forget what cheap actually means.
>>69069615
He's only asking that much because I have ~£450k p/w wage available.
Hate it when a team makes you activate it in the cup
>key highlights
>game decides to show the whole 3 minutes of injury time when I'm winning 3-0
>That scoreline
>Each time they came back
>Literally counter party
>The game displays the last two minutes of injury time
My heart couldn't take it, but we're through the first knockout round.
>>69069955
>Sinisasswhipe Mihajlobitch
>>69063424
This shit baffles me. The best I've gotten is 16 over two legs, and that's with 6 wonderkids.
I don't get how you fucks do this well.
You now remember Nicolas Milian.
>>69070294
Actually I don't
Maybe next year
>>69070479
jesus christ that group is tough (i still believe)
>>69070479
tbf they are all pretty horrible for a 4th seed bar maybe Group B
>>69069955
>>69070001
I gave them a match in the Supercup this season. So I """think""" I'm gonna get raped badly.
>>69070251
Just shoot a lot.
>>69070479
Depends. This was last year, and as you can see besides Chelski, everyone kinda shat the bed. A draw would've seen me go through, tho' I won EL so I'm not too disappointed either.
>>69070479
>>69070641
Compared with this season. The Greeks gave me a very tough match despite having strictly no Euro history and no coeff points. I didn't see an Abdul Haman in their board however. Just go for it, they're gonna send their B squad against you. You can get the upset.
That's right you cunt. I get my way. Always.
>>69070690
I mean with all due respect those are much easier groups, but I believe.
>>69070737
It's FM15, Lyon is on par with Dirtmount and Fio. Can't win against Chelski since >Flat Bullet Throws. But yeah, it's a nightmare draw... only if they send their top squad, which they likely won't. Believe indeed. Honestly it's not about qualifying for EL or even the knock outs, it's about getting the money with draws. You're gonna need it, the TV money is wank the first year around. At least get one or two draws.
>>69070803
My aim is to increase club coefficients right now and get more Irish teams in Europe desu.
>the city of Leeds
Remember when they were good?
>>69070830
Doesn't matter, they won't do anything with it. I thought the same before, but even Maribor who is the local Buyern and used to consistently qualify for CL or EL doesn't. AI is shite at building squads, you gotta play real nice with it, giving them money they're gonna inevitably waste and overpaying their youths while putting a 50% of next sale in the negotiations of players you buy from them too give them more money.
Last year I lucked EL, so we had two CL spots as well as 3 EL ones. No team, I mean NONE AT ALL, even qualified for EL. Not even Maribor and they have 10M€ in the bank. None. Don't count on the AI at all, just raise the coeff to avoid playoffs which can be tricky.
>>69070830
the ai is too dumb
>>69070918
>>69070882
I know they're dumb but appearing in higher rounds is worth more than 3 teams losing in the first round of the EL every year and it makes it easier for me to qualify for the CL.
Look it worked in FM14
>>69070882
>>69070830
Oh wait, slight exaggeration. One managed to get through, and that's the one that literally squandered the CL by losing to some dumb Swiss team after winning the first leg, so not much to be proud about.
>>69070947
>appearing in higher rounds is worth more than 3 teams losing in the first round of the EL every year and it makes it easier for me to qualify for the CL
Exactly what I've said. Except that at some point you need them to raise the rep and coeff of the league as you can't piggyback it forever even if you win it every year. And they fucking won't deliver.
>>69070979
I know fully well that is true but right now I am still in the piggybacking stage and don't have enough financial turnaround by selling players for lodsofemone each year because of my low rep to help support them.
Not bad for someone who's nearly 37.
>>69071463
GOATs never die
>>69071500
Except in Kenya
>>69071500
'til Valhalla.
>>69071594
>tfw no Kenyabro
Did he died?
Welp, there goes my clean sweep.
>>69071615
He said his location in Kenya was range-banned so it was hard for him to post.
hmm
>>69071724
>tfw gookmoot blocked all of Russia then solved the problem and unblocked them in like an hour but has left Kenya blocked
I'd like to thank my HoYD, my coaching staff, my parents, and the Drogheda Town Council.
>>69072380
>Tadhg Gleeson
Possibly the most Irish name I've seen
>>69072380
Guess you got pretty Luxy
They literally let it go when they led 1-4. At least I didn't get destroyed too hard. Tho' I can't Discipline the players for that, so I'm kinda disappointed overall.
>>69072536
i mean I know a Ruaírí Ó Maoilriain so you probably can get worse.
>>69072624
Sounds like somebody trying to speak after they've had their mouth anesthetised at the dentist
Oh well, nevermind. +1 Workrate and Det has been deposited onto your attributes.
OUT FUCKING SKILLED
Macca on the offchance they were calling you for the commentary on /sp/ v /a/ then pls answer
>>69072727
See, I told you. AI is retarded, even if you're proven to pull miracles after miracles they won't learn until your reputation or squad quality raises, at which point they'll take you seriously. I mean, I've met Celtic in the playoffs of CL last year and upset them. Then I met them in EL, and I still upset them yet again because they send the A' squad in the first leg. You can do it.
/sp/ vs /a/ kicking off now in a "friendly" if anybody cares
implyingrigged.info
>>69072881
>1-0 down immediately
>Manager is absent
Bring back dragonfag desu.
Or even Art.
>>69070614
I dunno man.
I've given up playing seriously on FM16 now. I signed kids with high PA and then maxed them with an edit program, with the goal of getting all 6 trophies in one season.
But even that, with super players, can I score that many. I don't get it.
Oh well. Doesn't really matter. The only proper game I'm playing now is Orlando.
>>69072991
You can't shoot lots in Orlando or you will get arrested
how2train
>>69073067
Treq maybe?
>>69073067
Got a good influence for him already.
>>69073057
Cheeky.
I signed Ronaldinho for them. So my 2 'desiginated players', ie; marquee signings, are Kaka and Ronaldinho. I have another one but he's so shit I think the club lets me kick him out. I also signed a very good Eritrean player.
>>69072881
>Those flags and meme faces/heads
Damn it's too fucking distracting.
>>69073067
Fix his shit Balance or he'll hit the crowd on every shot if he's running or/and challenged.
>Two? I only see 1 star my friend
reeeee
Need Macca
>rare players
I have a real rare player. The fact he's.
1. A legit, real life, player
2. Decent enough
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>69072881
>>69073121
>>69073208
I just celebrated a Messi goal. Well kill me.
>>69073158
>Messi scoring
JUST
>>69073188
>born in sweden
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>69073221
>2-1
Go away, I'm drunk.
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
I'M VERY HAPPY FOR VIRTUAL MESSI
>>69073242
Yup. I laughed at the name Goi thou. Good Goi Tom.
I also signed a free agent called Pol Garcia.
>>69073330
>You've just witnessed TSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUU setting up for MESSIMESSIMESSIMESSI
>2-2
Sweating hard and its only a friendly.
Still feel like no manager is better than any of the managers we've had since dragonfag
>>69073353
And now they choke. It's like pottery.
JUST
>>69073380
Since when the manager is Higuain?
>3-2
Wow that was something!
Absolutely choked
Why did I listen to you and decided to watch this
>/sp/
>>69073511
>espana
shame
>>69073577
can everybody stop reminding me that I am spanish please
>>69073591
have you ever thought about getting a new flag?
>>69073738
He's not allowed until I get a new one and Canada just removed the visa requirements for Mexicans. I'm gonna drown myself in maple and poutine.
>>69073799
>Canada just removed the visa requirements for Mexicans
But, only for travelers and visitors, not for permanent residence?
Or have I read something wrong again?
kek desu
Best player in this year's intake.
Personality: Balanced.
He is having a pretty decent season all in all
>>69073910
ugly af
>>69073830
I'll just visit permanently. :^)
>>69073926
yeah that is true
I am sure you like this guy more
>>69073947
That's not how you spell García.
Other than that, he's all right.
>>69074000
Ok ok this is who you like
Barcia is shit 2bh, was hoping he would displace birigui by now but there is more distance between them now than before
Arilla on the other hand is my only world class player
Real want him, hope to get 100mil out of them lle
I know the Canadian Championship is basically the most irrelevant cup of all time but Toronto are on theri way to choking it away so don't forget to meme MF when he appears
>>69074028
wew he's good. Not 100mil good though I'm afraid.
>>69074107
true but the name real madrid adds a good 40mil I think
>>69074117
Only if Perez wants him.
>>69074107
Posting my Spaniards now.
Although he was born in Colombia, he's only played for Spanish NTs (and has won the u19 Euros with Spain).
Currently my second choice cb with two on the field, so he gets decent game time.
nothing is impossible with robbie brady
>>69069055
>no united
glorious
>>69065520
Healthy kek
>it's a ruined clean sheet episode
>>69074186
And then there's Miguel.
Quite good, definitely promising.
But kind of smeared his own name.
He won the u20 World Cup with Uruguay and then declared for Spain.
>>69074418
>No clean sheet bonus
rejoice desu
>>69074440
I'm trying to finish the league with more goal difference than points though.
>>69074434
>He won the u20 World Cup with Uruguay and then declared for Spain.
Dropped to the U19s and put on heavy sweeper training
DUNDALK BTFO
GET KEKED
>>69074059
Vancouver have LITERALLY bought on a 15 year old and Toronto are still going to lose having had a 1-0 lead from the first leg.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphonso_Davies
[MF mocking intensifies]
>start unemployed as sunday leaguer with no license in Faroe Islands
>get a top division job literally the first week
that didn't go the way I expected it to
>>69074560
What job?
>>69074620
KI
I was going to just start at HB but I thought I would try to start unemployed this save
>>69074652
>KI
>HB
?
>>69074701
Just some meme country. Will never amount to anything in a major international competition
>>69074717
>Starting in England
>>69074701
KI is Klaksivikar Itrotterfelag or something, Faroese is a weird language
HB is Havnar Boltfelag and it's the top club in the Faroe Islands, such as it is.
>>69074717
just like Iceland, right?
>>69074764
Exactly
>>69074764
I'd say they need some ice for that burn but that's the last thing they want to see.
>>69074717
>tfw there are no Greeks on /trb/ to troll
i'm fucking done for the night. christ.
>>69074792
Can't wait to see if Iceland as a supermarket are impacted by retards refusing to shop there
>>69074867
>voting to leave the EU with no endgame in mind
wouldn't be surprised
Also butters I'm not sure how you feel about this but it's happening.
>>69074913
i would be more mad about
>sporting
he was at porto why would he go to sporting
>>69074928
he retired at r. mad for me in 2018/19, fm15.
>>69074973
Oh man thats good
>>69074867
sounds like Freedom Fries Part 2
>those fucking mentals
still way too good for this league though
That fucking team name
>wales making it to the QF of a major tournament
MILES
>>69076278
Wake me up when he lets England not make it.
>>69076278
>england italy 4-1
MILEEEES
>>69076284
>>69076321
that's more like it
>i want to go to this club for the higher wages boss
>ok then, how about a pay rise?
>omg i cant believe you thought you could just throw money at the problem!!
just made a 75 million bid on a centre-back
>>69076879
Post him
>>69076916
>relishes big matches
>consistent performer
I've been trying to get him for years but napoli responded to my offers with "we want 180mil :^)". now some EPL teams made offers for him and for the first time they accepted a somewhat reasonable offer
>>69076966
if you have the money and finances won't go to shit go for it my man, he looks pretty good
>>69076966
>0 caps
how good must the actual NT defenders be then?
>>69077038
1 billion transfer kitty :^)
>>69077039
not as good as him, IDK why he isn't called up
>players complain for bad treament of teammate since I didn't sell him to a bigger club
>tell them that we'd be worse off without our best player
>'You're right, boss'
Works every time.
morning tribblers
Champ Man 00/01 bump
>>69078165
Based Bati is based.
>>69078165
>8 creativity but 19 flair
wew
preparing for JUST
>Vancouver
HAHAHAHA
all aboard the denmark - serbia final bandwagon
ok this is the cheekiest thing I've seen this week
>tfw we did it
good feel, now maybe i can be actual national team manager
>argenchoka
now their estimated value is 5.75m, every other team's in girone B is 0-400k
>that was his last game
;_;7
>>69077634
Did you have to rebuild the Olympic Stadium from scratch or what?
>>69079461
Congrats on becoming the best club in Canada.
Mite b cool
Well shit, time to get fucked
>>69079869
Thanks HC.
>>69079891
You better be buying him.
>>69079891
so where does his first name end and surname begin?
the ethnic cleansing is complete
ignore the part-albanian though
>>69080287
your board loves you :3
>>69080309
If they really loved me they would improve the youth facilities.
>>69066165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBYpzPZzrqA
>garth crooks
>>69080287
;_;
how boring
trb ded
>>69081201
Yuros still at work and AmeriNEETs not awake yet.
>>69081301
>implying we work
>>69081336
The yuro trips do. Even Nige has a summer job now I think.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36485893
>FCUM
>best youth prospect so far
>my regens injure him
Anyway, what should I train him as?
>>69081802
>can't pass
>AMC
Right bench.
>>69081802
what does he rim?
his attributes are all over the place, he isn't particularly well-suited to anything
>>69081802
box to box, but heavy passing until it's 10.
Well I did stand a chance against them eh
round of 16 CL
>>69081890
Anuses. Yeah, I know, that's why I'm asking.
>>69081859
MF, pls
>>69081891
Ok, thanks.
>Ibra to Man U confirmed
World in complete unshock, people heard screaming "DIDN'T THAT HAPPEN ALREADY?"
>>69081934
Kem is probably right in the long run given what our resident Finn has said. He just has a weird array of attributes.
Well I've offered him a contract and all I can do now is hope. If he signs elsewhere, I'm resigning from this club. Fuck this board.
>>69082087
IRL he left couple of months ago. he(or his agent) said they had received several offers abroad
..then he signed for FC inter
>>69081978
there's actually two resident finns for once. I manage sassuolo and he manages some argentinian team with a long name
>>69082166
>drew Lech Poznan in the 2nd CL round
>they are now trying to poach based FFO from me
Truly a nightmare.
>signing for FC Inter
>>69082179
Well that's awkward.
Holy shit. Its happening
Can we please get a halfway decent candidate for PM up in this country? Please?
>>69082223
TSUUUUUUUUU :(
This meme has gone too far.
>>69082223
nicely jinxed m8
>>69082179
Los Cuervos del Fin del Mundo (something like The Ravens at the End of the World). As an Argie, his save is hilarious.
>>69082166
>>69082194
Maybe his agent thought it was the Italian Inter.
>>69082223
>>69082256
Couldn't hold on to the lead but its still one of my best ever results. Europa league here we come
frogbro, This is what I get for a week after european youth intakes. ~80 reports a day of 'he's shit, don't bother'.
>>69082247
>everything must be better than average
kek
requesting measurable improvements is one thing, requesting statistical impossibilities is another.
Absolute humiliation.
GENERATION
O
L
D
E
N
>scores winner in derby match against AC Oulo
>proceeds to sign for Lech a few days later
Well this was fun while it lasted. RIP Finland.
>>69082551
>
pls gib better chairman
>>69082855
where are you going next
>>69082983
South Africa for now. I'll keep my eyes out at the club level.
it's italy all right
so the next great italian captain and leader of men is apparently going to be some filthy-looking hippie
>>69083250
How does Kyle Beckerman become Italian and 19 again?
>>69083250
>not having a cult leader captain
>>69083303
I wouldn't like my players to commit mass ritual suicide
whatever, I'm going to trip from now on
>>69083404
jonestown massacre time
>>69083543
Are you the Argentinean Finn or the Italian Finn?
>>69083557
italian
so I'm having a testimonial for my captain, and apparently some old players that used to be in the team with him came to visit. is this a new feature in 16 or why haven't I seen this before? pretty cool
>>69083615
>is this a new feature in 16
yes
>>69083615
>>69083642
>Ajer
>>69083709
dont judge me, I was poor and needed the money
>BREAKING: @JanVertonghen out of @UEFAEURO 2016 after tearing two ankle ligaments. #SSNHQ
tfw not one but TWO ankle ligaments teared
>>69084142
knees_are_not_supposed_to_bend_that_way.mp4
>tfw Danko Lazovic signed to Videoton
If he'll be half as good as he was in PSV Eindhoven or Zenit, it's tax money well spent.
>>69083615
>>69083636
Not a new feature, it's been in FM since 14. You just haven't seen it yet.
>>69084286
>Not a new feature, it's been in FM since 14. You just haven't seen it yet.
No. That is categorically incorrect.
>tfw I don't feel like playing FM anymore
Why did it happen lads? Until yesterday I was having a good time with it, and I was actually doing well for once.
>>69084478
the feeling to play fm transferred to me
I am serious, I had 0 interest last 2 weeks but now I am playing
>>69084478
you'll come back
everyone always comes back
>>69084478
burnout :^)
>>69084519
burnout is a meme
>>69084510
this
>tfw qt german amc
>>69084340
Oh, you mean the former players part? I though he was talking about testimony itself, which is indeed a feature since FM14. My bad, then.
>>69084478
Go play something else. (Preferably, not another Excel-simulator). The best cure of being bored with a video game is another video game.
this name made me sad
he should have a biographical film in the spirit of last of the mohicans
>>69084869
>sub 6'
he'll definitely be the very last one
>>69084340
That's pretty cool desu. Imagine your 43 year old retired regen coming back and scoring in a testimonial for one of his younger team mates
>>69085243
>retired
Do you see the part where it says "active (non-retired)"?
>>69085347
I assumed it meant from football altogether not from playing
>>69085365
No. Because players that become staff lose their playing attributes so how would it determine the players performance?
>>69085416
I hoped it'd draw on "keep details after retirement ;_;
>>69084869
He's only the youngest child, don't worry.
Lads, how many years do you reckon it will take me to win CL with my local club?
Starting from 2nd league.
>>69085734
are you better than mitch? ~12 years
are you worse than mitch? you won't
are you at mitch's level? ~30 years
>>69085793
>mitch
>win CL
what?
>>69085828
It's an estimate. It only took him 15 to get to the prem, another 15 and he should have a single cl title.
>>69085793
>12 years
Ayy lmao, I don't think you understand how bad the Finnish 2nd league is.
Starting from literally the bottom.
>>69085877
Yes, but in 4 years you'll be walking the top league with your reserves.
>>69085877
from my recent experience I would say 20+ years if you're good, Veikkausliiga is a shitshow but fortunately the entire world except for South America and parts of Asia is considered "EU" for league registration.
I was about 5 years in and was getting my shit pushed in during the EL group stage by Lyon and Sporting, but we did cuck Mainz.
>Europa have won 2-0 in the Europa League
Is this the biggest result in Gibraltan football history?
>>69086793
They probably still get beat in the 2nd leg but if they can hold on then its pretty impressive
>>69086793
Are we counting the eventual win over England or no?
LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA
>Figo
His tears are filling with cry.
>Cedric
>he missed his interception and Poland made him pay!
Guess we'll see another GOAT retires tonight.
This will be 3-3 in 90th minute
Here's my star Polak
>>69088278
we'll be lucky if we see another shot on target
>into the wall again
Classic donaldo.
>We're going to have Germany-Poland in the final
It's just to make up for the dogshite match they gave us before
>le hit the wall in every free kick man
How can he be so shit now at FKs, he was good before going to R. Madrid.
>35yo
What's the worst that could happen if I sign him?
>>69088833
>>le hit the wall in every free kick man
Hey that's not fair! Sometimes he hits it over the bar or wide too.
>>69089077
slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kiddo. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kiddo. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kiddo? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a million different captions to. Chin up, kiddo. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards…
>>69088894
He breaks his own ankles instead of someone else's.
>Scout a player out of curiosity
>He gets anew contract the following day
The AI has an incredible timing for that crap.
>Celtic back to 2-2 after being 2-0 down in their first friendly under Brenny
Guess they showed good character
>>69089319
Nah, it's just because it's not a European qualifier.
>>69088461
???
Welp.
do you people play with or without the winterupdate?
>>69090716
Why would you play without?
>>69090849
shitty useless transfers. + Luka Jovic is now at Benfica
>>69090940
>Real life is shitty and useless
Of course it is, it's part of the charm.
>>69087657
Lewy*
Reminder that the only other team that had lesser possession against us this tournament was Norn Iron.
>>69091353
shut up australian HC
Post arrowz
Aggression/Bravery meme anyone?
>6'2"
>Jumping 13
I'm 5'9" and I feel sorry for him.
Managed to go as high as 40mil for Bazoer.
Should I let him go?
>donaldo
>>69094187
what's he done now?
>>69094549
It's what he didn't, that being, hitting the ball
>my dad has just gone to bed
>he went to bed in the Croatia - Portugal match just before a football match broke out
We should be in for a good extra time then
>>69095040
Liar.
>>69096104
cunt
>>69096287
>all them stewards to stop one invader
top wew
>Iceland commentator making a quip about Brexit
don't think they're allowed to do so after >muh fishing and withdrawing from EU negotiations one-sidedly
>>69096706
What did he say?
>>69096739
this was after the final whistle in the >england match
something about "you can go home, you can leave Europe"; the translation made it sound as a brexit quip
shit tier compared to "Thatcher's boys"
>>69093918
did you do it? he might not make 20 appearances man
also, what's with all the muzzies bawwing on normiebook about "n-no one cares about us the way they did about paris or brussels"?
>>69097108
Facebook allowed you to change your pic to a french or belgian flag for their attacks
They aren't doing a turkish thing after the airport bombings
>>69097219
->facebook approves of removal of kebab
>tfw POR had a tsunami in 1969
>tfw now they have a Tsu - Nani
Judging by this match, I can't decide which one os / was the bigger disaster.
>>69097219
>wanting to wear a flag of a country rapidly regressing into a religious dictatorship
>>69097346
0/10
penaldo time, wew
will /sp/ explode if he misses?
What are the odds Poland make the final after 3 shootouts?
>tfw missed the invader
just like the security, as I'm led to believe :^)
>>69097418
>you now remember 2012 when he didn't even take one
Does this guy look like he'd make a decent winger one day? Running a 4-4-2 so I'd retrain him to play in the RM position
>>69097848
A bit invisible 2bh.
>>69097848
I think Ozil belongs in the centre
>>69097887
evry tim
You just know tsu is going to miss the deciding penalty.
>>69097954
>those mentals
He's a winger all right.
>>69097954
>either footed
>wasting him at MR
I hope you wont actually get him, you mug
>>69097985
fuck you for jinxing 24 pens on us
>>69097985
>you
>>69097954
no off the ball
train to wingback
>>69098311
>wingback
Literally no defense.
>>69098311
>positioning even lower
>>69098410
and?
>>69098439
Nothing else to be said 2bh.
>stuttering his run up
deserved to miss
why do good things happen to bad people
Country of chokers.
Ronaldoes what messidon't
>>69098758
3.7/5
>>69098731
no wonder they emigate to England
Where's Abdul saying Ronaldo shows up in big matches? Quaresma is the real GOAT in Portugal.
>>69099172
at least Ronaldo didn't let his team down by fucking up the first pen :^)
>>69097447
Better yet, what are the odds of Portugal winning the tournament without winning a match?
>>69099412
The time for shitting on Messi was a few days ago, stop living in the past, Morzi.
It's coming, lads.
>>69098169
You think he's more useful elsewhere?
2018 is our year, screencap this la
>>69100004
have him switch between being a >winger and a >cut inside man depending on the match situation
