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ITT: The best footballer with your first name
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Not even memeing
>>69061982
op said name, not skin colour
>>69061953
CHI
>>69062100
COL
Same name, age and region.
>>69062153
James Vardy's better
Feels good man
>>69062214
>John Charles
>Gian Carlo
>>69062128
he looks like the main character of a Yaoi manga
I don't even know any other footballer called Jaap but he would be the best anyway
>>69062174
b-b-but James isn't his name?
>>69062042
ID pic or never happened
>>69062174
Literally who
>>69062261
Zlatan is a really common name in Eastern Europe
pretty white though
Tbh he's just the first one that came to mind
>>69062266
eeeh pu70
lul
>>69062280
cheeky lad
At least he will be really good in the future, I hope.
>>69061982
oh vey
;^)
>>69062269
Seconded
lol
>>69062318
>not batistuta
w-what
>>69061327
If it is my exact name then Paco Gento
If it is my name in any language, Beckenbauer
>>69062352
fuck, I forgot about him but jesus in probably the best playing right now.
Inb4 Giroud
Oliver Bierhoff is a close second
At first I thought it would be Hiddink but this man won the Europacup 1
Pizarro and Marchisio desu
always had a soft spot for Taffarel as well
JUST
I don't think there are any notable footballers with my first name
>>69062279
Not really. Its one of the names popular in communistic era. It draws origin from word "gold" (zlato) and was popular for not having any of historic or religious connotation. Also popular male names from that period Zoran (dawn), Goran (Valley), Dragan (dear)...
I share name with this guy.
>>69062457
>no Caniggia
Are there any famous white football players called 'Patrick'?
>>69062384
forgot pic
damn
>>69061953
Ayy same tßh
>>69062261
you're right I'm just memeing
He's a literally who but it's still the "most famous" footballer with my name.
Kudos to the one(s) who can found out who this is.
>>69062507
Patrick Bamford.
>>69062432
>Jakub
CHI
>>69061953
close enough
t. breivik
I don't know any "good" player called Victor
W E E J O E
My name is Miguel, you tell me.
>>69062507
Kluivert?
>>69061327
>>69062584
>white
>>69062575
Wanyama
He looks very much like me too
>>69062548
Yup
>>69062473
Some day, Aiden, some day.
>have obscure frisian name
>no footballers with my name
fug
>>69062645
WHITE BOI PUCCI
![victor-valdes-manchester-united-u21s_3256808[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u3bxUxp.jpg "victor-valdes-manchester-united-u21s 3256808[1]")
>>69062575
>>69062535
didn't he use to tripfag here?
>>69062713
He seems like the type to do just that
>>69062674
Infinitely better than being a nigger in all honesty senpai
>>69062757
I was thinking ballack but you're right Laudrup was better
>>69062290
>implying that I'm mexican
>>69062507
packie bonner
>>69062790
t. tony montana
>>69062790
>Luis
>Living in usa
>Not mexican
Pick two
>>69062790
still a spic, right?
literally no one good
I didn't find anyone else
>>69062660
I'm not 12 and from Utah
I sort of have a jew name though
At least people won't even know my name without GIS.
I don't know any other player called José as good as my grandpa said this guy was.
>>69062852
It's a very common Cuban name
>>69062853
of course
>>69062875
>>69062899
this dude sucks yo
>>69063062
>>>69062875
>being called Bernard
>>69063099
>this flag
>this post
JUST
>>69062507
Pat Jennings
>>69063099
insha'Allah brother
>>69063090
it's actually Bernhard but there are absolutely no footballers worth mentioning called that
>>69063157
>dat image
>dat flag
Shouldn't you be happy, Sadiq?
this man
>tfw no soccer players called Sean
>>69063099
Elneny or Sakho are probably better
>>69063285
>forgetting le pacy english black winger with no end product #423508575
>>69062388
Gabriel Paulista
>Dirk Kuijt's dad
meh
>>69063226
for you Mario
>>69061953
Y-you to?
>>69061982
KEK
>>69062507
Vieira?
>>69063285
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_St_Ledger
>>69063285
Sean St Ledger
Lloris is a cunt neway
>tfw have a load of people with my name as their surname but can't think of one with it as their first name
Kind of shit out of luck, ain't I?
Is there seriously no one called Cristiano on here?
Shit is pretty common.
>>69063332
>Mamadou "Mohamed" Sakho
Ehh...
>>69062901
Despite his reputation for drinking, smoking and not going to training, Moreno was also known for his formidable heading ability and fine physical qualities.[3]
nice
>>69063552
in italy it's not, I only know one cristian
>>69062371
Same, easy choice
Dont know anybody else, but i still like him
>>69063552
I don't think I've ever met someone called Cristiano.
Pirlo
>>69062280
Underrated kek
>>69062444
same
>>69062507
Patrick Hermann
>>69062507
>Can be Patrick Vieira
>Chooses to be Patrick Anderson
y tho
>>69062280
wew
He's unironically a world cup winner.
>>69063602
pretty based lad, he went to brothels before matches
>>69062568
STILL THE BEST, FAGGOTS!
>>69064049
What the fuck, he plays for my team, how the hell did I forgot him?
>>69062575
Ibarbo
>>69063518
Stefano Fiore was better desu
Are there even good players called Ivan? I know Ivan de la peña but >good
no soccer player named Bernard/o
my dad actually named me after this beast.
>>69064490
Rakitic
Perisic
>>69064564
wtf I forgot Rakitic, yeah. Don't know who's Perisic tqh
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>69064579
scored the secong goal against spain.
>>69064579
guy who dyed his hair red and white in Croatia-Portugal
>>69064312
he said good player not memes
>>69061327
This guy , I think.
My name is not exactly Daniele, but the Russian variation of it
>>69064523
My nigga, go Browns
>>69064689
Danny Rose's better la
>>69064435
Fuck, I assumed nobody would know him.
>>69064715
No, he isn't. I was considering Sturridge because as an LFC fan I love the guy, but he went invisible at the Euros and he gets injured often
it's spelled differently (I actually never met anyone with my spelling) but you get the jist of it
>CHI
>>69064664
he's a good meme tho
>>69064848
Van Bronckhorst was better, and arguably Trap
>>69065003
yeah I was gonna post van Bronckhorst but I thought I'd post a active player. I've never seen Trap play nor manage a team tbqh
Hernan Crespo
Inb4
>Argentina
>white
[spoiler]1/4 el salvadorean
>>69065170
That's why i said arguably, nobody here saw Trap play, but 200+ games for Milan oughta count for something
>>69062507
my name is patrick too kek
Don't think I've heard of anyone else
Who /ratking/
is there absolutely no other footballer with this first name? I fucking hate both united and giggs.
You write it the same way but it's pronounced differently
>>69065736
Ryan Babel
>kevin-prince boateng
>kevin gameiro
>kevin DOYLE
h-help lads the only people named kevin are either shitty middle class irishmen or literal gutter children in germany/france
>>69065955
Kevin Keegan
>>69065955
wait i'll take this
yeah he'll do, wears my number too
>>69066001
>Kevin Keegan
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69062100
CANO
>>69065993
he's a good lad but also a backup so meh
should've gone somewhere he'll actually play
>>69061327
He's shit but that's all I got
>tfw when I google my name only female pictures come up
>tfw there will never be player with my name let alone decent one
>>69066019
I'm surprised a German hasn't posted Leno yet. Bernd is such a German sounding name tbqh
>literally every single American ITT has a Spanish name
does Leo count?
>>69066060
khal drogo
>>69066135
to be fair there's very few footballers called Tyler, Brayden, Skylar, etc
>Inb4 who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSfgHRnRUNc
>>69061327
Easy
Renato Sanches (I hate the fucking eagle)
Lars Ricken probably
>>69066135
All 'americans' that care about soccer are of Hispanic descend nothing new here.
Also equally good looking
There are a lot of José out there.
>>69063728
> VTHXFTBIQTOMPPR
that's a native american name right?
>>69066054
he played every game last season m8
>>69066135
Shut up, Guido
>>69066405
But who's the best of them.
Chilavert is the only I can think of.
>>69066135
Most Americans who like soccer are latinos, don't know why you're surprised. Pic related
I don't know anyone else with this name.
However, Rostock is awesome
>>69066107
This ain't Krautchan
>>69066452
In Copa America most Americans in the stadiums were white
>>69062266
>>69065670
>>69066452
>all these Luises
>>69066510
who did walmart play against?
>>69066510
The "American Outlaws" are cringey hipsters who call our team "yanks" and sing stuff like "the referee is a wank-ah". They don't represent the majority of American soccer fans.
>>69066513
>tfw Lewis
>Americans talk shit about Europe getting less white
>literally all the """"Americans"""" on espee have Spanish or Portuguese names
>>69066490
>Ronny
>Eastern Germany
kekkedy kek 10/10
minus the "luigi"
I can only remember him.
>>69066533
Mercedes
>>69066553
>non-latino americans aren't interested in a soccer thread
If this was a hockey thread, all the American posters would be named "Bradley" or "Hunter".
>>69066577
gian?
>>69066619
>chase
>>69062329
Gerrard?
>>69066649
yup
El Kun or Busquets or Ramos
Probably Ramos though since he actually delivers a good performance at different stages
>>69062506
>Argentina suggesting the niggia
>>69066583
victor wanyama senpai
Easy.
>>69066730
>he actually delivers a good performance at different stages
Literally trolling, fucking christ.
Only footballer I know with my name lol.
Inb4 CHI, third generation Portuguese American here.
>>69062059
Kek
>>69066054
he's our n°1 at PSG
>>69066553
This. Disgusting as fuck.
I imagine a bunch brown spic manlet on the keyboard.
>>69065955
Kevin Keegan
Are there any Andrews?
I know about Andy Carroll but fuck him
>>69065736
Ma nigga
I'm cool with it,I could've gone with George Best as well.
>>69066553
Latin American names are still American, Abdul bin Shaleed Haziz Muhammad
Feels bad having an obscure, Muslim name.
>>69066936
Iniesta
>>69067023
And they're still not white, Jose Maricon Gutierrez.
>>69067076
But he's a spic, and his name is Andres
fml
>>69067110
I never said they were, Ahmed al-Bongomorongo
>>69067151
>no Demichelis
Fabio Cannavaro
>>69066670
;^}
>>69066806
>champions leagues
>lel liga
>euro cup 2008- 2012
>World Cup 2010
In recent times he's lost form but he will be regarded as a solid defender if nothing else
Who would be the best Chris or Christopher? All i could find are American players i have barley heard of.
>>69067307
Chris Waddle
>>69066143
I'ts Lio not Leo
>captain
I literally can think of no famous player with my first name. Those who know Ligue 1 might know him though...
i'm named after a mineral
Is Dennis really that rare?
>>69067623
Lol
>>69061327
Probably
> le cuck your own brother man
>>69066027
You forgot the GOAT professional
>>69067186
Pfffff
>>69061327
not many markos/marcos out there
>>69068753
Do you also ruin everything?
>>69068729
oh fuck i just remembered the GOAT
Who /Juan/ here?
Hesitated between him and Vieira
>>69068753
Are you a gril? oO
>>69069006
Michel = male
Michelle = female
Learn the difference, it could save your heterosexuality.
>>69062485
Zoran Dragic
Goran Dragic
Dragan Bender
All people who play(ed) for the Suns.
i can't find anyone /spee/ help me find a riley
I don't know other
>>69067151
same, based name
>>69069266
http://www.transfermarkt.com/detailsuche/spielerdetail/suche
>>69069214
Kek, true that.
Also my mistake. Origin from Goran is word "mountain".
>>69062507
Patrick Herrmann
I feel blessed
>>69069437
Fuck Aguero, he's a choker.
>>69071349
didn't mean to quote btw
I don't know any player called Waldiney.
There is a kind of site that has this type of information?
>>69062418
Kahn: Part Kinski, Part Goalkeeper.
Ok guys don't laugh, it's embarassing
just fuck my shit up senpaitachi
Based Nicholas, would also accept Charlie Nicholas
>>69064848
same desu
Giovanni, so
CHI
>i'm italian decent
>>69071621
>>69071708
Are we elite?
>>69061982
Your first name is Salomon? Why the fuck would an Argie have a black guy name?
>>69061327
>Posting soccer players when he clearly said football
>>69071735
>Argentina
>white
>>69071726
Patrician as fuck that's for sure.
But why are all the best samuels blacks ?
>>69071823
>Implying
Thank Christ for Psycho.
>>69061327
Any good footballers called Ben?
The only one I can think of is Ben Foster and he's pretty shit 2bh
don't really know of anyone else
>>69071948
>Ben Foster
>Shit
Shut your fuckin' trap desu mate.
>3 of the current top 4 English goalkeepers have played for Birmingham City
either him or the brazilian/croatian one
>>69072274
Draxler m8
>>69067703
>Granit
Also Arturo Vidal
>>69069383
Abreu
Only person I could think of off the top of my head.
Probably him or Pochettino
>tfw no good footballer with my name
i'm late but i really couldnt think of any josé
then i remembered this exists and figured i should share it
dbpedia.org/snorql
insert a query like this:
SELECT DISTINCT ?Name ?X
WHERE
{
?X dbp:fullname ?Name .
?X rdf:type dbo:SoccerPlayer .
FILTER regex(str(?Name), "^Jos")
}
replacing Jos by your name
>>69073939
Nigga I don't speak robot
Feels good senpai
Can't think of another 'Vincent', desu.
reporting
>>69062901
this dude was one of the greatests
>>69074192
Kompany, nigga
https://youtu.be/fiYt3iNWau0
>>69066490
Ronny Johnsen?
>>69062371
>>69063661
Are you serious?
Where my Tombros at?
>>69074192
Candela, but Lizarazu is the best Vincent
http://www.news.com.au/sport/sports-life/german-footballer-dropped-for-nutella-addiction/news-story/b8413333e943ecb591c2f854720ef4d1
He might not be the best or even known, bit he is by far more motherfucking based than any one of you fagets.
tfw no player called Renzo
Are there any players named Matthew? I can't even think of one.
>>69074090
How about for just Adrian?
>>69074617
St le Tissier?
If I'm being liberal about how the name is written, then probably ravanelli
shameful desu
>Tfw my frist name is always the last name
>>69074841
>>69062371
>>69063661
>not Simeone
>not Godín
>>69074911
well, op said the best player
i'd like to post Godín or Forlán or even "the russian" Pérez
but it is what it is
>>69061953
hell yeah nigger
messi is also called andres i think
>>69068813
My parents were bad at naming, so my dutch father named me after him
>>69072555
Ayy nice trips Tocayo
>>69065955
Is excluding Kevin de bruyne some new meme or something
Late as fuck but here I go
>>69071912
kek
>>69063099
KEK
JUST
>>69071735
jewish name m8
passed away due to testicular cancer :(
Shitty name desu
Luisito "The very hungry caterpillar" Suarez
I think he's the best Luis, anyway. There's also Luis Suarez who also scored a bunch of goals for Barcelona and Inter.
>>69062266
>>69065670
>>69066452
>>69066513
>>69076058
God damn, this name is common
>>69068729
Marco "headbutted" Materazzi. I guess he wasn't so great, but he did win a world cup.
How about both names?
hardmode: best ref with your name
>>69073652
I like our name tbqhwyf
It's between him and Coco I guess
Only this useless fuck
Say my name, bitches!
Are there no white people in this thread?
him, probably
Ayy lmao
I was about to post Firmino but figured it shouldn't count because my birth certificate doesn't have the 'O' at the end
That and this choice is way better
>>69073939
>>69073939
>texas
>>69068986
Your first name is Rui?
There's probably some older better Thomas.
>>69062578
Miguel Muñoz?
Pedro Miguel Pauleta?
Miguel Arteta?
>>69061327
Fuck all players with my name are litteral nobodies
>>69062674
I understand the double C makes you look like a black guy or something but this just reads as "boypoochie".
>Iain Dowie
I'm not as handsome though. Decided that ian doesn't count otherwise I'd have gone for Wright or Rush.
>>69077003
how long have you been a canadian? let me guess since trudeau arrived?
I'm pretty sure there isn't a single decent footballer named Kalle
>>69062757
Me too
Bretty cool watching him while I was growing up.
>>69062253
nah it's bond
>>69077057
my name too
>>69077373
I have either this or Tranmere legend Iain Hume
Alexis Sanchez
has there ever been a player called Maik?
>fucking GDR names
>>69077940
Maik Taylor
>>69061327
>>69077940
Can't think about anyone else, Maik Wagefeld.
Also applies to me
>tfw Ossi
CSGB
feels p good man
noice
>>69062269
This.
I'll take it.
>>69061327
Either him or Nesta
Don't know any other tho
>>69061327
I wish i was kidding senpai
>>69062872
>platini
>>69080218
Is that Yannick's dad?
this sorry lad
and no one else worth mentioning besides the Chilean and the Brazilian surnamed Sasha.
>>69080359
Yannick's dad and Joachim's grandad, yes. Quite the family, isn't it ?
>>69078309
>Johann
are your parents germanboos?
Not to mention that I come from Bordeaux, played in the youth teams and at the same position...
no good players named Constantine;(
Is there a player named Martin ?
>>69080545
Odegaard lel
>muh future goat
coincidentally both.
Can't decide which is better so BOTH
>>69080545
Martin Skrtel
>>69075411
same here, good name
>>69080545
keown
demichelis
Many Jacobs but no Jakes.
:0
Salah
noice
kill me
I don't watch soccer. Is he any good?
>>69083482
He plays in /mls/. You tell me.
>>69083501
He used to p play for Arsenal. Thought maybe he just came in his later years for a paycheck. That's a thing, right?
I can only remember Paulo Sousa.
I can't think of a single Ernesto. Not even an Ernest or some other variation. All I can come with is Ernesto Valverde, the Athletic de Bilbao coach and I don't even know of he was a player. There are lots of based Ernest/Ernestos but it seems none go into football.
Anyone?
the GOAT
>>69084378
Ernest Needham, 1901 England Captain.
>>69082739
Gnoule
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