Light Drizzle Edition
Official Site Links:
Draws: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/index.html
Official Streams
http://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/interactive/
http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/wta-women/
first for /a/
>4 blades for 10 euros
>WHy are blades so costy
>Implying 1 euro for 10 BIC blades is costy
POORFAGS.
>this early a thread
>>69059134
da fuck are you on about m8?
Who are the quintessential non-meme players?
>>69059145
Sum ad on my stream. Blades for razors.
who high test here?
>>69059134
>tfw literally cant stop getting razor burn on my neck
help me lads
>>69059158
l-lewd
>>69059172
Go slower. And warm up your neck with warm water.
>>69059147
FedGOAT
Wawrinka
>>69059171
MTF SPOTTED.
>>69059191
>le can't win 18 man
>le Kokkinakis cuck man
Is Nadal even relevant any more?
>>69059172
Wash your skin with warm water then use shaving oil.
>>69059221
Was he ever relevant?
any Djoko fans in here?
>>69059219
Take a good hard look in the mirror and think about the esteemed shitposting flag you are representing cunt. You're better than that.
>>69059250
>>69059221
>clay babby
>roider
>exploding knees
Good riddance
>>69059222
is oil better than shaving cream? I use the proglide foam thats supposed to be really good
>>69059250
>Strokeavich
>>69059250
>>69059250
he's a nice enough guy, and a great player, he's just really fucking boring to watch and i always want whoever's playing him to win, even if it's an australian
Comfy update: tucked my dick and balls back between my legs, comfy as fuck desu
Footfags must be loving the tennis live text feed
>>69059250
I respect him as a sportsman and I'm happy for him when he wins, but I wouldn't say that I'm a fan of his.
>>69059291
yum
>tfw watch the marcus willis videos and shed a tear because it's so beautiful
>>69059158
like porn
>>69059291
>they made that swarthy Swede with the shit body Lara Croft instead of this
>>69059334
populist scum
>>69059273
I started using shaving oil last year, no more burns or dry skin.
>>69059299
Keep us updated.
Comeback is on lads
Djokovic is finished
>djokoshit
>broken by Mannarino
This is why he will never be GOAT
>mfw this goes to five sets and everyone gets cucked out of watching random plucky brit getting decimated by federer until tomorrow
Will Djoko choke in his way to the Grand Slam like Serena?
Why does it have to rain exactly on the days when there is no footy?
>British """"""organizing""""""""
Players you want to see get a career-ending injury
Mannarino's got heart. I love it.
>>69059499
Are you the naked guy with his balls tucked underneath him?
>>69059439
Wouldn't they play under the lights?
Why does he always do this?
Why does he always pretend to be retarded during exactly one set and lose it, or almost lose it, only to destroy his opponent in the rest of the match?
>>69059515
Not me, sorry m8
>>69059530
Match-fixing
>>69059530
part of me thinks he's literally doing on purpose because he thinks it'll make him more likeable if he isn't an unstoppable terminator 100% of the time
>>69059480
anyone know why this guy is so bitter?
dat slide tho
>>69059530
He's giving the crowd what they want, he's a great entertainer.
Chokers to the left
Djokovic plays on grass like it was clay, this fucking disgusting.
we all hate you novak
Reminder Djok has never won a set against Murray on grass
>>69059611
His strokes are so fucking ugly, I swear he looks like the least talented player in top 100
Marcus 'fatty' Willis up soon.
Well done Novak, we all love you.
>djokovic hadouken-ing the crowd
>>69059134
Buy a DE or a straight desu. One-time investment and in the case of DE, you get blades for nothing. And it's a nicer shave than the multiblade shit
>beats a literal who
>le conducting the crowd to be hype man
Mannarino's got spirit. Gotta respect him for that.
>DWL
Why does he try so hard to be liked by the crowd? Why does he care that much?
He's fucking tragic at times
>C More Tennis is showing rain delay footage from court 1 instead of actual play from center court
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE whoever is in charge of the broadcasting there needs to kill themselves
i cringe so much when he does his new celebration thing. fucking awkward
>>69059679
I respect him more than most people on here, but this does make my cringe.
>>69059639
> the two greatest sportsmen of 2016
>Sue Barker is actually a robot
>>69059679
What is it like?
COVERS ARE OFF
COVERS ARE OFF
num1 in the world
still being the warm up act for federer
>>69059662
yes wtf, it was on C More Sport though
>>69059718
Warm up for EBMW you mean
Who can save us from DWL? Murray?
bbc proper over doing this now
>>69059780
Even over here
It's the DESIGNATED Wimbledon fairytale - has to be one every year
>there is talk of a movie
does it show the match?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTBxVnk4Pfs
>>69059772
Edmund in approx 5 years
>no rain
>covers are off
>court assistants literally take a fucking hour just to put up the nets
>>69059530
stupid tennis fans always rag on him for being too dominant so he throws a few games every match to make himself look more beatable
MARCUS MARCUS MARCUS
>still lives with his parents
ONE OF US
>>69059802
Yes. Nice quality desu
Oh god he's going to get destroyed isn't he ;_;
MarcGOAT
>>69059846
Yes but he'll have a smile on his face while it happens.
GET FUCKING HYPE YOU LOVELY BROS AND KIND HEARTED PEOPLES
>>69059846
Yep and Marcus will go on to the 3rd round
I'm smiling so hard right now.
nth for the Wombles of Wimbledon, our eternal thread mascot.
Praise be to the Wombles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esd2gfuHAZU
>>69059875
>yfw he brexits wimbledon
6-0 6-0 6-0 inc
>>69059802
>it's actually working and not blocked or anything
thank you senpai
If I see this Tempur ad one more time, lads.
>>69059879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIxkqoNi8I4
tfw Prince won't be showing up to watch a match this year
R.I.P.
>that realisation that all english tennis players are referred to as british rather than english because of the murray meme
>that old perv trying to chat up my Gemma
I don't watch much tennis. How bad is this guy?
Can you imagine if this was a peak Federer?
This kid would get absolutely slaughtered
>>69059954
Ranked 770 or something.
THICC
>>69059919
It's not as bad as that IT'S GOT TO BE... PER-FECT travel ad desu lad
>>69059954
it's like athletico madrid against your local mens team
>>69059954
Federer isn't that bad.
>>69059954
He's made 250 pound this year to date, when he gets bundled out today he will have made 50,250 quid that's how bad
>>69059950
It was Roger's dad
>>69059954
How did this muppet get such a fit bird?
Come on Marcus, only casuals like the degenerate Federer. Teach them a lesson.
>1 match this year
how the fuck did he get to wimbledon?
who's the milf sat next to his girlfriend
>>69059965
Peak federer? You mean the era when his toughest opponent was tim fucking henman. Federer fags when will they learn?
>>69059986
>>69059971
Remember the Aus Open, lad?
NOOBDY LIKES YOU
NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE
YOU GONNA CRY?
GO ON, CRY.
CRY, CRY, CRY, CRY!
>>69060000
His big breasted sister.
>>69060005
kys senpai
his sister is on point
>>69059996
Some bloke missed a flight back from Tunisia giving Marcus a shot at the pre-qualifying
I'm not even joking
>>69060011
STOP IT!
I almost mentioned that ad, but after a while you just kinda became immune to it
Why the fuck is YouTube showing these two fucks chatting instead of the game
>>69060005
stop shitposting on your brit laptop Novak you poof
>>69060000
check'd
fucking live wimbledon RETARDS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKIN GRETARDS
>>69060033
they don't show the whole game on youtube
>>69060011
Turn Kale.
INTO KALE
>>69060043
are you okay mate
Can someone explain the following memes:
Will bombs
Shoes off
Thanks
>>69060055
They showed ONE fucking game!
>>69060033
i'm back on the batman shit
the dream was too real baka
>>69060057
it's just a prank bro
![1467072539921[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/idC3deL.jpg "1467072539921[1].jpg")
My name is Marcus Cartmanus Willis, commander of the Britannic challengers, runner up in the Charlottesville Men's Pro Challenger, and loyal servant to the true GOAT, Novak Djokovic. Lover of a local slag, drinker of tescos brand soda. And I will have my trophy, in this slam or the next
those jugs holy shit
Yeah no, RIP lad.
Now start the fucking outside matches.
>>69060070
>runner up in the Charlottesville Men's Pro Challenger
>>69060078
Gonna need some sauce on that
How can people actually like Federer, I feel like it's only because he's one of the GOAT so they're just gloryhunters. The guy always has such a sour punchable face and is incredibly passive aggressive. Like atleast be man enough to say what you actually think instead of talking like a woman.
Fuck this Willis guy he's a fucking clown
Are you here to play or make the crowd laugh?
We showmatch now
oh wow who is that absolute milf cheering for willis good lord lad
>>69060100
Hewitt pls
>>69060100
I've always admired his game. It's really just beautiful. I don't give a fuck about player personalities.
>>69060102
He is playing.
She wore that dress on purpose
I seriously want to motorboat that woman.
someone get a screencap of those fucking jugs
willis is wearing a RF shirt
>>69060116
His sister.
>mfw watching old Fed with a broken back against a literal who is still 1000x more entertaining than watching the robot
>>69060100
It's because he has a glorious playing style.
dear lord
This is fucking bants.
>>69060100
its like teenage divegrass fans pretending guys like fatnaldo and ronaldinho are better than messi and tsunaldo despite being too young to watch them in their primes and not accepting modern day GOATS like djokovic are better players
Kek this guy is fatter than me
>Australian TV showing Tomic over Federer
JUST
>>69060137
Federer is wearing a Willis headband.
>>69060152
>despite being too young to watch them in their primes
>he didn't watch Ronaldo in his prime
>he didn't watch Federer in his prime
Get the fuck out you 8 year old
Gonna need a cap of those tits before the games over
>>69060100
free flowing aesthetically pleasing lawn tennis
>>69060155
Yeah how fucking cooked are they. As much as I like Bernard, Todd Woodbridge will have plenty of time to rub up the australians with his cucumber sandwiches tomorrow
>people fell for Willis meme
Berankis has been rumoured to bet against himself many times before. Lots of sketchy as fuck losses against low ranked opponents.
>england paying Berankis to lose to Willis so they have a story to distract from the euros
>>69060177
ronaldos prime was 20 years ago lid
>Tomic won
Gross. Aussie tennis is so shite I enjoy when our "representatives" get shitter shattered.
As it stands, I'm not sure which of the two cunts I despise more.
>nobody is able to grab a cap of those tits
Come on lads I'm watching on tv and dying here
>the state of this guys tennis ability
making shiterer look like a decent player
>>69060216
>disliking Kyrgoat
It's like you hate having fun
>>69060221
are they purposefully not showing them on bbc cuz they are too big?
>>69060221
www.tubgirls.com
>>69060216
>"little girls are cool"
Auspedo please
How the fuck did this guy get passed the first round?
lmao this guy is rubbish
>>69060224
>the state of muh dick
>>69060242
Nah they're showing them but I don't have a screenshot ability on my tv
Is federer the phil taylor of tennis?
>wins everything during an era of no decent opposition
>wins absolutely nothing now there are GOAT players about
hi redit!
just got unbanned but this is my last day in uae so I won't even be shitposting for wimbly :(
top lel
Ritual slaughter desu
>>69060256
>"british" "tennis"
>>69060256
He had to play like 6 qualifiers beforehand too.
>>69060268
You finally decided to join the ISIS ranks in Syria?
>>69060268
which flag are you gonna become?
HES LITERALLY MOVING AT HALF THE SPEED OF FEDERER
>>69060216
How is the kid jumping into the pool on the left not cool, is it because he's black?
>that smile
She knows, kek
willis is the definition of a meme player. love him 2bh
who /willis/ here?
>dat overhead by federer
wew
>>69060286
you know it :^)
>>69060290
probably not gonna post lel. I'll be returning to UAE but long after Wimbly is over
>Konta has lost 3 straight games since they came back on court
Useless aussies
COULD IT BE
MEMES INBOUND
I'm watching Federer vs Willis right now.
Since when the crowd turned on Federer??
>>69060362
since the opponent is English
LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING CHARITY MATCH
>>69060362
>americans
ALRIGHT WHERE ARE THE TITS
you lads seen this shit yet?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/36658065
>that guy literally TSUUUUUU'ing at 40 secs
How is Willis ranked inside the top 1000? Literally how?
the triple bagel dream is alive boys
could serena beat willis lads?
>those tits
>DAT SLOW MOTION
>>69060371
Just then, had some slow-mo bouncing shot.
feel bad for the guy tbsh
W-E-B-M
JEEEEEEZ
>BOUNCEBOUNCEBOUNCE
>>69060304
not pure if folking
>Those slow motion tits
Holy shit webm where
>>69060381
They say she'd be ranked in the top 100, so yes.
SOMEONE MAKE A WEBM OF THAT OMG
STOP
STOOOOOP
HE'S ALREADY DEAD
Even if you're only ranked in the 700s, how can you be overweight if you're looking to be a professional athlete? I don't understand it, it's really not hard to stay in shape.
>>69060399
kek, there he is the German webm maker. Need one of that slow-mo shot m8.
>>69060399
that fuckin qt in black
>>69060414
Sry, I fucked of to the Thiem match now.
>>69060370
Even with British players, you still have people cheering the GOATs.
You want tits?
>>69060409
I think he was injured for a while.
MEMES AND TITS
GOLDEN AGE
>>69060424
they will 100% brake up within a few months
>>69060404
No she wouldn't be
>>69060407
calm down virgin
>>69060430
>not a webm
I'll accept it though
>>69060430
based tattas
Roger is a savage. Won't even give him a game lmao
>>69060399
>you'll never have a milfy brit mommyfu
kill me lads
At last.
COMEBACK ON
FEDERER WE WILL WAR YOU
HE DID IT
>>69060445
>liking tits makes you a virgin
Calm down Dracula, you're posting on an animoo board.
WE WANT WEBM - WE WANT WEBM - WE WANT WEBM - WE WANT WEBM - WE WANT WEBM - WE WANT WEBM
She's so jiggly
>1-1
reminder djokovic would have had willis crying on the floor by now
Requesting a webm of those titties
Has Willis figured Fedelel out? I feel like he has him righ where he wanted him.
GOT 'IM
Is Willis and that Britbong crowd being for real? It's fucking embarrassing self deprecating shit, you're a professional getting his ass handed to you, grow up.
>>69060430
She'll be getting phone calls from the likes of the Daily Sport.
This is the first time I've seen a crowd cheering so hard against Federer
>>69060479
Is the gif not enough?
I don't have a program to make webs instantly
>>69060493
lighten up m9
WHERE IS THIS WEBM OF TITS
FREE THE WIMBLEDON TWO
to be fair to him hes got a pretty big pair aswell i suppose it must run in the family
>>69060493
Are you retarded?
if this post has repeating digits Willis wins wimbledon
>>69060493
Oh shut up you tart.
this guy is total ass
englel hasnt been btfo in sport this badly since mionday
I wish he'd eat a snickers and take a sip of some RC Cola during the break
>WE'RE LOVING WILLIS INSTEAD
