I can't wait to get home from work/school edition
>tfw going to work off only 2 hours of sleep cuz shitposting was too enticing last night
fuggggg
>>69030009
>>69030215
>tfw neet
>>69030215
>went on a work trip by car with work colleague yesterday
>he's coughing with a sore throat telling me how he probably got cold from sweating and going outside in the cold
>wake up this morning with a sore throat
Great
goooooooooooooood morning
What are we doing today
>>69030891
yer mum
>>69030957
That's not comfy
bundasliga
Is Neuer a furry or scat porn guy?
/cric/
>>69031094
clearly a furry
Why do so many people want a shithole country whose best time was over 1000 years ago to beat us?
Vejle Boldklub (Traditionsverein) has been sold to some 30 year-old Moldovan rando.
When you google his name the first many results are facebook, linkedin and google+ profiles and then some news articles from today about the sale.
>>69030891
i have the day off bit i have to make a few work related calls
Karl-Johan is one of the great Swedish names.
>>69030009
>I can't wait to get home from work/school edition
>work
>school
>>69033227
fuck off. no neets aloud here
>>69033543
I hope Brenny gets the job
>>69033618
He's just taken the Celtic job. It'll probably be someone like Howe, Pardew or Big Sam.
>>69033543
> ..... a German! You are joking!
German managers have actually done a very good job for other countries' national teams. Rehagel and Storck come to mind.
>>69033627
>Celticwinslol
Even a donkey could win the league with them
>>69033640
And Hitzfeld.
>>69033640
Don't forget Sepp Piontek
>>69033640
don't forget Winfried Schäfer, Volker Finke, Otto Pfister (hihihi) and Uli Stielike
>>69033543
bring Sven-Goran back
CL qualification matches start today
>>69034014
Really? Why?
Shanghai SIPG have signed Hulk from Zenit St Petersburg for an Asian record 55 Million euros. Will arrive in Shanghai tomorrow morning.
>>69034024
They should have timed it so the Tour de France started today or the Euros started their two-day break on Saturday when it begins.
Both are held in France! Why didn't they talk to each other?
post yuro maymays
i will be going to germany for a few days for work. Cant wait to post here with a german flag
>>69035147
>we hate Germans who come here and take our jobs
>i will be going to germany for a few days for work
Why is this allowed?
>>69035179
my company sends me to germany. im not taking any of your jobs
>>69031094
>>69033543
How does Klinsmann do it? He fails wherever he goes, but somehow is still considered a good coach.
Perfect setup for more spectacular failure from England.
>>69035923
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%BCrgen_Klinsmann#Managerial
He wins too many irrelevant games.
It is now possible to buy some sweatpants on gabor kiraly's official website
thought it would have hungary's crest (which would have been cool) but it's the logo of kiraly's website on it
>tfw bundes got bullied into oblivion by all the shitposting yesterday
wew that was pretty good shitposting tho. will england ever recover?
http://www.letemps.ch/sport/2016/06/28/formation-point-faible-angleterre?
>>69030891
Funposting
>>69034043
unsarcastic wow
>>69034043
>>69038586
Gyan, Conca, Hulk, Svennis + a p cool Danish coach.
Definitely my favourite Chinese club since Svennis and the Danish guy left Guangzhou R&F for them.
I was watching the highlights of the Poland game and i just realised that Blaszczykowski is no longer the captain, why is that?
>>69039224
Lost it while he was ded.
>>69038845
mirin desu
>>69038845
any pictures of Götzes flabby belly?
>>69038649
Do the Chinese actual care about football or are the ranks empty and it's just a bunch of billionaires not knowing what else to do with their money?
>>69039598
Both
>>69039598
There are people interested, but the owners just use clubs as a status symbol.
>>69039224
they fell for the "Lewandowski is world class" meme.
>magath is manager of shandong luneng taishan fc
when did that happen?
>>69039958
30 years ago
>>69039958
He probably needs the money with six children.
But still, haven't heard of it either, maybe because nobody cares about him anymore.
Jaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, halloh.
>>69039958
he needs to go back to wolfsburg and put in some fucking work
>>69040157
Wolfsburg should get Pellegrini.
>42.5m or Miki the Aryan
the PL never lets you down
>>69040184
>that 12 year old kidnapping thing is still relevant
>ate fridge & died
kek
>>69039598
the president of china is obsessed with football so the club owners, who are ususally business men, invest heavily the win over the presidents favor
>>69040184
that smug pepe pose
today was the first time in months that i played a videogame
it felt terrible
>>69041203
Which game?
Thomas Delaney in talks with Fulham.
Another casualty of English football's money.
He belongs in a top division.
>Wozniacki
lamo
>>69041377
she's past it
>>69041402
I just wish she would retire already.
Danish media spends an insane amount of energy on her.
Wonder if it would be the same if it was a male golfer who had led the rankings six years ago and done nothing since.
>I will never sail around the world in an old sailboat with my brother and a few friends
shut the fuck up
>>69041668
shit fantasy desu but whatever you like
So which Moussa Dembele is this
https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/747544851571412992?
>>69041712
The Football Manager GOAT.
>>69041668
>not wanting to do it with your crush
fgt
Podolski called out the absolute bullshit that were those group stages, saying UEFA was wrong
>>69041811
boat trip with bros >>>>>>>> boat trip with gf
>>69041811
Imagine doing it with your wife and two small children
>>69041845
not for longer than a weekend
>>69041268
Civ 5
I might be going to Copenhagen this summer. kinda looking forward to it
>>69041949
good lad
>>69041875
opposite is true, you wouldn't want to stay on a boat with your gf for longer than a weekend.
>>69041998
this
>>69041863
I am ready to die
>>69041998
And how do you want to release yourself?
>>69041949
>not Anno
Disappointed.
>>69042038
fap into the sea thinking about mermaids.
>>69041949
>>69042058
Stronghold Crusader, Siedler and AoM shits on both.
they are all good videogames
>>69041981
Good. I'm probably not going abroad until September. PM me your details and we'll figure something out.
I have played four different "computer games" in my life if you exclude times I've played something for five minutes while visiting someone and then never done it again.
>>69042190
I won't go alone and I wasn't really planning on meeting you
>>69041949
>>69041981
Civ V = great
>>69042281
Oh...
DENMARK BTFO
>>69042281
Are you going with friends, family, gf or work?
>>69042244
How did you spend your youth
>>69042692
I lived in a small village until I was 12. I played early versions of Championship Manager with my brother and I played football in one of the neighboring villages and football with my brother when I wasn't playing there.
I also played with LEGO a lot with the boy next door. He was from a military family and had a lot of model landscapes that were great for LEGO play.
>>69042857
Okay
I also read a lot of books and watched The Simpsons
>>69042920
Okay
nerd
>>69042920
are you a girl btw
>>69042961
Mainly Stephen King and Dean Koontz so not really intellectual nourishment
INFO GOAL - Ben Arfa d'accord avec Séville, signature en fin de semaine
>>69042372
is that really important
>>69043092
good
And Glik to Monaco
>>69043128
No. Have you been here before
My friends don't understand the abl picture with the irish man fucking the toilet
>>69043159
yeah I think I've already talked about this
been to copenhagen and faborg
>>69041811
>being stuck on limited space on the open sea with average intelligent female
I'd eat a bullet within days, don't get me wrong, guys can be retards aswell, but after a night of drinking it will all forgotten. Try to drink your problems away with your gf and it will just get worse.
>>69043205
hehe anything but liverpool i get it
A friend and I went on a sailing trip recently.
There was one girl with us.
After a week both of us felt an attraction towards her.
It was weird, she wasn't very pretty and her personality would normally put me off.
>>69043212
Oh right, I remember you've been to Faaborg (the second a makes a big difference)
>>69043395
Isolation causes desperation.
>>69043205
I miss him :/
In Faaborg it means the 'aa' (which is the same as the letter å) is pronounced like the o in hot.
Desperation causes isolation
Floyd Landis and Dave Zabriskie opening weed businesses in Colorado.
Sad how Lance and Horner have given American cycling a bad rep.
They've always had some pretty great characters.
more like fartborg
>>69043683
Faaborg is on Fyn, like Middelfart.
>>69043706
And Knudshoved lest we forget
No more dead cops
Listening to Endtroducing..... and reading an oral history of The Devil Wears Prada
>reading an oral history
>>69044044
American pop culture media uses the concept a lot.
Oral hostory of films or albums or events.
Get the actors, director etc. to tell their memories of casting, filming, reception etc.
Oh right I get it now. I'm a boob
>>69043423
Fåborg is really a sweet city. the only problem is that it's one of those towns where everyone knows everyone, kinda like the movie jagten. I still had a good stay and my ex family was nice
>>69044116
I'd imagine. South Fyn is a nice area of Denmark. Shame Odense is so awful. Fyn would be a really good region if it had a decent main city.
France only beat Turkey to this Euros by a single vote.
Jeez
Umtiti starting alongside Koscielny against Iceland.
Is Roy Makaay under-appreciated, underrated, or simply forgotten?
>>69044368
Both
>>69044519
but why? Was it his playing style? Or because he played at same time as Van Nistlerooy?
>>69044605
He was the opposite of flashy
>>69044277
What?
>>69044334
No Phil Jones, I see
>>69044605
No idea, here we appreciate him though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih2vTl0ihgM
>>69044629
Terror attack at Atatürk airport tonight. I know France have had issues in the near past, but still.
>>69044635
>higuain was part of this
heh
>>69044669
Okay
>>69044334
ugh
>>69044113
>I'm a boob
this explains everything
>>69031094
looks like a furry connoisseur to me.
>>69038177
I still don't get this picture.
Swissbro if you're reading this, I'm sorry that I dropped out of the tippspiel during the last few games. I had a lot of stuff to do and even barely posted on /bundes/.
>>69044835
shame on you desu
>>69044879
;_;
>>69044635
>>69044629
It's nice to see one of my favorite players is appreciated somewhere, thank u bundes :3
>>69041839
Who cares what that mascot is saying
Push