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BAL:Mike Wallace: I have a lot up my sleeve
DEN:Negotiations not weighing on Manny Sanders
BUF:Watkins noncommittal on training camp status
PHI:Wentz behind Daniel on Eagles depth chart?
JAC:Julius Thomas 'nearly unstoppable' at OTAs
DET:Calvin Johnson knew 2015 would be last season
WAS:Redskins 'loved how Crowder looked' in spring
OAK:Aldon Smith's probation violation not new
CLE:RG3 has been coachable in offseason program
FA:Paul Manziel on Johnny: He's a druggie
NO:Saints place Kyle Wilson on season-ending IR
DEN:Broncos haven't negotiated with Miller in weeks
>Derek Carr is a good QB
>Derek Carr isn't a good QB.
>His team lost to a bad QB's team
>His team won against a good team
>>68986704
>his team won
>>68986727
>his team
>>68986727
>his team
>>68986176
i bet you are from /f/, you /f/ag
>>68986769
I'm from /b/
Just saw that Tom Brady mattress commercial, why is everything he does so fucking faggy and cringeworthy?
>Joe Flacco is an elite qb.
First for Vikings
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this bitch
I know y'all aren't ready for the DEEPEST ROSTER IN THE NFL
GETTIN' PRIMED AND READY FOR THAT SUPER BOWL
THE WEST IS ALREADY ON LOCK, NO NEED TO EVEN WORRY ABOUT THE OTHER BUST TEAMS
RED AND YELLA TAKIN' IT TO THE HIZZOUSE MY BOYEEZ
I'M TALKING MOST ELITE EFFICIENT GREATEST GAME MANAGING QB IN THE LEAGUE I'M TALKING TOM BRADY 2.0 ENCHANCED EDITION
I'M TALKING TOM BRADY, HOLD THE SUSPENSIONS
I'M TALKING AARON RODGERS, HOLD THE GAY
I'M TALKING MICHAEL VICK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF WHITE MAGIC
I'M TALKING GET FUCKED YOU PUSSY FAGGOT BITCHES
>>68987527
he is though
>>68986176
Based Bubb rubb
Where did any of this Carr banter even come from, he has decent stats all from shit time and shit teams.
I want a 162 game nfl season.
>>68989004
Because old bay is just upset that carr torched the rat birds.
https://youtu.be/p7Tcdk9BdFs
Let's talk about how all of you will once again be wrong on all these Harambe college qbs. You fags are going to suck Deshawn Watson balls all year and talk about how elite he is and all those epic stats against fag muh SeC teams. He will put up silly numbers in combine and you fantasy cock goblets will be stroking it to have him on your team, and boom, he gets ..shook , shit tier forever, returns punts for patriots 3rd year in the league, you know these spearchuckers never last.... But muh Kam Newman... Fuck him nice work in the owl. Muh sore loser.. Baker MayGod is going to fuck the nfl up . Buckle up bitches
Go Colts
>>68989692
How many picks will andrew throw this year?
>>68989727
Between 9-12. With 50 tds
>>68989770
All all those Tds from wr screens since that poor fuck has zero protection
>>68989075
maybe he like everyone else with half a brain is tired of the raidnigger shitposting
>>68991190
That's just comfy guy and carrmageddon.
The rest of us are just cautiously optimistic, not overly confident autistic shitposting confident
the Raiders are finishing last in their division
>2010: NFC WEST IS THE SHITTIEST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL, THEY WILL SUCK FOREVER
>2011: 49ers make the NFCCG
>2012: 49ers make the Superbowl
>2013: Seahawks win the Superbowl
>2014: NFC SOUTH IS THE SHITTIEST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL, THEY WILL SUCK FOREVER!
>2015: Panthers go to the Superbowl
>2015: AFC SOUTH IS THE SHITTIEST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL, THEY WILL SUCK FOREVER!
>etc.
Why are /nfl/ fans such knee jerk reaction, what-have-you-done-for-me-lately faggots?
>another raidnigger thread
>>68986966
sup, /b/ro.\
Nice dubs
>>68994045
>2016: NFC EAST IS THE SHITTIEST DIVISION IN FOOTBALL, THEY WILL SUCK FOREVER!
>>68994088
It's all they have bro. They have made the playoffs in over 14 years. Only the Browns are worse. Their head coach hasn't been to the playoffs in over 8 years. The last time they were decent hue Jackson was their hc who they fired after a season. And guess who inhe is coaching?not trolling is rather be a Browns fan than a raiders fan. Atleast the Browns might make the playoffs in the next 5 years lol
>>68994402
The Browns at least had a winning season in the last 10 years.
>>68994088
>>68994402
Why do you hate >us? It's not like we've done anything to hurt you, other than actually hurting you at our games...
>>68994451
I think Cleveland should build a statue to Derek Anderson. He did the impossible.
>>68994459
no one "hates" raiders fans, you're just really annoying
no other team with as little recent success as the ravens is annoying as you fucks
you've literally done nothing
>>68994508
That's not how you say Lebron James
>>68991190
Its a break from all the chief posters who last year were much much worse. Plus Raidniggers could actually have a good young quarter back
>>68994508
The 2007 Browns were pretty great to be honest.
>Winslow catching for 1000+ yards
>Memelon Edwards catching for 1300 yards and 16 TDs
>Jamal Lewis rushing for 1300 yards and 9 TDs
>Derek Anderson making the pro bowl
>10-6 record
They completely imploded after that season and never recovered.
>>68994595
>no one "hates" raiders fans
Fans of other AFCW teams do.
>>68994595
I don't actually shitpost with sincerity. I know my team is complete shit. I just joke around. Now Carrmageddon, that bastard actually thinks they'll be good, lol.
>>68994685
no they don't
you'll win a couple meme division games every year because that's how divisions work, but no one in the AFCW has thought of you as an actual threat since 2002
you're just really annoying
>>68995219
I'm not a Raiders fan I'm a Chorgers phan.
>>68995301
good for you?
When Napoleon Kaufman is in the top 5 of your teams rushing leaders for the last 20 years your team is not relevant
>>68995219
The old Raiders were pretty hateable.
>fat juggalo beaner fans
>dirtiest team in the league
>constant fucking crying and bitching about refball and how the NFL is out to get them
But yeah in the last 10 years they're just a comic relief rather than a genuine threat.
Heyward Bey>Cooper
>>68995677
But we're YOUR comic relief. We're the tough guy who looks intimidating but he can't help but slip on banana peels and look stupid.
>>68995699
>Neil Lomax
not Neil O'Donnell
>>68995677
yeah that's sort of my point
the raiders used to be really good in the late 70s and 80s, then they went full retard and stopped starting marcus allen for a walking meme who couldn't stay healthy and the defense got shitty
since then they've been relevant only a couple times, and never since tampa bay obliterated them in 02
the current raiders are the laughingstock of the league, and acting like their team possibly going 8-8 next year is worthy of contender-level shitposting
it's kinda sad rly
>>68995794
You're more like the edgy fat kid who wears eyeliner, walks around in a black trenchcoat and then gets beaten up in school by jocks after threatening them with plastic katana.
>>68995929
lol that couldn't be further from the truth. I was a skilled baseball player in high school who was a good Christian boy.
>>68995794
go back to the BLACK BUNG HOLE
>>68996086
I meant the Raiders as a team, not you personally.
Packers will win OWL with Brett Hundley as QP cap it ho
>>68996171
You're an idiot
>>68996121
lol you're right.
>>68996171
I've seen BH play
That's just not going to happen phamalam
>>68996086
>skilled baseball player
isn't that an oxymoron though?
>>68989900
Colts can't do screen plays, everybody knows that.
>>68996349
Larry Bird? Magic Johnson?
>>68996349
>skilled divegrass player is an oxymoron
boreswing takes a little talent
>>68996349
baseball is all about skill tho
>>68996337
Are they even going to keep him at QB?
>>68996468
hitting is all about skill
why do you think most players only hit about 25% of the time
>>68996534
they should trade him while they can get value out of him desu
with some experience under his belt I could legitimately see him being a good starting QB somewhere else
>>68996534
did they bring in a camp body for competition?
>>68996609
>with some experience under his belt I could legitimately see him being a good starting QB somewhere else
I saw him lose to a Bill Davis coached defense and he was horrid. It was Hundley and everybody else was healthy.
>>68996747
>I saw this player play in college
He's preformed really well in the preseason
>>68996873
so did Kevin Clob
maybe you can trade him for a 2nd or 3rd roundr
Finished my Top 100:
100. Tyler Eifert, TE, Bengals
99. Pernell McPhee, OLB, Bears
98. Elvis Dumervil, OLB, Ravens
97. Alshon Jeffery, WR, Bears
96. Sean Lee, OLB, Cowboys
95. Mark Ingram, TB, Saints
94. Jimmy Graham, TE, Seahawks
93. Julian Edelman, WR, Patriots
92. Adam Jones, CB, Bengals
91. Kwon Alexander, ILB, Buccaneers
90. Mike Iupati, G, Cardinals
89. Brandon Marshall, WR, Jets
88. Richie Incognito, G, Bills
87. Mike Pouncey, C, Dolphins
86. Trent Williams, T, Redskins
85. Doug Baldwin, WR, Seahawks
84. Damon Harrison, DT, Giants
83. Andrew Luck, QB, Colts
82. Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Cardinals
81. Patrick DiMarco, FB, Falcons
80. DeMarcus Ware, OLB, Broncos
79. Eric Weddle, S, Ravens
78. Mike Daniels, DE, Packers
77. Kawann Short, DT, Panthers
76. Jason Verrett, CB, Chargers
75. Darius Slay, CB, Lions
74. Tamba Hali, OLB, Chiefs
73. Jamaal Charles, TB, Chiefs
72. Jordy Nelson, WR, Packers
71. Ryan Kalil, C, Panthers
70. Johnathan Joseph, CB, Texans
69. Tony Romo, QB, Cowboys
68. Dontari Poe, DT, Chiefs
67. Allen Robinson, WR, Jaguars
66. LeSean McCoy, TB, Bills
65. Derrick Johnson, ILB, Chiefs
64. Marcell Dareus, DT, Bills
63. Reshad Jones, S, Dolphins
62. Philip Rivers, QB, Chargers
61. Doug Martin, TB, Buccaneers
60. Jason Peters, T, Eagles
59. Josh Norman, CB, Redskins
58. Jamie Collins, ILB, Patriots
57. Vontaze Burfict, OLB, Bengals
56. Mario Williams, DE, Dolphins
55. Devin McCourty, S, Patriots
54. Chris Harris, CB, Broncos
53. Russell Wilson, QB, Seahawks
52. Todd Gurley, TB, Rams
51. K.J. Wright, OLB, Seahawks
50. Linval Joseph, DT, Vikings
49. Travis Frederick, C, Cowboys
48. Anthony Sherman, FB, Chiefs
47. Greg Olsen, TE, Panthers
46. Kam Chancellor, S, Seahawks
45. Darrelle Revis, CB, Jets
44. Carson Palmer, QB, Cardinals
43. Bobby Wagner, ILB, Seahawks
42. Malcolm Jenkins, S, Eagles
41. Anthony Barr, OLB, Vikings
40. Cameron Jordan, DE, Saints
39. Zack Martin, G, Cowboys
38. Gerald McCoy, DT, Buccaneers
37. Terron Armstead, T, Saints
>>68997095
cont:
36. Muhammad Wilkerson, DE, Jets
35. DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Texans
34. Odell Beckham, WR, Giants
33. Le'Veon Bell, TB, Steelers
32. Earl Thomas, S, Seahawks
31. Dez Bryant, WR, Cowboys
30. Eric Berry, S, Chiefs
29. NaVorro Bowman, ILB, 49ers
28. Maurkice Pouncey, C, Steelers
27. Justin Houston, OLB, Chiefs
26. Michael Bennett, DE, Seahawks
25. Ben Roethlisberger, QB, Steelers
24. Marshal Yanda, G, Ravens
23. Harrison Smith, S, Vikings
22. Fletcher Cox, DT, Eagles
21. Tyrann Mathieu, S, Cardinals
20. A.J. Green, WR, Bengals
19. Cam Newton, QB, Panthers
18. Geno Atkins, DT, Bengals
17. Drew Brees, QB, Saints
16. Adrian Peterson, TB, Vikings
15. Ndamukong Suh, DT, Dolphins
14. Tyron Smith, T, Cowboys
13. Tom Brady, QB, Patriots
12. Khalil Mack, DE, Raiders
11. Richard Sherman, CB, Seahawks
10. Aaron Rodgers, QB, Packers
9. Joe Thomas, T, Browns
8. Luke Kuechly, ILB, Panthers
7. Von Miller, OLB, Broncos
6. Patrick Peterson, CB, Cardinals
5. Julio Jones, WR, Falcons
4. Antonio Brown, WR, Steelers
3. Rob Gronkowski, TE, Patriots
2. Aaron Donald, DT, Rams
1. J.J. Watt, DE, Texans
>>68997095
>Jimmy Graham > Tyler Eifert
I'm not even a Bungholes fan but you're functionally retarded.
>>68997040
I'm not saying we'll get a starter
but a third round QB is going to lose value the longer he's sitting on the bench
>>68997132
this barely deserved a (you)
but good lord you're a special kind of idiot
>>68997144
>a guy who's had one good NFL season is better than one of the best pass-catching TEs of all time
Gtfo pleb. Idgaf if Graham is worthless in the run game, so were Ozzie Newsome and Shannon Sharpe.
>>68994595
>as little recent success as the ravens
dude what?
>>68997203
>can't even begin to dispute any of it
>i-idiot
lol, now you've shown us all what a cuck you are.
>calvin pryor
>sheldon richardson
>leonard williams
>darron lee
>jordan jenkins
>lorenzo mauldin
>marcus gilchrist
>all this high quality youth on the defensive side of the ball
hnggggggggggggg
who the fuck is this ferris bueller faggot?
>>68997604
>a guy who is reduced to absolute dogshit without Drew Brees throwing to him is somehow better than a guy outfucking him at every stat
>>68997688
he's a fine upstanding korean picture book fiddler
Explain this.
>>68997144
Has Eifert even played a full season? Guy has all the talent in the world but he's made of glass
>>68997095
>>68997132
t. seahawks fan
>>68997774
axl rose and his fans
>>68997718
quality b8
jimmy graham is one of the most athletic tight ends ever and he helped brees as much as brees helped him. He struggled last year like the other thousand players who struggle the first year they are traded to a new offense.
>>68997095
>brandon marshall at 89
he's top 5, and he may be aging but so is fitzgerald
221 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>68997604
Saints fan here, Jimmy is nothing without Brees. I was hoping >we would trade him even earlier to milk two first rounders out of some gullible retards, Ben Watson literally outproduced him handily this year.
>>68997934
No you fucking moron, Brees didn't even lose a step without Graham, in fact you could easily make an argument that he played BETTER without him. Meanwhile Jimmy was utter ass in Seattle.
Why is the first Mad Max set in a normal world but the Road Warrior is set in an unexplained nuclear wasteland?
>>68997718
>go to team with a worse QB
>only a slight decrease in yards/game
>increase in yards/reception
>"reduced to absolute dogshit"
>outfucking him at every state
First-year football fan confirmed.
>yards/game: Graham 60.2 > Eifert 37.8
>yards/reception: Graham 12.3 > Eifert 11.7
>TD.game: Graham .596 > Eifert .517
>drop %: Graham 4.6% > Eifert 5.8
>>68997808
Nope, guess again.
>>68998101
Graham had 10 TDs in his last year with Brees and 2 TDs with Memeson throwing to him.
>>68998031
Found the fantasy football player. Graham actually had a lot of yards and a high yards per catch, his touchdowns were the only thing that wasn't as good as when he was with the Saints
>>68998145
>have a worse QB
>catch fewer TDs
Isn't this the expected outcome?
>>68998183
>yards per catch
Meme stat.
>fantasy football player
Haven't played fantasy football in like forever and I actually watched Graham's entire career in New Orleans, every single game.
>touchdowns were the only thing
And since TEs are the ultimate redzone weapon, getting barely any TDs is a pretty big deal.
>>68998031
>hurr everything he did before doesn't mean anything because of one bad season
>>68998145
The Seahawks offense was a dumpster fire for the the first half of the season. They were like 30th in red zone td percentage IIRC. The offensive line was a hot mess. By the time the Seahawks offense got clicking, Jimmy got hurt.
>>68998031
>only a slight decrease in yards/game
>increase in yards/reception
>"nothing without Brees"
>Watson had fewer yards/game
>Watson had fewer yards/reception
>with a much better QB
>"outproduced him handily"
>>68998312
>And since TEs are the ultimate redzone weapon
>>68998369
This.
Brees was a Ben Watson babby
>>68998312
>Graham helped Brees as much as Brees helped Graham
That alone should disqualify you from having an opinion. Brees was a multiple pro bowler and a Superbowl winner who put up videogame numbers before Graham was even drafted. In the games Graham sat out Brees' production didn't even decrease.
Meanwhile, Graham before Brees was a literal who 3rd rounder from Miami who played more basketball than football.
>>68997934
>brandon marshall is a top 5 receiver
lol, nah. Because of his age and who will be throwing to him this year, you might as well put a fork in his career.
>>68998503
i heard that a lot last year too
he's produced with bad qb's his whole career
>>68998570
He's never had a QB anywhere near as bad as Geno. It's over.
>>68998436
Meant for >>68997934
>>68998703
No one cares that you're a retart who can't quote properly
>>68999010
>retart
The irony. Kill yourself Balticoon.
>>68999040
first week on 4chin, newfig?
>>68999275
>having to drop your trip to defend your illiteracy
kek
>>68999040
Lol, what are you some kind of moran?
>>68999158
I'm I the only one who finds it funny that TMZ is the best sports reporting site out there?
>>68999664
TMZ breaks all the best stories
>>68997774
Is that the redskins front office?
>>68999819
They really do. Skuta was arrested a week ago and TMZ is the one who first reported it. Not saying this is a huge story but TMZ is always among the first to report shit. Oh, and they don't have the Patriot's cock halfway down their throat like ESPN
So who will be the remaining 20 on the NFL top 100?
Newton, Rodgers, Brady, Palmer, Wilson, AP, Beckham Jr, Jones, Hopkins, Green, Brown, Gronk, Donald, Watt, Mack, Miller, Kuechly, Peterson, Norman, Sherman?
>>69000597
Who are the other 80?
>>69000597
Was Yanda named? He's easily the best offensive lineman in the NFL, he's got to be up there. Also I love Hopkins but top 20 seems a little high don't it?
>>69000657
See the NFL.
>>69000657
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_Top_100_Players_of_2016
>mfw Justin Houston went up a place
>>69000740
Yanda was 37. Hopkins hasn't been ranked 100-21 so I assume he'd be in there
>>69000740
Yanda was 37. Top 20 is fine for Hopkins, he would be a major snub.
>>69000740
>He's easily the best offensive lineman in the NFL
"No."
What would be your dream Super Bowl LI match up?
>>69001376
It must absolutely kill Joe Thomas on the inside that he plays for the Browns
>>69000799
>Roethlisberger #21
Ok I can now safely disregard this list
>>69001466
Houston v Dallas
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>>69001554
Thomas plays a more premium position but Yanda is a much better player than Thomas.
>>69001821
>I RATE OFFENSIVE GUARDS
SWEET FEDORA BRO
>>69000597
Yeah, that sounds right. Really hard to see any of those guys getting snubbed.
>>69001554
Thomas had numerous chances to leave and he didn't. He went on record to say it wouldn't feel right to win a ring with another team and he would rather end his career ringless with the Browns than become a ring chasing mercenary.
>>69001821
see >>69000799
Players disagree with you.
>>69001928
>He doesn't care about OL grades
>>69001928
>>69001778
why are you yelling?
>>69001821
>same age and years in the League
>Thomas has 3x as many 1st team all-pro selections
>Thomas has nearly twice as many pro bowl selections
It's time to stop.
>>69001928
Calm down negro
>>69002076
Players don't vote on the "top 100 list"
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/06/09/nfl-says-roughly-half-of-all-players-voted-on-the-top-100-list/
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/06/08/navorro-bowman-calls-nfln-top-100-list-totally-bogus/
>>69002213
Don't try to argue with Old Bay. His homerism knows no bounds.
>>69001821
>>69002213
cont.
>Yanda was mediocre his first 3 years in the League, solid in his 4th, didn't start to become elite until his 5th
>Thomas has been elite since the moment he entered the League, been selected to the pro bowl every year, and never missed a single fucking offensive snap
Not even a comparison lad.
>>69001821
Lol no. Thomas is a top 3 lt.
Yanda at best a top 10
>>69002463
>Players don't vote on the Top 100 list
>your first link literally says at least 50% of them vote
Way to BTFO yourself
>>69002607
Yanda isn't a left tackle
>>69002463
you should read the articles you link
>>69002684
you might want to read the article. nfl players have claimed that the top 100 list is a shame since before it aired. not a single player has gone on record as having voted or having even known any player who has voted
>>69002942
From the article: https://twitter.com/NFLFilms/status/677623253762973696
>>69002684
>>69002816
Read the articles and not just the links fellas
>>69003144
I did, see >>69003080
>>68989641
Watson honestly has a better shot than Gayker Gayfield. Watson is quick, agile, and has a really good deep ball. Meanwhile Baker is a manlet that couldn't even get a scholarship to Texas Tech.
>>69002803
You are supremely retarded. Thomas plays lt a much hard position to fill. Yanda plays guard a much easier position to fill.
You are a retard
>>68994345
Honestly though, since Eli's meme magic, that division has been shit.
>>68997095
>82. Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Cardinals
Stopped reading right there
Joe Thomas isn't even the best tackle lol. Tyron Smith is a better player
>>69003431
Why mad?
>>69003298
See my post here jackass >>69001821 I said as much you illiterate shit
>>68997095
>>68997095
>no barwin
I'd trade Kek Osmele and a second for even the chance to hold Joe Thomas's pads.
>>68994595
>>68997629
As a Stoolers fan who doesn't particularly like the Ravens, that """"opinion"""" belongs in the trash.
>>69003682
He was borderline even before last year.
>>69003700
you change your trip again carrmageddon?
>>69003631
>>69003436
Dude... You forgot to turn your trip back on.
Holy shit old bay how fucking dumb are you
Hey guys, I got my foot run over by one of these and now I'm on oxycodone
So that leads me to this
Has anybody gotten any serious injuries in their lives playing sports?
>>69003477
>One of these is not like the others
Because he's Legendary Larry and deserves higher.
>>69003865
You think /sp/ is the only board I post on? The Tyrion Smith post wasn't me though.
>>69004042
Cracked a few ribs playing lacrosse, and tore my meniscus and got a couple concussions snowboarding.
>>69004348
What was growing up in HoCo like?
>>69003631
>>69003436
>>69001821
Lol. Holy shit dude.
So you have your trip on make a dumbass statement. Get flamed. Turn it off to act like you aren't the only one with that opinion, then forget to turn it back on.
You are a total moron. An hero yourself please.
>>69003836
I'm the other raidnigger, not Carrmagedon.
>>69004116
Stop talking. It's embarrassing now. Take a couple plays off.
>>69004412
Grew up in AA county.
>>69004042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4UFQWKjy_I
i imagine this was you
>>69004641
Anne Arundel County is complete shit. The rural parts of Maryland are the best. Also Delmarva is tolerable.
>>69004042
broken collarbone football
broken wrist ultimate frisbee
please Ziggy Ansah or Clay Mathews. one of you tear teddys ACL and MCL this year.
help a nigga out here.
>>69004884
>ultimate frisbee
>>69004890
I can do it >for free with a golf club, a cucumber, rope, and lube.
>>69004952
I laid out and hyper extended it, made the catch thought
>>69005126
should've pinned it to your head instead
>>69004884
>>69004348
Never broken a bone amazingly
Had 2 or 3 concussions from football and lax those weren't that bad
But
>Ultimate frisbee
I actually watched the women's ultimate frisbee national championship this year i was so fucking bored and it was on
They literally had announcers and coaches and real strategies
It might have been the memiest thing I have ever seen
>>69005227
Ultimate frisbee is not a sport lol.
>>69004759
I don't care what you think raidnigger
>>69004884
>Ultimate frisbee
>>69005227
>They literally had announcers and coaches and real strategies
>It might have been the memiest thing I have ever seen
Have you watched Battlebots?
>>69005189
Glad it was Rodney Harrison that happened to, couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
>>69005308
here's your (You), fish seasoning
>>69005227
ultimate frisbee is boring as hell to watch but it's a fun sport to play
>>69005227
>>69005466
here's another meme sport for (You) both
>>69005517
>putting Old Bay on fish
Hmmm I'll put it on my gefilte.
>>69005693
>>69005693
This. Old Bay is only good on crabs, steak and popcorn. Salt and lemon for fish
>>69005693
>>69005790
by the way, is kraft gonna use his jew magic and tricks to get brady out of the suspension?
>>69005790
Not my fault I'm part Sephardim.
>>69005681
Sheeeeiit
That was a good meme sport though
Legitimately fun and cheesy, it seemed like nobody took it seriously
But ultimate frisbee those girls actually took the shit way to seriously
But it would be neat to travel around the country to "play" ultimate frisbee
Shit id probably show up with a cooler of bee every game
>>69006123
Why the fuck you stealing my gif?
>>69005926
Tbh I just don't see it this time around
The NFLPA signed the agreement that gave goodell power to fucking piss and shit on whoever he pleased
They really should strike for a new CBA and make sure an independent arbitrator panel hands punishment out
>>69006263
Nigga I had this gif saved to my galaxy s4 like 3 years ago before you were posting here
>>69006123
this is the mens championship from 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2X0OezR-XM
>>69006504
>1 hour 34 minutes
Time to get some snacks and enjoy this.
>>69006406
Sure....
>>69006504
>>69006651
Holy shit
This isn't even college
This is a real "league"
Do they do it >for free???
>>69006651
you will, there are highlight reels from the AUDL also, which are more exciting
>>69006896
Oh how fun.
>>69006504
>It's like soccer and basketball played on a football field, except it's frisbee
>championships
this is too good to be true
>>69006504
Also, I've yet to see one black player on either team
What is less of a sport, ultimate frisbee or frisbee golf?
>>69007326
there's a guy named jakeem polk who plays for some team in the AUDL, maxed out the vertical jump tests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTydT624WO8
>>69007351
>golf
>sport
>>69007351
Shin kicking.
>>69007846
Golf is a sport. A hardcore sport that relies on skill more than athleticism.
>>69007846
Of course a Patriot fan would be this retarded
My favorite player is Beau Kittredge, this dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9sNq_-j1Nc
holy shit is wes welker a beautiful man.
Ravens are winning the owl
>>69008999
>>69009279
No they're not you water baby.
>>69009279
Nice get, but the pats are gonna win the owl
>>69009283
its what's underneath the helmet that counts
>>69009279
Ravens are winning the first draft pick
>>69009503
>with garopollo starting the first 4 games
nah f a m
Ayy
>>69009503
>>69009650
shook
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o
k
We all know who's going to the Owl. It's gonna be a Raiders-Falcons owl.
>Brexit happened
>The Chiefs won a playoff game
>Trump is going to be a presidential candidate
>Leicester won the Premier League
>England gonna get put out the Euros by fucking Iceland
What is happening to real life? Has meme magic become a reality?
>>69010417
>doesn't mention cav's championship game
wrong thread, m9
Brace yourself lads..
>>69010234
The Browns are winning it all this year with the power of meme magic
>>69010417
I have no idea what Brexit, Leicester, England or the Euros are and Trump is already a candidate. What is your point?
>>69010210
Can't blame me for trying eh?
>>69010234
Beating Atlanta in the owl would be bittersweet imho, yeah you the W, but Atlanta, they're a likable team
>>69010618
What happen? Something with England?
>>69010790
>doesn't know about brexit
then again, most of the news around baltipoor are about riots and reruns of the wire
>>69010417
Bengals will win a playoff game, only to lose to the Browns in the next round.
>>69011141
>Atlanta, they're a likable team
What is likable about Atlanta? Matt Ryan has the personality of a fucking stump, say what you will about Flacco but he at least has a dry sense of humor.
>>69011263
Just lost to fucking Iceland in quarter finals and they played like garbage the whole game
>>69011369
you're using that meme wrong newfag
>>69011784
Round of 16, wasn't even the fecking quarters
>>69010790
>I have no idea what Brexit is
You'd have to literally live in a cave not to know that.
>>69011692
>flacco
>dry sense of humour
more like he tries hard to have a sense of humour. hes worse than jj watt when it comes to trying to be humble
>>69011692
Cool colors, respectable logo, Julio
>>69011784
>they played like garbage the whole game
I don't watch povertyball, but isn't that what England normally does?
>>69012123
Oops that Kane guy is absolutely garbage
>>69012090
>meme wrong
as if that could ever happen
>>69012123
>tied with Russia
>tied with Slovakia
>barely beat Wales
>lost to fucking Iceland
IT'S COMING, IT'S COMING
>>69012230
>cool colors
It looks like some Power Rangers shit.
>>69012415
I grew up with Power Rangers, MMPR though, then DBZ and the Simpsons
>>69012415
>Power Rangers shit
especially with that angular logo
>>69012386
yes.
i don't know why everybody is so shocked.
its not like england has been good since the 60s
>>69012186
You literally know nothing about Joe Flacco man
>>69012811
>posts picture of him eating gummi bears
>"he's so kawaii. that's so funny of him"
I'd wager this is how english sounds to Eli Manning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY
>>69013143
https://youtu.be/HW4J-RiCZ2Q
>>69013143
here is the face of a dynasty destroyer
>>69013425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vJn5XxWg9U
>>68986176
>ENGLAND
>ENGLAND
>ENGLAND
>ENGLAND
>ENGLAND
>>69013683
sadly accurate. Honestly italians are the best soccer players I know, both technically and tactically.
>>69013954
fuck off
>>69013683
tbqh f a m this would definitely get me to watch fifa
>>69013683
Heh
Saving the thread from a wave of divegrass autism
>>69014674
GOAT goalkeeper right there
Are >we autosaging?
>>69015061
No. Yuro/sp/ autists are just flooding the board. Again.
GUYS HELP
>>69016114
I don't help Raidniggers.
>>69016281
You can help yourself to a huge loss m8
Thread's drowning in autism
>>69013963
Bantz
NOT ON MY WATCH
GO RAIDERS KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE. JUST LIKE MY EX WIFE WHO I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEATEN TO DEATH IN EAST LANSING IN 1982.
>>69017094
>>69017251
Where's Hayden lol?
>>69017251
Fix your fucking guards
>>69017330
Exactly
>>69017358
Make me :^)
WELL /SP/, ARE THEY ELITE?
>>69017444
4s FOR BASED CARR
>>69017501
Maybe, maybe not. What's it to you?
Dolphins
>"Watch out for the Lions this year.”
>>69017501
Not even close, this is a team sport, they need 21 more players to help JJam
>>69018222
2s for based Carr?
>>69018402
No. Based Manziel.
>>69018651
Literally who?
>>69018693
The best QB to wear the number 2.
>>69018914
>2
Triggered
>>69017251
How is Carr great? Lol
>>69020096
Because meme magic lol.
>>69020096
Because he's actually good plus some mild bias
>Old Bay
>>69020273
>>69020946
>>69021739
>3 posts in a row
Wew
This is actually just sad
>>69021769
Dead thread
Dead general
Dead sport.
Ever feel like you're talking to yourself?
I swear I must be walking in circles.
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best rush defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Derek Carr (objectively and statistically a top 5 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Top 5 OL
>Latavius Murray (best RB in the AFCW who will be 100% healthy, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC)
>Taiwan Jones (a speedy, elusive RB)
>Cooper (a top 5 WR already) (45,000+YDs/500+TDs)
>Michael Crabtree (top 15 WR, 1,000+YDs/10+TDs)
>Seth Roberts (severely underrated)
(700 yards, 8 TDs, 17 receptions)
>Andre Holmes (Also underrated)
(10 TDs, 800 yards)
>David Amerson (a high potential, immediate impact CB) (5 picks, 12 passes defensed)
>Sean Smith, a great cover DB
(4 picks, 10 passes defensed)
>Khalil "SACK" Mack
(12 sacks, 10 TFL, 4 picks, 6 owned OLs)
>Malcolm Smith (one of the fastest and hardest hitters on our team)
>Marcel Reece (best receiving FB in NFL)
>Jamize Olwale (best rushing FB in the NFL)
>Clive Walford (Best receiving TE in the AFCW)
>best GM in the NFL
>last 2 drafts were god tier
>Best DL
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best special teams in the AFCW
>Best, most dedicated fans in the NFL
>>69022061
I believe.
No man is an island.
Burma Shave.
>>69018651
I told you all he was just a Kliffbabby
>>69022371
>implying anyone didn't know this
>>69022519
Browns fans and Faggies?
>>69022572
Good list.
>>69022061
>7-9
Lel I can't wait for reality to actually set it again
>>69022856
Carrmageddon is different from you and me, he has no base in reality. His identity is as plenty as you can see. He lives as he loves: free.
>>69010790
>old bay is a complete fucking retard as it turns out
Gee who didn't see that coming
>>69022572
Jesus every year Brady has stacked as fuck weapons
I̓ͦͯ̌̇͊̐͟҉ ̸̓͛̎͌̆́̿̓̀͘͢A̅́͗ͫ͐͒͢͞͏M͐͑̍̍͒̽͑̏ͫ̉̾ͫ̀̚͘͞͝ ̴̢̧̨̧̾͛ͩͯ͗́̏ͯ͛ͨ̐Ą̛̑͗̃͐̓ͯ͂̽͋̈̊̓ͥͮ́̚ ̡̎̀̓̒̅ͯͯ͒̊̏͂ͬ͗͋̀̚Ç̴͒ͧ̍͂ͤ̉͜͢Ȏ̶̡̃̓ͦ͝͝L̨̐͒̎ͪ͒͗̅͊́̕͟L̸̷̨̉͑ͫ̔ͦ̾̑̊ͧ̀͂͑͜Ȇ̵̢̀͂̇̓͢͢C͋̂ͥͬ̃͊̊̐̋҉́͜Ţ̷̐̈ͨͧ̐̈́̿͋̌̆͠Iͣͤ̄͂̄̋͒ͧ̏̓͠V̨̡ͪ̋̋͋̈́̐͑͂ͨ̑̐̇̑̂̍͗̂́Ë̸̴́ͩ̍̇ͫ͗͂̂̕͠ ̸ͯͬ̀͗ͨ́̚͜͟͡E̵̢̧ͧ̊̑̈͐̉̀̚͝N̵̡̓͗͑ͣ̈̍̊ͩ̋ͣ̿͠͠T̵͊̉ͯ͆̇̂͛̅͑͑͟I͑͒ͫͫ͜͟͝Ť̑͆͊̎ͥͥ͒ͯ͊̓́̑͛̊̚͢͝͠͏Y̵̨͗̽ͧ̔͂ͥ̎̈̆͒̐̋ͭ̽̏҉̴ ̨͗ͪ̋͢͠Ò͐ͪ̎ͤͫͣͣ̋̊͆҉̨͞͏F̴͊̇̿̃͋̑̀͂̾̄ͨ̅̓̿̇̿ͯ͢ ̶ͨ̾̉ͫ̍̑ͦ͆̂ͤ͌̈́̽͗̔͗̄͜͡͏T̷̀͑̏͐̏ͪ̆͌̃͑̊̾́ͤ̾ͤ́́͢͝O̡ͫͦ̓̀ͥ̉̐̾ͨͣ̍͛̎͒̋̅͂͜͜R̂̀͒ͯ̔҉̨̕͞Tͩͬ̾͒̓̊̈́ͤ͌ͬ͐̓̏͑ͤͥ̃̕͜͝Ȗ̡̆̔̀͆͐ͨ͌͛̑ͮ͛̓͜R̸̵̉̃́̚Ę̶̨̀ͯͩ̅͊́ ̛ͬͥ͋ͨͫ̓̅̀ͥ̊̒̉ͫ́ͫͪ̀̚͘͞Á̡ͩͧ͊̀͘͡͡N̷̂ͯ̋̓̀̚͠D̷̢̢ͦ̒̂̀̔ͪ̿̒̍͌̓͘ ̸͐͒̅̍ͧ̂͠O̵̢͛ͨͦ̆͡P̢̧ͨ̈́ͫ̎͐͑͆ͬ͌̇͡T̾́͌͘͜҉I̽̌͋ͮͯ̄͐͐̐̕͟͜M̶̔̾ͥ̌̿̓̊͒̇̆I̐̋ͭ̒ͧ͐̓̃ͩ̿ͭ̃̓͌̇ͫ͟͢S̵̔͊̎̀̀ͭͦ͛̊ͪ̓̓́̓̑̚̚̕͘M̈́̏̔ͫ̋̉̽̌̽̒̎̒͏̸̛͢͏
>>69010790
>doesn't have a clue wasn't going on in the world beyond burning down drug stores when some jig gets killed by the police
>>69023126
Jesus fuck
>>69023126
>Necromancer
>>69022997
I'll agree with Gronk and Bennett previously Hernandez.
But Edelman had to be developed for quite a fucking while. It was good on McDaniels/O'Brien to get him where he is.
>>69023126
Yugioh cards have gotten really dark these days
>mfw cheeky Raiders implosion ten weeks into the season causes us to miss the playoffs
All I'm hoping for is 4 wins. Just want to see improvement.
>>69023523
Can't implode what's already imploded
Get ready to rage
>>69023812
Why? That's accurate.
>>68991530
meh, i think Raiders can go 12-4 this year.
>>69023812
I don't see an issue. He can throw picks in every offense with ease.
WERE WE NOT COMPELLED TO EXPEL ALL COMPASSION? ALL LOVE? ALL JOY? THOSE WENT AWAY. HOW ELSE COULD WE HAVE ARMOURED OURSELVES? EXISTENCE IS TORMENT, A TORMENT THAT MUST NOURISH US.
-The Emperor on being a Philadelphia fan
>>69023812
I don't see an issue. He can lose big games in every offense with ease.
>>69023884
Could also apply to my Oakland niggas.
you may only respond to this post if your team has not lost an Owl
>>69004890
You're such a loser. I hope you get punched in the dick every day for the rest of your life.
>>69024665
Reply to this post if you are at least 6'0 or taller.
>>69024665
>>69024692
What do I win?
>>69024692
in some 10 inch high lifts I sure am :^)
>>69024712
One warm pupper on your lap.
>>69022061
There's only one Nation
>no posts in almost half an hour
>thread might be killed by divegrass
not on my watch
>>69025562
>posting in a dead general
>trying to keep a dead general alive
>wanting to keep a general that has little to no variation of conversation and is just the same meme posts and stale year old copypastas active
Just watch baseball. /sp/ needs globalism
>>69025647
>Just watch boreball.
Could you just shoot me in the face instead?
J/k, just gotta make it to Thursday Night CFL action to see my Roughriders.
>>69025830
>I'd rather have the same conversation day in and day out than watch sports
my (-___-) when
>>69025982
>boreball
>sport
>>69026025
I played baseball for years. It's the most hardcore sport ever invented.
>>69000830
Even as a Texans fan, I still recognize that a significant chunk of Hopkins's stats came during garbage time and against second stringers.
>What are the Atlanta and Miami games.
Not that he isn't a good receiver, but I don't think he quite deserves to be in the top 20 quite yet. Top 30 would probably be more appropriate. He has made some cool plays and acrobatic catches. Not quite on the same level as OBJ, but still up there.
>Monday night vs. Bengals TD catch
>Helmet catch down the sideline vs. Jags that was reminiscent of Tyree's Superbowl grab.
I wanna see him in some relevant and close games where he makes vital plays and/or touchdowns. Playoffs too.
I have high hopes that if Osweiler is at least serviceable as a QB (unlike the QB carousel of the past few years), and the new offensive weapons begin to click and produce, that he'll see more one-on-ones and thus put up more legit stats.
It would've been so much better if the Broncos brung back the lord almighty Tebow.
>>68986176
What would have happened if the Broncos played the Cardinals in Super Bowl L?
>>69025647
>Just watch baseball.
who says I'm not? there's plenty of time to do like 4 or 5 other things while watching a baseball game.
>>69026237
fuck the giants
>>69026076
>I have high hopes that if Osweiler is at least serviceable as a QB
>>69026235
with Palmer playing the way he was playing? Broncos would still win
>>68995219
Nigga we were knocking on the playoff doors in 2010-2012 (with a squad of has been mind you, with the exception of a non broken dmc and palmer) our owner shit died an we exploded as a reason.. Now we are back just be ready. The shit posting will reach proportions need before seen. The world isn't ready for a playoff raider team.
>>69026429
>I might have to cheer for the chefs to eliminate the raidnigs
>>69026076
>I wanna see him in some relevant and close games where he makes vital plays and/or touchdowns. Playoffs too.
We won the game vs the jests nigger
>>69026115
>brung
What did he mean by this?
>>69026480
I will concede that.
>>69026260
>nationall eeg
not even jay cutler doesn't care as much as me
>>69026724
>Liking Arcade League
What are you, autistic?
*yawn*
I'm bored.
>>69026742
Did you even think before posting that?
>>69004890
isn't Mathews part of that PED drug Alzajeera shit?
>>69026763
You can play tickle-tickle footsie with me, lol.
>>69026763
go find something new to read or watch then
or you know, get sucked into FM again and watch your life drain away
>>69026787
What's the point in posting if you have to think about it?
>>69026787
Look at my trip. It should give you the answer.
>>68996349
Go play in the MLB and get even a .100 BA
>>69026830
That's my line.
eh, feeling a bit autistic, it's been a while since I made anything.
anyone remember those grid schedules I used to make? would anyone even care if I made one again for this season, or should I forget it and do something else instead?
Soon.
He's coming home.
>>69027266
No.
>I have to share this story! I was traveling on Delta Airlines Flight Number 1772 from Atlanta, Georgia to Phoenix, Arizona when there was a medical emergency on board.
>An older gentleman began having what appeared to be heart problems, and he went unconscious. I watched strangers from all over the world and every ethnicity come to the help of this man for over an hour! Whether it was chest compressions, starting an IV, helping breathe life into this man, or praying everyone helped! I listened to shock after shock from the AED machine and still no pulse. No one gave up.
>I observed people praying and lifting this man up to the Lord in a way that I've never seen before. The crew of Delta Airlines were amazing. They acted in a fast and professional manner!
>Then all of a sudden, I observed a guy walking down the aisle. That guy was Tim Tebow.
>He met with the family as they cried on his shoulder! I watched Tim pray with the entire section of the plane for this man. He made a stand for God in a difficult situation. The plane landed in Phoenix and that was the first time they got a pulse back!
>Please share this with your friends! Pray for this man and his family, and also thank God that we still have people of faith who in times of difficulty look to the Lord!
Romo is gone if he doesn't take Dallas to the post season right?
The NFCE should be an easy win for Dallas next season. There shouldn't be any excuses if they don't make it into the post season.
>>69027266
The fudge packers won't break .500 this season
>>69027266
>Implying he wont go to Detroit or Chicago
>>69026076
>I still recognize that a significant chunk of Hopkins's stats came during garbage time and against second stringers.
Do you have any empirical data showing that he benefited from this more than other elite WRs? He had one of the worst QBs of any elite WR last year. And he torched some of the best corners in the League.
>Clay Matthews and Julius Peppers will both be suspended in less than 3 months
Can we talk about fantasy football in here?
>>69029232
>Puckers
>>69029232
>it won't stop the loins from retaking their usual 4th place throne
>>69029261
Only if you want to give me cancer.
>>69029308
>3rd place
4th place is for the vikings and burrs now
Elway will let von Nigger walk if he has any sense at all
>>69029359
>Letting the best defensive player in the NFL walk
>>69029232
>>69029264
>The interview will be conducted when Packers camp opens on July 29. Julius Peppers, Mike Neal and James Harrison will be interviewed as well. It's unclear if Peyton Manning, who was also named in the report, will be asked to meet with league officials. Charlie Sly, a former intern at The Guyer Institute in Indiana, connected Matthews and others to PEDs but has since retracted his allegations.
>but has since retracted his allegations
kekkity kek
>Von Miller is the best defensive player in the NFL
>>69029385
>May May Watt
>>69029370
>paying 5 times market price for an above average defender who played two good games
Anyone need a free handjob?
>>69029450
>two good games
>has the most sacks of any OLB since he came into the league
Casuals plz leave
>>69029370
>I rate von Nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYmckZqt2x8
>>69029480
Is that what old bay is up to these days?
>>69029488
sacks are a meme stat m8
>>69029524
>sacks are a meme state
Wut?
>>69029524
Sacks are literally the most defensive stat there is. Denver literally won a super bowl almost entirely based on getting pressure on the other teams quarterback. You know, it amazes me that people like you can dress yourselves in the morning
Wentz is a god,how dare he not be a starter!
>>69029578
He needs to develop m8.
>tfw literally one two point conversion away from a 5th ring
hold me bros
>>69029642
nah
>>69029345
>thinking you're better than the Bears now
lol, where does a loinsfag find such arrogance?
now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?
>>69029370
>best
But he's not even top 5...
>>69029735
Anti-Christian bigotry spewed out of the mouths of the liberal media.
>lol, where does a loinsfag find such arrogance?
>>69029720
lol the lions have swept the bears 2 or 3 strsight seasons haven't they?
>>69029735
left handed memer
>>69029642
The Panthers would've destroyed the Patriots' collective asshole so hard that Tom would've had a mental breakdown, come out as Tammy Brady, and won the Arthur Ashe Courage Award.
>>69029774
The Bears have actually improved themselves though, your offense has been reduced to ashes.
>>69029823
I love the Bears as much as the next guy does, but they will go 7-9 this year.
>The Bears have actually improved themselves though, your offense has been reduced to ashes.
SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF /NFL/
Old Bay
Tiki
p12
BB
Sneak
Scarletism
Carrmageddon
>>69029881
why do you keep posting dis
>>69029841
And the Lions will be about the same.
Why has everyone forgotten about this game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DjCANMvs-Y
>>69029989
I remember that game. It was the last time anyone took either Mark Sanchez or the Jest seriously.
>>69029989
I haven't...
>>69029947
How have you not been remanded to the custody of mental healthcare professionals yet, you sick fucking freak?
>tfw NFL Network played the Bengals/Packers game where Favre came off the bench for the Majik Man and won the game and I remembered to record it
time for some early 90s comfy football watchin'
>>69029720
We have won the last 6 games. Burrs are complete shit
>>69029823
>Burrs
>Improved
They lost Forte and Bennett you dumbass
>>69030038
That was the first time I ever loved the Packers.
>>69029798
>This
The Patriots would have put up a good fight but the final score would have been something like 31-24
>>69030103
>Scam beating the Pats
lolno
>>69030137
cam has the pats number
>>69030052
>1000-year old RB
>middle of the road TE
Loins lost their entire offense.
>>69029642
The Patriots would have needed to go to OT and then beat the Panthers.
I like the Panthers in that match up but then I liked them against the Broncos too. I'm still shocked the league MVP couldn't put together one scoring drive with the game on the line.
>>69030137
>2.5 years later
>booty STILL sore
>Loins lost their entire offense.
>>69030170
>Loins lost their entire offense.
When did we lose Tate and GOATford?
Good guys:
>Packers
>Texans
>Vikings
>Chargers
>Browns
>Colts
>Lions
>Redskins
>Jets
>Bears
>Bills
>Niners
>Bengals
>Dolphins
>Jags
>Saints
>Titans
>Cards
Bad Guys:
>Pats
>Steelers
>Giants
>Cowboys
>Rams
>Eagles
>Broncos
>Panthers
>Seahawks
>Raiders
>Ravens
>Falcons
>Bucs
>Chiefs
>>69030182
He didn't get much help, but then he's also incapable of actually leading a team in tough situations.
>>69030198
Why are the Raiders still the bad guys? We're just bad lol.
>>69030198
>Lions
>Good
The entire NFL outside of the Browns and Jags hates >us
>>69030197
>it's another "shit on a franchise legend to justify empty optimism" episode
>>69030198
So bad guys are teams that win.
>>69030198
>Bad Guys:
>Bucs
>it's another "shit on a franchise legend to justify empty optimism" episode
How butthurt would people be if the owl was Chiefs/Cowboys and the cowboys ended up reenacting american history and slaughtering the chiefs 65-0?
>>69030243
As a half-native I would be really happy. Fuck tree niggers.
>>69030243
Chiefs/anybody would be a boring owl.
The Chiefs are the most boring team in the NFL.
>>69030220
>Thinking he was the Megatron of 2011
Injuries really took their toll on him. He was quiet for the most part outside of the iggles game where Chip put a rookie on him. Even a fantasy pleb knows that
>>69030240
Do you realize that what he's saying is "we're gonna give it our very best!"-tier, or are you black?
>>69030313
>"we're gonna give it our very best!"-tier
He's retired senpai
>>69030271
>tree niggers
Anon pls, use the appropriate nomenclature. It's PRAIRIE niggers.
>>69030333
Yes, and?
>>69030334
But my tribe didn't live on the prairie.
>>69030279
He was also still your best offensive weapon by far, but by all means keep shitting on one of the most important players in the history of your franchise.
>>69030350
So he's going to give it his very best on the couch?
>>69030198
>giants
>bad guys
nigga wat?
>>69030377
Reading comprehension, lad. Quotation marks reflect a common boilerplate affirmation of casual desires. The subject is anonymous. The more you know. Detroit education, etc.
>>69030375
>By far
Nah. He wasn't much better than Tate last year even with Tate not giving a fuck half the season
Once again, he was good, but it wasn't like 2011
>>69030424
>common boilerplate affirmation of casual desires
/lit/ pls go
>>69030198
>niners included in the good guys
this is new. I've often seen us included as one of the most hateable teams/fanbases instead, even when we started sucking again.
>>69030198
>it's a "bad teams are mostly good guys and good teams are mostly bad guys" episode
>>69030448
That dog looks fucking delicious.
>>69030038
>get hurt
>lose your job to some memer who's first throw in the NFL was a pick six and whos first completion was to himself
>>69030525
>It's a "Jamaica" episode
>>69030529
What the fuck
>>69030529
Dat Nguyen pls go
221 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.
>>69030529
Chink pls go
>>69030525
>Be good and be good guys
Feels good nigga
Which team with 4+ owls (Steelers, Cowboys, 49ers, Packers, Patriots, Giants) is the most and least hateable?
>your team
>most painful moment in your teams history
>happiest moment in your teams history
>player you expect to have a breakout year
>player who didn't make the pro bowl last year that you expect to make it this year
>your frat guy name
I'll begin
>Browns
>the fumble or the drive obviously
>implying
>Corey Coleman and Emmanuel Ogbah
>Duke Johnson, Danny Shelton, MAYBE RGIII
>Brad
>>69030529
FUCKING SICK GOOK FUCK, OUT! OUT!!!!! OUT!!!!!!!!!! OUT OF MY FUCKING COUNTRY RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHTFUCKINGNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWNOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69030705
>Raiderps
>2002 and everything that's followed since
>1976, 1980, 1983
>Jihad Ward
>Marcel Reece
>Johnny
>>69030198
>Packers good guys
LAWL
>>69030705
>Stoolers
>losing super bowl to the packers
>winning 6th ring against the cards
>Tyler Matakevich
>Cameron Heyward
>Chaz
>>69030699
Patriots for me personally but Cowboys are easily the most hated
Packers are the least hateble among those
>>69030699
For most people the Giants would be least and Cowboys would be most. Anything different is fan bias.
>>69030705
Taints
2many
pic
Michael Thomas
Stephone Anthony
Kevin
I'm bored. add the last digit of my post to the year 2000, and we all pretend like we're posting in the season of that year.
>>69031041
How bout dem twin towers
>>69031041
How many TDs will the Greatest Show on Turf bootyblast whatever sorry team they play in the owl by?
>>69031041
RAIDERS GOT FUCKING ROBBED! FUCKING PAUL TAGLIBUE JEWING OUT THE BETTER TEAM I BET THIS TOM BRADY KID ISN'T EVEN GOOD IT WWS A FUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69031087
>garcia
>TO
>hearst
not so fast faget
>>69031131
Don't forget the next great Niners HC, Bill Walsh protege Steve Mariucci.
>>69031041
>Favre throws 6 INTs in playoff loss
Sigh...
>>69031153
like I even needed to bring him up, we're going to be dominating for at least another decade with this guy. the West is ours and ours alone, the rest of them are just fads that come and go.
>>69030705
>puckers
>the playoff loss after 15-1 is what most recently came to mind desu
>owl 31
>Randall, Martinez
>Jordy (duh)
>no
>>69031173
lol, you don't stand a chance against the Rasm dynasty. The GSOT will be owning that division until at least 2011.
>>69030894
>player who didn't make the pro bowl last year that you expect to make it this year
Forgot to mention Terron Armstead.
>>69031041
Is Brett Favre still elite?
>>69031041
Defense wins championships
>>69030705
>Dolphins
>Marino's last game was pretty shit
>Undefeated
>Bobby McCain or Kiko Alonso
>Tannehill due to every other QB pulling out
>Tim Whisky
>>69030705
>49ers
>Superbowl 47
>Steve Young getting the monkey off his back
>Arik Armstead
>Aaron Lynch
>n/a
>>69017094
yeah I wouldn't even try to guess who our starting guards are at this point
>>69024665
do the eagles count?
>>69031691
>not lost an Owl
>lost 2
nope
>>69001466
Chargers v. Redskins
>>69029157
Well, going back and looking at some of the stats for Hopkins from each week, I will now admit I was partially wrong about the garbage time stats.
He did have garbage time stats vs. Atlanta. This much I know just from watching the game. Trufant had Hopkins covered pretty damn well the whole time he was out there until the Falcons put up a bajillion points and pulled a bunch of their defensive starters, Trufant included I believe. If I'm correct, this happened some time in the fourth quarter.
Stat Lines for Hopkins from each week in 2015:
-vs Chiefs
>9 catches for 98 yds and 2 TDs
Admirable, despite the loss and change at QB.
-vs Panthers
>5 catches for 53 yds and 0 TDs
Actually a good defense.
-vs Bucs
>8 catches for 101 yds and 1 TD
Historically bad team.
-vs Falcons
>9 catches for 157 yds and 0 TDs
Pretty sure a lot of those yards came in the fourth quarter when the Falcons had already run the score up.
-vs Colts
>11 catches for 169 yds and 0 TDs
Good performance, but notoriously bad defense despite a good corner in Vontae Davis.
-vs Jags
>10 catches for 148 yds and 2 TDs
Notoriously bad team.
-vs Dolphins
>6 catches for 50 yds and 0 TDs
Tough day. Dolphins re-energized by new head coach.
-vs Titans
>8 catches for 94 yds and 1 TD
Another notoriously bad team.
-vs Bengals
>5 catches for 57 yds and 1 TD
Clutch moment (TD reception from Yates), but otherwise was covered well.
-vs Jets
>5 catches for 118 yds and 2 TDs
Genuinely good performance against a notable corner in Revis, although Revis is on the older side.
-vs Saints
>5 catches for 36 yds and 0 TDs
Infamously horrendous defense. Surprised Hopkins didn't perform better, although I don't remember if anything happened to Hopkins in this game.
>>69033013
Really makes you think
>>69033013
continued
-vs Bills
>5 catches for 88 yds and 1 TD
Genuinely good performance against a staunch defense.
-vs Pats
>3 catches for 52 yds and 0 TDs
Though their defense isn't horrendous, it isn't the Pats' strong suit. Somewhat surprised Hopkins didn't have a better day, at least yardage wise.
-vs Colts
>8 catches for 94 yds and 0 TDs
Again, defense is not great.
-vs Titans
>7 catches for 117 yds and 1 TD
Again, bad team.
-vs Jags
>7 catches for 89 yds and 0 TDs
Once again, bad team.
In conclusion, one big garbage time performance, plus running up numbers on bad defenses (Colts, Jags, and Titans), plus a few actually good performances equals 111 catches for 1,521 yds and 11 TDs.
>>69033063
Yea. It was still a good season, but one that needs to be analyzed more closely.
I still think Hopkins is a good receiver, but I think he gets more praise than some other receivers because of his quarterback situation, and ability to catch contested balls.
He's not a guy that's going to consistently burn people with top end speed. He might occasionally fool a more inexperienced DB with some moves, but he won't always run right by them. He's more of a first down machine that can catch a lot of stuff thrown in his radius.
I don't mean to slam him, I just want to be realistic about the whole thing.
He still has the potential to be truly great. He just needs to be more consistent on a weekly basis against better teams. Hopefully that will be the case with the new QB an offense.
A lot of people make fun of Brock, but I think he showed marked improvement during his seven starts in Denver.
If he continues to improve, I think the Texans offense should start clicking like analysts expect it to.
Alright, new thread time.
>>69029642
>not just a PAT
