Australia 10/0 (2/50) vs West Indies
Will Smith's woman still love him after they lose?
>Bangladeshibro,Pakime and Trinibro will never join the "faces of /cric/"
why live
Smith is trying his best to send me to sleep
Does anyone in /cric/ have an abo friend?
>>68946000
soon
zzzzzzzzzz
walkcunt on suicide watch
Which ethnicity of women in Australia are most likely to be thick/high test?
In America I'd say Brazilian's or most anyone from South America
>>68946716
Wakey Wakey!
>>68946846
Vietnamese girls from my experience get pretty fat.
>Not staying up til 4 in the morning to watch cricket
Just how normie is this board, anyway?
>Failey
>>68948394
So why is Starc not playing this time?
Is /cric/ the most handsome poomunity on the internet?
>>68948561
I think he is playing
>>68948668
>>68948668
Second from the right just makes me irrationally angry for some reason.
Lads that new album from Daniel is bretty gud.
>>68949140
sauce?
Is Shannon Gabriel related to Peter Gabriel?
>>68949592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSx5BLaK10o
>>68949598
The resemblance is uncanny
>>68949760
noice!
Can Alexis Nunes be the new queen of /cric/?
https://twitter.com/alexisenunes?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
>tfw no high test Caribbean qt gf to watch the cricket with
'straliya in trouble
are there streams?
>>68950811
http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/west-indies-vs-australia-live-streaming
>>68950811
If you have acestream:
ab226ed6eaaf04d5a564753246495d12bef7e495
>>68950612
>Shitshill Darsh
>>68950811
http://cricket-365.nl/cricket-live-2.html
>>68950888
yes i do. thanks
Has Sterc been the MVP of the tournament?
>>68951475
He will be if 'straliya defends whatever they get
>caring about pyjama cricket
>People caring about cricket
WEW
>tfw you're only good at pyjama cricket
>>68952059
must suck being shit at all sports
>>68952190
Literally, who are you as a country?
>>68948828
he looks like the really dorky kid that tries to pick on people to be cool but fails. most likely a virgin still
Ramdin is a shit-tier keeper
>>68952190
Trinibro weren't you in Barbados a few days ago?
who's gonna win lads
post /cric/ unapproved music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
>>68955103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXGBvuxNsws
>>68954615
tough to call
depends on how Zampa and Starc bowl
>>68955315
are you actually bangla?
do you think they could beat england at home in the test series?
>>68955234
>>68955593
>do you think they could beat england at home in the test series?
No fucking way. The only way we could even manage a draw in a test match if it's rainwashed desu(which is more likely given the timing of the test matches).
But the odi series on the other hand, I'm pretty confident that we can whitewash England. No joke.
>>68955630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HXT_nz1Ljw
>>68956000
surely with mustafizur + a few chuckers on some dustbowls you might have a chance? bangla batting line-up now is probs on par with nz or sri lanka and current england line-up is unproven in those conditions
whereabouts in bangla you from?
>>68956000
also why the fuck do they keep arranging test matches during rain season
you were probs defied a series win against a declining SA
australia getting battered
if /cric/ could deport all of the abo's,bogans or wogs in their country,which group would you choose?
>>68956471
nu-males
>>68956142
>>68956191
>surely with mustafizur + a few chuckers on some dustbowls you might have a chance? bangla batting line-up now is probs on par with nz or sri lanka and current england line-up is unproven in those conditions
I'm skeptical about Mustafiz as he is still new to test cricket and thus unproven. In terms of the batting line-up, Mominul is pretty good but the rest of them have huge issues batting in the longer format. The conditions wouldn't be a huge issue as the batting line up wouldn't even last long enough to go to the 3rd day of the test match. The main reasons are that we really don't get enough opportunity to play tests and our FC competition is shit.
>also why the fuck do they keep arranging test matches during rain season
Because BCB are a bunch of cucks who don't know how to plan a proper home season.
>whereabouts in bangla you from?
North Dhaka
>>68956471
Biharies
>>68956898
do you wish you where white?
Based Kermit's areshole keeping the thread going
>>68957239
>Biharies
whats wong with them exactly?
>>68958221
Phone # of the bloke thanks m8
>>68957407
>>68957461
>do you wish you where white?
Not even a slightest bit
>whats wong with them exactly?
They are stranded Pakistanis. The Pakistani government didn't take them back after the war of 1971. They were the ones who helped the Pakistani army to commit genocide during the war and now they're the ones who are committing crimes and in the drug business in my area but I really don't care about that. What really strikes my nerve that after more than 40 years of living in this country, mooching off government welfare, they still support Pakistan empathetically during a Bangladesh vs Pakistan match, to go as far as picking fights with the locals.Fuck them(except for my weed dealer, bless that guy).
Will we win the league lads?
>>68958297
There's no men in that photo?
'straliya back in it
Ogre
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>>68958318
>meme sport that can last longer than a day
hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>68957422
eeehhh I've been called worst
>>68958510
Post /cric/ unapproved movies
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CUmqth80S8I
Good morning
>>68958554
>He doesn't know
It's your year la
>>68957422
Australia savage as fuck with bants as usual I see. Took me a while to figure that one out.
>>68958660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSIGQ0YkFxs
>>68958554
>5am in Bangers
why arent you asleep m8?
>>68958660
I'd fuck meera tbqh
>>68958221
Me on the right.
>>68958718
Based Banglabro
>>68958737
Because I'm a maggot who's got nothing better to do in life. Plus my uni's off.
So is Darsh an elite allrounder yet or is he just exposing a week Tendies?
>>68958681
Based deshi vai
WOULD
>>68958904
elite in this format, definitely the best allrounder in world cricket at pyjama
>>68958923
Alexis Nunes is the new queen of /cric/ lad >>68950612
>Man Utd shirt with a Chicago Bulls snapback
Jesus Christ Windies
>>68959148
aye
It'll be pretty incredible if the windies manage to win from here
>>68959224
honestly they did pretty well to get to the final, didnt even expect that even tho SA are shit now
just shows how retarded they have been for not picking their t20 mercs. Pollard and Narine have been key players for them
Is the IPLeL really having a mini tour in freedomland?
Don't they know pandering to Americans doesn't work
>>68959539
It's also a cultural tour
At the games they'll have rape booths and a street for shitting
>>68959539
It's the BCCI. They're gonna spoon feed you until you barf
>>68959539
will you go, my big strong friend?
>>68959539
>Don't they know pandering to Americans doesn't work
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20 overs, 155 runs
is there even a chance?
>>68959649
Probably not
Most boreball stadiums are small(Fenway,Wrigley) and can't support a cricket field without it looking retarded
windies are only 30ish runs behind where we were at this stage. what's their lower order like?
>>68960029
they have no lower order. The only batsman left is REMEMBER THE NAME
Why aren't you pathetic pieces of shit at work?
>>68960110
I am.
I'm a (bad) day trader
>>68960110
GIS analyst, as long as I'm on a computer no one questions what I'm doing
So the Tendies don't have a shot at beating India at home? They'd have a better chance beating them at meme cricket than test
>>68960307
not if they pick the same shit team as last time. they have a new selector though, so who knows
>>68960307
>So the Tendies don't have a shot at beating India at home?
Wallop
130 runs, 78 balls
COLLAPSE
REMEMBER THE NAME
Who was that faggot who said Starc was Australia's best player?
His fielding is consistently subpar
>>68960915
>His fielding is consistently subpar in dead rubbers
>>68960915
can someone make a gif out of that?
and another drop!
>>68960963
Quit being in denial over someone who has never met you
He's useless when not bowling
Why can't Brathwaite meme out 4 sixes in a row like he did against Stokes?
101 runs, 60 balls
>>68961330
maybe because Stokes isn't bowling here?
>>68961194
I'm not one of the guys who posts constantly about Starcy, I was just having some fun. Funniest part is, I have actually met him.
>>68961632
when m8?
>>68961931
He's a once removed cousin or something. I only met him once and he's from a side of the family that we don't really talk to. Nice guy, bit weird.
>>68962253
>bit weird
must be. he is a 6'5" millionaire and he married a Healy
>fellow wog
you watching the spicbowl m8?
Is Sterc /cric/s favorite wog?
>>68957239
>>68958307
Banglalad on goat /cric/ poster watch
>>68962585
Yes
fucking hell, can this finish already so i can go fishing
>>68958307
>except for my weed dealer, bless that guy
mild kek
>>68963026
yes, i willed it to happen!
>>68963026
where you going fishing m8?
>>68963026
Your wish has been granted
Where the shit has this new Bangla cunt come from
tttt I don't mind it anything to outnumber the ausfailians but last time some meme country flag started posting out of the blue it was wankush and we all know how terribly that ended
>>68963238
probably the same place as slowkush, reddit
Were Johnshit's pies the tastiest?
>>68963603
It's fucking daniel isn't it, he literally mentions /cric/ in like every third post he makes on lebbit.
>>68963238
>but last time some meme country flag started posting out of the blue it was wankush and we all know how terribly that ended
Delete this please friend.
Banglalad is the saviour of /cric/
>>68963603
What?
>>68963238
>Where the shit has this new Bangla cunt come from
>>68964671
This smells like /b/ more than reddit tttt lads
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/4p9zk4/the_numbers_of_the_reprieve_a_more_just/
>PS bonus shoutout to /cric/, thanks for reading senpai
What did he mean by this?
>>68964745
its actually more like the cricinfo comments section than either
>>68964796
He wanted to thank >us for reading
http://www.strawpoll.me/10597728
http://www.strawpoll.me/10597728
http://www.strawpoll.me/10597728
>>68965054
gud post gud postr respoc frm nw ziland
>>68965504
>no jynn
>no trump hat guy
kys wankush
>>68965599
>meme flag
I'll add THG though
Will Kikeal Cuck forever be remembered for winning the 15' World Cup or getting BFTO in his last Ashes?
>>68965552
>tfw bogans try to imitate bengali murad taklas
>>68965975
>We'll bat first, thanks Mark
Reminder he SINGLE-HANDEDLY destroyed their Ashes hope with this foolhardy bravado-induced decision.
>>68965504
all 4 of those guys deserve a spot on the /cric/ XI
>>68965975
Personally I always remember him as the token young batsman in the classic early-mid 2000's Australian elite team and playing second fiddle to Pointing for so long, but I think he'll be more remembered for the one year in which he was the best batsman in the world, and his miserable fall from grace after it.
The CWC win wasn't that remarkable, the only person who'll be remembered from that is Starc. As much as we hype up the world cups, we really don't remember much from them further down the line. None of the great Australians are remembered for world cup wins, except maybe Gilchrist.
>>68966305
>underage babby didn't watch Ponting in '03 because it was past his bedtime
Michael Clarke will go down as the most overrated batsman of his generation.
>le spin specialist
>averaging in the 30s in Asia
At the end of his career he had sunk so low even his dead little manlet faggot friend was looking down on him
>>68966831
>At the end of his career he had sunk so low even his dead little manlet faggot friend was looking down on him
>>68966831
He's not really that overrated though because no one really rated him that much? From what I remember he was literally in the team in the beginning because:
>le ebin meme twirlers and his le ebin meme 6-for in India
>le so speshul debut hundred
>P O T E N T I A L XDXDXXDDXD
The team was so stacked that they could afford to have him sit there and gain experience with a mediocre average. But no one can deny that the year he got like five doubles was something really incredible. He literally did so much in that short time that he got his average over 50, despite it being around 40 for most of his career.
P good series, glad to see Windies kept things competitive and stuff. I hope Holder resigns his captaincy, it is clearly holding him (and the team) back.
>>68959180
Was literally in that stand lad
>>68967810
>tfw asked Trinibro for first ever /cric/ meetup in Barbados and he said no
>>68967991
Maybe next year when I'm with the lads, you'd enjoy yourself more too. I wanted to spend some quality time with the old man.
Post some /cric/ approved music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcqYNDXa0Hk
Thoughts on Daniel new album?
I thought it was pretty good Tbh
>>68967810
post pics
>>68969305
You'd like that won't you
>>68966305
>None of the great Australians are remembered for world cup wins
underage freshcunt detected
>Warne '99
>Ponting 2003
>Gilchrist 2007
>Starc 2015
>>68969412
pics or it didn't happen
>>68970032
An honest question, which do you prefer more?
Winning the Ashes or winning the CWC?
>>68971431
Ashes and it isnt even close
>>68971431
>Caring about meme shit over the GREATEST SPORTING COMPETITION EVER
>>68971661
>>68972447
I bet Bongland would rather win a Cup then the Ashes
>>68972769
I doubt it, they don't care much for pyjama at all.
And even if that were the case (which it isn't), it's slightly different considering Australia has achieved everything there is to achieve in ODI cricket. >We have won a World Cup on every continent, including one at home now. Everything from this point is just statpadding. Doesn't interest me at all
>>68972447
>Caring about meme shit over the GREATEST SPORTING COMPETITION EVER
given the context that only the stockholm syndrome cases can fight it out for the Ashes it should obvious that meme shit is all we have.
Though occasionally beating the malus and the biharies is a special feeling.
>>68973130
>We have won a World Cup on every continent
>>68967011
>4 doubles
>2 in Roadelaide
>2 against India
>all at home
The only one that was mildly noteworthy was the Brisbane one
>>68974305
Australia already OWNS Antarctica
>>68970032
2007 was Hayden's tournament
Everyone only remembers it as being Gilchrist's tournament because le squash ball glove
>>68974368
>Roadelaide
>where New Zealands greatest ever batsman was outscored across two innings by Nathan Lyon in one innings
KEK
>>68973769
Did any of your friends end up on suicide watch after 144WWW?
>>68974488
yawn
nice one broseph, you got him good
>>68974522
no but a neighbour of mine died of heart attack.
But tbw he had 30k riding on India.
>>68972769
>I bet Bongland would rather win a Cup then the Ashes
If England won the CWC it'd be mildly interesting to cricket watchers for like 2 days. Most Englanders (ie. people who follow football) wouldn't give a shit mostly.
Ashes is way more important to the mass audience.
>>68974927
>tfw England has a better chance at winning the cricket world cup than the football world cup ever again
>>68974927
which way did you vote lad
>>68968595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSx5BLaK10o
>>68975485
he just had to pick some Lovecraftian song title didn't he
>>68974522
and what's even funnier was that the money that he won ended up paying for his funeral. His gambling buddies never let the family know about this and told them it was from the 'community' as he was such a 'good' man.
>>68975766
>Lovecraftian
Want to know how I can tell you've never read a book in your life?
>>68975849
no wonder the wolf of bet365 hasnt been seen in days
>>68975897
ease up turbo, we all fuck up now and then, no need to bully. You unironically rated Ronchi and I don't hold that over you, did I?
>>68975897
whatever faggot, i don't read geek shit
>>68976395
I did?
I love this "i know exactly who you are with no evidence" maymay some of you keep pushing, it's hilarious.
>>68976414
BASED STATSCUNT
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>>68976522
there's only a couple of you m8, this isnt rocket surgery
>>68976414
Oh man, savage.
>>68976414
>>68976414
Destroyed. Nerds on suicide watch. Based statsy.
>>68976414
STATS GOD
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>24 matches into his one-day international career, Hazlewood has not registered a batting average.
>The beanpole quick finished unbeaten on zero against the West Indies in Barbados, and in the process became just the fourth player in history to go 24 matches not out.
who can stop this madman? literally the new sobers
>>68976683
>the beanpole quick
What did they mean by this?
>>68976683
madman!
>>68968595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr6Q79Pfxm0
>>68976414
STATSBRO
>>68976673
Can somecunt redpill me on statsgod?>>68976683
>>68976414
holy fuck based statsbro, you fucking destroyed that cocksucking piece of shit lmao
keep it up my man, you're the main reason i visit these threads
>>68976928
The funniest part about this is he says "wellington" normally and doesn't even call it "wullington" like the people from there do
>>68976971
Quite possibly the single greatest poster in /cric/ history.
If you're looking at knowledge of cricket, humour, cultural relevance and cross-board significance, statsjesus is easily the greatest /cric/ personality of all time
>>68976414
GEEKS
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>>68977016
Im an amerilurk tho. Is he on the same tier as tensnacks or lexplorer? What did the nigga do to get so much memage? Bomb threats? Camwhoring?
>>68976971
It's a long, long, long, long story, and it all begins in the OGGB Level 4 toilets.
>>68976971
>>68977016
He is also a certifiable walking encyclopedia on middle-eastern politics and Australian wicketkeepers
>>68977089
Lad im on fuxking/sp/ at 940pm. Do tell
>>68977078
He's shit-tier, one NZ poster became the central discussion for months and he got so buttflustered about it that he forced his shithouse "personality" just because he realised he was irrelevant. He literally made himself on samefagging, coat-tailing other poosonalities and ripping of their posting styles.
>>68977078
Those guys are literal loserrs though, statsbro is fucking based.
This is his world and we just happen to be living in it.
>>68977152
>at 940pm
you're not Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
He lives in Minnesota or something
>>68977189
He literally just said he wasn't ya dingus
Fat Hump Gay knows EVERYTHING about the history of the /cric/ memes
>>68977165
>statscunt is one guy
ayy lmao
>>68977189
No im not. Im just here for the messiposting but i noticed abcouple of days ago statsgod got a decent ammount of (Yous). What did hedo? Pitch invasion?
>>68977271
He is responsible for some of the most brutal and destructive truthbombs you will ever witness
>>68977271
The silent majority ride to his defence whenever he makes his presence known with a truth bomb
The great thing about statsgod is that he almost has a psychic link with his followers: as soon as he posts, which is usually from out of nowhere, it's like they're subconsciouslly aware of his presence and show him their undying support
FUCK me it is cold. even canberra isnt this bad
>>68977271
he emasculated me and fucked my half-abo gf
Just played some cricket lads.
Also >tfw a 'Bangladeshi' is replacing you
>>68977271
It's a new meme, we aren't actually sure if it is the original statscunt though. There is a notorious poosonality called "GOATistic Elitespouter" who is known for assimilating and stealing other people's poosonalities. A few months ago statscunt said he would "stop coming here so much" and that he did, there were demonstrably less posts from him. About a month ago however he appeared out of the blue and started dropping "truth bombs" and then samefagging them for an hour saying shit like "statsGOD" etc etc. We still aren't sure if this is actually him, or just some post-post-irony at the hands of Shitspouter, who has conveniently disappeared in the last month.
>>68977330
>cold
>poo peelia
GOML
Remember when statscunt tried to change his name to Ajay for a month or so?
Remember when krazyreddit used to unironically namefag as "NotGoose"?
>>68977516
>>68977441
Who's next lad? Will it be me?
>>68977347
>tfw a 'Bangladeshi' is replacing you
NOT your fucking Token Black!
>>68975897
the only reason you've heard of this book is because it's the only one to even mention your shit smear of a country.
>>68975344
I didn't vote
>>68977078
>Bomb threats
He drops truth bombs on the regular
>>68977354
>we aren't actually sure if it is the original statscunt though
He is definitely around, though he is being impersonated aswell
The other day he was calling me Lachlan and talking about my half-abo gf. Only Mark has ever memed that shit
>>68977575
>NOT your fucking Token Black!
What did he mean by this?
reminder that in two days this new bangladeshi cunt is already more of a relevant poosonality than slowkush and devvo cunt
>>68977777
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>>68977777
EHHHH PU70
>>68977516
August 20 will be /cric/'s Christmas, the day >our messiah was born.
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/61216092/#61218035
>>68977791
Banglad is based
>>68977835
>>68977870
please watch our sport
>>68977777
BASED /cric/ quints
wogball third-worlders (>>68977835 and >>68977870)
on POOICIDE watch
>>68977894
Lol no he was called that way before that lad. It started with a copypasta about daniel, I want to say March-April 2015
>>68978128
yeah I thought so aswell, but that was the earliest post in the archive. i cant be arsed looking more thoroughly
>>68977791
>slowkush
I'll ask Mark to fuck you up you little cunt.
I literally fucking run /cric/. It would just be a large group of muslims in Australia and the UK arguing with each other if it wasn't for me. After Daniel left, I was the only person who had constant interest and kept this "pooimunity" alive.
>>68978219
>the janitor who turns the light on in the Parliament runs the country
LMAO
>>68978219
Oh shut the fuck up. You're no one.
You think Messi's wife closes her eyes and thinks of Ronaldo when that little manlet's cock is 4inches inside her?
>>68978548
>>68978270
savage. How will krazykocksucker ever recover from this?
>>68978219
Is the roja getting to you?
loving this bangladesh meme lads
>>68978270
>the janitor who turns the light on in the Parliament runs the country
/cric/ would be dead if it wasn't for me. You 'lads' are obsessed with poosonalities and the exit of Daniel meant you had to find someone else.
>>68978478
>You're no one
>that flag
>>68978668
>roja
What?
>>68979000
Saying "the exit of daniel" implies he ever left.
His ghost is more relevant than you.
>>68977354
shitspouter was all through /rug/ on saturday desu
>>68979033
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