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Can't fucking believe I blew 60% on my wins on the Brexit vote lads. At least many keks were had.
Slovakia 9/1 DNB is a fantastic value loser here.
>>68941416
Loving the OC
>all these new trips
>>68941416
FANTASTIC OP
>>68941416
PMSL
>>68941490
PLEASE accept me
There goes my euro
7th for HEARTS GOALS PLEASE
oh shit what a goal
I've donated all my coins to the Sanders campaign and now I can't afford rent. I'll make sure to donate anymore coins I get to Sanders so he has enough money to make the final push and overtake Clinton. Every bit helps
1EME67iFFnVEVe6fDkNMMV6c9uMwt7B1eb
>>68941416
giggling
Reminded me of Modrić goal against Turkey, great one
guess my wife's son is gonna live today after all
>>68941545
what does letiny mean?
>>68941594
>giving money to a socialist
>>68941715
letting you?
>>68941715
spoof of my usual name. "lebig-yadayada". Due to islandic slags being utterly incompetent, my roll is no longer big. It's quite tiny. on my way to small
down to my last tenner
on slovakia to win 1h @50
PMSL
FUCKING WHY is Ozil on penalties
>>68941907
Lowe has him in his fantasy team
>>68941416
Does ISIS even have any sports teams???
“Not all those who wander are lost.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
Thank God he missed.
On Germany and u2.5
>>68942122
Love this.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king
Lay Arsenal on penalities
>>68942122
sounds more like Alexander supertramp desu
>>68942122
I'm a voracious reader that's read this
>>68942199
>>68942122
V v good posts.
If two players end up with the same total goals what decides who wins the top scorer bet?
>>68942343
both will win?
Hello darkness my old friend.
>>68942343
Dead heat rules. Look it up. It isnt very nice.
Here's an updated list of things /bet/ needs
1. More faces added to the faces of /bet/
2. A /bet/ trip/pseudotrip starting XI shrewd team
3. A queen of /bet/
4. Monthly or yearly awards featuring best memes/copy pasta etc
5. People posting good, well researched tips
6. Less nibs
7. Official meme animal to make sporting predictions
8. Official motto (thinking "Gambling just NOT profitable" fits, need a consensus)
>>68942391
Might contribute to this and buy a goldfish.
>not filtering juveguy
>>68942433
How would you make it make a prediction?
>>68942391
9. A fiver for Juveguy from every poster
My Gregoire Jacq tip won. Can do no wrong atm. PLEASE don't hate me when the tide turns.
>>68942513
10. 50 from Juveguy to every poster
>>68942511
Stick a bit of paper to each side of the bowl with a team name on it and see where it swims to first.
>>68942433
Why don't you fucking make Hearts score a goal you limmy fuck
>>68942391
Add to that list you giving each and every one of us here £50
>>68942548
>>68942637
please make constructive posts on ideas and improvements for the betterment of /bet/
or the /bet/terment one could say pmsl
>>68942617
I'm getting a taxi to the pitch and punching the ref square on the jaw if there isnt a goal in the next 10 minutes.
>>68942391
11. bad tips leads to public execution
This is our mascot.
going to be rich lads
if Leicester can, surely this has a chance right?
>>68942726
Hass on suicide watch
>>68942721
Ref gives a penalty straight away. He's scared of your top chin testing lid
>>68942753
Good pick. LOVE Malta
>>68942343
for "top scorer" markets your stake usually gets divided by the number of players that draw
when betting on "to win the golden boot" or similar markets, only the player that actually gets the trophy wins, in which case number of assists is a tiebreaker, with least amount of minutes played as a second tiebreaker
>>68942753
pmsl they should be about 5000/1 to even qualify
FOR FUCKS SAKE HEARTS, NEED TWO GOALS AGAIN
>Euan claimed he had big tips for tomorrow
>He didn't
Remember the true face of /bet/, you have been notified.
Just won £200 off scottish slags and the sun is hurting my eyes, which raybans are most fashionable this summer?
2-0 Örgryte! :)
>>68942976
the one's you find most appealing of course.
>>68942747
BRAVE English boy.
>>68942784
>Implying I'm not always on suicide watch, as well as MI6 watch
>>68942976
NEED to get myself a pair of non mirrored aviators desu. Clubmasters are what are 'trendy' if that's what you want.
I'm a big fan of persols personally.
>>68942973
It was City -1.5. Got smashed to -2.5. Won 1-0. Cant complain
>>68942942
they have had some pretty strong results lately, ignoring the 6-0 loss
>>68942980
aren't they the jews of goteborg?
3-0 örgryte
>>68943052
been wearing aviators past 3 years now and feel like switching it up. don't mind the clubmasters but now you mention it i do really like the persols
>>68942980
33333
>>68943145
Uhm, that's not how things work mate
how do I become shrewd?
tired of losing tbqh
>>68943199
Follow Juve through hell and back
>>68943199
>>68943133
to be fair all their qualifying opponents are pretty shit, good shout m8
>>68943199
Just follow Juveguy's tips
>>68943189
that's what I heard
>>68943259
These new tripfaggots and /eurobet/tors need to take a long hard look at this
EUAN
U
A
N
>>68943283
>thinking England won't easily win that group when they always do well in qualifying
>>68943339
So do you now HATE juveguy now he's confirmed from the country of the enemy??
>>68943383
>nibs
>>68943295
I'm not sure if football teams can be defined by religious beliefs.
>>68943308
Do like this trip name tbqh
>>68943383
baited :^))
Euan so so shrewd
2222222222222222222222
>>68943421
>what is old firm?
>>68941814
NOT happy
>>68943287
>>68943255
i'd rather kill myself
>>68943259
be right back becoming VERY shrewd
>>68943389
Wales? Wot
>>68943457
And I thought I was the wordplay king
In play. Sotnikova vs Zerbone. Total games in set 3. Over 9.5
>>68943564
odds?
>>68943608
Fluctuating wildly. 1.57 atm
On 2-0. There won't be any more goals. r-right?
>>68943529
you're supposed to put last pennies on longshot horses in good form in lower grades instead of things that are about as likely as me getting a gf
>>68943546
Did you not follow the last thread?
>>68933280
>>68943632
Missed my stop on the train doing this kek.
Goffyboy so so salty
>>68943632
got it at 1.5
Need kraut corners
Most corners Slovakia @9
currently 2-1 for germany, slovakia will push 2nd half. worth a small. x
>>68941594
Sent :^)
>>68943632
In play tennis odds is the biggest meme in betting
>>68943685
sorry <3
>>68943725
I know. Worth it if you're watching intently and this will surely go above 9
in my 'and
BEGGING Ray to just give me my account back
>>68943675
That's not me you dumb shit
lad's in the dog'ouse
>>68943721
Thanks, F5'ing my wallet vigorously
>>68943802
>Bet on Juventus, that's not me
>Lose the referendum, that's not me
>Owe me a fiver, that's not me
That McDonalds' wraps advert is so SO strange.
>>68943871
Huh? When haven't I admitted to those things?
Bet on France, Germany, Belgium and England.
who /playing it safe/ here
>>68943675
No lid
>>68943871
Chuckled.
>Implying we didn't all lose the referendum
>>68943871
Lips any ting nah that's not me
>>68943802
Why so touchy about it? Its CLEARLY you
>>68943925
>tfw treble on France, Germany and Belgium
>tfw up £80 free money
>>68943894
THIS. Fucking hell I'm so glad someone else said it. What is the point of it all?
>>68943943
Reminder htat I didn't spend last week on holiday in Rome
>>68943989
Not a clue how it got approved tbqh.
>>68943989
Nowhere NEAR as bad as the Ladbrokes advert with Ally and Kammy
>>68944021
>Reminder you posted and deleted it
>Reminder you go to Manchester
>Reminder you study economics
>Reminder you obsessed over Brexit
>Reminder you use Skybet
>Reminder you are autistic to pretend to be on holiday
Just saying lad
>>68944161
That is spine tinglingly cringy.
>>68944185
What's wrong with Skybet?
>>68944161
Better than Ally as Rangers manager anyway.
OWWWW FANTAAASTICCC
This is our story, this is our fate. This is our kingdom, this is our place.
>>68944185
Don't go to Manchester. Didn't delete anything. And that guy literally has pictures of himself on holiday in Rome last week on his private twitter account? Yes I faked it all, genius
>>68944240
Not much its just one of the tabs in the screenshot which was of a site that Juve has posted here before too
>>68944306
Do you go to Bristol or Durham?
>>68944260
should have stayed on question of sport desu
>>68944343
Not gonna start narrowing it down
holy hell tennis cash out values fluctuates SO much
>>68944306
You're not in a single photo lid
>>68944376
If it isn't Manchester then it's one of those two.
>>68944349
Tufnell and Dawson are another pair of twats. Can't watch that show without shaking uncontrollably.
>>68944376
>>68521876
Hmmmmm
It's STILL not too late to go for most corners Slovakia.
>>68944416
Shaking
>>68944504
What's your 14 fold acca lad? Is it in the last thread?
>>68944504
thanks for the tip lad
>>68944501
Awful bet
>>68944477
I misread Birstall lol. You're digging up two weeks old joke posts, really committed to this dox
>>68944540
10 fold mate. Here.
>>68944552
No worries mate.
Genuinely concerned about the mental well being of Juveguy. SO paranoid
ABBIE MYERS TO WIN NEXT GAME. SHE'S SERVING @1.61 QUICK.
>>68944593
What is this
>>68944681
Wimbledon day 1 acca mate.
>>68944638
Zzzzzzzz
>>68944638
v v nerve-racking
Slovakia +0.5 seems a WORLD bet rn
>>68944718
Aren't most/all of them on Tuesday though?
>>68944638
Nice 1 lid.
>>68944913
Some are on Monday. Some Tuesday. Still round 1 matches.
>>68942378
When did Maisie Williams get a new haircut?
>>68944960
What are the combined odds?
>he's not on Hungary 3-3 @ 250
>>68945033
Round 9 depending on the bookies.
In play. Myers match. Go small on game to go to deuce every game. Slags so useless. Or opposite of the server
>>68945154
Did the last Myres tip win?
>>68945272
Yes
rebacking germany like a madman
Hello where are the corners
Shaking for Question Time lids
>>68945339
2 at each end of the pitch lad
>>68945366
Who's on today?
4-0 SOON
Reminder that Euan is a hack and has not won a single one of his big "tips"
>>68945366
Fuck off hass you cunt
Did Coral's head football trader really think Slovakia DNB was a good bet?
>>68945366
Thursday?
Got a job at EE lads. Better pay than currently and could make a lot in commission. Better hours as well desu. Can not work 10 hours.
>>68945475
>working at a phone shop
>not an ignorant paki cunt
pick one
>>68945531
Stop trying to be funny. You're not.
>>68945526
>Dianne Abbot
>Alex Salmond
Just refusing to watch this tonight
>>68945526
>remain side deliberately stronger AGAIN
hate BBC
>>68945526
Diane Abbot zzzzzzzzzzzzz will give it a miss
>>68945565
There's this one britanon who DESPERATELY needs sex
>>68945526
Fuck, marry, kill?
>>68945631
>>68945610
It's worth watching just for Salmond
>>68945526
Sounds like a bore desu
>>68945688
>wanting to watch salmond
>>68945610
>>68945688
All he's going to is talk about a second meme referendum.
He probs won't even mention betting desu
NEED FatAnon to give us some tips
>>68945631
Should I go large or special on laying Muguruza outright?
>>68945975
Lay. No female is worth banking. They're all chokers. Only Serena is worth backing.
On my KNEES for another Germany corner
>>68946063
>No female
>Only Serena
Wtf are you trying to say m8?
ONE MORE GERMAN CORNER PLSSS
>>68946063
That's funny, she lost to Muguruza.
>>68946105
you on Germany -4 as well lid?
BTTS O2.5 for Belgium against Hungary @3.4 yes or no?
>>68946242
I know.
>>68946249
Yeah. So little all game then 6 at the end. I thought it would be a more comfy bet
Anyone speak German?
Why was the Red Bull Salzburg game cancelled?
https://twitter.com/RedBullSalzburg/with_replies
>>68946574
Check soccerway
>>68946574
Cancelled? The game finished 0-0
>END OF THE GAME: After a defeat vs Vöcklamarkt and a draw vs Slavia Prague, the 3rd friendly ends 0-0
Should I cash out now?
Could Belgium ruin this for me?
belgium -3 corners medium
>>68946753
why even put it if you were gonna cash out ?
>>68946753
Yes cash out is best
Should I dump my girlfriend lads or is it too much of a gamble?
>>68946722
Weird, Skybet refunded my entire stake
>>68946815
I don't know.
>>68946839
Well it's £44 guaranteed or potentially -£25.
>>68946865
bore draw refund? idk the rules on that
>>68946894
Have sex you fucking loser. No one gives a shit about your greasy tenners.
>>68946917
STOP BULLYING.
IM TRYING TO BET MY WAY OUT OF DEBT.
![5462fb1166[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/r5sIBy9.png "5462fb1166[1].png")
what do lads?
>>68946964
Why did you make that bet twice?
>>68947045
He didn't, look closely
>>68947045
Levi Roots frequents here
I'm by no means racist, but every time I bet on niggers, they lose.
>>68947362
Reads like a Goff post desu
is the o 1.5 a sound bet for belgium
>>68947362
>muh muh system
kill yourself
>>68945913
I've got one lined up but it's only best priced at bookies you can't get a decent stake on at. When prices come in to line I'll post it.
>>68947362
If you bet on your enemies, they win
any1 betting on hue league, seem decent games
Is this literally /free money/?
>>68946964
I've got £600 on Belgium to win, so stick with it.
Slept until 8pm.. ; ;
Anything good coming up?
>>68948027
Why do you people make such big risky bets?
Lads is Belgium to win THE BET?
>>68948184
>Risky
Mate its fucking Hungary, they're some wank team
>>68948230
>Not the dark horses
Enjoy your losses m8
>>68948230
They could very well surprise.
Post slip.
>>68948197
yes
>>68948180
Still can't imagine your head. How close to a zika baby are you?
>>68948312
this, would LOVE to see pictures desu
Slovenia to beat Greece on volleyball looks like good value. Currently losing 1-0.
>>68948312
>>68948387
Proportions aren't really that off
Head's gone
80% of roll's gone
All week's winnings pmsl
UNDERS on hungary game all the way
MIGHTY hungarian defense WILL stop every weak attempt
>>68948513
on what did you lose it?
>>68948650
Excellent grammatical structure here, Aljaz
>>68948445
I know that feel desu :(
Small head only makes your shoulders wider r-right?
>>68948650
Germany game and then tried to chase on some random Swedish league game.
>>68948717
Until you stand next to a normal person pmsl
Imagine not being on over 3.5 Hungary corners PMSL, bookies might as well just pay me now.
>>68948713
how would you structure it, George?
>>68948717
gives all the guys you blow much more confidence too
test
>>68948812
Not sure that's a feel I want to know
>>68948786
O3.5 cards is THE bet once the line gets there
>>68948815
didn't work lad
>>68948873
Laying this
>>68948810
I was being sincere. People who learn English as a second language often have a better grasp of grammar than native English speakers
>>68948873
10 players on suspensions, hope you enjoy sweaty ones
Guys, what did >we do this time?
http://heatst.com/politics/exclusive-brexit-2nd-referendum-petition-a-4-chan-prank-bbc-report-it-as-real/?mod=sm_fb_post
>>68949088
>we
>he bet £50 with every posted that REMAIN would win
>>68949060
Did NOT think about this
>>68949184
Unrelated. Did you even READ the article?
B E L G I U M
LE EARLY GOALS MEME
>>68949088
STILL waiting for screenshots of a conversation with a woman that isn't your mom
Lukaku top goal scorer worth a punt?
>>68949991
yes
>Highly paid Jews are deciding who wins the Superbowl RIGHT NOW behind closed doors.
Internacional DC @3 doesn't lose
>>68950258
Chicago Bears will win it
