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Can't fucking believe I blew 60% on my wins on the Brexit vote lads. At least many keks were had.
Slovakia 9/1 DNB is a fantastic value loser here.
>>68941416
Loving the OC
>all these new trips
>>68941416
FANTASTIC OP
>>68941416
PMSL
>>68941490
PLEASE accept me
There goes my euro
7th for HEARTS GOALS PLEASE
oh shit what a goal
I've donated all my coins to the Sanders campaign and now I can't afford rent. I'll make sure to donate anymore coins I get to Sanders so he has enough money to make the final push and overtake Clinton. Every bit helps
1EME67iFFnVEVe6fDkNMMV6c9uMwt7B1eb
>>68941416
giggling
Reminded me of Modrić goal against Turkey, great one
guess my wife's son is gonna live today after all
>>68941545
what does letiny mean?
>>68941594
>giving money to a socialist
>>68941715
letting you?
>>68941715
spoof of my usual name. "lebig-yadayada". Due to islandic slags being utterly incompetent, my roll is no longer big. It's quite tiny. on my way to small
down to my last tenner
on slovakia to win 1h @50
PMSL
FUCKING WHY is Ozil on penalties
>>68941907
Lowe has him in his fantasy team
>>68941416
Does ISIS even have any sports teams???
“Not all those who wander are lost.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
Thank God he missed.
On Germany and u2.5
>>68942122
Love this.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king
Lay Arsenal on penalities
>>68942122
sounds more like Alexander supertramp desu
>>68942122
I'm a voracious reader that's read this
>>68942199
>>68942122
V v good posts.
If two players end up with the same total goals what decides who wins the top scorer bet?
>>68942343
both will win?
Hello darkness my old friend.
>>68942343
Dead heat rules. Look it up. It isnt very nice.
Here's an updated list of things /bet/ needs
1. More faces added to the faces of /bet/
2. A /bet/ trip/pseudotrip starting XI shrewd team
3. A queen of /bet/
4. Monthly or yearly awards featuring best memes/copy pasta etc
5. People posting good, well researched tips
6. Less nibs
7. Official meme animal to make sporting predictions
8. Official motto (thinking "Gambling just NOT profitable" fits, need a consensus)
>>68942391
Might contribute to this and buy a goldfish.
>not filtering juveguy
>>68942433
How would you make it make a prediction?
>>68942391
9. A fiver for Juveguy from every poster
My Gregoire Jacq tip won. Can do no wrong atm. PLEASE don't hate me when the tide turns.
>>68942513
10. 50 from Juveguy to every poster
>>68942511
Stick a bit of paper to each side of the bowl with a team name on it and see where it swims to first.
>>68942433
Why don't you fucking make Hearts score a goal you limmy fuck
>>68942391
Add to that list you giving each and every one of us here £50
>>68942548
>>68942637
please make constructive posts on ideas and improvements for the betterment of /bet/
or the /bet/terment one could say pmsl
>>68942617
I'm getting a taxi to the pitch and punching the ref square on the jaw if there isnt a goal in the next 10 minutes.
>>68942391
11. bad tips leads to public execution
This is our mascot.
going to be rich lads
if Leicester can, surely this has a chance right?
>>68942726
Hass on suicide watch
>>68942721
Ref gives a penalty straight away. He's scared of your top chin testing lid
>>68942753
Good pick. LOVE Malta
>>68942343
for "top scorer" markets your stake usually gets divided by the number of players that draw
when betting on "to win the golden boot" or similar markets, only the player that actually gets the trophy wins, in which case number of assists is a tiebreaker, with least amount of minutes played as a second tiebreaker
>>68942753
pmsl they should be about 5000/1 to even qualify
FOR FUCKS SAKE HEARTS, NEED TWO GOALS AGAIN
>Euan claimed he had big tips for tomorrow
>He didn't
Remember the true face of /bet/, you have been notified.
Just won £200 off scottish slags and the sun is hurting my eyes, which raybans are most fashionable this summer?
2-0 Örgryte! :)
>>68942976
the one's you find most appealing of course.
>>68942747
BRAVE English boy.
>>68942784
>Implying I'm not always on suicide watch, as well as MI6 watch
>>68942976
NEED to get myself a pair of non mirrored aviators desu. Clubmasters are what are 'trendy' if that's what you want.
I'm a big fan of persols personally.
>>68942973
It was City -1.5. Got smashed to -2.5. Won 1-0. Cant complain
>>68942942
they have had some pretty strong results lately, ignoring the 6-0 loss
>>68942980
aren't they the jews of goteborg?
3-0 örgryte
>>68943052
been wearing aviators past 3 years now and feel like switching it up. don't mind the clubmasters but now you mention it i do really like the persols
>>68942980
33333
>>68943145
Uhm, that's not how things work mate
how do I become shrewd?
tired of losing tbqh
>>68943199
Follow Juve through hell and back
>>68943133
to be fair all their qualifying opponents are pretty shit, good shout m8
>>68943199
Just follow Juveguy's tips
>>68943189
that's what I heard
>>68943259
These new tripfaggots and /eurobet/tors need to take a long hard look at this
EUAN
U
A
N
>>68943283
>thinking England won't easily win that group when they always do well in qualifying
>>68943339
So do you now HATE juveguy now he's confirmed from the country of the enemy??
>>68943383
>nibs
>>68943295
I'm not sure if football teams can be defined by religious beliefs.
>>68943308
Do like this trip name tbqh
>>68943383
baited :^))
Euan so so shrewd
2222222222222222222222
>>68943421
>what is old firm?
>>68941814
NOT happy
>>68943287
>>68943255
i'd rather kill myself
>>68943259
be right back becoming VERY shrewd
>>68943389
Wales? Wot
>>68943457
And I thought I was the wordplay king
In play. Sotnikova vs Zerbone. Total games in set 3. Over 9.5
>>68943564
odds?
>>68943608
Fluctuating wildly. 1.57 atm
On 2-0. There won't be any more goals. r-right?
>>68943529
you're supposed to put last pennies on longshot horses in good form in lower grades instead of things that are about as likely as me getting a gf
>>68943546
Did you not follow the last thread?
>>68933280
>>68943632
Missed my stop on the train doing this kek.
Goffyboy so so salty
>>68943632
got it at 1.5
Need kraut corners
Most corners Slovakia @9
currently 2-1 for germany, slovakia will push 2nd half. worth a small. x
>>68941594
Sent :^)
>>68943632
In play tennis odds is the biggest meme in betting
>>68943685
sorry <3
>>68943725
I know. Worth it if you're watching intently and this will surely go above 9
in my 'and
BEGGING Ray to just give me my account back
>>68943675
That's not me you dumb shit
lad's in the dog'ouse
>>68943721
Thanks, F5'ing my wallet vigorously
>>68943802
>Bet on Juventus, that's not me
>Lose the referendum, that's not me
>Owe me a fiver, that's not me
That McDonalds' wraps advert is so SO strange.
>>68943871
Huh? When haven't I admitted to those things?
Bet on France, Germany, Belgium and England.
who /playing it safe/ here
>>68943675
No lid
>>68943871
Chuckled.
>Implying we didn't all lose the referendum
>>68943871
Lips any ting nah that's not me
>>68943802
Why so touchy about it? Its CLEARLY you
>>68943925
>tfw treble on France, Germany and Belgium
>tfw up £80 free money
>>68943894
THIS. Fucking hell I'm so glad someone else said it. What is the point of it all?
>>68943943
Reminder htat I didn't spend last week on holiday in Rome
>>68943989
Not a clue how it got approved tbqh.
>>68943989
Nowhere NEAR as bad as the Ladbrokes advert with Ally and Kammy
>>68944021
>Reminder you posted and deleted it
>Reminder you go to Manchester
>Reminder you study economics
>Reminder you obsessed over Brexit
>Reminder you use Skybet
>Reminder you are autistic to pretend to be on holiday
Just saying lad
>>68944161
That is spine tinglingly cringy.
>>68944185
What's wrong with Skybet?
>>68944161
Better than Ally as Rangers manager anyway.
OWWWW FANTAAASTICCC
This is our story, this is our fate. This is our kingdom, this is our place.
>>68944185
Don't go to Manchester. Didn't delete anything. And that guy literally has pictures of himself on holiday in Rome last week on his private twitter account? Yes I faked it all, genius
>>68944240
Not much its just one of the tabs in the screenshot which was of a site that Juve has posted here before too
>>68944306
Do you go to Bristol or Durham?
>>68944260
should have stayed on question of sport desu
>>68944343
Not gonna start narrowing it down
holy hell tennis cash out values fluctuates SO much
>>68944306
You're not in a single photo lid
>>68944376
If it isn't Manchester then it's one of those two.
>>68944349
Tufnell and Dawson are another pair of twats. Can't watch that show without shaking uncontrollably.
>>68944376
>>68521876
Hmmmmm
It's STILL not too late to go for most corners Slovakia.
>>68944416
Shaking
>>68944504
What's your 14 fold acca lad? Is it in the last thread?
>>68944504
thanks for the tip lad
>>68944501
Awful bet
>>68944477
I misread Birstall lol. You're digging up two weeks old joke posts, really committed to this dox
>>68944540
10 fold mate. Here.
>>68944552
No worries mate.
Genuinely concerned about the mental well being of Juveguy. SO paranoid
ABBIE MYERS TO WIN NEXT GAME. SHE'S SERVING @1.61 QUICK.
>>68944593
What is this
>>68944681
Wimbledon day 1 acca mate.
>>68944638
Zzzzzzzz
>>68944638
v v nerve-racking
Slovakia +0.5 seems a WORLD bet rn
>>68944718
Aren't most/all of them on Tuesday though?
>>68944638
Nice 1 lid.
>>68944913
Some are on Monday. Some Tuesday. Still round 1 matches.
>>68942378
When did Maisie Williams get a new haircut?
>>68944960
What are the combined odds?
>he's not on Hungary 3-3 @ 250
>>68945033
Round 9 depending on the bookies.
In play. Myers match. Go small on game to go to deuce every game. Slags so useless. Or opposite of the server
>>68945154
Did the last Myres tip win?
>>68945272
Yes
rebacking germany like a madman
Hello where are the corners
Shaking for Question Time lids
>>68945339
2 at each end of the pitch lad
>>68945366
Who's on today?
4-0 SOON
Reminder that Euan is a hack and has not won a single one of his big "tips"
>>68945366
Fuck off hass you cunt
Did Coral's head football trader really think Slovakia DNB was a good bet?
>>68945366
Thursday?
Got a job at EE lads. Better pay than currently and could make a lot in commission. Better hours as well desu. Can not work 10 hours.
>>68945475
>working at a phone shop
>not an ignorant paki cunt
pick one
>>68945531
Stop trying to be funny. You're not.
>>68945526
>Dianne Abbot
>Alex Salmond
Just refusing to watch this tonight
>>68945526
>remain side deliberately stronger AGAIN
hate BBC
>>68945526
Diane Abbot zzzzzzzzzzzzz will give it a miss
>>68945565
There's this one britanon who DESPERATELY needs sex
>>68945526
Fuck, marry, kill?
>>68945631
>>68945610
It's worth watching just for Salmond
>>68945526
Sounds like a bore desu
>>68945688
>wanting to watch salmond
>>68945610
>>68945688
All he's going to is talk about a second meme referendum.
He probs won't even mention betting desu
NEED FatAnon to give us some tips
>>68945631
Should I go large or special on laying Muguruza outright?
>>68945975
Lay. No female is worth banking. They're all chokers. Only Serena is worth backing.
On my KNEES for another Germany corner
>>68946063
>No female
>Only Serena
Wtf are you trying to say m8?
ONE MORE GERMAN CORNER PLSSS
>>68946063
That's funny, she lost to Muguruza.
>>68946105
you on Germany -4 as well lid?
BTTS O2.5 for Belgium against Hungary @3.4 yes or no?
>>68946242
I know.
>>68946249
Yeah. So little all game then 6 at the end. I thought it would be a more comfy bet
Anyone speak German?
Why was the Red Bull Salzburg game cancelled?
https://twitter.com/RedBullSalzburg/with_replies
>>68946574
Check soccerway
>>68946574
Cancelled? The game finished 0-0
>END OF THE GAME: After a defeat vs Vöcklamarkt and a draw vs Slavia Prague, the 3rd friendly ends 0-0
Should I cash out now?
Could Belgium ruin this for me?
belgium -3 corners medium
>>68946753
why even put it if you were gonna cash out ?
>>68946753
Yes cash out is best
Should I dump my girlfriend lads or is it too much of a gamble?
>>68946722
Weird, Skybet refunded my entire stake
>>68946815
I don't know.
>>68946839
Well it's £44 guaranteed or potentially -£25.
>>68946865
bore draw refund? idk the rules on that
>>68946894
Have sex you fucking loser. No one gives a shit about your greasy tenners.
>>68946917
STOP BULLYING.
IM TRYING TO BET MY WAY OUT OF DEBT.
what do lads?
>>68946964
Why did you make that bet twice?
>>68947045
He didn't, look closely
>>68947045
Levi Roots frequents here
I'm by no means racist, but every time I bet on niggers, they lose.
>>68947362
Reads like a Goff post desu
is the o 1.5 a sound bet for belgium
>>68947362
>muh muh system
kill yourself
>>68945913
I've got one lined up but it's only best priced at bookies you can't get a decent stake on at. When prices come in to line I'll post it.
>>68947362
If you bet on your enemies, they win
any1 betting on hue league, seem decent games
Is this literally /free money/?
>>68946964
I've got £600 on Belgium to win, so stick with it.
Slept until 8pm.. ; ;
Anything good coming up?
>>68948027
Why do you people make such big risky bets?
Lads is Belgium to win THE BET?
>>68948184
>Risky
Mate its fucking Hungary, they're some wank team
>>68948230
>Not the dark horses
Enjoy your losses m8
>>68948230
They could very well surprise.
Post slip.
>>68948197
yes
>>68948180
Still can't imagine your head. How close to a zika baby are you?
>>68948312
this, would LOVE to see pictures desu
Slovenia to beat Greece on volleyball looks like good value. Currently losing 1-0.
>>68948312
>>68948387
Proportions aren't really that off
Head's gone
80% of roll's gone
All week's winnings pmsl
UNDERS on hungary game all the way
MIGHTY hungarian defense WILL stop every weak attempt
>>68948513
on what did you lose it?
>>68948650
Excellent grammatical structure here, Aljaz
>>68948445
I know that feel desu :(
Small head only makes your shoulders wider r-right?
>>68948650
Germany game and then tried to chase on some random Swedish league game.
>>68948717
Until you stand next to a normal person pmsl
Imagine not being on over 3.5 Hungary corners PMSL, bookies might as well just pay me now.
>>68948713
how would you structure it, George?
>>68948717
gives all the guys you blow much more confidence too
test
>>68948812
Not sure that's a feel I want to know
>>68948786
O3.5 cards is THE bet once the line gets there
>>68948815
didn't work lad
>>68948873
Laying this
>>68948810
I was being sincere. People who learn English as a second language often have a better grasp of grammar than native English speakers
>>68948873
10 players on suspensions, hope you enjoy sweaty ones
Guys, what did >we do this time?
http://heatst.com/politics/exclusive-brexit-2nd-referendum-petition-a-4-chan-prank-bbc-report-it-as-real/?mod=sm_fb_post
>>68949088
>we
>he bet £50 with every posted that REMAIN would win
>>68949060
Did NOT think about this
>>68949184
Unrelated. Did you even READ the article?
B E L G I U M
LE EARLY GOALS MEME
>>68949088
STILL waiting for screenshots of a conversation with a woman that isn't your mom
Lukaku top goal scorer worth a punt?
>>68949991
yes
>Highly paid Jews are deciding who wins the Superbowl RIGHT NOW behind closed doors.
Internacional DC @3 doesn't lose
>>68950258
Chicago Bears will win it
I dont know if it was blind luck or divine intervention but £30 on Brady to get the 1st goal for Ireland today was fucking lovely
More corners pls Belgium :DDD
Lukaku absolute bobbins
On my knees for 2 more Hungary corners
>>68950393
deres more ta oireland dan aftertimin'
ok all my hope is on chili now
>>68950558
Na famalam
Anyone else think de Bruyne is incredibly overrated?
>>68950570
Sunday Bloody Sunday. You have to get the papers, the kids are running around screaming
need Urquiza women goals desu
>>68950826
Incredibly hot
>>68950826
not really. fantastic player. not really the right player at the right time for man city currently though.
>>68950858
and you just think sunday, BLOODY sunday!
>>68950887
>literally the ugliest player on the pitch
>>68950907
So how many people died in the potato famine?
NEED to post this picture
>>68950945
t-tsu?
>>68950951
2 million, an uh 2 million had to leave the country..
>>68950866
goalfest, hope someone is on this
>>68951023
Please dont be joining in our craic
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman??
>>68951142
Germany battered you lads mate
>>68951182
well if its just the potatoes, at the end of the day you WILL pay the price if you're a fussy eater.
>>68951225
if they could afford to emigrate, they could afford to eat at a modest restaurant.
Why did you frustrate our football team?
Are you guys up or down on the Euros?
>>68951294
>>68951142
For you zzzzzz
>>68951302
down a huge cunt
>>68951302
DAC
>>68951211
i'll let my non-german flag do the talking
>All these people doubting Belgium
E Z MONEYS
>>68951302
HUPP
Akranes - Stjarnan 29.6.16
Very suspicious movement in the odds. Stjarnan opened at the higher 2s this morning and is at around 2 atm. Betfair Exchange also dropped from 1.8 to 1.33.
>>68951411
Don't know why you don't just serve your ban and give us some peace tbqh
>>68951567
This was all me m8
>Hearts STILL not tweeted me back about sponsoring a player
>>68951704
Very rude
'arry Kaine
What kinds of event can I usually bet on on the usual sites, apart from sports? Like brexit, for example
>>68951704
Having fun scrolling through your twitter profile lid
BrassEye, Alan Partridge, Father Ted or Thick of It
Why is British / Irish comedy GOAT ?
>>68951990
Thick of It
>>68951969
Why's that pal?
Hate meme corner routines
>>68951990
Alan Partridge, beauty of it is that there's a bit partridge in all of us
>>68951990
Father Ted
>>68951990
Mrs brown and her boys :^)
>>68952047
Didn't know you where on twitter firstly.
>>68951990
Blackadder not in that list?
DESPERATE for a Hungary goal
GET THE PAPERs
hungary got a corner
>>68952232
Just isn't going to happen
Need more Belgium corners pls
So close to giving my personal twitter account to Euan. Very dangerous place.
>>68952559
Shut up Soham
>>68952559
is that a double negative? very interesting phenomenom
>>68952393
>he's not friends with euan on fb
PMSL
on my knees praying for another belgium goal lads
>>68952559
v fatiguing post this one
>>68951302
Up about £500 but only because I make my losses back on all the offers
>>68951990
Brass Eye is GOAT, been nothing else close to that.
Monkey Dust and Garth Marenghi's Dark Place almost as good.
>>68952393
Euan is harmless. Im following him with my regular account
>>68952704
Nigga thank you for reminding me of monkey dust
Is this the right place for the red hot quarter pounder?
>tfw make a silly meme bet and it actually wins
>>68952393
I get new follower every day on twitter, even now I dont tweet.
>>68952704
>Garth Marenghi's Dark Place
YES! Only know of 1 other person on the planet that likes it.
>>68952721
Apart from the fact he doxxes people who call him out on being shit
>>68952791
The odds are fucking shocking for that
>>68952767
No problem cuz, don't know many other people who watched it.
>Where have you been Clive?
>>68952854
Euan hasn't doxxed a single person before
>>68952907
Yeah I know but it's Skybet and I normally just stick freebies on evens to try and extract the cash
enjoying the quote unquote "accusations"" itt
>>68951990
mrs browns boys
Meme corners for Belgium
Portland Thorns W 0.0,-0.5
Also forgot about This Morning With Richard not Judy.
Great show, shame it never got renewed but not surprising how many complaints it got.
Argentina / Chile, WTB??
Argentina to lift the trophy and Portland timbers parlay 2befrank
who here /loser/
>>68953227
Sky Bet Tracker
0 of 4 in play bets winning £0.00
>Monkey Dust
>/bet/_irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaWo7Rq76Ms
>you will never go round Stafford with calling out bowcats with VanBanter
SUCH a lad
need juveguys pic
>>68953342
Literally who?
>>68953342
What does this even mean? Don't tell me there's someone else from Stafford on here?
333333333333333
>>68953480
>>68953523
WISH I could bait you out
B E L G I Q U E
>>68953416
>>68953416
Reminder Goff was on Ireland DNB, Slovakia DNB and Hungary DNB.
>>68953480
>>68953523
>being this new
Begone children.
>Hungary corners
UAC
>>68953123
think i fucked up with this one, odds movement looks more like a bookie trap and less like a fix or sth
>>68953342
Stratford you mongo
King Kurt on another level this month desu
>>68953847
Someone send him a food parcel
>tfw bet over 2.5 after the first goal.
Thank you Lord Hazard for saving me
Unelected Brussels bastards
>>68953930
That makes a bit more sense, thanks lad.
anyone follow wnba?
why are the lynx so fucking shit despite leading the overall scoreboard?
>>68953930
Apologies, got auto-corrected
would love to test Luxtons chin
>Yesterday most Euro games go into extra time
>Today they're just goal festivals
Really makes you think.
>>68954133
this is quote unquote deep, for you
>>68954048
No, this is a sports thread
>>68951990
Add Peep Show to that list.
>Literally face down on the floor.
Need 1 (ONE) Belgium corner
>Over 3 actually wins
SURREAL
>>68954181
getting real tired of this new gimmick of yours
Unders backers in bits
>>68954430
Juve this gimmick better end soon. Doing my quote unquote head in.
pmsl people here are quote unquote mad
>>68953908
Dont think the NWSL is fixed pal
cards HUP x
BROKEN
Pellets for dinner till pay day next month
m
s
l
>>68954619
Shut up Soham
>only have 10p left in my account
can someone do a challenge to a fiver?
>>68954619
>pmsl people here are quote unquote mad
>pmsl people here are" " mad
what? you mean quote, mad then unqoute?
was on u4.5 @ 1.12 a lot of money
>>68954779
post slip
>>68954779
the stress is killing me prematurely
Sent from Twitter
>>68954779
tears baddy!
>>68954774
not difficult to understand
>>68954779
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
>>68954842
>>68955003
oy vey
>>68954779
I was on u3.5 and that fucking faggot had to put one in last minute
>>68955003
wew lid
>>68955003
weeping
>>68955073
>wearing these quote unquote clothes in a football game
Can Hodgson actually speak 5 languages fluently? Sounds like a meme fact tbqh.
Started watching the american slags game i tipped earlier. There are two middleage women acting as capos and gay flags all over the place. American ultras culture...
>>68955073
Will we live to go full circle and see a goal keeper just wear speedos?
>>68955229
Managed inter, and scandi languages are pretty similar tbf. He's the kind of man who reads books as opposed to your average big sam manager.
G O T T A
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T H R O U G H
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Will any country with hot women progress to the next round?
>>68955375
bet he's a voracious reader pmsl
>>68955421
England
>>68955421
Yes, Iceland
Dentist said gums should grow back in weeks. Can't wait to pick at them again.
>>68955488
pmsl
>>68955461
>England
Pmsl
>>68955488
pmsl
>>68955488
Are any of these worth backing O/R on betfair to greenup on:
Gasquiet
Wawrinka
Radwankska
Lisicki
Del Potro
Keys
Should i cash out?
>>68955732
>cashing out
>>68955732
yes, after their next game
>>68955723
All should win. Be careful with Lisicki.
>>68955732
And why would you do that?
Argentina -1, guys... right?
>>68955829
Wales know how to beat Belgium
Lads is Argentina win likely tonight? Pls help I don't know much about Chile.
v v impressed with the visuals of this Coldplay set
>>68955936
Pity their music is shit
>>68955936
If you listen to Coldplay it's a well known fact you like to finger dogs
In bed listening to this cracker
https://youtu.be/ELKbtFljucQ
Is he at Glastonbury?
gonna be up INSANE should tennis tipsters' tips all come in
gl
>>68955931
I went large on Argentina to lift the cup @ 1.40.
>>68956065
Not liking the pressure tbqh.
yank football tips anyone?
I have one shitty jap league I bet on and the rest I just use tips from you lot.
Still loving this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
>>68956201
no pressure at all, just as long as one or two come in..
>>68955982
>>68955990
>2016
>Hating coldplay
Top lel
hot tip
>>68956349
#ON
>>68956302
Forgot how good this was. Absolute tune.
>>68955791
Cheers lovely, got some great prices on the exchange.
>>68956349
He should be banned for tipping that.
>>68956395
are you parelying it
>>68956472
>parelying
>on a exchange
m8...
>>68956498
*an
Sorry lads schoolboy error
>>68956384
talking big, BIG sense here pal.
>>68956498
makes no sense, aren't you getting absolute sheit odds?
>>68956570
Not like you clearly buddy
>>68956588
Dunno, not him so don't know what he's betting on
Guys this is very important.
Will England beat Iceland in 90 mins?
Argentina AH -1 large
Argentina EH -1 medium
Need Derfell MLS tips
>>68956588
O/R winner of the tournament, Bruce.
Considering that there were the prices on b365:
Gasquet 100/1
Wawrinka 25/1
Radwanska 25/1
Lisicki 66/1
Del Potro 66/1
Keys 12/1
Id say theyre good.
>>68956791
S H A K I N G
>>68956570
>voracious
The word of the day, include it in the next op please.
It stuns me to think someone can feel so superior because you read one book. those who boast about their knowledge usually have very little.
>>68956829
Small on Thiem/Zverev as well mate.
>>68956829
PISSING away money
>>68956829
Overall winners of wimbledon? Your only putting in a few dollars so I suppose its worth a punt.
I thinking of doing a multi on Brengle+Seppi+Karlovic
>>68956946
Mate Gasquet LOVES grass and Wimbly. I'll get back my money on him alone.
>>68951302
0/4
Down Lots
:^)
>>68956999
He's also a cunt. But yeah he'll probably do well. 2 semi's for him here. Can remember when I backed Wawrinka last year and the Swiss cunt went and fucked it up.
>>68957033
>He's also a cunt
Did know you were personally acquainted with him lid
>>68957088
There's many things you don't know about me m8.
we need quality discussion for Copa thats coming up soon.
Chile is at 5 to win while Arg is at 1.8
>>68957135
tempted to small on chile for a laugh
any UFC fans here atm? what are your thoughts for the brock lesnar fight?
I've been putting a tenner on lesnar every day for the past month or two
Genuinely think if Barry Gibb went on X Factor in disguise signing like that it would actually go viral with how embarrassingly bad it is
>>68957156
I watched both Chile matches, they were well organized and their attack was amazing.
Chile would have beaten Colombia by over 4 goals if it didn't rain.
Its going to be a good match, I always consider the momentum of teams, and i believe Chile can take it
>>68957237
i saw them too, they were good but you can't be sure how they'll deal with facing a top team. would definitely give them a better than 5.0 chance tho
>>68957314
WHERE does all this money keep coming from?
portland SW @ 1.9 ?
>>68957314
>You have one minute to tell me why this won't win
I never bet on gimmicks like this. The odds aren't high enough to make it worth while.
haven't taken a shit in 4(four) days, should I be worried?
Considering changing my trip to green fuzzy ball. Thoughts?
>>68957376
yes I like it. How much are you going to put in?
>>68957437
Not bad lid.
>>68957376
I'm on over 2.5 @ 1.8. Portland might win as they're playing at home, but there's a chance it'll end in a draw like their previous games
>>68957429
do you eat lots of fiber?
You need to seek help. If you are bleeding when you take a shit, try putting frozen aloe vera put your anus. NOT JOKING it heals the skin inside and also works as a natural laxative.
Dont take pharmaceutical laxatives.
Again, not taking a shit in 4 days IS VERY VERY BAD
Name your bet 5 asides.
Juve
Euan Ameribets
Hass TennisTipster
>>68957660
SUCH a meme team
>>68957429
Yes. You should shit between 3 times a day and once every 3 days. Idk who came up with this though. Once or twice a day is surely more normal
>>68957660
SP
Beetriss Albania
Juve Oil
>>68957733
Jenny is Oil m8
>>68957429
This happened to me once lad, not a good experience, think I got up to 5-6 days without a shit at one point. Even upping my fibre content didn't do shit. Are you very sedentary? That's something that's often overlooked as a cause.
>>68957704
Juve in goal since he's shite. Euan and Ameribets solid defenders. TT for some unpredictability and Hass just because he's cute.
>>68957135
Arg -1.0 is very tempting
>>68957791
>any Indian being half decent at football like ever
"no"
>>68957429
>Literally shit posting
>>68957751
Literally at the Mosque praying it comes in.
Either Chile +1.5 @ 1.350 or Arg -1.0 @ 2.375
I just dont know lids
>>68957733
>SP
>Beetriss Albania
>Juve
You can't have the same player 4 times lad, that is cheating
unibwin
Juve Euan
Hass
TennisTipster
>>68957831
>the guy who LITERALLY doesn't sleep dictating whats normal or not
>>68955461
Anyone remember tipsoftheday?
Want her cunt in my face desu
>>68957996
Goals session with the boys soon. Will be knocking in the goals for fun.
>>68958011
Was trying to remember her trip the other day, good lad
Chucking my model out the window
Hershey FC -0.25 is the >rball bet of the night lids.
anyone following west indies x australia in cricket? the west indies value bet seems good value
>>68958255
nvm kek
>>68958144
What did she do?
>>68958344
Don't want to talk about it
>>68958344
>she
Hass is a poofter lid
Dodgers -1.5
Kershaw on road vs a kid making his majors debut.
>>68957649
ngl lid, when i was a kid i didnt shit for a month once. By the time that thing came out of me it was bigger than my leg
>>68958388
>homophobia
And he's bisexual actually
Up at 10 tomorrow. Will be biting my nails for our picks. Will post some in plays as there's like 20 games at the same time. Might quit my job for these 2 weeks.
>>68957869
pmsl
>>68958388
>>68958413
This is news to me
NEVER IN DOUBT
Would love to meet juveguy for a pint desu
Okay, giving my model one last chance
>>68958516
wtb
>>68958515
Hope you bring enough quid for your beer and his beer. He'll get the next one ;)
>>68958478
Juveguy just BEGGING to get banned
>>68956826
I'll have one for next weekend's MLS; Philadelphia Union, Chicago Fire and New York games all look good for having a few goals.
All I had for tonight was the Portland game having over 2.5 @1.8 and it's 2-0 at the moment
Got STRAIGHT on the blower to Willy Wonka and told him I'd break the legs of all 11 of the Oompa Loompas he's fielding tonight for Hershey FC.
He paid heed to my warning
Would love to know the many stories of bet.
1. What is your current employment status
2. In uni or graduated?
3. Live alone or housemates/family
4. What sector of work?
5. Favourite tipster
6. How much do you make in your field of work p/annum. Or expect to make once graduated.
>>68958647
>1. What is your current employment status
Graduate student.
>2. In uni or graduated?
Both technically
>3. Live alone or housemates/family
Live with 2 women
>4. What sector of work?
Pharmaceuticals
>5. Favourite tipster
Uni/Maple
>6. How much do you make in your field of work p/annum. Or expect to make once graduated.
Starting is usually $80,000, mid career is typically $150,000
>>68958647
>1. Full time employment
>2. Dropped out of uni
>3. Live alone
>4. Transport
>5. Euan
>6. 80k dollarydoos p/a
![13494958_10153850405979353_2634438236291310698_n[1].jpg_oh=f4a79db4d0e064fff88950ec4694e53f&oe=57F348EF.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0v7eD1O.jpg "13494958 10153850405979353 2634438236291310698 n[1] oh=f4a79db4d0e064fff88950ec4694e53f&oe=57F348EF")
some fucking people
>>68958647
>Would love to know the many stories of bet.
>1. What is your current employment status
Working for the summer at a phone cover shop. Salesman.
>2. In uni or graduated?
Uni atm biomed. Second year.
>3. Live alone or housemates/family
Housemates.
>4. What sector of work?
Already done
>5. Favourite tipster
Juve
>6. How much do you make in your field of work p/annum. Or expect to make once graduated.
Looking to go into the family business after. Dad earns about 140,000 p/a. Will probably work under him or find a job related in finance/investment.
>>68958647
I was doing mechanical engineering but dropped out after 2 years brb killing myself
>Jani deleting all of Sohams posts
pmsl
Copa tips boys
>>68958740
Hope this guy is locked up.
>>68958647
1. What is your current employment status
>student and profession tipster
2. In uni or graduated?
>in uni
3. Live alone or housemates/family
>with flatmate/bff
4. What sector of work?
>none probably
5. Favourite tipster
>me
6. How much do you make in your field of work p/annum. Or expect to make once graduated.
>fuck knows. What does a 2:2 from an ex-poly get you?
>>68958527
Miami United depending on how they start.
Kraze are tez.
Surely Argentina to win and BTTS at 4.3 is going to come in?
>>68958647
1. What is your current employment status
Unemployed
2. In uni or graduated?
In uni
3. Live alone or housemates/family
Housemates/family
4. What sector of work?
Will most likely go into finance when graduated - currently doing a maths degree
5. Favourite tipster
Has has been most profitable
6. How much do you make in your field of work p/annum. Or expect to make once graduated.
25k I think
>>68958647
part time
grad
live in home i own outright
betting
no one
about £11k from work 12k from rental income, plus money thats invested in private banking.
>>68958647
Masters student/shrewdie
Both
With fiance
Betting
BT
75k so far this year so 150kish or whatever
>>68958647
Juve please answer this.
>>68958647
1. What is your current employment status
Unemployed
2. In uni or graduated?
Graduated
3. Live alone or housemates/family
Moved back home to mummy
4. What sector of work?
See 1
5. Favourite tipster
BT
6. How much do you make in your field of work p/annum. Or expect to make once graduated.
£0
>>68958647
>1. What is your current employment status
Student but I'm bank staff at a hospital for catering. Haven't actually worked a shift for a year though pmsl
>2. In uni or graduated?
Uni
>3. Live alone or housemates/family
4 other housemates
>4. What sector of work?
Service I guess
>5. Favourite tipster
Kurt
>6. How much do you make in your field of work p/annum. Or expect to make once graduated.
Would like to apply for the civil service fast stream. Around 30+k starting I think
>>68958874
He just got a month ban for ban evasion
>>68958647
1. What is your current employment status
PhD researcher
2. In uni or graduated?
both i guess
3. Live alone or housemates/family
alone
4. What sector of work?
STEM
5. Favourite tipster
tennistipster
6. How much do you make in your field of work p/annum. Or expect to make once graduated.
around 26k€, but i dont pay taxes so its more than decent
>>68958882
literally me
>>68958843
Fiancee*
I'm not a bender, honest
>>68958968
>getting married
>in the year 2016
WEW lad
ey guys put your roll on argentina
>>68958968
so so -ev
Lids I have some info for GoT tonight about whos going to die from a friend who is in the last episode,anyone know a bookie that has a market?
>>68959022
why chile has been good
>>68958933
What part of STEM? How far along are you?
>>68958933
Which STEM mate? Also thanks hehe made me blush.
>>68958913
Tears.
>>68958968
>Marriage
Can NOT wait when you post a 3 year rant about how she's changed and the costs of divorce.
>>68958838
Finance seems popular.
>>68958806
>Professional tipster
Is there such a thing lid or self professed.
>>68959048
Bovada seem to be the only ones but I doubt you'd want an account with them
>>68959054
chile will get destroyed tonight
large on argentina FT, argentina -1.5, argentina -2.5
>>68958647
Unemployed with economics and business law degree, live alone, don't really expect to get a job in my field, gamble and make just about enough to pay the bills. Got some connections and could probably get a job as an SAP consultant and make like 40k/y but don't want it. Favorite tipster used to be bird until his tips got worse.
>>68959008
>>68959028
Get EU citizenship AND a green card from it so pretty +ev
http://mashable.com/2016/04/21/game-of-thrones-season-6-betting-odds/#Vf9mLFhpvGqp
>>68959054
>>68959119
cheers anyway lid
>>68959139
can i trust you? im scared mate.
Miami v Kraze is being streamed on sportsmesh.tv
>>68958745
When all of a person's posts get deleted like that its some sort of ban. I really don't know the ins and outs of it because you can certainly get a ban without having all your posts deleted but I'd imagine this automatically happens with maybe a severe ban so with any luck he is gone for at least a week.
Why did I get on the hershey fc tip? Anyway Wtb for the 'white' country vs the country responsible for my comedown?
>>68958647
>1. What is your current employment status
Part-time contract based
>2. In uni or graduated?
Graduated, but doing a part time Masters
>3. Live alone or housemates/family
Live with girlfriend
>4. What sector of work?
Engineering
>5. Favourite tipster
T4TW and Fiverguy
>6. How much do you make in your field of work p/annum. Or expect to make once graduated.
Contract based, so it varies but I average out at about £38,000 a year. Once I've got more experience and later down the line, anywhere from £80-160k
>>68959297
I was on 1st half handicap too and I could have cashed out for profit ffs
>>68958743
tell your dad to hire me please
>>68959069
Chemistry, doing my first year so 3-4 more years to go. Loving every minute of it really, young colleagues, flexible hours, nice wage, freedom etc.. Lyfe's gud
>>68959090
you're the only one making me any money so thanks
>>68959171
going small on aegon
>>68959247
The bans are also linked to the tripcodes he is using. He's changing IP so the first 2 trips only have 3 day bans so he'll go back to using them once they're unbanned and just hope the mod forgets about his month long one because it wont show up because of a different IP and trip. That explanation is a bit waffly but hopes it makes sense
>>68959119
livebet . com have it, dont know if its a reliable site t b h
>>68959367
>grad student
>nice wage
hmmmmmmmmmmm
Also what kind of chemistry. Have you ever heard of a sulfur forming a three member ring by kicking out a hydroxyl before? Cause that was one of the questions on my prelim exam that I couldn't figure out
>>68959236
Is it just me or is the stream not loading?
>>68959367
>you're the only one making me any money so thanks
w-what about me :'(
>>68959339
>>68959297
Very scary rball desu, can't blame you for getting on Hershey instead of Buxmont
>>68959139
plz respond
Balestier Khalsa v Home United - Over 2.5 @ 1.62 in 12 hours
Their last H2H was 2 weeks ago and ended 3-1. Balestier have had O2.5 in their last 4 games and Home have had O2.5 in their last 10 games.
Crazy how many other chemistry/stem students there is, if we all went the same uni we could of set up a betting society
>>68959510
no don't trust a random stranger on the internet
>>68959552
>could of
Fuck off, I warned you yesterday pal
>>68959511
Thanks Soccerway
>>68959430
Never used them and I don't think anyone here has. Are the odds worth the risk? Rhetorical question btw pls don't spoil GoT
>>68959367
Looked something like this
>>68959511
Thanks Dr. Soccerway
>>68959552
Done a poll last year and the majority was economics or political related actually
>>68959559
ok, im going large, assuming you two are the same person
>>68959578
>>68959620
>bets should be based on feelings and not research
>>68958647
>1. What is your current employment status
Employed full time
>2. In uni or graduated?
Graduated
>3. Live alone or housemates/family
Alone
>4. What sector of work?
Secondary school teacher
>5. Favourite tipster
Euan/Albania
>6. How much do you make in your field of work p/annum. Or expect to make once graduated.
22k. The pay is shit but I like my job. Planning on going abroad to an international school in the next couple of years where the pay is actually decent.
Pen immediately, couldn't get on, Hass such a fraud
>>68959596
its odds on but its a lock so value anyway, prepare for a great episode
>>68959511
>changing your name so my filter doesnt work
shrewd.
couldn't get on hass.
Reback -1 from here?
>>68959578
Meet me for a scrap
>>68959626
Strange, wonder if we'd get funding from the uni for the society
>>68959707
I'm not actually watching the stream btw but it should win. I'm on -0.25 1st half from here too.
I'll settle it from 1-0.
Great odds on Gulbis. Sock hasn't played since roland garros. Has a 10/9 record on grass as he is a clay court specialist. Gulbis while also having a shite grass record has played 3 warm up matches on grass. It's difficult to adjust from clay to grass. Hoping Goatbis can win us some pennies with his serve and magnificent Eagle forehand.
>>68959511
think you should stick to MLS games, won a nice chunk off your Portland tip
>>68959690
Sorry mate, kept the trip the same as I thought you were filtering that. Thought I'd adopt the name, it's got a better ring to it. :)
>>68959670
Don't know if you'd get more than a tenner on though pmsl. I noticed Bovada had before the last episode Ramsey next to die @6 which was madness
>>68959690
What a strange little man
>>68959652
keeping my fingers crossed for us both
PLEASE Edmund. Kids got huge talent. Massive forehand and serve. Just beat Simon and took a set off Murray which is a massive achievement. Mannarino got through the qualies of Queens and made it to round 3.
Does anyone actually know wtb is for ChArge?
>hershey
literally CANNOT win a bet right now zzzz
>Buxmont Torch score again
KISSING MY MODEL
>>68959803
Coming from you pmsl
Dimitrov is retarded.
>>68959871
>Edmund
Fake Tennis Tipster confirmed
>>68959616
i'm a polymer chemist so it's not my specialty but the way you draw it feels weird to me.
I can maybe see the first step happening under acidic conditions if water is removed somehow. The second would require the adition of hydride, from like NaH or something. Still you that picture doesn't have a charge balance and i'm kinda tipsy atm so dont take my word on any of this
>>68959434
Also i get payed more than all of my friends and relations so i assume it's a nice wage
>>68959941
Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humour =/= strange
hoping someone kept the faith and didn't cash out on Buxmont
>>68959994
did you get amasters?
>>68960053
yeap
>>68960040
paid*
>>68960070
Good lad.
7 winstreak is a TT record for me, so it's probably worth laying my Miami tip kek
Argentina -1 AH worth at least a medium. Messi will be there from the start.
>>68960140
took -1.25 on Miami as well as the -0.25 FH, both medium, sweating a little here
>>68960068
Yes, when studying chemistry in belgium you have about 3 options.
1. you become a chemical engineer and end up working in a bank
2. you get a professional bacherlors degree and become a lab technician
3. you go down the academic route and get a bachelors, masters and than a PhD. Quitting before obtaining the PhD will make you overqualified to become a technician, but underqualified to do anything else, you're basically useless.
>>68960172
just missed an absolute sitter zzzz
What jew sold the rights for the Copa final to fucking Premier Sports?
Have a word with your self you cunt.
SURELY england wont lose to iceland, r-right guys?
>>68960255
>fractional
>>68960255
Why didnt you do Belgium to win in 90 and Eng to qual?
>>68960172
They've taken their foot off since the first goal.
Hope there's a second half collapse desu, the few regulars who are starting today also played yesterday, so will probably tire if not taken off.
>>68960308
because i thought hungary would meme it and it's fucking iceland
>>68960193
>Yes, when studying chemistry in belgium you have about 3 options.
>1. you become a chemical engineer and end up working in a bank
>2. you get a professional bacherlors degree and become a lab technician
>3. you go down the academic route and
im looking to go into stem, i know its different here but I'm assuming the basics of what to study will be similar.
If I do stem, what pathway ensures good employment? I see a lot of people with bachelor in science or stuck in limbo like you mentioned.
Is keeping a good GPA then getting honours or masters a good idea?
Also, how do i keep in contact with companies and create networks
YOU GORGEOUS SHITS
>>68960255
In 90 minutes? They might draw, judging purely off their previous games. The only beat Wales due to a very very lucky last minute goal.
>>68960326
222222222222
>>68960363
>it's fucking iceland
Have you actually watched a single game of the Euros?
>>68960392
>>68960392
>>68960392
FRESHLY BAKED THREAD
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