USA - Colombia pregame
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3rd place match 5PM PDT. Starts in 6 bongs.
>playing for third place
LOL
>>68902971
>in 6 bongs
>not one but two threads
>leave that Colombian boi pussy to me
>america
>good at football
pick one
give me ONE good reason to watch this game
>>68904121
>implying this much
Even I will watch it and I couldn't give two fucks about futbol
>>68904317
I can't bring myself t watch after that dissapointment, much less a third place match
>>68904411
Nah, it's always fun to watch your NT, even if you don't win. Who cares anyway, it's only a game
Remove Cuadrado and Cardona.
>>68903510
Who fucking cares. Hand them the 4th place ticket and call it a day. The real deal is coming up soon.
>>68904121
You can see your fellow narcos chimpout.
>>68903527
When was the last time England got to the semi-final of a major tournament?
THIRD FUCKING PLACE
>3rd place
>no really, you should watch
>it's gonna be good I swear
Nice try America
both teams can win, it's going to be fun
Does anybody has the webm of the goals of the first match between US and Colombia in this cup?
>watching brown latino nations comñete for third place
lel
>>68904677
M-maybe US of A win, it would be a great success.
>>68903527
better than England
>>68904062
>7-0
>>68905051
Not joking, I think it will in terms of the federation the play with. No other concacaf team made to the semis stage, but the US
>>68904121
There is no good reason. If you win, it's meaningless. If you lose, it's an embarrassment. If they played just before the final, I'd watch as an appetizer. But a day before? Have better things to do.
>>68905312
W-well the US had a fucking easy road into semis to be honest. Fucking Ecuador, Paraguay and Costa Rica are Faroe Islands tier.
>>68905418
ayy pu70
>>68905418
eeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh
PU70
>>68903527
Have a point there, mate
Is this sham of a tournament still going on?
Just shut it down South Americucks you have to invite like 4 teams just to make it watchable
>>68906703
>yuro
>>68906393
>Having a chance to place our highest ever in the tournament
>Giving a fuck about it being third place
Smh
>It's an entire American continent tournament episode
>No-one watches it or cares about it
>>68907156
>No one cares about it
What are you butthurt about? U dont like football? Im still watching this snorefest of a show the yuro is.
>>68907156
>Europeans taking their heads out of their asses for long enough to care about anything other than themselves
Yeah. Shocking insight.
>>68907314
>>68907528
It's a shit show tournament that isn't profitable so they invite and host it in America, not even a member of the tournament that is supposed to happen
It's a shit show nothing tournament like the Gold Cup now, just admit it
World Cup hasn't been won by a non-european team since 2002 we can't help it if we're at the top
>>68907832
>we
>>68907832
Its a football tournament in wich you have three world champions playing. Its football. Its a torunament were the best footballers of the world come from. Who gives a fuck about profits?
Europe has 98578675897645 countries, it will be an embarrasment if you wouldnt be dominating, and still, you're not THAT dominant. Oh, and how many trophies have your country won? Right.
>>68908239
Obviously your own federation cares about profits because they're hosting it in America and invite Mexico/USA every time
>muh sacred tournament
>invite jamaica
>>68908591
>invite jamaica
They'll never have a shot a winning, though. It's like inviting England to the Euros.
>>68908591
>Federation
Im no federation. Im an spectator so I dont give a fuck about profits. Yeah, they invite Jamaica, Japan, Mexico, USA and who knows what other team. U have fking NI, Wales, Iceland, Poland, Ucraine, Albania. Top tier teams, lad. And again, what has your country won? Jack shit.
>>68905418
Ecuador is 2nd in the qualifier. Is just they played bad this Cup, also USA played decent that game
>>68908867
>Kiss the rings bitch
Embarrassing
At least our teams have to qualify, you just invite shit tier teams solely for profit purposes
VERRAH NICE tournament you've got there black lad.
>>68909063
>Euro
Only niggers and kebab.
Post Yfw colombia beats the MurriIards 8-0
Man, I fucking swear that if USA wins, burgers won't shut up about it for years.
>>68909404
>burgers won't shut up about it for years
You honestly think that we'd brag about finishing 3rd? The unofficial motto of this country is "If you're not first, you're last". There might be some shitposting but nobody will honestly be proud of 3rd place.
>>68909269
>South America is literally a mix of Spanish shitskins, niggers and whites
Great stuff m8
>>68909404
And what's wrong with that? Let them have it. They deserve it. Colombia didn't play as expected, and the US even got to play for the 3th place when non of us gave even thought about them even beating Ecuador.
>>68909634
So, we are getting close to being the same tournament, only that Copa has better matches, better players, better football, better banting.
yuro, are u even trying?
>>68909404
Nah man its the third place at the copa america. Even people that love soccer barely give a shit.
>>68910049
>better players
>better football
>better """""banting"""""
Just stop
>>68910207
Third place games are usually the GOAT
I remember the 4-3 of Germany vs Uruguay in South Africa
It was way better than the final of Spain against Netherlands
>>68910334
>4-3
More like 2-3
>>68910334
Because no-one gives a shit about the 3rd place playoff
>>68905418
EEEEHHH PU70!!!
This game is going to be so dead.
>>68904636
>major tournament
>major
>tournament
>>68912518
howard will be the starting goalie USA on suicide watch brb getting ready to frogpost
>>68912645
howard is still better than guzan
>>68912645
>>68912727
Great, penalty kick.
>>68912518
It can't be worse than Portugal vs Croatia. Watching grass grow is more exciting than that shit.
>>68912974
No, I think it may be 2 2 or 1 1 to kicks. I gave up on that game, Ron just is not doing shit.
Enough of boring Euro soccer. It's time for el joga bonito.
kek at that MLS handball goal
>>68916495
nycfc / sounders ?
I didn't watch the game
Hello.
>>68905418
ehhhh PU7O
>>68905418
te comiste 7 hijo de puta no tenes derecho a opinar de nada vos y tu seleccion de mierda que por alguna razon se cree que es tier 1 en selecciones.
que cosa linda ver que siempre fracasa tu seleccion de mierda, no hay cosa mas horrible que ver un partido de mexico.
Gritan OLE al minuto 9 cuando van 0-0, no entienden nada del deporte muchachos, y esa cosa tan boluda de gritar EEEE PU70 jaja parecen mogolicos gritando eso a cada rato.
>>68916495
>MLS
you misspelled MLELS m8
COPA GO USA
>>68904532
Says Chile.... Rub it in, pal.
>Orozco
Hsmez Hamez!
HI GUYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkLMSpDJH1A
https://twitter.com/SoundersFC/status/746831371578941440
What the hell was Fernando talking about?
>>68918811
>Bradley is still in.
>Playing for third place is like dancing with your sister
I like this FS1 guy, even if he is a bit of a clown
>>68918811
Get the feeling Gladbach doesn't want Fabian playing
Timmy Howard is playing, fellas
>>68918934
Ah, agendas and sports. I just want to watch one sport without hidden agendas.
>>68919013
He is a better goalie though. He has saved games before.
>still not starting nagbe and pulisic in a meaningless match
>>68919034
It's just a nice gesture. The Starbucks sponsorship is the annoying part
>It's a losers have to fight for the third place episode.
>>68919088
Don't really fit in the 4-4-2 Klinsmann likes
>>68905418
Literally 7 - 0
>>68919115
If only it was mexico vs. USA. Would be poetry.
are the euro matches tomorrow supposed to be better?
>>68919115
What does that make >us, then?
>>68919165
France v Ireland will be.
>>68919165
No way they can be worse than today's.
>>68919198
>France 78% possession
Should be great
>>68919189
Losers but at least we don't have to bear with this indignity of a 3rd place match.
>>68919213
Own goal was great.
this is going to be a literal meme match right?
For the Glory of the Republic!
Need stream link.
>>68919269
I'm guessing 3-1 for the coke dealers.
>>68919324
www. google .com
>>68904121
>>68904411
because it's not every day that Colombia plays in a 3rd place game in any tournament. You act as if it was champion or bust this year. Nigga, you think <we Argentina?
Who /here/ here?
>>68904536
And shoot Fabra
>>68919384
the meme died.
>>68917385
Grosero, bájele un poco. Aquí somos amigo/sp/.
>>68919384
vertigo
>>68919384
Not I, but very cool nonetheless. Enjoy the game desu. Post updates
>>68919384
yeah man have fun hopefully the weather holds up
oh wait it's a fucking domed stadium kys
>>68904964
I agree with you.
It's going to be funier to watch you lose a final for the third time in a row tomorrow
>>68919384
me on the left
>>68919384
fucking empty.
I BELIEVE
>this defense
0-7 incoming brahs
Give me 1 (one) good reason why I should watch this game and not hide this thread
>>68919472
Quite fitting way to end it.
where's the stream?
>>68919472
>Fabra is playing
You got this gringo
>>68919495
Fedora wearing band-wagoners trying to bant over a chance at >our highest Copa finish ever.
>>68919495
Meme game
>>68919538
Have you checked the shitty streams at r/soccerstreams/?
>>68919538
r/soccerstreams
>>68919566
this
they have a good list of streams
and definitely youtube
Is this Bradley's last chance?
>3rd place in meme cup
Literally equivalent to placing 6th in your elementary school field day events.
>>68919556
>>68919566
>>68919578
thanks and sorry for being a lazy faggot
>>68919601
it should be he's been terrible all tournament
YO. OK, TIME 4 DA BITCHES
I
>>68919607
We're in absolutely no position to start calling anything a "meme cup" at this juncture, friend.
>>68919619
I BELIEVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqq9B8WCN7Q
>>68919609
No problem, I am comfy in this you tried trophy thread.
>>68919607
Ironically the highest the mens team has ever been in anything really.
>>68919643
Any tourney where our national team has a chance at a medal is a meme cup. Our country is the most popular meme there is.
>>68918811
>bedoya, bradlel, zardes
lol
Anime o muerte.
>tfw trolling whole tournament just to get a revenge on Colombia
>implying we would actually start Guzan over Tim Howard
how mouch of a fucking genius is Klinnsman. THrowing the tournament so we can humiliate Colombia in a rematch
>>68919691
>Ironically the highest the mens team has ever been in anything really.
Pretty sure we placed 3rd in the first ever WC.
>>68919737
For women.
>>68919615
CHILE MY MAN
>Independence Day Resurgence countdown clock
Why is Fox Sports so shit
alexis lalas is such a fucking nerd
>>68919828
Would you rather have E!SPN all of a sudden spitting the new Ghostbusters and it's horrible marketing ploy every commercial?
There is no saving media. It's done.
>>68919609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Ya164UCME&feature=youtu.be
>>68919827
>those abs and tits
soy semen
>>68919827
MOAR pls
>>68919894
how do you find these?
>>68919915
l*ddit r/soccerstreams
>>68919915
it's probaby on r/soccerstreams
>>68919827
Too skinny tbqh, bro
>losing third place against USA
WENAAAAAAA
>>68905418
ehhhhhhhhhhh PU70
>>68919881
They haven't done that during their Euros. In fact, ESJW's coverage of the Euros have been pretty damn good.
>>68919935
>>68919938
thx m8s
>>68919945
SERGIO?
>>68919945
I was at the Colombia / Chile game man
there was a lot of luv for Colombia every time they were on the ball
first half was fucking awesome
>>68919265
We'll just bear the indignity of getting eliminated by the fucking burgers, then.
This game will have more goals then all three euro games combined
Ya para que hijueputas juegan bien
Ya para que hijueputas
Outlaws in full force tonight
Fuck Selin and Fuck Preciosas
Canal 13 la puta que te parió
>>68919982
pls don't post fatties
>>68920057
>fatties
YO, I HOPE USA WINS, I CAN'T STAND NIGGAS LIKE BACCA WINNING ANYTHING. YE, MUTHAFUCKA...
>>68919982
>>68919827
Damnit senpai i cant fap right now
Where the fugg is everyone?
THE CUP IS ALMOST OVER
>>68920106
more importantly, where are the memes?
>>68920116
tomorrow fampai
>>68919982
>dat fat fucking cow
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68920106
Rush Hour is on comedy central, I'm not missing that just so we can finish 4th
meme games desu
>>68920116
memes are a perma-bannable offense on /sp/ now
>>68920120
>>68920120
Lets get it over with.
>>68920125
I can't wait that long
Who /freedom/ here?
umm what channel is this match on in USA? besides Univision? FS1 is showing NASCAR and FOX showing baseball.
Colombia's anthem is literally carnival music.
>no official match thread yet
nobody gives a shit about this match?
>>68920129
I'd mount that cow 2bh.
>>68920125
>Puerto Rico has its own flag
Where's my Florida flag
USA USA USA USA
Let's make the /WALL/
No third world countries allowed here
>>68905418
>PU70
>Banter
>sped up US anthem
dafuq
>>68920155
technicalities
also https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan
>>68920049
Selina had 10/10 aesthetics tho
>Gay flag
ROLFMAOING @ Burgers
>>68920129
>not drinking milk directly from the udder
low test
what fucking channel is this on my burgers
Can we possibly beat Columbia?
>>68920150
Pregame threads that still have hundreds of bumps left might as well be general match threads.
>>68920197
FX for some reason
>>68904677
can't be any worse than the semen-slurping day of euroball we had today
>>68920113
Summer is almost over.
2016 is literally almost over.
>>68920184
Hurrem is 10/10 tier.
Who is /a/ here?
Wait Howard was on the squad for the cup all along? Why the fuck didn't he play from the start. Guzan was fucking shit.
>But anon, Guzano the ladybug was good!!
No he wasn't you fucking casual, watch more games.
>not using the 3rd place game to experiment with the lineup
EE UU VA A GANAR
confirmado por dubs
I think Bradley is good
>Based Howard
I thought he retired... where the fuck was he this whole cup?
>>68920217
>how do you images cropped f a m?
>university of Phoenix stadium
Why . Jpg
>>68920224
Howard is old and washed up. Lost the starting job at Everton and is now in the MLS. He's literal shit at this point. This is a courtesy start, I think this is his last tournament, don't see how he makes the WC roster.
>>68920253
>patriots/seahawks super bowl
>boise state oklahoma college football
i feel a meme magic in the air here
Well we have 115 minutes to get 1 shot on goal to be officially better than Euros
>>68920222
Oh hai! I like America! Do you like America too?
>>68920217
SO bad that the cameras pan down do to the low attendance.
>>68920222
in cognito.
it's been 3 years since my last trip to burgerland, where should I go?
>>68920199
Its Culombia bro
Culo=ass
>>68920253
The worst, ugliest stadium from all the ones used for this year's Copa is light years better than those that any of the Sudaca countries (except Brazil) use as their national teams stadium.
Good luck yankis. I'd be fun if you won, to joke more on mexicans and because it might make the sport more popular there
>>68920292
Eh, go to florida.
>>68920186
>>68920217
Ah yes, ye olde stars 'n stripes
>these fox commentators
absolutely disgusting
>wood
do you get a bronze medal for winning the 3rd place game? if not, what's the point?
Why the fuck is Orozco playing?
Why is he even in this team?
>>68920222
czeched
>>68920337
honor and national pride
>>68920292
NYC should be everyone's first Burger trip
then Utah or Yellowstone National Park
>>68920292
Cleveland
>>68920303
It's not about how nice the stadium is it's about the atmosphere and Santiagos stadium last year had more passion than anything that could ever happen with all these plastic fans in the US
>>68910049
>banting
LMAO. god I wish I was european right now. I hate you spanish niggers.
>>68920350
the atmosphere for this tournament has been excellent, stop being such a brazilaboo
>Chimping out for the 3rd place
>>68920350
Fuck off, Pu7o
>>68920337
The difference between third and fourth is a couple million dollars since the prize pool to be split among all teams is somewhere along $150 million
JJ you so crayzy
>>68920263
Everyone on that everton team should have been put on the bench though. They were trash
Oh shit if we were staying in the pregame, i would just delete the other.
>>68919384
Was gonna drive from San Diego but plans changed
Is it just me or does the field seem narrower than usual?
>>68910242
>>better players
>>better football
but that is a fact
watch today's game and tell me yuros is good
stream
stream
stream
>>68920350
Passion doesn't sell tickets at $250 a piece for the worst seats anon, big luxurious American stadiums where established middle class Hispanics live who don't get a chance to see their nations teams play in person do.
>Third place match
LAUGHING OUT LOUD
EEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>68920402
PU70
>>68909722
>3th
My fucking sides
>>68920324
Dellacamera sucks. Stu holden is pretty good though 2 bee onist
>>68920400
Glendale had like 80,000 people at the uruguay mexico game
>>68920402
EEEEEEHHHHHHHHH PU70
>>68920397
i gotchu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Ya164UCME&feature=youtu.be
>>68920402
>7-0
LAUGHING OUT LOUD
>>68920402
remind me again where Mexico is in the tournament?
>>68920402
EHH PU70
stay poor and corrupt, José
>>68920400
Fuck economics you are the reason this sport is turning to shit. Take the 250 and shove it up your asshole.
What channel is this on? I don't want to watch the spic version
>>68920253
>implying
this is the best stadium on SA soil, and it's not even brazuca.
Too bad it's a total waste of infrestructure for a league/NT that doesn't deserves it.
>>68920222
Reporting
>>68920402
>(You)
>Zardes
>>68920416
you now remember when Stu Holden was literally the best midfielder in the Prem with Bolton until Johnny Evans destroyed his knee on a dirty tackle.
he could have been GOAT
>>68920402
>his country lost 7-0 to CHI CHI
>kek.exe
>Mexico is so shit they can't even play for third place AND they are keeping their manager that got blown the fuck out in their worst competitive loss in history.
Absolutely cucked
>zardlele
What are you guys getting into tonight?
>>68920432
He's the champion of the CONCACAF. Be a little more respectful.
>>68920452
woops, forgot pic
Y las velas papi?
>zardes first touch takes him all the way back into his own half
>>68920292
Cleveland or anywhere that's not an overpriced place like NY, FL, CA
>>68920484
lol definitely not that pussy ass keyboard
Are we watching this, and if so why
Who should I bet on, /sp/?
I haven't seen a single game from this cup. I'm thinking about betting on Colombia, but I want the US to win.
>Messy Zardass
where are you, colombros? Are you giving a shit about this match?
>depsey
>>68920318
Already been there.
I've been to:Las vegas, miami and NY.
>>68920348
I've been thinking around the great lakes area. Is it worth it?
>>68920349
What can I do in Cleveland?
>>68920484
I'm having some cookies with chocolate milk
>>68920437
You're right anon, fuck economics. Let's start giving equal viewership, advertisement, and pay to the women's teams. Fuck it's, let's do a 4 year annual FIFA ALL GENDER WORLD CUP where the winners for both genders play.
>>68920452
Not sure what you're saying
Is this stadium better than every stadium in South America?
Or what?
>Losing the ball
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68920292
Chicago cuz it's p fun for tourists
Upper midwest or pacific northwest if you're outdoorsy
I thought Howard fucking retired?
>the absolute state of our passing
>>68920484
>removed the timestamp
I was there and saw the original Hguy.
TIMMY HOWARD
Timmy fucking Howard.
seriously, why the fuck is zardes on this team, he is trash
>how to collapse your attack in three easy steps: a book by the USMNT forwards
>HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ HAMEZ
>>68920492
Kek
>Colombia
Guzan lets that in T.B.h.
>>68920484
>not doing pot
Absolutely disgusting.
TEEM HOWARR
>A shot on goal before 115th minute
We did it boys
>>68920528
>What can I do in Cleveland?
Eat shit, apparently
TIMMAY
DIRTY SPRITE IN THE STYROFOAM
>>68920565
kek
>I'll hoof it right at the keeper from our side of the field, that should work
>>68920489
Oh
That's what you meant
>>68920528
great lakes are a meme, las vegas is close to the great west but not really a Famous National Park so that should be next on your list
>>68920531
it's in Glendale
I'd rather be in el salvador than suburban Phoenix
>>68920489
That's an architect's rendering. It always looks 10 times worse in real life
>12 minutes
>Already more shots on target than the whole Portugal-Croatia game
>>68920584
USA
>>68920565
Ayy
>>68920584
I BELIEVE
>>68920584
USA
>>68920582
Bobby Wood is going to be amazing for us. he just needs to work on his longer range shots
You go to take a piss and see this
What do you do?
>>68920584
MAGA
>>68920531
sorry bud, wrong quote.
It was meant for this guy >>68920303
>clases_de_sitar.jpeg
>inb4 wena nido
>>68920587
yuros will never know this FUN
>>68920565
grats
Dont meme me lads im dutch visiting disenyland for summer.
Ok wouldnt it be more beneficial to football for the winner of a Coper America to get a spot in the Euros? Instead of doing 24 team format eith meme teams like iceland/croatia/albania?
>if Messi loses tomorrow there is a good chance that Penaldo wins the ballon d'or
it ends now.jpg
>>68920528
Go to Jackson Hole , Wyoming
Literally God's country
>>68920584
dont wanna risk it
>>68920613
Fascinating
>>68920552
how can you euros stay awake so much?
Should I support Stoke next season for Cameron and Shakira?
>>68920584
PLEASE DO.
>>68920587
>yuropoors will still claim copa is worse than the euros
Sad!
>>68920547
Hamez hamez
>COPA leet!
>Euro trash
Im not seeing how these plays inside the box are offside
they all looked clumped together
>>68920613
Take piss
>>68920292
Seconding Utah and Chicago
I really love NOLA too but it feels a bit unsafe a lot of the time
>dumpsey
>>68920584
FIGHT
>>68920613
i check my repeating digits
>>68920611
>potential
He's 38 years old
>>68920623
no, you're an idiot
>American finishing
>DERPSEY
Can someone get me a stream?
bedoya and yedlin are the future boys
DEMPSEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>jones receives ball in midfield
>doesn't pass backwards
>turns and beats two defenders and passes to forward
yeah, we missed him a lil bit against argentina
>>68920573
SPEND A DAY TO GET MY MIND BLOWN
>>68920668
check rojadirecta
>Dempsey
>>68920623
I dunno if we keep pushing the players to play big tournaments it's gonna be another "european teams will simply field their B Teams" situation again
>>68920584
Sure...
>>68920657
Wood is 23, dipshit.
>>68920657
lol wat he's 23
Man if US scores first I'm gonna flip out
>>68920584
Rape those fucking negros. They are a bunch of subhumans who ruin everything they touch.
woah usa actually being offensive
what do we think of the klinsmann
>>68920584
USA wins
Who /Paige/ here?
>>68920623
The winner of the euros should get a spot in the COPA
>>68920584
>>68920669
Bedoya is 29
>>68920697
0-2 teaser game
4-0
1-0
2-1
blown the fuck out
>>68920669
Bedoya is completely shit
Reminder if Argentina wins they are pushing to have them play against the winner of the Euros and in the confederations cup just so Messi makes them more money
>>68920704
usmnt's shortcomings are due to the players not the coach, then again, klinsmann constantly starts chandler and zardes, so its on him too I guess
>>68920707
Gross
Why did that dirty Colombian kick out.
Is this a southamerican thing, being dirty little cunts?
>>68920623
watch for alligators
ZUSI THE SUPER SUB WITH A SCREAMER FROM LIKE THIRTY YARDS OUT SCREENCAP THIS
>>68920736
anaheim can be dangerous, seconding this
>>68920489
You are all over the fucking place negro. Git your shit together before posting.
>>68920632
i fell asleep during Croatia-Portugal halftime and now watching this game
>>68920731
Yeah, it it. Just watch Uruguay.
>this passing
>>68920704
only good part of your NT, unsurprisingly also the only European part
>>68920745
SAN ZUSI
>>68920727
The players are better than Guatemala and Panama, yet we can't play better than them in games that actually count
anyone else dislike bradley and dempsey?
>>68920668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Ya164UCME&feature=youtu.be
>>68920421
Don't know if you're agreeing with me or you're a retard who doesn't realize 80,000 is nearly selling out a stadium or even over selling.
>>68920707
Fuck off back to /asp/
>>68920757
>dutch
I guess you guys would know shit teams when you see them.
Who #comfy here?
>>68920629
I could get my meme shirt nice
>>68920579
So yellowstone is best NP? I thought it was a meme NP.
I accept shooting range suggestions too. Where can I go to fire some big guns?
>>68920778
bradley, dempsey and jones are the only reason we can actually compete in some games
>Cristian Zapato
Tim Howard is the future las'
>>68920783
Much better, thanks. Who are we rooting for?
>>68920778
Yes, but I dislike our other options more
>Zardes is still on the field
>>68920799
I would be comfy if it wasn't so fucking cold
>>68920778
Dempsey is great but Bradley has been shit for a while now
>>68920786
literally: get preggers, apply for wic, get wic, get free similac / enfamil, bring it to the pulga, sell it a few bucks below cost, buy the tickets
here comes dat boi!
>>68920807
Yellowstone is okay. Yosemite or Denali are my favorite I've been
>already getting carded
for fucks sake
>>68920704
surprised you didnt sack the shit already
was just the Trophycoach (Löw was the man behind the tactics even then) during WC2006 and crashed even with Buyern in the fucking Buyernleague back in 2009
>>68920796
yep. and most shit parts in our shit team aren't even european
USA playing Murderball in 3rd place match kek
When the fk did America start playing so fucking dirty??
Based Howard
>>68920879
We should be playing murderball in every match. It's just about the only thing we aren't terrible at.
>>68920865
o shit waddup!
>>68920879
where was this against argentina
>>68920879
there are no guns on the field, sir
>another match to remember us how much we suck
>>68920820
for FREEDUM
>>68920879
we're playing murderball?
spotted the colombian expat. you gotta go back
>>68920856
He should have gone to Hull City or Norwich or some other PL bottom feeder/Championship club.
Leaving Roma was the end of his international relevance
>these univision commentators
Just have an orgy already damn
>>68920807
Go to Vegas to shoot big guns. Non meme goat NP is Yosemite, or one of the giant sequoia areas nearby, or a bunch of stunners in Utah. Death Valley or Joshua tree if you like the desert.
>bradley ded
USA WINS
>Howard as goalie
is Guzan ded?
>>68920891
Always.
>>68920807
hi, /k/ here.
pretty much any tourist city (in a free state) will have one or two tourist-y shooting ranges where you can rent guns. i actually went to one outside las vegas and got to put a few rounds through a .50 cal rifle (forgot the name tho).
get up you pussy
>>68920905
ought to be desu
Senpai
HAHA TIME FOR JEWISH CENTER BACKS
>>68920726
yes, the confecup always has, among others, the winners of the eurocup and the copa memerica, whether it's messi or not. It's a requisite to be invited
The comebol euro vs meme game is nothing but a proposition so far
>>68920807
Glacier NP is also good
Who /Tracer/ here?
A C L
C
L
>>68920919
why are you watching that shit?
>>68920891
sauce pls mr nippon
>Bradley still exist
Who in the right mind sees him and decides to keep him on the field
>>68920941
>women
Dempsey's been shit this game 2bh.
Pulicic when
when will this "hoof it up to our one guy upfield" strategy end
>puto
fucking chicanos
Y las velas papi?
>>68907832
>we
Not you England, not you...
>>68920961
worst girl
>>68920979
this has been our strategy for decades, isn't changing now m8
>>68920979
It's not our strategy. It's all we can do
>>68920979
when the klannsmen meme is over
>take Pulisic, Darlington Nagbe and Perry Kitchen to tournament
>don't even play them in a meaningless 3rd place match
fuck Klinsmann
>USA learned the murderball ways of CONMEBOL
>Colombia responds chimping out as usual
>someone get rekt
>someone get into the field letting american "security" exposed again
I want to believe
>>68920966
He's this generations Reyna. Kept around way longer than he should have been because he's captain
>>68921005
Hoofball has been our main tactic long before Klinsmann.
>>68920917
See this is the problem
Idiotic Yuroboos saw Bradley on a team like Roma and thought he'd was the savior and shit on him when he turned out not to be it
Never mind the fact he was pretty bad at Roma and lucky he got the move that he did
He'd already failed in the EPL btw
He's better than /sp/ opinion on him but if you're relying on him it's not a good sign
>>68921005
Klinsmann*
>>68921005
You know nothing faggot.
If we had a midfielder capable of handling press and making a pass, I'm sure we'd try something different
Anyone else watching Cops right now and see that spic on a motorcycle crash into that truck?
>puliGOD not playing
Dropped
>>68921030
Shut the fuck up. Reyna is literally unironically the best US soccer player of all time.
>A shot on goal
Already doing better than the Argentina game
>>68920912
at least you have all those ridiculously hot /culo/mbianas
>USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA >USA
TU TRANQUILO
>murkika
fuggg
yedlin is pretty decent. isn't he the MLSfag who got sold to some englel team?
>Zardes literally passing it to columbia
>>68921068
Well, that didn't last long.
>>68921007
No clue why Kitchen's here
Wasn't that good in MLs but somehow going to a worse league made him better
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
South American football is so pretty.
this semen slurping sport never interested me anyway
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>americucks
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reeeee anta Baka
You know what is most disgraceful that playing a match for the third place? Losing it. LOL
BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA
Howard shit positioning desu
And good night. see you tomorrow
Sorry, guys
I feel dead inside =(((((((((((((((((((((
Baka desu
Amerifats on suicide watch
Keep being trash, US. Fuck Klinsmann for starting the same old shitters. Youth movement when.
>AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS >AMERIKEKS
have to admit that was pretty
why is james leaving real?
b-bacca!
>BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA
That was all on Howard
Where the fuck is based Guzan?
COCAINESMUGGLER WINS
US BORDERPATROL BTFO
cuadrado alfin decidio jugar bien?
>>68920961
best girl
this is their first goal since the Costa Rica game, right?
We are so fucking bad : (
At least you have 4th place. That's something right?
at least all the chicanos who jumped onto the USA bandwaggon after siete a cero commit suicide tonight
>Actually watching this
See you guys tomorrow. Money on Argentina
>>68921061
He was kept around two years too long. Or did you forget his performance against Ghana in the World Cup.
>>68921171
Leni is best Loud
>>68921140
Zidane dont rly like him
>>68921178
Same
BAKA
A
K
A
>>68921171
>4th place
lol who cares
>>68921153
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/german-nudists-outraged-at-new-rules-ordering-them-to-wear-swimwear-as-refugee-shelter-arrives-on-a7096001.html
Fuck off
>>68921187
Take that back
>>68921171
>>68921187
WRONG, Luan is the best loud
>>68921140
Zidane thinks he's shit so he benchs him, and James wants to be on the main team.
>>68920965
how feminine do you want your penis f@m?
miss me?
>>68920931
good to know
>>68920867
>>68920921
>>68920958
Going to check'em out.
also dubs
STOP LONGBALLING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68920120
>>68920120
>>68920120
new thread after this one goes super nova
>>68921188
>zidane coaches real
holy shit i'm out of the loop
thanks
>>68921204
THE CALIPHATE BEGINS IN GERMANY
REMOVE MERKEL
>>68921218
Man Howard is shit.
Bring back Guzan.
Ok, so if USA doesn't lose by 4 goals is still a victory for them, right?
>>68921156
Nah, es sólo que Usa es una puta mierda.
>>68921214
Slender and 4-5 inches would be plenty
>bradley gets the ball
>holds it for 3 seconds then passes backwards
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>USA STRIKERS
>>68921247
Kek
Nice strikers tho
>>68921247
usawins1-1.jpg
Shoot the fucking ball Wood.
>Bedoya hindering his teammate
KEK
>>68917385
>>68917385
>that image
oh lol
>>68904964
Argentians are so cute. They actually think they are white.
>>68920919
CHI
>>68903510
what race is bobby wood
