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RIP to my nigga Ibaka
Really makes you think.
it's lit senpai
and neither of them threw their jerseys on the group either!
MVP Edition
>>68874228
Blacked!
Go spurs
>Shitcongo Bulce
>Go spurs
>>68874242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aOK9xUkAMg
>>68874228
She looks very uncomfortable
>b-b-but kevin isn't clutch
>>68874241
*on the ground
>Demetrius Jackson, Skal Labissiere, Deyonta Davis, Ben Bentil, Dejounte Murray all fell
Literally why?
>>68874269
She was staring at Ibaka's dick. He was behind the camera getting it ready for the shoot.
>>68874261
>He actually thinks the Bulls are going to be worse
>No more Knee-Rose watching from the sidelines and when he does play shooting 30% and dribbling the ball off his feet
It's no coincidence the closest thing Rose had to a healthy season in 5 years the team misses the playoffs and is the worst its ever been.
W-We're getting Durant and Horford and e-everything will be just fine, don't worry, in D-Danny we t-t-trust.
>Tom Orsborn: Dejounte Murray said he talked to Pop for 10 minutes tonight. “He told me they want to turn me into a great player like they did Kawhi.” #Spurs
it's ogre just give >us the damn rings already
>>68874225
I'm upset about Thon (I know he's not Euro but still foreign) but that kid from Virginia has me hyped as fuck personally.
>>68874311
Yeah I'm sure Jose Calderon will be so much better.
this guy
>>68874298
>raps passed up skal twice
>>68874322
Autistic faggot?
>>68874279
>>68874228
BLACKED you say?
>>68874326
Spoiler: Calderon was one of the 33 qualified PGs that was better than Rose last year. And he won't even be starting.
>>68874341
forgot the most recent one senpai but thats okay, i know burgers are retarded
>>68874338
squad full of autistic faggots outweaving the league yes please
>>68874273
>3-1
>>68874341
>doesn't show this year's playoffs
>>68874312
>two of the players you got in the 2nd are better than your first rounders
Kek
Why do grandpas act like the 90s were tougher when zones were illegal?
>>68874346
Racist with no black women.. Another Uncle Tom
>>68874346
YOUNG GOD GONNA LAY THE PIPE
Kate Upton was made for Black Cock, what;s the anger about?
>>68874392
I don't know man.
I'd like to see MJ get triple teamed and fall flat on his face as his shit is stuffed.
>>68874392
>when zones were illegal
>he actually believes this
Go watch the Bulls/Jazz finals again. They were "illegal" in the way traveling is "illegal" today. It might be in the rules, but no one called it. Also having to be grappled, arm-locked, shoved while you try and play offense as the norm is 100x harder than anything players today can imagine.
Just look at Curry. They let the Cavs played a watered down version of 90's defense in a couple of games and he goes from UNTOUCHABLE GOAT PLAYER to chump that can't do anything.
>>68874377
5 rings
Knick fans are losing their mind over the D Rose trade. This nigga's ligaments are made out of raw penne.
Enjoy your damaged goods.
>>68874417
Jordan got triple teamed every time he touched the ball until Scottie came casual.
>>68874263
Go spurs
>>68874298
>all were chosen after players who rode the bench in europe
What the fuck.
>>68874431
>2fmvps
>Shaq
>>68874415
Niggas hatin on BTC, black thunder cock .
>>68874428
>implying it wasn't called
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM_eCnTNt1Q
>>68874445
weren't triple teams illegal during his time? I thought you had to guard man to man pre 2000s
>>68874392
You couldn't double team off ball either. Which is a big deal because it is how all modern defenses work. If LeGod had MJ's rules to work with, he literally couldn't be stopped.
>>68874346
>tfw you will never be a hot slut partying it up on a yacht with athletes
>>68874445
Only when he entered the paint.
You couldn't touch him on the perimeter without committing a foul.
Now you can triple team on the 3 line.
>>68874448
Riding the bench in a real grown up professional league >>>>>> chucking up shots whenever you want against future insurance salesmen
>>68874279
>JR with the cock block on Jefferson
>>68874468
>showing basically a rulebook video
I can show an example of a travel actually being called today. That doesn't change the fact that Westbrook, Harden, Lebron, Rose, and even Corey Brewer get away with almost constantly.
>>68874470
Only once you entered the painted area.
People were allowed to camp there but outside of it you could get called.
That's why the Jordan Rules were still something "new" and controversial.
>>68874346
>all those sluts gravitating around Kyrie trying to get pregnant
lmao
>imagine if you couldnt' touch MJ today
This wasn't even always a foul call at all. If someone did this to Lebron or Curry today they'd get thrown out right away.
Jordan would accidentally average 40 today with the horrendous defenders and super star coddling now.
>>68874425
>already wearing team gear
Lmao, John Wall tier bust.
>>68874494
>>68874470
wrong, you could triple team anywhere you wanted as long as you were perceived as "pursuing the player". And since that's pretty ambiguous, defenses got away with it all the time.
>Rose dropping an F-Bomb in a press conference
>>68874476
>Now you can triple team on the 3 line.
>Implying that's a good thing
When was the last time anyone did this? No one triples on the 3-pt line because it's a retarded strategy, even against bad teams.
>>68874525
he doesn't look too content with being a knick lol
>>68874473
yeah im so tired of hearing this fucking "lebron couldnt play back then" shit. LeBron is the most athletically gifted athlete maybe ever, as if people could stop him from scoring in the paint because they grab his arm. Imagine how badly he'd punish people on defense too.
>>68874428
go watch the jordan rules and see how the pistons had to run a weird as fuck defense to have a chance of guarding jordan because you can't stop people from getting the ball by double teaming off the ball or being in certain positions to easily guard someone.
>>68874502
>implying that wasn't called a foul
>implying the pistons weren't fined up the ass because of fouls
>>68874502
all of my
>implying
Watch vids or le amazing MJ games, nigga was literally getting mid-range catch-and-shoots.
Defenses were terrible back then
https://youtu.be/tsRu0x_bQeY for example
>>68874502
playing dirty works both ways. mj benefitted from it as well. in the end, GOATs adapt to rules.
>>68874541
>"Weird as fuck defense"
Yeah, it was called rotating as soon as he caught the ball and beating the shit out of him.
>>68874502
>This wasn't even always a foul call at all
shut the fuckup because yes it was and they even got fined for that shit, they said so on the espn 30 for 30 of the bad boy pistons
>>68874468
Modern players would destroy older players since they've had to deal with Zones their whole career. Imagine LeGod with 90s defensively schemes. There is literally no one in the league big and fast enough to guard him 1on1. It would be child's play for him to pick old style defenses apart to easily score and assist.
>Cowherd: "The Indiana Pacers are now the #2 team in the East."
Thoughts?
>>68874554
>post a video that shows vastly better defensive play than today just getting beat by Jordan being Jordan
>gets hammered on some of those with no calls
>calls it weak defense
Lol fuck Jordan would LOVE to go against the likes of James Harden stand around watching and DeRozen getting confused by pump fakes 20-ft from the rim like today.
Who is your team's meme player?
Ours is Jimmy Butler
>>68874468
This is also why meme ball has picked up. Not only can you not defend against a jump shooter, since everything else is much easier to defend, it makes sense just to rise up over the defense and shoot 3s.
>>68874574
no, they had to guard their man at a perfect distance to be able to quickly double and triple team jordan to get the ball out of his hands.
>>68874538
>he doesn't look too content with being a knick
to be fair nobody has looked content playing for the knicks in over a decade
>>68874614
It's not hard for them to do that desu. Raps are too weak to keep PG13 from raping them.
>>68874614
They'll be lucky to be better than last season. Thad isn't a game changer and Hill for Teague is a lateral move at best.
derrick rose is a red herring
the knicks are going to sign lebron, cp3 and wade next year
lebron won one for da land and now wants to win one for da mecca
it's the ultimate legacy play
>>68874593
>thinks Jordan was the only one they did that to
Did you watch the documentary? They got away with murder and occasionally got "fined". No bans, no having to sit out a game. They literally had guys like John Salley whose sole purpose was to beat the fuck out of (and by Salley's own admission) INJURE the star players of other teams while soaking up meaningless fouls because he was a bench player like a hockey goon.
The League is so much more obsessed about protecting its players now. You could not get away with that today.
>>68874614
They're right.
>>68874554
>Rose: I maybe invovled in recruiting free agents this summer
What??!!?
Where was this attitude when we tried to recruit Melo?
>>68874644
Canada, you truly are stupid or terrible at trolling
>>68874644
>implying Lebron won't change teams every year just to win them a ring. Lebron is about to have 6 rings on 5 different teams.
>>68874593
Fined, not suspended to give LeGawd a break. :^)
>>68874650
Imagine LeGod being able to pay physical defense. DPotY every year.
>>68874616
>vastly better defensive plays
jesus fuck, how clueless are you, look at the shots he's getting.
Kyrie could've put 60 on that D too
LeBron would average 40 on 65% on that kind of defenses
>A good defense is a violent one
is there a free agent that the lakers could realistically attract that makes them better?
this month I learned Lebron is a big mandrama fan
>>68874614
>#2 team in the east
That's like winning the special olympics
>>68874593
>"fined" for practically tearing peoples arms off, including the league's superstars
>Draymond Green gets suspended because Lebron walks over him
lol yeah, so much tougher today.
>Derrick Rose at his press conference "“I hope I will be able to play the rest of my career here.”
It's over.
>>68874425
That's a dodgers hat. Why does he wear it
>Trevor Ariza and Patrick Beverley for Nerlens Noel
Why haven't the teams done it? It makes sense for both sides
>>68874689
>>68874699
Rose
Klay
Melo
Porzingis
Howard
>https://vine.co/v/5uaPUVqaJjg
lmao
>>68874681
>Leflop
>defense
wew lads
does anyone have a webm of lebrons block on iggy?
>>68874682
>Weak players today being able to get shots up with people hanging over you
Kyrie gets to the line if a defender steps within 3 feet of him. please don't compare the babby league today to that shit.
>>68874689
Everyone loves mandrama.
WOO
I dont get the point of the Bulls
Do they want to be a middling team that constantly goes out in the first round in order to get middle round picks?
>saying no to this
>>68874346
if those women aren't paid escorts/models whatever they call them these days, what are they actually doing there?
what is their end goal?
sure you could find one of them waiting for her opportunity to snatch up a rich basketball player, but not EVERY single one of them.
is this another situation where the response can be boiled down to "women are a meme"?
>>68874616
you realize how easy it was for jordan to just go 1 on 1? they just had jordan on one side and the other 4 guys on the other, they couldn't rotate over to jordan until jordan got the ball, leaving him in a 1 on 1 situation that someone like lebron james would fucking salivate at.
>>68874468
>that play of stockton trying to guard isiah thomas alone
Lakers?
>le horde picks meme
Ainge fired when
>>68874718
LeGod is just playing the rules how they are. He's able to adapt to anything.
I always genuinely forget that the Brooklyn Nets exist
>>68874737
literally making stuff up
>>68874762
So TWolves trading Rubio for Payton?
TWolves say no for sure
>They sleeping on SPC senpai
oh wow and i thought that the bombston reaction to last night's draft was hilarious
>>68874765
>what is their end goal?
Getting the dick and using the inevitable baby to blackmail Kyrie out of all his money. The same thing happened to Shawn Kemp and he's got 9 kids to pay alimony to with different moms.
But we at BTC practice safe sex, carry our own condoms, and test them thoroughly before being used as to make sure foul play did not take place.
>>68874829
Kings fans have no expectations though. They just want to not be a complete sack of shit.
Celtics fans legit thought they were getting multiple superstars for their 8 picks in a shitty draft.
>>68874765
Have fun/sex with a nba champion
2k17 is gonna suck with no Kobe on the Lakeys...
>>68874783
ive deciphered what they said here
>Curry - Why you coming at me you got a problem?
>LeBron - You mad?
>Curry - No
>LeBron - Ok cause you sound mad
>>68874839
You also go with not just friends, but some teammates to corroborate a story and to get each other's backs. It's going the extra mile to win a championship.
how long until the wizards gm is fired
>>68874788
>mfw NBA is officially /asp/ tier
>>68874858
i love this, lebron doesnt even look at him for so long
>>68874849
..all of them? you know women, i'm convinced some of them are only there because "it's lit af" without an actual end goal. they're brainless regardless of IQ
>>68874883
Are you implying there's anything wrong with partying for fun?
Conley/Gary Payton
Harden/Gordon
Batum//Wiltjer
Noel/Zhou
Capela/Onuaku
Well?
>>68874346
Those are some pretty ugly women
Reminder that if you weren't alive to see all of your favorite team's championships, you are a bandwagoning fuck that needs to stop watching basketball
>>68874910
literally what team is that supposed to be
>>68874908
dude partying for fun lmao
what are you 15? what mature 20+ woman that isn't an escort or a getting-pregnant-with-a-celebrity-attemptress goes on random parties with NBA basketballers?
>>68874922
What if my team never won a championship?
>every celtics fan born aftert the 50's is a bandwagon
k
>>68874922
Here's your (You)
>>68874942
so cynical brale
>>68874894
>AHHHH SAVE ME IGGY!
>>68874942
This is the USA lad, women party until their mid 30's
>>68874942
>dude fun lmao
you really can't see what's wrong with your attitude or am I being b8ed?
>>68874944
The Celtics won in 08 doofus
Who is the Ronaldo of the NBA?
>>68874765
Lots of women want to have fun and enjoy an expensive lifestyle, if you have money all kinds of women will do that especially down here in Miami, super hot bitches
>>68874975
>to see all of your favorite team's championships
>>68874944
>he wasn't there for the '57 chip
>>68874942
Is there anything wrong with a sexual platonic love?
>Croatia mad that people over 15 don't have to work 16 hours a day to afford bread
lmao
>>68874969
what a shithole lmao
enjoy your freedomz.
>>68874971
what's wrong with my attitude?
can you explain to me how is that webm depicting an acceptable occurence, given they're not escorts or random local sluts that live to be seen
Man it must be a shock suddenly being in the NBA after growing up idolizing other NBA players...I envy the rookies.
I think about what a nigga didn't have
And a nigga told a joke and the bitches didn't laugh...
I guess he is living the life lads
>>68874894
still cant believe this. he was a solid 3 meters away from iggy, he was at least twice as far from where iggy lifted off. how the fuck did he do that? how is he that fast, that athletic, at 6'8 260lb?
>>68875011
fuck's wrong with your moral rigidity you internet crusader, bro
>>68874346
Kyrie DA GAWD
>>68874987
this image shows why russell's 11 ships are overrated. hes the only black guy on his whole fucking team
>you know realise Joel Embiid still hasn't played a game
>>68874979
The current NBA doesn't have any openly gay players so it's hard to make a comparison
>>68875040
Unbiased opinion please
http://www.strawpoll.me/10578573
>they didn't make a trade so they're draft night losers, even if they had a great draft
>>68875040
literally filming a blacked DVD bruh.
Thats the life
>>68875064
He'll explode once he steps on the court
>>68874990
I'm literally becoming this image.
>>68875040
Where is this Florida?
BLACKED video when?
>>68874990
THEY SHOULDA NEVA GAVE YOU THAT PIC!
http://shop.wwe.com/ultimate-warrior-vintage-t-shirt/W11782.html?dwvar_W11782_color=Black#start=1
>Selling Cav colored Ultimate Warrior shirts
I don't know how to feel about this
>>68875021
Image this guy's face when he found out he was out of Orlando and getting to play with KD and Westbrook for a championship team.
I would cream myself.
>>68875011
Could you please explain to me what's wrong with partying for the sake of partying?
>>68875042
He has manlet proportions in the sense that his legs and arms are proportional to his overall build. Nothing is too long or short to hamper his movements. Dude struck the holy grail of genetics.
>tfw someone will sign hibbert to a contract eventually
>>68875068
honestly, curry. didnt have a great series, no, but hes the better shooter, almost as good handles, almost as good around the rim, and the better passer. they both suck at defense. i know /nba/ likes to live in the moment, but curry to me is still the best PG in the nba. i have him below players like bron, kawhi, durant, because hes not a two way player like them, but its hard for me to put kyrie or chuckbrook above curry given that their defense is just as bad and they can't shoot nearly as well as him.
Any other Bulce fan excited for Valentine? I've been watching him for years being from a Big Ten School. I think he can become a great #2 player
i wanted lebron to win one for da land but now i want steph to come home to charlotte and play. he is so unlikable on the warriors and people here in north carolina are starting to hate him
>>68874922
>eventually no teams will be allowed to have fans
>>68875150
I think Kyrie is the better scorer and defender.
But Curry is the better player.
It's really hard to still call him the best in the league after the disappearing act he's put two years in a row
>>68875166
>Brandon Roy Knees
>>68875143
B L A Z E R S
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>>68875128
Forgot pic.
This dude straight up dissing Orlando and calling OKC the best fans on earth. Lmao.
Translation:Bye faggots, I'm about to make it big bitches. Hahaha #HomosexualityIsASin
>>68875176
The Hornets are eternal
>>68875187
Literally an injury from the ninth grade
>>68874743
Is that will ferrell
Will this go down as the weakest draft of all time?
>>68875166
EXPLODING KNEES
McPick 2 for 5.
10piece nuggets, bigmac, or fish filet?
it's kinda interesting to think about the middle of the pack to low end free agents available this off-season. if you play your cards right, you can get great value. who's gonna land brandon bass? he's a solid guy.
>>68875203
Yup it's him
>>68875178
its hard to call him the best in the league when lebron james still exists. the fact that he doesnt play defense takes him out of my top 3 even
1. LeBron
2. KD
3. Kawhi
4. Curry
5. Westbrook
probably that would be my list. im sure PG will make his way in there next season though.
i had curry at #2 all season because of his efficiency but really, after watching westbrook and kyrie light him up, i realized i put too much into offense.
>>68875021
Fuck off nigger, learn to speak like a human
>>68874938
spaceships
>>68875080
I doubt it, unless you mean his feet will explode, in which case then I agree.
>>68875205
How so? He's only missed 3 games in 4 years of college
>>68875204
not even close to 2000
>>68874243
Jimmy putting up Lebron type stats next year
>>68875194
I had this friend back in highschool who was an OKC fan (I lived in the bay area).
I think she only liked them cus of durant. But she dating some black dude in college. Guess she only really liked the BBC
>>68875150
i go based on how it would go 1 on 1 and I think westbrook would rape curry
>>68875216
meant the best in his position.
I can't put Kawhi that high too
LeBron
KD
Steph
Westbrook
CP3
Kawhi
PG
Draymond
Harden
>>68875194
>tfw you get to actually play in the NBA now
>>68875233
2013 nba draft is the worst in recent memory. fuck that was a bad draft. but with kenyon martin being the best player from 2000, and 2013 having giannis and mccollum, i can agree that 2000 is considerably worse.
>>68875129
what's wrong is that average or above average looking men wouldn't get invited on a yacht owned by super rich celebrity women.
women get to enjoy these commodities simply by having a vagina between their legs.
>>68874707
Looks like Wiggins here
>>68875281
damnit take your stale MRA shit elsewhere, this thread is for basketball and anime
>>68875281
So we got to the part where you admit to be a woman-hating virgin?
>>68875171
>come home
He never played for them tho. He was drafted by the dubs. His new home is in the bay with his familia
>Caring this much about a party on a boat
You'll forget about it in an hour
>>68875064
I think Greg Oden had at least seen the court in his first two years
>>68875216
>curry over westbrook
XD
Where's Canadian shitposter to quote Croatia's post with a LeGod fedora pic
>>68875288
so close
Did Hinkie show up last night? I missed the draft, my girlfriend told me Rose would never play a game for us and I put that mouthy bitch in her place
Top 5 goes like this
1. Uncle Drew & LeBron
2. Durant
3. Westbrook
4. Kawhi
5. Paul George
>>68875271
2013 is underrated as fuck. Giannis, Based Dieng, Plumlee, Gobert, Steven Adams, Noel. Yeah Leaveland made it the worst lotto ever by selecting Bennett, but there was a bunch of great players.Teams just had no idea what they were doing when drafting.
>>68875066
>NBA doesn't have any openly gay players
>>68875288
get fucked lukas
>>68875292
yes
nothing wrong with that though.
you know I'm right.
a woman can just go on and off from being a rich man's wet hole, to a "decent girl" looking for a relationship.
you can't. you can't go from casanova to shlomo.
>>68875194
>excited to be a Thunder!!
>>68875194
>I'm so excited to be a Thunder!!!
>>68875194
cshkhcshckkhcskhc
Is he still good?
>>68875064
And he never will. And if he invests that lotto pick contract money right, he'll never have to work in his life. He's a nigger, so he'll fuck it up, but it is a nice thought that you could essentially retire before you hit legal drinking age.
>>68875208
Burgr king has nuggs for cheaper
>>68874689
>That phone was probably top of the line then
>>68875354
those things taste like fried snot
>>68875199
That will never heal right. It sucks that you can fuck your life up this bad so early.
>>68875329
This is embarrassing
>>68875317
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68856397/#68857638
>>68875264
for me its probably
LeBron
KD
Kawhi
Curry
Westbrook
CP3
PG
Klay
Davis
Green
IDC how davis played last year, his talent is enough for me to put him in my top 10, i think he will easily prove it next year with less injuries. I have Green in my top 10 but I'm not sure he'd be there if he wasn't on the Warriors, but I can't make that judgement considering he is on the Warriors.
Harden is SO bad at defense I just can't have him in my top 10. Fuck is it ever hard to watch.
wild to me that warriors have 3 top 10, or at least top 15 players and played as bad as they did for 3 straight games
>this one retard from my country shitting up the thread
Fucking summer, elementary school should last 365 days.
>>68875329
>i hate women because they can do one extremely specific thing men can't
horrible
not true too
>fuck a lot of girls
>then settle for a good girl
happens all the time
>>68875326
CJ McCollum is low key the best in the class
>>68875323
only correct answer
How good will they Knicks be next year after signing Westbrook?
>Rose
>Westbrook
>Melo
>Porzingis
>Noah
DAMN they will be the number 2 team in the east
>>68875371
cucked man detected
have fun with your sweet little girlfriend who can one day decide you're too boring and life's too short and that she needs to party on kyrie irving's boat. and she'll be invited there, whether she's a 10/10 or a 4/10. she'll get guys 100x times better looking than her wanting to fuck her.
you will never be in the same situation
>I feel like i'm legitimately transforming into this picture
>>68875390
He's still an inefficient scorer. I'd take any of those bigs I mentioned over him,
>>68875381
Find him a gf will you? He seems lonely.
>>68875394
literally 3peat
>>68874683
Star free agents would be smart to go to the Lakers provided that they accept they won't win shit in 2017 and maybe 2018. 2019 and beyond would be a realistic target.
Lakers have Ingram, Russel, Randle, Clarkson, and Nance Jr. Nance Jr could be a solid role player. Ingram and Russell have all star potential. Randle is already averaging a double double in his first season. Clarkson is already a decent scorer that can either start or be the 6th man.
Again, Lakers are guaranteed to not be good in 2017 unless they get 2 max FA this offseason in which case they will barely make the 8th seed. However, if one of Ingram or Russell breakout in 2018, the team starts looking much better.
>>68875406
Is ingram lowkey QBP
>>68875409
He's one of the more efficient volume scorers out there. Lillard is the inefficient one.
>>68875421
QBP since birth lmao
>>68875383
>fuck a lot of girls
>then settle for a good girl
happens all the time
except that's not a reality for a vast majority of men and you know it.
not to mention the pool of women willing to randomly have sex with a non 10/10 chad they get to chose from is vastly inferior to the one even a 5/10 girl does. and it all just depends upon her DECIDING whether she wants to be that kind of girl.
that's too much inherent pussy power to have a viable society.
>>68874468
>cucks still think jordan would average 50 ppg
Woman are good as titcows but that's it
>>68875412
There's a bigger chance of Žižić being useful in Celtics than him having a girl without .jpg attached to her.
I'm loving this Croat desu, if he's not ironically posting the vaping and fedoras and actually thinks they are "cool" then it just gets a million times better.
Also the Nugs will be scary next season, I'm really looking forward to seeing Beasley
>>68875434
Croatia, do you have Tinder?
Because if you had Tinder you would realize that all you said is false. I can, in 30 minutes of texting and maybe $30 in drinks at a bar, get an 8+/10 on my dick tonight
>>68875377
Harden is such an elite offensive weapon I can't leave him out of my top 10.
I think his defense is underrated at this point, yeah, he has those fuckup moments, but other than that, it's really not that bad.
And with today's defensive schemes it's no problem to hide a bad defender adequately.
I never know where to put Klay, he's an historically great shooter and an elite defender, but I just can't place him with the other superstars.
Draymond is amazing, the real leader of one of GS, and capable of doing nearly everything on both sides of the court.
Forgot about AD.
I think Kyrie is going to be top 10 soon, he might be the best iso scorer in the league.
>>68875434
classic /r9k/ delusion, get out of your house once in a while, I see good looking girls with below average guys all the time.
>>68875423
Both of them were pretty comparable this season. Lillard gives you more than scoring, but I'd peg them both as about average players. Aminu, Plumlee and Davis carried the squad this year.
>>68875481
>best iso scorer in the league
Don't forget about me!!!!!!!!!!
>>68875461
>>68875473
He's just some 13 year old kid trying to be cool on the internet.
>>68875506
Nice argument. Talk to me when you know more about basketball.
>>68875473
how much does date rape drugs cost?
>>68875532
a roofie is only $5-10 but you don't really need it nowadays
>>68875546
What do you use instead?
>>68875488
that was quick af
said he might be, he has the best handles in the league and probably the best finisher in the league.
btw guess who was most efficient on isos in reg season
>>68875506
>2.3 TO/g Mason Plumlee is more important than Lillard or McCollum
>>68875557
30$ alcohol
>>68875557
Like I said above, Tinder.
It presents you with a nicely formatted list of girls actively looking to get fucked.
They all want the same thing...30 minutes of texting foreplay and a handful of drinks at a bar.
>>68875371
>embarassing
that picture is fuckin dope dude
>the city of michael jackson
>>68874894
fucking brilliant
>>68874243
Butler and Valentine gonna tear shit up. Valentine's last season, he was almost putting up a triple-double every game. Can't fucking wait until ape hoop starts up again.
>>68875481
>the real leader
He's always been the leader, everyone knew this since the start of the season
>>68875590
No I meant like instead of roofies.. chloroform? Or some other shit?
Asking for a friend
>>68875214
i can feel it down in my plumps
>>68875488
Is Harden's the most impressive beard in the history of NBA?
>inb4 Drew Gooden
>>68875628
it must be mike woodson's
Everyday.
When does Summer League start and how do I watch it?
ITT: Elite Point Guards
pic NOT related
>>68875622
I remember that Blazers game where it started getting real and he went HAM on defense and finished with like 8 blocks
He's also the most likable star there, the only one that shook the Cavs' players hands iirc
>>68875642
1) Soon
2) With your eyes
>>68875628
Phil's was stout
What's his name /sp/?
>>68875623
> instead of roofies.. chloroform? Or some other shit?
>Raps fans getting comfy
>>68875628
does this count?
>>68874656
I think he means that he knows that he's only going to play 10 games senpai. He's looking for his "stunt double" so he can go fuck hookers in Brooklyn once March rolls around. The Knicks got a broken man in Derrick Rose. He's not the same man he used to be. He hasn't been able to play the way he did when he got his only MVP in his rookie '10 season. It's been over 4 years since he's played well. Have fun with the sloppy seconds New York!
>>68875695
J cole
>>68875623
why not molly then, at least she'll like you in the morning
>>68875649
His snapchat is funny as shit too.
He's always punking on his teammates on plane rides n shit
Lowkey Pelicans are about to rape the league.
>Buddy Hield and Anthony Davis?
Literally the next MJ and Pippen.
>>68875695
Brouter le cresson
who /clips/ here?
Why is Blake the best NBA source for memes?
>tfw draft the biggest meme in the draft and the most reliable player
Believe
>>68875649
>Draymond Green is the most likable star in Golden State
>>68875747
You mean the next Kobe and Shaq fampai
>>68875796
>AD
>Best PF
Do people actually believe this meme?
>>68875784
Is that Buckwheat?
>>68875815
is this one of his """""""""""dunks"""""""""""?
>filename
>>68875768
>muh violence
He actually respects his opponents and isn't a bitch
Ladies and gentlemen.
The newest member of BTC.
#TurningEnemiesIntoFriends
>tfw i will never be at KING JAMES WAY
>>68875854
>not liking Based Blake's dunks
>>68875854
>He actually respects his opponents and isn't a bitch
no, he's the faggot that stabs you in the back and then shakes your hand afterwards to show what a fine human being he is
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN HINKIE WON
>>68875889
Did someone say Based Blake?
How will those Hooper commercials play out now that lil Kev has a ring
>>68875919
love starts fucking deandre
>>68875876
You know Presti watched this game and knew he wanted him no matter the cost.
https://twitter.com/i/videos/746371706063749120
This was an insane game.
>Westgod shooting the game winning three from the logo
WEW KOBE
>>68875876
Dame was gettin up
>>68875939
Jesus Christ, Westbrook was actually clutch as fuck.
>>68875889
I love Blake's dunks
I just asked if that was one of his "can't get to the rim so I'll throw it and call it a dunk"s?
>>68875866
lmao get with the times
you afraid /nba/?
>Black AND White
>Handles
>Ferocious dunks
>Meme master
>Best PF in the game
>Can create a shot for himself
>Can create a shot for others
>Actually plays in the post and doesn't attempt over 2 meme shots a game like other ''''''''power'''''''' forwards
>Bully ball
>Mini Lelbron
Say it with me /sp/
M V P
>>68875996
pic-related
>>68876014
>>68875996
Why has he gotten worse every season since his first two?
>>68875473
>>68875481
dude i swear you can be 5/10 and fuck 8,9 and 10's, I see it all the time!
just be yrself xd
tinder! lmao
bars! lmao
you need game lmao!
>>68874243
Is this the year Jimmy Butler becomes a top 10 player?
>>68875876
>>68875939
>>68875958
WE OUTCHEA
BTC stays winning.
>>68876025
very rude
>>68876024
>Implying
he went on an absolute tear last year and was an MVP candidate before he got injured this year
He just started doing his meme dunks less and less
>>68876035
what are you doing tonight?
Why is /nba/ so afraid of the 2016-2017 knicks?
ahahahaha
>>68876024
He was literally GOD tier last playoffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idnICrEhNsI
Spalding or Wilson?
>>68876056
downloading tinder and messaging girls in my area lmao
i'm sooo getting laid bro!
i never realised how easy it is, what an advice. bros before hoes lmao
>>68876070
Wilson Evolution
NO QUESTION
>>68876074
so you're going to sit at home and masturbate? billy joel wrote a song about you
YG's new album is GOAT tier
Holy fuck Croatia is so SHOOK!
Get some bitches like Blake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KcemcqNwWQ
>>68876066
>lefake injury after cp3 gets hurt man
>>68876094
it's full of bangers but it's nothing amazing imo
>Dame Dolla
>Westgod
>Uncle Drew
How can steph "choke king" curry even compete?
>>68876114
Black and brown though
>>68876121
well, he did beat 2/3
>Chandler Parsons will be pursued by the Orlando Magic, the Los Angeles Clippers, and the Los Angeles Lakers, the source says, once free agency opens up on July 1st.
https://twitter.com/MrMichaelLee/status/746460280427732992
savage
>>68874894
Steve kerr said this was the greatest play hes ever seen. It was here he knew it was over.
>>68876114
Gimmie got shot is amazing
>>68875958
literally can't stop collecting W's
i really want to have sex
>>68876102
>league is 80% black
>she picks the whitest looking black guy on earth
that's gotta hurt!
Croatia CONFIRMED for having NO bitches
2016-2017 Edition
1. LeBron
2. KD
3. Kawaii
4. Curry
5. Harden
6. Anthony Davis
7. Westbrook
8. CP3
9. Melo
10. Butler
90000. Kevin Love
9000001. Dwight Howard
>>68876155
>>68876126
FDT doe
Don't get me wrong, it's one of my aotys, but it's not goat-tier for me yet.
Only listened to it twice though
>>68876180
Blake is white. >>68876189
>>68876129
Curry was a none factor against OKC. Klay carried him like always.
>>68876198
>4. Curry
>>68876198
>9. Melo
>>68876201
>Blake is white
he's actually an albino black
>>68876091
bro we should go out some time
and if you could get me laid, it would be so awesome!
>>68876206
Curry is still up there. Just cuz he had a poor perfomance in the last 3 games doesn't mean he's bad. He lead the NBA in stats during the regular season
>Marshall Plumlee agreed to a deal with the Knicks
knicks got themselves another plumdog
>>68876121
He can't.
>>68876198
this girl seems like a neurotic attention seeking cunt
>>68876204
not true btw, scored 31+ 3 games in a row
averaged 28/6/6
>>68876198
>7. Westbrook
Literally going to be MVP next season.
Is D Rose trade the greatest Knicks trade in NBA history?
>>68876198
Blake is literally winning MVP next year
Is he one of our guys /sp/?
>>68876266
Quit copying faggot.
>>68876266
Sorry family but Butler is
>>68876264
no that would be when we traded for based Latrell
>>68874322
I read that as tom osborne and was was wondering why he was talking about the nba
>It's a Canadian Clopper episode.
>>68875866
look at the snitch
Real talk is Steph Curry gonna win another MVP next year?
>>68874322
>tfw the Spuds get a top-tier player with a late pick AGAIN
is it sorcery?
>>68876328
No, he's shook like John Wall.
>>68875473
Then why are you wasting time here?
>>68876328
SHOOK
>>68876198
where the hell is Blake Griffin?
>AD that high
nice meme faggot
>>68876370
le Lobman is a meme player
>>68876328
Really have no idea, it's all about how mentally strong he is and if he can recover
If I had to put money, Westbrook has a good chance.
Butler can put up great numbers if he stays healthy.
Kyrie if he continues his form.
>>68876409
desu I think next year will be the first that LeGod is the second leading scorer on his team, though he'll still be the main playmaker.
Kyrie struggled with injuries last regular season, but assuming he stays healthy no reason he won't be the Cavs go-to scorer.
>>68876395
>implying
>>68874243
>among SG without PGs
Well no shit. The only guy ahead of him is probably harden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dULuhFREWrw
I'm just an East Ohio nigga with 3 and 5 on this belt
I done had a million haters but I ain't never call for help
I'll take a nigga flagrants and I done took a nigga Celt-(ics)
Put that block on your lightskin partner made him piss all on himself
>>68876409
>>68874243
Butler will average 25/6/5 this year famalam while being the best defensive player at his position
>>68876457
>Who is KCP
>historical 73-9 team
>first ever unanimous MVP
>greatest dunk contest ever
>Kobe retires and drops 60 last game
>LeBron wins one for the land after 52yrs and first team to come back from 1-3
was this the goat season?
>>68876328
Hell no. Are you stupid? The NBA isn't that stupid to have a 3 time back to back MVP. They want money and a new face on 2K.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN44rLX13Fs
Is there any rule against the Knicks getting this guy some sort of extension surgery for his baby arms?
>>68876505
the storylines were goat but the actual quality of the game was bad
like there were so many unwatchable games this year, most of the hyped up regular season games were shit. Most of the playoffs were shit. Even the finals were kinda bad with what, 6 of the games being blowouts?
>>68876505
yea our commissioner wrote a really good script this year
>>68876505
Scripted to perfection.
Kevin Durant should only consider other champions during free agency (GSW, OKC etc.)
>>68875194
>shootings
>gators eating kids
>shitty trade
does God hate Orlando?
Did they fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNOHCEPyEgk
>>68876572
you forgot knicks
>>68874269
PROTIP: Dorks make girls uncomfortable
>>68876165
I do too
Real talk is the NBA better booked than the WWE?
>>68876591
>Melo and KD just rented out a gym all to themselves and spent the whole day practicing together
We did it senpai. We finally did it.
>>68874894
Great presence of mind on JR not to foul him too.
>>68876653
>Deleting for being dumb as fuck
>>68875638
>this ACTUALLY happened
>The shitty of leveland
>>68876409
Westbrook isn't winning an MVP on the same team as Durant
My money would be on Curry and honestly, Harden could have a shot again. Fuck, Karl Towns might be a candidate.
why is that panda song on every video of highlights from the kids of this NBA draft
Buddy Hield is going to turn some heads on the Pelicans. He continues to be underrated.
>>68875689
wew lad, you about to be disappointed
>>68876727
i got broads in atlanta
>>68876727
people like weak willed self destructive mammals
Bill Simmons on his podcast said Demarcus Cousins unfollowed him and blocked Zach Lowe LMFAO
>>68875638
WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
>>68874456
>Dwade
>chris bosh
>actually having a losing record in the finals
>inb4 excuses
>>68876505
major props to the writers tbqh
>>68876727
PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA PANDA
>>68875638
>cleveshits
>>68876732
I love how this is the next biggest dynamic duo and no one on /nba/ is talking about it.
This is some serious shit and no one is talking. I mean damn...
>>68876768
kek
no cousins to boston
>>68876768
>tfw didn't listen to it yet
It's kind of amazing how terrible a drafter Ainge is
>>68875040
high test???
spurs are winning the 2017 championship tbqhwy familia
>>68876745
i always thought it said "I got birds in London"
>>68876884
https://twitter.com/bball_ref/status/746173751394504704/photo/1
compare
>>68875040
why do white women love black men so much
>>68876768
>This is another DeMarcus Cousins: Mentally Challenged episode
>>68876745
Yes, well done, Desiigner, well done, HOWEVER...
>>68876672
did....did the knicks just win the 2017 finals?
>>68875040
WHO'S WHITE BITCH DIS IS?
If KD leaves who do the thunder get if FA to play SF?
>>68876993
Harrison Barnes
I'm actually fucking excited to see Oladipo and Westbrook ball out together
>>68876964
who the fuck even wrote this
>>68877013
plz no
is someone going to try to steal clarkson from the lakers? :(
What current NBA players would benefit most from a D'Antoni style offense circa 2008?
>>68876993
imo the Orlando trade suggests KD is confident about KD staying. But yeah this >>68877013
is one of the better options if it comes down to the worst.
>>68877034
This dude is literally the opposite of Reggie Jackson.
He wants to be in OKC so fucking bad, this dude is going to ball harder than he's ever balled before.
I mean damn.
>Your college coach finds out you've been traded to the Thunder
>he asks you what you think
>texts back two ring emojis
This kid wants it so fucking bad.
>>68877073
he's coming home bro
Pizza or Chinese?
>>68876768
simmons can get autistic, esp. this time of the year.
>>68877080
the asian guy who made melo jealous
>>68875040
fucking disposable whore trying to soak up all the attention
>>68877111
I feel sorry for the guy. He actually thinks KD and Westbrook will be around long enough to win a ring.
>>68877111
HOLY SHIT
How are warriors going to make room for their 3 new players?
Varejao is for sure out, that guy is fuckin ass.
>>68877123
>>68877186
I feel bad for your mom. No one deserves to give birth to a retard
>>68877186
He's super religious so delusion is part of his core. Don't feel sorry for him.
Yo this dude Guerschon Yabusele is a beast
y so many threads
How are NBA players able to pull off the fedora?
>>68874942
>this guy is fun at parties
least improved poster (LIP) this thread goes to croatia IMHO
>>68877111
Presti is playing baw baw black sheep while Orlando GM is playing I'll give you all my wool because JUST FLEECE MY SHIT UP
>>68877343
Canadian Clopper wins it every year
>>68877429
Very very well done.
Hinkie would be proud of this OC/10
>>68877288
Strong jaws
>>68877429
Speaking of Hinkie, the 76ers, Knicks and Wolves are shaping up to be playoff contenders pretty soon. 7KT is getting more legit...
>>68877288
height, low body fat, good jaws, money
is 3-1 the most dangerous lead? within the last 2 seasons we've had the Cloppers, Thunder, and Warriors choke away 3-1 leads.
Do you guys shave your pubes? How do you do it without having it itch all the time?
>>68877509
This. Twolves could be a darkhorse for WCF in the next season or two, depending on how that pick works out
Knicks will sniff the playoffs this year and perhaps make some noise depending on the development of PorGod and the health of Rose
76ers will be entertaining to watch with the Big Bang Lineup of Simmons Embiid Okafor, if Simmons and Embiid even hit half of their potential, they'll be scary
>>68877574
When you're up 3-1 you have to close it in 5.
maximum anus clenching if it gets to 6 and meltdown if 7
>>68876091
What song is that?
>>68877429
Simmons 6446th jump shot/10
i wish girls liked me
>>68877624
get an electric shaver bruh, I did it like a week ago for the first time and it's so much better
be careful around your shaft though, and don't try to use it on your balls desu
>>68877899
they can smell your low power level
>when you realize the warriors will be in the finals again next season
>>68877624
Dont shave them just trim them with scissors. Use veet if youre really wanting that infant look
>>68878156
its a good thing
>2016/17 warriors
>74-8 regular season
>raped by OKC in WC Finals 4-0
>>68878156
Ahem, this will be next year's finals and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>68877624
Only shave the balls, trim everything else.
76ers still need to trade noel or okafor, right?
>>68877429
>TMust Tne Binthday
>>68874269
Wouldnt you be if you were about to be raped by niggers.
>when the new guy is better than your old guy
Lmao, if KD leave it's because he's scared.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX-ygkfFOs
>>68877080
harden
>>68877429
8/10
New thread when?
>>68878464
yes
>>68878819
Not 500 faggot
kys
>>68878778
pls hinkie no
>>68877229
I went with Chinese
>>68878819
its normally done when it hits 500
>>68878778
DELETE THIS
>>68878888
wew kobe nice desu
Is nba ded?
wew kobe
Wew kobe your so fine your so fine you blow my mind
>>68874393
His black gf cheated on him, faked a suicide attempt to get sympathy and then milked the situation until he won the finals. Then she congratulates him and says she loves him on instagram then deletes the post shortly after
>be me
>bay area
>been watching warriors play since i was a kid
>all these bay area bandwagons killing my team
why
Every time I go read the article, theres some fuckin chump talking so high and mighty in the comments but its obvious they dont know shit. I hate it.
>>68879056
WEW KOBE
WEW WEW
WEW KOBE
>>68879093
This is why you see so many former NBA players having mixed kids.
They're done with the trife life. They don't want these rachet hoes.
>>68875716
Wait there are hookers in Brooklyn? Where?
>>68879206
Check the streets
>>68879206
Literally everywhere.
>>68879122
>>be me
as opposed to being a stupid pile of shit?
back to /reddit/
I wish Becky Hammon would sit next to me (or on my face if a chair wasn't available).
>>68879267
#REKT
>>68879267
Oh shit
>>68879267
Hey Emory
>>68876969
Happening?
>>68879206
Try the East New York/Cypress Hills area
By Liberty Ave.
I guess we use this.
>>68876606
>>68876606
>>68876606
>>68879267
> >>
Newfag trying to fit in with the cool kids I see?
>>68879375
NO someone make a thread
>>68879358
Kek
>>68879358
Nice try
>>68874707
someone needs to make a gif where it zooms into the phone and shows a clip of legod stuffing curry's shit in
>>68879267
woah just calm down man
>>68874942
Eastern Europeans live in shitholes so I know that the concept of fun to you is some sort of Bolshevist scheme to overthrow the motherland.
>>68874829
sactownroyalty is shit. Tom Ziller, one of their writers is a Cousins hater, and the vast majority of posters there have followed suit and are also Cousins haters.
kingsfans.com is better, especially when it comes to the mods' opinions, but back in the day all the regular posters there hated Isaiah Thomas while everyone on SactownRoyalty loved him.
I guess everywhere is shit. RealGM's Kings board is shit too. They hate everybody there: Cousins, IT, Gay, but they love scrubs like Patrick Beverly. Holy fucking shit. I hate Kings fans.
>>68881640
ziller hates the dubs and predicted the cavs to win the 'hip so hes based in my book t b h
