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Just stuck Under 2.5 and Over 2.5 on this Portugal game
Done it all wrong sub edition
>>68805247
Youll get limited doing that
>FC Moron
Overs in the Baerum game is a worth small. Was going to tipstertube o4.5 but line got cunted and now they just scored while I was waiting for it to go to 5.
fug
Nani has doubly infinite the amount of goals as TSUNALDO
>>68805247
Put a tenner an each?
>>68805247
guaranteed to win
Hungary +8 corners at 2.0
>>68805874
What if there are 2.5 goals?
Looking good so far lads
>>68805927
there's no such thing as half a goal reeee
>>68806013
Why are you photoshopping your bets?
>>68806013
when did you bet to those odds?
>>68806129
get*
About 15 minutes before the 5pm kickoffs
Villiketut are worth a small @2.20
CANNOT believe i placed money on an unders bet in the kolmonen zzzzzzzzzz
>>68806217
thank you
>the shanty town of poortugal
OMG WTF IS HAPPENING?!!
TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Just need 2 more goals in the Iceland match
>>68807055
Dire tips
>>68806217
thank you t. other anon
been avoiding betting lately, whats the general consensus for this tournament so far
you guys doing well?
Need 4 more Portugal goals
pmsl fantastic this
AHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU PORTUGAL
MY FUCKING SIDES ARE IN ORBIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SURREAL
GOLAAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BLOOOOOOOOOOTEEEER
GOLAAAAAAAAAAAAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BLOOOOOOOOOOTEEEER
>Portugal
kekking very hard rn
Burst out laughing at work. Manager asked if I was alright. Said my eyes looked a bit red.
Where's that boy that tried to say Portugal was one the best looking teams here?
>>68807961
probably /lgbt/
>>68808076
hehehe
Cannot and will not stop making sums on overs in Hungary v Portugal
Tssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
pay for my smoothie blender please portugal
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
this hungary game... DELICIOUS
Portugal's defense is swiss cheese
think I may have developed a very profitable new system lads
basically you just put a large stake on unders in injury time
usually there are really low odds so you just have to stake a lot of money but is basically free money :)
>>68808945
Cheers pal. I see no issue with this at all. Going to be rich by next week.
>>68808945
Reported
>>68808945
Nice getting in on this right now
>>68808945
Thanks m8, flawless system.
>>68809093
whats your paypal mate how much until the end of june
>>68808945
Made THOUSANDS like this pmsl, bookies CLUELESS
PT @ 2.4
NEED Poortugal to win, no way England beat them
when should I start going paid lads?
I think I may have the most impressive resume on the tube considering I mostly pre-stake in asia and dont bash bubblegum misprices
FK Olaine +1.5 medium
>>68809815
>38 tips
I'd hold off on trying to go paid just yet
>>68809815
It's perfectly possible to flip a coin and have it land heads 66% of the time out of 38 tries.
>>68809971
on LARGE
is there a streaming service that covers more obscure games?
>>68810471
youtube team channels
>>68809815
You're going to have to do a little better than that to go paid pal.
>>68810471
1xbet
>TPS will never score again
why even live
>England now playing Iceland
Lucky lucky fuckers
ICELAND ICELAND
WOO ONE BET WON
ITS COMING HOME
Goal in the fcj blackbird game pls
>>68811052
Iceland will beat you
We will get to see what line England v Iceland actually will be
>>68811312
>you
Do Portugal go through or not?
BEGGING the betting gods for one more TPS goal.
>>68811205
THATS LIKE THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK /BET/ MAGIC HAS WORKED FOR ME
>>68811491
Just seen they are playing the Croats la
>>68811420
Yes
>>68811491
Hope you're baiting
>>68811420
yes
>>68811350
I want iceland to win for memes, but yeah we win it
>>68811420
yeah, against croatia
>>68811373
I'll post the slip of $500 laying England cause that's how confident I am.
>>68811420
def among best 4 3rd placed
>Baerum now at 11-0
0 (ZERO) pennies on
>>68811748
Was meant to be a large desu
>Poland actually has a chance to go deep
nice
Tempted to lay large on Under 2.5 and Over 2.5 on England
>>68811577
I took exception to you saying calling me English not your betting choices. But by all means post that slip
>>68806522
>>68807282
Welcome friends, 3-1 now :DDDD
Come on Baerum, one more pls
>England 1.5 to beat ICELAND
Pmsl
now trying to recover by betting on belgium and italy
How many here have been riding the Baerum train?
why is Albania already out and not Turkey?
they have the same amount of points and the same goal difference...
Can't get on so might as well tell you slugs that Tips U19 have several 15 year olds playing and even a 13 year old
>>68812018
ebin :DD
>>68812405
>4th tiebreaker: Fair play conduct;
>5th tiebreaker: Position in the UEFA national team coefficient ranking system
One of those
>TPS concede
cba anymore
>>68811828
Was distracted with the Lyn game, couldn't really get on anything other than o10.5 and didn't bother with that, eventuallly just got on -0.5 from 10-0
>>68812514
goals scored
is 1xbet legit? Seems like they allow US players?
>>68812597
Ah yeah so it was
3 or more goals in karlstad game
t. me
>>68812641
yes they're legit
>>68812449
-6 @1.90 on 365
-6 @2.80 on PP
On Marge on paddies
Is degod playing for belg today? Want a large tbqh
>>68812449
Cheers mate
13th goal when???
>>68812915
Never
Anyone recommend some bets for both euro games tonight? Up tons thanks to stupidly betting over 5.5 with my last £50
pmsl KaPa red haven't won 1 single bet in 4 days. Gonna donate my roll to charity, so so fuming.
>>68812757
risky
degod is playing but Dembele isnt
also i can see our team settling for a draw since we only NEED one point to come in second
The second I bet on Kapa they concede a penalty + red card
>>68813037
Italy to win
+
over 1.5 sweden belgium
£10 a month.
75 pound a year.
Was it bad to get on TiPS+1 now that the other side is down a player?
anyone tried spin and bet?
seems world
@210 odds. fuck this gay competition
>>68813422
It's shit
more goals in 2nd half in italy match is money
>>68813434
@350 even, looked at the wrong one
just realized I didn't put my Island DNB bet through
Hey can someone chuck me a fiver for next game?
>>68813534
Someone land that?
>>68813534
>>68813434
Called it, knew some muggy cunt was going to keep tipping stupid scores and would eventually hit on something
>>68813376
I cashed out before the goal luckily
>>68813835
Yeah, think it was the 3-3 Hungary Portugal CS
>>68813827
Post PayPal and I will, but I want a tip that will win tonight in return
VARMBOLS YOU FUCKING KEKS
>>68813827
>still milking that unfunny gimmick
>>68813882
wimblybolsh @ gmail.com
San Francisco Giants SW in the baseball
>>68813877
Just don't believe them odds
>>68813960
NOT a gimmick.
>>68813914
why does a swedish sexuality filter to keks?
>>68813837
Can't really complain desu, the competition was never really set up to find the biggest mainstream judge
>>68813967
why've you changed your email address Jonathan?
>>68814082
changed my name at the registry, shaking for the fiver
Imagine not having a large stake on over 1.5 in the Italy game after seeing the teamsheets and knowing how they'll both set up.
>he gets a 3-3 scoreline picked
fugg
>PPJ get a red
>Score right after
Are they running on south american meme magic?
>>68814344
ruins the fun now though :'(
Need some tips please lads
>England on a -0.75 v Iceland
/bet/ so shrewd
>>68814449
Italy vs Ireland to end 3:3 @350
who else /shrewd/ here?
>>68814580
Agreed. 3-3 is THE bet from now on
>>68814240
Check your PayPal mate, sent you some money
>>68814632
PLEASE send me a fourfer and 99 pennies
>no goals in karlstad 70 mins in
>on o2.5
kill me
>>68814601
Shrewdie here. Going to be up so much pmsl.
>>68814718
>tfw draw
Would love to test Michael Caley's weak little lefty chin
Just bet on Italy and Belgium.
Ae /playing it safe/ here
would a more inspiring national anthems make the england team do better? just look at the italians.
>>68814849
>Betting on a team that has nothing to play for
Ireland will win
>>68814678
All sent
all in on u1.5 fh swe bel
There will be 2 goals in the Belgium game and 3 in the Italy game if anyone wants free money
>>68814921
Jerusalem GOAT
>>68815000
Loving this gimmick
My anus itches lads
>>68815202
>implying football fans would sing a rugby song
3 lions should be sung before the england games
Hiberian slags o1.5fh @1.61???
>>68815261
>Australia
>>68814992
Ah yes they will win because they 'want' to win more, excellent reasoning there
>>68814992
>Ireland
>>68815403
You were saying?
>>68815497
What? What did you mean by this
>>68815562
Good shot
>>68815583
So? The ball needs to go in, my English friend.
>>68815583
Michael Caley would love to have a word with you, you little slug. The xG was probably less than 0.1 pmsl.
>>68815672
PLEASE forward your home and work address. Couple south London goons being sent your way.
>>68815220
You're an amazing tipster right? I'm sure you can turn £1 into £300 easily
>>68815759
I can't deposit £1 on a betting site though, that's the only barrier preventing that from happening
>>68815809
Answer me this and I'll send £4.
Will the Italy game have over 1.5 goals?
>>68816003
Yes.
me irl
Who /firsthalfunders/ here?
>>68805247
stole my gimmick
Ireland +0.5 looking SO fit
>>68816138
Who /large staking unders in injury time/ here?
LOVE Irish posters. Liking the new flags desu. Tired of British, American and Aussie + demented Albanian + small head German
Shout out: Croatia, Belgium, Spain, Finland, Denmark, Norway.
>>68816263
>de oirish
>>68816263
Bore off
>>68816263
>small mentality
We've already had 6 goals today lads
>>68816296
>>68816317
>>68816329
v v strange
Sirens in the distance.
My wife's son is lying in a pool of blood.
Screams.
Darkness.
Quitting for the rest of the month if Sao Paulo don't win this.
Oh fuck lol. I told you the competition would be won by some mong hitting a huge long shot CS
>3290 units of profit for the competition
>2nd place has less than a tenth of that
Thank you anon! Promise to take of this bankroll
>>68816263
good lad
>>68816423
Had a customer today say his wife's baby. Shaken.
>>68816429
Oh wait ?me in charge of maths
But still only just over a tenth of that
>>68816429
>Betfair
How is this meme even allowed? Do they knock 5% off that yield.
>>68816429
>euan will never be able to compete with the Kings of TT
Put £250 on over 1.5 goals for Italy game. Should cash out before I lose it all?
>>68816509
Can not believe people pay for some of these guys
What's the officially meme bet for the knockout round lads?
>>68816429
big al fucked up by picking profit instead of yield as the parameter for the competition
so sad
>>68816778
Underdogs to win in extra time
>>68816795
>1566% yield
Wouldn't make a difference cuz
>>68816795
>implying he still wouldn't win with his 1500% yield
>No goals
FIRST HALF U1.5
I
R
S
T
H
A
L
F
U
1
.
5
put a tenner on 9th corner irealand @ 1.90 and 9th corner italy @1.80 literally cannot lose and will make money if ireland comes in
How have the odds for Belgium to win barely changed after 40 minutes of no goals?
>>68816902
>>68816903
i guess you're right lads, dont know what i was thinking there
maybe he should have picked winrate and only allow bets over 1.75
i bet tennistipster would have won it pmsl
JUST ONE MORE GOAL HIB SLAGS
>>68817016
Should have been a combination of yield and profit and also a minimum number of tips.
>>68816986
sick of this gimmick t b h
>>68817016
He should have given each tipster a fixed bankroll so you couldn't just constantly tip meme cs bets
>>68817073
You do realise none of that would stop that guy from winning. His profit and yield would ALWAYS be far ahead.
>>68817016
Why would I win?
Mfw I win a 3-2 win in ET for the under dog @500
Also pretty sure TennisTipster is reffocs' new gimmick sport after he failed hard with cricket
ffs no meme pens
>365 streaming esports
>>68817177
because you have the uncanny ability of picking consistent winners at 1.76
>>68817310
They have done for a little while now
>>68817343
Not today m8
maybe esports could be a good gimmick sport
>>68817310
betting on the nerds has been quite profitable for me
>>68817229
Reminder Volleyball is STILL the ultimate gimmick sport
>>68817405
Still won 3/5. Odds which won today. 2.08, 1.65 and 1.42. That's decent for a day. Querrey choked and I messed up with Smyczek.
>>68817343
Long may it continue
>>68817229
;)
>>68817433
Showing your newfag
all in on u2.5 swe bel
>>68817433
Just avoid any match played in china.
>>68817538
cool
Won a whooping 2 bets today. Fucking joke.
In my hand are all the tools I will ever need to bet inplay. I have the ability, the power to turn an ordinary game into an extraordinary game. And I gamble responsibility at the worlds favourite online betting company - bet three six five
>Unders FH is a meme
Definitely a penalty in this. Ref will look to even things up after his howler. Has probably seen the replay.
Wish that poster who couldn't stop banging on about Croatia being amazing value @9s would show his greasy face again now that they're 12s pmsl
>>68817608
On a double
Robbie Keane FGS when he comes on.
OK meme's aside can people analyse my new strategy: laying draws. I'll lay a draw on betfair every game and since most games have goals in it the moment a goal is scored I can cash-out for a profit
Please find a flaw
>small on a sending off
>>68818811
First Heart Attack is the only thing Id bet on
>>68818920
>Banter
Please do not reply to trollguy/nibsguy
>>68818888
>Match ends 0-0
>Draw odds drift when underdog scores
You're better of laying u0.5
>>68818888
not profitable long term because when you have a loss, you'd lose profit from a number of previous games, setting you 10 steps back (for example) each time
>>68818969
>>68819007
Oh dear
NEED goals goals
>>68819007
It wouldn't set you ten steps back. The odds of a draw will usually be around 3-3.5
>it's a 0-0 episode
Are there any teams who have won a match but haven't qualified?
>>68819233
Albania
>>68819233
Albania
>Here comes the Ireland meme goal
ffs lads even after big wins I still want to die all the time
all I do in my dreams is kill myself
wake me up from this eternal nightmare
feel ill when I lose, feel nothing when I win
>>68818811
robbie keane is utter dog shit
>amateurs betting u/o 2.5 without checking if the pitch is dry or not
>>68819412
Rather feel ill than nothing. Pay Euan to make you feel ill.
>>68819412
If you kill yourself please give me your accounts first
>>68819412
Have you taken your Vitamin D?
>>68819458
he's perfect for the galaxy, he just has to be a poacher while others do the work for him. but for this """"workmanlike"""" ireland team he doesn't have the legs anymore.
he's still the best finisher on the team.
>>68819412
Seek help
>McGeady On
Oh well it was a good try
>>68819624
>Comparing MLS to playing Italy in the European Championship
Please never post in a thread that isnt exclusively American flags ever again
>>68819747
>comparing
tell me where in the post i compared that.
>>68819747
Of all the stupid things Americans have said in these threads its not that bad of a post lid
LARGE on McGeady FGS
>>68819624
in all the years iv suffered watching robbie keane fall over or lose possession time and time again i dont think my opinion can be swayed. Hes only the top goalscorer for ireland becuase they refuse to play younger players
Surely Linfield slags can grab one more
>Against 9 now
>>68819872
Yeah but he's got such a good celebration
>>68819905
Ah its back to 10, stupid 365
Will Ireland score? Got £300 on a 0-0 score and it's at £450 out of £1200 right now.
>>68820047
Italy will
>>68819747
Poo in Park once again demonstrating why he goes to an ex-poly
>>68820047
Late goal coming
>>68820047
>no meme 90+ goal
>in these Euros
take your shit and run
>>68820047
CASH OUT NOW
>>68820047
Cash out now !
>>68819502
>Pay Euan to make you feel ill
what did he mean by this
>>68819570
>If you kill yourself please give me your accounts first
Only have asian bookies (which I believe merifriends can use anyway), sorry mate. Not sure what I would do with my money if I were to exit this world. Might give Juveguy a fiver.
>>68819590
not enough
>>68819667
no point, just makes shit worse. if there's a thing I appreciate in life, it's that Im not in a psych ward
>>68820047
cash out there's a meme goal coming can feel it in my bones
>>68819960
he doesnt do it anymore becuase its fucking up his back
>>68820047
don't cash out yet t. professional
speak of the devil, robert keane
NEED Canada anon like air
FLATANON
>Hibernian Women 4-0
T-thanks Euan
>POTATO
Newmarket 5.20
Rural Celebration
15/2 e/w
It's forecast to rain in Newmarket tomorrow and not a lot of these have form on slow ground. RC was withdrawn at Thirsk last week due to the quick going and although he has run respectably on a decent surface, slower going is definitely preferable.
Ran well last time at York and his record in Class 4 turf handicaps is 111. Has dropped 6lbs to a mark of 81 this season, 3lbs below LWM of 84.
James Doyle is a notable booking for O'Meara. 3/12 for him in the past 2 years and a healthy profit to level stakes although Amazing Maria at 25/1 is responsible for most of that.
He's well drawn to track the pace, and stall 3 is a profitable one under these conditions.
The favourite is a worthy one and although RC has been a bit below par so far this year and could find a couple too good, conditions are in his favour so 15/2 looks a decent e/w bet.
>Inplay2g can't brag about having the most profit on TT anymore
LE MEME IRELAND GOALLLLLL
IRELAND
R
E
L
A
N
D
>2 meme goals at the same time
getting tired of this tbqh
2 late meme goals. Everything still in order
Belgium so so based familias
>>68820463
>line was -3.5 @ 1.56
Looks right to me
Got dangered on -0.5 from 2-0 or I would have tipped that
>>68820580
On special
LE LATE GOALS MEME STRIKES AGAIN
italy equalizer inbound
>>68820580
On, cheers m8
>>68820047
PLEASE tell me you cashed out like we all told you to
>>68820580
Large on place small on win, as usual this thing will run 3rd as most your bets are dire
Hibs -0.25 a small. Stirling are ded
>>68820804
>>68820804
Except you tipped Stirling +
>>68820580
NEE a loan for this like air
>>68820893
Cashed out and put it all on Ireland as next goalscorer. Total is £890, thanks lads
>>68820903
>Australia
>>68820937
Dont recall doing that.
>all memetish teams going through
Is this some sort of jew conspiracy to keep Britain in the EU?
>>68821062
Think you can thank my wisdom for that, lend me a fiver la?
>>68820994
Have you lost the fiver I sent already?
>FIRST HALF UNDERS
>SECOND HALF LATE GOALS
>3 MINUTES OF INJURY TIME
FREE MONEY
fun fact: I played badminton against shane long's brother and sister a few years ago. He lives about 10 miles from me
>>68821062
Post slip
>>68821167
m8 I'm cousins with Shane Long no joke.
>>68821167
More like Shane Near amirite?
>>68821143
No, still have it. Can't deposit with it because my accounts are linked to my old paypal so I've got to withdraw it to my bank account which'll take like 3 days. Gonna miss this flatanon special
>>68821067
He hasn't posted his spreadsheet in ages because hes dac, his tips are only worth of place bets tbqh
>This meme ending
>>68821247
cant tell if serious
today has been uafc
What do you think about over 2.5 for thr chile game
>>68820320
>>68819412
this made me sad :(
consolation for the 120+ I lost
UAC after yesterday
Glad I stayed away from the Portugal game though
need a roy keane red card montage like AIR
>>68821574
>he didnt 10/10 3-3 draw for an easy 35000% return
>5 euros up today
yippee!
The formatting is a bit shit cos of all the bus parking on the flip side, seeing scenes like Ireland now is amazing.
literally last quid now, death or glory time. gib /bet/ pls
>>68822487
forgot my trip
>>68822619
>>68822619
not the first time I see this post with this trip
>>68822619
50p EW on flatanons tip lid
>>68822619
fuck off fatty you dont even have a quid
>>68822816
Name on TT?
>>68822816
Put a quid on it but forgot to do e/w fml
Anyone able to catch me up on how BB has been the last few days been /outshaggin/?
good day lads
In some SERIOUS need of help lads, down far too much today. Anywhere hiring forklift drivers?
>>68823276
Have a kit kat
>>68823276
Yes lid. If you don't mind moving to Melbourne.
Really hate it when teams don't release team info before a game.
Just DM'd on twitter four young players in PDL just to see if they're starting in their games ffs
Here's a tip that the bookies havent caught yet, if someone wants to correct me if I'm wrong.
Philadelphia vs Chicago football tonight
Their last game was 2-4 and Phillis last 3 games had over 4.5 goals
Odds of over 4.5 are 6.0 or over 3.5 are 3.25
>>68823837
The state of you.
>>68823928
Doubt the bookies would have mispriced a MLS game that bad
>>68823938
I have no shame. Booking my haircut today boys, might bring in a picture of Zayn Malik, boy is blessed with great hair
>>68823118
dumb luck. youll lose it back
>>68824272
>Not taking in a Joey Essex one
No wonder you get no girls m8
>>68824433
Might be on to something there
Going to start asking for fivers on Tinder
>>68824162
Look it up yourself mate, most of their games have been 3-2. I'm sticking £50 on over 4.5 and 3.5
>>68823928
that means it will be u2.5
>>68824571
PLEASE post screen caps
>>68824571
need screencaps
>>68824162
Not that guy but.
They consistently misprice MLS games every season. MLS traders are appalling. Few nights ago NYRB's were priced at 5.8 -1.0AH. They actually had NYRB's on the +AH and they won 2-0.
Thats taking into consideration that NYRB's had a full strength squad, were coming off a 7-0 win against NYC, 3-0 win against Toronto. Yeah they had a shaky game in the cup and got a penalty but thats a cup match. I've been betting on NYRB's for the past 2-3 years. They are always wonderful value early on.
Hey guys, today was even better than yesterday.
I was literally on a Manhattan street leaning against a building listening to the last 5 minutes of the match (as my phone is half-fucked and can't play video). Actually put in the bet at +970 but their system took so long/odds changed so quickly it took me 3 minutes to get the bet in, just pressing submit and submit and submit like 5 times until it went through eventually at the price shown. Imagine if I'd given up because it didn't work the first 4 times?
>>68824571
Why haven't I asked for accounts on tinder yet?
>>68824747
"Traders" dont price MLS. Syndicates trade MLS. The odds are never wrong. you just bet on games and get lucky. You are a lucky mug and nothing more. Dont reply to me with another example of a winning bet that was "great value".
>>68824872
Mugs get consistently lucky do they?
we got a lot of bets lined up tonight lads or is it a quiet night?
>>68824872
Euan goes paid and thinks he's a genius. Hmmmmm.
>>68824961
Euan goes paid and can't win a bet hmmmmmmmm
>>68824936
>>68824996
It is called variance
>>68824812
Do it
>>68824812
Post screenshots pls
>>68825011
you should refund losing stakes of any poor cunt who actually pays for your shitty tips when they dont win
>you will never be as cheeky as chris rees
>>68825011
>euan starts losing as soon as he cannot tip fake lines and fake odds
hmmmmm
Mc'wageslave CS student signing in.
finals are over, spoonfeed me some money please need to buy an adidas nmd r1, a blender, and an oven.
>>68825203
Good one mate. Gave me a little chuckle that.
>>68825209
>He tries to banter and create a community feel on a betting group/forum
what a fucking danger right lads
>>68825284
Put your whole bank on Croatia to reach the final. Get a loan. Go to a loan shark. Sell your nans dentures. Sell your kidneys.
>>68825419
>paying when you get just get a fake location app
enjoy your -ev, slug
>>68825439
madman
>>68825419
>auto liker app
Need this like A I R
Dat bb chimpout
>>68825497
just runs in background, i've liked about 80,000 profiles
>>68825439
>those emojis to dissipate the tension after your request
Does flatanon's tips usually shorten drastically a few hours prior?
>>68825419
What's the point of this if you have no chance of meeting them? Just like omegle then, surely
>>68825291
shouldn't give the "" ""tip""""""" if you arent confident enough to back it up.
>>68825352
>betting against TSUUUU-man
nope
>>68825632
Yep, even overnight usually so get on now if you're going to
>>68825656
Cheers lid
can't remember the last Flatanon tip that won desu
>>68825635
>he's not planning a trip to sa
any tennis tips?
>>68825687
Plenty of places though most of which gave money back or profit
>>68825643
What? Why are you on /bet/? You have to be 18 to gamble.
>>68825687
kek
did that nameless anon who posted the wealerdearler man (1st) yesterday and van dyke (placed) the day before post anything today? missed the earlier thread
>>68825643
>He only makes 100% confidence filled tips @4.5
>>68825922
will find out shortly, NOT interested in being a bottom however
>>68826010
You're gonna get pounded lid
Released a special. Everyone get #ON
>>68826213
Such an +EV decision lid, try it in the US for ultimate ease. Absolutely love an English guy in America. Make sure you write that you're English in your bio. EZ
>>68826213
Are you a dark skinned migrant? they love that
>>68826378
Could become a migrant, could also get a tan.
I tan so so easy
>>68826378
>>>>Pol
>>68826378
Sweden YES
Hass YES
Family dragged me along to a boreball game. Would rather be getting teeth pulled tbqh
>>68826489
Catch a ball for us lid
>>68826489
pmsl
>>68826552
talking HUGE sense here lid
>>68826552
THIS, grindr is so more +ev
>>68826601
More like +hiv pmsl
>>68820580
loads of top jockeys in this, scary. But O'mearss in form so why not.
>>68820580
thanks, lets get this!
>they didn't get on the Chicago game
>Over 4.5 goals dropped to 1.4 from 6.0
>>68826812
I hope you did each way
>>68826717
Probably the best post I've seen from an American in these threads.
>>68826841
Its still @ 5.8 you slug
>>68826841
Very strange post this. Either it is terrible bait or you are clinically retarded. With an odds drop like that, they might as well arrest every player and coach at the stadium
>>68826841
What bookies? Still @6 on 365
>>68826781
Post screenshots lid
>>68826924
>replying to it
but why
>>68826929
Skybet
>>68827008
the absolute madman
>>68827008
Hahahhaa what are you on?
here is a VERY +ev tip for my grindr bros. write in your bio that you are a bottom and do bareback. not only do you get a ton more matches but you save loads on rubbers as well
>>68827008
Just woke the dog up laughing at this.
>>68827008
kek
>>68827008
go get your knob sucked hass lid
>>68827008
Gays SO thirsty
>>68827008
Hahahahahahaha
Don't start talking about being positive or negative it has a different meaning in that world
>>68827069
Made me laugh out loud
>>68827008
PMSL
>>68827008
>Hass finding a foolproof way of getting accounts so I no longer need to bribe the postman
The obvious step here is to let him suck your cock then get the account, cheers lid
State of this thread, you can definitely tell it's the summer holidays. Hope all of you three digit roll, two digit IQ, acne-riddled, remain-voting Paki virgins fail your sociology A Levels.
>>68827121
fuck off
>>68827121
>remain-voting
>>68827008
Gays SO animalistic
>>68827121
Go brush your tooth
>>68827121
>not voting remain.
Boris pls that is so -evs
>hass is literally down on his hands and knees right now
PMSL
zzzzz 2 shots on goal all game and they both score one goal at 45+1 and the other at 90+1 actually pretty sure this is rigged. gums are in for a bad night
>>68827262
>openly being a traitor to our glorious kingdom
>>68827273
kek
Am NOT posting further screenshots of this conversation, am very frightened.
>>68827121
Please have sex
>>68827314
post them im very bored
>>68827257
Jesus Christ, it would be so easy being gay, I have over 200 matches on tinder and haven't been able to screw any of them
I've put a tenner on an 8 match accumulator for the last 16. I've got a 20 quid free bet and if I win will I be able to keep the winnings earnt by that extra 20? Or will they jew me out.
First time betting btw
>>68827597
Yes? Don't see why not
1 goal in the first minute, fuck everyone who doubted my tip on the Chicago game
>>68827597
you will get to keep the winnings on your account
but to make them withdrawable you need to bet your winnings like x the amount you got from the bonus
Hopefully someone can help, what do these numbers mean next to a team line up?
Fairly new to betting, pls no bully
>>68827700
appearances/goals I presume
>>68827700
Apps/goals??
>>68827597
My recommendation to you is not to blow your free bets on shit like accys
I used to do that aswell and I regret. You have /freemoney/, dont blow it
>>68827662
Sorry I'm a bit lost. What do you mean bet your winnings? Let's say I win an extra 3k on top of my original earnings due to that 20, do I have to bet that 3k?
>>68827700
goals/assists
>365 not letting me bet on corners in the england match
whys that
>>68827791
Fuck I've already done it.
>>68827766
>>68827765
Cheers
>>68827808
Wrong, ya mong
Americuck here looking to get into betting. I found DirectBet on the pastebin, are they any good?
>>68827874
Have sex you strange little man.
>Didn't get on over 4.5 at 6
Fuck you shrewdies. Euan losing me money and I'm not even paying for his tips
>>68827700
What bookies have this match?
>>68827655
2 goals now
so so many Qt's on tiMber, yet not a single decent pic of my mug to reel them in
>>68827880
People who use bitcoin tend to use Nitrogensports as far as I'm aware
Caxias RS (SW @1.90)
Medium stake.
>>68827797
It depends really, but for example you'll get a 20euro free bet. You'll bet it and win, now the bookie wants you to bet like 50euros of that for it to be withdrawable and not bonus money anymore. You'll probably find out more if you read the terms of the free bet
Pretty hard to explain, one of these english speaking cucks could probably explain it better
>>68828121
what is this shit
>>68827962
btts second half 3.8
Wish I put more money on o4.5 in the Chicago game, 3 goals now
>>68828147
Hass being a "top lad" as usual zzzzz
>>68828121
wtf dont be rude, reply
>>68828121
just let him fuck you and you'll get your accounts you mastermind kek
1 out of my 4 bets, I live free money
>>68828040
ah, know anything about Bovada?
>>68828251
v upset seeing this
About £2500 down since i started betting, going to quit now for good, gambling simply not profitable in the long run.
>>68828166
> didn't get on this
BEGGING for a brain aneurysm
>>68828253
Not many Americans come here m8 and most of us don't have any issues.
hopefully notable american poster Ameribets can come to your rescue
>>68828253
Not really but it seems to be one of the more popular choices for Americans. Can't say I've seen anyone have any problems with them desu
>>68828336
The trick for you is to pick what you'd usually bet on, and then bet on the opposite.
>>68828457
Is there anybody worthy of following? Feel like crap losing most of the time but i have a disposable income so not to worried, yet.
Taking over 3 in the Floridians v IMG game when it hits
>>68828364
>>68828424
thanks lads, only time I've ever seen a brit and an aussie work together
Hungary +1 is one of those rare mainstream specials.
>>68828251
hope it comes in mate
>>68828251
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>>68829040
45 minutes to score one goal, I'm just so happy that the bookies fucked up here. They were going off the last game which ended 1-0. What they didn't realise was that it was played in the middle of an oncoming blizzard.
>>68828251
What's the other three bets chief?
NEED a Copa America pick like air
>>68829239
Same match, had £100 on over 3.5, over 2.5 at HT and over 5.5.
I might start paying attention to MLS, all the players are showing shit there are plentiful goals. Watch the games is terrible do, so many adverts. "This goal brought to you by Toyota"
Genuinely worried about the state of /bet/. NEED the people who know about betting to use one the the /bet/ off-shoots.
>>68829409
Never posted there but every time I've gone to lizardbet it has been ded as fuck
>>68829409
Awww, is poor little baby angry that he was wrong about the Chicago game
>>68826924
>>68824872
>>68829340
I dunno man , looking at these results there is not that many goals in them desu.
going large on o4.5, no way it's a goalless half
>>68829548
But nothing he said there was wrong regardless of if your bet wins or not.
>>68829409
Been quite enjoying /eurobet/ desu
>>68829645
It's 3-1 at HT for Chicago game
>>68829409
make a thread on reddit then, why does everyone else have to do everything for you?
If both teams score in this half then all my bets will be in and I will be having a fat wank
gone large on southern california seahorses
>>68830363
good man hass
why are they still offering 0.0 asian handicap? pmsl
>>68830363
'May have had a few ciders tonight. Only know that Southern Cali have their top scorer on, haven't been watching a stream or anything but I like this rball and the fact they're 2 up already. Wanted to post this from 1-0 but got dangered.'
>>68830502
Line is getting smashed now anyway zzzzzz
Two Chile goals already
>>68830663
Thanks flashscores
>>68830637
1st half AH is at 1.7
>>68829747
I dont mind mugs being mugs and punting on the Euros. I do it too. I just cant stand people like tonight where they think they know more than what they do.
Chicago fire goal pls
>>68829409
join the voice chat babe
And there we go, 4-1 and all my bets come in. An easy £2,300 profit from £400 because Skybet didn't do their research and disproved everything.
Also, why is American football so shit?
>>68830761
Maybe you should try winning a few bets friend
>>68830797
If only the Skybet trader had looked at soccerway pmsl
>tfw got greedy and took btts/o2.5 instead of just o2.5
>yfw Chile goes 7-0 mode again
2h BTTS is in
Thanks Chicago
who /boycotting/ flatanon here?
4444444444444444444444
44444444444444
would make sweet love to Hass
1st half AH hup x
>>68831599
cash out and reback at 1.625 AH?
>>68831273
He's >due mate
>typing something not betting related into google
>automatically type soccerway after it
CAN NOT STOP
>>68831672
Nah leave it from here, expect SoCal to concede and the rball has evened up.
Maybe put a small on goal line a few minutes into the second half.
If anyone sees San Diego Zest come in play, please let me know
LOVE the O4.5 @6 guy.
>>68831852
A-are you shrewd now?
>>68832349
Considering he tipped floridians o3 and it's 1-0 in the 88th minute. I'd say no pmsl
>>68832029
v. worried
>>68832490
Never ever laughed so HARD. Surely you're having a bubble Ha$$
Might contact the real Basi Booms and tell him he is being impersonated, not sure if he would take it too kindly ;)
>>68832490
>More expensive than Euan
35x35=1225
>>68832490
>35 quid a month for soccerway and rball punts that my nan could pick.
Having a laugh there m8
>>68832349
Not really, I tend to tip good tips and bad tips, but I do rate and stake them accordingly. Just have a lot of time on my hands now.
>>68832411
Wasn't tipped on tipstertube so doesn't count :^) Just rated them slightly better than the villages who put 4 past IMG.
>>68832642
>>68832582
It's worth it lid.
>>68832625
Contact the 1 pound fish man too while you're at it
>>68832769
>Having a laugh there m8
Bingo.
>>68832778
I'd actually give you a fiver, tenner maybe a month. 35 too much though.
>>68832957
I'd pay a greasy 10NOK
>>68832957
I thought it was clear that it was a joke lol, I just got tired of all the follower requests.
I've said time and time again I'm never planning on going paid
>>68833053
Cheeky cunt. Was in the process of sending a few top notch chin testers your way.
>>68833053
You got anything on the EU referendum Hass? You study politics right?
>>68832778
>tfw you got on the HASS train before he started charging
>>68833053
Thanks for the goal line tip, well in
>>68833260
Yes.
I honestly don't think it'll be even close - remain will win by a significant majority. I'm on smed on over 54% remain, and and have a tiny on 55-60% remain percentage @3+
Can't be arsed to go into it in detail, but I am quite confident that it's not going to be anywhere near as close as it might look on social media.
>>68833630
Forgot trip.
The silent majority will vote in, and there's going to be no concern over getting the vote out imo, think we might see a level of turnout close to the Good Friday Agreement.
If Colombia v Chile gets canceled and rescheduled for tomorrow, will it void my inplay bet? Currently have over 3.5 goals.
>Interrupted
What did he mean by that?
>>68833750
Should I put the wife and wife's son on them to remain then at @1.25? Any chance of the odds getting better throughout the day because of exit polls etc.?
>>68833851
There are no exit polls so they can rig it.
>>68833851
urnout percentage over 70% is a very tempting bet.
>Any chance of the odds getting better throughout the day because of exit polls etc.?
>>68833930
this
>>68834096
66.1% for general election
67% for eec membership
You optimistic about 70%? Will most people really turn out?
>>68834244
A record number of voters have been registered, if you remember the deadline to register was even extended so more could do so.
>>68834244
66% for a general election is pretty high, this referendum has really gotten people involved desu and I think most people do realise that this is such a significant vote and will take the opportunity to turn out. The youth turnout is usually a concern in elections but in this case I honestly think everyone will come out to vote
WOW... Red Bulls lineup is out and its our second string.
No
-Grella
-Klejstan
-McCarty
-BWP
-Lade
-Zubar
-Duvall
ALL STARTERS, and RBNY does not have the strongest bench
RSL are still 2.28 to win this, they have a full lineup and I'd favor them to win at the worst of times
GET ON.
Marsch is giving up on this match, or hoping our subs can pull something from a hat. RSL is one of the strongest home teams in the league in the first place.
They should be pretty embarrassed if they can't beat this Red Bulls 2nd team.
>>68834677
On i guess
>>68834484
>everyone
As in across the age groups we will see a significant turnout. Hell even I, ADHD ridden as I am, will definitely be voting. All my past opportunities have either resulted in me either not registering on time, in the right place, or just I wasn't arsed to go out to the polling station. There is a significant motivation to go out and vote tomorrow.
>>68834677
>>68834777
on MARGE
>>68834677
hope you're right m8
1/10 - flutter
2/10 - tiny
3/10 - small
4/10 - smedium
5/10 - medium
6/10 - marge
7/10 - large
8/10 - sparge
9/10 - special
10/10 - bankroll
Correct?
>>68835223
what does this even mean? you bet 50% of your bankroll on a "medium" ?
>>68835273
Have sex.
>>68835273
pmsl surely nibs
>>68835277
>>68835277
>>68835277
New thread
