Friendly reminder that we could bomb Argentina from the sky and the sea, invade with our based American troops, and take over their country with ease. We could run our flag up their flagpole by next weekend if we wanted to.
Enjoy your """""victory""""" in a sport that we don't care about, savages. We'll keep living in the land of the free laughing at you losers LOL.
callate envidioso
Truth
>>68789936
>taco language
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VABYXwi.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>68789894
a friend of ours already did that for us
>tfw USA will never be in a conventional war ever again
Nukes ruined everything.
>>68790064
Mientras tanto tu vieja se la cojen los negros
Que descanso que sos
Que tengas buenas noches
>>68789894
MORE LIKE LAND OF THE FREE CHEESEBURGERS LOLOLOLOLOL
>>68789894
Nice pasta mang
>>68789894
Stay mad bitch nigga
>>68790068
>Falklands
>Argentina
>>68789894
why are burgers such sore losers?
>>68790209
>England
>Christian
Pick one, Sadiq.
Land of the Free! Where at every election you must be either black or white. There's no room for grey at american elections.
The country where people can't walk in the streets of every major city without being mugged.
Where a city like Baltimore looks like a war zone every day. Murderland isn't it?
The country that has so many incarcerated population like most African nations.
The country that has so many homeless people, as well as people dying from hunger everyday.
But i guess that having state of the art army and weapons is more important...
Please americans, stop pretending you live in some kind of capitalist paradise. Your country sucks ass.
>>68789894
why so salty KEK
>>68790133
Id like to order 1 Beefy Crunch with a small Pepsi please.
You go that?
>>68790682
>>/reddit/
>>68790068
Based Brits.
I don't get how a developed nation can get cucked so bad.
>>68789894
Classic America: "we suck at it so we don't care about it".
:^)
>>68789894
Take 5 sp argentines and 5 sp Americans and let them fight. My money would be on the argentines.
>>68789894
We have best meme
We have MEME SSI
the MEME lord
>>68790682
>Poortugal
Go shack it up with your hispanic bros. Mark your calendars WC 2042 will be ours!
>>68790778
ayy guacala Negro mugroso
>>68789894
i always secretly think that if we humilliate them too much they could bomb us.
You could use that to rig tournaments faggots
>>68789894
>lose a game
>threaten violence
My country tis of thee
>>68789894
You mad white boi?
>>68791000
this is an american-made anime imageboard.
speak english, nigger.
>>68790778
>american
>small pepsi
>>68790778
> small Pepsi
Diet Pepsi right ?
>>68789894
US4
Chile I don't want to scare you but Argentina is in the final and you're not going to win.
>>68791050
this is a Japanese website
>using VPN to troll in 2016
baka
>>68790209
not anymore
>>68789894
>This mad over a game we had no chance
>>68789894
you truly are the land of the free...kicks
>>68789894
We have the knowledge on how to create nuclear weapons, we dont do them because we are pacifists.... that and because it would create a war with Brazil, who also has the knowledge. Shit wouldnt be pretty.
Yeah and after dealing with south American "people" on this board I wish we would ravage and rape their sorry ass land
>>68792907
Don't use our name to justify your irrelevance, ok?
Why are Americans o so obsessed with blowing everybody up
>>68789894
>>68789894
Americans = armchair internet soldiers
>>68793045
who is this semen demon
>>68789894
Pls do it, i want to vote trump
>>68792907
Shut your lying ass up pablo. You don't have nukes cause WE won't let you have them. We will wreck your shit at even the slightest hint of aggression and no country will be able to stop us.
Do it and we'll give you the Falklands as a reward
>>68789894
So salty
>>68793045
>"Kailey, get up on that toilet and look scared"
>"but mommy it's dirty"
>"don't talk back to me you little bitch, I need to make a point on facebook and if I don't get at least 50 likes i swear to GOD you'll be sorry"
Being a white parent should be considered a mental illness.
We need another Operation Condor
Turn Messi into a desparecido
>>68795134
"""""""""""""""""WE""""""""""""""""""
>was just born on same piece of land
>implies he has something to do with it
>>68789894
>>68790051
samefag
>>68789894
You could do that, but we would still beat you every time :-) Go play with Mexico for the 5 place.
>>68790682
>There's no room for grey at american elections.
>He doesn't realise that every election is grey nowadays, since the candidates basically hold the same views on everything, except for a few policies they're never going to implement anyway, and are only there to make it look like they're towing the party line
>>68789894
LOVING this buttdevastation. delicious.
>>68792907
You're funny. I like you.
land of the sore losers
>>68789894
>getting cucked by a 5'5" manlet autiist with growth stunting disorder
>>68795134
How do these nuke creation process work anyway? Wouldn't it be easier to just make then in super secret bases so that the World Police USA won't bother you?
Was reading tweets from Argentines all night being shocked about how big American stadiums are and how they're even roofed and air conditioned. Third worlders are impressed so easily. Kek
>>68795648
You really can't do it secretly unless you're Best Korea
>>68795655
It's nice that you provided such excellent facilities to get BTFO in.
>lose a soccer game
>OH Y-YEAH!!!?!??! W-W-WELL WE COULD OWN UR A-ASS IN REAL L-LIFE!!11!1 F-F-F-FUCKING F-F-FIGHT ME!!!!1111!
Why the fuck did Americans become the embarrassment of the world?
>>68790196
US4
>>68795668
#REKT
>>68795669
There were retarded Americans that actually thought they wouldn't get BTFO by Argentina.
>>68795655
Kinda sucked that they had to be in Houston tho
Is there anything to do there except sip lean, listen to UGK, and get fat?
>>68795684
>There were retarded Americans
There aren't retarded Americans. There are just Americans.
>threaten with war after football game
>we don't care guys XD
>>68795584
This tbf
>>68795716
Got him!
>look how hard this aspy faggot is raging
>being this salty and edgy over a football match
lmao calm down, americunt or your fatass is going to have a stroke , it's only a game
>be me
>watch ESPN
>Walmart commercial
>Budweiser commercial
>Geico commercial
>WWE promo
>30 for 30 promo
>condom commercial
>free gay sex commercial
>infomercial
>vote Trump commercial
>Coors commercial
>suddenly, handegg
>then another commercial
Why does ESPN occasionally broadcast handegg?
>>68795762
to fill in time between commercials
>>68795615
I mean, I know everyone loves to call Hillary a neocon nowadays, but she's the exact opposite of Trump on pretty much everything
>>68795845
America is basically a laughing stock at this point, so ball-chained to corporations it's laughable,
2008 Financial Crisis,
No indictments on massive fraud.
They're not running the country, the investment banks are.
>>68789894
>run our flag up their flagpole
that's pretty sexy
>>68791060
>>68791109
Kek, ameriblobs BTFO
>>68795762
>>68795810
Good posts
I need to get out of here
>>68789894
>being this mad
GET SHREKT NIGGA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68790068
Fuck off Yanks we're not Warmongers like you. You got embarrassed on the Football pitch last night and you deserved it
Yet no one realizes that a CHI CA NO made this thread to get everyone against the US.
>>68789894
Listen lads, you got invited into the copa america and got to the semi finals and cucked a load of third world spics in their own competition in the process. Losing to Argentina who are probably the best team in the world and have the best player in the world is nothing to be ashamed of. You did us proud and every true englishman is secretly pleased at your success.
Based whites destroying subhuman mongrels
>>68796346
Shut the fuck up you massive cuck, they're a country of 300million and they do this poorly it's just pathetic
>>68796346
>best team in the world
AHEM
Why are Americans so shit in every sport not played by American blacks?
Truly a mongrel physically inferior "nation".
>>68790086
this
is Argentina the most beautiful country in the world?
>>68789894
wew this buttmad
>we
What's your military rank la?
>>68796638
Excuse me??
>>68791175
>implying moot wasn't a white nigger
>>68789894
Only from a yank.
This has to be purely bait. Seems all you yanks are good for these days is the levels of bait on /sp/
>>68795134
What would your pimply autistic ass do about anything.
>>68796676
Rome is ugly as shit.
>>68789894
>>68797085
>Venice_Grand_Canal.jpg
>Rome
Jesus Christ
>>68797164
we don't need some shit country with even more debt than Greece in the EU
>>68796283
Shut up you fucking queen it was good banter
>>68797228
I think that was the joke.
I hope.
Haahaha would love to see you cucks invade Argentina. You would BTFO'ed in a week if you decided to go in there with troops. You have the most weak soldiers in the world who got fucked up by fucking goat herders in FUCKING AFGANISTAN.... and you would want to attack crazy Latinos. BAHAHAHHAAHAHA
Only americans can get so buttblasted they have to call in an airstrike
>>68797164
Brits and Americans should quarantine them selfs from the rest of the world.
>>68789894
everything u said may be true but there still better than u at football lol
Reminder that this thread is classic /sp/ and anyone not playing to the joke and bitching about it instead is newfag cancer
>>68793045
What's wrong with practicing for emergency situations? Because she loses her innocence?
People are fucked up from all sides it seems.
>this fucking thread
Summer man. I don't think this semen slurping Siberian dogsledding forum is for me
>>68797350
>can't win war against donkey fucking dirt farmers
>think they can win war against people who actually have infrastructure and can count to 10
LEL
nice try, burger
>>68797408
>I hate banter me
Yeah I think it's not for you either anon.
>>68797388
What's the point anyway? If a gunman comes into the bathroom and starts looking under doors he'll notice if the door is locked, and if it's not locked he'll push it open
>>68797420
It's not banter, that's the point.
>>68797422
>What's the point anyway? If a gunman comes into the bathroom and starts looking under doors he'll notice if the door is locked, and if it's not locked he'll push it open
Only in America this is a serious conversation to be had. They are so fucking fucked.
>'we lose to nobody when it comes to war'
indeed you do lads
>>68797448
It's kind of fascinating to see a once thriving country collapse in on itself.
>tfw you weren't alive to see Britain blowing the fuck out of the Argies over the Malvinas
>>68797495
They deserve it. Now if only Trump would win, so we could witness a full blown collapse, it would be glorious.
>>68797475
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL my sides. How the fuck did they manage to lose 300 people with out having any opposite force. Bwahahahha
>>68789894
America. Listen to me.
YOU are an absolute gaping shithole.
YOU are the country unironically running a two-party state under the pretext of freedom.
YOU are the country unironically chosing between a reality star and a cuckold as the leader of the country.
YOU are the country who considers the financers of your worst ever terrorist attack as some of YOUR best friends.
YOU are the country denying it's whole country free healthcare while getting cucked by AIPAC to do it for Israel.
YOU are the festering warzone where YOUR citizens cannot pray, go to school, work or watch a movie without getting shot.
YOU are the country so buttflustered by losing to a bunch of third worlders in a sport YOU don't even care about (apparently) that YOU would seriously contemplate nuclear retaliation over a trivial game.
YOU are the cancer in this world.
YOU are a dead empire.
YOU are the malignant tumour ravaging the half-dead sceptre of Western Civilization.
Do not look elsewhere to place the root of the problems - the problem is YOU.
>>68797553
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>>68797553
Shut the fuck up statscock. Everyone hates you. Stop samefagging. Kill your self.
>>68797553
This. Americans are so deluded and funny to watch.
>>68797420
Yeah, check out this banter
>>68797553
I preferred it when we just called America fat or kept our insults to a couple of lines of greentext, so many wannabe wordsmiths in this thread
>>68797553
statschrist telling it like it is
>>68797553
>>68797575
ELITE SAMEFAG
>>68797553
based fucking statsGOD
>>68797553
Somebody had to say it.
>>68797590
why don't you go back to watching your women's cricket KEK
>>68797646
>implying I'm not still watching it whilst lmaoing at you're existence
>>68797553
These are all objective facts.
>ITT one anon from New Zealand posts every 60 seconds in the middle of having a mental breakdown.
>>68797553
wew lad
>>68797673
Basically this
>>68797545
>>68797475
kek it was mostly their special forces as well
>>68797553
epic simply epic
>>68797673
Just ignore the statsgook and point out the fact that he is a chinese racial supremacist
>>68797799
>yfw China reclaims its debt and tanks the American dollar
>>68789894
Why so salty?
PS: We also pushed your shit inside on 2002 basketball world cup hosted by you. Never 4get
>>68797475
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAAHAHAHHAHA
>>68797362
we should take our inventions with us while we're at it. enjoy living in mudhuts with no electricity and sports again.
US4
>>68797886
Ofc. Take everything and never look back.
>>68797553
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>>68796948
It was already posted yesterday. It's not pasta yet but it's still bait
>>68797553
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>>68797553
Oi Mark you going to the next eng stein?
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>>68792907
>we dont do them because we are pacifists
>>68798391
shut up mang porfavor , or else the usa will use their mighty nuclear arsenal on us , oh dios mio11!11!!!111
>>68797553
based fucking statshandsome
>>68790086
Yeah, it really sucks that hundreds of thousands of americans won't die satisfying some corporatist whore president's boner.
>>68795845
Trump isnt a conventional candidate. That doesnt mean Hillary isnt a neocon; she's basically George W. Bush plus Obamacare (a gift to insurance companirs that serves nobody else).
>this fat yank throwing an epi reg
>after losing at a sport he "doesn't care about"
M U H M I L I T A R Y
>>68797553
>>68797575
>>68797590
>>68797606
>>68797625
>>68797971
>>68798020
>>68798220
>>68798786
Flags are turned on ya dingus. At least use a proxy in a nation with more than 20 people next time.
>>68790682
t. Fernando Barbosa
rochas > american sluts
i'm sorry but i need to side with our white argentinean friends on this one
>>68801084
t. Jesus Jiminez
>>68789894
Just like a nigger when they rape white woman to get back at the man who's keeping them down.
>>68797705
'special' forces alright
Could China realistically beat the USA in a full scale war? No nukes allowed.
>>68789894
it gets even easier than that, we can just send our lap dog Englel to do it and they will do it for freee
Will other countries ever recover?
No.
>>68797553
HAVEN'T SEEN AMERICA GETTING TRUTH BOMBED SO HARD SINCE THE GOVERNMENT DID 9/11
>>68795648
The materials are man made and are watched very very closely by literally everyone
>>68801543
>german humour
apply yourself
>>68795669
I know
sometimes I think it's shitposting, other times I am embarrassed by the fragile egos
>>68789894
>losing in a sport where they are pretty good
>starts talking about military and stuff
Go back to /k/ you filthy fat planet.
>>68792907
callate mogolico, vas a revelar los planes secretos del presidente Macri
>>68802298
i'll take 2 steak tacos and a chimichanga, por favor. Andale andale amigo
>>68802298
espiki english or the yankees they go loco. veri dificul
excuse me , is this the place where america is bullied?
>>68797553
Based
>>68789894
How the fuck does this thread even have this many posts.. god you guys are so easy to troll that it's actually kind of sad.
soccer is for poor people lol
it takes money to play american sports, that's the difference
Europe likes playing sports that third world countries like to play
>>68789894
THAT'S NOT FAIR. IM TELLING YOUR DAD
IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE
>>68789894
Their troops would still smash yours at footy though
>>68793045
>no shoes while standing on a public toilet
What the fuck
