OFFICIAL USA v Argentina COPA Game Thread #2
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0-0
1'
>>68781658
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT
LMAO
>0-0
well that was fast
>0-0
??
4th for /arse/
LMAO
kill me
>>68781658
Make that 0-1
>American "defending"
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
First for USA
>0-0
IT BEGINS!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAJ
>>68781658
the end
>>68781689
>the city of (YOU)
lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI lAVEZZI
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
Press F to pay your respect to USA
Ez
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
>>68781658
>0-0
ITS FUCKING OVER ALREADY LOL
>>68781658
0-1
ONE
FOR
DA
STATES
>0-0
Might want to correct that shit pal
Well, Were going to get 8-0.
AYY LMAO USA
goooooooooooooooooooooooooolllll
Well alright then.
LMAO
inb4 7 - 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10-0 incoming
PREPARE
YOUR
A N U S
N
U
S
ayy 1-0 already
fuck
>>68781658
Stay with handegg
>>68781658
ITS OVER
feck
WE JUST GOT SCORED BY A FUCKING MANLET HEADER
RIP USA
that goalkeeper
Dat fucking assist
USA getting raped today
>0-0
lmaoing OP
OVER
HAHAHAHAHAHA
WEW THEY WORK FAST.
SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
>SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
>SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
>SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
>SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
>SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
Soccer celebrations are the worst.
its ogre.
what the fuck guys
>Aston Villa's GK
ayyyy
10-0 incoming
Should've waited like two minutes
FUCKING EMBARRASSING
letting lavezzi score on you
its over lads
what a nice play
IT'S OGRE
THAT WAS SHORT LIVED
fuck
W E L P
E
L
P
IM SORRY AMERIBROS
You might want to change the OP :^)
TTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
you guys will get 7-0'd
lmao
I played fut7 yesterday and they scored the same goal Argentina scored
JUST
>THE CITY OF USA
TOPKEK
J
US
S
T
>that goaltending
I can't watch this seamen slurping """"sport""""
JUST
>0-0
>cuckacaf
Holy fuck we're gonna lose 7-0 too
TOO EASY
>>68781658
some top quality defending you got there
It's going to end 11-0.
Oh boy, here we go
I DON'T THINK THIS SEMEN SLURPING SPORT IS FOR ME GUYS
7-0 INCOMING LADS
>opponents score
>your coach claps
LMAO IT'S ABOUT TO BE ANOTHER SEVEN
deport klansmann
>>68781658
>3 minutes
>2 minits
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
IT BEGINS
shiet nigga
OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE OGRE
GUZAN A SHIT
IT BEGINS
The meme is over. Based Argentina.
F
Its cuz we didn't play pulisic
CONMEBOL>>>>>>>>>>>CONCACAF
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
FUCCCC THE ONE TIME I WANT TO WATCH THIS GAY SPORT THIS HAPPENS
>tfw US0-8 incoming
OGRE
G
R
E
>USA soccer
Oh god, its happening.
>(you)SA
I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me, fellas.
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Topkek
gg ez
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
WHITED
lol 60%* cucks
*Includes "white" latinos
We don;t even care tbqh
>>68781658
>0-1
>-2
Not to be that guy, but is anyone else finding it difficult to root for America tonight? I mean on most nights yea, but when we're going up some 3rd worlders I can't help but feel our privileged lives allow us to easily cope with a loss while these starving, poor Argentines only joy in their brief lives is soccer. I love America but I'm too privileged to comfortably root for our side tonight.
>>68781658
1-0
LMAO
FCUK FCUK FUCK FUCKK FCUK
hahaha goal at 8 min, this gon be fun
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the americas world cup was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Patriots fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the superb owl seahawks
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
WEBM WHERE WEBM WHERE WEBM WHERE WEBM WHERE
Post yfw burgers start chanting "DEFENSE" when Argentina attacks.
>>68782001
No complaints from me.
Now we're going to get dicked on the counter....this is going to be ugly
I'd 1-0 be an american right now
Who cares? We dont even like soccer
that fucking goalkeeper, jesus
What would Trump say about this?
Fuck our defense
it's one of those match in which we need to score like 100 goals to compensate the 90 goals they will make
Get your shit together USA
USBTFO
dubs confirm 7-0
i hate being a us fan
>2016
>watching semen slurpers
Common tactic to let the opposition score early to make them complacent.
>3 minutes
>>68781980
He doesnt quite get the concept of americlaps yet but damnit hes trying
Not even the Dutch or Germans can stop the Argies.
No shame in losing to that squad Tbh
> 3' - Goal
> 1 Goal each 3 minutes
> 90 / 3 = 30
Argentina wins 30 - 0
>>68782042
Have fun lad
REMIND ME WHY THAT MANLET GUZAN STARTS AHEAD OF HOWARD?
GUZAN IS LEGITIMATELY TOO SHORT
I didnt care anyway faggots
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>American goalkeeping
fasilon
>>68781658
BTFO already fâm
6-1 prediction
someone come up with a mex7c0 BRA71L thing now
>>68782032
Argentina's white, dude, they're totally privileged
>"soccer is important"
>Implying americans will ever be good in any other relevant sport that isnt basketball.
>>68781820
dont worry, that's why handegg was invented.
3 minutes into the game. Already 1-0
This is not going to end well loooooool
>Guzan not only takes a step forward on that but then just watches it go by
Sucks
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AMERICA ?! No wonder there are so many goals in CA when teams are this shit.
>>68782010
is the game over? i must have missed that, nigger
Bring Mcbride on
>>68782032
Argentina is 2nd world lad.
There are third world cities in the US though, such as Detroit.
""""""""SOCCER""'
>>68782065
We don't care tbhwyl
>>68782065
Widen Darien Gap
No fucking way.
This don't look good, I swear to god you fucking muricans, you better not get crushed like the fucking mexicant's.
Don't worry Amerifats you're still world champions at handegg
>>68781980
TRUE AMERICAN
>>68781658
Usa IS KILL
BTFO
T
F
O
>>68782098
We literally have no good GKs.
>W-WE DON'T C-CARE ABOUT THIS S-SPORT ANYWAYS
W-WE DON'T C-CARE ABOUT THIS S-SPORT ANYWAYS
>W-WE DON'T C-CARE ABOUT THIS S-SPORT ANYWAYS
W-WE DON'T C-CARE ABOUT THIS S-SPORT ANYWAYS
>W-WE DON'T C-CARE ABOUT THIS S-SPORT ANYWAYS
W-WE DON'T C-CARE ABOUT THIS S-SPORT ANYWAYS
when is the GDP tournament?
WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT SOCCER ANYWAYS?? LMAO
Beckerman blows
This is literally our C team
>>68781658
>5´
>2 threads
>getting scored on by Ezequiel 'big in China' Lavezzi
FUG:D
ITS OGRE. LET THE BURGERNING BEGIN!
>be goalie
>just stand there and watch the ball go in
> there is still argentinians that think plays better without Messi
tanos BTFO
Soft goal to concede ;_;
As a Villa fan I apologise for Guzan
Dammit Im not comfy and the Memes have already started
FFS it's only been 5 min
C O M F Y
6pm cooffee
JAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA GET WALLED NIGGAS
W-will we get made fun of for anything worse than 2-0?
>>68782029
>argentina
>97% """""white"""""" *
>*mostly spaniards and italians
>>68782065
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>many many raisins
nice one Landon.
mexican are expecting a worst rape than chile vs mexico, so they can be free of the meme magic
Deport Klinsmannnnnn
>>68781901
the same Aston Villa that got relegated?
Will the US get relegated to Oceania?
>>68782065
>"What if we build a wall in front of the goal?"
>>68782042
>americas world cup
>>68782065
>dat pass
USA GOT MESSI'D
inb4
>never cared about soccer anyway
kek
>>68782166
CHECKED
Jesus Christ guys let me get into the thread first,1-0 already fuck
>Argentina is 2nd world lad.
I like those sweet lies they tell us to don't hurt us
WHERE IS ARGENTINA
WE MUST BOMB IT
>>68782166
Hmm
>>68782166
BASED DUTCHMAN
>>68782032
Whatever you say Tyrone, better go prep your sister's bull before he starts smacking his lips
>>68782098
Howard is basically retired from international competition
>>68782029
they seem hotdog skinned
>>68782166
wew
>>68782093
Fucking what? That Argentinian squad wouldn't make it to the fucking semis at the euros, faggot.
>>68782114
Apart from dominating the olympics, yeah you're right
>tfw we need them to score another for most dangerous lead
Tactical genius desu
>>68782166
Checked
im so pissed that I ordered papa johns and this will be a blowout. i thought USA would do better than this. rate my pizza
Beckerman is to blame for the goal, how surprising.
Oh well
>>68782166
AYY
WE OUT HERE
Who still /believesthatwewillwin/ here?
>>68782166
DUBS CONFIRM
>>68782114
I can name a dozen sports we are good at that are way more relevant than apehoop
>>68782166
CONFIRMED
>>68782065
Sad!
rotten argentina crooked something or another sad! not very good!
>>68782130
This. Not even our most popular sport
>>68782166
Thank you but it's not happening :(
Die with your boots on
MFW CHICANOS GOT ASSREKT'D WITH THE MEXICAUST AND SWITCHED TO USA AND NOW THEY ARE GOING TO GET COLONOSCOPY'D AGAIN
>>68782166
fuk u Máxima Zorrigueta
>>68782234
Too green/10
huh? did they mix their T-shirt? I only see black people on USA's side
>>68782166
DUDE
Amerilards?
When did uber get motorcycles? My girlfriend's Uber just arrived. It was a a black guy with dreads on a motorcycle. I didn't know Uber had motorcycles, but I trust her.
well usa woke up after the goal so it might not end 7-0
>>68782166
witnessed
>mfw the mexishits lost 7-0
>>68782240
will Obama drop nuke on Argentina after this match ?
>United States Mutant Ninja Turtles
COMO LA CONTROLAS PULGA
>>68782255
>witnessed
>>68782251
It's nowhere near popular in our country
>>68782224
You are wrong. Watch more soccer please.
>>68782251
Not even our fourth-most popular sport. I still care about this though
>>68782234
what the fuck/10
>>68782166
no even dubs can save USA, you need at least quints
>tfw basketball ended
>fucking hate baseball
>o look, povertykick
>already losing
I don't know what I expected
lol that was close
10-0 incoming
>Americans unironically thought they had a chance
This is sad to watch. USA really can only park the bus.
>>68782179
are spaniards and italians not white?
>Argentina
>all the players are brown
I thought Argentina was mostly white?
>>68782166
Hoooooooooooly shit
>>68782128
the majority of the area around detroit is rich as fuck, oddly enough. a dude i play counter strike with lives near detroit and his house is a few block away from the house of the ceo of bank of america
>>68782262
i dont know if id rather see our irrelevant national team win or chicanos get btfo beyond belief desu
Pls USA park the bus..
>embrace diversity
will the jews ever stop?
if repeating digits then Argentina will win 4-0
>this defense
4-0 will be respectable me thinks
It's like watching the retarded pee wee team going against the team who's coach tries too hard.
>>68782147
But choosing Guzan who got relegated with Villa and was fucking terrible all season is a terrible decision.
Howard was shit, but he can be decent and has proved himself at big competitions.
Guzan is unironically a manlet
>>68782166
PRAISE KEK
Its Over.
Meme Magic is kill
>>68782295
>american near me tries to tell me something about football
kek
Lel he missed argentina BTFO USA wins 0-1
>>68781658
THREAD THEME
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0glxkNl7DQ&list=WL&index=149
>implying I care
>>68782179
>Le Spain and Italy aren't white meme
Good goy
>>68782255
Who is this semen demon?
>>68782255
Anime confirmed to be shit
Double dubs confirm
mate this fucking commentator is shitting his pants everytime a ball is even near the box.
making it sound like a shot
>>68782296
>tfw soccer will be the most popular sport in the country before we die
Go USA. You can do this.
>>68782255
>>68782309
And I thought Santa Claus was real.
>>68782249
*retweets*
>Mexicans shitposting
lmao, how pathetic
meme magic works for us
AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS AMERISHITS
Too many threads open right now
http://www.strawpoll.me/10550235
http://www.strawpoll.me/10550235
http://www.strawpoll.me/10550235
http://www.strawpoll.me/10550235
>w-we don't like s-soccer anyway
>>68782168
Checking in
>anon, go buy some beer there's NO CHANCE something interesting will happen in the first 5 minutes
>>68782166
Mememagic pls
>wondolowski
>zusi
>beckerman
>>68782255 sauce pls
>US 0F 8
>>68782234
I dig the ingredients but it isn't toasted enough
>this entire lineup against a good team
>Stuart Holden and others predicting USA win
>Klinsmann clapping after the goal
Fuck off you delusional cunts
>>68782319
No.
>>68782255
S A U C E
>Zusi
Jesus Christ our commentator is fucking annoying.
>>68782349
that's me m8
>>68782234
hahahha, dude the vegetables are raw put that in the oven in low heat for 10 min
>>68782131
leave us out of it gringo. we are wise to you and your 'gaps'
>>68782255
Wew lad God bless the USA
I am sorry Pocho for not believing.
>>68782305
The difference is class is super obvious
But so was the miracle on ice
In other words I BELIEVE THAT WE etc...
post the mexican guy laughing at the crying mexican guy
>NFL still 3 months away
>>68782308
do you really have to ask that question?
Way too fast for you Murica
way too fast
>>68782355
hahaha, no. It'll be basketball.
if Guzan keeps this up we could be 7-0'd
fucking awful amateurish shit by Guzan
>>68782323
>2323
Repeats.
Delete this.
![guerrin-pizza-especial-jamon-morrones[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bmbS7Xl.jpg "guerrin-pizza-especial-jamon-morrones[1]")
>>68782234
>yank pizza
kek, this is a real pizza
ham
sweet red pepper
cheese
olives
>>68782302
the first 3 minutes and the anthem was epic though
but then i realized im an actual slave to the United States by the 14th Amendment.... fuck this bankrupt country
>>68782128
I don't think you know the meaning of 1st, 2nd and 3rd world. 1st is nato, 2nd was the eastern block and now is post-commie states there, 3rd world is the rest
THESE MESSI PASSES
>"and this is what argentina do, they spread you out and they come centrally, with messi and guys are running"
quality analysis pal
Ameribro reporting in. Can confirm soccer is gay and only the fags care about it.
None of my friends even know this game is going on and even if they did they still wouldn't watch this dumb piece of shit sport.
>2323
o shit
>>68782365
I wanna be her resupply ship if you know what I mean.
Offsides is a stupid rule and no nobody even knows what it actually means.
>>68782354
teams attack in this competition unlike the yuros
>this fucking commentary
And I thought Glen Hoddle was bad.
>Be USA
>Dont even care about soccer
>Lose 1-0 to the World Runners Up
>Be Mexico
>all they care about is soccer
>Lose 7-0 to Texas
>>68782255
oh my god source
>>68782255
RIP ARGENTIN/a/!!!
>>68782255
source????
>>68782341
REAL thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0KXV0gB0dw
>>68782400
wtf is like he got his real legs back
Remember when Mexico beat Argentina at the World Cup. It's not over yet
>>68782391
Would you like to cuddle with me?
We may not win, but at least we have electricity
American commentators aren't actually that bad.
Surprised.
Getting a bit too excited at points though.
that argentina team sure are agressive
>>68782404
EHH PU70
>>68782243
Right here breh
>>68782224
Wut?
A worse argie team eliminated Netherlands, Swiss,Belgium and barely lost to Germany in the WC
>>68782234
papa johns is shit tier
I'm pretty sure if we invaded the falklands we would win so I'm not really bothered
SHITS GONNA GET CHIPPY LADS
>>68782400
>That man leg
Is this in Ronaldo's boat?
Messi will get badly injured
Dubs confirm
thread moving too fast no one will see im chicano
>>68782423
>olives
>>68782423
>pizza a la piedra
>pizza
>>68782065
PRICELESS
>US08 INCOMING >US08 INCOMING
>US08 INCOMING >US08 INCOMING
>US08 INCOMING >US08 INCOMING
>US08 INCOMING >US08 INCOMING
>US08 INCOMING >US08 INCOMING
>>68782423
Looks dope
i know you faggots think we're terrible but can you at least root for ou team.. i mean come on
>>68782423
>whole olives
Alright then.
>>68782458
for you
quiero nacionalizarme Argentino no aguanto mas...
Puedo? juro que no me voy a vivir al conurbano bonaerense
>>68782348
> literally half a century as a muslim colony
> literally called nigger by their own country
just accept it, at least they are not indios, it's something
>>68782377
>>wondolowski
why is he brown
Is that Lutz Pfannenstiehl as co-commentator in the german broadcast?
>>68782454
lol whos the funny man in your png file
Have fun beating our American athletes that were rejected by other sports manlets
>chicanos barely recovered from the 7-0
>another one incoming
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>68782138
The north gets fucked again.
At least we're white
REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L
>>68782440
>Lose 1-0
SURE
>implying this game won't end 7-0
Brace yourselves lads, it's coming
>>68782431
how do i get the michael owen stream?
>>68782424
DELETE THIS
>>68782440
>1-0
So far my son... so far
>>68782411
>5 months seasons
i didn't actually think usa were gonna get btfo
Marcos Rojo looks like he came from a really poor neighborhood. Fucking poorfag face
>>68782487
Native American
>>68782423
dayummm
ITS NOT OVER YET AMERICA
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>68782423
Argies are not human
>5 mins in and already more meme magic than most euro matches
wew lads
>>68782470
Build wall
>>68782470
>70
Who /a/karin here?
>>68782423
lmao @ that spic shit
here is some actual creativity / deliciousness
>tfw you are too weak hearted to see USA suffer life this
>>68782224
The Euro sucks m8, wtf are you talking about?
>>68782510
argies stop at 5 goals m8
the shit bald guy is playing lol
CAN WE GET A STICKY??
>>68782463
>Swiss
>Belgium
Literally who
>Netherlands
Undeserved as fuck, should never have happened
And yes, they lost to germany, you got that right
>adult male 'sawker' fans
Yah well soccer is like the 12th most popular sport in america behind women's golf.
If our top tier athletes played this game, we would dominate every time.
>>68781658
We'll come back and win 7-1, there's not even any doubt in my mind at this point.
7-0 argentina edition
>>68782470
>70
>>68782423
>olives
CAN YOU PLEASE USE ONE THREAD
>>68782453
are you a pony? then no
WIZARD HERE
ARGENTINA OWN GOAL AT 22 MINUTES 22 SECONDS
1-0 is ok lads. no need to make them look bad.
Link for a live stream?
Y las velas papi?
What the fuck happened USA?
I thought you were the best at everything.
TEXIT WHEN?
>>68782471
>>68782481
You can leave them out. I'm not particularly fond of them but I don't care if they're there or not.
>>68782423
>olives
>sweet anything
fucking kill yourself nigger
>>68782423
>green olives on pizza
Nigga it's supposed to be black olives
Green olives are for munching on their own or in a martini
>>68782536
who threw up on the pizza?
Is Romero really Argentina's first choice keeper? As a Utd fan this astounds me.
>>68782436
That's pretty American of you, anon
>>68782255
motherfucker, you cant post that and not give any sauce
>>68782527
welcome to Copa America senpai
>>68782440
>Lose 1-0 to the World Runners Up
Better start biting down on that pillow mate.
>>68782502
>USA
>White
I've got some news for you...
>>68782470
C H I
H
I
>>68782366
boy if you dont
>>68782423
what the fuck is that lmao
>>68782556
you wish chilebro
Nessi will score a benulty
screen cap this
>>68782497
>Trashtalking the USA
kanker op kanker allochtoon
>>68782470
>Chicano
>70
this fucking commentary is blowing my mind
>>68782549
delete your account
>>68782536
That's terrible. I'd rather eat the Argentinian one and that one is bad too. It's like you faggots don't know about pizza.
Is this man famous to South Americans bros? I watched his episode of Chef's Table on Netflix and it got me right in the feels. His story is fucking awesome and inspiring.
I'd go to Brazil to eat at his restaurant if I wasn't a NEET afraid of Zika even tho I'll never procreate.
MISSED IT
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>>68782549
Exactly. Can you imagine some of the NFL athletic freaks in soccer? It wouldn't even be fair, America would literally win every single time.
is zardes playing gud or is he just getting alot of touches?
US needs to settle down when they finally have possession giving it right back right now
Literally just 1-0, stop overreacting. If it becomes 2-0 before 30' or alternatively 3-0' before 45', then we can start preparing for a devestation
Just fucking LOL
>>68782475
You are just jealous you dont have that ass
>>68782462
tfw Trump will lose.
>>68782573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOCIpxZ7PiQ&feature=youtu.be
>>68782547
You need to go tighter
>>68782470
CHI
>>68782575
fuck no this is our thread fuck off
>you like to see your goalie getting the ball out
>but thats bad because it means youre getting shot at
WOW!!!
>>68782470
>70
>>68782454
Sorry pal this isn't Memezuela
>>68782573
Enter here:
http:// cdnzcap.blogspot.mx/ 2016/06/x2.html
>american goalkeeper
If you had to name one football player who would dominate at soccer if he had focused on it instead, who would it be?
>>68782518
You honestly believe they will? Three zip the most playing like they're playing
PulisGOD when?
TIM HOWARDDDDDDDDD <3
>>68782470
>70
someone stop the magic!
>>68782423
>argentine pizza
wew lad, stick to football
ok guzan is obviously shook and has been since kickoff
>that feel when americans have all of europe supporting them
do you understand now, just how important it is for argentina to lose?
can someone link a stream please?
>Americlaps
>>68782565
I'm not
Pls cuddle
>not even 15 minutes in
>Murderball already in full force
Is this literally the ONLY thing teams can do against us?
>>68782549
>Bishop, Kobe, Kane, Posey on one team.
Rest of world should be happy we don't like this sport. With one of the highest incomes and populations in the world we could dominate.
>>68782372
nice
>U S A *clap clap clapclapclap*
>>68782536
Is that supposed to be a cheesesteak pizza or a reuben pizza or something?
>>68782423
LMAO wtf is this shit?
Brazilian here, let me show you what a real pizza looks like.
>>68782635
I dunno lol.
>>68782566
impressive
>>68782459
thanks brusil
who /100tifiko/ here??
>clap
>clap clap
>clap clap clap
>clap clap clap clap
Top kek
>americlaps
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>americlaps
Strategically-wise, are there things we can do to maybe be more offensive and sacrifice defense, or is it just a case of we gotta play better? Seems we're back on our heels defending this whole match 2bh.
>>68782593
>mestizo
>white
pick one and only one, plug
>>68782605
literally who
calm down argies only 12 fucking minutes
Who /outlaw/ here?
>>68782593
DELETE THIS
LITERALLY AMERICLAPS
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>68782470
>70
>TFW STREAM AUDIO AND VIDEO IS NOT SYNCED UP
it feels like they're in a different league senpaitachi
>>68782536
Get fucked by this fugazzetta (cheese & onion and sometimes ham).
y desde cuando les importa el fubol a los chicanos
de verdad creeian que pueden competir con equipos latinoamericanos?
> be Murica
> let's the ball to Argentina as if they can resist
Weeb holocaust when?
We need to purge /sp/ of this cancer
>>68782440
>Lose 1-0
>1-0
>1 (One)
>Americlaps
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU FAT FAGGOTS AHAHAHAHA
>usa b squad
>1-0 at 15 minutes
>on pace to do better than mexico
>>68782661
>not deep dish
LA PUTA MADRE
>AMERICANS CLAPPING
K E K
>>68782587
Not as American as posting glorious Iowa.
>>68782565
Get the fuck out of here Bra71L. Pones belong to America
>literally zero defense
>>68782605
I watched his episode a few days ago. Didn't know much about him but my parents have gone to his restaurant before and they like him
>bradley
voice of Jenny Taft, that's pretty cool
>>68782674
Your own census definition of "white" includes mestizo too, dipshit.
>literally no possession players in the lineup
>Thinking siege mode was gonna work
>Bradley
>>68782675
Literally one of the top chefs in the entire world, not just South America. Top 10 worldwide restaurant IIRC.
REMINDER COMMUNIST JEWS STARTED A CIVIL WAR IN GERMANY IN 1919 KILLING HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT CIVILIANS
REMINDER THAT THEY WHERE ABOUT TO DO IT AGAIN BEFORE HITLER RISE TO POWER
REMINDER POLISH JEWS GENOCIDED 40.000 GERMANS IN DANZIG AND HITLER WAS FORCED TO DECLARE WAR
REMINDER ENGLAND, FRANCE AND EEUU WENT TO WAR AGAINST GERMANY BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN JEW PUPPET STATES FOR OVER +60 YEARS
REMINDER THE ONLY GOOD KIKE IS A DEAD KIKE
Bradley is so fucking useless
JESUS THAT FUCKING SAVE
Bradley is fucking cancer
>US defense
LMAO
>Bradley turning it over again and again and again
>Casi Messi
>bradlel
Fucking why
>Badley
get it? cause he's bad
/a/
>americlaps
GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS
>>68782704
>Little Caesar's
>dat Messi sprint
Bradley is
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Soccer timekeeping is the dumbest thing ever. What kind of idiot designed it?
>>68782065
I don't know, but I think the goalie was nervous and didn't react because of it. I mean he just saved a messi shot with ease
MESSI GOAT
Who cheering for /messico/ here?
>bradley
just fuck my midfield up fampai
>bradley
shit here comes Messi
>Bradley
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>that beard
Punished Messi confirmed
>>68782704
Moses separating the red sea of pepperoni
>Bradley
LEL that defender got BTFO by Higuain
>>68782704
>shitty pepperoni placement
Bradley is fucking terrible.
Gud save Guzan
>>68782704
That looks good but why is the pepperoni at the sides?
oh look another amateur intercepted pass by bradley. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHITTY GARBAGE PLAYER STILL STARTING FOR OUR TEAM
>Bradley
>>68782593
>mestizo
>white
America how can you let a 5'4 dwarf score a header against you?
>>68782614
I think so too.
Thankfully I'm a duel citizen.
Have fun with HILLARY, AMERIKEKS
Is it me or every team in copa america is disorganised as fuck
Except Argentina of course they look like a fucking team knowing what is common goal
It's gonna be a long night. Sigh.
Messi-god
god dammit how does it take the whole US team to move the ball into the other half but one guy can get through all of you
and they just leave argentina players open like it's nothing
MESSSSSSSSSIIIIII
>Michael Bradley
i'm surprised guzan didn't shit his pants on that play.
>>68782593
>86% mongrel and white
what's your point, juan?
Can really see the difference in ball control between the two teams. Rather disheartening.
>Bradlel with shit passes
>Messi dribbling inside a 4 defender cube
Yeah this is might just be over already.
bradley is so hilariously bad. i laugh every time
>Bradelys """"passing"""
>>68782577
The numbers have spoken
TEXIT WHEN?
>>68782750
The damn English.
Why the fuck does this bald ass retard keep getting to play?
>>68782635
Le'veon Bell
>>68782730
B A S E D
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>Messi just ate the fuck out that defense
Truly great days of football man
All Argentina needs to do to win is to let them pass to Bradley
>>68782470
>70
>bradley
why is this man elite in football manager?
>>68782166
confirmed
americans, how many restaurants have those menus where if you eat it under 5 or 10 mins its for free?
Lionel Messi, (Barcelona) takes a shot against Brad Guzan (relegated Aston Villa)
This is like Make a Wish foundation for Guzan
This is gonna turn into a bloodbath
>>68782704
Get that shit the fuck out of here pleb. If your pizza doesn't look like this, it's not pizza.
is he right guys?
>>68782776
It was doubly bad because everyone else was passing so nicely and it actually looked like decent gootball
>>68782648
fuck off gypsy, 100% supporting argentina here
usa is about to get 7-1'd
screencap this
>>68782688
We are good playing posession game, counter attacking and we have skilleds players, sorry but u can't defeat that.
ameribros, what can we do to fix this team. meme answers need not apply
Holy shit they're sending three men to close down on the ballcarrier. Surely there has to be a simple way to combat this tactically? I Kean there must be 2 open men at all times?
>>68782691
>Mexishits talking
>After 7-0
How's being on suicide watch?
>>68782689
>sometimes ham
these people should get crucified
>>68782796
Looks like Obi-Wan Kenobi
>>68782796
>not including the drible
>>68782714
7-0 part 2?
BASED TINY ROMERO
>>68782837
lmao.
>>68782840
>pita bread crust
>>68782833
Never seen one honestly. Could be a southern thing.
>>68782841
>implying either has the stamina of soccer players
>>68782841
>Lebron James running for 90 minutes and 10km
Yeah okay.
>>68782833
every restaurant here has that rule in some form
>>68782841
You need talent to play 'soccer' not just muscles and height.
>>68782833
never seen or heard of 1 in my lifetime. must be a south american poor people thing
>>68782615
cheers
>>68782704
I see loss.jpg in this shit. I mean, Little Caesar's is alright, but god, I think the maker of this one fucked up, yo.
>>68782841
lol. no.
maybe if soccer was popular enough we could get new athletes that could dominate the sport
>>68782841
no, messi is the best player in a team sport alive
>>68782661
>br food
>hey, can I have a cachorro quente?
>sure, let me put milho, puré, ervilhas, queijo ralado, cenoura and ketchup. Do you want Nutrelinhas or Seven Boys?
>>68782666
WINRAR
>americans thinking they could beat england
>losing to argentina, a shit version of england
>>68782840
back to europe fag
>>68782691
EHHHHH PU70
Muricans are really shit
bad passes, awful controls
>>68782571
kill yourself shitskin
>>68782841
>Thinking athleticism trumps skill and technique
Go ask the African Nations how that is working out for them.
>>68782750
Redcoats of course
>>68782897
You mean authentic pizza crust.
>>68782959
This is from a New York Pizzeria.
>>68782914
>Wasting your time arguing with that
>>68782971
it's working well for us
>>68782971
I think he means if they played soccer their whole life as if they lived in another one sport country
>>68782841
Once again, americans being stupid on the internet.
>>68782833
Its the law in my state. I haven't paid for mcdonalds in 2 and 1/2 years.
>>68782956
They don't
>>68782229
>>68782245
I said relevant.
>>68783076
How is that profitable?
>>68782993
its still a gay as fuck pizza
Hey guys check out this pizza.
>Higuain
>Higuanodon
>>68783115
Do you not count baseball and apehoop as relevant, you fucking retard?
>>68782956
usa would stomp england, not even joking
>>68783157
>Chile
>Knowing about pizza
Stick to eating giant rats.
>>68783163
Oh my dog
>>68782841
Gyasi Zardes is like LeBron-lite, and look how shit he is.
Imagine a heavier, taller version of that.
He'd be fucking terrible.
>>68783247
chile pizza sucks, but i still know thats a gay europe pizza
>>68783237
we destroy teams that attack us, we'd stomp u spics aswell
>>68782956
(YOU)
>>68783336
England hasn't been relevant in years
>>68783151
They jack the prices up so people who can't compete the food challenges end up subsidizing us who do. Each value meal has a different time standard. I do the quarter pounder with cheese meal and I get 3 minutes to complete it. If I don't win the challenge it will cost like 9 bucks. A lot of chain restaurants don't operate in my state because they don't want to deal with it.
>>68783115
begging you to learn the English language
Si estos negros al menos aprendieran a bajar la pelota, podrÃan armar una contra, pero no pueden bajarla de pecho ni con los pies. Trágico.
>>68783445
What part of the south do you live in, you fat, welfare leeching sack of shit?
whats the european football equivalent of the USA?
>>68781910
Hey klinsmann said "we know how to stop messi", pls you were scored by our "friendly" style game, try to score 1 goal and you will see our fucking savage mode. Klinsmann is stoling your money.
>>68783508
i'm not on welfare. i just win food challenges like the law allows me to do. i'd be crazy not to do it.
>>68783541
Wells or Sweden.
>>68783598
Question still stands. Hopefully you can answer before your quadruple bypass gets underway.
>>68783401
Lola please, we need you on /tlhg/
>>68783574
Queda partido, no lo mufes
I BELIVE THAT THEY WILL WIN I BELIVE THAT THEY WILL WIN I BELIVE THAT THEY WILL WIN I BELIVE THAT THEY WILL WIN I BELIVE THAT THEY WILL WIN I BELIVE THAT THEY WILL WIN I BELIVE THAT THEY WILL WIN I BELIVE THAT THEY WILL WIN I BELIVE THAT THEY WILL WIN I BELIVE THAT THEY WILL WIN I BELIVE THAT THEY WILL WIN I BELIVE THAT THEY WILL WIN I BELIVE THAT THEY WILL WIN
he will score that free kick.
>I
FUCKING WONDO.
Jesus christ MESSI
Holy fuckin' shit messi
>>68783706
I'll be back
>>68782549
I really doubt that
What is to be done about the current state of flopping in manletkick?
>>68784110
Leni is best Loud
>>68784301
>filename
Reminder that Trump will die this year.
>>68784393
That guy cracks me up everytime
>>68784787
What a beautiful person, I must say. :^)
>>68783401
>>68783706
>>68784110
>>68784301
>>68784393
>>68784787
>>68784955
please stop guys, I don't want us to be universally hated like other generals
>>68784955
REMEMBER YOUR QUEEN
>>68785088
Whoops too late >>68785124
>>68785124
Nope!
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
>>68785088
Also don't worry man everybody left to the next thread
>>68785243
At least we now know you're an argie
>>68785312
Thank God
If I see one of you fuckers post in the next thread I will send a Lincoln to snip your fucking balls off
>>68785443
Don't worry about it, these threads go faster than the meaning of light, sound and existence, and even more when Argentina scores a goal.
One of these type of posts would be lost before you know it.
>Actual thread: 100+ posts.
>>68785443
Only if it's postal Lincoln
>>68785243
no matter where I go, I can't escape /tlhg/
>>68785243
>>68785124
>>68783401
>>68784110
Luna is better loud
>>68786100
Alright guys we have to go back. I won't post more Lola ok?
What's going on in this thread?
Some anon said that I wasn't the original one...
How old is your happy Leni, anon? :^)
3-0 Americucks!
>>68786200
Nothing
>>68786687
okay I believe you
https://cuckchan.org/trash/search/text/a%20happy%20leni%20is%20cute%20leni/page/10/
>>68786766
Are you fucking serious?
>mfw I checked
FUCK THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AND FUCK YOU
DUMB LENIPOSTER
Seriously though fuck soccer
Fuckign gay ass shit spic sport for gay niggers tacos
>>68786687
Holy shit so you ARE the original Leni poster
>>68787074
>>68787208
That's why I stopped caring about soccer and just focused on football, baseball and hockey
>>68787366
but soccer is football
>>68787643
>>68787731
fine, "American" football
>>68787643
Sports are for nerds t b h f a m
Welp, guess the thread is dying.
It was a funpost everyone.
Leni best girl!
Beaned
>>68788695
You lenifags are fucking persistent I'll give you that
>>68788784
BUILD WALL
![2_fugazzeta[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wHc8iFX.jpg "2 fugazzeta[1]")
