>>68693644

Those people on Dallas, my sides, ref has fucked you

>>68693644
If it said sheets instead of whites then it would be better as it would be like spreadsheets

>>68693672
Twice it looks like

>>68693661
How do you do this? Are there a bunch of Peruvians sitting in a room constantly refreshing looking for new threads?

>>68693725

MLS is so hard to bet on, the games are so open.

>>68693755
It's fucking ridiculous. The ball was a good yard over the line, then that offside call was dreadful too

Theme of the day

Absolutely shaking at my losses today, so I went downstairs to make myself a cup of tea. That will cheer me up I thought to myself, at the kitchen table was my wife and her son. Jokingly I asked what he had bought me for fathers day, they swiftly turned around and looked at me with disgust. He isn't your son so he didnt have to buy you anything my wife said, they both chortled to themselves. I quickly made my brew and returned to my office, still hearing them joke about me. As I entered I saw another bet had lost, I could feel the pain right down to my cock cage, I have now stared into the abyss. I'm now sitting here, my wife's son is on the floor bleeding, remnants of my cup embedded into his head. My wife is screeching, I whispered into her rancid ear happy fathers day. It's over lads I can see the flashing blue lights.

What is this GAY AS FUCK chanting in the MLS Dallas game.

Also, how was that not a GOAL ?!?!?

>>68693832
Because >MLS officiating

Portland Spartans is worth a small. 1-0 up at 1.72

Not much to seperate the two teams and rball is quite even.

>>68693832
I'd be less miffed if it was close, but you could've fit another ball in the space between the goal line and the ball

Wish I could cash out and back Kansas City. Dallas denied a reasonable penalty shout

>>68694015
Just bet double your original stake on Kansas then watch a draw roll in

This melt on sky news. Actually cringing hearing his voice and him saying "It's the 21st century".

>>68693809
Glad to see my short zverev story doing the rounds here's my other

As my bet draws to a close I begin to shake, a cash out value of thirty six pence is being offered as pity for the impending early stroke I will have due to gambling. A single tear rolls down my withered cheek, I know what must be done. I briskly exit the house, passing my wife's son in the hallway. I enter my 2006 Renault megane, insert the key into the ignition and drive off not buckling my seatbelt as there is no need for it today. I'm heading toward the coast, where I will soon become surrounded by the crashing waves.

I arrive, I take a moment to reflect on my life. All the errors leading up to this, the brisk times of happiness, my wife and her son. I put the car into gear and head towards the edge of coast, crashing through the barrier I land in the ocean. At the last minute I check my phone to look at my bets, I see that the last one has been voided and I have had my money returned to me. A smile begins to appear on my tired face as water slowly fills the car.

fucking hell dallas

>>68694136
ITS 2016

>>68694136
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

>>68694163
This is actually fantastic. Save them for times of need. When the whole of /bet/ is dac.

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>mfw americans have hydration breaks instead of water breaks

I don't think this gallon cola guzzlin league is for me

>>68694217
Nice meme

>>68693809
>I can see the flashing blue lights.

especially enjoy this bit pal.

Now I am become DAC, the destroyer of bankrolls.

Want death.

Can't help but to giggle at how poorly this officiating is.
>tackle guy in box, no penalty
>dive in the box, give penalty
What a time to be alive

tears baddy!

>>68693644
pmsl great op

Fort lauderdale and vancouver please win.

>>68694961
>Irish nationalism

Fuck off potato

>>68694961

maybe you can finally become self sufficient instead of leeching off Britain and Europe pmsl

>>68694961
>NI will be fucked financially by a Brexit
Why?

>>68695032
they get a lot of EU handouts

>>68695032

he dooesnt realise contries existed and prospered before there was a huge European socialist experiment

>>68694961
>implying a Brit passport isn't the 2nd most best one to have in the world

BDF finishes 10-0+

>>68695079

Travelling with friends who have a Brit passport over the last 10yrs, I can hand on heart say the Irish passport has been better. Especially in Asia

>>68694961

You know who else suffers?

A heroin addict if you take away his drugs. Do you think that this shouldnt be done?

You will suffer and then get better and prosper. This is what happens with every reduction of government power. Now go have sex.

>>68695115
It really doesn't but I am not against a small on that handi

>>68695152
Stop pretending to be Irish and ruining our good name abroad you cunt

>>68695195

Fuck up you free stating knacker

>>68695216
Off yourself you inbred mentally deficient orange bastard

>>68695244
>Irish flag
>Calling someone inbred

Ironic to the extreme ya potato munching nonce

WHITECAPS PLEASE. ON MY HANDS AND KNEES. CAN NOT TAKE ANOTHER LOSS.

>>68695152
Which places in Asia charge less for visas than for a Brit one? I've been all over that part of the world and never come across any.

>>68695165
>It really doesn't

As evidenced by the UWI-Pinelands game, there are A LOT of Turks in Barbados. This ends in a silly score.

>juveguy absolutely drifting away from top 3 in the TT competition
I mean I know he hits a 100/1 shot in the final and still wins but I'm enjoying this

>>68693449
>Euan doubting a BT large

Oh dear

>>68694961
Love it if we could cut you tossers off.

>>68695347
Pinelands statred the game with 7 players though

>>68695383
>le dont post the info and act smug when he's finally winning man.
Ok pal, whatever helps you sleep at night. You could get your own trip and tip if you felt you were actually profitable rather than hiding as anon so you dont need to take responsibility for losers

£60 off £2k what's the bet to send me into the 2 thousands (I posted the other day saying that I'd just reached four figs so it hasn't been a bad week lol)

>>68695484
Pmsl ANOTHER easy nibs there

>>68695357
ive given up. it's a terrible CS memefest tourney

VANCOUVER WHITE CAPS IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVOUR I COMMAND YOU TO SCORE.

>>68695712
Please hit a massive long shot in the final though, the scenes will be incredible

>>68695655
Good one pal. Remember to make a note of that on in your notebook

>>68695655

PMSL got him SO good, bet Euan is pulling a proper angry glare at the screen right now KEK

>>68695743
just for you......

>>68695274
After your back from butty shop fancy shinin me boots govna'?

It's been 3 days. Why are TT not putting my wins up.

>>68695818
Tell her to PLEASE have sex

>>68695818
Do NOT reply.

>>68695818
PLEASE reply "Who is this?"

>>68695818

Just post a link to this thread

Juve. Going to need you to explain your employment status.

Can someone correct me if I'm wrong on who wins each group.

England need to WIN, or if they draw they need Wales to draw or lose.

Germany NEED to win and ensure that they don't concede. IF they draw, they need Poland to draw as well.

Spain need to WIN or DRAW

Portugal need to WIN.

These are the teams I have to win each group stage, got £200 at 12/1 on it. Only one I'm worried about is Portugal as they have been utter dog shite.

>>68695847

She's a bit of a slut, interesting girl though.

>>68695866

I am replying but only out of boredom, no intention of getting with her.

>>68695880

too late soz mate

LARGE ON CAVS MONEYLINE

>>68695909
>England need to WIN, or if they draw they need Wales to draw or lose.
No. They need nothing. Officially they need a draw but it would be mathematically almost impossible to gout even with a loss.
The rest I cba to work out for you.

Down so much today, any decent meme bets floating around? It's either gamble the rest of my money away or write more /bet/ stories.

>>68695909
>>68696071
Oh wait. to win the group. Er yeah win or a draw will do it if Wales fail to win.

>>68696079
Seek help.

>>68696071

We want to win because we want to face a 3rd place team.

No point taking it easy just to scrape through then end up facing some other top team.

>>68696079
Which losses?

>>68695909
>>68696071
>>68696105
>City of me
Any result is fine if Wales fail to win. But need a win if Wales win.

>>68696079
OSA -0.75 is THE rball addict bet of the night

>>68695739
wew

>>68696184
Shaking with joy. Would have written my will if they conceded.

Why is bet 365 not settling the fort lauderdale game? It finished like 3 0

Logged into my Unibet, buzzing after seeing a Hass tip. About to place a bet when I get informed that 10p is the minimum stake value and 4p will not suffice.

>>68696410
What's your paypal lad, I'll send you some money.

Anyone got a Hass song?

Tried to replace Euan with Hass in the Euan song but it doesnt fit, need a new one.

>>68696410
Actually laughed at this.

>>68696126
I bank at every 250 and start again from 20, got up to 80 then just threw most of it away on shit bets.

Was large on over 0.5 goals for the frogs.

>>68696410
This level of dedication for such a terrible gimmick can only mean you are SP

>>68696434
Could you send it to Skrill ...

>>68696445
Sorry pal. Pray for me for Trinidad to win.

207.5 under for game 7 today, reckon its worth a punt?

has anyone had success at the euros? lost the romania bet

So what's the official meme bet for the knockout stages lads?

Are we sticking with FH unders or shall we change to match goes to penalties or muggy corners?

>>68696547
>Bollywood
>India

>>68696478
Don't have it, paypal only

>>68696505
If they don't I'll get the fella who's from there kicked off my uni course as revenge

>>68696569
fh under?

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>>68696547
>banging pakis

Is she at least a top notch lightskinned one?

>>68696437

whats the Euan song???

>>68696603

under 1.5 goals first half

Averages about 1.3 but has come in almost every match so far.

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Asia is beyond a joke now when it gets this easy, past caring about profit and just want the challenge back

>>68696547
Kambakkht Ishq

Actually the only one I know, but I remember it wasn't too terrible and Sylvester Stallone is in it.

>>68695909
England have to win unless Wales fail to win then anything is fine.

Germany have to win if Poland win and can only afford to win by the same amount of goals or more than Poland do. If they win by 2 less than Poland do then Poland top the group, if they win by exactly one less than Poland do then it will go down to fair play over the whole group stage where 1 point for a single yellow card, 3 points for a red card as a consequence of two yellow cards, 3 points for a direct red card (a yellow card followed by a direct red card will be evaluated as 4 points) and fewest points advance. If they're still tied then then it will go down to coefficients where Germany will win.
If both Poland and Germany draw then Germany go through.
If Germany lose then they will not top the group.

Spain top the group with a win or draw

Portugal need to win and win by two or more than Iceland win by assuming Iceland win.
If Iceland draw or lose then just a Portugal win will do.
If Portugal only win by the same amount as Iceland do or less then Portugal will not top the group.
If Portugal win by one more goal than Iceland do then again it will go down to fair play points or coefficients if still tied.

>>68696589
Just conceded lad. Would advise a rape claim.

>>68696551
Already backed o211.5, golden state -5, and Lebron o53.5 points, rebounds and assists

>>68696701
over 211.5?
you sure mate? dont game 7s get defensive?

is a straight bet for gs worth or should i copy you

>>68696586
[email protected] xo

>>68696701
im new but how can a line be negative

>>68696749
Typically ya, but I thought the price was decent enough. Honestly think it will be a close game, but can't see Golden state losing at home with Green in the lineup. Only took the -5 for better odds

>>68696799
>im new
thanks for the clarification there Bruce

>>68696836
>Taking the bait

>>68696799
Meet some Aussie anons to get the inductee chin testing.

I'm betting on sports for the first time for the NBA game 7, who should I bet $20 on?

>>68696915
R
A
R
E

>>68696915
>Its a Dominican flag but not Nestle

Feels bad desu

>>68696915
P-pac Mac, is that you? Also, Warriors ML is THE bet

>>68696915
Nestle why you pretending to be new man?
>>68696952
Newfag

>>68696701
where did you get 211.5 at? I'm only seeing 207

>T&T U20
Surely a 2/1 fix

>>68697000
It's one of the alternative lines. Should be @2.6

>>68696915

>Nestle suffered a horrific accident sending his memories back 2 years

>>68696957
Cavs not gonna do it?

>>68696957
Wish it was. :^)

>>68697100

>Malta

hmmm

>>68697073
Don't see it happening.
>>68697100
No need to wish friend ;)

>>68697100

HOW did you get a job with them lad. Anything I've applied for has told me I didn't have the experience

>>68696701

laying all these

>>68696966
>>68697069
I'm the other Dominican that browses 4chan not Nestle, call me El Preaidente or something equally retarded

>>68697154
might put 20 on giants then.

is ml just betting who wins?

americans are confusing

>>68697100
Forgot my proxy

>>68696156
pmsl

>>68697185
pmsl

>>68697191

post pic from your window

>Forget to check CSL every fucking week
Have there been any fixes yet?
I guess I might as well ask if the pope is catholic.

>>68697208
10/10

>>68697204
Basically it's SW, ya
>>68697185
Can't get enough of this meme

>>68697208
KEK'd loudly

Anyone remember the time Kurt posted on here with his bus pass?

>>68697254
nah fuck it im taking cavs

https://nitrogensports.eu/betslip/c6791ebN1dHakVaM0MxcFJSUHNRdWd2M0V5Zz09/r/702986/

The real G took 30k on this

>>68697208

PMSL. You aren't all that bad sometimes lid

>>68697287
Yeah he wanted people to stop leaking didn't he? Posted a Maltese bus pass kek

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>>68697452
Hope you're not joking lad

>>68697477

the only thing leaking is pre-cum from my caged up dick at the thought of another Hass tip tonight

>>68697242
I'm at the sports betting place

Just bet on Cleveland, wish me luck

>>68697452

Was just about to share my 2 lol

>Went big on France and Swiss u.5 at HT
>Use all winning on GSW -5
Wish me luck boys. This is my week's rent money.

>>68697505
Would love to see this flag more often.

wew

Gives me memories of all those essays I had to write in A Level Econ about the failing state of the Dominican Republic

>Osa

Fell for the meme

I really don't think the Cavs win but I want to be on them anyway.

Weird feels

Not sure why I'm awake. Oh yeah, that guy promised me a fiver to my paypal

On all fours for a Trinidad goal. Would sacrifice an inch off my dick for it.

>>68697592

The only failed state here is the state of your appearance.

>>68697819
Pmsl

is o 211.5 worth?

want to bet for the cavs.

>>68697856
Didn't even snigger

>>68697869
It probably doesn't win (mainly because I'm on it), but sure, why not

>>68697177
Not working as a trader tbf. Currently working for one of the other products.

Will be looking for a gig as a trader after summer though. Seems to be a case of just knowing the right people.

>>68697992

Fucking prick, why would you sell out?

Who are you working for?

When you are a trader can you give me an unlimited account for 10% of my winnings?

>>68697992
It always is

>>68697869
No. Historically, all game 7 have been low scoring issues but then again most NBA finals don't end up in lopped sided scores due to one team hits 3s like a stripper hits cocaine.

>>68698166
iguodala isnt in 100% form rn, how is are GS going to hold back James?

juveguy is cute, CUTE

>>68697992

Yeah my mums friend just told me about how her son went out to Malta on holiday, got with a bird who got him an interview to be a technician at a betting company and now hes worked his way to be a trader after two years of that

>>68698216
What I meant was that due to GSW tendency to score via 3 pointers, it will end up normally being a high scoring game. But historically, game 7 NBA finals have been tight affairs, I have no idea who will win but I have money riding on GSW ML.

Need some /bet/ magic so Trinidad win this

>>68698775

It's not a Euro game so not sure if le late goal meme can help you this time lad.

UWI Blackbirds paying ANOTHER team to not turn up and concede goals

>>68699129
Really lad?

>>68699190
4-0 after 12 minutes, what do you think? SMASH the overs.

4-0 uwi already what the fuggg

STILL waiting for the promised fiver

>>68699289
u9.5 was the bet before it started.

What were you expecting?

>>68699380
meant o9.5

>>68699380
This post makes no sense

>Hass going to stat pad on one game to hide the fact his tips have been dreadful

>it's a Hass doesn't stop rebacking episode

>>68698052
Head was in shambles after losing sums in November and December. Needed a steady paycheck to find it back.

Working for one of the big boys

Will trade you an unlimited account if you pay my sub to Euan his TT.

>>68699129
Need 5 this half or will be putting in shifts on cleaning duty for the rest of the month.

>>68699456
see
>>68699442

Been posting winners all over the gaff m8.

Byasen 2 and Washington Spirit were THE tips of the day friend.

555555555555555555

>got o5.5 2.25 fh

pmsl got too much money tied up on nba finals, i'm going to miss out making massive here

Also o 9.75 is a MARGE. Not gonna TT it because jealous Janes are gonna call it statpadding

Remember to back overs and not handicaps in case they decide to walk off the pitch

FH o6.5 @ 1.83

WEW
E
W

>>68699818
Can you give me a tip to 10/10 stake on Brian and salvage the stats

is this ANYWHERE besides 365?

>>68699646
Will trade you a sub to my tt for an unlimited account

>>68699939
>it's another Hass obscure tip

>>68699939
It was on ISN then disappeared then came back but disappeared again, might come back again but I doubt it

>>68699950
You might as well offer nothing in return then

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Reminder that I have only lost 1 (ONE) tip today.

All bow to my model.

Just me that has £5 on every double score line for full time result on this UWI Blackbirds game Hahahah come on lads 21-0

777777777777777777

>>68700025
Just fucking rude that. I'm sure a good bettor like Nestle knows a good tipster when he sees one

>>68700115

strange post this

>got the reback on o7.5 fh and 11.5ft on just before the 7th goal

so fucking based, triple'd my roll so far

>betting suspended

Hope you MARGE staked overs.

Don't have a 365. Ill tbqhwy

>Bet365 permasuspended

KEK

Have to say new Top Gear is starting to grow on me

Killed another fresh account on overs and -handis

Over 9.5 FH? Is it gonna happen?

>>68700236
going large on 13.5 ft again,

>>68700193
Bought an account off a girl I knew from sixth form yesterday from £30 PMSL.

How do these games even happen?

Is it like pros against amateurs or something like that.

>>68700291
they're rigged and we're all gonna lose our money and our accounts suspended because bet365 think we're barbados criminals

88888888888888

>>68700279
pmsl nice one lid. I got my last account chinned after 2 bets ffs. Bet365 SO stingy these days.

>>68700291
UWI are either paying some Rendezvous players not to turn up or paying them to turn up and concede a shit ton so they can be champions

888888888888888888

taking smalls on 20-0 126 and 19-0 67s

put the wife and kids on goal line over 15?

>>68700291
Rendezvous have 3 men short because they have to pick coconuts off trees pmsl

>>68700377
UWI dont even need to win. Please learn how to read league tables

It is almost 1am in Reykjavik and Big_Al is betting on the Barbados Premier League. Reminder that he has a wife and kid and is a horrible addict.

>>68700372
Honestly just message people you used to go to school with and tell them you're doing matched betting or something.
What works really well is if you tell them that if they get others to sign up too you'll pay them for referring them.

>>68700467
BDF just beat Paradise putting them on 44 pts and UWI on 42 pts so I'd say they do. Calm down you fud.

>>68700471
>Big_Al is betting on the Barbados Premier League
Think you'll find he is just wishing he could

>>68700143
Sorry lad. Bit frustrated. You'll make a comeback as King of bet very soon.

9999999

999999999999999

>>68700210
except for that bald thick rim glasses wearing bastard and the black guy and the women, its ok

Holy shit. People who bought u206 on fucking suicide watch.

>>68700555
Euan hates it when others make money off their own bets

>>68700555
I meant they dont need to win like this you mong.

>>68700624
fucking thank god i didnt

10101010101010

101010101010101010

>>68700642
>Implying they don't want the 2020 like its fucking specsavers

>>68700624
Yeah U206 in the Blackbirds game is gonna be sweaty

>>68700642
Pmsl you're so pathetic, you said they don't even need to win this not that they don't need to win like this. Seek help, you deluded little man. Imagine never being able to admit you're wrong about anything.

11

FUCKING

11

1111111111111111

bye bye account ; ;

>>68700642
Tears at this excuse, why are you so angry all of the time?

Hahahaha all my overs bets are already in, up insane amount what should I put it on now

>Blackbirds making substitutions
JUSTTTTTTTTTT

111111111111
When will it end?

LEL

>Blackbirds subbing already
pmsl may as well sub the gk off and bring on another striker, still won't lose

Suspended markets ffs

>don't have a penny on
zzzzz

>12 and not a penny on

Tears at me

131313131313

Account well and truly cunted.

Been max staking all overs and first half handis.

Proabably around 14k profit so far.

>got on 20-0 at 101s and its gonna go way over

ROUGH

FUMING that I'm missing out on this gold. Someone PLEASE chuck a fiver on for me

>>68700901
ha made about a tenner lad haha what am i like

the one fucking time

>>68700901

Would LOVE to see your 365 history desu

PLEASE PLEASE put money on for me someone

i never know what the fucking is going on in these /bet/ threads

some random stats, some random banter and random shit everywhere

JUST GIMME A SOLID BET F _ A _ M

zzz

>>68700970
Will do once I stop SHAKING

match goals over 21.5 put the wife's son on it lads?

>>68701006

Stuck a fiver on next goal Rendezvous for you

>>68700787
Im literally up thousands of pounds lying in bed. I am not angry. I was pointing out the idea UWI paid the other team to lose by an embarrassing margin didnt make sense

FH fixed for U13.5

really hoping these Caribbean gangsters have CS at 20-0