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>Puma
PAYET
A
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dubs and I get a gf this year
nth for mountain jews
hahah another shirt ruined
FUCK ANY PREDICTION
I JUST WANT THOSE REPEATING DIGITS
AND SOME (You)'S
Dubs and payet scores a blooter
>it's another 0-0 game
memes
hahahahha
This fucking game
Did another Swiss shirt get ripped?
SOMEBODY SAVE ME
Who is responsible for this?
>>68691393
Thanks, I will save that for after the game.
Quality of the shirts is even worse than the quality of the match.
>swiss kits
dubs hehe payet assist
>City of Puma
Trips and Doujour scores
>>68691480
Pogba.
>>68691480
PUMA?
>>68691480
puma
>Swiss shirts
Puma should fire whoever is the foreworker in the chinese kit factory.
who /pants/ here
>>68691442
At least You tried
I've just put 18p on France to score first which will return £1.00 if it comes in
Which team should i cheer for? now that Mexico is out.
>de gay
>swiss engineering
>>68691442
I give you my dubs
>Chinese shirtmakers
Do you think Poland can wreck Ukraine in the next match
>>68691480
This is getting ridiculous ffs
How much would you pay for payet (29)?
How much for pogba?
>PUMA
>U
>M
>A
>Puma
wew
Have Puma made these kits out of wet tissue paper?
>puma furnitures
>tfw I sell these tops at work
>tfw they're fucking awful quality
>3rd shirt on the same guy
Swiss please
>>68691480
illuminati
Please better pictureswebms of her LADS WHERE IS THAT BASED SWEDE WHO POSTS CUTIE WEBMS
How do you pronounce Pu70?
>>68691525
Shirts made in china, I bet ya
Gelson Fernandes will score again like he did against Spain.
>>68691392
no seriously, why do the swiss shirts keep getting ripped?
>>68691464
Bet 1-1
>>68691480
They bought the pitch, balls and jerseys from the same Indian supplier.
>>68691480
>shirts made of paper
dubs and everyone in this thread will get a gf
JUST FUCK MY SHIRT UP
HANDBALL
>>68691455
> The crumbling schloss of (you)
this is it lads
this is the moment
>>68691455
Seems you will have both
>voluntary hander
>no card
PAYET
>>>68691480
>this shirt costs me a 100 bucks
So now that France is shit, which teams are actually good? Everyone was saying how shit Englel is but I haven't really seen any quality from the big teams.
>>68691480
puma, where you can buy your jerseys 40% off
pumad
tfw Payet scores this
NOW PAJEET MY SON
dubs and payet scores
>>68691480
niggers
eeh I mean French players
What are you guys eating and drinking?
>Swiss tactics
Hopefully Payet scores this so we can see his coalburner wife and her son in the crowd.
>Pooyet
>>68691442
These dubs say you'll get a gf
Okay now that I got repeating digits, let's try this again
Trips and a cheeky injury time goal by Switzerland
who /a/ here?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68691382
Well, it technically doesn't with UK. Since Pitcairn is in Oceania, Indian Ocean Territory is in Asia, UK/Gibraltar/Cyprus areas are in EU, Cayman Islands, Bermuda are in Caribbean. Ascension is in Atlantic. Falklands + Sandwich Islands + George Island is in South America.
So, it doesn't with us. Doesn't with France.
Most of the shit UK controls is for military purposes anyway. Especially Ascension and Indian Ocean Territory.
>>68691456
>freekick ''''''''''specialist''''''''''
>kicks it at wall
Top lel.
>sissoko
>shooting sissoko
m8..
>pajeet
>McTweedy
2 minutes and extra time left lads, plenty of time for a last minute frog goal
>>68691442
that's sort of dubs, maybe she'll have a dick
>the state of this game
>THE STATE OF THIS FUCKING TOURNAMENT
Thanks Sissoko
>>68691561
Pusiebzg
>>68691612
England has actually been decent when Roy actually puts good players in.
Rajeet my son, takbir.
kek sissoko touched it
it would have gone in
Thanks Sissoko
SISSOKO YOU TRIPLE NIGGER
THAT WAS GOING IN
Sissoko you dumb retard
>sissoko
>>68691666
again??
DEMONIC TRIPS
France have been very unimpressive this tournament. They will get smashed by the big teams.
>sissoko qui contre le tire
abruti de negre
It's 89th
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
>>68691442
My dubs say you will never get a girlfriend but will become filthy rich.
>>68691612
5pa1n and Italy look better than England
>>68691612
I thought England have looked pretty dominant in both their games 2bh. I know it's only Russia and Wales, but we've looked miles better than we usually do at tournaments.
>>68691564
They already get ripped in the test matches before the euro.
Fucking sissoko
>wall
Dimitri "Cristiano Ronaldo" Payet
Dumbledore standing by.
all out of fap material.......... help
The ferengi are going to give sissoko a hard time for this back on the station
>>68691742
None of the big teams have been impressive.
SISSOKO PLZ
>tfw meme magic isn't real
Tfw England are getting Albania in the round of 16
Top kek
>>68691702
>image.jpg
>frog
>Lille inbreds payed all they're jobless wage tonsee this game
>no goals
Kek, poorfags in suicide watch
>>68691742
even the supposed 'big teams' have been utter shit except for like Spain and Italy.
>sissoko
>>68691782
nah, ain't gonna happen
>swiss unironically wasting time
Should have watched my chinese cartoons instead. This cup is seriously boring. Except ronaldo, that shit was hilarious.
>>68691777
Trips of truth
Man group A is really the shittiest group of the whole tournament
>>68691790
Go to chaturbate or something.
>>68691644
Chinese, pretty good desu
>>68691790
>what is the internet
>tfw Copa America will have more goals in one day than UEFA's whole tournament.
>>68691799
Dubs confirm
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>mfw when I can't tell who the real pogba is from the 3-4 ones roaming the pitch
Xhaka is actually pretty good. Why don't the Swiss flags on her rate him?
Match is fixed.
Banter
>>68691826
doesn't look very good :(
>>68691818
>weeb liking donaldo
as I expected
>>68691826
What the fuck
G R O S S
R
O
S
S
>this semen slurping """"match""""
Trips thread?
Game of Thrones is the best series ever.
>No goals today
oggy oggy oggy
>>68691853
any proof? pretty sure it just france being shite
SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
>SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
>SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
>SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
>SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
>SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
>SEMEN SLURPING SPORT
I just don't think this semen slurping cup is for me guys
>>68691790
http://spankbang.com/m236/video/daughter+knows+best
dubs and another shirt will rip
ERA PENAL
>>68691851
Yes, he is good. He also confirmed that he will not play for Kosovo. Not like Shaqiri.
ERA PENAL
ERA PENAL
FUCKING REFS
THIS CAN'T BE REAL
Thanks ref
REFBALL
That shirt didnt rip what
AHAHAHA REFBALL
>sagna
How is this piece of shit still playing
Kek based sagna
REFBALLL
BENULDY
REFBALL
Only time you want your shirt to rip to prove you have a penalty case and it doesn't happen. Fuck Puma.
>France
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
WHAT AN ENDING!
CONTROVERSIAL
>France
Fucking refball.
>>68691848
What the fuck.
ERA PENAL
now we know why their shirts are always ripped
>dindu nuffin
>>68691858
are you touched in the head? What makes you think i like him?
>>68691881
You have no name
Girl has no name
Girl isn't ready
Repeat for 8 episodes
REFBALL
Im watching the game and i feel like drogba is just an overhyped meme desu. He might be good in italy but clubs is not the same.. the real skill shows in euros and wc
ERA PENAL
FUCKING RIGGED FOR FRANCE FUCK THIS TOURNAMENT
Yes yes, well done Switzerland, well done
HOWEVER
Saga is so fucking bad.
You can know there wasnt any shirt pulling because there shirts didnt rip
SEMEN SLURPING CUP
E
M
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N
SLURPING
C
U
P
>>68691884
>>68691884
>>68691884
>>68691884
POST-MATCH ANALYSIS THREAD, GET IN HERE
PENALTIES ARENT REAL ANYMORE
FUCKING REFBALL
ERA PENAL
REF CONFIRMED FOR PUSSY
>>68691455
SUIZ/a/ GANA 0-0
Fuck yeah sagna
>>68691851
I do rate him though.
Now my wifes son will go hungry until the end of the month
Fuck France
ERA PENAL
What a shitty game, we won't pass the 1/8th
Good thing we bought the ref
why didnt he get a penalty?
This should've been a benulty.
Shit ref
>>68691945
kek
>>68691945
This
>tfw you sign pogba and they send you sissoko
NICE JOB FROGS
YOU BOUGHT THE REF AND STILL COULDN'T WIN
ITS OVER UEFA WANT FRANCE TO WIN THIS TOURNAMENT
>REFBALL
>produce shitty shirt to prove fault
>gets ripped all game
>actual foul happens
>it stays whole
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Oh, is it over?
haha France won't win this cup at all
zzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
why do we even watch this sport
Disgusting frog refball. ERA PENAL
NO ERA PENALLLL
NO ERA PENAL
Burgerclap here
WHY NO ERA PENAL?
what a terrible match
getting tired of this 0-0 Swiss meme
ERA PENAL
Fuck this
2 shit games, can't wait for the EPL so start again.
>>68692007
we bribed the ref obviously, we are hosting the competition
Doubles
>0-0
cool sport yurop (people don't meme enough with yurop anymore)
>>68692007
refs arent giving them against the big teams & belgium
>>68692007
How do you fall forward with someone pulling you back?
do swiss teammates speak english to each other like the belgians do
>>68692007
They were all taking the shirts of each other, and they were 20 meters away from the ball anyway
Enough sport for today.. Let's enjoy this:
>>68691962
How have you NOT seen this before? It's older than the internet.
>>68691392
shameful display
france are a bunch of posers, will get BTFO in quarters
>>68691916
>>68691996
I don't know, I just remember one swiss flag on /bundes/ saying he's pretty average.
I hope we lose next match
>tfw really enjoy seeing the interactions with the players afte the game
espeically when you know how they know each other. its so comfy.
Sudditanza psicologica
ERA PENAL
>>68692076
Still mad i see
>>68691945
Probably cost them the penalty too.
>>68692007
His shirt didn't rip.
>>68692078
German, I think. Most of them speak German at any rate.
Football is the most corrupt sport on the planet desu, pretty sad
Switzerland reffballed, just like Mexico last night.
>>68691392
even after this game
yuros will still have the balls to say
the eurocup > copaamerica
>>68692091
that was the plan
Nice tourney, ueflads
>>68691972
>if it was a britflag posting that it would have 8 replies by now
>>68692091
>play before you jerk off
>>68691674
we all /a/ here
>>68692007
Don't they always trade shirt at the end of the match?
>>68692150
No one here cares about your thirdworld cup, no matter how much you spam it.
>>68691945
JUST
Me on the left
>>68692150
Football wise : copaamerica >euro
Fight outside stadium wise : euro >>> copaamerica
>>68692107
Same. First game okay the players were scared, had a lot of preassure. Second game, same. Third game, this ? What the fuck, our preparation games were 200 times better.
>shirt doesn't rip the only time it needs too
LOLOLOLOL
>>68692091
B-but that is porn
>>68692150
some enjoy boxing fights while others prefer world star bum fight clips
>>68692091
Tendies reeeee
>>68692200
>thirdworld cup
I thought lots of people cared about the Euros
>>68692114
I went back and tacked on "& belgium" for a laugh, lighten up man
>>68692107
What if you get drawn against Englel?*
*please note, I have no idea how the draw system will work
**please note, I understand Englel haven't confirmed their place yet
>>68692091
intradasting
>>68692237
sticky mess was a top quality production in the end though
>>68692237
>>/gif/8755914
>>68692007
Because the ref was scared to as the home crowd would say nasty things to him
>>68692207
Nice skull shape lad. Russian supporters will fear ya
>>68692240
nice reading comprehension
Who's passing to the 16?
>>68692007
Because the host nation must be the 1st
>>68692007
because he fell on his own
>>68692234
Oh shit fuggg 3rd (world) degree burn!!!
>>68692361
France and Switzerland are confirmed. Albania probably have a decent chance.
>>68692240
Enjoy it, Africa-tier
Why are people chanting in the streets and lighting fireworks from their cars and honking and shit ? Did they actually watch the game ?
>>68692234
I like this meme
>>68692421
So four third placers are going through?
>PITCH WAS MAN OF THE MATCH
>>68692509
Yeah, only two of the third places don't get through.
Why the fuck did we lose so many t-shirts? I've never seen anything like it.
>>68692509
Yes
more than 50% will get to the next round.
>>68692421
>3 pts gd -2
>decent chance
nah, very slim chance
If I were the swiss coach I would have looked at the rigging for france and really gone for first
esp when 15-20 mins left and albania winning
lose and you're still 2nd at that point
>>68692422
>national poverty line
Isn't that different for every country? So this map doesn't really tell anything useful
who's the fucking retard on the irish panel on the left? Doesn't think the shirt pull at the end was a penalty, the fuck is he on about blatant chances?
>>68692587
well it does say a lot about national inequality levels
>>68692635
He's barely pulling, it's a dive.
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>68692635
steven hunt is it. he looks..different
Man, you French play so unfair, it's hilarious. Switzerland dominated the game, sometimes with 75% posession. Jesus christ France is shit.
>>68692751
I don't think they were very interested in winning. They were already guaranteed to advance to the next round.
>>68692751
don't be mad, medikit
>>68692660
Not really if they've set the bar extremely low like China presumably have
>mfw I hear a ton of people honking their car horns around me, not because of Switzerland, but because Albania won
Such is life in Switzerland.
>>68691392
What tremendous refball. Albania would have beaten Africa & Pacific if the ref was rolling straight dice.
>>68692852
kek
>>68692852
same here.
uncivilized cucks.
>>68692852
hahahahaha
>Swaziland
>>68692852
>tfw more or less peaceful village life
>>68692852
Because of this I'm happy there haven't been any turkish wins yet.
>>68692799
normally they'll set the bar at close to average or at what is considered a minimum required income to make a decent living
that said chinese stats are rarely accurate and I don't have any idea what's the data behind that map so whatever
Can I get image of burst ball?
>>68692852
same lmao
also dubs
>>68692933
Yann Sommer, the man every woman wants as their son in law.
>>68692933
wew
>>68692852
same here m8
Do you remember Stephen Hunt from Wolves?
>>68692990
Are there Turks in the Netherlands? I thought they were all in Germany, although I have to admit we do have a few of them here as well.
>>68693005
here you go lad
>>68693133
Top kek
>>68693110
>we do have a few of them here as well.
And half of them either own, or work in kebab places.
>>68693103
Funny
I met a Wolverhampton fan yesterday.
>>68693198
>And half of them either own, or work in kebab places
>like that's a bad thing
>>68693198
True dat.
>Watch today's games after Argentina and Chile yesterday
Meeeeeep meeeeep meeeeep
I was sleepin....
>>68693249
I didn't say it was a bad thing. My local kebab guy is based.
>>68692852
Can confirm, Winterthur here.
>France get a third place team
>Runner up from group A faces another runner up
Platini blatantly expanded the Euros with this in mind, making the tournament easier to fix for France
>>68693260
nobody fucking cares about copa memerica m8.
Europe is where the world's best play, Europe is where the game developed and was born, and Europe has the most world cups by far. Stay mad.
>>68691974
>drogba
>>68692968
I live right next to a street with a lot of traffic, so I'm bound to hear some cars driving by.
>Switzerland ends up with neutral score
>>68693331
no need to be upset m8, today's games were shit
>>68691795
STEALTH RARE
