>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 10:30pm ET / 7:30pm PT / 3:30am BST
5 Round Welterweight Main Event:
Rory MacDonald (18-3-0) vs. Stephen Thompson (12-1-0)
Welterweight
Donald Cerrone (29-7-0) vs. Patrick Cote (23-9-0)
Light Heavyweight
Steve Bossé (11-2-0) vs. Sean O'Connell (17-7-0)
Lightweight
Olivier Aubin-Mercier (7-2-0) vs. Thibault Gouti (11-1-0)
Women's Strawweight
Valérie Létourneau (8-4-0) vs. Joanne Calderwood (10-1-0)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 8:30pm ET / 5:30pm PT / 1:30am BST
Lightweight
Jason Saggo (11-2-0) vs. Leandro Silva (19-3-1)
Light Heavyweight
Misha Cirkunov def Ion Cutelaba via rd 3 Submission(Arm triangle)
Middleweight
Krzysztof Jotko def Tamdan McCrory via rd 1 HEEEEEEEEM
Bantamweight
Joe Soto def Chris Beal via rd 3 Submission(RNC)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:45pm ET / 3:45pm PT / 11:45pm BST
Middleweight
Elias Theodorou def Sam Alvey via unanimous decision(29-28,30-27,30-27)
Women's Strawweight
Randa Markos def Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger via unanimous decision(30-27,29-28,29-28)
Welterweight
Colby Covington def Jonathan Meunier via rd 3 Submission(RNC)
Flyweight
Ali Bagautinov def Geane Herrera via unanimous decision(30-27)
Schaub
IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522431
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522431
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522431
hi is this the golf general?
>>68651641
nah
who wins this one? silva or k3k3?
>>68651614
>Kung Fu Fighting
noice
>constantly refreshing the PowerfulJRE youtube page waiting for fight companion
>tfw no friends
RIP BARNCAT
How they expect white to win? manlet edition
>hue literally hanging off the cage like a chimp
lel
>>68651641
White because most negros at UFC are shit.
Guess I'll do the pics since faggot cunt mod banned the last one.
FIRST ROUND KO PLEASE
>>68651684
it starts in half an hour mate.. i feel the same....
3am and none of my mates are hardcore fans :'(
feelsbadman
>>68651684
>tfw your stream will never sync up with it
>>68651729
be careful
I'm 6'4 and 250 lbs I could easily heem anyone here if I felt like it
careful who you're replying to
>>68651715
You should let the UFC know of some who aren't signed that are good
>>68651684
come to heemspeak lad
>>68651660
Or this guy can do the pics
>>68651743
>>68651742
why does it have to be this way my friends
>>68651770
thats nice
Post yfw GSP comes back and demolishes post USADA Hendricks
>>68651771
eww
>>68651673
Wait a few months for the Tiger vs CM Punk card
>tfw OP doesn't have /heem/ in it
has a fighter ever come out to frank sinatra?
>>68651684
They dont start until the main card
>>68651749
Durka Druka got fuck a child Mohhamed
>>68651773
I will on September the 3rd.
had leg up over shoulder the ground, does nothing with it
wtf?
>Mfw yuros stay up till 3 am to watch American television
>>68651817
hendricks needed a break, no fair, wonderboy cheated
>Bra7-1l
What's your favourite racist name for Basketball lads?
Mines Niggersqueak.
grips on your waist
front way, back way
>>68651770
i'm 5ft10 175lbs last time i checked... and would literally put you in a fucking coma.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522502
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522502
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522502
>Hey, anon. Let's just roll light.
>*comes at you like we're in the finals at the mundials*
Every fucking time.
Some canadian claimed to have tickets to this card. Has he posted any pics?
>>68651771
I feel like this girl is legit crazy
>>68651641
post usada black guy lol
>>68651773
How does this work? Send applications and fight footage to the UFC PR department?
>>68651915
that's racist
God i hate lockdown style half guard
>>68651896
apehoop always leaves a smirk on my face lad
>>68651904
i would easily grab your neck with my superior reach and snap it like a fucking twig m8
you would be begging me to end your life
>a brazilian with Silva last name
>>68651938
ah, the Charlie Z technique.
>>68651941
she fucks Pat Berry - I would say she's some what crazy
>>68651970
Deep half a best, but you might just get yourself heemed.
THE BUCKET
>Light sparring today m8, feeling a bit tired
>*Throwing haymakers and oblique kicks*
Unbelievable stuff
>>68651845
fuck you ye
>>68652005
well he is undefeated so why would u have any other strategy
>>68651845
There go my sides.
>>68651857
>American
>In Canada
People consider this guy to be the greatest of all time? Nice ""sport"" /asp/
>>68652011
indeeed
>>68652011
pat berry got that fat dick son
B
U
S
C
A
P
E
>>68651817
more than anything I'd be looking forward to Hendricks' excuses. he does excuses so well he could have been a Gracie.
>>68651941
it's all just a prank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MtboLYpyn4
>>68651771
Definitely at least bi if you like this.
>>68651845
This country is fucking frightening.
>>68651988
1 stiff jab and you'll be dazed (without gloves) then i'd just send a straight right straight down the middle and break your fucking nose
tfw u boxed for 8 years had 45 amateur bouts and could ko 99.9% of this board in a boxing ring
>>68652028
lmfao
this is gonna last all three rounds desu
where is the fight companion?
>>68652011
they aren't "fucking" you cuck
they are in a loving give and take relationship.
scum
>>68652018
Deep half scares me for MMA, the guy sits on your arm and now you're practically crucifying yourself
Big Nog use to do that but he had an iron chin, but i think cause of that it was depleted
>>68651845
give me a pocket knife and i could beat manteens high score without walking like i have a 10 inch boner and a sprained ankle
but i'm not an islamic madman so i won't
>>68652094
i don't think this semen slurpin sport is for me
>>68651845
is that a muslim?
>>68652072
hey guys,remember harlem shake?
>>68652096
main card, this is the end of the preliminaries
>>68652042
>tfw when no Tim Kennedy bf
>>68652042
Best thing about this picture is it was taken in Germany. And some Mudslimes followed him around for a while after seeing the shirt.
>>68652096
main card
imagine if they were fighting on PCP
>>68652089
Bet you were 0-45
>>68652047
Charlie Z the GOAT always and forever. Deontay Wilder, Floyd Mayweather Sr. it doesnt matter he has beaten them.
Not only does he beat everyone he has a personal cameraman documenting the journey of the GOAT. In his last fight Charlie beat a guy 50 pounds heavier than him, when was the last time this happened in MMA?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBUeCI9sgE_dc5JMcfZ3LFg/videos
>>68651845
if he would have pulled out a rocket launcher from his pantleg i would have lost my shit
>>68651941
because Pat groomed her when she was 14
>>68652172
do you actually believe things that this man says?
>>68652051
>People consider this guy to be the greatest of all time? Nice ""sport"" /asp/
what guy?
Is GSP fighting? Ali? Sugar Ray Robinson?
i'm 6'0 about 150 lbs but and no muscle
i could literally fight every single one of you and lose comfortably
>>68652089
>amateur bouts
>>68652182
37 8
>>68652179
never change /heem/
>>68652089
tfw I eat your pussy jab for breakfast and dodge your straight right with a knee right to your solar plexus
as you collapse to the ground I full mount for vicious ground and pound and elbow your face until your unrecognizable
you don't want any of this kid
>>68652205
id make it very uncomfortable
>>68651771
such a nice little boy
The only fight I care about is the main event and it's 2 hours away.
>>68651845
US gun control when?
You guys are fucking idiots
>>68652205
>tfw 6'1 167 with some muscle
>plan to dominate my local LW circuit with reach advantage
>most of the competition are wrastlers
>going to HEEM them all
>>68651771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gQyev03EI
how will her life end?
What are they chanting?
WE WANT _________?
>>68652179
some of them were fighting to pay for PCP
>>68652252
They'll be scraping your pea head off the canvas with a spatula after I'm done with you yeh
Well that kick backfired
What kind of a fucking name is Saggo anyway?
>>68651845
This is why I like the USA
>>68652308
>being jealous of freedom
>>68652275
multiply that feel by european time
Just got back from dinner how were the other fights? After the women's prelim match?
>>68652319
WE WANT AC
air conditioning
>crowd literally begging for air conditioning
Hahahaha. Canada sucks man.
Ok this fight is boring
i'm watching this until fight comkekion starts
https://youtu.be/vkjmUpx7WTY
>>68652308
from my cold dead hands
>>68652319
They want Brock
>>68652359
>>68652358
im ashamed
>>68652308
You're an idiot and gonna be turned into a chinese slave.
>>68652319
ARTEM
>>68652319
wrestling
>>68652359
>heat warning
canada is literally a meme
>>68652322
geez so crazy that this guy is fighting for the heavyweight championship of the UFC in 2016. MMA is the craziest sport in the world.
>>68652394
>#Tower7
>>68652394
GOAT Fight companion incoming
>guys religion is bullshit, makes closed minded people
>I always try to keep my mind open
>here's my guest, _____
>hey ____ why do you have a religion man? that shit is evil
>the crusades and shit, it's all evil
>____ goes for a bathroom break, "yeah I think he doesn't really believe that stuff, he seems like a good guy"
>woah man DMT is so great
will """"normal temperature rory"""" become a meme tonight?
>>68652394
if it is actually an eddie bravo conspiracy episode then i will listen
>>68652374
I wonder if they could just turn the compressor on for the ice, cool down the cement, and open some high roof windows to vent
>>68652394
what did he mean by this
>>68652363
do you care about american politics?
>>68652394
>#chemtrails
Really makes you think
>>68652435
>AC Rory
>>68652394
That's actually pretty funny, who wrote that for Rogan?
>>68652410
Better than the snake warning we had a few weeks ago.
>>68652340
Rose, why would you do this in our gym?
I'm pretty sure Pat made her do this. He was usually training her in her little outfits.
>>68652394
I remember Schaub bailing on his wife and kid hours after she gave birth so he could do a fight companion filled with catchphrases and conspiracy theories
>>68652394
the power of a clear mind can cut a mountain, evaporate a sea
>>68652481
way better m8, that's why I leave the thinking to you
Saggo 29-28
>>68651845
NEAT
>>68652506
That one was a classic
MY FUCKING SIDES
THAT CHIMP OUT
HE CHIMPED OUT
A BRAZILIAN CHIMPED OUT
LITERALLY CHIMP SLAMMING HIM
AГPECOИBO
>>68652456
i try to keep track of major things, like campaign trials and stuff
spanish politics is getting spicy too, nobody knows what's next for us
presidentials next week
>tfw you can heem every here
>tfw you realize big john will never call you baby
After USADA Blacks won't be able to compete in MMA... All there fast twitch muscle will be done after the first round.
>>68652410
>canada confirmed pussies and not real fite fans
seems about right
>>68651783
what is heemspeak
>>68652506
>Refusing to go on the JRE for any reason
For sure lose my digits
>>68652506
It's not even his wife. Just some Instagram slut.
>>68652506
Schaub is a tool.
What is a "spicy banger"
this thread is lacking bundas
USA USA USA
>Silva actually thought he won
kek
>>68652308
Fuck off faggot. Australias gun laws suck
>it's an audible individual BOO post fight episode
love these episodes.
Fucking racists. Holding the black man down.
USA
USA
USA
What is Tower 7?
>>68652619
it's half an hour late????
wtf is wrong with Joe, why does he always start the show super fucking late - asshole
>i love canada
teach me how to love, saggo
ROBBED
Why do so many people from Brazil have Silva as their last name
>>68652618
/heem/ teamspeak server
>>68652340
what did she mean by this?
>>68652645
kek
>>68652756
slaves i guess?
Is anyone familiar with this diet meme?
my stream is at least two minutes behind but to refresh i would have to get up
when does JRE start?
>you now remember rashad getting slept by glover
he's had a great comeback
>>68652756
copying the only good fighter from their country
>>68652756
Brazil is the most incestuous country outside of the Muslim world and Britain
>>68652756
prolly some ghengis khan nigga named silva raping and shit all over braqzil
>>68652756
genghis silva fucked a lot a bitches
Hey pussy are you still there?
>>68652644
i said this earlier and some cuck told me to use google lmao
>>68652688
why though? You can still get a gun. Just gotta jump through a few hoops so you can't go down to a Woolies and buy a gun when your wife and one thong get taken by an abo.
>>68652179
They could break very bone in their hands and not feel a thing
>>68652840
>britain has constant waves of invasion
>incestuous
>wut
fuck off canada just mad you still have to bow to the queen.
>>68652756
I'm guessing its akin to Smith as a last name in North America
>>68652644
weird, just had a wank n that was one of the pics
>>68652916
>pics
what year is this
>>68652876
this is still one of my favourite mma moments
>>68652910
Cat has probably the best bunda in WMMA 2bh famz
>>68652840
it's the other way around, we have a very mixed population, pretty much everyone has portugese/black/native genes somewhere
>>68652916
disgusting non-harem muslim
>>68652895
they should go to war for their independence imo
>I'd watch that
>Karyn bryant is speaking
such a bore
>>68652938
wanking to moving pictures is degenerate
who /qc/ here? should I watch in french on rds or on tsn
post bunda
>>68652961
Kek... The usa would allow us to use their ports and bases.. or better yet would just tell them to shut up for us.
>>68652946
no thats sara
>>68652965
she's like sage steele without the speech impediment
Race is going over lads.
No fights tonight.
>>68652322
overeem looks like a crackhead in this
>>68652914
that filename is too accurate
Are they gonna preempt UFC to finish this gay race??
>>68652394
When does the fight comp go live? Am I already missing it?
>>68652644
I have an edited version of this pic without the thong
>>68652568
Fuck, I wanna HEEM you so bad
Question:
Is Wondermeme finally the man or is Rory the perfect opponent to out-gameplan him?
>>68653009
maybe, or maybe we let you two settle it the old fashion way.
naw, canada will forever be your bitch
>>68652914
a duck
>>68653037
When Joe and Eddie stop smoking their ten bowl of weed.
>>68652756
It was a common surname among portuguese immigrants. Also slaves and others who didn't have a surname ended up adopting it.
poll of the hour
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522643
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522643
http://www.strawpoll.me/10522643
Cote vs Cowboy is such a weird fight, it's a lightweight vs a middleweight who switched classes
CAN
>MY BOY<
RORY MACDONALD
DEFEAT STEPHEN THOMPSON?
>If he doesn't, I'm dropping this semen slurping sport, the only boy I have left is Cruz
>>68653044
Uh vai morre.
>>68653085
that feel when have no weed for fight night, just beer
>>68653059
Is Wonderboy still training at Longoof-Serra? I expect him to lose if he is
>>68653059
Rory fights exactly the kind of fight Thompson wants.
>>68652938
aint got time for vids when knockin em out between fights blud
>>68653059
Rory is getting heemed tonight, I hate to say it. His chin isn't any better after all the beatings he's taken.
>>68652888
>hoops
yeah thats why its shit. All it does is dissuade honest people from owning a firearm and letting criminals commit crimes without fear.
I mean its bullshit that you have to be part of a shooting club to own a handgun.
>>68653115
me too
why americans don't like Formula 1
>>68652947
absolutely disgusting
>>68653115
that feel when 31 days sober watching friend smoke and drink
Rashad and Rampage are two of the most likeable niggas in mma
lads rashad is stuttering like a motherfucker ;(
>>68653059
Rory's chin is gone.
This is Frankie vs. Mendes 2.0 waiting to happen. Someone is getting KO'd in the 1st round and it isn't Thompson.
>>68653142
agreed
>Moment of silence
>People openly shouting out shit
if rory loses the trips will leave right?
>>68653163
open wheel racing is obscene
I
AM
THE
CHAMPION
>>68653170
good friend you are
landing strip on that pussy head.
>turn on fs1
>its turn left: truck edition
god damnit
>ekspecially
rory, pls
FAGS
>>68653120
I think Rory has the skill set to counter a lot of different styles and stick to a gameplan
I'm hesitant to give Wonderkid too much credit on one fight. Or maybe he finally put it all together like invincible-era Machida
LADS IF YOURE LOOKING FOR THE FIGHTS ON FS1 THEYRE ON FS2
>>68653170
Congrats on 31 days bro, you should celebrate with a beer and a bong hit.
NICE DAMN PROMO
>>68653064
The UK may as well become a part of the US at this point.. I'd Rather join the USA than be in a United States of Europe.
Tfw USA and UK special forces are killing thousands of ISIS fighters makes me feel warm inside.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3648489/SAS-corner-hundreds-jihadi-fighters-kill-boxes-desperate-fanatics-using-PREGNANT-women-human-shields.html
>>68653163
>Watching any racing that isn't Rally
the main card is not on fight pass is it?
>>68653142
lawler didn't KO him, he broke his nose. but yeah he took a lot of robbie lawler punches.
A FIGHTFAN'S DREAM
>PRAY FOR ORLANDO
god damnit UFC
>>68652333
It's a surname, Hungary.
>>68652998
is this a fighter?
>>68653228
It's not one fight though. The guy's an undefeated kickboxing champion.
>>68653098
yup, it's just like stephans/barao
>>68653163
not enough turning left
Omg minute of silence again..
Holy shit, no one cares about faggots, get the next fight rolling..
>>68653248
dummy.
>>68653248
Not sure but BT sport 2 lad
>>68653163
not violent enough
>>68653258
As a Floridian this makes me appreciate the UFC brand
>>68653260
is it really an upset tho?
>coldhearted Canadian brawler
based Cote
cowboy and wonderboy, two ez fights. they ain't even tryin this close to 200
Do you guys think Obama is a muslim
>tfw only got 3 of the prelims right
heem me
good ass promo
>mfw all our guys lose on the main card
>>68653170
>tfw 1 year sober from codine
>>68653248
It is
>>68653302
are you gay? or just Floridian
ufc cucked by nascar
RORY IS ALIVE LADS
>>68653100
I hope so. Rory is the fighter who got me interested in MMA again. I was looking for a Mike Tyson highlights videos and I saw pic related and Rory looked like a normal guy to me at the time, so I was surprised that he would have his own highlights video. I clicked on it, and saw just how much of a beast he actually was.
Rory is my boy, and I hope he wins.
>>68653260
Don't forget o'connell is gonna fuck up that goof bosse
>>68653295
don't have bt sport but i'll just stream it cheers paddy
WE ARE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kedW7tX2zY
fight companion live soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>Fight Night moved to FS2
>dont have FS2
They wont let me watch it legally
>>68653334
this shit is pissing me the fuck off
nobody gives a fuck about turn left
the reporter is a smoke show though god damn
How the fuck do I find fs2, i dont think i even have that shit
The Red King returns bald
>worked for Lawler
>didn't work for JDS
>>68653332
it was a prank moments of silence are universally retarded
>>68653315
I think he's an atheist that is overly sympathetic to them because of his dad.
>>68653331
oh yeah, it is...cool
i always forget
>>68653366
fuck off hungary
>>68653366
wtf ive been had by joe rogan
>>68653270
yeah but karate guys almost always meme fighters
i wonder if rory can pressure to take away all the space for what wondercuck wants to throw
or rory's chin is deleted and we witness the end of his title hopes
>>68653329
Damn codeine bro?
That's some hardcore shit bro, you ever try Advil too?
That shit will fuck you up.
THE RED KING RISES
>>68653392
the main card is on fs1 dumby, it's about to start
>>68652410
>Heat wave warning at 77
What a bunch of babies.
post R E D K I N G
>>68653400
Didnt work for McGoobz
rory looks sickly with no hair
>>68653258
how about a thank you to those godly ER surgeons
CHANDELIER WOMEN WHERE
>>68653422
you played yourself to be honest
lads peep what I got just now
>>68653372
it says offline numbnuts
>Hashad was my boy when I first started watching MMA
>a lot of people don't like my boy cause he's kind of a douchebag in the cage but still my boy
>wins the belt from Forrest
>MY BOY!
>heemed by Lyoto
>still my boy
>funny season of TUF with Rampage
>he became more of my boy because he actually cared about seeing these guys succeeds (also Rampage not really caring about anyone other than Kimbo added to that)
>losing to K1 Bader
>heemed by Glover who came in on short notice
>was probably never good as some of his best wins were over Tito,Bisping which you could argue Bisping won,Forrest and Chael =
>seeing my boy behind a desk
>seeing his soul being crippled as he knows his time is up due to injury and chin deletion
Call him a shit boy but he's my boy. And I'm sad he went out like this.
>>68653437
HEEM LEAKY
I have never seen both Woodley and Rashad in the same room.
>>68653482
i said live soon you little punk
>>68653414
Only thing not on fightpass is main cardPPV
>>68653475
i envy you north americans with your high grade dank
>>68653443
No its not, theres a banner at the bottom saying that it moved to fs2. I dont have fs2, can someone post a stream please? Dont let fight night be ruined, heem.
>>68653475
ahhh snap son!
>>68653430
sorry i'm not mainlining heroin like you m8
Where are the spider singers? What the fuck am I watching?
WE LIVE
>>68653464
you got to lose after bald to gain the benefits
you go bald, get beat down, then you become the beast.
JDS is slow so it took 3 asskickings to reverse the fall
>>68653520
its only been moved to fs2 cause nascar, 11 laps to go, it will go back to fs1 once the race finishes
>>68653314
i know right? those guys are getting put the fuck out
>>68653510
meh...
still
Fight Companion is up
it's a joanne calderwood crumbles edition
this fight is to literally decide if ufc should have a female flyweight division
>>68653143
>All it does is dissuade honest people from owning a firearm and letting criminals commit crimes without fear.
because that is what is happening in Australia?
To be honest this race is pretty fun! These motherfuckers are trading paint
>>68653540
seriously badass
>>68653518
they're cheaper ways to get psychosis you know
>>68653484
Not a shit boy, but a very boring boy.
>Womens flyweight
Eh, since when was this a thing?
>>68653343
He's my boy too, without a doubt.
I just have a terrible feeling and when I have these, bad shit happens.
If I had money I'd bet it on Thompson, either way I win.
ITS LIVE
ITS LIVE
FUCK YEAH
CALLEN <3
shark eyes doll smile in the building
>>68653532
You should try it, if you got addicted to Tylenol you'll LOVE it.
>>68653567
live right now you fucking retard, didnt take too long did it? ill heem the fuck out of you idiot.
>it's a girl fight
time to make a drink
>people paid for tickets for a free event
SCHAUB CALLEN AND EDGY BRAH
FUCK YES
>>68653570
agreed
>>68653540
>state of rory
I like Jojo more than Val, but I want to see her get fucked up or even KO'd. What's wrong with me?
>>68653589
>getting hit and concussed multiple times is badass
lol
>>68653329
tfw need to stop after 1 year of str8 benzo use
my shits fucked up, and i'm going to unfuck it by temporarily fucking it up tenfold
>>68653634
>not a murican budweiser
Who's this fifth dork?
>>68653618
he's like a funny/non athletic version of Luke Rockhold...or so he likes to think
It's XX:40 right now
Predict how many minutes until they start talking about dicks or who is the hottest male fighter
don't forget
>people actually listen to fight companion during fights
why?
>>68653633
ahahahahah
1V1 GET REKT FAGET!!!
I TRAIN UFC KID!!
>they let jap cars race with the Americans now
Absolutely haram. Maybe it really is time to Make American Great Again.
>>68653170
just one little drinky poo
>West wears Yeezy's tho
Shut the fuck up Schaub
>>68653695
i've been daily a couple years straight, don't cold turkey you'll literally die
>Get ya mobile out
>>68653632
I don't know what tylenol is but i assume it's over the counter and low dose?
>>68653640
There was a canadian here claiming he bought tickets to this. Guess he was lying. I think I'm the only one on /heem/ that can afford to go to UFCs. Me and that brit that went to 184.
>>68653691
Armchair faggot who's never been in a fight spotted.
I wouldn't even invite you to my guard, I'd just heem you.
Fuck nascar so hard, who watches this bullshit
>>68653691
shut the fuck up, you don't know shit.
JOJO <3
>>68653589
i didn;t make it - the sister of a guy here did, maybe he's in this thread?
pic for his sister (I'm sure she's thrilled)
Last fight I watched that involved Joanne Calderwood made me mad at her striking. I hope it's improved even marginally.
>>68653579
>less people own guns so now they are stabbing each other
okay then
Good morning /heem/
>>68653727
>not watching in silence and taking notes
casuals
>>68653727
I listen during commercials
>saturday night
>ufc 89
>/heem/
>favorite beer
>fight companion
>blue dream
nigga we 10/10 comfy atm
>>68653743
i expected more support from you canada
>>68653726
HE'S AS BAD AS CAN
If you have FS1 but not 2 you can watch it on FoxSportsGo since it's listed as being on 1
>american advertisement trying to get everyone to roid
>>68653059
Wondermeme is finally the man and Rory is the perfect opponent to out-gameplan him.
>multiple trips on /heem/ now
Milf alert
>Bisping has been a UFC champion for two weeks now and BT Sports have done fuck all to commemorate his win
valerie lecoalburner is gonna fuck joanne up
>>68653737
step in to my guard bro and well see whose laughing
Where the fuck is heemspeak at?
>>68653759
>I don't know what tylenol is
srs? it's used to relieve mild headaches
Wait are you guys actuallly getting the fights?
All im seieng is nascar
>>68653842
He had a cool sit down with Jay and Dan from FS1 at least
>raise one to right now
that the best you got? jeez
how was the prelims lads?
>>68653482
>>68653510
>>68653567
>>68653633
>>68653737
'muricans are most spoiled and retarded people on the planet.. fact..
>>68653869
Can you not read the banner on the bottom of the screen?
>>68653859
I picked her too, thinking she was an underdog
>>68652340
so qt
COALBURNER
>>68653762
i went to GSP serra 2 whenever that was
Valerie wins easy
>cant watch the fights on 70inch because NASCAR
fucking white people and the only sport they can dominate
Have they shown any "Countdown to UFC" for Brock tonight?
Anyone know when/where they usually show those countdown videos?
I wanted to see how it turned out. Our gym was all filled with fog. Looked like some cool effects with the lighting too~
WHOA BLACK BETTY
>yfw jews did tower 7
why are they wearing their walkout shirts in the cage?
>>68653880
We can't even watch those FS1 things on youtube because they're region locked
>>68651783
I'm on
>>68653941
isnt betty a womans name?
>>68653762
I've been to a bunch of them. I structure my work travel around it as best as I can.
>>68653869
FS2. Should be the channel right after FS1.
Joanne is oddly hot
>>68653842
UK doesn't care about UFC
It's such a shame, Bisping's story was so great
>>68653861
agaggagaga
listen kid!!! I just got my black belt under Royce Gracie, and I have better striking then him too. I'll fuck you up so hard you would lose years off your beta life!!
>>68653974
BAM BA LAM
>jon anik shilling tarzan movies
lol i'm gonna miss rogan when he goes
I would tap both of these goofs in mere moments.
JRE + sp + right = max comfy
>>68653951
was tower 7 ever properly explained? it just randomly falls
I want to cream JoJos bunghole 2bh
what's /sp/ drinking for the main card?
>>68654007
I would tap their asses instantaneously.
Remember when Calderwood was supposed to be good?
somebody post a stream, this fucking race is still going on
>>68653991
wow
>>68653951
joe turned his back on his people and now justin wren has to save them
HEEM SPINNING SHIT
>yfw the ufc sale will kill WMMA because wimmin fighting is against the shariah
>>68654037
hope you're drinking that as a meme
i'm drinking water
OH FUCK
>>68653991
Conan is like 6'6", almost anybody would look like a manlet next time him.
>>68654030
>randomly falls
C O N T R O L E D D E M O L I T I O N
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sheem?
nicee
>female power
>>68653991
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?!
calderwood looks really out of shape
THESE BITCHES SPINNIN
SPINNING SHIT
>>68654037
post boobs
>waiting to see if UFC is on yet
>look at tv
>truck is doing a donut in the infield
>missing a /heem/
god damnit
fuck
anyone got a stable fs1 stream?
>>68653787
>not knowing how to read stats
>shooting homicides drop over 20 years
>knives stay roughly the same
>because shootings decrease, knife murders relative to the total increase
also,
>number of homicides stayed roughly the same while the population increased 41%
Fuck I almost had a heartattack
>>68653762
I wanted to go to it as an overnight thing, but tickets sold out stupidly fast.
>valerie coalburneau
WEW
>>68653695
Seen a nigga have some grand mals quitting Benzos Cold Turkey, shit was nasty.
>tfw stopped watching and missed it
Oh well
Does Letourneau have fake tits?
>>68654114
>go on foxsportsgo
>don't miss it
CUNT PUNT
SPINNING
BACK
FIST
what is Tim Kennedy doing with Alex Jones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLSkGsApXwk
>>68653991
>"Normal sized human beings"
Are you guys synced up ?
>>68654037
>bud light
kraken and pepsi here
>Calderwood throwing heat
>Valerie adjusting her titties
S P I C Y
>>68654118
are you going to be alright u lil baby?
>knocks her down with a back fist
>ground and pound
>cant finish her
I could heem every of these trucks
>>68654037
ay what stream?
don't ruin my picks letourneau
>>68654116
It's on FS2 and yes.
>>68654158
Solidifying himself as a human meme
>>68654122
Quebecois girls can't resist, it's kind of sad.
>>68653695
>tripfag is addicted to benzos and his life is falling apart
Honestly makes me feel warm inside.
>>68654084
>>68654109
>>68654165
leave me alone, im just a poorfag.
Calderwood trains under Firas? Since when?
The family that gets HEEMED together stays together.
>coal burners btfo
>>68654163
never
i like seeing it first and waiting for joe rogans reaction
>>68654163
synced how do
when F level athlete meets 15 years of muay thai training
S P I C Y
Pull her tits out!
unexpectedly spicy so far
>>68654172
Are you describing a Hector Lombard fight?
>>68654030
yeah it had part of a skyscraper fucking collapse into it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>68653842
He's over there right now. I hope he gets some coverage.
>>68654144
>tfw I don't know my log in
>tfw not addicted to any substances
waaait a second this is at womens flyweight?
WE STRAWWEIGHTS NOW
>>68653894
boring
Nothing in this world better than Schuabcasts
would love to see bonjourno mount a comeback
these two might make the case for the new division
>>68654144
>mfw FOX does this bullshit on purpose to plug there other shit
>>68654343
so that causes a perfect implosion?
>>68654163
No, ho jogman is behind me and I can't turn back stream.
SKYSCRAPERRRRRRRRR
STRUUUUUUUVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68654371
>not addicted to mewvment
They should limit WMMA bouts to 1 per entire event.
>>68654428
Physics.
>>68654163
i'm 40 seconds ahead. live tv
>>68653769
obviously a LOT more people than watch UFC or this wouldn't be a problem
>>68654492
You don't have a DVR? I pause my DVR til the rogancast catches up.
>>68654163
nah i put the companion ahead so i can hear schaub react then pay attention to the fight
>>68653009
>>68653064
>Never had to go to war, still got independence.
>1812
yfw
>running backwards meme
Spot the autist
>>68654465
>tfw obsessed with mewvment
>that titty grab
Schaub doesn't even watch the fights
I have a good feeling that we're going to get some Letourneau nip in rnd 3.
IDO PORTAL BTFO
>>68654471
>>68654471
But this is a good fight you idiot
>>68652252
>unsheaths katana
>teleports behind you
>nothing personal kid
>Joe Rogan is already talking about meeeeeewwwwvment.
Perfect voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl1HakwyMdo&ab_channel=MMAFightingonSBN
jojo is cute
is it just me or are valeries titties looking good tonight
>>68654643
It seems like only Callen is watching the fights.
Jojo likes the taste of her own blood
does she like the taste of cum?
>>68653791
gay setup
FIRAS
I
R
A
S
these full coverage shirts should not be allowed
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>68654688
>>68654688
>>68654688
>>68654688
>>68654688
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
MEWVMENT MENTIONED
>>68654695
titty game on fleek
Does JoJo have a tattoo of her blowing her brains out?
DISGUSTING BOOGER EATING SCOTTISH SLAG
>>68654471
This. They don't have the strength to heem or submit, so they just run into each other flailing for 15 minutes unless one of them gets too tired. Just terrible.
>>68654695
they always lookin good m8
lel Joe is pissed they switched the channels
>watching Fight companions in 2016
kek'd and rekt
What the fuck just happened...
What the fuck is this ref doing??
This is a fucking joke.
>Walking away from the fight
Holy shit her insides must have absolutely killed her
>>68654845
tit punch, pushed her shirt down
That was the most awkward minute of a fight I think I've ever seen lol
This bitch is stupid for turning her back. You need to protect yourself at ALL TIMES. She seriously expects the ref to just immediately jump in after she turns her back? Dumb bitch, fall down or tell the ref ur fukin done. She deserved those shots at the end
>>68655020
Wow dude you are so cool
>>68655020
The fuck is wrong with you?
Valerie fought like a retard. Jojo looked good tho
DUDE WEED LMAO xD
JUST HEADBUTT A PLANE
