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Jays vs Os
bautista is on the DL because of a stubbed toe
cecilliano or something has been called up
hey whats going on
zeuch signed at $2,175,000 btw
lets go jays
>>68599315
11 picks from the draft now signed
Probably gonna get their asses handed to them tonight to break up the streak
Yeah Wright fuck you
saunders please have my babies
SAAAAAUUUUUUUNNDERRRRRSS
So glad he's on the jays now so i have someone hometown on the team.
>THE BATS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF DINGERSSS
>mfw Jays are winning because of tulowishitski is out
>>68599653
I miss Reyes
Why would Mike Wright out of all people talk shit about EE? Is he fucking stupid?
>yfw sanchize gets shelled again
go jays 2bh
>>68599725
SANCHIZE!
guys my weed dealer isn't returning my calls, what do?
>>68599767
Oh fuck bro that's the worst hang in there man where you at?
>>68599767
DUDE
>>68599797
t.o
>>68599767
Find another. Hit up some of your friends anon
>>68599812
Go to Jane and Finch and yell where my weed at nigga. I'll hear you and come deliver.
So how bad is sanchize gonna throw this game
Who /rootingforthejaysbecausetheyhatepeterangelos/ here?
>you now remember when people thought sanchez was good
>>68599767
you in brampton? I can hook you up [email protected]
>Sanchez
>>68599883
>rooting for the jays
why would you do this to yourself
>>68599917
Dude stop posting my email
Sanchez please
>>68599917
is your mum cooking curry? can i have some?
>yfw ya think the blu jays are gonna meme this shit out of the park
>sanchez to the mound
gg close
I love Tablers commentary "If you're a young pitcher you better grow up fast" haha
>>68599950
my mom doesn't like white people coming around the neighborhood though
>based loaded, no outs
>sanchez
>>68599938
because of this literal piece of shit
Give us the fucking money you disgusting kike!!
I'll take the shit talk against sanches back if he can deliver two solid Ks here
>>68600021
DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT TAKE IT BACK
he'll give up a dinger here
Let's go (((Blue Jays)))!
>>68600021
welp
>>68600066
Someone with photoshop skills replace bottom left with O's logo pls
atta boy dirty sanchez
>doubting sanchize
Sanchez GOAT
Sanchez is pretty based
>based loaded with no outs
>0 runs
HE DID IT HE REALLY DID IT
I"M SORRY AARON I DIDNT MEAN IT
WHY CANT YOU DO THAT BEFORE PUTTING 3 MEN ON BASE YOU FUCKER
>>68600175
>doubting the Trollmaster
>40 minutes in
>one down top of the second
>moving sanchez to the bullpen
Worst management in baseball
DONNY!!!!
>>68600491
Also
>Replacing him in the rotation with Hutchinson
can someone post a picture explaining baseball rules for retards?
>>68600491
DUDE LETS GO FROM 80 INNINGS to 200+ in 1 SEASON WHAT CAN GO WRONG LMAO
>>68600175
He always takes the first inning to get into a groove, sometimes the second as well. and Baltimore isnt a team to just sit there and not capitalize on it.
Saunders so close, god i hope he doesn't hurt himself again
>>68600576
>Hutchinson
underrated pitcher imo
>>68600631
Then why the fuck aren't they curbing his innings? Or why didn't they have a plan before the season started? They're fucking idiots. I'm all for preserving a young studs arm but HAVE A MOTHER FUCKING PLAN NOT JUST GO IN AND HOPE FOR THE BEST
>>68600737
Its a long season anon, just calm yourself.
>>68600737
did you even watch last season? he had the control of a drunk with vertigo, nobody expected him to get his shit together to this level
he was competing for the 5th starter job in spring training.
>>68600822
Sorry this sanchez to the bullpen nonsense gets me fired up.
I fucking hate Machados guts, but I can't not respect the guy for being really damn good at what he does....
Fuck i hate him
>6 runs scored in the 3rd already
This game is gonna end 15-10 scoreboard
>>68600849
Lol he was the best pitcher last year before he was injured with a lat strain but ok whatever you say man.
Leafs, why is ben revere such trash?
I literally want to change the channel when he's at bat.
>>68600855
It's always been inevitable he was going to the bullpen at some point but he wanted to start, and he's doing a good job.... but you don't blow out the arm of a young starter in his first real season of pitching
Hell, if they keep Stroman in all the way I could see him being worn out by august as well, but I don't think they have the balls to reduce his appearences.
>sanshit
>>68600975
would you rather have storen right now?
>>68600975
He's good for what he is. Decent defense, hit lots of singles and can steal. Outside of that he doesn't do much else.
its happening again
>>68600951
are you watching a different game than the rest of us?
or do you just have no idea whats going on.
>>68600975
>Leafs, why is ben revere such trash?
Trudeau won something like 80% of the women vote
>its a jays leave sanchize in too long and he gives up 6 runs episode
my sides
suspiciously asian looking man is an all star
>>68601034
>Trudeau won something like 80% of the women vote
Oh that's why. Do I have to wait until the next election for Ben Revere to hit above 250?
>>68601011
>mfw Storen
Let's see how video review can fuck the jays today
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>68601094
Barnacle is fucking cash and he's been all season. Unsung hero without a doubt.
lmfao he didnt even tag him the first time
fucking sanshit getting away with murder
Can't really blame sanchez, I dont think there's many if any pitchers who could go against this team without letting go a few hits/runs. These guys know how to hit the ball, basically no matter where you throw it.
my prediction is a 7-4 or 8-6 kind of game
R U S S G O A T
>red cucks getting btfo
SMOAKALOTIVE
SMOKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>buck mocking the shit out of Wright
Based
420 SMOAK IT
>>68601033
You were saying anon?
>Wright talks shit about EE
>gets absolutely shelled and can't even complete 4 innings
TOP KEK
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>tfw you remember ubaldo rekt us last season apart from that one game
>>68601320
you're hilarious. no please, don't stop.
DONALDGOAT
>>68601440
>Wright on Encarnacion: "He’s really good but he’s also got holes. There’s a reason he’s batting .240. I think we give him too much credit."
ya it totally isn't because he's swinging for the fences every at bat. I'd rather be 6th in the league in dingers than have a slightly below average BA
>DOLAN
>DOLAN
>DOLAN
DONALLLLLLL
based donaldson you fucking madman
dont even wanna take the hbp rather try for the triple
MVP
>>68599331
both of em are on the DL
TOO MUCH RUNS
>>68601645
time for new shenanigans with new players
Just how many dalmatians is donaldgoat gonna get this year?
>>68601655
Jays still need at least 15 more runs with the way Sanchez keeps on teasing my butthole
>>68601553
you were saying anon?
SAUNDERS, THE MADMAN!
MICHAEL DAUNGERZ
saunders fuck my bitch right now
welp
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BOYS I CANT EVEN
SAUUUUUUUNDERRRRRRRSSSS
Seriously if youre ever on vancouver island you should check out his familys subaru dealership.
Saunders SubarUUUUUUUU
bats are coming to life, never thought it would happen
Based leafy man :DDDDD
>The O's are first in the AL East
TOP KEKE
>booing your own team
classy
Is there wind blowing to the outfield?
>>68601758
ITS NOT EVEN THE 3RD ANYMORE YOU GOON!!
>O's """pitching"""
is it always this bad?
11-2 jays over orioles
7-2 mariners over red sox
>>68601857
They're rotation is so fucking bad. They have an unreal bullpen though.
>>68601836
Ok sounds like it's just a meme park for HRs.
>>68601896
kek I noticed him too he is literally not impressed with the chicken outfits.
>jays up by 9
>still nervous
>>68601942
Luckily it's in the 4th and not the first.
>>68601857
tillman has been good, gallardo has been on the DL a while, their bullpen is elite though
>>68601942
>you now remember it was 7-0 in the last game
>you now remember we ended up winning 10-9 with the winning run on 3rd
>>68602031
you should change that meme to show
Jays 30
Orioles 1
Top 6
Sanchez is so fucking elite
I can't believe they're going to put him back in the bullpen
guys i havent seen one american flag in this thread
whatsup with that?
>>68602112
He's not consistent
Today he's elite
Next time he is JUST
will grils talk to me if I wear that edwing shirt?
>Saunders homered to center
>Donaldson homered to center.
>Smoak homered to right
>Saunders homered to left center
Now that the homerun is back, how soon until the bandwagoners again show up anons?
>>68602112
give it time, O's will get within 3
Pillar goes from swinging at everything to swinging at nothing
GOINS!!!
Swing mighty little man
>>68602217
>implying that's a bad thing
bandwagoners spend money
more money for the team is a plus
>>68602217
we're already here
>>68602294
>implying jews at rogers will reinvest into the team
>>68602278
>enough of your shit
goins is an elite infielder, he does his part
we don't need him to be a big hitter when the rest of the team is crushing it
>>68602325
how many different ways would you like me to explain why that comment is retarded?
>>68602228
not worried, grilli will save the day again
>>68602294
>shapiro and co.
>spenders
good one m8.
>>68602431
Change it to the 11-2 score
>>68602395
>make postseason for the first time in 2 decades
>not only that but make it to the ALDS
>dont increase payroll at all
>>68602431
is that oc?
fucking saved hard
>>68602395
it isn't, shapiro doesn't spend. the team could be making a billion a year and the payroll wouldn't go up and there wont be any trade deadline spending.
>Tulo coming back
I don't know what to feel.
>>68602278
i'm content with his fielding to the point where he's a great fit for a platoon/backup infield role
plus do the jays really need another big bat? REALLY?
>>68602491
Cold streak for all the bats coming back
>>68602491
feel like getting back to losing again because he is a cancer on the field with his poor attitude and thinking he is better than everybody
>>68602486
SHUT IT DOWN!
>>68602483
there aren't any good free agents to sign this year, there's nothing to really to spend on
>>68602516
Why do you feel this way? Tulo might be shit this year but I wouldn't ever say he's cancer or a bad teammate.
>>68602567
Based anon
>>68602567
>file name
>something about my sides
>>68602555
He whines way too much when he strikesout, it's demoralizing to the team and makes the umps mad
>>68602537
Just resign EE and I'm good.
>>68602516
>cancerous
Tulo's just critical of his performance, never heard him say something selfish
>>68602491
goins will be sent down because he has options
>inb4 they dfa barney like valencia last year because they are fucking morons
>>68602607
Literally everyone on this team does that besides maybe Barney.
>>68602537
They didn't even try at Cueto, other than that I agree there isn't anything good out there this year
>striking out on a 88mph fastball
>>68602657
agreed, but him and bautista do it a lot more
>>68602673
cueto is an nl babby
>>68602154
Niggers in Baltimore can't afford a PC
>Watching baseball
Worst than being a NEET
>>68602805
oh shit I forgot that
>>68602841
buttangsty orioles fan
What in the fuck.
Saunders is on fire holy fucking shit
HATRICK
SAUUUUUUUUUUUUNDERRRRRRS
SUUUUUBARRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
http://www.saunders.subarudealer.ca/WebPage.aspx?WebSiteID=166&gclid=CNv04MqxsM0CFZJlfgody2AAUw
SAUNDERS
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HATS ON THE FIELD
MEME POWER
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>only 16 players in mlb history have had 4 home runs in one game
this could be a literally historic game
A REMINDER
BAUTISTA AND TULO ARE NOT PLAYING RIGHT NOW
>>68602949
>americans will never know this feel
>>68602976
fuck, he was already so close to 4
>>68602955
>>68602949
>>68602920
>>68602919
>>68602916
>>68602896
>>68602893
IS THIS REAL LYFE GUYS
>saunders projected to hit less than 10 homeruns this season
>hes at 15 right now
>>68602988
ALL THE HATS
>>68602976
>and zero players in mlb history have had 5 home runs in one game
if he does that i will literally lose my shit
>>68603004
Saunders is a fucking beast, i was paying attention when he was in Seattle because hes from my town and its always seemed like he just needed a really good chance to play and git gud.
I hope he doesnt hurt himself again his knee is fucked up.
>no american flags tonight
jees i wonder why that would be
>>68602979
trade tulo and bats for a solid 5th and an 8th inning guy
>>68603057
That won't happen.
Not even Babe Ruth in his prime got 5 in one game, and that's when hitting was easier
>osuna sitting on the bench looking bored
What a beautiful sight.
orioles
pls
Dirty Sanchez really coming through tonight!
>>68603106
>bats
>princess bautista
fixed that for you
>>68603242
HEY GUYS LOOK, A SPURDO MAN
BURGER BURGER, FREEDOM M16, ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIR OBOABO BURGER CLAP
hows my american?
KP is pretty elite tbqh
>>68603334
hey :\
>>68602636
>dfa barney
>>68603354
>even pillar hitting for power now
>>68603386
>not tsuuuulo.jpg
missed opportunity tbqh
>>68603371
sorry its not often us torontonians can shitpost about sports
>>68603420
yeah tulo really is a missed opportunity
>empty threads in 2 weeks when hot streak ends
>>68603423
it's ok
why don't we begin a cultural exchange by sharing some extreme team memes
this meme is ryan flaherty, he's the only player in the history of baseball to go 0 for 751
>>68603482
> 0 for 751
is that a literal fact?
how do you hit that badly and not get sent down to the minor leagues?
>>68603508
great clubhouse presence
>>68603482
>0 for 751
>>68603482
Hi american friend have this meme of a ptsd manlet
>>68603519
kek
>>68603482
although the orioles are losing here is some fresh memes
I however, would like a smuk blue jay in return
>>68603536
been there done that got the tshirt
literally
>>68603482
my favourite meme is dickey. He unironically throws meme pitches every game.
This team is dildos
>thighs on the ball girl
>>68603536
CAN'T WAKE UP!
>>68603562
nice OC
>>68603578
Wouldn't his pitches be the exact opposite of a meme?
>>68603482
hello american friend. this is munenori kawasaki, he was not a good player at all but everyone found him to be hilarious and good for morale.
I miss him.
>its a storen gets out of an inning without loading the bases episode
>>68603562
>someone posts it 5 seconds faster than me
rip
dicking this thread
with no survivors
>>68603562
heres le talk-shit-get-hit man, pretty self explanatory
>>68603647
>tfw superior possibly asian utility infielder now
>>68603671
>mfw other teams fans other than the rangers use this as banter
>>68603482
This is Buck Martinez, he's 87 years old, has a bitchin head of hair, and will fuck your woman when you least expect it while exclaiming "OH, LITTLE LOOPER!"
LIL
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come on boys get saunders to the plate
>>68603729
They should have Jerry Howarth doing TV
Buck Martinez is a meme tier announcer
>>68603729
Don't you lads have a whole bingo board of memes for your network?
>>68603665
its okay, this one is better :^)
>>68603795
its aged a bit
>>68603742
probably the longest running jays meme
>>68603796
t-thanks
why dont they ever tag up, what the fuck
anything but a DP now EE
>loading the bases so they cant intentionally walk him
HERE
WE
GO
saunders hits 4th home run and home run cycle with grand slam
holy shit that will be worthy of being in the bible
>possibly getting a home run cycle
Announcers predicting his 3 pitch strike out with all these dreams
SWING GODDAMN IT SWING
>>68603811
Ayy thanks. Been meaning to try one with MASN
congrats mike you deserve it
FUCK
....oh well, way she goes..
>fails to hit 4th home run
fuck everything
the season is over
trade all players
fire shaprio
KYS SAUNDSHIT
>>68603982
FUCK IT ALL
FIRE SALE WHEN?
What happens first
Saunders busted for roids
or
Bautista finally gets busted for roids
Poor Saunders, that was the peak of his career
It's all downhill from here
>This many people stayed past Ubaldo relief
HEART
>cuckshito
>>68604003
>implying bautista hasnt been tested a dozen times every season
saundshit is probably going to get busted unfortunately
>dickey starts tomorrow
GG O's, see you Sunday
>>68604064
they were there to witness history but too bad canadians are all terrible and worthless and cant accomplish anything meaningful
New Topic: Things you would do to Hazel Mae's ass
>>68604119
It's ok
Neither could the Rangers
>>68602001
I was at that game, got muh hat. Jesus christ I couldn't handle the end though.
>>68604170
EAT IT LIKE GROCERIES
>>68604003
bautista might be the most tested player in the league, he just has the body of most 20-somethng year olds because of his near psyho approach to fitness and nutrition
>>68604177
kek
>>68604170
She weathered quickly.
>>68604083
>>68604216
It's all the pineapple on the Hawaiian pizza he eats. Cleans out any substance in his urine like that.
>>68604177
>>keked and checked
>using osuna when we have dickey tomorrow
WHAT THE FUCK GIBBY YOU DRUNK PIECE OF LAZY SHIT FUCK OFF
>>68604256
The whole promotion of Booster Juice is pretty funny.
>>68604170
turn her down
It's all about that sweet Ukrainian ass on Ivanka
>wasting osuna
>>68604319
He needs work. Hasn't pitched in a week.
>>68604333
I betcha he boosts by "juicing"
>>68604387
yeah and if he needs 15-20 pitches today he wont pitch tomorrow
>>68604387
he's on a VERY tight leash
more than 12 pitches he gets pulled
Now this was a meme.
>>68604413
also you know osuna is shit in low leverage situations, hes just gonna hang meatballs till he loads the bases
WHY THE CHRIST IS THOLE PLAYING
>>68604476
Because its a fucking blowout
>>68604333
to be fair Booster Juice is pretty fucking good senpai
>>68604506
there is no such thing as a blowout for the jays
i don't care if it's 1000-0, they can still collapse
>>68604319
Tbh we dicked harder than Dickey last we saw him here
It took a passed ball in extras to even win
ahhh yissss.....
>>68604570
THAT WAS A FUCKING MEME GAME!
well that was weird.
>>68604523
booster juice is tasty as fuck
>>68604570
>thole is playing professional baseball and you are sitting at home shitposting on an anime sports forum
COLLAPSE
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>>68603482
DELETE THIS
Anyway gg jays
Hoping tomorrow a laugher in the other direction
Dunno about Gallardo tho
>shitsuna
>>68604832
gg m8
>>68604832
with dickey pitching your bound to win one against us
>>68604932
dickey could get fucking shelled, jays will still win with this offense
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