Will be Peru be able to keep the meme machine rolling?
Will Colombia actually try this game?
Will any Americans actually attend the match?
These questions and many more will be answered in 1 bong and 45 bings. Get your predictions in now!
Who should I root for? I'm conflicted.
Why the fuck would Colombia not try?
Who /peruvianchicano/ here
Peru is not a soft Rival. The cool thing about southamerican cups is that all of the teams actually got a chance and nothing is written. Im expecting a good entertaining game.
>>68598080
They didn't against Costa Rica and desu hispanics are pretty lazy.
Why is this tournament being held in America?
>>68598149
if we don't win fertility rates will drop, suicides will increase.
>>68598184
Money. South America has none and would like some.
>>68598080
Gringos can't understand how qualifications work.
Colombia was already qualified for the next stage so they played their B team.
>>68598276
and dodged argentina to boot
E L
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Y las velas papi?
cuando vamos a fumar las velas?
is this really what the average Peruvian looks like?
>>68598261
how pathetic
Tbqh this wont be easy to Colombia, but they will win
>>68598276
We understand it's just not very sportsmanlike.
Poor form as the yellow toothed limeys would say.
Colombia is one of the toughest teams of the Copa, but Perú will try their best!
>>68598381
Yep. That's literally me.
>>68598261
The host wins more money. Thats why countries compete to be hosts
>>68598184
USA has become a regular team in the tournament so they should host it sometime
maybe Mexico in some years
Colombia will win 2-0 :] Take a screenshot lads
>Pekerman
>Gareca
From what part of Colombia and Peru are they?
>elimination game
>"will colombia actually try this game"
wut
also if you aren't cheering for EL PERU-ANO you are subhuman
>>68598092
Me i guess
Dubs y yeims mete triplete
>pekermeme
As a peruvian I will celebrate winning by fucking a colombian whore
In case we lose I will take my revenge on colombian pussy
>>68598472
I'm predictinf 4-2 Colombia.
Peru is playing and that means meme game.
Vargas Llosa and Ramón Ribeyro > García Márquez and Álvaro Mutis
Rooting 4 Colombia tho
>>68598650
Those Colombians?
Wow, didn't know they had such pretty women. I am now a #ColombianMissile
>>68598683
everyone has models
>>68597926
I don't really care about the game desu, I just want to see that retarded smiley face meme spammed. I can't understand what the fuck it says, but it's hilarious.
>>68598650
Pero mira esos ojetes papi
>>68598705
Post Peruvian ones then so I can determine who I'm supporting.
Who here is /putting money on Colombia/
>>68598442
Good luck friend
Colombia needs to win to stop Mexico from going to the finals
If Mexico wins this tournament I'll kill myself desu senpai
>>68598793
Don't worry, even if they make it there we'll beat them.
>>68598306
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>>68598793
Chile will probably beat them anyway.
inb4 mexico beat chile recently
>in a friendly
>>68598817
You won't get past Argentina m8, but mexico can beat argentina with messi injured and enough meme magic
>>68598777
Same.
I hope we'll have a good game.
>>68598368
>>68598309
papus armando la vela en este momento
>>68598867
>Argentina will beat Venezuela
I w-want this meme to end!
>>68598881
>>68598650
>Cerveza Cristal
Como se nota la invasion economica chilena en peru
>tfw no velas/murales villeros pics in this computer
Ospina; Arias, Zapata, Murillo, Díaz; Sanchez, Torres, Cuadrado, Cardona, James; Bacca.
>>68598991
Pues si, cristal es muy popular en Perú.
come on Columbia
>>68598994
che papu, se te quedo el netbook del gobierno?
![wendy-sulca[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mM1McVk.jpg "wendy-sulca[1].jpg")
>>68598759
>>68598861
where is your leaf
>>68598867
>You won't get past Argentina
Oh ye of little faith. We got this.
>>68599107
BORRAR
>>68598683
>>68599064
I never have one
cuanto falta?
Guys can we keep the Spanish to a minimum please?
Not being a jerk but now that America is starting to get good at soccer we need to practice our banter.
>>68599180
una vela
>>68598507
What part of Chile is Pizzi from?
>>68599180
Hartuko zure ipurdian, american kaka, zure herrialdeko sucks juduak eta enpresa handiak nagusi, gantz zara eta zure seme-gantz izango da
>>68599180
M8, learn spanish or go to the euro threads.
>>68599172
una hora todavia
>>68599180
As long as we can shit on euros we should be fine. So save pa and una Vela.
>>68599180
cala boca cara
What does sabe pa, and la picardiya mean?
I know una Vela is basically 420 blaze it with Simpsons.
>>68599180
Gringo pendejo
>>68599180
I agree
>>68599230
gracias hermano, paz
>>68599180
How are you going to banter with the hispanics if you don't lear at least a bit of spanish you dumb ass?
>tfw the mid term test are in two weeks and haven't even started to study
>>68599266
>>68598991
>Backus from chile
really? gonna steal that too?
>>68599310
cmon now the Spanish along with most conform to english
>>68599319
>doesnt study 3 minutes before test
>>68599180
Do you realize that you are the only country left in the copa that doesn't speak spanish?
>>68599180
toca de aca gringo puto smc (sacudiendo mi cabeza)
>>68598261
Peru (gay) has a good economy at the moment. They also got a new president in ppk. Seems like they are the next south american country to breakout.
WHO /FUMESSI/ HERE?
>>68599319
pretty shit feel desu
fuck Colombia desu
I hope Peru scores at least 4 goals tonight
>>68599351
and yet 99% of the thread is in english
>>68599366
Vamos Peru Carajo!!!
>>68599399
Ok yankee, si tanto queres no entender un carajo hablamos español a partir de ahora.
Excepto chile, no se que hablaran pero español no es.
>>68599266
>>68599399
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa GORDO DE MERDA VAI EMBORA
>>68599180
Y las velas papi?
>>68599351
>Chile
>spanish
wn la wea fome qlo
Who here for Paolo Warrior?
![depositphotos_30323943-Two-butterflies-with-flags-on[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B0G4iTR.jpg "depositphotos_30323943-Two-butterflies-with-flags-on[1].jpg")
>>68598712
PICARDY is good but I like the weed Simpsons meme better.
Wena papu
Una vela
>>68599433
ching chong si espano muh language
get relevant
>>68599399
Its a fucking english website, talking in spanish is part of the banter weon idiota
How alpha does one have to be to get a paisa gf Colombros?
>>68599351
They speak more spanish in Texas than in Chile m8.
>>68599321
Someone please explain this stupid yellow face to me
Are sudacas into riots and flares like on the Euro?
>>68599472
The only thing getting here is your NT, fucked by ours.
>>68599156
I think I'm in love.
>>68599319
Eres indio o que?
>>68599481
Not really just move to Miami.
post rochas
>>68599504
>in a sport America doesn't give a shit about
Rooting for Peru lads.
>>68599326
To them everything is theirs and their invention, just ignore it.
>>68599513
![8481997-kruH-U10121790826576-1024x683@GP-Web[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RHnUbAZ.jpg "8481997-kruH-U10121790826576-1024x683@GP-Web[1].jpg")
>>68599502
no we are polite people
>>68599502
No, sudacas make great atmosphere at games. Chicanos on the other hand throw piss cups and shit. Don't actually follow any leagues just muh heritage.
>>68599351
And we're the guest. Didn't your mothers teach you guys any manner?
>>68599525
M8 whats that really raunchy rochas site that has girls from the neighborhood
>>68599400
En verdad eres peruano o hijo de peruanos?
Can anyone post the Argentinië - Zwitserland qt por favor?
>tfw just explained my whole social autistic feel to the only qt I had a chance on
matenmén gurises ya fue
>>68599544
>I don't follow south american soccer
>>68599478
>ser asi de gatillado
Tranqui vieja
>>68599540
>tfw no colombian gf
Didn't know how hard that feel would hit till it hit me.
Quien /cebollitas/ aca?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMoE6W7VtR4
Winner of this match gets to completely annex us.
>>68599116
I smoked it.
>>68599586
Ponela en pedo y aposta por un garche de lastima.
>>68599534
La chilena is peruvian isnt it.
>>68599586
just be yourself
>>68599542
Holy kek, just throwing a fucking row of seats. Different level of hooliganism. How would these lads do against the Russians?
>>68599586
You fucked up bad bro.
>>68599607
wena nido
>>68599565
Peruano amigo. De huancayo :)
>>68599586
Eso te pasa por visita /pol/ o /r9k/
>>68599598
Mexican league isn't a real league it's just an excuse to make modelo and tecate ads.
>>68599621
Probably not well. Hispanics are really short.
Someone post "el peruano" copy pasta
>>68599617
>jeison
Why are Colombians so ghetto?
>>68599621
They are just mad their team got relegated, it is not really a "organized" battle or something like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLbngTAJFrw
>>68598991
>>68599326
>>68599534
It's a different Cristal, different companies
>>68599540
Looks like a second rate Rosario Dawson desu
>>68599641
Wena
>>68599661
>Brazilians
>Hispanic
>>68599620
HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>68599704
Jesus Christ, what's the fucking difference?
Pronosticos para el juego de hoy?
>>68599582
>>68599620
>those chunky thighs
>>68599717
They speak different languages for one.
>>68599717
agreed
>>68599733
Peru 1 red card, 1 colombian unable to walk for 3 years; Colombia wins this 2-0
>>68599750
Barely. And who cares anyway?
They're all brown, short, and speak a latin language.
>>68599766
Pls be James or cuadrado.
>>68599734
You can see the happiness in the eyes of the guy behind that qt.
>>68599733
Predigo dobles.
>>68599608
my dream would come true
>>68599734
Good god that semen demon, peru (gay) fucked up by not letting as many nazis in to there country in the 40s.
>>68599733
3-1 gana Congolombia
>>68599779
Brazilians are lower on the evolutionary tree than their South American counterparts
>Farfán to River confirmed
Neat, I love la foquita
i just want a jewish gf
>>68599737
Low test fag please go.
>>68599820
Haven't heard about him since he was at >schalke
what's he been up to?
>>68599801
estos dobles?
>>68599823
KIKEFU
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>>68599733
3-1 and colombia wins
>first time drawn 1-1
>second time peru chimp out and one red
>then 2 goals from colombia
>>68599734
remember I was in the stadium that day. Nice qts.
>>68599620
>just be yourself
No fuck you.
>>68599842
Playing in UAE, he's only 31 years old and hasn't lost his speed
Would be a great replacement for Carlos Sánchez (the Uruguayan one)
>>68599875
Ser tu mismo es lo mejor, cucarachita.
>>68599820
not yet
someone post the inca-boliviano pasta
>>68599853
>>68599734
>>68599887
Gracias por el consejo, Chad.
>>68599779
Because brasil comes from Portugal that was infested by arabs and afrikans. Latino comes from Spain that had alot more germanic tribes and iberians.
>>68598381
No he has german blood
>>68599909
She'll never go with the likes of us my monkey friend - Jews are very, VERY loyal to their own.
Plus they only like mutilated cocks.
>tfw
>>68598381
Looks Prussian to me
Can anyone post that scooby-doo image of canada being revealed as peru?
>>68599887
when normies say 'just b ureself' they mean 'be yourself but normal'.
If you're really yourself and you're weird, you'll creep everyone out
>>68599180
ONE CANDLE
>>68599919
Shut the fuck up beaner you're both the same shit.
>>68599909
IDF girls time
>>68599107
no es modelo
>>68598171
>They didn't against Costa Rica
cause we had already classified and Pekerman wanted to give the subs a chance, not even Ospina was playing in that match.
this match on the other hand, is vital.
>>68599944
Sure
I want the one revealing Chile as Poland, made me laugh out loud when saw it
>>68599919
Most of Brazil is of Italian heritage though, I think
>>68599180
you aren't missing shit.
these spics are saying random words in Spanish that don't even make sense to themselves.
>>68599964
You are embarrassing my country.
>>68599982
a candle? know dad
>>68599976
I always picture Fred as saying "AHA!" As he unmasks Perú.
>>68599980
No thats Argentina. Brasil has some nazi blood though. Argentina has mostly spanish, nazi, and failed italian blood.
>>68599980
>Most of Brazil is of Italian heritage though, I think
You're thinking of Argentina.
Brazil are known for being a grotesque mixture.
There's blonde Germans in the south though.
>/r9k/ dipshits ITT misunderstanding "be yourself"
At the very least, you guys could be clever with your responses, like claming "fake it till you make it" is a better advice
>BBC in colombia means BOGOTA BEER COMPANY
WOAH!
>>68599975
You better not let us down. I intend to find myself a Colombian bride on interpals after this and the game needs to go well so I have something to talk about.
>>68597982
I'm going to take a nap and when I wake up Colombia will have won and this horrible worry in my chest will have ceased, at least until the next game comes.
>>68599661
would just shoot them on the spot though
>>68599980
Not really, italians just started immigrating here near the end of the 19th century, same as germans.
>>68600013
>Argentina has nazi
Well meme'd, we took the guys war on WW2
Brazil took the nazis
She could make the rest of your life happy
why don't you find a girl like her, anon?
>>68599980
like 15% to 18%, still more than the US
around 80% have some Portuguese or Spanish heritage
wish we had more Jews
>>68600001
The Peruvian
>>68598057
peru, we should avoid colombia
>>68600026
It means your a cuck in america.
>>68599910
argentina is white. quints confirm
>>68600039
the good guys*
>>68600040
i'm not rich enough
>>68598381
CARA DE GUANACO
>>68600040
How did she get so perfect?
>>68600048
Cristãos-Novos. Lots of jews converted to christianism to escape from inquisition.
Alguien recuerda Malcolm?
>>68599159
had*
CHI
>>68600040
She's literally a model...
>>68599971
>>68599971
>>68599971
>>68599971
MATCH THREAD!!!
>>68599807
start ww3 so we can take on refugees
>Peru (Gay)
>>68600113
>Colombia (parce)
>>68600039
Dont get loud with me my black friend i like you guys.
>>68600147
>Dont get loud with me
I just said we have nothing to do with the nazis, I don't give a shit about you
>>68600147
DELETE THIS
>>68599266
picardia is a retarded meme from taringa, which is a very popular web on south america, the original image was the yellow smiley with "what an amazing post, and me without any points to give, que picardia" written on it
>>68600147
Why are you drinking out of an ashtray?
>>68598683
Colombian women are bullshit, they aren't like that, naive gringo, that's why gringos get killed when they come here. Most of the average women I see are ugly as fuck.
>>68599107
Es mi novia
James will cuck for three quarters of the game and that should be it. If Peru doesn't score by then, then we're doomed, unless based Gallese saves a couple of penalties...
>>68599266
>>68599540
>knows everybody's gonna be staring at that ass and not her
>moves her head to block it
How evil of her.
>>68599180
toca de aca, yanqui de mierda
>>68600263
Gallese could play in the bpl for a mid tier club. Very underrated.
>>68599180
touch from here, llanqui of shit
>>68599620
VAI VAI VAI VAI
>>68599586
que hiciste che?
>>68600230
But interpals has pictures on it and I actually have a good job and am fairly attractive.
>>68597926
>Big Congolombia and the peruANOs bullied poor little Equator instead of solidarity
baka lads can't wait till we win this torny and make sure you guys stay behind the wall.
>>68600230
>>68600040
>>68600180
>we have nothing to do with the nazis
WHO IS EICHMANN?
>>68600039
>implying
We had a huge influx of germans, specially in the south.
In fact, there is evidence jews were forbbidden from entering the country and had to enter brazil or uruguay and then be smuggled into the country.
No nos partan el culito plox =^^= <3
>>68600650
Germans in the South came here before WW2
During WW2 we took lot of Jews, mostly from Poland and Germany
The nazis went to Brazil m87
>>68600712
Sure we did, our government which was ideologically identified with fascism and nazism helped the jews. Don't kid yourself pretending we don't most often than not side with the bad people, next you'll tell me we have no blacks because we didn't own slaves and not because we murdered them in the late 1800's
>>68600712
My grand-grandmother or something was Mengele neighbour
>>68600885
Mengele got married in my city lel
>>68600811
We had slaves but back under the Spanish rule, once we became independent we abolished slavery (one of the first countries in the world to do this)
In the early 1800 Buenos Aires was over 40% black but they died in the wars and the pest. San Martín himself said the best soldiers were the black one. For example, the ones crossing the Andes to chile were +90% black
I'm not denaying our Afro past, but a huge mayority of them died with the black pest during Sarmiento's government. Notice how rare is to find an Afro-Argentine (not these first generation African immigrants), and the few we have have lighter skin than Steph Curry
hi where are the goals
>>68600938
Tomorrow in Argentina's match
We'll score at least 4
>>68600938
Not on the euro cup
>>68600930
That's exactly what i said happened nigger.
Anyway, it's a fact the country tried to deny jews passage into the country, the shoah museum in BA even has a section about that, and was one of the main hidding places of nazis, don't be a revisionist asshat to make us look better.
>>68601054
>literally no proof of Nazis in Argentina
>objective facts about Jews living here
Ya, I'm just making it up...
>>68597926
Who /gayforgallese/ here?
>>68601102
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Argentine
>descendants of German citizens: 1 million
Yes you are.
>>68601321
Wew lad I just fapped.
>>68601355
I never said we don't have German people
I'm saying we don't have nazis
>>68601432
Because nazism isn't a thing anymore, we have a whole lot of nazi descendants, probably more than we do jews
>that congolombian dive
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