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germland 0-0 poland
>matches today
italy - sweden
czech republic - croatia
spain - turkey
gooooooooooooooooooooooood morning
Hello.
>>68568444
what's up?
Buy him
https://youtu.be/KWAfvQWEp_0
>>68568456
Hey, not much m8.
Fell in love with a prostitute, and taking her to a game with me next week.
Good games today. I'll probably miss most of the last one.
John Kerry's motorcade drove by me on my way to the train station. Loads of police with machine guns, even the Swedish police were there, plus the home guard.
Shame I don't have my camera phone. Didn't want to pull my iPad out of my big bag. You never know what could happen.
>>68568604
Enjoy yourself
>>68568604
sounds fun, i guess
moin moin
>>68568458
I hope a good second Bundesliga team signs him
>Götze actually got worse since the last WC
impressive.
Why did Germany play like shit on offense yesterday? Match vs Ukraine was different
>>68568968
much like my life
>>68568968
What do you expect when you sit on the bench for the last two years on a stupid stacked team. He needs to go to Liverpool and amstop being a bitch and go be a star there
>>68569041
mhmhm personally i don't think it was very different. polen defended better than ukraine and germany had no idea how to break through
like kahn said, they always tried to play that genius pass instead of playing easy, straight forward football.
that is what polen did when they had the ball. they played straight and simple resulting in several good chances
>>68568604
kek
>>68568650
You can't be too careful.
>>68569097
I'm starting to like Kahn as tv expert, am I a pleb?
>>68568650
hello
>>68569624
hey
>>68569841
no hes good
>>68569841
no kahn is GOAT experte
>>68569841
Kahn is alright.
>>68569848
Kill yourself.
>>68569841
You can always argue about the expertise people have, but since it's tv it's about the entertainment and personality aswell.
Everyone knows Kahn, he can express himself decently well, brings great insights on goalkeeping, the rest is still decent.
>he can express himself decently well
>great insights on goalkeeping
>>68570765
nice wall
Italy - Sweden
Tough one for me. I think I will support Italy more, but I will not be sad if Sweden get a result.
Nicolaj Jorgensen has been sold to Feyenoord.
That one surprises me quite a bit. I think he could've done better. Maybe bigger teams have been turned off by his injury list.
>no brandt
I still don't know how to deal with this feel
>no Volland
I still don't know le feelium either
>no Rudy
I still don't know why I love dieses Gefühl so much
>>68572168
pretty rudy of you
Eder playing like a man that knows he isn't playing the full 90 minutes
>>68572187
CUTE
Is it safe to say Italy are the best dark horse in this tournament?
>>68572354
yeah
MUM, MUUUUUUUUM, ZDF is bullying me with a female commentator again!!!!
based buffon
>>68572525
she isn't worse than rethy,reif,taxis etcetc
>>68572584
tut tut, try harder
>>68572584
>hating based TuT
Say what you want, but he has a wonderful voice.
>>68568413
good morning
am I hearing this correctly
is a fucking women commentating on zdf
http://www.zdf.de/ZDFmediathek/beitrag/video/2764158#/beitrag/video/2764158
>not watching based spidercam instead
>>68573170
neato
>>68573473
Also the streams are in sync. So you can just mute the woman and play the stadium sound instead
>>68572584
AT least their voices aren't annoying as hers.
>>68573535
can you change the cam to something else?
>giving patients yoghurts to eat
Why are hospitals so stupid
>>68573703
http://em.zdf.de/spiel-16/
here are all the cams. make sure you middle-click on the streams, so they open in a new tab and bigger. ARD has much more streams, Like Team A, Team B, Halbraumcam etc.
>>68573560
Paul Maaß @paulmaass 1m1 minute ago
>zur weibl. Kommentatorin kann man nur mit @JustinTrudeau antworten: Because it's 2016. >(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLk2aSBrR6U … …) #EURO2016 #ZDF #ITASVE
Nix_tun @samtoh144 1m1 minute ago
>Liebes @ZDF, warum lasst ihr nicht öfter Claudia Neumann moderieren,z.B.das nächste DFB-Spiel!Sie macht das viel besser als Rethy&Co #ITASWE
Blumentänzerin @traeumt 6m6 minutes ago
>#ITASVE wird auf @ZDF von einer Frau kommentiert! #machtsiesuper
Mrtn @Maddin6389 9m9 minutes ago
>@ZDF Ich habe 30 min nicht mitbekommen, dass eine Frau #ITASVE kommentiert. Sehr gute Arbeit, gerne auch mal bei einem Spiel des @DFB_Team
Zachary Otzik @Rifazzafir 13m13 minutes ago
>@zdf @ZDFsport irre ich mich oder Kommentiert eine Frau #ITASWE ? Gefällt mir auch wenn es am Anfang komisch klingt
HippHüpp @HippHuepp 14m14 minutes ago
>die #sexistischeKackscheiße über Claudia #Neumann, die als Frau (!11!!) #ITASVE kommentiert macht mich traurig. @ZDF @ZDFsport #was2016?!
Jim Hadarr @Mindm3lter 16m16 minutes ago
>#ITASWE im ZDF und die Kommentatorin ist mit Abstand das Beste was das ZDF bisher im Fußballkommentatorenbereich geboten hat. Weiter so @ZDF
Matthias Kalle @MatthiasKalle 16m16 minutes ago
>Na, ihr Schreibtischtäter? Fällt euch gerade wieder was ab, weil die Fußballfachfrau Claudia Neumann kommentiert? #getoverit #zdf #ITASVE
Wendy @WndJnsn 13s14 seconds ago
>@ZDF die Claudia Neumann ist super! Hab mich noch nie so wenig über den Kommentar bei einem Fußballspiel geärgert. #justsaying #ITASWE
Noah Schönhart @NoahSchoenhart 49s50 seconds ago Vienna, Austria
>Im @ZDF läuft #ITASVE, kommentiert von einer Frau.
>Und man stelle sich vor, sie macht ihren Job sehr gut. So what?
>Willkommen im 21. Jh. ;)
Alen Velagić @AlenVelagic 4m4 minutes ago
>@Mon8wal auf ZDF macht die Kommentatorin richtig guten Job. Einfach dann umschalten ;-)
>ARD has the worst moderators known to man hosting
>ZDF has women and fucking Stani pretending to know football
These are the worst football tournament broadcasts I have lived through
me avoiding herman
>>68574300
Same shit here, we've had wommen commentating on the euros and copa America. Won't complain much since they're not worse than our normal commentators.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOpGCGtCVsE
WILL GRIGGS ON FIRE
If I was your girlfriend, you could now explain the offside rule to me hehe
>>68575228
so when the...uh...the defender...right? the defender inbetween the goalkeeper and...maybe i should explain it in a different way. so when the attacker....uuuhhh...the attacker....and when you pass and the last man isn't like nearer to the goalie than you then it's offside. got it?
Does Eder? E does!
people were actually looking forward to this tournament
>all the normies tipped Italy because "lol Italy are so good XDDDD"
>this game
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
at least I made some decent points yesterday when all the trottelnormies tipped Germany
>>68568409
>>68568413
We're coming for you, senpai
:^)
>>68576689
Italy have had the best match this tournament, why would you not bet on a win for them here? Don't bitch about normies when you seem to be just as clueless.
>>68577325
>Italy have had the best match this tournament
sup clueless normie
shouldn't you be at some party?
>>68577382
Who was better?
>>68577416
both were pretty bad desu
>>68577435
That's not what I was asking. Who played a better match than Italy against Belgium this tournament?
>>68577416
Spain
Poland
Iceland
all better
and today was a fucking shithouse of a match
tie would have been deserved
>>68577479
is this a cross examination, sir?
>>68577479
croatia against turks
>>68577520
That's ridiculous. Spain or Poland who struggled to convert their possession into actually dangerous attempts and got away with it in the end were better than Italy who were in fully control and more clinical against a much tougher opponent?
You really are the clueless one.
>>68577597
>n Italy who were in fully control
you must have watched a different game from us, dude
from your posts I can only conclude that you're Italian?
or Numbers
>>68577520
>Iceland
>>68577873
>not rating Iceland's performance
>he doesn't rank iceland
https://twitter.com/jenslehmann/status/742447977067909120
what did he mean by this?
>>68577910
>being dominated the whole match
they were lucky in this match
>>68578024
like Italy in their first game
>>68578024
it's okay when atletico does it though
>>68578063
>2-0
>luck
>Italy had the highest packing value in their first match, they were obviously the best
>>68578095
>once again confirming you didn't even watch the game
wew
>>68578076
I never mentioned Atletico. What's your point?
>>68578063
Yes, but Italy's defending was better than Iceland's
>want to go outside
>open up curtains to check weather
>dark everywhere
>also rain
>I also have an inner ear infection because of the weather
MEH nice "summer"
>>68578166
they got through with strict defending and only going forward when it's open enough for a legitimate chance. Maybe portugal dominated in terms of possession and shot on goal but at the end of the game they leave the pitch with a draw. maybe they weren't dominating enough
>>68578350
>maybe they weren't dominating enough
pic related
Portugal didn't win because of their bad conversion of chances and a mistake in the defence which resulted in a goal against them
>>68578515
well they clearly weren't dominating enough since Iceland could score a goal. read the entire post next time
>>68578612
>well they clearly weren't dominating enough
pic related
Stay to your blogposting next time
You clearly have no idea
No need to waste my time with you
pootugal a shit
>>68578729
if they were truly crushing iceland they wouldn't have conceded. Deep down you know that and your stats won't change the fact that they drew against fucking iceland
>croatia won't win the Euros
>croatian qts
Hnggg
>>68579332
Do you have this one as original?
soooooooo, what are you gonna be doing tonight?
that was close
>>68580372
i dont understand
>>68580910
i sleep at night
periscope
that was --toooooooooooor
Perro Sick!
>>68580910
This thread, some others, poker, football, porn, masturbating and you
>>68580946
Someone posted it, I didn't save it, that's what I drew
>>68581000
what will be broadcasted tonight?
>doing me
i don't think so
>>68581081
I see
sorry but i can't recognize the pic from your drawing
is that a gun
>>68581215
Yes
>>68581250
you are good
>>68581250
Maybe. I'm pretty certain there were three dots in it and the dots very horizontal, not vetical
>>68581452
Manga doesn't have horizontal dots.
>>68581632
Okay
Slavs gonna slav
>Switzerland
>>68585268
he tipped 1-0
http://www.fcbayern.de/de/news/news/2016/stellungnahme-zur-berichterstattung-ueber-mario-gotze-150616.php
>>68586045
Suspiciously exact dementi
>these guitar riffs on ZDF after, before and during every montage
>these vocals
I am ready to die
>>68585268
He's utterly clueless and a cunt to boot.
Man, my Tipps can't handle all this banter.
>>68586572
They stole the UP! OST...
How is it even possible to get these pyros into the stadium? Thought security was tight
>>68584689
>>68586580
fuck off you fucking shit
>>68586683
LMAO
>>68586683
kek
>>68586683
are you a 12 yo girl or just very very naive?
>>68586683
U joking right?
>>68586683
kek
KEK
K E K
>>68587164
This guy has never left his basement it seems,
would put thousands on the fact he's a kissless virgin.
The stadiums are SAFE. Nobody can bring a bomb with them or hell, even a fire cracker ... the stadiums are safe.
T. Safety expert
STANISLAWSKI RAUS
hope croatia get knocked out asap desu. they're the only ones doing motorcades
>>68588334
>How is it even possible to get these pyros into the stadium? Thought security was tight
>>68588506
I thought the fans had to arrive 3 hours before kick off? Plenty of time to search them and ask them.
>>68588665
>you got some fireworks with you?
>"no"
>ok move along sir enjoy the game
>>68589392
cheeky
>not bringing it down
Mario Gomez could have scored that
>>68590444
Checked
Finally a match with goals
>betting
absolutely haram
>grausame tötungsmaschinerie
>beihilfe zum mord in über 700000 fällen
kk
I'm downloading so many nice Hörspiele
Feels goody
>>68592112
name some
Stop stop
worst refs in a big tournament since 2008
>>68592206
TKKG
Faith - The Van Helsing Chronicles
Dragonbound
Tony Ballard
Geister-Schocker
John Sinclair
Offenbarung 23
Gruselkabinett
>>68586045
When will they release a statement on the Javi Martinez to jail situation?
>>68593140
she doesnt look underage tbf
Türks so mad
>>68593140
yeah, but Javi looks 14
>>68568968
thats what happens when you sit on the bench for so long.
>>68593350
De Gea and Javi on the other hand ...
>>68568458
I'm sure someone will
>>68593528
isn't that muniain ? wow de gea without a beard looks like a tool
>>68593620
thats probably why he grows it
>>68593037
>tkkg
>not ???
kys
>>68593620
You're right, it's Muniain
>>68594079
no offense but TKKG>???
those 3 faggits didnt even have a girl in their crew lmao fucking virgins
>>68594604
??? solved some real crimes whereas tkkg just bullied people, who hadn't done anything wrong
wowzer
time to boil some eggs
im really tired, might do as the foreskin, pull back.
>>68594927
I do it in the mornings
>>68595110
Cute conversation
>german move called "we wuz kings" on zdf
>sandniggers nigging
>police is racis
>white cucks save the day
Absolute cringe.
tipspiele update?
>>68594797
this
>>68597476
not going so great desu, Croatia kinda ruined the party for themselves and me, Spain scored two too many, and Italy two too few
Anywhere to find German streams of Euro games?
>>68598708
Swiss (German), games are life on this channel: http://www.srf.ch/play/tv/live#?tvLiveId=c49c1d64-9f60-0001-1c36-43c288c01a10
>>68598708
get a German VPN and watch the livestreams on the ARD/ZDF websites
>>68597476
i think i'm doing alright
but some games were close (not the good close)
>>68598769
get a live
ugh
ugh ugh machen die Affen
>>68598769
Kann kein Mensch verstehen.
>>68598833
Danke.
goooooooooooooooood morning
today
belgium ireland
iceland hungary
portugal austria
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68607678
Time is it over there? Almost midnite here. Eating some cereal then work rmmorow:^]
>mfw cant watch the games tommorow but will shitpost from my phone anyway
>>68607997
Portugal Austria because of Renato Sanches
>>68607678
Good morning Anon
>>68609379
6 in the morning by the time he submitted
>>68609379
see >>68609563
now it's 9am
good morning!
>>68610040
Good morning Norway
Hey guys just here to watch the game, where's Fährmann? Oh wait, we got jewed by Jogi
any updates on the ricardo rodriguez situation
>>68611081
He's leaving, but we don't know where to.
Ingolstadt have signed Danish goalkeeper/worst dressed man in the world Martin Hansen from ADO Den Haag
I'm so disappointed. My home team just signed a new guy. He is apparently a Nigerian (!) striker called Suleiman Abdullahi. 2bh that's enough for me to say that's a shit transfer, I can't imagine shouting this name in the stadium even if it was just before the match when our starting 11 is announced...
>>68611312
so no
>>68611777
No, and there probably won't be any change until after the Euros.
>>68611796
ugh but kicker said the clause runs out on the 30th
moin
>>68611324
>ozcan
>nyland
>now hansen
are they stacking on keepers? what for?
>>68612112
Özcan left for Leverkusen.
>>68568604
Based WalkBro.
>>68612137
Leverkusen are Fostering him?
>Sane to Buyern
#JustRuhrpottythings
>>68611665
TOD UND HASS DEM BTSV
http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/gina-lisa-lohfink-neue-details-im-vergewaltigungs-fall-a-1098238.html
Gina-Lisa Lohfink bezichtigt Pardis F. der Vergewaltigung. Nach SPIEGEL-Informationen traf das Model ihn einen Abend nach der mutmaßlichen Tat erneut - mit dabei war auch Fußballnationalspieler Jérôme Boateng.
24h of Le Mans today
Finally something good to watch
>>68613569
Mmhm
haha time for another storm -.-
>>68613481
>boateng
Sure wouldn't want that guy as a neighbor.
>>68614114
>Israel
why? what did we do to them?
>MUH PACKING
>>68614137
they hate arab countries
DFB Pokal Auslosung today
nice
>>68614114
top lads
Brondby have signed German defender Benedikt Röcker on a 3-year deal from Greuther Fürth.
>>68586572
Its so fucking annoying
https://www.sportschau.de/uefaeuro2016/live/videostream-die-euro-im-livestream-106.html
reminder you can watch here in HD
Ard normal stream is a shithouse
Kleiner TIp an meine Freunde esst niemals Fotze von ein Weib wo vorher jemand reingespritzt hat aua aua aua mein AIDS
Great attempted pass
Uhh I think there's an evil spirit chasing the players...
>>68613305
Because Foster is a known goalkeeper and to foster means to raise/educate/train a person
>>68617246
why
>>68616217
>>68616310
Let us see if he can rock the danish league, hehe
>>68617745
Good day to you too
>>68617745
There's a black shadow following them around
>>68617811
Hehe yeah
>>68617711
And Fosters is an Australian (Oz) beer (can)
>>68617918
Jesus Christ
>>68617918
Ohhh
>>68617884
morning
whats for sinner
>>68617892
its their shadow indeed
>>68619134
Carrots and cottage cheese probably and you
>>68619279
no broccoli?
i don't know yet
>>68619332
Probably not
>winning against Ireland
Und alle so yeaaaahhhhh
>>68617918
lel
Altin Lala der alberne Albaner
Enjoying this. Don't like the Irish.
more like direland amirite
hallo guys hows the shitposting?
>>68619394
wow thats a pretty old meme desu
eine kleiner tip mein freund keinen Fahrrad fahren, wenn ie benzos vorher genommen haben aua aua mein schienbein
>>68622453
i literally only recognise neuer
>>68622523
Tah you moran
Nyköbing FC have won promotion to 1st Division (second tier).
One of their main investors is the godfather of New Nordic cuisine, Claus Meyer.
>>68622453
isn't that kimmich on the left?
>1st Division (second tier)
>>68622453
Name my band
>>68622598
Yes
>>68622696
is tah on the drums
>>68620474
why?
>>68614489
>jellymark
>>68622791
It's a bit hard to explain. Something about their national psyche. Like saccharine melancholia.
Read a profile of some sports hero written by Paul Kimmage and you will understand.
>>68622913
Have you any idea how much work a post like that would be to make on an iPad?
>>68623017
It would probably take around 30 minutes in all honesty.
I can't even be bothered to reply to more than two different posts per post.
>>68623049
why is she wearing an italy hat?
>>68623049
This is the Danish woman reporter in France for the EM.
A bit unconventional maybe but I think she's cute and she seems nice.
>>68623049
cute too bad she's built like a fridge
>>68623013
I do
>>68622777
Okay
>>68623180
because hungary is playing, duh
Neinhold is dead last in the tippspiel lol
My Wolfsburg purse arrived today
>iceland
does anyone have that comic which potrays a happy austrian merchant sending germany to fight for him?
>>68624714
Thanks
>>68624996
not me
>>68622453
why is kimmich such a manlet?
oh boy
Király looks quite old for a 40 years old tbf
>>68625046
the other guys are just pretty big
>>68625244
thats what sweatpants do to you
sweatpants, not even once
>>68624996
I looked but didnt find it
>>68625583
I appreciate your efforts
>>68625478
karl lagerfeld is always right
where the fuck is scholl btw?
>>68625823
in bed with me~
>>68626098
are you phlipp lahm?
thomas salty, but zurecht
I don't think Austria Portugal will be a good game
>>68627155
I'm watching it for Coach Carlos boy Renato Sanches
ugh
AGAIN WITH THE 90min GOAL
WHAT A FUCKING HORRIBLE EC
Hungaria will rise again bros
so is iceland done?
so undeserved
>>68628351
no still everything open
>>68628351
no, they will beat austria
holy shit Doll is a fucking autist
he's the kind of guy who invites you over to dinner and the dinner is you
>>68627367
it took me a while to realise you meant Carlo's
Good
>no Sanches
>no Phil Jones
I am not ready to die
>>68629659
is sanches, dare i say it, a flop?
>>68629659
>Vieirinha
Their coach must be a brave man after that last performance
Where is Denmark on the map?
>>68630328
between 4chan and krautchan
Why do ARD call beating defenders "packing"?
RONALDO SAMA UGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUU~~~~~
Where is everyone? Please respond >>68630477
>>68630562
They got shilled into buying the meme from some company
>>68630562
Ascona - Der dreimalige Fußball-Nationalspieler Stefan Reinartz unterstützt Weltmeister Deutschland bei der EM-Endrunde in Frankreich (10. Juni bis 10.Juli) in seiner neuen Funktion als Datensammler. Gemeinsam mit seinem ehemaligen Leverkusener Mitspieler Jens Hegeler (Hertha BSC) hat Reinartz, der vergangene Woche mit nur 27 Jahren bei Eintracht Frankfurt aus gesundheitlichen Gründen überraschend das Ende seiner aktiven Karriere verkündet hatte, das Start-up-Unternehmen Impect gegründet, das Fußballdaten neu erfasst und entsprechend aufbereitet.
Mit der sogenannten Packing-Methodik wird ermittelt, wie effektiv ein Spieler ist. Dabei geht es vereinfacht ausgedrückt darum, wie viele Gegenspieler ein Akteur mit seiner Aktion Richtung gegnerisches Tor überwindet und wie sich die Anzahl der Gegenspieler, die sich zwischen dem Tor des Kontrahenten und dem eigenen ballführenden Spieler befinden, verringert.
Bayer Leverkusen, Borussia Dortmund und auch Bundesliga-Aufsteiger RB Leipzig greifen bereits auf die Dienste von Reinartz und dessen Kollegen zurück, während der EM in Frankreich werden der DFB und auch die ARD jeweils nach ihren eigenen Bedürfnissen die neue Analyseform nutzen.
"Wir sehen uns nicht als direkte Konkurrenz zu anderen Firmen, die Fußballdaten erfassen, sondern eher als eine Ergänzung", sagte Reinartz, dessen Firma auch mit DFB-Chefanalytiker Christopher Clemens sowie der Deutschen Sporthochschule in Köln zusammenarbeitet, am Rande des DFB-Trainingslagers in Ascona.
Glaubt man der Packing-Statistik, ist Champions-League-Sieger Toni Kroos der effektivste deutsche Spieler. Der Profi von Real Madrid überspielt im Schnitt pro Partie 85 Gegner. Der Durchschnitt in der Bundesliga für einen Profi auf seiner Position liegt bei 28.
>>68630562
Ginge es nur nach diesen Zahlen, hätte auch der Mönchengladbacher Lars Stindl zum deutschen EM-Aufgebot zählen müssen. Mit 78 überspielten Kontrahenten erzielte er unter den Offensivspielern in der Bundesliga vergangene Saison den Bestwert und zählte auch in allen anderen Kategorien zur Liga-Spitze.
>>68630686
I'm not reading this. Give me the quintessence
>>68630756
Okay
>>68630686
Thanks
>>68630608
Alright
Come on Austria!
Wgo /nervous/ here?
>>68631208
I will!
>>68631209
I'm not
>>68631247
GROSS
Classic
There will be sooooo many goals in this match
no. 1:0 portugal
>>68631464
how the fuck are you first in the tippspiel with tips like that?
The Tour de France is the holy grail of cycling
>>68631643
Please post more
>>68631715
post what more
>>68631776
Posts
>>68631776
Posts
>playing alaba as CF
At least put him on the left to overload with Fuchs. Arnautovic should be playing striker
>>68631292
Okay
>>68631643
because im the tippspiel GOAT
>>68631987
more like the luck goat
>>68631209
I'm not
>>68632141
Okay
who /PreparedForTSUUPosting/ here?
gute nacht
>>68632460
Night
>>68632375
my stream lags : /
it's just not the same when you're 30 seconds late
>>68632460
sleep tight
>>68632551
Can you set the thread updater to +30 seconds?
>>68632639
good idea
Why does ronaldo smile/laugh all the time?
>>68632975
I think he smiles instead of swearing
>>68632975
repressed anger
Needs Renato Sanches
>>68632975
because he's my ronaldo-sama <3
>>68633116
Yes. Shame he isn't Austrian.
Woah
>>68632975
he wants people to like him
>>68632975
Autsm
teams that will go out of the dfb cup in the first round:
- Dortmund
- Bayern
- St Pauli
- Vfl Bochum
>>68633424
makes sense
>>68633092
this
Your mama is a dirt slut
>>68633680
i don't get it. because she's dead and lying with the earth?
>>68633680
she is a nice lady
Ronaldo looks a bit like carl the cuck tobihannes
>>68632975
someone farted near him
>>68634482
nice faceblindness, mr autism
>>68634584
try to deny it
>thread got archived
I wanna die
>>68634789
which?
>>68634641
m8...
>>68634812
hibike
nigga u jus dai alredi
Heute erst gestohlen
morgen schon in Polen ahahahah
TS
>PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO >PENALDO
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>>68568409
Just Tsu my shit up
>PENALDO
if he cant penalty then what can he do
>penaldo
>no Renato Sanches
Why am I even "watching"
>the city of Nonalno
>>68637050
just go have sex with your gf instead
Are Austrians basically elite Germans?
>>68609494
i was hoping for him to get in too
whats wrong with their manager
I will eat dinner now
this is why I'm so baffled about Switzerland being #1
>>68637093
that's a toast though
ALABA SWEARING ON TV
SHUT
IT
DOWN
>FUCK
DFB Cup voting now soon
It will be shice
whats wrong with his faec?
>>68638918
this
>those fucking cringe interviews
>>68639962
If only you would post more
>STAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEE
>STANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LEL
>STANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm sure there will be some nice warm balls there
>dat Wiese
top lel
>that Losfee
OH MY
>you will see tim wiese at wrestemania in your lifetime
I want to care for Caro!
>>68640850
yes
l-lewd
I want to FUCK Caro's innocence away
>>68640899
>>68640919
>>68640958
/BundesInLove/
pretty ugly 2bh
boner lost
>>68640899
Who is this?
Night
>>68641018
No one. Walk on amerifat.
that fahrstuhl music
>>68641018
some youth player doing the draw for german cup
I like this new president
Why are small teams always so happy to get fucked by big teams? IT would be way better to play against a shitty team, advance, and get soem money.
>>68641082
Yeah, he seems cool.
>>68641107
>Why are small teams always so happy to get fucked by big teams? IT would be way better to play against a shitty team, advance, and get soem money.
because they dont want money
they are in it for the love of the game you fucking greedy kikemonging schlomo
>>68641107
bigger club, more interest, more money
pretty easy desu
>>68640899
How old is the Losfee, looks young. like 14-15
*tips*
>>68641163
MODS
>>68641163
l-lewd
last year's draw was way funnier
>all the fans insulting RBL
>>68641161
Their small stadium would probably be full even if they play against a shitty club. It would be more profitable to advance a round.
>>68641142
>quoting the whole post
Kill yourself you brain dead faggot.
>>68640899
>tfw Tim Wiesel bangs her backstage
>>68641262
>>>68641161
>Their small stadium would probably be full even if they play against a shitty club. It would be more profitable to advance a round.
>
>>>68641142(You)
>>quoting the whole post
>Kill yourself you brain dead faggot.
wew calm down
>the music
>this background music
niceee
>Archibald
New president literally knows everything about every team.
>>68641163
MIDRIFF
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>>68641335
>>68641329
Fits with >>68641269
Who is that shitty fedora tipper?
>>68641390
NO
CARO IS PURE
>carolin jetzt mach sie glücklich
bitch is wearing an expensive as fug Rolex
>>68641429
He's gonna go full Kite on her.
Will we finally have a cute girl in our womens NT?
Would love her to toss my balls, as well, if you know what I'm trying to say. Also:
>this relaxing music
>new president is bro as fuck
>Beckmann and the perfect amount of coke
>Tim Wiese with his ubiquitious aura of alphaness filling the room
comfy as fuck
>>68641462
How do you it's a Rolex?
>>68641462
bitch be flexxin'
what the fuck
what the fuck is going on
>>68641429
She literally said the has a ''friend'' in an awkward way. She is not even a virgin.
>new logo
oh boy
>>68641513
>the strange world of 'alman-bowl'
UGLY
G
L
Y
>>68641524
delet this
>>68641547
eh, it's okay
i liked the old one better though
Is beckmann a manlet?
>war ein bisschen warm
kek
he doesn't actually know all these facts right? he gets them via earphone right???
NUR DER HSV
>>68641635
he knows
DYNAMO DRESDEN
>slowclap
>Dresden
>keiner klatscht
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
DRESDEN VS LEIPZIG
MY BODY ISNT READY
oh shit
>Dresden-RBL
oh baby
LÜBECK GEGEN PAULI HOLY SHIT
Dresden vs Leipzig
"war of ostdeutschland " nice
OSSIBOWL HYPE
>sehr gute Hand
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HAHAHAH
did anyone hear that guy scram "SIEEEBEN"
I bet Numbers is happy...
This season is gonna be so fucking great.
>>68641723
really makes you think, huh?
>St. Paul mitglied beckmann ist happy
Just once I want Bayern-1860.
Hope it happens this season.
What is this crest?
Fuckin hell lmao.
>Hallerscher FC has a crescent moon with a star in the logo
What did they mean by this?
This format is actually pretty well done.
>>68641975
They mean that you should kill yourself.
>Merkelraute
why?
>>68642000
Thanks I'm going to do that right now
Will Dresden vs Red Bull be war ?
>>68641814
That would be awesome. There would be so many brawls.
I got a little wet desu.
>>68642079
>Dresden ultras chimp out
>Dynamo gets disqualified
same shit happened last year with Osnabrück-RBL
>Mein Eiweißschleuder
Did they fugg ?
Saftige Caro *_*
>jedes Jahr neue 18 jährige an der Uni
SHAREHOLDERS BTFO
>Magdeburg - Frankfurt
>Aue - Ingolstadt
>Zwickau - Hamburg
>Jena - Bayern
>Dresden - RBL
them's some tough draws for the east german teams
Düsseldorf and Kaiserslautern aren't exactly pushovers either
pretty good draw show desu
Make Caroposting great again
w-wew
Thought football playing girls (in close to """pro""" area) were dikey, is caro just an exception or aren't they dikey ?
>>68642250
Give it time.
>>68642250
they are dikes, but there are some exceptions (caro for example)
>>68642250
im from the same village as a bundesliga torfrau and we played football together when she was younger, she got heavy due to mandatory fitness training. 8/10 -> 5/10 has man shoulders now
>>68642277
she'll quit in a year or two
youth quitting rate for grills is even more than for boys
>>68642235
Caro is cute! CUTE!
She needs a better haircut asap
>Sportfreunde Lotte - SVW
out in the first round it is once again
time to go to bed
>from now on two games at the same time
not sure how to feel about this
>>68642250
Ehm ... do you even Manjou Wilde?
>>68642659
>no simulcast
to the anon making the next thread:
pls make it a caro OP
thats all thx
Caro is the new queen of /bundes/
>>68643092
denmark up in flames
C A R O
A
R
O
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>>68640919
Nice
And I don't mean the city in france
>>68640958
top qt
Goodnight, /bundes/
