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germland 0-0 poland
>matches today
italy - sweden
czech republic - croatia
spain - turkey
gooooooooooooooooooooooood morning
Hello.
>>68568444
what's up?
Buy him
https://youtu.be/KWAfvQWEp_0
>>68568456
Hey, not much m8.
Fell in love with a prostitute, and taking her to a game with me next week.
Good games today. I'll probably miss most of the last one.
John Kerry's motorcade drove by me on my way to the train station. Loads of police with machine guns, even the Swedish police were there, plus the home guard.
Shame I don't have my camera phone. Didn't want to pull my iPad out of my big bag. You never know what could happen.
>>68568604
Enjoy yourself
>>68568604
sounds fun, i guess
moin moin
>>68568458
I hope a good second Bundesliga team signs him
>Götze actually got worse since the last WC
impressive.
Why did Germany play like shit on offense yesterday? Match vs Ukraine was different
>>68568968
much like my life
>>68568968
What do you expect when you sit on the bench for the last two years on a stupid stacked team. He needs to go to Liverpool and amstop being a bitch and go be a star there
>>68569041
mhmhm personally i don't think it was very different. polen defended better than ukraine and germany had no idea how to break through
like kahn said, they always tried to play that genius pass instead of playing easy, straight forward football.
that is what polen did when they had the ball. they played straight and simple resulting in several good chances
>>68568604
kek
>>68568650
You can't be too careful.
>>68569097
I'm starting to like Kahn as tv expert, am I a pleb?
>>68568650
hello
>>68569624
hey
>>68569841
no hes good
>>68569841
no kahn is GOAT experte
>>68569841
Kahn is alright.
>>68569848
Kill yourself.
>>68569841
You can always argue about the expertise people have, but since it's tv it's about the entertainment and personality aswell.
Everyone knows Kahn, he can express himself decently well, brings great insights on goalkeeping, the rest is still decent.
>he can express himself decently well
>great insights on goalkeeping
>>68570765
nice wall
Italy - Sweden
Tough one for me. I think I will support Italy more, but I will not be sad if Sweden get a result.
Nicolaj Jorgensen has been sold to Feyenoord.
That one surprises me quite a bit. I think he could've done better. Maybe bigger teams have been turned off by his injury list.
>no brandt
I still don't know how to deal with this feel
>no Volland
I still don't know le feelium either
>no Rudy
I still don't know why I love dieses Gefühl so much
>>68572168
pretty rudy of you
Eder playing like a man that knows he isn't playing the full 90 minutes
>>68572187
CUTE
Is it safe to say Italy are the best dark horse in this tournament?
>>68572354
yeah
MUM, MUUUUUUUUM, ZDF is bullying me with a female commentator again!!!!
based buffon
>>68572525
she isn't worse than rethy,reif,taxis etcetc
>>68572584
tut tut, try harder
>>68572584
>hating based TuT
Say what you want, but he has a wonderful voice.
>>68572631
>>68572650
>>68568413
good morning
am I hearing this correctly
is a fucking women commentating on zdf
http://www.zdf.de/ZDFmediathek/beitrag/video/2764158#/beitrag/video/2764158
>not watching based spidercam instead
>>68573170
neato
>>68573473
Also the streams are in sync. So you can just mute the woman and play the stadium sound instead
>>68572584
AT least their voices aren't annoying as hers.
>>68573535
can you change the cam to something else?
>giving patients yoghurts to eat
Why are hospitals so stupid
>>68573703
http://em.zdf.de/spiel-16/
here are all the cams. make sure you middle-click on the streams, so they open in a new tab and bigger. ARD has much more streams, Like Team A, Team B, Halbraumcam etc.
>>68573560
Paul Maaß @paulmaass 1m1 minute ago
>zur weibl. Kommentatorin kann man nur mit @JustinTrudeau antworten: Because it's 2016. >(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLk2aSBrR6U … …) #EURO2016 #ZDF #ITASVE
Nix_tun @samtoh144 1m1 minute ago
>Liebes @ZDF, warum lasst ihr nicht öfter Claudia Neumann moderieren,z.B.das nächste DFB-Spiel!Sie macht das viel besser als Rethy&Co #ITASWE
Blumentänzerin @traeumt 6m6 minutes ago
>#ITASVE wird auf @ZDF von einer Frau kommentiert! #machtsiesuper
Mrtn @Maddin6389 9m9 minutes ago
>@ZDF Ich habe 30 min nicht mitbekommen, dass eine Frau #ITASVE kommentiert. Sehr gute Arbeit, gerne auch mal bei einem Spiel des @DFB_Team
Zachary Otzik @Rifazzafir 13m13 minutes ago
>@zdf @ZDFsport irre ich mich oder Kommentiert eine Frau #ITASWE ? Gefällt mir auch wenn es am Anfang komisch klingt
HippHüpp @HippHuepp 14m14 minutes ago
>die #sexistischeKackscheiße über Claudia #Neumann, die als Frau (!11!!) #ITASVE kommentiert macht mich traurig. @ZDF @ZDFsport #was2016?!
Jim Hadarr @Mindm3lter 16m16 minutes ago
>#ITASWE im ZDF und die Kommentatorin ist mit Abstand das Beste was das ZDF bisher im Fußballkommentatorenbereich geboten hat. Weiter so @ZDF
Matthias Kalle @MatthiasKalle 16m16 minutes ago
>Na, ihr Schreibtischtäter? Fällt euch gerade wieder was ab, weil die Fußballfachfrau Claudia Neumann kommentiert? #getoverit #zdf #ITASVE
Wendy @WndJnsn 13s14 seconds ago
>@ZDF die Claudia Neumann ist super! Hab mich noch nie so wenig über den Kommentar bei einem Fußballspiel geärgert. #justsaying #ITASWE
Noah Schönhart @NoahSchoenhart 49s50 seconds ago Vienna, Austria
>Im @ZDF läuft #ITASVE, kommentiert von einer Frau.
>Und man stelle sich vor, sie macht ihren Job sehr gut. So what?
>Willkommen im 21. Jh. ;)
Alen Velagić @AlenVelagic 4m4 minutes ago
>@Mon8wal auf ZDF macht die Kommentatorin richtig guten Job. Einfach dann umschalten ;-)
>ARD has the worst moderators known to man hosting
>ZDF has women and fucking Stani pretending to know football
These are the worst football tournament broadcasts I have lived through
me avoiding herman
>>68574300
Same shit here, we've had wommen commentating on the euros and copa America. Won't complain much since they're not worse than our normal commentators.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOpGCGtCVsE
WILL GRIGGS ON FIRE
>>68572674
If I was your girlfriend, you could now explain the offside rule to me hehe
>>68575228
so when the...uh...the defender...right? the defender inbetween the goalkeeper and...maybe i should explain it in a different way. so when the attacker....uuuhhh...the attacker....and when you pass and the last man isn't like nearer to the goalie than you then it's offside. got it?
Does Eder? E does!
people were actually looking forward to this tournament
>all the normies tipped Italy because "lol Italy are so good XDDDD"
>this game
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
at least I made some decent points yesterday when all the trottelnormies tipped Germany
>>68568409
>>68568413
We're coming for you, senpai
:^)
>>68576689
Italy have had the best match this tournament, why would you not bet on a win for them here? Don't bitch about normies when you seem to be just as clueless.
>>68577325
>Italy have had the best match this tournament
sup clueless normie
shouldn't you be at some party?
>>68577382
Who was better?
>>68577416
both were pretty bad desu
>>68577435
That's not what I was asking. Who played a better match than Italy against Belgium this tournament?
>>68577416
Spain
Poland
Iceland
all better
and today was a fucking shithouse of a match
tie would have been deserved
>>68577479
is this a cross examination, sir?
>>68577479
croatia against turks
>>68577520
That's ridiculous. Spain or Poland who struggled to convert their possession into actually dangerous attempts and got away with it in the end were better than Italy who were in fully control and more clinical against a much tougher opponent?
You really are the clueless one.
>>68577597
>n Italy who were in fully control
you must have watched a different game from us, dude
from your posts I can only conclude that you're Italian?
or Numbers
>>68577520
>Iceland
>>68577873
>not rating Iceland's performance
>he doesn't rank iceland
https://twitter.com/jenslehmann/status/742447977067909120
what did he mean by this?
>>68577910
>being dominated the whole match
they were lucky in this match
>>68578024
like Italy in their first game
>>68578024
it's okay when atletico does it though
>>68578063
>2-0
>luck
>Italy had the highest packing value in their first match, they were obviously the best
>>68578095
>once again confirming you didn't even watch the game
wew
>>68578076
I never mentioned Atletico. What's your point?
>>68578063
Yes, but Italy's defending was better than Iceland's
>want to go outside
>open up curtains to check weather
>dark everywhere
>also rain
>I also have an inner ear infection because of the weather
MEH nice "summer"
>>68578166
they got through with strict defending and only going forward when it's open enough for a legitimate chance. Maybe portugal dominated in terms of possession and shot on goal but at the end of the game they leave the pitch with a draw. maybe they weren't dominating enough
>>68578350
>maybe they weren't dominating enough
pic related
Portugal didn't win because of their bad conversion of chances and a mistake in the defence which resulted in a goal against them
>>68578515
well they clearly weren't dominating enough since Iceland could score a goal. read the entire post next time
>>68578612
>well they clearly weren't dominating enough
pic related
Stay to your blogposting next time
You clearly have no idea
No need to waste my time with you
pootugal a shit
>>68578729
if they were truly crushing iceland they wouldn't have conceded. Deep down you know that and your stats won't change the fact that they drew against fucking iceland
>croatia won't win the Euros
>croatian qts
Hnggg
>>68579332
Do you have this one as original?
soooooooo, what are you gonna be doing tonight?
that was close
>>68580372
i dont understand
>>68580910
i sleep at night
periscope
that was --toooooooooooor
Perro Sick!
>>68580910
This thread, some others, poker, football, porn, masturbating and you
>>68580946
Someone posted it, I didn't save it, that's what I drew
>>68581000
what will be broadcasted tonight?
>doing me
i don't think so
?
>>68581081
I see
sorry but i can't recognize the pic from your drawing
is that a gun
>>68580372
>>68581192
>>68581211
?
>>68581215
Yes
>>68581250
you are good
>>68581250
Maybe. I'm pretty certain there were three dots in it and the dots very horizontal, not vetical
>>68581452
Manga doesn't have horizontal dots.
>>68581632
Okay
Slavs gonna slav
>Switzerland
>>68585268
he tipped 1-0
http://www.fcbayern.de/de/news/news/2016/stellungnahme-zur-berichterstattung-ueber-mario-gotze-150616.php
>>68586045
Suspiciously exact dementi
>these guitar riffs on ZDF after, before and during every montage
>these vocals
I am ready to die
>>68585268
He's utterly clueless and a cunt to boot.
Man, my Tipps can't handle all this banter.
>>68586572
They stole the UP! OST...
How is it even possible to get these pyros into the stadium? Thought security was tight
>>68584689
>>68586580
fuck off you fucking shit
>>68586683
LMAO
>>68586683
kek
>>68586683
are you a 12 yo girl or just very very naive?
>>68586683
U joking right?
>>68586683
kek
KEK
K E K
>>68587164
This guy has never left his basement it seems,
would put thousands on the fact he's a kissless virgin.
The stadiums are SAFE. Nobody can bring a bomb with them or hell, even a fire cracker ... the stadiums are safe.
T. Safety expert
STANISLAWSKI RAUS
hope croatia get knocked out asap desu. they're the only ones doing motorcades
>>68588334
>How is it even possible to get these pyros into the stadium? Thought security was tight
>>68588506
I thought the fans had to arrive 3 hours before kick off? Plenty of time to search them and ask them.
>>68588665
>you got some fireworks with you?
>"no"
>ok move along sir enjoy the game
>>68589392
cheeky
>not bringing it down
Mario Gomez could have scored that
>>68590444
Checked
Finally a match with goals
>betting
absolutely haram
>grausame tötungsmaschinerie
>beihilfe zum mord in über 700000 fällen
kk
I'm downloading so many nice Hörspiele
Feels goody
>>68592112
name some
Stop stop
worst refs in a big tournament since 2008
>>68592206
TKKG
Faith - The Van Helsing Chronicles
Dragonbound
Tony Ballard
Geister-Schocker
John Sinclair
Offenbarung 23
Gruselkabinett
>>68586045
When will they release a statement on the Javi Martinez to jail situation?
>>68593140
she doesnt look underage tbf
Türks so mad
>>68593140
yeah, but Javi looks 14
>>68568968
thats what happens when you sit on the bench for so long.
>>68593350
De Gea and Javi on the other hand ...
>>68568458
I'm sure someone will
>>68593528
isn't that muniain ? wow de gea without a beard looks like a tool
>>68593620
thats probably why he grows it
>>68593037
>tkkg
>not ???
kys
>>68593620
You're right, it's Muniain
>>68594079
no offense but TKKG>???
those 3 faggits didnt even have a girl in their crew lmao fucking virgins
>>68594604
??? solved some real crimes whereas tkkg just bullied people, who hadn't done anything wrong
wowzer
time to boil some eggs
im really tired, might do as the foreskin, pull back.
>>68594927
I do it in the mornings
>>68595048
>>68595110
Cute conversation
>german move called "we wuz kings" on zdf
>sandniggers nigging
>police is racis
>white cucks save the day
Absolute cringe.
tipspiele update?
>>68594797
this
>>68597476
not going so great desu, Croatia kinda ruined the party for themselves and me, Spain scored two too many, and Italy two too few
Anywhere to find German streams of Euro games?
>>68598708
Swiss (German), games are life on this channel: http://www.srf.ch/play/tv/live#?tvLiveId=c49c1d64-9f60-0001-1c36-43c288c01a10
>>68598708
get a German VPN and watch the livestreams on the ARD/ZDF websites
>>68597476
i think i'm doing alright
but some games were close (not the good close)
>>68598769
get a live
ugh
ugh ugh machen die Affen
>>68598769
Kann kein Mensch verstehen.
>>68598833
Danke.
goooooooooooooooood morning
today
belgium ireland
iceland hungary
portugal austria
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68607678
Time is it over there? Almost midnite here. Eating some cereal then work rmmorow:^]
>mfw cant watch the games tommorow but will shitpost from my phone anyway
>>68607997
Portugal Austria because of Renato Sanches
>>68607678
Good morning Anon
>>68609379
6 in the morning by the time he submitted
>>68609379
see >>68609563
now it's 9am
good morning!
>>68610040
Good morning Norway
Hey guys just here to watch the game, where's Fährmann? Oh wait, we got jewed by Jogi
any updates on the ricardo rodriguez situation
>>68611081
He's leaving, but we don't know where to.
Ingolstadt have signed Danish goalkeeper/worst dressed man in the world Martin Hansen from ADO Den Haag
I'm so disappointed. My home team just signed a new guy. He is apparently a Nigerian (!) striker called Suleiman Abdullahi. 2bh that's enough for me to say that's a shit transfer, I can't imagine shouting this name in the stadium even if it was just before the match when our starting 11 is announced...
>>68611312
so no
>>68611777
No, and there probably won't be any change until after the Euros.
>>68611796
ugh but kicker said the clause runs out on the 30th
moin
>>68611324
>ozcan
>nyland
>now hansen
are they stacking on keepers? what for?
>>68612112
Özcan left for Leverkusen.
>>68568604
Based WalkBro.
>>68612137
Leverkusen are Fostering him?
>Sane to Buyern
#JustRuhrpottythings
>>68611665
TOD UND HASS DEM BTSV
http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/gina-lisa-lohfink-neue-details-im-vergewaltigungs-fall-a-1098238.html
Gina-Lisa Lohfink bezichtigt Pardis F. der Vergewaltigung. Nach SPIEGEL-Informationen traf das Model ihn einen Abend nach der mutmaßlichen Tat erneut - mit dabei war auch Fußballnationalspieler Jérôme Boateng.
24h of Le Mans today
Finally something good to watch
>>68613569
Mmhm
haha time for another storm -.-
>>68613481
>boateng
Sure wouldn't want that guy as a neighbor.
;)
>>68614114
>Israel
why? what did we do to them?
>MUH PACKING
>>68614137
they hate arab countries
DFB Pokal Auslosung today
nice
>>68614114
top lads
Brondby have signed German defender Benedikt Röcker on a 3-year deal from Greuther Fürth.
>>68586572
Its so fucking annoying
https://www.sportschau.de/uefaeuro2016/live/videostream-die-euro-im-livestream-106.html
reminder you can watch here in HD
Ard normal stream is a shithouse
Kleiner TIp an meine Freunde esst niemals Fotze von ein Weib wo vorher jemand reingespritzt hat aua aua aua mein AIDS
Great attempted pass
Uhh I think there's an evil spirit chasing the players...
>>68611324
>>68613305
Because Foster is a known goalkeeper and to foster means to raise/educate/train a person
>>68617246
why
>>68616217
>>68616310
Let us see if he can rock the danish league, hehe
>>68617745
Good day to you too
>>68617745
There's a black shadow following them around
>>68617811
Hehe yeah
>>68617711
And Fosters is an Australian (Oz) beer (can)
>>68617918
Jesus Christ
>>68617918
Ohhh
>>68617884
morning
whats for sinner
>>68617892
its their shadow indeed
>>68619134
Carrots and cottage cheese probably and you
>>68619279
no broccoli?
i don't know yet
>>68619332
Probably not
>winning against Ireland
Und alle so yeaaaahhhhh
>>68617918
lel
Altin Lala der alberne Albaner
Enjoying this. Don't like the Irish.
more like direland amirite
hallo guys hows the shitposting?
>>68619394
wow thats a pretty old meme desu
eine kleiner tip mein freund keinen Fahrrad fahren, wenn ie benzos vorher genommen haben aua aua mein schienbein
>>68622453
i literally only recognise neuer
>>68622523
Tah you moran
Nyköbing FC have won promotion to 1st Division (second tier).
One of their main investors is the godfather of New Nordic cuisine, Claus Meyer.
>>68622453
isn't that kimmich on the left?
>1st Division (second tier)
>>68622453
Name my band
