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Derek Acorah Edition
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Betting is gay
>>68553327
The nazca lines are shite
So its a frauds edition?
Has Euan posted yet?
Tfw slightly racist but I've met a black girl
>>68554137
Enjoy your low IQ children
>>68554137
>>68554468
>Make Athlete tier babies with her
>Don't send them to school just train them 24/7 365 for a particular professional sport
>Get them to fix the chosen professional sport
>Post tips on /bet/
>???
>PROFIT
Yanks winning on corners just end me
>>68554718
>>68554468
>Meets a girl
>/bet/ is instantly talking about chiildren
>/bet/ confirmed for thirsty af
No wonder you can't get matches pmsl
>>68555035
Why would you get with a girl you cant see yourself having children with?
You shouldnt enable low quality women.
>>68555035
It's called thinking OUTSIDE of the box.
I got on Cav's -10.5 was this a bad bet?>
>>68555342
this desu
>>68555418
It looks like your good fella
Ecuador DC
>>68557021
disregard that, just noticed they're both playing with 10
>this ref in the US Ecuador game
Can't stop giggling. Won't stop giggling
>give Valencia a second yellow (rightfully)
>send Jermaine Jones off for some reason
>allow play to continue even though Jones didn't leave the field
wew lads. Straight wew
The state of Americans.
Ecuador corners pls
Fancied Nadi to cover but early goal has cunted that a bit. Still give it a small if you want a bet, Dreketi dire, Nadi also dire like all Fijian teams but still twice the team Dreketi are
>>68558496
Yeah I was going to tip Nadi too but slightly concerned about the players they no longer have like Drudru and Matarerega who were pretty important in the OFC games I remember.
This is Dreketi's first game under their interim manager though, who's meant to be relatively inexperienced. They're also fielding quite a young team with a high school student debuting today.
Will probably take -1
Park the bus lads
>>68559096
Yeah Dreketi just missed a penalty and Nadi scored on the counter pmsl
>>68560659
Dissa la
>wasn't on the cavs fix
Want Death
>>68561093
Had 5k on. Still not enough.
>>68561780
only put 50 on it to test my theory
Wageslave life. On my hands and knees for a break.
Stock portfolio so so red.
Thanks Brexit.
>>68566265
This.
>Both tips win
>USA @ 3
>People still DAC
How?
What we got tonight lads?
>ITA-SWE U2.5
>FGS Candreva
>SPA, CRO, ITA all to win
>>68566560
Your pets survive for now m8
No but really lads what is THE bet for today
>>68566783
Italy Sweden O2
Hey, Aussies. How'd you rate Hawthorn -14.5
I might even go with a higher handicap 2bh
>>68566591
Italy SW for the first game, doing a rollin accy
>>68566783
Spain turkey u0.5 FH
what's with the shit op
>>68566825
Wins.
Lots of missing for North.
>>68566916
Yeah think I'll settle for -19.5
>Labour MP shot dead
It's not Boris
SHAKING with rage
>>68566882
Small
Medium on Pascoe Vale U20 Draw No Bet
>>68567889
trusting you
>cavs win
based nba rigging.
also, friday's thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOyj3qM_Dk
>>68567929
It's all right, Jack, simply does NOT lose.
>>68567889
>trusting you
>>68567104
The russians would run over these kids
>>68567104
>Implying Boris can be killed with conventional weapons
>Implying he wouldn't just look into the assassin's eyes and proclaim "Shoot well, or you'll die well."
Boris is old school, he doesn't fear such things.
Pascoe Vale goal WHEN?
>>68568092
Never cause its just a pixel punt Jack
1111111111
>>68568092
all right, you have successfully kickstarted your betting career now, now STOP begging for fivers.
Only put 50p on it. Should've bankrolled it TBQH
>>68568196
You have LITERALLY no excuses for this. I told you, it was a medium stake.
>>68568209
That IS his medium steak pmsl
It's 10% of the roll m8
>>68568263
>>68568294
PMSL.
Smed on The Gap ladies -3.75 AH inplay at 0-0. Simply wins.
Pascoe 222222222
Hawthorn - 23.5?
>>68568391
Nope
>>68568391
Yeah that should win. Personally went with -19.5
>>68568417
Post slip buddy.
Hawthorn race to 15/20/25?
italy moved up to $2
wtf?
>>68568499
Business as usual ;)
Italians back to old tricks.
>>68568499
0-0 draw
TorasAngel SO fit
any THE bets for today?
>>68568812
italy la
There to be a safety car in the F1 on Sunday is the LITERAL definition of free money
Reminder that 24 out of 34 goals in this tournament have come in the second half and the odds for O1.5 second half goals is 2.5. THE bet
u2.5 meme getting dogshit odds on bet365 for today
>Hawthorn
literally a meme sport
I hope the whole Hawthorn team goes home to find their birds being goosed by Africans with big willies
Rebacking @ 1.82
>Odds for Italy actually going up
Nah nah nah, I refuse to believe they draw/lose against a weak Swedish side
>>68569094
>>68569072
>>68569108
Do you bet UNIRONICALLY on this sport that you barely understand the rules of?
>>68569121
Addicts gotta addict
>implying I'm not an AFL connoisseur
>>68569116
Swedes look like dogshit.
Don't feel like betting today, I don't know what to say, are we looking at draws or what?
>>68569143
Never understood gambling addiction. What's so good about LITERALLY losing money? It may be pixels on your screen but IRL, I am sure it makes a difference.
>>68568944
this. and it won't be a virtual one, because there is limited access for cranes.
>>68569121
Do you understand how boats work?
>>68569165
thought it was a good bet desu
>>68569184
Very little, why? What's that photo?
>>68569184
pmsl
3 : 0
2H 19'
The Gap (W)
Sunshine Coast (W)
Another one, PMSL. Juveguy SEETHING that he couldn't bet this.
>>68569273
Not on Unibet. I looked
>>68568970
All 3 of tonights games are ending 1-0 though.
>>68569171
Bwin who price up F1 best have it at 1.12 whereas some mad cunt has laid (layed) it for 1.29 on Betfair.
>>68569202
Your fellow countrymen trying to flee from your autism
>>68569320
>1.12
not great odds, as expected.
kek, what a bloke.
Where were you when the Hawks pulled off a legendary comeback for the ages
>>68569478
On my bed, screenshotting your TT tips so that in case you decide to commit FRAUD, report you to TT administration.
>>68569273
>Albania LEAKING tips from EBA
my oh my
just in: juveguy cant escape albanian screenshotters
>>68569532
zzz, not LEAKING.
Would LOVE if someone could leak IBT for me
>>68569570
What is then?
Posturing as if you have a clue?
Cannot WAIT until Juveguy has a more profitable yield on Asia than you
In fact he probably does
>the state of /bet/
pmsl at Juvecuck and Albania killing /bet/
>>68569614
Rball + soccerway like my other bets ITT?
>>68569634
Get 4chan x and hide them fella
>>68569634
60% of posts in /bet/ are PRACTICALLY mine, what do you contribute?
>>68569639
You've mentioned before that you pay for EBA and Estonian and TTT I think.
Just admit that you're a worm friend, I have archived your posts and have evidence.
>>68569634
saved in my australian ""banter"" folder
Thoughts on the Bentleigh Greens game now that they conceded?
>>68569634
Is it possible to filter flags?
>>68569728
welp, too late now.
>>68569705
A-are you SP?
>>68569705
I don't LEAK you stupid dullard, it goes 100% against my philosophy.
Tipping something similar to what some guy might be on doesn't mean I am leaking tips.
zzzz
Nothing wrong with leaking tips
Day off from work today, feeling extra degen
rate theses accums/10
>>68569810
You leaked. Messaging EBA right now lid
>>68569810
I'm not that guy but I'm in EBA, pretty certain you've leaked before too...
Worried about the mental state of a man who steals tips for no gain other than to appear shrewd to anonymous posters on a Malaysian Beyblades buy and sell forum
>>68569892
All right, don't FORGET to update us, PMSL.
How much for EBA in?
why would someone pay for someone with a 7% yield when there're people on TT consistently at 25%+?
Is EBA worth joining tho lids?
>this whole thing is an EBA shilling operation
>>68570031
Not when a certain Albanian leaks tips
>>68569931
Albania is LITERALLY mentally ill, don't know why people don't just filter him.
He gambles with his disability allowance because I don't believe that he would be employed in a call centre, in a job that requires you to be able to maintain a semblance of social competency.
>>68570015
Who has a 7% yield? And it's all well and good having a 20+ yield when you've posted less than 100 tips pmsl, that's not a large enough sample to tell if a tipster is good or not
>>68570053
What part of "it goes AGAINST my philosophy" don't you understand pal?
>>68570031
Not really desu. Mostly mainstream mugs and people who post are literally penny punters who use fractional odds
MKTM is a good tipster, although he's been dire in his last 2 or 3 tips
>>68570069
>philosophy
Alright Louis calm down
>>68569634
Albania is /bet/'s saviour
>>68570103
All right Stuart.
>>68570127
wtb
>>68570127
When will you FINALLY get a TT?
Don't understand why some tipsters don't just tip what would normally be an in-play reback and has a huge chance of coming in. Is it because it's so difficult to get on? Surely there would still be enough muggy penny punters who would even pay.
chip chanone, gib some tips for Euro
>>68569861
>Spain -2.5
>tfw literally /free money/ on Sweden - Italy
>>68570520
wtb
>>68570520
Italy is winning 1-0, right?
>get on tampines rovers
>goal 30 seconds later
wew lids
Hawks gonna win. Hope EVERYONE got on
>>68570625
No money back on second bet bet365
>First bet
O 0.5
>Second bet
Draw
Worst case I earn 3 £
Okay case I earn 45 £
Best case I earn 55 £
>tfw was at work last monday
>Missed the game
>Couldn't do this cheeky bet which would have pretty much paid a days salary
>>68570902
Isn't an average day's work paid minimum 100 quid in your cuck country?
>>68570932
8 hours x 15£ = 120 £
Dunnow after taxes haven't gotten my first paycheck yet.
Point being either way. I'd rather chill at home watching the Swe game earning 55 £ than miss all 3 games/ work 8 hours and get paid about 100 £
I also work weekend when I literally earn 3 times as much so mondays can fuck right off
What's the today's Italian line-up? I hope they don't field some pussy ass youngins cause i already prestaked
>>68571021
Why aren't working the morning shifts my man?
![ClJugU6WAAAuKJj[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AhEPvcl.jpg "ClJugU6WAAAuKJj[1].jpg")
>>68571037
>>68571178
They put me on weekend shift
Friday 6 pm - Saturday 6 am (earn about 250 £ an hour)
Sunday 9 am - 9 pm (250 £ an hour)
Monday 2.30 pm - 11 pm (100 £ an hour)
Would have been great if it wasn't for fucking mondays
>>68571259
Only 3 days a week? Man, I don't think you're in position to complain about anything other than having too few shifts.
**Official /bet/ Euros Tip for today**
@4.4
>>68571259
>250 £ an hour
Where do you work pal?
I think Italy odds are so high because Italy need to go and break this team down. It's not their strong point
>>68571259
That's a lot of money m8 :^]
>>68571235
Looks solid, but fuck... this squad's old apart from Florenzi
>>68571259
>250 £ an hour
PLEASE lend me a fiver
>>68571371
>I hope they don't field some pussy ass youngins
>this squad's old
Ebin
My money's on Italy
>>68571407
No, I'm pleased they fielded an experienced team, I'm just saying this Italian squad will have to go through fundamental reconstruction very soon.
Italy MUST be a trap surely
>>68571462
Probably
I thought Germany was gonna win lmao
>>68571259
Where do you work m8o?
Free tip:
BTTS no in Tampines game @ 1.9
My model makes it 1.6
tfw NEET
tfw no debit card to bet with
tfw I KNOW ITALY WILL WIN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS IS JUST LIKE (ITALY) x BELGIUM
>>68571259
>Friday 6 pm - Saturday 6 am (earn about 250 £ an hour)
literally more than my month paycheck
>>68571259
fuck man
please say that you do some high skill work
>2-0 to tampines
FREE MONEY LADS
> an hour=a day
Stating the obvious here lads, Jesus Christ
He doesn't earn £250 an hour you tards.
That's £7k a week. He's getting paid like a Championship footballer
>>68571534
suspended on unibet. fuck them
>>68571631
no worries, it's sweden
he prolly pays 90% in taxes
>>68571315
it's a 7/10 job but would have been 9/10 without the mondays
>>68571356
>>68571505
>>68571576
Car factory kinda. Stand by foam injection machines that put out plastic car articels (panels/ grills) and check that they're alright/ might add something and pack it into pallets
>>68571667
what about taxes though?
do they take more than 60%?
Literallyjust put my bakroll on a spain italy double.
Lets fucking hope it comes through
>>68571667
I assume when you say you earn £250 per hour you mean 250 SEK
lines were so ridiculous in the sibir and the kyran game. one team dominates and the handi stays at like -0.5, or -0.25 with 15+ minutes to play. Even Overs were @2.5+ with over 10 minutes left to play
>>68571697
Haven't gotten my first paycheck though so don't know yet
But it's not 60 % that's when you take empoyers taxes and VAT into account
>>68571706
yes lol meant to say 25 £
>>68571635
juve what's happened to your standing in the euro comp
>>68571700
Sweden will win 3-0
>>68571810
Sweden's lucky if they get one goal.
>>68571788
People cheated, lucked out, and Big_Al isn't settling my games
>>68571352
ononon
tears if you're not on sweden to win @ 5.00
>>68572059
hope you went LARGE
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS IIIIIITTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY
ALREADY
>>68571667
>£3000 a day working in a factory
LOL
GOAL
>>68572210
put my last euro on it m8
Tennis tips both won. Up insane.
ITALY!!!!!!!!
Italy struggle against teams that are just okay. They have good game plans against big sides
Would love it to end 1-0 from here
>>68572353
>belgium
>big side
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAZZZZAAAAAAAAALLLLLOOOOOOOOOO
>>68572311
TENNIS
I
P
S
T
E
R
ITALY
T
A
L
Y
Does /bet/ still actively seek out fixes/obscure matches to bet on?
Used to post here a lot 2/3 years ago in the golden era.
>>68572461
kys
Need to brew more coffee for this game
>>68572505
make me ;<)
If DNB gets a draw the whole accy is void, ain't it?
>>68572601
No. Just that selection. So it gets settled as if that wasn't there.
>>68572601
yes
>>68571708
kyran already covered the ah in 2nd half, too. so so easy.
>>68572601
nah, just that one leg is void
>>68572505
L O O K A T M E
O
O
K
A
T
M
E
I'm on over 1.5 goals for Swe v Ita. Got a $1.79 at 12mins in.
Does anyone here bet totals regularly? Do you think I should have waited until halftime?
Are there any white people left in Sweden or are they all in the crowd?
>>68572601
zz surely nibs
Who /cheeky free money/ here?
Was all the shouting in the thread a ruse or the Italy goal was disallowed?
>>68572717
shrewd ;)
>>68572717
if italy win you lose 250 tho, how free
>>68572642
PMSL now the handi was -0.5 from 6-0
literally free money
>>68572838
365 inplay promo
>>68571534
>T4tW
your model is utter shite definitely not profitable
>>68572706
>overs
gl
>>68572503
yes
TENNIS TIPSTER
>>68572838
nah m8 money back if I lose the draw bet
>not dram
3 £
>0-0
25£
1-1, 2-2, 10-10
50 £
>>68571534
When was the last time you won a bet?
>>68572717
>Swedes get 250 SEK free bet
>Brits get 50 pound free bet
>...
>Boland gets 40 PLN free bet
that's racist
>>68572975
How much is 40 PLN desu senpai?
>>68572975
Yeah, I already feel screwed over for only getting 25€, but you're getting royally fucked
>>68573021
£7 pmsl, bigger than my roll
Zverev and HERBERT MAHUT
>>68573072
wew lad
>t4tw
>>68573066
At least we're not Romania which is totally excluded from promotions and plenty other countries i can't recall
>>68573174
fuck off you sad man
>>68573174
cunt
Game ends 0-0
>>68573221
>>68573228
Stay mad, slugs
gonna make sure to just watch from the second half from now on. utter bore
>>68573299
why dont you get a job instead you fucking scum
>>68573299
Might aswell only watch the last 5 minutes and you'll still have a good chance of seeing a goal
I got $100 on Candreva first goal scorer
$100 on Italy 2-0
how fucked am i, it's gonna be 0-0
>>68573449
There will be a goal
>>68573482
Not two and not Candreva. He's still fucked
>>68573449
Italy will win 1-0, their defence is surreal
italy over 1000 free kicks looking good
Kyran overs in
Even juveguy wins more bets then me these days pmsl. Want to take over my tt account lid?
>>68573449
lol it really is
italy's forward has wasted about 5 passes to no one in the final third. can't tell if this game is fixed or not, the guy literally kicked the ball to empty space for the swede goalie to collect
>>68573519
dirty diving cunts
>>68573538
Seething at how many fivers you must have
>>68573559
Have you never watched football before?
Why aren't you all bankrolling South africa A @1.83
>>68573559
not sure if stupid or troll
>>68573559
Watched your """""""""""sport""""""""" today morning. feel like puking
Sweden +0.5
Czech +0.5
Turkey +1
Rate my bets
>>68573672
rip you
>>68573672
Loss
Win
Loss
>>68573793
Well, it is still a draw game for Sweden so far.
>>68573633
not sure if swedish or cocksucker xD
Im sorry for you if this sort of play is du jour in your shitty swedish leagues
why aren't you on u0.5 FH goals in every game lads?
>>68573981
2nd half most goals is better imo
>>68571534
kys my man
>>68574052
what odds do you get for that
>>68574052
Does this get better odds? Sounds like a great bet.
>>68574092
>>68574098
nah depends on the game but I'm pretty sure the odds are worse, I just think it's safer and still pretty decent for the Euro games
