Yes, well done Wales, well done Wales. HOWEVER
Good post.
a daring synthesis
K E K
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GANDAAALF
lol holy fuck /tv/
96 points to Liverpool
Dumblecunt
>>68529189
someone explain this synthesis
>>68529189
dumbledore kills jon snow
Snape killed Dumbledore
>>68529189
10/10 post
>>68529707
Good post.
>>68529926
>mfw Severus Rogue is called "Snape" in the English version
We can still beat russia you twats
>>68529189
Dank /tv/ memes.
To Mr. Sturridge - for pure nerve and outstanding courage - I award England House 3 points.
>>68530015
>English version
>The book was written by an English woman
Bale?
>>68530015
The English version? You mean, the original version? The canon source-material?
>>68530050
why the fuck is the headmaster allowed to blatantly favor a single house?
>>68530117
And?
How does it make the French improvement not superior?
VERY good post
>>68530222
VERY nice trips
>>68530174
Pic related is the original version of cars
Would you rather drive it or a ferrari?
/tv/
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posting in an epic bed
>>68529189
fucking kek
>>68530283
>driving anything a wop made
>>68530191
Shitty writing.
>>68530015
>Severus Rogue
>literally giving away his plot
What happened
>this thread
>>68530204
it's in french
>>68530366
Except for 90% of the French population who has no idea that Rogue is an English word and what its meaning is
>>68530400
Dey tooker
>>68529189
I'm spazzing out like a fucking retard here, thanks OP
>mfw someone says it's not coming home
>>68530159
Tell me about Bale, why does he disappear
>>68530191
Because it was written by a woman
>Slytherin work hard and behave all year to build up a solid lead
>Harry Potter does his fucking job
>Lel Harry's team wins xD
I found it funny how the house cup was so important in the first film then was barely mentioned in any film after that. Who knows, maybe Hufflepuff went on a 4 year winning run.
I want /tv/ to leave
>>68530532
E A S Y
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S
Y
>British """"""""humour""""""""
>>68530613
It's still mentioned in the books, the film makers just decided it didn't matter anymore.
>>68530645
youstillsoreboutdatfitybughs
>>68530663
>American """"""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""
HARRY KANE DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME ON THE JULES RIMET OF ENGLAND
>>68530439
Why is his name changed at all?
well done, /tv/, well done. BUT..
>>68530191
Why is Slitherin allowed to exist when its leaders, patrons, and a shocking percentage of its alumni are in favor of genocide?
>>68531632
because that's about the extent of Rowling's complexity when it comes to developing characters.
>>68531344
Because Snape sounds ridiculous, kinda like that dumb singing German crocodile a few years ago
And that's not the only name that was changed
Hogwarts was renamed Poudlard
>>68529189
>>68531794
>Poudlard
>>68530439
>Except for 90% of the French population who has no idea that Rogue is an English word and what its meaning is
I doubt Britcucks get the meaning of Voldemort either.
>>68531794
>Hogwarts was renamed Poudlard
All pun names have been.
>>68530366
>Implying Britfags get the actual meaning of "Voldemort"
>>68531632
Why is Hogwarts allowed to exist, when it basically serves as a terrorist training ground for 25% of its students? At best that school would be on a watchlist, at worst they'd be getting raided by whatever the wizarding equivalent of Seal Team Six is.
>>68532019
Because David Cameron decided all our schools should be academies and have near complete autonomy.
>>68531632
Why is islam allowed to exist when its leaders, patrons, and a shocking percentage of its followers are in favor of genocide?
>>68531794
Poundland?
>>68532070
fuck the black Hermione
WHY THE WEASLEYS AREN'T GINGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68530015
in italian he's "Piton", which is pretty corny if you ask me
>>68531794
Schnappy, DAS KLEINE KROKODILE
>>68532162
WUZ
>>68532019
the equivalent of Seal Team Six is a bloke called Dawlish
>>68532070
revenge for Blaise Zabini being outed as a nigger in HBP
>>68532191
WIZARDS AND SHIEET
>>68532162
>>68532304
>posts a gif
>don't
/tv/ pls stay
>>68530191
Always bugged me in the books. Doling out points on the last day of school because some chancers were fucking about whilst everyone else was doing their homework.
Disgusting.
>>68532339
>>68532168
>Silente
>Raptor
>McGrannit ??
>Have a sport
>Which has a gimmick that lets you immediately get 150 points and end the game
she's a nigger, she's a nigger! fifty years ago we'd have hung you up outside the town hall with a Cleansweep Seven up your ass
>>68532070
BLEACHED
>>68532523
You can talk, you can talk, you can talk
>>68532469
>you now remember 90s shoujos characters being all renamed Paolo, Clara, Lucia etc etc
>>68532515
>Update
You forgot to mention that getting these 150 points is the only way to end the game
Basically what everyone is doing during the game aside from the golden ball catchers is useless
>>68530191
They're the good guys. The teenagers and children in Slytherin are evil and must be punished.
CHAT SHIT GET AVADA KEDAVRA'D
>>68532389
>>68532389
I'm not sure you're aware, but Houses were getting points for worse reasons than that...
>>68532070
Now I understand all the fuzz about this
>>68532728
i wonder how they will handle this in the play, because youll be using a racial insult against a black person, thats pretty controversial in the modern era
>>68532687
>le russian who does nothing all year and eventually brings out a grinding simulator with 2 cg scenes in it while getting $5000 a month faec
>>68532070
>>68533046
russian?
>>68533211
the picture you posted, the guy who made that game is a russian
>>68532070
You should start asking some questions Ron, that kid is 100% nigger.
>>68532591
I think Rowling has admitted she doesn't really get sport. Quidditch rules are retarded.
>>68529707
die
>>68531794
>hating on schnapi
>>68530204
>Anything French
>superior
You have to choose
>>68533293
She had an argument with a football loving bf, and later devised quidditch. Its intentionally baffling and nonsensical, but it works within the confines of a plot where the protagonist can exploit the silly rules. She's a bit clever desu - it both mocks real life sport but also fits into the plot of the books.
>>68530015
Who is rogue?
>>68533585
Why does he wear the mask?
>>68532591
It's only useles if the snitch is caught, it's only in the movies that the snitch is always caught super fast unless you want half the movie being a quiditch match.
Why are Slytherin full of pure aryans and deemed as the bad guys?
Slytherin's snobism comes from magicall heritage , can some African vudu spell caster be from an ancient line of vudu mother fuckers?
Why everything must come down to some shitty polÃtical agenda?
>>68533963
Because it's a children's book wrote by a Woman.
>>68533963
but there are black people in Slytherin what are you chattin about m8
>>68534406
nazis had black people as well
>>68533963
>mass murder
>hostile takeover of the government
>not the bad guys
>>68534462
whats your point?
I'm not saying that EVERY Slitherin is a Death Eater, but I am saying that almost all Death Eaters are Slitherins
>>68532105
based poland
>>68532389
Slytherin deserved it for being ambitious white kids.
>>68534555
Slytherin are basically the Hitler Youth, Voldermort and the Death Eaters want to get rid of all the mudbloods.
>>68534602
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT SALAZAR
>>68530191
>>68530613
You guys are both being contrarian little cunts
You think dumbledore isn't aware that snape is redistributing points daily in favor of slytherin?
Dumbledore is just correcting snape's cunt behavior all year
my farts smell SO bad
>>68534766
>snape gives a fuckton of undeserved points to slytherin all year and takes points from gryffindor
>dumbledore balances it out by giving points to gryffindor at the end
>ravenclaw and hufflepuff are just forever fucked
>>68534474
but why they must be of a far right wing polÃtical ideology? why the gryffindor lefties must be the "good guys" and, as some has stated, altough Slytherin's worked their shit out to win the House cup, petty Dumbledore reffballed te fuck out of the votation and handed the cup over gryffindor?
>>68534806
Maybe you should adjust your diet
Less treacle tart more roasted veggies
>>68531632
Protected by the 2nd amendment.
>>68534806
Take a shit, let your rectum breathe.
>>68534842
what makes you think gryffindor are lefties? We're the allies in ww2 "lefties" because they opposed the nazis?
You can be right wing and still recognize that Voldemort's version of right wing politics was built on lies and violence
>>68529189
bantz
>>68532174
SCHNEE SCHNAA SCHNAPPY
Finally a good thread
>>68529707
>>68532070
BIKUS STOLENDO
>>68532070
>Skeete
You can't write satire this good.
>>68532275
>Those gnashers
Bitch could eat a banana through a tennis racquet.
>>68530613
It was important and Slytherin do win it a couple of times.
Pay attention fuckhead.
It's just that, oh I don't know, the return of the dark lord kind of takes priority over a mickey mouse cup... fucking idiot.
>>68535419
This.
Being "right wing" does not mean being a racist, hating women and supporting the Nazis.
That's called radicalism or extremism. Or more accurately, a mental illness.
>>68536152
>Stuff I don't like can only be explained by mental deficiency
t. /pol/
>>68536240
>Irrational fear/hatred/dislike of something
>Not a mental illness as classified by the DSM-IV criteria
Pick one my medically challenged friend.
>inb4 le edgy "but it's not irrational xD" response
>>68536152
t. muhammed al jihad
>>68535703
ACCIO WELFARE CHECK
More importantly, who the fuck is actually keeping a track of all these points? The professors just say points are awarded but no one's recording who's got what. And don't fucking say 'magic'.
>>68536485
a magical excel spreadsheet
>>68536630
fuck off.
>>68536485
wizardry
>>68536485
Obviously the weird dude With the cat
>>68536908
>he mad as fuck
>>68530015
Snape is Slur in Norwegian and Dumbledore is Humlesnurr - JUST
>>68537097
Humlesnurr sounds cool like some saga shit
>>68537245
Literally means "twisted bumblebee" though
>>68529707
>>68537496
>that image
>>68537573
>newfag redditor exposing himself as such
>>68530613
You'd think it was written by some Ameritard
>Slytherin clearly dominant all year and reflected in the standings
>Gryffindor wins a fluke night at the end
>somehow they were the best House all year
>>68536485
It is magic though, there's like these hourglasses with gems in them that show the points or something. Doesn't seem like you can get any privacy in the castle, the walls are always listening.
how racist are the RTE pundits,
>norn iron were shit
>england were shit
>ROI are amazing we drew with Sweeden we play so good blaah
>>68536485
Teachers just keep check of how many points they hand out.
>Dumbledore: Yes,Yes well done Wales, well done Wales, however recent events must be taken into account, and I have a few last minute points to award.
>Dumbledore: To Mister Daniel Sturridge, for the cool use of intellect when others were in great peril, half a point.
>Dumbledore: Second to Mister Walker for the best played game of wingback that the Euro's have seen these many years, half a point.
Dumbledore: And third to Mr. James Vardy for pure nerve and outstanding banging, I award The England House 1 point!
Rooney: We're tied with Wales!
>Dumbledore: And finally, it takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your players, I award 1 point, to Mister Roy Hodgson.
>Dumbledore: Assuming that my calculations are correct, I believe a change in decoration is in order.
>Dumbledore: England wins the Group stage!
>>68530191
Tenure, obviously
>>68531632
Gotta get that Slytherin alumni money.
>>68532070
>Granger-Weasly
This bothers me more than the palette swap. What happens if the kid goes on to marry someone with a name likeGrandal-Solo? Does her child take the name Granger-Weasly-Grandal-Solo? Or do they follow Mexican rules and just use paternal names like Weasley-Grandal?
>>68537283
aww thats like a young fat girl would make for her first email
an young fat emo :")
>>68537573
At the current r8 you could say the same for any pepe m8.
>>68529189
Has meme fusion gone too far?
>>68532070
>Make her black
Stupid but okay
>Granger-Weasley
NOW I'M FUCKING MAD THEY EVEN MADE THE WOMAN'S SURNAME FIRST WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?
I should get a PhD in 4chan memetics
>>68546122
Granger-Weasley sounds nicer than Weasley-Granger tho 2bh
>>68546122
liberals were a mistake
>a literal children's book about wizards
>/sp/ goes crazy because unrealistic things happen in the story
you literally cannot make this up
>>68546122
Ron is a full cuck, what else did you expect?
>>68546125
Already got one senpai, fighting off the 300k job offers as we speak
>>68529189
Fucking made kek hard
>>68532515
Should have the snitch end the game but without the game and let the seekers attack each other. Would basically be a constant back and forth between opposing seekers as the score changed.
>>68529189
Noice
>>68530117
>English
She's Scottish m9, that's like saying Diego Costa is Brazilian
Can someone explain this meme?
>>68546672
I wish I got 300k "for frees"
>>68547986
Nah
>>68532070
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WAS WIZARDS N SHIIIET?
>>68539475
>Dumbledore: And finally, it takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your players, I award 1 point, to Mister Roy Hodgson.
Kek.
>>68547986
/tv/ meme
>>68547960
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._K._Rowling
>Born in Yate, Gloucestershire, England
?
>>68537870
>implying Norn Iron weren't shit in their first game
They said they're too defensive and look shaky with the ball at their feet, which was true in the first game.
>They said England deserved to beat Wales and were by far the better team versus Russia
>They think Rooney is their best creative midfielder and the two Spurs players are shit
>They said England should top the group but won't make it far because any team with a decent midfield will tear them to pieces
Is any of this wrong?
>They said we deserved to win against Sweden
Are they wrong? Sweden had no shots on target. They also said we were crap between the two goals, and still rank Belgium as favourites for Saturday (except /eamon/, who think Belgium are a terrible meme). They are literally the most negative bastards in the country about our team 90% of the time, 'the three amigos' in particular. All through qualifying it was,
>Yeah, we scored a goal in that half, but John has prepared a highlights package of every time Whelan was on the ball
>>68546125
I dream of a day where we can study memes.
>>68535987
>mickey mouse cup
t. Hufflepuff
>>68535419
But didn't Rowling mention something about magic being related to genetics in one of her 'look at me I'm still relevant Dumbledore was totally a bender I'm not making this up for lefty cred honestly' interviews? So Voldemort was right even by her logic.
>>68547986
you see sometimes on /tv/ on anon will post a certain meme a 100 times that might catch on
>>68550367
I don't think it really makes sense desu. If you have witch/wizard parents (or at least one) it is likely you are going to get passed on the abilities. However there are cases when you just all of the sudden become a witch/wizard out of nowhere (ie Hermione the mud blood) or you have wizarding parents and are a useless squib.
Also, this is hermione.
HAHAHAA WELL MEMED
>>68532515
>Have a sport
>Which has a gimmick that lets both teams get 0 points and end the game
