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Also LeBitch BTFO yet again edition.
PHI:Eagles give DT Cox extension, $63M guaranteed
NYG:Giants rookie Shepard 'lock' for starting job
ARZ:David Johnson entrenched as Cardinals lead RB
TEN:Mularkey: Dexter McCluster's role is secure
PHI:Roob Randle favorite for Eagles third WR job
FA:Ex-NBAer Nate Robinson works out for Seahawks
FA:Report: Ben Grubbs' (neck) career likely over
BAL:'Absolutely' a chance Perriman plays in 2016
CHI:Alshon Jeffery arrives at minicamp Monday
NE:Dion Lewis making cuts at Patriots minicamp
CAR:Kawann Short shows up for mandatory minicamp
NE:Rob Gronkowski returns to Patriots practice
>>68440127
Who's listening to human music here?
>yfw Bridgewater is your QB
>the sacramento kings will never win an nbaf inals
>>68440479
How'd you get a picture of sneak?
>Your team
>Team in your division you hate the most
>If you could switch your team's alternate jerseys for another's, which would it be and why
>Team from the other conference that you like/don't mind
49ers
Seacucks
Jags all gold unis because it makes no sense we have the shitty black unis when we're the fucking 49ers and the Jags have all gold
Jets
>>68440127
Is Sam Mills the GOAT manlet LB?
>>68440127
>FA:Report: Ben Grubbs' (neck) career likely over
RIP in piece, shame his career got overshadowed by this future HOFer
Literally who can stop them?
>>68442325
Me.
*guns cock*
>>68442424
Reported
>implying chip kelly isn't going to give von miller $20m/yr
>>68441096
>Cardinals
>Rams
>Dolphins throwback jersey
>Chargers
>>68441096
Raiders
buncos
Raiders don't have an alternate, but I'd love for them to adopt the road throwbacks they bust out for anniversaries (pic) full-time
Saints
>>68443159
fuckin kek
so has Sneak fucked off for good yet or what?
>>68441096
Patriots
Giants
we already have the best ones
Cardinals
>>68444018
Say friend, I don't think you know how divisions work.
>>68444018
Sneak died in that gay bar shooting, hopefully someone politicizes his death and something good like a gun ban comes from it
>>68444183
If guns killed snook they must not be that bad.
>>68444279
Take that back
>>68443159
>Cardinals
>Rams
>Chargers
R u me?
>>68444687
>>68443159
Chargers/Cards broship?
>>68444734
It's the perfect broship. Different conferences, never play each other. Literally everyone from AZ vacations in San Diego
>>68444906
>tfw Arians wanted to coach the Chargers
>get McCoy instead
>>68444906
Plus %0 chance they ever meet in the Super Bowl
>>68442325
the injury bug
>when your third round draft pick starts talking about his favorite anime on twitter
>>68445276
>anime
>>68444018
>>68444183
You're both retarded.
>didn't realize a new thread was made since nobody linked it
well shit
have a repost
http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/story/chicharito-met-j-j-watt-and-completely-freaked-out-061216
Is the Bucsfag around? Let's talk about Allison.
>>68441096
>Saints
>pic, obviously
>Creamsicle Bucs, because they trigger normies
>all of them, don't really give 2 shits about any of them
>>68441480
Him or Zach Thomas.
Yo, they brought Surge back
SEVEN DEADLY SINS OF /NFL/
Old Bay
Tiki
p12
BB
Sneak
Scarletism
Carrmageddon
>>68446068
>>68445967
Why do Aints fans hate the Failcons so much? I would have figured the entire NFCS united to hate the Panters.
>>68446244
>analdevastated that you're first
Now I'm going to post it every day even if he doesn't.
>>68446253
Probably because Falcon fans unironically thought Matt Ryan was Drew Brees tier
>>68446056
I tried it and it was okay.
I liked Vault better.
>>68443849
>>68446351
I think you mean Volt
>>68444183
Speaking of... You never told us how you made it out of the bar
>>68440338
You packers fans are lame
>>68440127
BASED LIL NATE
>>68446724
Sneak is the one who lives in Florida yet he's a pack fan
>>68446253
>came into the League at the same time (Falcons in '66, Saints in '67)
>first 2 NFL teams in the South
>same division
>both basement dwellers for most of their history, battling it out to avoid last place
>fanbases dislike each other, invest a lot of pride in whose city/culture is superior
The Gritz Blitz
>>68447093
>first 2 teams in the South
That would be Dallas and Baltimore
>>68446253
To add, I actually have no quarrel with the other division teams, Carolina and Tampa Bay. I want to beat them when we play them, but other than that I don't mind seeing them do well. I've always respected the Panthers going back to the John Fox days when they had Steve Smith, Julius Peppers, and Kris Jenkins, and they're obviously still a good, well-run team. Tampa is too pathetic to hate most of the time, but I respected the shit out of that brutal defense they had back in the day and I think they're finally getting their shit back together now.
>>68446404
>no trim on the inside of the number
>jersey is a very light gray instead of white
Fix it.
Steph Curry confirmed Draymond Green babby
>>68447233
I'm not sure I follow, neither of those cities are located in the South.
>>68446855
Reminds me of Old Bay bandwagoning ND football and Maryland Terp sports
>>68447373
He's a team babby, but LeBitch can still go fuck himself. Lost all respect for that mental midget when he got triggered because someone called him a mean name during the course of a competitive sporting event.
>>68447406
Yeah what a fag
>>68447396
I suggest you fresh up on your history
>Eagles give DT Cox extension, $63M guaranteed
>>68447486
>someone called him a mean name during the course of a competitive sporting event.
when was that? I lost all respect for him several years ago.
>>68447519
>state did not secede during the Civil War
>people don't have Southern accents
>none of the trappings of Southern culture/identity
>conventional American politics
>"We in da Souf!"
lol, sit your Yankee ass down, fool.
>>68447707
I think he meant "history" as in the mason-dixon line, but you're right that that's not the measuring stick anymore and hasn't been in a very long time.
>>68447617
I wasn't paying attention to anything he was doing several years ago tbqh.
>>68447707
Hey idiot lebron fucked your shit up lmao fucking faggot
>>68447707
Again, I suggest you read up on your history of Maryland in the Civil War.
>>68447575
>being this late
>:(
>>68447747
what about "the decision"?
>>68447829
i was on a 6 hour plane ride cut me some slack
>>68447707
People in New Orleans don't have Southern accents
>>68447825
>w-we tried to secede
But did you?
Do you have anything at all in common with the South? Even fucking Virginians recognize you as Yankees, and they're fucking Yankees, too.
>>68447835
Forgot about that. I hate Lebron but I forgot why and you just reminded me about it
>>68447809
>apehoop
lyl
>>68447956
you're welcome I guess
>>68447918
Cajun accents are Southern-ified French/French Canadian accents, and there are as many people in Louisiana with typical Southern accents as there are with Cajun accents, myself included.
>>68447999
Wasted trips
>>68447929
What did your state have to do with the Civil War? They were like the first state to be occupied by Union forces, putting up no fight at all and Ben Butler BTFO of New Orleans as the military governor
>>68447956
i like lebron solely because he made himself into a bad guy with that dumb shit, having the big 3 heat made the league so much better
it was amazing when dirk cucked him in 2011, and GS is nowhere near as intimidating as that team was at its peak
>>68447999
>Cajun accents are French/French Canadian accents for poor dark people
fixed that for ya
>>68447999
>Cjaun accents are more closely related to Canadian accents than Southern accents
>>68448055
>What did your state have to do with the Civil War?
We actually took part in it.
>>68448069
Cajun accents come from French/French Canadian roots. The only blacks who have them are the ones who have lived in deeply Cajun areas for awhile, most don't.
>>68448131
So did Maryland and Texas and they're both Southern states
>>68448181
Shut up you Prodestant, Hick, Hatian, Black, French mongrel shit you whole life is a lie your existence means nothing
>>68448190
>So did Maryland
Yes, but not on the Southern side.
>and Texas
Texas is de jure Southern. They meet the criteria, but there are some tangible differences and if you ask them they really don't want anything to do with the rest of the South. Should be an independent country anyway.
>>68448181
yeah i'm just meming, i love nawlins
i went down there last year and got absolutely shitfaced on bourbon alley with some tulane friends, it was great
>>68448237
lol calm down there bud
>>68448237
>Tidewater Yankee getting triggered
Eat some crab cakes and calm the fuck down.
>>68448237
shook as fuck tbqh
>tfw Cox Extension happened
Niggas don't realize how much of a win this is for the eagles locking him up for 6 years
The cap goes up every year coinciding with the popularity of the NFL (more Normie's and Meme catches and more fantasy) = more cap space. At about 10 million a year, that Is about $50 million that newly extended soon to be elite and young building block talent of the team such as Fletcher Cox, Zach Ertz, Jason Kelce, Mychal Kendricks, and Lane Johnson won't be getting their hands on while other teams ovepay at the same position because of egos and contract years
/nfl/ btfo by rusemann
>>68448289
Maryland had more soldiers fight for the Confederacy than Louisana, and played a more strategic role and it was a Marylander who killed Abe Lincoln
>>68448411
411 get cuZ this shit is straight fact bombs
>100 100
Philadelphia Eagles = #Philtydelphia Elitegles
Real nigga hours who up
>>68442325
The Cleveland Browns
>>68448411
>>68448482
good posts
>>68448482
What?
>>68448289
Texas is inbetween regions. Dallas is midwest, Houston is southern, El Paso is western. Austin and San Antonio are a weird mixture.
>>68440127
>lebitch btfo
>the booty blasted city of (you)
>>68440127
Can we have someone who's not autistic make the thread next time
>>68448452
>Maryland had more soldiers fight for the Confederacy than Louisana
Sauce.
>>68448585
That girl looks kinda cute who is she?
>>68448671
Shelby Foote
>>68447519
Maryland never seceded I'm fairly certain. And while Texas is technically in the Southern US and seceded during the Civil War, it's usually not considered part of the South. It's kind of its own thing or part of the shit we got from Mexico.
>>68448577
>Dallas is Midwest
Whoa, m8.
>>68448585
I don't give a fuck about basketball, and I recognize that he's a great athlete, I just can't believe what an immense pussy he is to go crying to the media because someone called him a mean name.
>LeBitch BTFO again
keep crying, bandwagoners.
Feels fuckin great to be a Cleveland fan tonight.
>>68448685
Citation?
>>68448703
I don't care if the cavs win one, I just don't want them to ever win one with lebron. he doesn't deserve the 2 rings he already has, but at least he doesn't have one with cleveland yet.
>>68448703
i'm happy for you man
i don't love lebron, but i like seeing superstars actually live up to the billing for once, y'know?
it's why i root for melo a lot of the time, i feel like he gets a lot of undue shit
>>68447999
Cajun is a mix of French and Spanish anf Southern accents, you dumb shit.
>>68448674
>old gay
>>68448699
>defending draymon "kick players in the balls" green
he deserved it for chimping out
>>68448686
Maryland never officially seceded because the tyrant Abe Lincoln suspended Habeus Corpus, threw all the state leaders in prison until Lincoln's republican cronies could be elected in their place, and even jailed a federal judge who said what he did was illegal. A sizable portion of Maryland's population supported the confederacy though, so much that Abe Lincoln was afraid to even step foot in Baltimore, even before the war started
>>68448775
deserved desu he was on the good guy side and if he let maryland be on the bad guys team then DC would of been surrounded
>>68448758
So, exactly what I said, you dumb shit.
>Cajun English, or Cajun Vernacular English, is the dialect of English spoken by Cajuns living in southern Louisiana and, to some extent, in eastern Texas. Cajun English is significantly influenced by Cajun French, the historical language of the Cajun people, who descended from Acadian settlers and others. It is derived from Acadian French.
Spanish influence is so minuscule it isn't even worth mentioning.
Why is confederate pride a thing?
Do southerners not realize they got BTFO?
>>68448769
>defending draymon "kick players in the balls" green
You don't seem to be understanding me, I don't give a fuck about any of that, I just can't fathom what would possess a grown man, and a star athlete at that, to whine like a child because someone said something mean to him on the court.
>>68448775
Regardless, that has NO bearing to the point at hand; Maryland isn't physically in the South, which was the point.
>>68448823
>New Orleans owned by Spain for fuck how long?
>insignificant
Nigger, go back to History class
>>68448733
I'm just glad the Warriors are being exposed as fuck as the ultimate maymay team and Lebron is having a great series. People really expected the Cavs to be swept in four.
>>68448831
For the record, I don't partake in that silly shit. Just saying that Southern culture as it exists today was in large part shaped by the CW and its aftermath.
>>68448815
The ends do not justify the means. I'm on the Union's side but Lincoln was a tool and I don't get why everyone acts like he's the greatest POTUS of all time; especially considering the Emancipation Proclaimation was a sham
>>68448891
>New Orleans owned by Spain for fuck how long?
A little over 10% of its existence. Nigger gtfo, what does that have to do with Cajun linguistic roots?
>>68448891
Maryland is South of the Mason-Dixon line so it is in fact, undeniably, physically located in the South
>>68448961
Because the Spanish people there didn't fucking leave when Spain sold the land off to the US, dumbass. Again, get back to a history class
>>68448961
>His state didn't pay the Iron Price for it's freedom
>>68448831
because they're collectively insular and are obstinate to change, so having a regional identity based on "fuck all you guys we LIKE being backwater" with a convenient flag to convey that message is nice for them. in fact, other people getting pissed at them having confederate pride is their proof that they're doing it right.
>>68441096
Pats
Dolphins
Bucs creamsicle
Rasm; Stan Kroenke is based; just please don't bounty-injury Brady the next time >we play
>>68448982
That border has shifted over time, Maryland is now northern as is Virginia.
>>68448982
>as determined by an arbitrary line
Sorry, you have to have territory below the 35th parallel north to stake a geographic claim.
>>68449011
>the Iron Price vs the Gold Price
I guess that means California are literally the Lannisters of the union, huh?
>>68446068
>no Cowboys dynasty
>no uttranny
>no flacco
>>68448703
>Feels fuckin great to be a Cleveland fan tonight
>tfw followed by years of depression
This thread sucks
>>68449089
great contribution
>>68449040
The Mason Dixon Line has literally never moved once in history
>>68449068
Isn't California broke as fuck?
>>68448993
>a handful of "Spanish" people lived there, therefore there is heavy Spanish influence, even though it is barely tangible by any other metric
Nigger, most of the small percentage of "Hispanics" who lived there were Isleños and Afro-Caribbeans, anyway. Again, get back to history class.
>>68441096
>Your team
Loins
>Team in your division you hate the most
It's a tie between Packers and Bears. Picking one over the other is like trying to figure out which piece of dogshit smells the worst.
>If you could switch your team's alternate jerseys for another's, which would it be and why
Ravens blacks are nice
>Team from the other conference that you like/don't mind
I don't paticularly like/hate any AFC teams.
>>68449123
>Isn't California broke as fuck?
ran out of gold and invaded by braavosians
>>68449089
Maybe you should check out a povertyball or apehoop game thread, you know the threads where %45 of posts are combinations of "AYY LMAO, BTFO, variation of the word Cuck and racial slurs
>>68449011
>his state isn't Southern
>>68449123
>The Mason Dixon Line has literally never moved once in history
True but the standard for being southern or not has shifted south of the Mason Dixon Line. It doesn't have any relevance outside of a history book. Just like the Baltimore Colts, come to think of it.
>>68449161
you say that like that isn't the same in a typical NFL gamethread
Daily reminder that Carrmageddon is a woman
At least my state cannot be argued about if it is southern.
>>68449166
I acknowledge your repeating digits, however dumb your non football related posts are
>>68449211
That's why NFL game threads are shit, post game threads are far superior
>>68449225
I'm not sure who you even are friend
>>68449244
That's TLoF new trip
>leave injuries to me
>>68449244
I'm the other Raiders tripfag.
>>68449257
Who is TLoF?
>>68449262
>leave Arnold to me
>>68449262
Steelers had the worst draft in the division and that's saying something considering they share a division with the Browns
>>68449262
>that hair
Every fucking time.
>>68449154
>>68449123
Sounds like a socialist paradise
>>68449262
Oh shit, first Antonio Brown's Perfect Smile earlier and now you're back
>>68449301
well you're not really that far off
>>68449222
Confirmed
>>68449266
Good. We need more raidniggers now that Carr was outed as a woman
>>68449297
>Colbert's wild ride
Hargrave was a steal tqh
>>68449316
Might as well get hype before training camp
>>68449356
My hype levels are off the charts this year
>>68449404
>no trial by combat
fucking KILL me fåm, zombie mountain is so damn nice
>>68449424
>you will never put your fate in the hands of the gods and fight in a Trial by Combat
why live... would make the whole #deflategate scandal interesting
>>68441096
>steelers
>bengals
>rams throwbacks are pretty cool
>redskins aren't too bad
>>68449499
Why would you hate the bengals? The Ravens are the team that always beat the Steelers
>tfw periodically checking the wrong thread for 2 hours and wondering why no one was posting
>>68449404
By the time this happens it will have lost its steam. The Mountain has already had his shit rocked by Oberyn and will have to singlehandedly kill 900000000000000000000001 Sparrows just to live long enough to see the Hound again.
>>68449404
>>68449424
>>68449487
>Game of Thrones
jesus you guys are sweaty nerds
>>68449499
mah nigga
>>68449561
Yeah but the Mountain can't die now, he's got mega retard strength and won't get tired like he did in the fight against Oberyn.
>>68449566
I hope you aren't an anime dork
>>68449566
>knows GoT is being discussed
>not also a nerd
Also,
>implying GoT is not mainstream as fuck
>>68449487
>you will never see the NFL replace the challenge system with a trial by combat between teams
though the pats would win a ton of them just by sending gronk out there
>>68449566
GoT is like the most normie show on the planet now lol
>>68449605
By the Seven, can you imagine a Trial by Combat between Gronk and Watt?
>>68449605
>>68449626
Pick Gronk if you want to be found guilty. You want people like Harrison, Lewis, Suh, and Burfict to fight for you.
>>68449605
>holding area beneath the stadium
>arena begins to vibrate as fans stomp in unison
>chant becomes audible through the layers of stone
>GRONK
>GRONK
>GRONK
>GRONK
>GRONK
>Gronk enters the arena
>crowd erupts
>slays his opponent effortlessly
>"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"
>grabs several young virgins from the front row and fucks them so hard he breaks their spines
>>68449126
>"Spanish"
Yeah, those Spaniards sure didn't hold onto dearly the major port town at the mouth of the Mississippi over which wars were fought because if its strategic advantage.
>>68449668
Jesus Fuckstain Christ, go back to English class, Paco.
>>68449601
fuck that shit
>>68449603
i gotta admit I'm hyped for battlebots
>>68449632
>>68449664
Reminder that Rolando McClain burned his Alabama house down and is therefore a red priest of R'hllor
>>68449703
Fuck off faggot
>>68449677
I think you're the one who's in the wrong here. This is no higher than middle school level reading comprehension, so what's your fucking problem? I'm not speaking in ebonics, so you can't understand me? I've read Huckleberry Finn a few times, let me try: so yous gwyne tell me dat dose niggaz from spain wasnt likin dey ports? Da fuck dose niggas be on, dat shit be popping, mayne.
Better?
Dat new God of War doe
>>68449746
>can't type a coherent sentence in English
>it's someone else's fault
L.O.L.O.L.O.L.O.L.O.L.
>>68449754
I just can't wait for Battlefield 1, I love alternate history and World War 1, combine the two... fuck yeah
>>68449764
Aww, did I strike a nerve by typing in your native tongue a moment? Sowwy, babby. Maybe go back, I know finishing college was never an option because the classes were a bit tough and certainly now that the state won't be Feeling the Bern anytime soon you must be pissy, but stiffen up lil' soldier. It'll get better. Just apply yourself
>tfw haven't tried Overwatch yet
is it worth it?
Why are there so many fucking tripfags in here?
>>68449830
It's trendy, like Kids Cuisine and Sock'Em Boppers
>>68449830
Welcome to /sp/ newfriend
>>68449846
>Sock'em Boppers
MORE FUN THAN A PILLOW FIGHT
>>68449853
There are way more in this thread than the other ones though, that's what I mean. I don't come to /nfl/ too often and it hit me right now
>>68449664
top ten NFL champions:
1. Gronk
2. Watt
3. Burfict
4. Chancellor
5. Suh
6. Miller
7. Peterson
8. Cox
9. Mack
10. Johnson
>>68449703
man i fucking love lean
>>68449846
>tfw lunch was an uncrustable with dunkaroos, shark bites, and a capri sun
>tfw sometimes it had zebra cakes or sprinklins yogurt with an ecto cooler
>tfw had a collection of pogs
why did you have to remind me
>>68449891
>no Suggs
>no Yanda
>>68449895
You now remember street sharks
>>68449846
Is Kids Cuisine out or something? Fuck you mean?
>>68449866
Blow them up...
>>68449895
>Had a Pog maker and ruined all of mine and my sisters' magazines using it
Best way to sell a product is by letting the consumer make it their own
>>68449907
>You now remember street sharks
still not as cool as the original ninja turtles
>tfw went to a friends house one time and only found out after I got there that "his mom wouldn't let him" watch power rangers
at least he had bagel bites
>>68449805
It's funny because I could wipe my ass with whatever shit AA degree you have.
>>68449923
I was more of an Extreme Dinosaurs kinda kid.
>>68449913
I got a concussion once from Sock'em Boppers so fuck them tbqh
>>68449923
Street Sharks > Power Rangers >>>>Ninja Turd-les
>>68449907
fuck i totally forgot about linemen
thomas would be a good choice as well, same with peters, whitworth, and the like
>>68449935
Oh, you mean my PhD in Mathematics from Princeton? Where'd you go and exactly what did you do?
>>68449955
Nice meme degree. Should have majored in Beekeeping and saved the world from the eventual bee extinction that will wipe out our food supply
>>68449891
>DBs on the list ahead of Aaron Donald
>DBs on the list ahead of Cameron Heyward
>DBs on the list ahead of Tyron Smith
>DBs on the list ahead of Calais Campbell
Darkhorse: Kendall Langford
>>68449823
if you like memes then it'll be right up your alley
>>68449955
>Mathematics
>babby likes to play with numbers but can't apply it to a real field like physics
Literally an accountant, omfg lol.
>>68449952
Not Thomas, he's kinda soft in the run game. Yanda and Incognito are hands down the meanest OL in years
>>68449974
I unironically believe that Aliens went all The Screwfly Solution on our bee colonies to clear the planet of human life
>>68449995
donald is good, but kam is more agile and still hits like a bus
i totally forgot about linemen, but cameron heyward? old-ass calais campbell? fuck outta here with that
dwight freeney is my technique darkhorse though
>>68450027
>Thomas
>soft in the run game
lmao
>>68450031
Cameron Heyward is a fucking beast, dude is built like a brick shithouse. And Calais Campbell is strong enough and long enough to put his hand on most other guys' heads and just hold them at bay.
>>68450052
Thomas is great in pass protection but not in run blocking
>>68450075
His pass protection is better but he's still top 15 in run blocking.
>>68450031
Should subdivide it into
Skill: QB,TB,WR,DB,K/P(lol)
Big Skill: FB,TE,LB,Edge defender
Bigs: OL,heavy DL
>>68450062
>Cam Heyward
No, he's not even the best DL on Shittsburgh
>>68445669
shits been all over social media here, memes about "find someone who looks at you the way chicharito looks at JJ Watt", shit was cute senpai not gonna lie
>>68450109
>(You)
>>68450092
Well considering there are only 32 starting left tackles in football that's pretty mediocre
>>68450097
i wouldn't want any QB fighting for me except maybe ben or cam, with the possible inclusion or jameis
janikowski would be a good choice though
what i wouldn't give to see cox destroy all challengers though
>>68450109
>>68450139
Stephon Tuitt is better than Cameron Heyward
>>68450159
Proofs?
>>68450149
>tfw no Brett Favre champion who shows up late to the deathmatch, wreaking of booze and pussy, only to fell his opponent with a cheeky 90m spear throw
>>68450171
I think even Pittsburgh fans would admit this. Tuitt is younger and is already just as good if not better than Heyward and is only going to get better
>>68450145
Offensive tackles in general.
>>68450182
So he's Ser Dontos Hollard?
>>68450196
Proofs?
>>68450199
Most RT's are better than even the best LT in run blocking
>>68450182
if we're opening it to historical challengers i can only think of one man worthy enough
>>68450196
nah nigga you retarded. Heyward has one of the best bull rush moves in the NFL. Although Tuitt will be better, he hasn't outperformed Heyward yet
>>68450234
Yeah that's what makes Thomas stand out.
>>68449346
>implying
>>68450266
Zip it
>>68450303
I'm not even a woman, I don't have a vagina
>implying females can have a penis
So whats up with all these forced memes lately? Between the >Legod wins one for da land, and that stupid Tina Fey with the footshoes it's getting pretty sad
>>68450335
Hey baby, wanna make some OC?
>>68450365
All memes are forced.
Wait, are any of these trips actually female? I've seen some pictures that make me believe so, but I'm undecided
>>68450335
You're that raiderette cheerleader that's makes those AMAs on /b/
>>68450404
>going on /b/
This is why no one respects anons
>>68450423
Fuck you, we call know you're from /him/
>>68450452
There is no board named /him/ newfaggot
>>68450474
Meant /hm/
>>68450510
I am a handsome man, thank you for the compliment newfag
>>68450527
So you associate yourself with faggots and post nudes for gay guys to fap to?
You should move to Orlando
>>68450552
>knowing what goes on on /hm/
Kinda sounds like you're the one that would post there
>>68450404
Lolwut, I am not :
A woman
Raiders cheerleader
A trap
Wherever this meme is coming from, it needs to be corrected
>>68450552
You're projecting an awful lot there
>>68450566
there's like a 10% chance that any given trip is a trap, maybe they were playing the odds
>>68450566
Just ignore this /b/tarded anon, he's obviously posting here the first time
>>68450580
Known traps : p12, bb, Oddish and maybe lake
Confirmed man :
Me
Landry
>>68450598
Lake's a chick, you may be a man but you are still pretty feminine
>>68450598
you are butt
>>68450615
37-33
>>68450598
which one is the cutest?
>>68450580
>>68450598
>>>/b/689496511
It even has your dubs Carr-Carr :3
>>68450640
>2001
>>68450671
>15 years
Cowboys' "MUH PAST" tactic doesn't work here
>>68450656
I did not make this
>>68450633
>
>>68450647
Most anons, and old bay, agree that BB is their dream fuck
>>68450705
>"MUH PAST" tactic doesn't work here
Then you as a Raiders fan cannot claim anything either since they were a shit team last year
>>68450705
so BB is the #1 fuckhole
where do the other ones rank?
>>68450746
You should stop obsessing over trip and namefags you are the worst type of cancer on here
>>68450736
At least my """"""""shit"""""""" team got the W, all that matters SENPAI
>>68450785
gotcha boss
but where do the other ones rank?
>>68450793
When is the last time the Raiders had more than 8 wins again?
>>68450812
didn't your team win less games than the raiders last season?
>>68450812
How many "wins" did your team get THIS year?
>>68450819
>>68450823
This is true, however the Ravens are a superior franchise in every way
>>68450867
Not this year m8
>>68450867
> the Ravens are a superior franchise in every way
man i hope chris givens is more than just a camp body
>>68450942
He's not
>>68450942
He sucks man, sorry
>>68450952
damn man you got that insider info?
>>68450956
lol like you know anything about WRs
>>68450959
>Rams cut him for Welker
>Ravens trade for him
>does shit
>>68450959
He did play for the ravens last season you cross dressing mental midget and didn't do shit even with Steve Smith, Perriman, Waller, Brown, Campanaro and all the tight ends getting knocked out for the season
>>68451014
>mfw the Raiders tear that Raven ass up this year
>>68451014
Oh shit, River City Ransom, ma nigga
>>68451018
>QB gets injured
>running game turns to shit
>3rd string receiver does nothing
wow what a shock
givens isn't like good or anything, but you still know fuck all about WRs so i'm not real concerned with your opinion of him
>>68451014
that's a good game senpai
>>68451034
>>68451038
Ayy, have a (You), loved me some RCR
>>68441096
>Steelers
>Entire AFCN (but the Bengals most of all)
>Rams throwbacks/alternates
>Vikings (hard to hate such a snakebitten team)
>>68451038
Givens isn't good man, and I know more about WR's than anyone in the Eagles front office because I wouldn't have wasted a first round pick on Nelson "rape all the stripper whores" Algohlor
I am finally gathering the courage to confide to an NFL community, anonymously, about my life and how its affected by Tom Brady. I am not a Patriots fan, or really a football fan by any means. I must say I'm also a heterosexual man, or, so I thought. I was doing some house cleaning the other night, and I turned on the TV for some background noise. It so happened to be on the NFL Network, and I just kept it on. As you might have guessed, the NBA finals were on, Cavaliers and the Warriors. I threw the remote on the couch and got to cleaning. While I was scrubbing my Japanese Imari Vase, I heard the broadcaster yell, "TOUCHDOWN BRADYYY!" I couldn't help but sneak a peek at what was going on. As I caught the screen, my life changed forever. The cameraman zoomed in on Tom's face, and I instantly melted into my own soul, for Tom's eyes, spirit, and mind were all observed by me at once. He had the most beautiful eyes and facial structure that could only be comparable to a pharaoh, or Amenhotep -- a King. He teased me with his flirtatious salivation and mastication of his mouthpiece. Later that night, I was in a deep sleep and dreamed of him and I. I dreamed that we were lovers. I dreamed that he used his lengthy and lanky arms to hold me and caress me to the sound of Tchaikovsky. I awoke to the largest semen reservoir in my bed in my life. My mind had drifted into a fantasy so desirably potent, that my body couldn't withstand the idea of being with Tom. I wanted to share this with you, as I hope that a human being, football player or not, can touch you the way Tom has with me.
>>68451084
Didn't read
>>68451078
nah, you're more into receivers that never actually play a snap in the NFL, like breshad "stone hands, glass knees" perriman right?
>>68451089
More like Stone Hands and Dragon Feet amirite?
>>68451089
You could keep memeing or you could attempt to have a serious NFL discussion. What is it going to be?
>>68451112
>he can't do both
>>68451110
>Dragon Feet
i have no idea what this would entail
>>68451112
>attempting a serious NFL discussion
>with you
i mean i could also play the lottery, but it doesn't mean i'm going to win
>>68451122
Rcr joke. Eagle bro
>>68451122
So it's memes then?
>>68451132
fuck that's one of the moves isn't it
pretty damn applicable reference man, gj
>>68451145
when is it not in the offseason desu
>>68451161
You are a pretty bad poster
>>68451183
your complaint has been registered with the concerned team. our customer care representative will get in touch with you shortly.
>>68451161
Didn't need to see this
>>68451199
nice jubs shemale
>>68451209
thanks anon, i do it for my fans
going to bed now though, be good /nfl/
>99
>>68451199
>>68451233
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>68451233
>he did it again
>faggot keeps getting dubs the thread
Has p12 stolen carrmageddon's ability to get dubs?
>>68441096
>steelers
>ravens (inb4 queer ravens trips)
>steelers 75th anniversary uniforms because it looks sleek
>seahawks
>>68451330
All Steelers jerseys are ugly m8
>>68451323
Nope, that's me
>>68451340
You tried
>>68448577
>Dallas is midwest
Nigger what, midwest is shit like Ohio and Michigan not fucking Texas.
>>68451336
>still mad about the 70s bro
i bet you weren't even born then.
>>68451359
Maybe you can borrow mine
Dubs
>>68451366
Fuck
I'm.not about the 70s, I just don't like your team, but I do like the rivalry
>when everyone else in the thread is getting dubs but you
Looks like it's time to sleep
>>68451378
good shit. love the game last year. i mean the raiders lost, but it was a good game nonethless.
>>68451387
>Time to sleep
Alright Roy Batty, don't get "retired"
>>68451396
Nigga that was awful, shoot yourself
>in the leg
>>68451400
How was it awful, it was a topical and relevant reference
>>68451408
No one on this Croation swan fuckin board knows who that is
Are the bills good enough to into the playoffs
>>68440209
what does that mean?
>>68451439
>dont have marv levy as a coach anymore
not a chance
>>68451460
"When it's too hot for them, it's just right for us"
>>68451418
>no one here has seen Blade Runnder
We'll good night fagtrons
>>68451509
>runnder
>with harridson fahord
>>68451509
Lrn2type
>>68451540
>>68451572
Go to bed Old Bay
>>68451540
Go to bed Necromancarr
>>68451647
>>>/Facebook/
>dubs for pup memes
>>68441096
>pats
>Jets
>I have no fucking clue about color rush, just give us these back for a game please, pic related
>Redskins-I like that, plus desean Jackson
>>68450970
>tfw welker returns to the patriots for one last year dirt cheap and returns to 2007-2009 form to aid the avengement of 18-1.
>>68441096
>Steelers
>Ravens
>Chargers powder blues
>Giants are pretty cool
>>68450598
>confirmed man
>No me?
Nigga what?
>>68450215
have not heard that name in such a long fucking time, where has that beta fucking orbiter been in the show?
>>68451522
>>68451524
Fuck off grammer Nazis
>>68453269
He dead m8, Littlefinger killed him
sup /nfl/
>>68453269
>>68454111
Wrong one, this is the one I was looking for
>>68454128
that's right, very nice edit.
when were you wen /nrl was kill
i was sat at home sipping brain fluid when petyr ring
'/nrl is kill'
'no'
>for the first time in team history the Detroit Lions will have cheerleaders
Super Bowl confirmed.
cap'n chen!
>>68455131
How are they ever going to find attractive females in Detroit?
>>68455131
C'mon mate, you really think that is what was holding you back?
Post your pets lads, pic related it's my Chin/k/illa
>>68455484
my dogger, Kaiser
>>68455635
>naming your dog Caesar
How beta can you be?
>>68455834
My dog's name is Sweetie.
>>68455992
Mine's named Scout after Scout Finch, not that I expect any of you uncultured Mongoloids to know who that is
>>68455484
Old rattos, god rest their soul.
>>68456026
I had a mouse named Paste I used to snuggle with, then it got cancer and died.
>>68456026
People with pet rats need to end up on a FBI watch list
>>68456014
>That book
>Cultured
>>68456099
Calm down Lennie
>>68455834
he's a german shepherd you fucking moron. i tried being nice to you but you're an absolute faggot.
>>68456246
It is pretty beta to name a dog after Julius Caesar, a man whose name means "emperor" in half the countries of the world. Animals are beneath man and you in your infinite betaness elevated your pet above yourself
>>68455635
>2 syllable pet names
>>68456341
It's a name for a pet you autistic fuck
He's still the owner
The dog still shits outside and drinks from a bowl and sleeps on the ground
The dog doesn't tell him what to do
>>68456341
im not home all day shitposting on /nfl/, so he's the emperor of my house when im not dwelling in it
If the Cavs win, will it be a worse choke than 18-1?
>>68456341
Can't believe I'm agreeing with Oldgay, he is pretty good when it comes to calling out Patriots faggotry I've noticed
>>68456474
Nothing will ever be worse than 18-1
>>68456440
>>68456441
nice damage control
>>68456108
why?
>>68456522
>look, he's supporting his own case! but evidently in my own eyes, i'm right! therefore damage control
god damn where the fuck is sean
>>68456522
oh, cute pet store chinchilla btw
>>68456608
My Chin/k/illa would fuck your meme breed dog up
>Joey Bosa holding out of mandatory minicamp amid contract dispute
>>68456888
What's there even to dispute with the rookie wage spell?
>>68456994
His agent wants the team to pay for all 4 years of his contract even if they let him go -- which means he could get paid by two teams.
>>68457045
he wants bust insurance?
>>68457075
His agent does, anyway.
>>68457075
>>68457083
Makes sense for Bosa, but the new wage scale pays rookie pennies in comparison to what rooks used to make and what veterinarians currently make, plus first round picks now have that first round 5th year option, Sandy Ego should just pay Bosa what he wants for now
>>68456014
>a book 90% of the country reads in middle school
>cultured
>>68457474
like you even know how to read
>>68451020
Carr FTW.
>>68457604
in middle school i could, don't know about now
>>68455484
I found a turtle. He has no name though.
Pic related, he's the Judge Holden of the NFL the only difference is he has hair
>>68457800
1. That a tortoise or at the least a terrapin
2. Name him Yurtle
>>68457800
I fukn love turtles
>Breshard Perriman does not have ACL tear
>the state of the rest of the AFC
>>68457929
>>68458053
>Young Derek Carr
>tfw just found out Joe Montana is an anti-gun cuck
It hurts.
>tfw they're all sleeping on the puckers
Good....good
>>68458683
autism
>>68458705
>Actually calling people autistic
It's just assumed here, no need to point it out
>>68458913
i'd say that post was especially autistic, but you're right, it's kind of redundant
>>68458038
Perriman wasn't even a good draft pick dude. He has stone hands and is a shit route runner.
And the odds are great that he'll get injured again.
>>68458529
>played in California
>anything but a cuck by default
>#Cowboys RB Darren McFadden suffered a broken elbow in a home accident & will have surgery today. Should be back by the end of training camp
>McGlassman
>>68459609
tbf he was probably 3rd on the depth chart at this point after morris and elliott
still funny tho
>>68459698
>Zeek
>not #1
Black twitter is such a dark and mysterious world
>>68440479
Those 916 feels
>>68459841
>Zeke
>#1
DELETE THIS
>>68459609
And? he will still be available most of the season and we have 2 runningbacks better than him
>>68462026
it's happening friend
>>68460291
its drake, grandpa
>>68462092
>we have 2 runningbacks better than him
no, The Dallas Cowboys (not (You) or we as previously stated), dont.
>>68463508
i would easily pick alfred morris or ezekiel elliott over mcfadden m8, don't know why you wouldn't
>>68463508
Sorry but im a true fan. And as a true fan i can use the Holy trinity of pronouns (We Us Our/My) when refering to my team. Get fucked you casual bandwagoner nobody
Am I the only one that wants the series to go to 7 just so that I don't have to see it end on a fucking thursday?
>>68463557
always had a soft spot for the guy
He was always injured for the raiders and I think he would be a lot better if he wasnt so injury prone
>>68463610
whatever you need to tell yourself
>>68463694
sorry you dont consider yourself a true fan of your team. Thats pretty sad.
But lets get back to the talking point at hand: The McFadden injury literally has 0% impact atm
>>68463759
I do, I just dont autistically associate myself with a an organization that doesnt know me that also contains a group of people that dont know me, and most likely never will
however, considering the depth the Cowboys have at RB I believe you to some extent. Ezekiel hasnt proven himself yet and Morris should do quite well
>>68463886
no. once you start policing words of other fans you automatically lose your credibility of being a true fan. sorry. maybe youll get your true fan card back in a few years.
>>68463967
If that is true, and it is also true in your eyes I am not a true fan, you are policing the words of another fan. ergo, (You) are not a true fan
*unsheathes katana*
- Romo is going to throw less times than Russell Wilson.
- Romo will lead the league in Passer Rating.
- Romo will have a career low Int%
- Romo will lead the league in TD%
- Romo will play at least 14 games in the regular season
- The Cowboys have two 1,000 yard recievers
- The Cowboys will rush for over 3000 yards
- The Cowboys will have the #1 offense
- Cowboys will score over 30 points a game
- Cowboys defense will be a Top 10 Defense
- Cowboys will play in the NFCCG
>>68464082
pssh... no es intimo...cholo... *salsas behind you* AY!YAI!YAI!... *starts dancing around sombrero* heh...es no problemo... *shakes maracas into the sunset on el burro*
>>68463508
My bad, I don't listen to top 40 artists
>>68460291
>>68463508
>>68464346
>tfw didn't even know drake was a musician until that "call me on my cell phone" video became a meme, which I still haven't watched
>tfw just thought he was a famous raptors fan like fireman ed or something
I think I liked it better under the rock, it was more civilized there.
>>68464254
>throw less times than Russell Wilson
>finish 14 games
No.
>>68448727
how can anyone hate a guy like LeBron?
he plays with heart and just wants to win a championship for a city that has been down on their luck for a long time and bring them happiness
Ready to see a Raiders Owl again.
>>68464947
http://niceme.me
>>68464479
Drake is pretty much our generation's Michael Jackson
>>68465141
but Michael Jackson was also the face of music for white people, I can't even understand what the fuck Drake is saying when he "sings".
>>68464479
To be fair, any genre of music has people like Drake who are equally famous for just "doing things" as they are for their music. Blake Shelton and Carrie Underwood for country, KISS (fuck Gene Simmons) and Motley Crue for rock, etc. It's just that pop has an obscene amount more than the other genres
>>68465028
>knows it's true but doesn't want to admit it
>better say it's a meme!
soon
it looks bad
>>68459698
Idk my man McFadden looked good last year
With no passing threat to unload the box and only 12 games he put up 1000 yds
That's breddy gud
And if the cowboys know what's best for them they will give Morris and McFadden at least 85% of the reps through the first 6-9 games and let Zeke slowly get going over the season until they need to make a playoff push in the last 6 games then unleash him fully and let him run wild into the playoffs
>>68465255
>I can't even understand what the fuck Drake is saying when he "sings".
>>68465330
I just don't want to hash this out again for the 20th time, when people have already made my points in other threads hundreds if not thousands of times.
>>68465285
>It's just that pop has an obscene amount more than the other genres
well yeah, that's the point of it being called pop, isn't it?
>>68465255
>I can't even understand what the fuck Drake is saying when he "sings".
>>68465330
He's a memeior fan
>>68465372
they're not going to have a choice about playing Zeke with Morris's fumbling and McFadden's broken bones
>>68464836
>hand the ball off 30+ times a game
>throw max 20 times
>play 14 games at the least in the regular season
Pick 3
>>68465255
Are you serious?
K.Dot > J. Cole > Drake
"Hau'oli's ACL can be repaired if it were the first ACL, not the third."
>>68465141
>>68464479
>>68460291
>Drake
>These are some actual lyrics from a "hit" by Drake
Bitch I go to Dreams with a suitcase
I got my whole country on a new wave
She like, "I heard all your niggas stay where you stay"
House so big I haven't seen them boys in two days
Bitch, I use a walkie talkie just to get a beverage
I saw my parents split up right after the wedding
That taught my ass to stay committed, fuck a credit
Bitch check the numbers, I'm the one who really get it
>>68465656
Drake's just there to fuck Russell's wife
>>68465520
>Russell
>Throwing even 20 times a game
unlikely
>>68465811
This picture makes sense
2 people that are utterly terrible at their professions together
>>68465576
You're just retarded if you don't understand that
>dolphin beat writers giving biweekly updates about kickers
>>68466027
You dont think thats possible with no Lynch? Wilson is going to have his highest throw attempts of his career this year most likely
>>68466344
They'll probably just run it more with Rawls.
>>68466297
it's minicamp season, what do you expect
>>68466251
Being understandable and being quality lyrics are wildly different things m8
>>68466408
Ill bank more on Wilson throwing more than Rawls being able to pick up the same workload as Lynch in his first year.
>>68441096
>Cowboys
>Vagiants
>Chargers Powder Blue jerseys
>Jets
>>68441096
Jags
Titans
Dolphins throwbacks
Falcons but I don't mind the NFC South as a whole
starting a new franchise mode /nfl/, what team should my player go to
>>68468445
Eagles
>>68468445
Raiders.
>>68469060
>>68469301
doing a QB since any other position kinda sucks to play, so eagles makes more sense
what's his name /nfl/? dubs gets it
>>68469720
Robert Bubbles.
>>68469720
zyklon ben
>#Broncos & LB Brandon Marshall have a new extension: 4 yrs, $32M with $20M in guarantees. Through 2020.
>>68469720
Aspercreme Sphongle
>>68469720
Lex Plorer
>>68469720
Eat-Dat Pussy
>>68469720
Reid Nuggit
>>68469720
JaMarcus Russell, a 1-for-1 remake if he's not available as a free agent.
>>68469720
Kimberly McAllister
>>68469720
Assflaps Bendover
>>68469720
Helga Randyfanny
>>68469720
Patrick Bateman
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 10m10 minutes ago
#Broncos & LB Brandon Marshall have a new extension as @MikeKlis & @TroyRenck said. 4 yrs, $32M with $20M in guarantees. Through 2020.
>>68469720
Omar Mateen, make him a gunslinger
>>68470699
0/10 get, didn't even chortle.
kys tripfaggot
>>68470768
I hear writing about it in your diary will help
>>68470983
My point stands. No one would miss you if you offed yourself right now. Do it.
Raider Nation
>>68470699
top kek
since you got the get you can choose whichever name you want, but i'll go with this one if ya want, even though it's gonna get old real quick
>>68471279
make him #2
>>68471064
>>68470768
Faggot
>>68471279
max out everything below the waist and make everything else as small as possible pls
>>68472402
>tripfag jumps in to defend another tripfag
Tippity top kek it's like I'm in the cancer ward
>>68470768
>>68470983
Pls no bully ;_;
S/he's already being bullied by his/her family and /cfb/
thank you based bmarsh
>>68440479
really gay pic broe
here we go boys, fuck da falcunts
>>68472701
Sim it faggot
>>68441096
Rasm
49ers, but seahawks are getting close.
None, our throwbacks are based
Chargers
>>68472641
BMarsh will fill nicely once Von is gone
I found this new meme guys, its a dinosaur named Pepe and he gets into all kinds of wacky hi-jinks. Really funny you should check it out
>>68473153
That's a fucking worm, you idiot.
>>68473195
>>68473153
Are you two fucking stupid?
JUST DUDE WEED MY SHIT UP
>>68473870
Don't cross the memes
>>68473870
LMAO
"Meme" is fascinating if you think about it. It's the prime example of something being used ironically so often that it imploded and started being used unironically just as often. I remember when everyone on this site cringed at the sight of that word.
>>68473870
>Letting your stoner RB hang out with snoop all offseason
Sick of the dumb negro culture with this team.
>>68474076
Stoolers really are the niggest team in the NFL
>>68474112
And yet you didn't bandwagon them
>>68474112
The AFC North as a whole is just Niggerific.
>>68472701
GODDAMN IT, HOLD SHARE BUTTON DOWN
COPY IMAGE TO USB
PRESERVE THE QUALITY
>Elvis Dumervil underwent preventative surgery and should be back for training camp
>>68474273
Quiet woman, the """"""""""man"""""""""" is playing
>>68474157
I don't bandwagon anyone fagtron
>>68474368
Nigga pls
THIS IS HOW YOU POST SCREEN SHOTS
>>68472701
>Starting QB: Helga Randyfanny
kek
How good are the Raiders going to be this season?
11-5? 10-6?
>>68474422
>People actually think Kelichi Osemele will do well in Oakland
lel
>>68474475
6-10? 5-11?
Madden 16's draft prospect name generator is all messed up
>>68474540
Are you retarded?
>>68474549
No, I'm just not a homer who's only been watching that shit team since 2014.
>>68474575
Ive been a Giants fan since my birth in 1992
How am I a Raiders homer?
>>68474540
This
>falcons
Team Leaders:
H. Randyfanny
333 yards, 18/30 (60% completion), 4 TDs
D. Sproles
78 yards, 17 attempts
J. Matthews
109 yards, 6 receptions, 3 TDs
Z. Ertz
139 yards, 8 receptions, 1 TD
>>68474273
>USB
too much work
>tiki shitting up /mlb/
>>68474549
This.
Raiders objectively improved and their schedule got easier. They're winning a minimum of 8 games only an idiot would think otherwise.
