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St. George Illawarra Dragons vs Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs.
Game starts at 4:00PM AEST at ANZ Stadium.
Cronulla Sharks vs North Queensland Cowboys.
Game starts at 7:00PM AEST at Sharks Stadium.
first for melbourne still being under the radar
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""based"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" dogs
good morning
>first game features two of the worst most boring attacking teams in the league
>second game features the two best and most entertaining attacking teams in the league
mixed feel t.b.h.
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>68404563
Kys
Elite knowledge from /nrl/'s leading tipster and rugby league expert:
The Basedogs are about to go on a big winning streak and it will all begin tonight with a 26 point win.
>tfw you know you have definitely won your sc h2h but there's still 2 games to go
Ugh
>tfw thought cows sharks was on at 4pm and stopped playing my game for it
>tfw can't be fucked to play again
>tfw don't wanna watch this trash
>>68405880
>i stopped one lazy thing for another
>too lazy to start lazy "hobby" again
commit suicide
>Myles injured
>lillyman in the Qld side
Gavin Cooper will never get his chance, will he?
sharks will unironically annihilate the cowboys and jt doctor of petroleum will drink a pint of petrol and die
>>68405989
When are you gonna ask her to Suncorp lad?
>>68406013
She's coming to Origin 2 with me.
>>68406031
post tickets
>those sick camera angles
>>68406137
rich motherfucker
>>68406137
>Alex Hobbs
lmao
>>68406141
>can spend $400
>rich
>>68406188
Well, he's also spending $650 twice a week for a prostitute, so he's definitely got more money than me.
>ywn be this rich, handsome and muscular
>>68406210
Is that Alex Hobbs?
>>68406210
leave alex alone
>Alex """"""""""Hobbs""""""""""" has revealed himself
>>68406210
Wrong Alex.
>>68406236
You mean Josh Reynolds has revealed himself
>>68406241
>this dog ugly cunt posts on /sp/
>>68406210
LGTSS
>white """"people""""
>Kerrod "The Dreamboat" Holland
>tfw Ivan is itt
Where is Mr Alex Hobbs
>>68406297
who
Where were YOU when Josh Reynolds revealed himself to be a fresh out of highschool, dog ugly newcunt?
>>68406297
>tfw Ivan and Sean are the powerhouses running this "community"
>Alex Hobbs
>>68406318
>he doesn't realise based joshy is "both" those "people"
>>68406351
'no'
I miss based Robert desu
>this game has been exciting
surprised 2bh
what was Alex "Josh Reynolds" Hobbs drinking from the subway cup lads
holland is elite lads
>blocker roach in the comm box
>>68406389
fuck this cunt is ugly, probably his own piss
>>68406390
They couldn't even qualify for Euro's lad
Based Gaz, so knowledgeable
>>68406417
Why did he retire so early?
FUCKING ELITE
Lads I missed the drama earlier in the thread. Will I be able to find it on 4pleb
>tfw unironically put $20 on 19+ bulldogs
gaz about to have an orgasm
>>68406447
Was it about Alex "dog ugly" Hobbs?
>>68406465
I think so.
>Kasiano isn't a top 10 prop
>>68406475
Fucking elite at tackle busts and creating try scoring plays. People already rate him though.
Do the players get to fuck the cheerleaders?
>this high energy game
and you cunts said this would be boring
>The most exciting game of the round involves the Dragons
Starting to feel they are only two or three players away from getting pretty elite but they need to replace Benji and Rein
>>68406558
>replace rein
shit opinion
>>68406558
Segeyaro is taking his talents to Wollongong senpai.
Honestly, Mary just needs to have them play with more enterprise in attack. He is too conservative most of the time, muh completion rates etc
Why is our community so dead today?
>>68406640
>bye rounds
>monday
>dragons game
>shit community
pick 3
>this is a Dragons home game
Why do Dragons have so many away "home" games this year
>>68406651
>shit community
past few weeks have been horrendous with that spam poster fighting the janitor. absolute autism
>>68406663
They're poor and need the guaranteed ANZ bux.
Guaranteed ANZ bux is also the reason why the Dogs and Souths are the strongest clubs in Sydney presently.
>>68406667
that was alex hobbs lad
>>68406701
is he actually the retard who fights the janny?
>that ball from kasiano
>you will never see a Dave Taylor and Sam Kasiano halves pairing
why even live bros?
>>68406706
he is known here as "josh reynolds"
>>68406718
thank fuck we know who he is now, a spastic ranga
Is Alex Hobbs related to Danel Hay?
>alex hobbs nowhere to be seen
lmao, has this cunt been exposed
BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN BASED MANN
What the fuck lads
Is Benji, dare I say it, BACK lads?
vossy bringing the north england bantz
Wheres the wide shot, he looked offside imo
>Kurt Mann is elite now after being scarred for life after that Sharks match
Widdop stands like he's constipated when he gets ready for a kick. Weird as fuck.
>>68406763
agreed, they never show it when they call it instantly
>>68406755
yeah
Oh, so now he goes upstairs.
Fuck I hate the refs this season
How do I get a qt half-polynesian gf lads? I don't want a full one they're rarely qt.
Is Alex Hobbs related to Calvin & Hobbes?
>Tfw the refs have been good this game for once
Watch tonight's game be fucked though
bulldogs about to hand the game away
Alex if your are reading this, hang in there buddy ;)
>>68406830
>few penalties
>not a lot of stopping plays for errors
game has been flowing really well
>6 again
Kek. Greenberg activated it.
>>68406842
>after years of bullying walkbro he's been exposed as nothing but a pale dog ugly pasty red head twink
>that dive
holy shit
>Dragons gifting opposition repeat sets again
Yawn
>>68406874
I can see Dragons giving up 3 more tries
Is Holland, dare I say it, the WORST kicker in the league?
>>68406857
WalkGOD wins AGAIN
How DOES he keep doing it bros?
lmao what
>>68406879
Shit, I was only kidding
#RiseForAlex
No try desu
it'll be overturned
>>68406830
You had to jinx it m8
Classic Dogs refball desu
KEK
HAHAHAH
TONY FUCKIN WILLIAMS
>watching this when gilmore girls is on
kek
KEK
tbqfh i see why they called it a try
yep that's refball
Never should have put Greenberg in charge, needed to pick an unbiased candidate
Even in after school footy at age 9 I got in shit for just throwing it in the air and catching it again
What the fuck
>>68406938
>>68406937
>>68406931
What about in the case where a player is passed the ball, and uncleanly attempts to catch it while it's propelling forward, fumbling, and eventually cleanly catches it without it one touching the ground?
st poorge fans losing it on fb lads
>Benchi
HAHAHAHAHAHA
BASED DOWNIE
Marshall being a huge grub
>>68406950
That's okay. This was completely different circumstance though.
Cheating dogs desu
Absolute LUMPS on golden point lads
Reminder that:
walkcunt is LITERALLY on suicide watch
walkcunt is LITERALLY a janny
walkcunt is LITERALLY a redditor who was recruited specifically to be a janitor here
walkcunt is LITERALLY a self confessed ban evader and shitposter
walkcunt is LITERALLY seething with fury that he can't beat an autist at his own game
walkcunt is LITERALLY furious right now because he can only hand out 15 minute blocks, and needs to beg a big strong moderator to ban people for him
walkcunt is LITERALLY an egomaniac who stays up all night in a desperate attempt to get the last post in
walkcunt is LITERALLY a retarded, obese, ugly, manlet with gyno who has no friends and is a virgin
walkcunt is LITERALLY getting BTFO in every single thread he posts in
walkcunt is LITERALLY an unemployed loser who goes on walks with his mum to the pub, and takes photos of NRL players that his mum is trying to root
I love it when walkcunt just deletes posts he dislikes regardless of whether or not they break the rules.
Also love it how he leaves up obvious shitposting just because he likes it.
Thank you based walkcunt.
God of the jannies.
>>68406984
Redditers opinion on the try
Todd Greenberg activated the magnets in the ball
Bunker is about to get BTFO post game
>>68407010
Kys redditor
>>68407010
fucking reddit nerds.
It was NOT a TRY.
>>68407016
>using twitter
worse than fakecuck
Based fucking grubdolds
>>68407024
>>68407035
based alex
Based Alex Hobbs
>>68407036
Literally only use it for things like this. I don't """"use"""" it
>>68407065
Kys redditor
Kek that was a try you fucking losers.
>>68407077
Make me 4channer
>>68407078
based alex
Will Based Duges play Origin lads?
Shigglers, I need to hear your elite opinion upon the "try"
Sean would literally destroy Alex in a street fight, you better fucking hope he never runs into you
When will McGregor be sacked? Literally no tactics in his coaching
>13+ on doggies
didn't expect to win 2bh
>>68407102
>Doubting the inner rage of the ranga
>>68407102
I mean maybe. I'm pretty terrible with confrontation though. Not really a violent person. He looks pretty weedy though. Like he's never had a piece of steak in his life.
>>68407101
Please refer to all the salty """"refball""" and """"Greenberg influences refereeing in Bulldogs games"""" posts ITT for my opinion.
Not too perturbed however as I tipped the Dogs.
>>68407115
This has been true in most cases I've found. I knew a shit load of red heads in high school and they all suffered from anger issues.
>>68407103
Not for a while, he makes the UFC a lot of money
Is Walkcunt the most prosaic example of a human "being" there is? I have never encountered anybody else so incredibly basic and full of platitudes.
What's the latest on the Mary sacked and Toovey hired as Dragons coach situation?
I bet walkcunt genuinely thought his UFC comment was funny.
>>68407161
>alex in damage control
>>68407140
no wonder josh reynolds is always seething over sean, he must have been bullied by a big strong and muscular disciple of walkgod all his life
>tfw based RoosterGOD completely and utterly BAMBOOZLED everyone here yet AGAIN
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/warrandyte/sport/2-x-2016-state-of-origin-game-2-tickets/1115133413
rip in peace lads
Munster will kill >us next week
>>68407161
>>68407003
Elite truth bombs right here.
>>68407206
>this game aired on win tv
why the fuck don't we get this on 9?
>>68407223
You are absolutely fucking retarded m8.
Kill yourself.
Gianna buddy, are you present?
Think you might sneak this one.
>>68407202
How does he keep doing it?
Is Roosterman just that elite, or is /nrl/ a low IQ poomunity?
>>68407237
I'm here at the moment, but I'll be heading out soon for another prostate massage.
I seriously can't get enough of her, lads.
Need to wife her ASAP.
What are you doing inbetween games lads?
gonna go for a big shit lads
>>68407202
>revealing your own joke
this is an all new low
>>68407253
Do you think she will still charge you once you are married?
>>68407257
Might pop down to the glory hole.
>>68407257
Listening to In Rainbows.
>>68407272
Nah, she'll be in another job when we are married.
Which is a good thing too, because if I see her again tonight, thats $1350 on her in the space of three days.
>>68407289
>you will never earn $1350 in the space of 3 days
Wish I was a qt girl sometimes lads
>>68407275
Based WalkBro.
>>68407289
How much money have you spent on her total?
>>68407289
Can I come to the wedding
>>68407289
>anon doesn't realise it's incredibly common to fall in love with prostitutes
>>68407284
Reckoner > All I need > Down is the new up > 15 step > Jigsaw Falling into Place > House of Cards > Videotape > Nude > rest
>>68407311
Well I saw her basically once a week every week in 2010, and maybe a quarter of a year in 2011. Spent about $300 each time I saw her then.
Then she disappeared for a while, but since she resurfaced a few months ago I've seen her 3 times, not including tonight.
I'd say roughly $20,550 give or take.
Is 24 a good age to give up and just start fucking prostitutes and doing drugs?
I'm getting sick of the hangovers from going out and drinking, and I have a job and income to pay for prostitutes and drugs semi-regularly now.
I don't think I'll ever be able to get a gf.
Roosters are fucking BACK lads
Hope you haven't lost faith
>>68407351
Who?
>>68407323
If this is Sean, Joshy, or RoosterGOD then yes you can come.
>>68407334
Nice list lad. AMSP was incredible imo. What'd you think?
>>68407346
No age is a good age when drugs are involved.
>>68407374
It wasn't me, but I'd attend.
>>68407374
Do I get a plus one?
>>68407400
+2 actually.
I need to fill out my half of the Church.
>>68407409
I want to bring JFBF and Milky.
>>68407375
I've only heard Burn the witch which was alright. Generally radioheads music doesn't click with me until like a year after i've first heard it
>>68407412
SHIGGIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>68407339
Do you think she was in gaol for that time she was "away." ?
>>68407412
Can't bring any other 4chan personalities unless they are girls, or can pass as a qt girl. So I guess milky can come if he's in make up and a dress. No idea what jfbf looks like though
>>68407414
It's a great album man. I'm sure you'd like it. What else have you been listening to this year?
Does anyone want to join my Spotify family. I will pay $17 a month and you can have up to 6 accounts connected, so if we get 6 you guys can just direct deposit $2.50 into my account each month?
Just borrowed Phenomenology of the Spirit from the library lads.
When is Roosterman gonna marry Dragongirl lads?
>>68407430
jfbf is a manlet asian with longish hair
>>68407441
I just went back to pirating from apple music. I prefer the reliability off offline storage. I've had issues with streaming services in the past wiping my offline cache and lose thousands of songs.
Just borrowed The Doors of Perception from the library lads
>>68407428
No, because prostitution is legal and regulated here.
My guess is she was retired from the industry for a while and tried to make a profession buying/selling property; she did mention years ago she has 2 houses in Maroochydore.
Also she could have gone home to England for a while as well, because her mum still lives there.
>>68407445
>tfw used to love reading as a teenager
>lost interest because of internet addiction
I've got about three or four books ready to read but I struggle to focus solely on the one thing at once.
>>68407431
unironically kpop, thats it
>>68407430
JFBF is an incredibly tall, attractive, successful man.
Just like most Roosters supporters
t. Not JFBF
rori is getting yelled at
:(
>>68407464
I'm struggling to not to be mean, but that wouldn't achieve anything. Enjoy it I guess. I just try to enjoy things from all genres, although I'd be lying if I said hip hop wasn't my preferred.
>>68407467
If jfbf can bring some girls with him, then he can come.
Weekly Biggest August Power Level Rating Guy here.
I am currently unable to access my documents used for monitoring this rounds threads. I estimate I will post again with the full lists within the hour.
>>68407471
Bit over music 2bh, so I just listen to a couple of songs at work when I need to blank out the boredom. Its more about the catchy melodies than being one of those "people" that actually care about kpop
>>68407496
Fair enough. It's pretty much something I can't live without. Although I hate having to associate with /mu/. That board is god fucking awful. But that's just going over old ground.
BRAITHE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>68407463
You should read Hegel, pretty good way to ease yourself back into it.
Cowboys will steamroll a sloppy Cronulla side lads.
Im going to have my wedding at my local Church of WalkBro
>>68407521
It's not that I don't enjoy it when I do it, it's that I can only do it for really short periods of time. When I was younger and the internet and smartphones were less prevalent I could read for hours on end. Now? barely 30-45 minutes once every few months. I miss immersing myself into that fantasy world of books. It was amazing.
>>68407524
Nulla is going to fuck em up worse than the riots
>>68407530
Didn't realise there were Satanists here.
>>68407524
Good post.
>>68407545
I said WalkBro NOT WalkDEVIL
Based fucking Croatia, lads.
>>68407545
Sean is an atheist.
>>68407578
Dropped.
Christine McQueen is my regular prostitute.
I should marry her and have a double wedding.
>>68407587
>believing in the magic jew in the sky
>>68407578
Why would he believe in another god when he is the only one?
Daily reminder that the world is flat and you've been fed the globe lie your whole life.
Who /e3/ here lads?
>>68407594
That Laura Csortan chick used to work at a brothel in Bondi. She apparently charged through the fucking roof but was a top notch root
>>68407609
>video games
>>68407609
Fat Underaged Video Game Loser
>>68407609
mafia 3 looks pretty good desu, reminds me of the scarface game
>>68407614
Source on her ever being a prostitute?
>>68407640
obviously it wasn't made public. Heard from a few people that she was working for a few months a while back. Very high end, private stuff obviously
>>68407630
I'll get it if it's like the godfather game. Love that shit.
Lisa Wilkinson was a prostitute in her early 20s.
>>68407668
I'd fuck her today.
>>68407668
hnnggg
>>68407677
Disgusting.
>>68407684
faggot
>>68407668
source
>>68407703
Don't have any peer reviewed sources, but my older brother paid for her services when he was in uni during the 80s
>Braith Anasta has rooted Erin McNaught and Jodi Gordon
Is Braith the most alpha ex-player?
>>68407594
>Naturally bisexual, Christine knows exactly what to do with a woman, from passionately licking cum from your Mrs’ fucked pussy or rimming your girlfriend’s ass as you bone her.
Seems like a classy lady.
>>68407738
That would be WalkHandsome
>>68407738
Well Shirvo fucked Thorpey which is pretty alpha
>>68407749
source
>>68407738
Cheeky slag kept Anasta's name as well. Just as bad as that hooker Nicky Watson that Eric Watson was using as a chew toy for a few years.
>>68407762
Ask any gay man in Sydney.
t. Gay man in Sydney
>>68407772
fag
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/lisawilkinson/i-never-wanted-to-be-editor-of-cleobut-am-so-proud-i-was_b_9005358.html
>>68407762
gay friend of a friend told me about it. Thorpey is a bit of a slut, but a really naive one which means he gets used a lot
>>68407772
based matt
>>68407770
>Nicky Watson
My first fap if I remember right
hi
>>68407770
Is Nicky Watson related to Shane Watson?
Just wait and see
>>68407841
We'll see
>>68407841
we'll see
Babies are expensive Anon, will you step up and be a man?
>>68407857
>>68407860
Just wait.
Based Wade Graham.
Hope he does that in Origin.
>>68407865
>My swimmers don't swim after not wearing my PPE's whilst handling chemicals on the farm
Jokes on them - I never wanted kids in the first place.
Barba gonna go off like a frog in a sock
>>68407614
Laura Csortan is having a baby lads.
>>68407912
It's mine desu.
I forgot to wear a condom when I paid for her last time.
>>68407912
Bold move to be a solo mum at 40, is she expecting Women's Day cheques for the rest of her life?
>Luke Lewis getting btfo by an abo manlet
KEK, someone get this geriatric off the field
>>68407952
Put him back on the wing where he belongs
didn't dick smith go out of business?
Gets punched, gets penalised. Man the refs are so good in our game.
Tamou is a little bitch, Fifita would eat him.
Should've known this was gonna be a grubfest.
fuck yeh loving the heat in this game
Sharks are getting manhandled. They will score soon thoughm
Luke Rooney > Luke Lewis
>>68408001
Maloney deserved both tbqh
>>68408024
Good analysis, Sean.
Are the Cowboys, dare I say it, the most refballed team in the league?
fuck me coote is a great fb
>>>/pol/77085071
Walkcunt you okay mate?
>>68408036
I'm not even posting lad.
>>68408038
It's a premiership thing. Happened to souths after 2014.
Ennis picking fights with guys lying prone on their backs. He's so tough and impressive.
Gallen owning Tamo-just-nono
Are we finally going to see a punch on after all this time in this game?
50 more tackles? That's 10 more sets of 6 in 20 minutes. Jesus.
>>68408064
I want to see that baboon Tamou get smacked
>>68408066
>50 tackles
>10 more sets of six
>10 times 6 = 50
>my literal face when Tamou signs with Penrith and NEVER plays Origin again, like Merrin
Are the sharks, dare I say it, exposed?
>It's an Ennis fucks up a really good attacking opportunity episode
>>68408083
He's probably the only player that I dislike more than JT.
Cronulla getting exposed right now lads.
Other NRL clubs take note, this is two quality teams going their hardest and giving it their all.
every time I hear paul gallen try to communicate with the ref a part of me dies
>>68408099
>Matthew Head plays the best match of his life: The Game
>>68408105
>6-0
>exposed
ARE YOU SERIOUS
DID THIS CUNT SWALLOW A FUCKING WHISTLE AND ITS GOING OFF WITH EVERY BREATH?!
>>68408138
Feel like I'm at the game
Good post
Sharks getting robbed.
Grubnulla are back lads.
They were playing well without much dirty rubbish the past month or so, but it's all coming back now.
They will not progress far in the finals.
>>68408144
alex pls
>>68408149
fucking hate the cowboys. my family think i'm crazy for thinking jt is a whinging cry baby when shit doesn't go his way
>>68408162
He's an abo, that should go without saying
>>68408151
>implying Grubnulla went anywhere
Most disgusting team of the last 10 years lad.
COOTE FUCKING EXPOSED
BASED VALENTINE HOLMES
Based elite analysis from Mini
FUCKING BASED
>Coote is a good defensive fullback
One of the tries of the season
Wtf that second burst of speed was ridiculous
POOTE FUCKING EMBARRASSED HOLY SHIT ANKLES FUCKING BROKEN
Fuark that was so sexy
>>68408174
'no'
>mfw
second half is gonna be tough as fuck
Where's the fucking sin bin?
Who'd we all tip lads?
Sharkies here.
>ennis STILL not in the bin
>>68408242
/sharks/ too desu
>>68408242
Cowboys 1-5
Expecting a golden point
sharks have been inept in attack
they were lucky for that intercept
>>68408242
Sharks as well. Now that the refs have put the whistle away the game is flowing and becoming entertaining. Too bad it took half an hour
I think we WILL see a field goal in the first half.
christ Mini's commentary is bad. Blocker Roach was way better in the previous game, he was actually very insightful and chimed into the conversation well
>>68408258
Some elite analysis ITT
>>68408261
Fuck up cunt
Mini is GOAT
I love it how poosterbitch takes his trip off when defending Mini
Where did my post go?
>tfw your stream decides to fuck up five minutes before half time
REEEEE
Why was the referee telling them to watch out for a field goal attempt?
>>68408312
maybe he was telling the touchies to see if it hits
>>68408340
WALKGOD
Roosterman.
>>68408340
Sean
Sean.
>>68408354
Look at that muscular definition, damn!
>>68408354
>>68408357
WHO WINS?
>>68408340
/sp/
Will we see a sin bin in the second half?
>>68408357
My arms are bigger than that now.
>>68408357
>tfw I will never be this based, elite, or muscular
>>68408289
>>68408294
Haven't taken my trip off since trip cred tally days.
Fuck up cunt
SEAN AND ROOSTERMAN
POST UPDATED PICS OF GUNS
YOU'VE BOTH HAD A YEAR OR SO FOR GAINS
>>68408357
Sean's forearms are unironically muscular as fuck 2bh.
>>68408357
>those bingowings
KEK
>ben barba
>4 daughters
>0 sons
KEK, nice "genetics" you have there
>tfw you still have lube up your butthole
>>68408403
Ivan controls this community m8.
honestly I feel like every time a ball comes loose the ref just flips a coin in his head as to whether it is scrum or penalty
>>68408411
Nice low resolution m8.
At least you delivered though.
Will Roosterman respond?
>>68408430
I cropped myself out. It does look pretty shit. I'll try and take a better pic soon.
Paul "small" Gallel is the most whinging crybabby in the league.
Cordner and Maloney worked much better together. Graham doesn't run lines properly, he likes to stop and step inside
>>68408425
This. Strip rule is shit.
>>68408441
This. Cordner needs to sign with Cronulla.
>>68408411
>sean is actually muscular
that ball was flat as my sister
Pass was 2 metres forward.
I've noticed Cronulla get away with that a lot.
>>68408475
It must be a conspiracy to create an all Sydney grand final, right Johnathan?
>>68408430
Wasn't going to but Walkbro did so had to reply
>>68408486
You are allowed to flex
>>68408486
Based RoosterGOD.
What are you weighing in at these days?
>>68408486
Bigger guns than Sean, plus unafraid to have face in the photo.
Care to respond, WalkBro?
Based mini dropping some elite analysis right there
>>68408508
>bigger guns than sean
m8 he looks smaller than the original photo
Cowboys are struggling to roll the Cronulla forwards onto their back. They're not really known to be a "wrestling" team but they are really losing the wrestle.
>>68408486
looking lean and mean m8, love it
>>68408524
It'll bite the Sharks later on when they're all gassed
New proposed rule for /nrl/
Only big dick pimps are allowed to post from now on. Sorry Roosterman but you don't qualify
HA SUCK SHIT CUNT
finally, thank you based refs
Cordner would have scored there
>it's a sharks have a billion repeat sets but can't score a try episode
>>68408538
Yeah the Cowboys love to chuck on Matt Scott, Tamou and Taumololo around the 60 minute mark and just steamroll teams
>>68408552
this. they're on the backfoot, sharks try was imminent but they'll settle for 2 instead. fucking cucks
kek
KEK
K-E-K
sin bin desu
>>68408508
Why do I do this shit
Ball was fair game right there.
>>68408582
Looking a bit pudgy mate
>>68408582
For a laugh mate and for the (You)'s
>>68408582
trim your armpit pubes m8, jesus
>>68408582
Because you are desperately lonely
>>68408586
Yeah I'm struggling to lose weight. Shit sucks.
>>68408582
>35% body fat and unkempt hair
at least fucking cut some of it off man, that shit is disgusting
>>68408599
You said you were low test and had mild gyno last year.
Did you end up seeing a doctor about HRT?
>>68408601
Kek. I know I'm a little overweight but absolutely no way near 35%.
>>68408606
Results were just from one test. Never had low test. No gyno either. Had another test only a few weeks ago and results were plum normal.
>>68408612
Are you a hermaphrodite?
>>68408588
Fair point lad. You look skinnier in your current photo. You lost weight or muscle?
>75% possession
>can't score a try
This post will jinx it though
>>68408633
kek
heres an early (You)
BREAKING:
JAMES TAMOU CONFIRMED GOING TO THE ROOSTERS
JT FUCKING BODIED LMAO
>>68408620
Both.
S I N B I N
I
N
B
I
N
Just fuck my Origin career up senpai
Holy fuck.
Should be sent for that.
No Origin for Wade Graham either
Based Graham
Pick that man Laurie
Grubnulla Ltd.
>>68408653
You lift weights or anything?
can't stand JT but the way teams target him is disgusting tbqhwy
>>68408669
Seemed accidental imo. He tried to help him up instantly.
granville is annoying as fuck. you're not fooling anyone cunt
>>68408668
Nah bro.
Absolute fucking rubbish call.
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
BLACK CUNT BTFO
>refball
REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L
>ball goes backwards
>knocked on
sick of this shit happening in the nrl.
>>68408687
Fair enough man.
Helpful reminder that Cronulla have received much more favourable calls this game.
>Gallen STILL whinging
you would think this guy would grow up
kek
rip in peace sharks streak
Instant Karma
>>68408708
This desu.
>>68408708
this 2bh
Why can't we have a strong Souths and Roosters with the current mob of strong teams?
It seems like there can only ever be a small number of really strong teams every year
Just came on here to say fuck me the refs have been hard on the sharks and soft on the cows
Neutral supporter
ps get mustered poosterman
JT drop goal incoming
KEK
Bird for Origin desu
>porgan
Hahahahah fucking shit cunttttt
Fuck Morgan is having a shocker that's three knock ons this game.
Taumalolo isn't supposed to be that fast
Morgan's brain is still scrambled from Klemmer's humongous dick
Just came on here to say fuck me the refs have been hard on the cows and soft on the sharks
Neutral supporter
ps get mustered poosterman
>>68408766
He's always been fast you fucking casual
JAMES "CLUTCHLORD" MALONEY
Based Kevin Bacon
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
JT MAD AS FUCK
Morgan worst on ground. He threw the game away
morgan is shit tbqh
BASED FUCKING DECISION. SEND HIM FOR 10 CUNT
Based Andrew Fifita desu
Cronulla getting tonnes of refball tonight.
>>68408768
BASED Vonny
God bless BBQ
Sharks deserve the win. Cowboys looked like zombies most of the time on attack and defence.
Going to drop out of the top 5000 overall this week lads. Sorry for letting /nrl/ down
Must have had a few too many and opened my tinder up to 40+ over the weekend, getting some absolutely tragic matches lads.
>inb4 morgan try
>MICHAEL MORGAN
TOPPEST FUCKING KEK LADS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Morgan literally lost the game single-handedly
>sharks have beaten cowboys and broncos as their """""""""good"""""""""" fuck up both games
JT probably has wet dreams of fucking destroying Linnett at night
I'm not watching the game, what did Morgan do?
>tfw 7/8
tipped raiders
>>68408887
passed it to his teammate's feet
>>68408807
Source mate
>>68408887
Dropped the ball about a thousand times.
>>68408874
Top 4% is good.
Top 1% is great.
>>68408905
Gross.
>>68408891
im 7/8 too, tipped bunnies.....don't know why
So where's the fucking NSW team?
6/8 this week
how you boys go?
>>68408891
titans and rabbits here. pretty shit decision i m o
>>68408887
threw the intercept that resulted in the sharks only try
>He doubted the GOATnulla Sharks
>He actually, unironically, sincerely rates the North Queensland Homebabbyrefballbabbyboys
>>68408930
Yeah I thought of tipping Titans. Glad I decided against it.
>>68408921
Bunnies are fading back into obscurity again.
>>68408921
Same with me mate. Did not believe in the Tigers-Souths bogey.
Reminder that grubnulla only won due to refball.
Reminder that grubnulla will not be winning the premiership this year, as they do NOT have "what it takes".
>EVERYONE is talking about the sharks
>NO ONE is talking about melbourne
I went 7/8 .. A bit pissed about the ol' Cowboys though...
>>68408959
>>68408962
cuckboys pls go
>>68408934
OK I will.
>>68408963
Vunivalu will score 4 tries in the grand final
>>68408963
Melbourne win games all the time and have been good the past 10 years
cronulla never use to win games up until mid last season and were shit for 15 odd years
that's why
ROOSTERS ARE FUCK8NG BACK CUNT
>>68408989
>until mid last season
Watching them go from 12th to top 4 or however close they were was great.
>>68409008
Thanks walkcunt.
Will Eels eventually get back into the 8? Or is it too late now?
>EVERYONE is talking about the Raiders
>NO ONE is talking about the Dragons
all part of the plan
How many players do YOU have for SC next week?
1. Matt Moylan
2. Blake Ferguson
3. Michael Jennings
4. Josh Morris
5. Josh Mansour
6. James Maloney
7. Adam Reynolds
8. Aaron Woods
9. Robbie Farah
10. James Tamou
11. Wade Graham
12. Josh Jackson
13. Paul Hallen
14. Dylan Walker
15. Greg Bird
16. David Klemmer
17. Andrew Fifita
ladies and gentlemen, your NSW "team" for game 2
http://www.triplem.com.au/sydney/sport/nrl/news/2016/6/andrew-johns-takes-aim-at-newcastle-knights/
Is he right lads? Is it all Hodkinson's fault?
NSW team is the same except Graham for Cordner lads.
Yep, Walker is still in it
>>68409055
>no Tedesco
>no Dugan
I'm going for Queensland lads.
>no Tedesco
JUST
>>68409085
>>68409086
>thinking shitdesco is up to it
Yeah, he's really doing the Tigers a world of good.
>>68409054
Not enough.
JFBF can pencil in a win for next round.
>>68409085
>>68409086
>LE TEDESCO MAYMAY
literally, LITERALLY overrated shit
>>68409097
>>68409108
Moylan is absolute shit pham
>Fergushit
>Reynolds
>Dylan Walker somehow not the worst of the stupid picks
>>68409097
They literally won on the weekend m8.
>walkcunt
>wade gayham (won't play though due to suspension, thankfully)
>moylan over tedesco
>>68409058
Yes and no. Hodkinshit should've never been bought in the first place, you don't save a shit team with a shit player. But at the same time, he should at least be lending his experience to all the new guys and he clearly isn't doing that.
Knights management is still the number one cause of the state of the team though.
>>68409144
>wining 1 game against a shit side is something worth bragging about
Uh huh.
>>68409161
>nsw origin players
>getting suspensions
The sharks should have won by more than that. They had so many sets on the cowboys line. Cowboys had like one set on the sharks line in the second half and nearly scored twice.
>>68409167
>Knights management is still the number one cause of the state of the team though
Nah, they cleaned out most of the trash (Bennett, Hagan, Tinkler). Matt Gidley won't get another term as CEO either.
>1. Tedesco
>2. Hopoate
>3. Dugan
>4. Leilua
>5. Mansour
>6. BBQ
>7. Arey
>8. Fafita
>9. Peats
>10. Gallen
>11. Cartwright
>12. Graham
>13. Merrin
>14. Bird (Jack)
>15. James
>16. Klemmer
>17. Tamou or Woods
>18. Coote
>all this Walker bashing
Dumb penalty aside you can't expect shit from a guy with 9 and a half minutes to go. Bring him on earlier next game and see what happens then.
>>68409123
>to catch a pleb
You're making it too easy pham
>>68409186
What is this? The Casual XIII?
Anyone else reckon Laurie Daley has no clue what a utility is?
Remember when he first came in and picked Kurt Gidley despite him being absolute shithouse? Then made Sutton and Reynolds fight for it and gave Reynolds 0 (zero) minutes anyway. Now he's sticking with this Walker meme again even though he can't play his second position right
>>68409170
>a player's club's table position should determine whether or not they play Origin
TOP KEK m8.
Sometimes good players are in shit teams.
Hayne was at fucking parra and won 2 spoons.
Cowboys were literal fucking garbage until 2011, and yet Thurston was still the best half-back for the previous 5 years.
>>68409181
Cowboys have a good defense. You see the same shit in a CowboysvBroncos game. You saw it in the StormvCowboys game. Those top 4 teams all have close games like this against each other.
>>68409186
Leilua is a bit of a meme, I'd still go with one of Morris or Jennings.
Farah is fine, no need for Peats.
Also no need to drop G Bird or Jackson, they were okay in Game 1. Carty probably more suited as the interchange guy over Walker.
>>68409204
>Hayne was at fucking parra and won 2 spoons.
Hayne was overrated. He did have a decent origin series though.
>>68409190
No sane person actually blames him, but as a utility he's simply just a good centre and a mediocre 5/8, nothing more
>>68409196
Kurt Gidley, despite being shit, was a genuine utility. He shouldn't have been named (and thankfully didn't play), however he could play most positions.
>>68409192
He's chat for Origin at the moment. Both Teddy and Dugan are better options, at least they don't shirk getting tackled, they're great runners of the ball.
Moylan's a little bitch.
>>68409196
Gidley never played during the Daley era.
Moylan is a fucking joke. Dugan should be there if he's fit and if not put literally any other fullback in.
>>68409234
He was selected as a part of Daley's very first team, but was injured. Also played for the Roos that year iirc
>>68409234
He was picked for game 1 but got injured
>14. K. Gidley (c)
Let's get this bad boy to 500!
>>68409267
Easily the worst Origin team of all time
>>68409190
>>68409196
It was a sure sign that the coach is awful.
>behind with 9 minutes to go
>better throw my debutant utility on to change the game
Dog move
>>68409210
Sterling, andrew and mathew Johns thought he should be there, and ricky. Hes a huge human
Farah is fine, but fine isn't going to win you games. Need to blood a new hooker at some point.
Gbird is past it, hes not a bad player, just like Jeremy Smith isnt a bad player.
Don't mind jackson, he could play a bit of hooker too
>accusations of refball
>that heinous knock on call on Barba
Ha
>>68409229
You're just speaking in memes and probably don't even watch the games. Moylan does run it. Dugan is just """"deceptively"""" strong meme who gets up injured after every tackle, and teddy is a one trick pony who is basically just josh mansour meter eater as a fullback. GTFO with your shitfull opinions m8.
>It's just a Toovey of time
>>68409295
>and teddy is a one trick pony who is basically just josh mansour meter eater as a fullback
He is a genuinely elite draw and passer and extra man creator. Showed this trait especially in rounds 1-5 of this year
>>68409320
>implying Moylan isn't
Moylan is elite ball playing fullback, just accept it.
>>68409295
>and teddy is a one trick pony who is basically just josh mansour meter eater as a fullback
>there is someone THIS retarded, casual, newcunt and reddit posting in /nrl/ with you
>>68409295
>You're just speaking in memes
>Dugan is just """"deceptively"""" strong meme
Dugan literally would have scored in Game 1. People criticised him for not ball playing enough, but Moylan is too far in the other direction. He doesn't threaten the line enough, he's flat out 90kg; Dugan is over 100kg and a big guy.
>>68409346
Tedesco is an elite ballrunner AND ballplayer, Moylan is only the latter.
>>68409351
>judging the quality of backs in a 6v4 origin game on a wet Sydney night
Ok, now I know you're a casual
>>68409351
>Dugan is over 100kg and a big guy.
4U
But I agree with your sentiment
reminder that when Moylan passed the ball to Mansour that was knocked down by Gagai, Tedesco would've dummied and accelerated into the gap to score the try
>>68409347
>it's bad to post on reddit
Am I back in 2012 again?
>>68409361
Tedesco is not as strong as the other and should stick to ball running. Moylan is better overall
>>68409397
LITERALLY this. I am UNIRONICALLY searching on Youtube for this EXACT sequence RIGHT NOW, just to show the SEETHING Moylanfag ITT just how badly his guy EXPOSED himself.
Teddy or Dugan honestly score in the same situation.
Reminder that Queensland will win game 2 with ease and wrap up the series next Wednesday.
Remember when Tedesco played in the finals?
Remember when Tedesco got picked for Australia?
Remember when Tedesco played Origin?
>>68409425
Running the ball is more important in origin than creation. QLD shut down everything we try to create, brute force is our best opportunity. We need big, fast bodies NOT shitty fancy twinks.
Taking the gf to Origin next week, boys.
>>68409429
I'm waiting for it mate, just because it will expose your shitty memory. There was heaps of cover D, the pass was the only option.
>>68409454
Picking our team based on the QLD strength is literally why we've lost 9 out of the 10 last series.
"Not the NRL news" is the most cringeworthy shit ever, and is literally worse than anything on the Footy Show.
>>68409485
Except it's literally not Queensland's strength, NSW have had a better pack and power running game for several years now. They just have better halves and hooker.
>>68409485
Not QLD strength, physical strength.
>>68409488
This
>>68409501
>>68409502
I said "the strength" and wasn't referring to physical strength. Just picking our team to beat QLD is setting up to lose. They should pick best 17 players, and go for broke. I'm sick of boring af origin, at least if we lose it will be entertaining.
>>68409533
Well we lost Game 1 and it was the boringest Origin in a long time.
I really don't see how you could think Teddy or Dugan are "boring" players.
>>68409228
>>68409561
This show desperately needs to be cancelled.
>tfw I keep getting shadowbanned
Fucking sucks.
>>68409553
Strong runners don't win origin without anyone creating opportunity or space. You're basing their elite off of club level where they are physically more elite than the shitty tired club forwards and edge defenders. In origin, against goat players, they're boring af and get shut down fast. Literally watch all of the last 10 origins.
https://youtu.be/0kHE32jOehU?t=29m15s
>>68409618
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Cover defence my arse.
>>68409606
Dugan has literally been NSW's best player since Hayne left, he's won like 4 NSW best player awards.
When the ballplayers inside you are shit you need better ball runners to just bully their way over the advantage line.
>>68409631
>>68409618
Neither Dugan or teddy would've scored. Not even Moylan fag here
>>68409654
As Moylan goes to pass, Gagai shifts. If he had an elite dummy mixed with good speed and strength he would have made it over. Based ball hog Dugan would have done just that and won us the series.
>>68409654
>5 metres out and running downhill with defenders sliding
Dugan carries 2 or 3 guys over the line and scores m8. That's literally how he scores all of his tries now, since he got fat.
walkcunt on suicide watch
Thoughts?
Good night everyone.
Sleep tight and sweet dreams.
>>68410111
Sweet memes
