San Jose Sharks vs Pittsburgh Penguins #2
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STANLEY CUP FINAL
GAME SIX
3-2 PENS
1-0 PENS
>>68395572
first for triple OT
First for bill
first for Donskoi
>clear breakaway
>no shot
sharks going to win it all lads
Fuck Shittsburgh
>Pens 6-0 with Suttherland reffing their games
>NHL isn't rigged
http://scoutingtherefs.com/2016/06/13637/tonights-nhl-stanley-cup-finals-referees-linesmen-game-6/
Third for karlsson's knee
Last number is the amount of goals the shorks score tonight
>>68395634
Fuck whys she so hot
>Be Afroamerican
>Don't shoot
>>68395612
Fuck you new Australia
All the people blaming the ice
>>68395646
>46
wew lad
>>68395646
7-6 Pens victory confirmed
>>68395655
It's the face.
>>68395624
He's slow as shit, should have ripped a slap shot at the blue line.
>Doesn't hit the netting
>Play called dead
B L A T A N T
R I G G I N G
anyone hoping the shokes will lose in ot instead of regulation so there's more emotions involved when joe joe joe thronton loses the cup?
>>68395655
>she
>>68395634
Sauce
>>68395655
She has a penis
>>68395655
the wig and choker
>>68395674
Complaining is the noise losers make most often.
>out of play
>>68395703
Should be able to find it on google
>>68395705
>she
>>68395701
Maybe if it's game 7. That way if sharks do win, see kessel be sad
that should've been a penalty called on cuntnitz when he tried to trip the black man
>>68395698
yep
>>68395698
Blame the ref not the shit team that's lucky to even be here
>>68395703
Don't bother.
Its a girl and she only has dildo vids
The >her shit is memes. Not a based tranny
>>68395705
Link to pics with her showing the penis?
Boys pretending to be girls is my fetish.
Who else here cuddling while watching SCF hockey
Feels cozy desu
>>68395703
Lana Rain
myheeart pls pens score
>rigged in favor of crosbaby
>>68395702
I got the webm of the scene buddy. She had a qt box
JESSE PEPEEEPEPPEEEPOOOOOOPOOOOO
>>68395754
You better not.
I ain't gonna stop believing in the Penguins.
>>68395745
cuddling my best friend to be honest
bretty gud
>Sunbelt "fans"
>Don't even understand icing
Lmao
JESSE "PEE AND POO" PEEEPEEEPOOOPOOO
>>68395759
jizzy peepeepoopoo
>>68395748
>Mexico liking hockey
Are you a burger on vacation?
>>68395772
does he have a bonner?
>>68395739
Girls pretending to be boys pretending to be girls is my fetish
>>68395772
No wonder I troll u isn't here
>>68395771
look! he posted it again!
Melker got that anesthetic right to the gooch
>these icing calls
This series is hilarious tainted enjoy your refpuck needed to beat this shitty team pongs
>>68395772
>>68395745
>posting on 4chan while you're with other people, let alone cuddling with them
autism of the highest order
So which country owns the sport of ice hockey?
HOLY FUCK Dillon sucks donkey dick, that turnover was soft as fuck
>>68395770
It would be a hell lot of a fun though
that way the >our year meme would get even more intense for the can'tpucks
Melkman is BACK
this announcer needs to calm the fuck down.
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68395754
ich brauche ein ostereich freund. hilfe mir bitte. ich versteh nur ein bischen deutsch
>>68395792
I shoved him up my ass.
>>68395801
I looked.
It was pleasing.
>>68395810
poccия
>Martin Jones
>bunsr
>>68395810
Russia
>>68395810
Israel, but they lease it out.
CMON BILL
>>68395808
>people
no-one said anything about people dood
>the city of Dillon
Ruuusstt!!!
>>68395825
smells like bait but I'll bite
Why you need help?
neither of these teams play with any heart like the leafs would
>Malkin ices it
>Rust stops the icing
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>68395848
I knew you were a coalburner
>first period
>shittsburgh already winning on refpuck bullshit
Why don't they just skip the formalities and give the Pongs the cup? This is retarded.
>>68395810
International competition? Canada
Professional? United States
daily reminder that the nhl rigs games for maximum profit
fug is jones entering god mode again
>>68395784
>>68395783
>>68395771
>>68395754
Jesse PoopinaJarpee
Those were some good save though
>>68395801
>mad at poopingjar
Do Californians seriously not understand how icing works?
>>68395810
WE WUZ MIRACLES N SHEEEEEEEIT
F I X E D
I
X
E
D
what a game ;D
>>68395875
You're thinking of the NBA anon
>>68395861
True the leafs displayed a lot of heart on the way to their historic season this year
>>68395867
don't be racist, that's how shootings like that happen
It doesn't matter whether refpuck is a factor, the Pens just plain play better.
>shorks
Just what the world needs
another furry movie.
There's more booing going on than cheering for their own fucking team.
>>68395891
le california doesn't know the rules meme xDDDD
>>68395875
So a quadriple OT game 7 for sure?
>>68395785
not burger, cant i enjoy some hockey?
>>68395891
>icing
It's hebrew witchcraft, there is no understanding it
>>68395772
Tfw on the road and watching on small tv and away from wife.
sharks are a MESS
Jesus PoopyPeePee
>>68395891
No, just the refs
Fucking refs bending over because Crosby could get them fired
>>68395925
You have to have something to cheer m8, come next spring most of these "fans" are cheering the kings anyway
when is the last time a canadian team won the stanley cup?
>all these ugly ass turnovers
Sharks defense a shit
MARTIN JONES HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
HOCKEY IS GREAT, AND THIS IS FROM A BALL IN HOOP FAN
>>68395927
seems like he hit a nerve
BILL IS KILL
>>68395808
>implying I didn't learn about this place from cuddling with my gf while she posts
>never shitposting and drinking wine with someone you love
You haven't lived.
>>68395927
>mad.
>>68395891
That state's got water issues and 700 miles of coast line. I doubt they understand how ice works period
Fucking Leltang is one of his moods....
>hurr I'm eleet score man
>oops le countless epin boo boos
>>68395954
>yfw last time a canadian team won the stanley cup was before most people on 4chan were born
BIYOOOOOOOOTCH
come on Thornton could have fucking buried Letang at the end there and he didn't
no heart, deserve to lose
shots 12-4 shokes
the shokes are behind 1-0, why 4 shots in 1 period?
they're on pace for 12 shots the whole game...
>>68395954
Colorado Avalanche
>sharkish puck receiving
Stop assassinating your own men Pens
>>68395937
hug pillow
i always have a big pillow between my legs and arms
CHERRY TIME
H
E
R
R
Y
T
I
M
E
>"ron is smiling on the inside"
>tfw the skinny jean wearing fuck who stole your job is busting your balls
>>68395998
thornton is a pussy, always has been always will be
>>68396004
Nah no way they'll hit 12
Pongs will win.
>>68396035
You're still using that Don Cherry body pillow?
Who gets the cup 2nd after Crosby?
"Milbury prepared to rip Jones a new one" edition coming up
>Okay Commander, come with me.
Not going to watch the rest of this game, Suttherland and Bettman already decided the Penguins are going to win.
Gay Area doesn't deserve to win anything, """""'fans""""" are absolute shit.
>>68395991
>tfw 1990
Leave now while you still can.
>>68395954
When was the last time an American player was in the top 10 all-time NHL scorers? Oh wait.
NOW LISTEN UP KIDS
>>68396068
Kessel
>>68395924
the poodle headbanging was funny however
>>68396089
Stay assmad at our success.
>>68396068
Letang
>>68396095
Kessel has been the best player this whole series
>>68396045
Good ol ontarian boys
man i need a goal syncd light
CHERRRYYYYYY
>>68395924
Im going to see it with my wifes son for fathers day
>>68396068
cullen
CHERRY
H
E
R
R
Y
>>68395736
>Dildo vids
>no guys ugly huffing mug to interfere
Me gusta!
>>68396110
Too bad I'm phoneposting otherwise I would dump my shorks folder
>we lost gordie howe
>we're stuck with don cherry
>>68395937
don't worry, she's not lonely
>>68395745
I just want to cuddle
But I fart a lot
Do you have the same problem?
Do you also fart a lot?
Sometimes, if I 'm cuddling, I try to let one slip out really quiet and pray it won't smell
but it does bro
it does smell
and I 'm cuddling no more
>ting
>tang
>in the net
just a reminder yurotrash ruined the gordie thread
cherry 4ever
who /got/ time here
>>68396066
my pillow's big, but not as big as big don
Don's not wrong. Shorks refuse to dump the puck in.
>tfw San Jose ain't going to avenge you
>>68396157
YA GOTTA GET THE FUCK IN THERE
Lol
>refpuck
The refs have been fucking absent all damn series long. You think they'd show up tonight?
RIP Howe
TING
TANG
IN THA NET
>people calling refpuck forgetting the sharks have been getting no calls all series
LELMAO
>>68395772
>>68395808
>>68396155
But is your little spoon this cute?
>>68396167
>all yuros are the same
>don cherry is based
just full of stupid shit to say aren't you
>>68396167
I was ashamed to be an european that day
Grassdiving or not, fucking pay respect when a legend dies
>ruining a great burger with shit beer like Bud
Disgusting.
>>68396200
cute back of her head leaf
>havin trouble finding it kid?
top bantz
F
>>68396035
Eh its not the same
>>68396155
Unlike you, i don't have to worry about my wife every time i leave the house
>THIS IS A CHILDREN'S PROGRAM
>>68396177
>tfw i remember when this oc was first posted
>that don ron banter
Rip goatie howe
AHHH I CANT USE MY ARMS AHHHH
>>68396252
yeah, i remember it was first posted too
cuz i made it
>>68396167
They ruin everything, why would that thread have been any different
>>68396255
he wasn't goat tho
BASED DON DEFENDER OF CHILDREN
>>68396089
>implying.
>>68396200
it's 3a.m. here
My gf is lying next ti me sleeping sometimes cuddles over half-sleepy
cute AF
>>68396191
>>68396199
>no refpuck
>pongs only goal is on a weak tripping call PP
>no call on blatant tripping resulting in shorks injury
Yeah, nah.
>>68396200
fucking hnnng
y u do dis
>>68396255
>rip Mario legoat
THATS THE WAY, KIDS
is that chick who said "more followers than me" an actress/singer? i remember her from somewhere
pretty sure she's an actress, looks like that one from parks and recks
>>68396200
>basement suite
lel poorfags
>>68396243
Fuck off with your blogposting and don't ever come back faggot
>>68396294
You sit on your hand to make it fall asleep?
Isn't that annoying for typing?
>>68396167
No, just britbongs and spics
The thread was made by Finn
>>68396314
Do you want to lez out on her?
>>68396086
>shitcongo fan crying refpuck
>>68396298
>no call on blatant tripping resulting in shorks injury
>no call on blatant tripping
>no call on blatant tripping
>>68396243
kek, don't get defensive now
>>68396317
at least they 're happy together.
Who /watchparty/ here?
Section 210 reporting in
>>68396353
Watching that replay, I'm not even sure Maata touched him.
Looked like he just lost an edge
>>68396353
no call on him losing his own balance while heading towards the boards?
>>68396348
nah, just thought i recognize her from somewhere
she has a very boring face, no facial expressions whatsoever
>>68396336
>hes never experienced "the stranger"
>>68396068
Duper. They already said it would be that way.
>>68396350
>that image
fucking kek mane
anyone remember last year
FOR CENTURIES REMEMBER MEEEEE
>>68396353
Yes, that's what happened, did you parrot me for a reason?
>Gordy Howe's cocky
L-lewd!
>>68396390
>that was the joke
>le black hockey man
>>68396383
I don't recognize her either. Looked very generic
>>68396338
you would think they'd be grateful
/hoc/ basically gifted cruyff a temp sticky
>>68396402
i can tell that don has had gay experiences before in his life
>>68396378
who /woke up in the middle of the night and got barely any sleep/ here?
>>68396320
The fuck you on about?
>>68396360
>just let me talk shit, bro.
>>68396379
>>68396381
No, Maata clearly wedged his stick under his skate.
>>68396440
well ive stayed up if that counts
>>68396243
you're a lying faggot & you need to go
>>68396437
Not Don, but Ron naturally.
>>68396336
you tell me m8
but in all honesty, sometimes having sleeping gf next to me can be annoying
THERE'S A STAAAAAAAAAARMAAAAAN
>>68396471
How so?
FROG
anyone have any tips to improve a wrister?
sometimes i try to shoot a can off an elevated platform maybe 10-15 metres away, but i can either get the lift but not the power on the shot, or i can get a lot of power but it's WAY off mark
>build your own burger
Damn I wish we had that
>>68396453
Dont know if High Definition has reached to Canada yet, but Määttä just scared Karlsson with a tap on the side. Nothing more. He fell on his own.
>>68396440
I drink myself every night or else I get like 3-4 hours from recurring nightmares.
>>68396493
Go back in time and be born white and with a penis
My wifes son is VERY excited for this dog movie
>>68396449
kek, why are you jumpy? I just made a joke? Is there a history of infidelity in your relationship?
>>68396379
It did. In the replay, Määttä's stick didn't even look like it was near Karlsson's skate. Karlsson lost his balance, and his legs split apart. It was an unfortunate accident.
>>68396493
>anyone have any tips to improve a wrister?
Is this Canadian slang for a handjob?
>>68396493
Masturbation.
You can practice on me if need be
F
>>68396481
Its been a few months since I had tfwgf but I get you. I dont care for sleeping in a bed with somebody else. Especially now that it is hot out.
>>68396505
thats pretty sad desu
>>68396493
yeah shoot like a fuck ton more wristers
and figure out why your form sucks
>>68396505
>tfw night sweats and nightmares unless i get pretty hammered
>>68396520
>it was just a prank bro.
And no
poor gordie :(
F
>implying anyone there knows who gordie howe is
>>68396482
insulting ad to Buzz Aldrin and I 'm not even a fan of space exploration
F
F
F
>>68396539
yeah, my form fucking sucks ass
i know a lot of people who are weaker than me and they can do it no problem
F
Press F to pay respects
>>68396584
You're a chick, who could possible be weaker than you?
Howe Gretzky Mario best 3 players ever senpai
>>68396542
should I believe you? I mean you act pretty butthurt. You know you are on the internet right?
>>68396516
I swear this is the 4th poster i've seen on here allude to 'my wife's son'
>yfw the amount of cucks here is more than we could've imagined
>>68396610
i play drop in, i just want to learn how to snipe
>>68396612
>no bobby
>>68396612
You forgot Orr
>>68396612
>not Gretzky Messier Howe
>>68396612
>not mcdavid
Kill yourself
>>68396612
Orr says fuck you.
>>68396634
Drop in ice, roller or floor hockey?
How come when a team gets a lead they don't just form a human wall around the net so the other team can't score?
F
>>68396493
When you shoot do you look down at the puck or do you look at your target?
>>68396612
>no Jagr
>>68396612
Orr instead of Mario, if we're only doing three
>>68396616
>I spout about things i know nothing about then get butthurt when corrected. And i dont really care if you believe me about my relationship that you know nothing of.
Why'd they do that in the middle of the game? Surely that's more of a pregame thing.
>>68396637
>>68396641
>orr
Stop.
>>68396612
>not a single amerilard on the list
>None of these american faggots in /hoc/ know what a Gordie Howe hattrick is
Sad!
>>68396612
JAGR-JAGR-JAGR
any wongs fags gonna b at the visitations this week for Mr. Hockey? might be a huge turnout.
>>68396632
They are just memeing, don't respond. No one on this site should legally be allowed within 100 metres of any child.
>>68396668
(you)
>>68396612
this is bait
>>68396634
keep practicing. a bit more curve on your stick helps a bit.
>>68396664
>Orr
>More.... Orrerated amirite?
>>68396693
>yfw best American is not even in top 50
>>68396693
America has at least 3 in the top 10
>no Europeans
>>68396632
Subtle, subtle bait
>>68396612
yzerman
Oh my fuck that save
>>68396667
inline, yeah
it's a bunch of kids/shitty players
it's low contact but i can lay people out
Let's Go Pens
>>68396688
IN commiefornia The Orlando gaybois > Howe
>MVP chants after an icing call
Is it for the ref?
>>68396683
>implying mario is not the undisputed #2
If anybody is gettingbreplaced there it is howe
>>68396536
i don't care about the heat
It's more that she doesn't give much shits to the play-offs now (she's a yotes fan)
bit annoying part is when she wants to start to cuddle with you in a 10 minute pattern when you just want to watch the NHL play-offs
My wife's son LOVES the Sharks.
>>68396632
>he will never know the joy of raising a son without having to put in all the work of making one
>>68396730
You've got lots of experience laying people
>>68396720
>All the best players come to america to win cups for american teams.
Every other country cucked
good pass from Vlasic
like O M G cant believe these sports guys are talking about SHOTS and SHOOTING on such an awful day like today why cant they be more sensitive it is 20 FUCKING 16 i mean wow just wow!
these chances holy shit.
top fucking meme the shorks just CANNOT score
>>68396668
T. Devils fan
Damn sharks suck at shooting
MURRAY
U
R
R
A
Y
>all those chances
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>sharks
>play like shit but luck into a win
>actually play well and lose
I hope this happens.
>>68396749
And you're the cuck
>>68396755
>Work
You mean sex?
Also
>raising another man's kid who also fucked your whore of a wife a left.
goal in 30 seconds
>>68396762
>vlasucc
what a fukken save
>>68396686
just relax. I 'm sure your wife is with someone right now, someone who keeps her good company so you don't have to worry about her. There, are you happy now?
>>68396799
>Close
All these good saves by both goalies
>>68396795
>>68396797
y'all niggas gettin memed on hard
What a lucky save, you can see it in his eyes he knows he lucked out
>>68396797
Trip up so I can filter you asshole
>>68396818
honestly i was counting and that would have been on 0 if pens scored
What province is everyone here from?
Saskatchewan reporting in.
>>68395736
>Not a based tranny
What the fuck is wrong with you, you faggot?
>>>/lgbt/
Burns - 0 shots
Pavelski - 0 shots
Marleau - 0 shots
>>68396840
You can filter his name tbqh newfriend
>>68396849
Pennsylvania reporting in
>>68396849
Newfoundland here.
>>68396851
but how about donskoi?
>>68396849
PA reporting in.
>>68396849
Georgia reporting in.
>>68396849
sask here too
>>68396849
NC (fuck canada)
>Good Charlotte
>>68396849
Ontario
>nerf this
good charlotte reporting in
>>68396870
Noofie broooooooooo
>>68396849
Texas
>>68396849
Pittsburgh reporting
>2016
>good charlotte
COOCHIE COOCHIE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SCAAAAAAAAR
COUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>P1ns
fucking SHIT
THE MEMERS DID IT!!!!!
SCARRRR SHOKES
Oh SHORKS
>>68396849
Penn's Woods
pens are so fucking shit lmao
>>68396888
I'd like her to squat on my dick
>>68396849
Washington!
YEEEESSSSSS!!!!
SCAAAARR!!!!!
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEE
Soft goal
>>68396851
They just can't seem to setup a sustainable offensive zone attack because they're exhausted from chasing the puck on the other end.
who u callin butthead
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH
Shit
Who else is fucking Newbie's wife and SCAAAAAAARS?
Based Couture
YEAAAAAAH what a shot!
REVERSE SHORKING IMMINENT
>couture scores at 13:33
WITNESSED
FUCK FUCK
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
SHORKS SHORKS SHORKS
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>68396921
Canadian """teams"""
>>68396849
Who else /Capital City/
>Murray
>conn smythe
top kek, he's literally the reason the Pens haven't won the series yet
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Pls let meme magic happen
>there are people who unironically think Murray will win the Conn Smythe
ISHYGDDT
>>68396817
No because im not home and shes lonely
Jones is like
>>68396928
Oregon
Couture, Donskoi and Jones are like the only Sharks players even trying
>>68396928
whats up with all the weirdos who live in olympia?
PENS DED
REVERSE SHORKING
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>68397000
not so fast
LETANG
GET THAT DOG OFF MY LAWN
>score
>Get scored in next shift
LMAO >SHORKS
>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS v
AHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF SHORKS
>shorks
wowowowowo letang
>>68397000
>>68397004
HAHAHAHAHHAAH NOPE
SHORKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
GO PENS
>>68396998
Oh PENS
TANGER
No, that is not what we want
>>68397000
Trips confirm you're a faggot.
2-1
>2-1
2-1
SCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
Well that was fast
>It was 1-1
BASED LETANG
>>68396978
FOK
LETANG JUST SCORED
BUT HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE
SSSCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Crosby just won the Conn Smythe
GET FUCKED
FUCK
fukcing shorrks
what is this a fucking ballerina show
>>68397000
Yeah, about that.........
>SHORKS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Letang putting the team on his back
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>SHARTS
>SHOKES
>SHORKS
DELETE THE FRANCHISE
>lil joe pavelski
>slow thornton
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
holysahhifahsif YEEAH
>>68396849
Montana
WHERE THE FUCK WAS JONES LOOKING???
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>polak on the ice again
It's ok, they're in Murray's head now, 2 more softies incoming this period
>Be american
>Get shot
>Polak
kek the Shorks traded TWO 2nd round picks for that faggot
in years they're going to be shit to boot
>>68397069
The only positive to the Penguins winning the Cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU
>SHORKS
>M2RT2N J2N2S
PEOPEOPEOPEOOEPOEPPEOPEOPEOPOEPOEO
FUCK'S SAKE
>>68397076
I wish this weren't potentially true
Jesus icehockey is such a comfy sport. Everyone bashing one another and no fucking flopping and/or diving. Score wise it's just perfect where marches dont end up 1-0LMAO all the time but not retarded oversaturated like nfl where you get games like 27-21 or some shit. I love basketball, but the flopping and hacking kills it for me sometimes.
This is just perfect.
>>68397076
The only thing soft that is coming is my dick
>>68397096
based laffs management
>you are going to have to watch then penis hoist the cup
how do you all feel about this?
Remember Brooks Orpik's "The Shift"?
If the Penguins win the Cup, that shift will be remembered as the equivalent for Kris Letang.
I shit on him 90% of the time but damn, Letang was everywhere on that shift. Fantastic.
It's safe to say if (and that's if) Pittsburgh loses tonight they aren't winning it at home
>>68397109
It's better than soccer in every conceivable way.
CROSBYS
THICK
COCK
>>68397109
NEW FANS NOT WELCOME
GO AWAY
Who owns hockey again?
>all these Canadian cunt players talking about how "Canada is hockey" in this ad
>meanwhile they're all playing for American franchises
kek honestly i'm glad my franchise's best player is american, at least he's not pretending to be MUH GOOD OL' CANADIAN BOY
>>68397079
>Be leaf
>get shot
>apologize
>let shooter fuck wife
>>68397109
yeah same, basketball is just trash compared to this
>>68397109
ONE OF US ONE OF US
>sharks
>choke
Was I stupid for not expecting this?
>>68397123
better then the fucking sharks
>>68397109
Not only that, but hockey players get stickied when they die.
>>68397143
Fuck off Justin you gay muslim
>>68397125
>Hooks Orpik
>>68397109
fuck off toothpaste nigger
life long hawks fan since 2013 here
>>68397109
Wow are you seriously THAT butthurt about not qualifying for the Euros?
>>68397167
its gonna be another period with like 50 goals again just wait.
>>68397171
This desu senpai
>that commercial
>no usa
we pump the most money into this shit
hockey's ours
>>68397154
>Be American
>get shot
>EMS arrives but you can't swipe your credit card in the debit machine fast enough and you bleed out
I heard them say Polak's name and I knew the Sharks were going to give up another goal.
Fuck.
how many pucks can you fit in YOUR butt /sp/??
>>68397176
Daily reminder that johan cruijf's ghost meme was too much of an hassle so they stickied him to get it over with
MARK MY WORDS
REVERSE SHORKING IMMINENT
>>68397154
>be american
>get shot
>sell off children to pay for medical bill
not bad desu
>>68397186
>toothpaste not in the Euros
That's like the Fins not making the Olympics
How do you say sour in san jose french?
>Le tang
thirty minutes lads
>>68397167
>choke
>never had the lead
nah
>>68397207
>be leaf
>get shot
>thank god for social health care
>die in waiting room #>9000 on the list
>>68396849
Alberta
>>68397184
Kek didn't see that
HERE COMES DAT BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68397194
>WE WUZ MIRACLES N SHEEEEEIT
>be Canadian
>drive into a moose
>die of internal bleeding while on wait list for emergency surgery
Why the fuck does Dillon always wait to shoot it until someone is there to block it.
Seriously he does it every time.
>>68397236
>equalize
>almost immediately get scored on
That's a choke in my book
>>68397067
Same thing that Rust saw in Carcosa in True Detective
>be leaf
>get attacked
>want to retaliate
>but pm says if you do, your enemy will win
>>68397249
oh shit
>>68397239
>never had free healthcare
>never use the er
>>68397149
>team kingpin is a swedecuck
>it's been that way for pretty much the entire franchise history
>the "good ol' Canadian boys" on the team are mediocre at best
Feels bad tbqh.
>>68397207
>>68397249
Worst meme of 2016
At least Doge was cute
wil arnett is pretty funny tbhfams
>>68397249
This meme is as dead as the shorks
>>68397215
They O'Tooled him? When?
>>68397273
The honor of Canada since WW2 remains dead and buried.
>>68397249
oh shit waddup
>>68397249
Oh shit waddup>>68397246
>>68397273
>be american
>get shot
everytime
>>68397249
go back
>>68397281
Hongcouver?
>be Pavelski
>miss open net
>Pavelski
>Be American
>Get shot
>Don't have enough money to tip the surgeon
>Die
INCHES AWAY.
>>68397263
Literally this. Shorts offense in hindsight. Wait for the other team to catch up.
wot a chance
>be american
>live in a place where I won't get shot
Feels good
>>68397320
Ottawa.
>>68397300
Same day as Howe
>>68397320
Sounds like snes
Do any of you guys get really horrible anxiety the day after drinking?
I had 17 beers last night and can't even keep eye contact with my dad at dinner
>AMERICAN FINISHING
>Be American
>Go to a playoff game
>>68397343
Pretty sure the faggot bar was a >gun free zone
>>68397343
>live in place where everyone has guns
>no one ever gets shot
It does feel good desu
Were Shorks fans initially excited about getting Polak and Spaling?
you have to admit, when SHarks are on the offensive they look like they are on the powerplay
>>68397352
relax, take it easy
>Be American
>kek
>>68397352
i would be ashamed to live with my parents and have a hangover as well
how much is 17 bud lights in normal beers
How's the game been bros?
I've been watching the Wolf of Wall Street on FX
>>68397370
Yeah cuz he tried to pull that shit in a red state he would have been shot 49 people earlier
>>68397352
I have really terrible anxiety when I'm not drinking.
>>68397352
Im not a degenerate who drinks 17 beers at once.
You should be more concerned about your disgusting alcohol driven man titties
>live in a place where people get shot all the time
>nobody has shot me yet
The best feel
>be american
>venturing outside of white hetero areas with few gun laws
Its like you're asking for problems.
Does Pavelski even want to win the Cup?
>that miss of the open net
>>68396998
College town filled with libtarded commune types
>>68397398
About two or three
shokes PP when???
>>68397370
But that gun free zone sign scares all the gun carriers away, the goddam sign man
MY HEART
New thread?
>>68397352
17 beers in one night? Holy shit man
>>68397398
It was 17 5.9% beers
>>68397352
>17 beers
How fat are you?
>>68397380
I think a lot of people thought Polak was a lot better than he actually is. I mean, he was playing with whoever the Leafs strung along like Marincin and Corrado, so he was obviously looking like he was brought down.
>>68397445
no its like 6
Someone going to make a new thread?
>Pavelshit
Jesus what happened
>>68397455
>>68397441
sl33p3r ag3nt
>>68397398
>how much is 17 bud lights in normal beers
a small shandy I'd say
>>68397352
a hair of the dog that bit you lad. just have another beer when you wake up and it helps.
Last 2 digits of my post is how many losses the shorks have next season
>>68397481
I'll do it hold on
>>68397478
youre like 6
>All this talk about not getting shot in a hockey thread
>>>/pol/
>>68397471
He was playing third pairing for the worst team in the league, that should've said enough.
It's hilarious that the picks the Sharks gave up for him could very well be high 2nd round picks not far in value from late firsts
How the fuck do you not bury that
>>68397496
lol
3 guys digging for the puck and 1 man standing behind the goalie, not even in a practical position to shoot.
is this peewee hockey???
>malkin
HOW is that not icing lmao
HOW THE FUCK
>not burying that
What a shitter
>Evgeni Malkin
PENGUINS CHOKE AHAHAHHA
DAMMIT GENO
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>BALKin
HOLY FUCK THAT SAVE
>>68397398
>how much is 17 bud lights in normal beers
Where the fuck do you live? Utah?
uhh
why did cuntnitz pass
martin jones was ont he ice
yea well i play soccer not hockey, but even i know its wrong to keep score. someone wins and someone LOSES just think of how that feels guys.
this game is on the wrong side of history and it NEEDS to be fixed!
Budlight is 4.2% tbqh lads
>>68397526
Because pens/refs broship
>>68397491
what was his activation word?
>so many missed chances
MEMEGAME
E
M
E
G
A
M
E
>>68397514
Because its Kunitz
>Be American
>Get shot
>Paramedics arrive
>Pull out my Discover™ card
>"Sorry, we don't take Discover™"
>Pull out my Visa™
>Nowhere to swipe
>"Do you have the chip?"
>"Oh yeah"
>Stick my card in the slot and pull it out
>"Sir, you're supposed to leave the card in"
>Do it again
>"Will this be credit or debit?"
>"Debit"
>Bleed out after I type two numbers
Not a meme game. At ALL.
Kunitz is a fucking idiot. He has a wide open net, but he decides to pass it back.
>>68397352
Yea dude alcohol slows the production and effectiveness of serotonin. Mental instability/depression is quite common in a hangover. Don't worry you'll be fine tomorrow.
casual fan here, are the Sharks a meme team? and if so, is it bad to root for them against Shitsburgh since I hate everything from that shithole?
>>68397575
The fuck are you from? It's like 2.5-4% depending on liquor store or gas station
> pongs win
> Jones win Conn Smythe
how likely?
>>68397728
>Conn Smythe
>going to anyone other than BILL
>>68397627
>visa
>debit
Visa is a credit card, m8.
Jones doing some serious memeing
>>68397688
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anheuser-Busch_brands
No, its always 4.2. I dont know what con artist is selling you 2.5
>>68397848
Some states have laws that only allow a very low alcohol type to be sold.
>>68397801
They make debit cards too, that can act like Visa for online purchases and such. TD uses them.
>>68397801
Debit too now
Power play!!!!it's over
Fucking princess Crosby.
Gg San Jose, no Stanley for you
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