Detoilet Tiggers vs Jew York Stankees Gamethread
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70th annual old timer's day edition.
Get in here faggots.
Tiggers line up and pitcher
1. 2B Ian Kinsller
2. CF Cameron Maybin
3. 1B Miguel Cabrera
4. DH Victor Martinez
5. RF J.D. Martinez
6. 3B Nick Castellanos
7. LF Justin Upton
8. C Jarrod Saltalamacchia
9. SS Mike Aviles
SP Michael Fulmer
Stankees line up and pitcher
1. CF Jacoby Ellsbury
2. LF Brett Gardner
3. DH Carlos Beltran
4. 2B Starlin Castro
5. 3B Chase Headley
6. SS Didi Gregorius
7. C Austin Romine
8. RF Aaron Hicks
9. 1B Rob Refsnyder
SP Michael Pineda
N-no one cares about old timer's day?
>>68371059
Why did you make a thread an hr early?
>>68371953
For old timer's day. I can't be the only one that watches it on /sp/.
>>68371953
>>68371059
Actually check that, you made it two hours early.
Wtf is wrong with you OP?
>>68371995
see
>>68371989
Former Yankee players play a brief game before the actual game today. Hideki Matsui is here again this year and it's his birthday.
>mfw Matsui hits a dinger
>>68373483
HE DID IT THE MAD MAN
>>68375592
He still has it.
Is it time for actual baseball now?
>>68376906
It's time
>>68376991
Finally. I had to watch divegrass for an hr, it was awful.
T H I C K
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>>68377059
>Not watching Matsui dinger
>watching divegrass instead
smfhtbhwyf
>>68377147
Who dat?
>>68377212
A very T H I C K woman
>>68377199
I care even less about retired yankee chinamen than I do about povertyball.
>>68377291
kys.
T H I C K
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Will all of baseball use Rainbow bats?
T H I C K
The fuck today is a doubleheader?
>>68377330
>everyone should care about the shitty retired players from my shitty unlikeable team
No
>>68377432
Or was Kay refering to the Old timers game?
>>68377432
No..
T H I C K
>>68377441
Matusi didn't play for the Tigers
>>68377554
Precisely why I don't care
>>68377502
That's what Michael Kay said, I think he was referring to the old timers day
>>68377441
>shitty retired player
>Hideki Matsui
Just fucking kill yourself. Look at his stats. Not only that, he was clutch as fuck.
>>68377594
Tigers are the epitome of shitty unlikeable team
>>68377614
He was Chinese and a yankee. He was shit.
>>68377677
He can't keep getting away with this!
>>68377690
You should be banished from ever watching baseball again. You shouldn't even have an opinion about baseball in a Gambian Mandinka warrior image board.
>>68377677
Wow, the washed-up fatass actually got a hit
Decent 1st from Big Mike
>>68377770
And your concrete legged gook LF should be deported back to Vietnam.
>>68377677
>>68377750
>RISP
>Doesn't even know Matsui
>The Toilet
>>68377822
>be washed up
>make 28 million dollars
>win a batting title
>>68377866
Brett Gardner is white and is an elite defensive outfielder.
>Detoilet
>In charge of knowing baseball
>>68377980
>make 28 million dollars
>literally 56 million times the value of all of Detroit
great investment Mishitgan
Stop bickering
Post Brad
>>68378085
>pay A-Rod 28 million dollars
>get nothing because he's suspended for steroids for the 15th time
>>68378110
It's not too early for Bradposting?
who is this person pitching? surely this isn't pineda
>>68378618
Some Mexican
>>68378618
Pineda got brutally murdered and they dumped his body in the Sahara. They replaced him with an android.
>Walk
who /brunch/ here?
>>68379004
>>68378611
You live in Windsor?
>>68379208
Jays just too infuriating then?
>>68379272
Lel Toronto is a meme city desu but >Ottawa is boring as fug desu
>Saltalamacchia getting walked
Can Reggie Bars expire? If I bought one online and ate it, will I die?
Nice bunt kek
>>68379491
I'm not sure Reggie Bar is actually a thing. Think you bought rat poison bro.
>>68379425
>Ottawa
You poor bastard. Stay strong. At least it isn't Winnipeg.
>>68379596
Shut the fuck up and learn how to read Detoilet scum.
>>68379725
Calm down you autist
Why are yankees fans being such assholes today? The last two were chill.
>RISP
>>68380004
Take a chill pill and relax, my friends
>>68380004
>>68380103
It's Pineda day
>>68380177
We had to deal wit lelfrey the other day, so it evens out
Good afternoon, 4chan pals! Is this the official threat for Yankees game?
>It's a V-Mart gets hurt episode
>>68380675
No you're in the wrong place
>JUSTin Upton
>Base hit
>It's a Pineda shits the bed episode
>Side story is that Yankees can't hit
jdimsa
It doesn't look good for Yankees... :s
didi is elite
>Saltalamacchia
>>68381247
>... :s
See this shit? Fucking stop it.
>RISP
pls kins
Based Kinsler
>Pineda actually pitching decently
Fuck this. GG Tiggers.
>>68382740
>(me)
Fuck Pineda
Pineda is a mess... Perhaps because of too much sunlight?
>goggles
>that swing
>0-2 count
>Fans starts cheering
>Ball 1
>deadley
this game has the best unis in the AL
T-THEY'RE ABOUT TO SCORE ON HIM
let's trade Romines
>Hey Meredith, I went deep!
Based Paul top kek
you see how thick meredith is? and pauly went right to her. he's got to be banging her
>Hey Meredith, I went deep
>AY MEREDITH
GUYS IT'S HAPPENING
>>68384382
>That bruise on her arm
Her husband abusing the thick goddess? Lets send him 80 pizza pies.
>If the yankees win on old timers day, you get to go deep in my asshole. back to you michael and paul
>>68384471
I don't think she's married. she better not be fucking married I swear to god
sweating bros
GIVE BACK CESPEDES THEY GOT FLEECED
Don't worry Detoilet faggots, The Yankees do this at least twice a game.
BTFO
>RISP
>>68384922
every. fucking. episode
>Fulmer scoreless innings streak at 27.1. Second to John Hiller (28.2) in Tigers history
Will Based Brad do it?
fulgoat 4ever
>>68385048
yes
>>68385048
>Yankees have gone back to being shit at hitting
Yeah. He'll get 2 more shut out innings.
>>68385048
The Yankees will hit back to back home runs next inning anyways, so it won't matter
>>68385119
This desu
Upton signed this big contract and has been freaking out about it. Baseball is not a science you gotta just relax and play
>that black girl showing half her tit
roty
Is Fulmer elite?
God damn the yankees are terrible.
>Is there nothing better than playing little league
No Paul, there isn't. ;_;
HE DOES IT AGAIN!
>>68385812
I miss it desu senpai
I SEE YA, IAN
>we're getting BTFO on old timers day
truly a depressing feel
Every. Single. Day. Ian.
Get fucked Jew York.
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MAN
>>68385888
>3-0 is an insurmountable lead to the 2016 NYY
Feels bad man
>>68385892
Kinsler is a Jew.
>>68385929
It's 4-0 m8
>>68385941
He's Greek as long as he's paid by Mr. I kike.
>>68385886
>>68385929
I miss when every damn day we were hitting dingers like it was nothing. I still remember the game we had 3 grandslams.. fucking hurts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ca90OV565M
>>68386056
Did they win
>>68386056
>your team is old as fuck
iktfb
Fulmer wins the ROY right?
>green in the bullpen
Me gusta
>Michael Fulmer’s day is done
>>68384658
It is like she is an uglier version of Angelique Kerber
>>68386363
>implying they don't need him to throw 6 straight shutouts in the playoffs en route the World Series title
>we're going to colorado after this series
fucking hate that ugly ass stadium they play in. god, I don't wanna go
GREENE
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>>68386709
We'll see him again next inning I hope. Lights fucking out.
>>68386688
good thing you aren't actually on the team XXXXXXXXXXXXD
Reminder that the Yankees have NEVER defeated the Tigers in a postseason series.
In fact the overall record for the Yankees in playoff games vs. the Tigers is 3-10.
>>68386977
>stinkees
>>68386977
Who cares about the yankees?
J-Up gonna homer. 2nd deck right field.
>>68387156
Wew
>>68387156
I meant Salty
Romine BTFO
>>68387156
>>68387223
I meant in the top of the 9th when the Tigers bat around.
Would anyone happen to be jealous of the Salisbury Steak Hungry Man complete with mashed potatoes, green beans and a brownie I just pulled out of the oven?
>>68387422
Not without a picture.
>>68387553
Here you go, mate
>tigers bp
>>68387817
Pretty sure it's just Justing WIlson and Lowe.
>>68387775
Do you, i guess.
Our bullpen is shit
GET K-ROD READY, BRAD
>>68387916
The image is rather depressing, I admit. Looks better in person and is a solid 7 in taste.
Makes this Tigers choke slightly more bearable.
>>68387775
Would eat desu.
>at minimum a 3 run lead with K-Rod up
We did it boys.
The Yankees might literally be the worst team in all of baseball.
>>68388463
>Braves
>Twins
Besides them, maybe.
>K-Rod
Here comes a 20 minute inning
>>68388463
Not as bad as the Twins and Braves but still pretty bad. I still don't know how >we're only 1 game under .500 after this game
>>68388603
>you
>>68388603
OK I was wrong
GG Yankees
McCann BLOWN TFO
Gg yanks, your team is shit.
