Comfy English thread: England - Russia #Euro2016
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Thread for us English fans who don't want to watch the match with foreigners spamming the thread
Welcome: English and other UK lads
Not welcome: foreigners
hello lads, brexit when
COME ON ENGLAND
ABE
fuck off
first
>>68326252
VOTE LEAVE LADS
IT'S COMING HOME
hi
>ITV stream quality is abysmal
I don't know why I expected better
>>68326252
Red pill me on the footie violence, m8s.
Are the lads just fucking shit up or is there some context for the violence?
Why isn't Hart Captain?
Literally never coming home
Go Russia
>>68326252
CRUSH THE REDS LADS
Cyka.
What's does HK and Cups both have in common?
England can't keep both of them
>britcuckolds
>Pooney
1st for based cripple
Based Ulster reporting in.
Hope England win their group so we can meet you in the RO16
Is the Commonwealth allowed in? :3
COME ON ENGLAND
Are we going to win today's soccer match, lads?
>>68326252
Hope you lose bad chav fuckers.
FUCK
Almost lads
>>68326376
everyone's getting right good and sick of the EU, political correctness and muhammeds.
>straight at the fucking keeper
LELLANA IS SHIT
>>68326376
Russian ultras and Marseille ultras have been on them since they arrived
THREE LIONS ON THE SHIRT!
>be english
>get chaired
>Lellana
>>68326376
It's both sides just fucking shit up m8.
INGURLAND
Vardy would have buried that
>>68326252
scot here, supporting all the UK teams
Vardy would have buried that
how to watch this shit i dont want to sign up to ITV
>>68326395
ayy
Going on holiday to HK for a week soon, any good food places to visit?
fewk
>>68326436
YES ANON
>>68326508
>scot
>supporting the English
YOU WOT
Btw where do I get a stream
>>68326505
>>68326512
The fuck?
aaaaahhhhhhh
>Kane
Vardy would have buried that
FUCKING SHIT
FOOOWWWUUULLLLL
>Kane
Golden meme boy
>>68326528
Any Dim Sum place
>>68326508
this
England are shit
Sterling is so bad
Alright lads, which one of you threw the poo?
>>68326376
there being attacked from all angles
>>68326508
>>68326648
always
>>68326653
butthurt commie
>>68326505
>>68326512
Meme magic
Still don't get why Lallana is playing
Rooney looks sharp
I drink tea at five o'clock.
Can I stay?
>>68326400
obvious fake, no british woman is that attractive
>>68326653
*shits into hand and throws it at you*
>>68326723
hes half decent
>>68326769
*catches it with mouth*
"Waheyyyyy!"
>>68326409
Hello! Hello! From what part of our wee country do you hail from?
Come on England
The premier leagues top scorer is taking corners
This Russian defence is a real iron curtain
>>68326723
This. Literally anyone is better than him.
English """"men"""" cant handle the bantz so they have to hide in their safe space thread lmfao
>>68326763
> At 5
That's the time you run for the exit at work
>Kane taking corners
I'll never get this meme
England wins this. Still a slight chance they might cock it up.
>Kane
Vardy would have buried that.
Literally fucking hate sport but its abit of bants. fuck exercise lads but lets win
I think >we have started well desu
>>68326832
classic
>>68326856
>implying spamming is bantz
>>68326813
Excellent post lad
>>68326812
North Down senpai
In East London atm. Hyped for smashing the poles tomorrow.
wbu?
>>68326862
SHUT UP FUCKING FAGGOT
>>68326885
Slight
Mate we have fucked this
>>68326862
SHUT UP
>England (not the UK for some reason even though the UK is a real country and England isn't)
>playing against Commieland
>refereed by pizzafags
>game played in Frogland
make up your fucking mind, eurofags
>>68326812
d-derry...
England bros. Norn Iron here. What should i vote for the EU referendum? I'm leaning towards leave what's the general consensus across the pond?
good game so far. sterling is good
Come on you Engerlunds.
do you guys really think you're better off alone? (Scotland and hopefully the others would fuck off if you vote leave)
pretty delusional desu
>>68326832
To make it worse he was a hillsborough survivor who was beaten and robbed by liverpool fans
Lads I can't fucking sign up to ITV
why does the date of birth thing not work
REEEE HELP
>>68326899
Fuck off you fat loser
a crate, 3 halfs and a merch, who else comfy?
One of the countries currently playing invented football and suck at it.
Which one is it, /sp/?
>>68326940
Where the fuck is Derry? I've heard of Londonderry lad but this Derry place must be some fucking mythical land.
>>68326978
http://www.tvcatchup.com/watch/3?channel=3
>>68326940
Is that anywhere near Londonderry?
>>68326957
>(Scotland and hopefully the others would fuck off if you vote leave)
nice delusion
might i ask you pleasant gentlemen an internet link for an unofficial broadcasting of the current match ?
>>68326528
Fuck that "any dim sum" response
Go to a place called Nomads in TST. Blow your mind.
>>68326998
So? The greeks invented maths but they're all terrible at sums.
>>68326978
I dunno, how old are you?
>>68326949
If you could leave our island that'd be just great. We asked you nicely 100 years ago. Thanks.
>>68327013
nice work lad
>>68326980
football is just for gay bent twats and everyone who plays it is a cocky cunt.
>15 mns in
>still no goal
>against fucking ruskies
>'lol guuiz it's definitely comin home'
>>68326940
I think you mean Lononderry mate.
Say Derry one more time, and something unfortunate might happen
>>68326949
It's a strange mix. Most are making it on a personal choice I find. I'm leave but it seems that most 20 somethings are vorting to stay in.
>>68326998
If Mexico is so good at footie then how come you aren't in the Euros?
I don't get why some idiots put England among the favorites. They're really not that good.
Should be happy to make it past the group stage.
>>68326862
SHUT UP YOU DRAG
>>68327054
heye senpai
wiz1(net)/channel1
>>68326921
North Down/ Bangor. Feelin fucking mighty for tomorrow, I've a week off work. Gonna get stocious.
>>68326252
I am a JF and I am spamming the thread, not so tough now fags
>>68326998
One of the countries in America is a major 3rd world presence and is plagued with unemployment and obesity.
Which is one is it, /sp/?
>>68327096
is she a porn star?
>>68326998
This is a comfy thread lad, no need to be rude
i cant be bothered to walk down a set of stairs to watch this. whats the score?
>>68326949
please leave guys
thank you
>>68327078
>>68327078
I mean that the formatting just refused to work.
>>68327054
Tas pas M6 enfant de viol?
>>68327134
cheers m9
KANE GETTING EXPOSED
>>68327096
Sounds a bit pornstary
>>68327096
>Riley
>Her
C'mon lad. The "Jade" part alone is too much as it is.
>>68326331
quarterfinal stage, probably
Holy shit we look so bad
Why cant we just be good for once
>>68327161
mate that could be anybody
>act tough
>get literally killed by russians
why are englanders so fucking beta
>>68327110
Derry is the name of county too, you orange c-word.
Why are you bongs not in a pub or something?
>>68327054
LOL even I get the game here, in Canada.
VARDY SHOULD HAVE STARTED AHEAD OF KANE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
my son's gf just sent me this la
>>68326252
based british and russian hooligans agreeing to go whack some muzzies after the match
What would be the reaction if Wales makes it through and England doesn't?
>>68327081
If you see my post I asked England bros. To be fair you shower are under the heel of the English anyway.
>>68327192
le salon est loin et occupé par mes (parents)
>>68327102
Are you the frog that was crying all yesterday for hours about England?
PLEASE GET A TRIP, the salt mining was glorious and I don't want to miss it
>>68327157
don't you have an apartheid to take part in :^)
>>68327263
Too busy getting gasses for some Classic banter.
>>68327166
>>68327234
Fuck I was worried about that...
But like every girls name is a porn star name these days tbf
Englands brave Chistopher Smalling will concede a penalty at some stage.
Dubs confirms.
>>68327297
We'd support the taffs
who else /anyonebutengland/ here?
>unironically supporting the brexit
lel, kek, and jej
>>68327263
I have to work tomorrow.
>>68327263
Pubs are full of loud middle-aged men and they scare me. Also I don't have any friends
>>68327011
>>68327029
>>68327110
Scum. Ulster will always be Gaelic clay. The real London is a paki shithole- fuck off back there.
>>68327313
let me try to translate without google
the living room is far away and occupied by my parents
am i right??
>this thread
>We cant handle the bantz so we created a comfort thread
>>68327282
Don't ever talk to me or my wife's son's girlfriend again.
Mfw if the russians starting to sing the internationale
>>68327391
It's not as fun when they don't get out of group.
>>68327346
yes and its in reverse
>>68327313
Dégage les mec. Impose toi.
Fais leur du chantage affectif. T'as pas demandé à venir au monde. Pourquoi tu devrais subir leur connerie?
I couldn't give less of a fuck about the Euro or even soccer (fight me) in general, but shitposting is fun so whatever
rose is so shit at defending
don't know how he gets a start
>>68327336
This
Watching with my girlfriend. Here she is. You jealous?
Danny Rose you mug
>>68327418
très bien
>there is a sports board on 4chan
holy fuck, aren't you all normies or something? why the fuck do you come here?
Jazz hands please
you might trigger someone
>>68327311
You're willingly cucked by them, senpai.
Vardy would have buried that
>Rose
>>68327404
Nice try Josè
>>68327415
>Being so much of a coward you can't actually fight a war but instead bum each other in a bush whist you blow up innocent people
kek
KEK
K E K
>>68327447
This
>lallaner
Wew, why can't Brits handle the banter?
>LALALALALALANA
>>68327537
get out
>>68327528
Lalana needs sent home
>>68327510
>smoker
wouldn't touch
>>68327391
Another salty Scot for who it still hasn't fully sunk in that even Northern Ireland made it this time.
>Even Northern Ireland
kek
fucksake lad
>>68327087
Fuck off you fat loser
>>68327510
>Smoker
Absolutely thrash
where the hell is vardy
>>68327510
what movie is this from? shes a cutie
> Lelana
FFS, Vardy was dropped for this fucking clown
>>68326862
SHUT UP
>>68327510
Doubted at first, but I can see she likes fags.
>>68327537
You seem to be unaware of the autism that can come out of sports
Vardy would've put that in a subterranean location
>>68327666
Woy hates him
>lallana
>end product
Choose one
>>68327472
Pour tout t'avouer j'ai raté une occasion de baiser parce qu'ils ne sont finalement pas parti en week end, donc je suis pas à ça prêt
>>68327631
Northern Ireland would've made without the new rules as well kek.
sterling and lallana can't finish for shit
get vardy on woy you senile old fucking retarded cunt
>>68327528
OH HELL YEAH
last time i studied french was more than 10 years ago in middle school
IM SMART MOMMY LOOK AT ME
>>68327561
>innocent
KEK
>>68327096
She's going to be a slut
Nomen est omen
>>68327609
>>68327664
lel, heath faggots are the ultimate autists.
Currnelty smoking a cafe creme cigar atm
>>68326918
get well soon Nigel
>>68327544
>cucked
Not being part of a glorious empire and fighting in wars with my fellow commonwealth bros.
>It's an english choke infront of goal before conceiding at 87 minutes episode
>>68327666
Getting his spade ready
>miss 26 shots from less than 3 feet away to start the match
>best finisher in england sitting on the bench
why do england always hire 140 year old dementia patients as coach?
>chokeling
sterling is SOOOOOOOOO shit
>>68327738
Bloody Sunday is unironically the greatest day in Northern Irish history.
r8 my gf
>>68327701
But it's normie tier autism.
>>68327658
>>68327586
Judging by the ease of becoming annoyed here, I guess I did prove my point : ^)
>kane
>>68327766
heh, keep validating that addiction of yours friend :)
>>68326918
get well soon Nigel
>>68327631
>english team gets raped on the pitch
>english girls get raped in the kebab shops
P O T T E R Y
>>68327609
Says the Jew-burner.
is bog sim still around
>>68326949
Leave is the only patriotic choice
>>68327143
>another Bangorbro
w-whereabouts? You in Bangor tonight?
>>68327766
dubs confirm
smoking is a patrician activity condoned by KEK
Sturridge is England's best player. Hodgson is fucking clueless.
>>68327793
Can't let the lads get too nationalistic.
>>68327793
Cause he's thinking further ahead. Rather have Vardy 100% fresh and not risk him getting injured before Wales.
Why are both our strikers shit lads? Should be 3-0 up at least by now.
>ENGCLAPS
have russia forgotten they have a midfield?
>Sterling
What went wrong?
>>68327861
He's great when not taking set pieces
who /never played sports in their life but still posts/
>>68327924
Because Kane is taking your corners and Sterling and Rooney aren't that good
>>68327924
we can give you an advice or two on strikes if you wish
>>68327960
I play tennis with my dad if it counts
>>68327848
/sp/ has been king of autism for some years now mate, stick around and you will see, it's also shit posting central only shadowed by /b/
>It's a England blow countless chances but Russia win by a single good chance episode
>>68327960
/marching band/ here familia
>>68327960
Embarrassing.
>>68327936
>The Sun's salt when their m8 Redknapp didn't get the job
>>68327883
It's Vardy but Sturridge is 2nd
>>68327944
He trys but hes just not that talented
>>68327872
Not seen him for a long time personally
>>68327843
Another great day is the 12th of July. Even Katy Perry sang about it in her song "Firework".
"You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine, Just own the night like the 12th of July"
Is the Russian team 100% crackas?
>>68328021
Nice lad, I will continue my fun here if this is the case. plenty of janny's feathers to pick from to rustle.
OFFSIDE
BRITBONGS BTFO
>>68328021
Nah, we're bigger autists at /pol/
>>68327102
>Frog trying to banter
You would have legitimately lost against Romania without Payet.
>>68326862
SHUT UP
>kane taking corners
Why FFS? He's proven he's shite at it.
Stuck in a fucking bedsit in creggan estate, hungry af but there are no chippers in bogside fucking hellhole. Send help.
>>68328105
caalm down
That was fucking onside.
>>68328021
> That guy with the obsession of that one tripfag
>our best forward on the pitch is a guy called Raheem Sterling
>>68327960
>tfw played in goal for 5th best welsh footy team for 12-13 year olds back in 2009
>>68328114
>/pol/
>no banter, only shills
>unironically supports a jewish puppet
l m a o
m
a
o
>>68328150
He's a big guy
>>68327779
>>68328030
Don't do this, lads.
wow you fukcing suck
england?
more like shitland
remain
>>68328164
was that English?
>>68328189
are you fucking blind?
>>68328164
worms are a good source of protein
>>68328232
cuck
>>68328126
you're legitimately not winning against russia with all of your players zo
Leave
>>68328204
>best forward
Too much of that wacky baccy m8?
>Those boos
Doing us proud lads
>>68328205
I played defensive in primary school where everyone who was shit was relegated. Those who were good got pissed that we just buzzed them like shit every time they came close to the goal and blocked them from doing anything.
>>68327537
And you came from where?
>>68328205
I was about to call you underage but wow you're fucking 19
>>68328204
>team 50% muslim
>>68328230
I thought Nigeria was supposed to be a friendly, welcoming country
>>68328010
Literally me tbqh
>>68328114
Im also a polak mate, brows both pols, it's not even fucking close mate
>>68328230
Classic Skandi banter.
>sitting in front of the telly
>spend all my time on my phone reading /sp/ for match updates
Thank you technology
>>68328204
Spotted the plastic Man City fan.
Sterling is absoulte shit, shouldn't have even been picked for the final 23.
STERLING
H
I S
T
>>68327936
6million a year to fail for 8 years and swallow the FA's cock. Woy is blessed.
>TFW you have to watch on ITV
jesus. i get better quality watching twitch.tv
>>68328335
Why are you playing tennis with his dad?
ball
I knew England were shit. Didn't think they were this bad though.
ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE
UNLEASH VARDY!!!
lads
Brother's girlfriend keeps coming onto me during this game whenever he goes to the kitchen or the toilet.
What should I do?
>yfw rooney is actually playing well in an international tournament
>these kane blooter corners
why the fuck can't Woy see he's incompetent
>>68328277
Winding up the kids that took it way too serious was the best
>>68327878
Was tempted to go to Cafe/Status but gonna behave myself as it's gonna be a wee house party tomorrow night. Flegs, fireworks and f-buckfast.
russias team is whiter than yours
>>68328205
>tfw my dad was a second division defender
>tfw im absolutely shit at football
>>68328335
its a very nice feel, that one
Kane should be in the box and Rooney taking corners
>that cunt dressed up as fred flintstone
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68328230
Fucking hell lads, pack up and go home, we can't recover from this
England is absolute garbage, goddamn... I seriously hope the 'they're gonna bring it home' meme ends in the group stage
>>68328441
tell her to get to fuck
Fred Flintstone in the crowd
>>68328441
Spit roast her with your brother.
>>68328441
Pop some penicillin and have at 'er
>>68328441
try to help her quit smoking
>>68328441
"come on love just show us yer minge"
>>68328441
Get a cheeky handjob
>>68328441
Finger that slag.
>>68328441
DP her lad
>>68328441
call him a cunt, not that it matters, you lying cunt
>>68328495
top lad
>>68328490
>Rooney corners
No, never again
say it with me lads
6-0
>6-0
6-0
>6-0
6-0
>6-0
6-0
>6-0
6-0
>6-0
Based Eric Dier
>>68328513
>I seriously hope the 'they're gonna bring it home' meme ends
You might be new to football amerifriend. But "Bring it home" never ends.
The runts keep rattling their cage, they must be getting impatient. Their time is nigh.
>>68328441
1. foreplay/etc.
2. call her out
3. act like a bitch
You're going to suffer from consequences either way
can someone give me a link to watch online?
how do we feel about are lads givin the slavs a run for there money?
How do goalkeepers have such good reaction times
It's like they know where the ball's gonna go
Cutting through Russia like an initial German surge
>>68328441
>whenever he goes to the kitchen or the toilet.
she obviously wants to start a fight between you and your brother so she can make your brother stop watching the match and give her attention. get her to send you a saucy text and show it to him. let your brother know what a tart she is so he can hate fuck her then dump her.
>>68328464
He's a decent attacking mid like he seems to be playing now but he's shit as a full on forward
>>68328441
Post pics and nut on her face
>>68328441
give her the good ol' lickaroo
>>68328578
Go away David no one likes you
>>68328441
Give her a cheeky nose job.
>>68328550
I want to. She made me put my head on her lap a minute ago, she claimed she wanted to play with my hair. I could smell her pussy.
>>68328574
inb4
>rooney in manaus.webm
>>68328578
PIG
ITV english fellatio is starting to get annoying
>>68328608
I can give you a link to my oven, Jude.
Fucking hell why does Kane keep taking their corners, he's terrible
>>68328608
Fucking Jews they want everything from us ;-;
>>68328682
>another home game
>oh I say
>>68328669
yeah, this while you shitpost on /sp/ without any kind of proof
>>68328608
dispense shekels
>>68328614
Cricketers can read the bowler's muscle movements and predict where the ball's gonna go before it's thrown. I guess keepers can do something similar.
>>68328437
mate hes gettin in his motor and driving down lookin for some slavs to stab
>>68328669
She wants your dick m8.
>>68328620
I want to have her though. She's quite hot for a slut. My bro has been good to me though.
Vardy for who?
>>68328669
Describe her cooch stink lad
where's David Seaman?
>>68328691
I'm convinced the whole England strategy for this game is some sort of elaborate joke
Kane a shit
>>68328669
That's your breath you smelled. Brush your teeth.
>>68328691
Memes
>>68328608
No, but I've got some caffeine shampoo for you to try out
IT'S NOT COMING HOME LADS
>>68328669
thats stank desu
This game is fucking boring. Can't someone score or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1mYWYB3SH0
>>68328734
you faggots have a whole area in rome devoted to a being you can't prove. give him a break
>>68328860
WHAT A MADMAN
>>68328860
>England
>Scoring at an international tournament
Pick one
>>68328860
foy
>>68327510
google image search mate have you heard of it ??????????????????????? dickhead
Roy getting mad
This is less exciting than the rugby.
>>68328860
>Soccer
>Scoring
>>68328791
We're luring everyone into a false sense of security. When the moment is right, we'll step forward and reveal that when we try, we're just as shit. No one will see it coming.
>>68328860
American detected
>40 minutes
>dominating the game
>no goals
When will bong get good?
>>68328860
careful m9 you're turning into an american
>>68328669
>implying that you aren't an enormous faggot
>>68328877
Time for evening prayers swedebro!
>>68328882
>a being you can't prove
Your gf?
>>68327297
we would support them
>>68328669
> I could smell her pussy.
Implying that isn't your upper lip
Hodgson needs to take out Memeling and put on Vardy asap. Etiquette says wait until HT but common sense says do it now.
>>68326862
SHUT UP
>>68328940
When Studge gets on the pitch
>>68328882
>implying the vatican's main role is religion
>not knowing history
>>68328933
damn i was totally not expecting that
Alli and Hart are the only decent players we've got on the pitch tonight, rest are being shite.
>>68328940
Have some solidarity for your Muslim brothers during Ramadan.
Sterling's been shit. Sub him for Vardy at halftime.
>it's a kane can't reach a rose cross episode
>>68328230
Where's more Muslim, Sweden or Londistan?
Half time ratings
Hart 6
Walker 7
Smalling 6
Rose 6
Dier 7
Rooney 6
Sterling 4
Alli 6
Lallana 8
Kane 6
>>68326862
SHUT UP
>>68329016
>>68329016
>Hart
>only decent players we've got
kek
Why isn't Vardy starting?
Kane is pish
Oh neat, the tournament of the ball kicking men has begun. How many matc-ups have been played so far?
>>68329045
sweden by far
>it's an England can't finish episode
Vardy would've gotten three hattricks by now.
>another missed goal
is this match fixed?
>>68329063
shut up yank cunt
I need to take a shit and halftime is in 5 minutes, what to do ?
RASHFORD WHEN
>>68328895
>>68328898
>>68328908
>>68328927
>>68328935
>>68328948
well I don't want to watch anymore. I might go back to int to talk about willy or bum or something.
>>68329098
I'm just curious I thought he was really good.
>>68329063
Anti-Leicester bias
See also: Drinkwater
>>68329048
>this blatant bait
>>68329100
Wait 5 minutes retard
>>68329100
Go commando lad
>>68329111
About four or so years if he's still playing in a top division
>2014: Nike pulls off a sucessfull advertising move by having their sponsored footballers wearing obnoxiously bright shoes
>2016: every shoes are now fluo
can't we go back to black and white now ?
>>68328987
No point yet lad, lull RUS into false sense of security before HT
>>68329155
LOO
>>68329100
Take a cheeky trouserdumparoo m8
>>68329048
>Lallana 8
Here's your (you)
that's boring as fuck
>>68329130
yank cunt fuck off talkin about football go wank over lebron james
Where's Aki?
>>68329155
I respectfully disagree with your post
What did they mean by this?
>>68329100
Wait 20 minutes
>>68328983
Do Canadians usually smell their own upper lip? Seems a bit weird.
>>68329276
you dont know who that is
We need Jacky Wilsh on for >Llana
>>68329210
unfortunately we live in a faggot age where form is more important than content
Still can't find a working stream.
Guess I won't bother.
Why hasn't Woy put the first team out? It's the first game, he needs to run his fucking systems with the players he's going to pick for the big games
this is not the time to give the nippers a run out
>>68329276
>Most notorious bike seat sniffer
This seems to imply there are load more of them
>this ITV desperation
England have been disgraceful, might as well have watched anime until the 2nd half
Guess this is a zero sum game
Who are these men and what have they done with England?
>>68329343
>wheelchair
Get out scotland
>>68329340
It's Purple Aki. I know full well who he is. Lives in Manchester.
>>68329366
itv are you mad
NEED vardy
none of these cunts have any end product whatsoever
Half time fap? Anyone?
For the love of God please take Kane off and put Vardy on. Can't stand anymore of this.
IDTTSSSIFMG
>>68329210
Just how boring are you?
>>68329366
Use ToView on an android
>>68329366
http://updatescolony.com/uefa-euro-2016-live-stream-online-hd-espn/
low quality but working for me
>>68329391
>might as well have watched anime
pls no
I don't think this semen-slurping sports is for me, m8s
>this Independence Day trailer
holy shit what is this garbage
why is Venables there
>>68329311
Over your head lad shit lip
>>68329460
Aren't you supposed to do Ramadan?
>>68329441
hahaha ok
What's the point of Lallana if he can't score
>>68329460
is she finally out?
>>68329522
It was supposed to look like Euro 96
>>68329471
Just how bad do you dress ?
Kane
>Lazy
>Slow
>Selfish
>Shit
>>68329451
It's probably for the best that he doesn't know
>Soon
Rose has been quality. But if we're going to keep playing those low crosses we need a faster striker.
>kane off
>vary on
COMETH THE HOUR
COMETH THE VARDINATOR
>>68326252
>Thread for us English fans who don't want to watch the match with foreigners spamming the thread
I'm rooting against Russia, can I stay?
CONNECTION ERROR DEEZ NUTS 4CHAN
>>68329460
Isn't that haram for you?
>>68329441
>Manchester
If this man was playing England wouldn't stand a chance
Is Wayne Rooney, dare I say it, actually having a good game?
Post some titties.
Anyone got a stream?
>>68329604
Three pounds of make up
>>68329609
rose has been shit he lost the ball on multiple occasions and gave away a couple of free kicks
we look good lads. it's an unfamiliar feel desu
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>>68329664
Haha Arse Shaving
>>68329460
Who is this and why am I supposed to care?
>>68326252
Tfw Russia will sneak a goal in and you will be worse than Wales
>>68329581
>some faggot that only wears black thinks hes a fashion master
Z E R 0
Bong will win
>>68329675
Yes, now all that's left is a goal and ABUs get BTFO
we WILL see the Sturridge dance by the end of the night
screenshot this
>>68329346
*adipose astigmatic man with tilted hat*
>>68329688
Put the tele on you prick. Unless you are dirt poor.
>>68329688
nigga...it's on itv
>>68329589
most probably 14
Wish there was a filter johnnys option on 4chan x, they all reek of piss.
>>68329703
if you can't get over club rivalries for competitive matches then fuck off back to your containment thread tbph
michael owen
Anyone get the feeling England dominating possession and chances is going to end up with Russia winning 1-0 with some goal completely against the run of play?
>>68329675
Because there's no pressure on him to score and rely on a shitty midfield to provide for him.
Now he can just ping balls about and look good doing it.
>Crouch stood up
Bongs playing solidly, put vardy on for meme reasons and maybe he could even slot one in
>>68329662
Yes. I've got mates there that saw him just last week.
not a fan of this lallana chap
>>68329720
Michelle Rodriguez - Bulldyke Mexican
Cara Delevigne - British model drug addict
>>68329807
if we needed a winger then fine but he can't defend for shit all their chances came from his mistakes
>>68327421
please nigger, its you and india being t-t-t-t-riggered tumblr shitlords spamming the threads with "remove england theyre just /pol/"
go watch niggerhoop
>>68329688
tvcatchup.com
>>68329845
well they lied to you
Woy should be shot for treason if he doesn't bring Vardy on
MIGHT SEE A HOOKER TONIGHT LADS
>>68327510
>brown eyes
Can anyone post drunk british slags on holiday pissing in the street? Thanks!
Crouch's bird is alright
>yfw it is actually coming home
>>68329460
How scandalous!
>>68329921
>MIGHT SEE A HOOKER TONIGHT LADS
your sister coming over for a visit?
>>68329828
DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY
>>68329943
Think she's cheated on him ever?
playing well is alright but if we had drinky and vardy on the pitch we would be 2-0 up right now
>>68329688
Not for gays
>>68329943
>smoking
Fucking dropped!
>>68329921
Don't call her a hooker m8, she's your mum first
>>68329921
if you vote brexit that cutie romanian slag that just made 20 guys blow a load inside her, won't be able to work here.
just marry her
>>68329943
Is Crouch Irish?
>>68329936
She's cute af regardless
>>68329921
Will you be snorting coke from her anus?
Requesting tales of ballbusting escapades
didn't that geordie slag marry a black footy player?
>>68329865
I thought she was dating that hipster musician with an afro? Granted, my only source is spending too much time in /brit/ threads
>>68329869
not my fault you don't understand enough about football to know how modern fullbacks play lad. now back to /arse/ with you.
>>68330029
LOL all the hookers ive fucked have been romanian
>>68329784
>anything i don't agree with is le tip meme
>>68330005
nTerr probably had a cheeky go
>>68329518
Go and get yourself shot by a nigger bro
>>68330106
How much do you pay?
>>68330052
Might put a line on my cock and have her sniff it off Lol
>this nike advert
not as good as some of theirs other ones
>>68330064
yeah the girl from St. Vincent, the photo posted here is old af
Remember second half will be more huffing and puffing. 0-0 FT and /sp/ will be mean.
>>68329898
He's routinely seen all over the North West.
>it's a racemixing propaganda advert
We need a new thread lads!
>>68330165
adultwork dot com
thank me later lads
>that nike ad with the white mother and black father
>>68330020
Faggot. She's hot enough to ignore it.
>>68330165
60 squid for 30 minute 80 squid for 1 hr
>>68326653
Bog off latvija
>mafia
>coloured guy
>>68330278
I could really go for that pizza
>>68330251
This is what i use
Just set your criteria to hookers within a 1 mile radius and you might find some thicc hoe on your road!
Harry Kane is a Firestarter
>>68330267
Does that include the antibiotics and a little comb?
>>68330278
Jorgie is one of our hottest girls imo.
>this cringey harry kane advert
Fuck's sake.
>>68330278
She'd look good with a black cock up her
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please bet responsibly
>>68330479
>Sweden
>>68330395
Hookers are probably cleaner than your standard Club slut
>>68330598
cheaper than a night in town too
>>68330534
lol
>>68330278
>tfw ordering pizza is the only way I get a greasy box in my bed
If they dont kill all anglo scum after this...
>>68330736
left is fat like the other now
>>68328393
>being a mong
>>68330479
ye da would lad
OFFSIDE
>>68327510
smoking makes you look cool and sexy
