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Excited for the Xhaka derby desu
>le xhakalicious kosovo derby
are you expecting losing any of your players to the newly uefa legal kosovo NT?
Is Albania the big guy team?
Probably gonna be a pretty poor match
Literally who
>Switzerland vs Albania
>Flag positioning is the exact opposite
top bantz lad
>>68304887
Xhaka and Behrami have already said they won't.
2-1 for the Swiss Golden Brothers. You saw it here
Don't you mean Albania vs Albania?
>>68304916
Too easy.
>>68304944
Such original joke.
>>68304944
fuck off piss france i already made that joke
>>68304824
Switzerland vs Albania.
More like Albania vs Albania.
Due to Switzerland's high quantity of players of Albanian ethnicity.
>>68305018
Huehuehue
All this multiculti talk got me thinking. Who would have the best european team if you could only use native born children from native mother and father?
>>68304877
Xhaka was shit last time I watched the Swiss, literally barely touched the ball
Why the fuck did we buy him
>>68305046
spain
we will win 2:0 against the inferior albanians
Pretty poor day for the euro, tomorrow looks much better.
>>68305067
>we
>>68304916
>>68304944
>>68305046
/sp/ is for discussing sports
>>>/pol/
>>>/int/
>>68304824
Does any one think that this games match up could be called Albaynia versus Albania? heh. Just a little observation joke for a laugh. Good luck teams, heres to a good match.
>>68305046
Spain 2bh lad. The only non native is the mother of Silva (japanese)
>>68305069
>we
>>68305046
Germany or Spain
>>68305081
5 better teams than France playing today m80
>>68305082
Yes I am arsenal
>>68305081
I'm excited for the England bantz. Russia is pretty good so it should be an interesting game.
>tfw I thought the euros started tonight
fuck me m8s
>>68305124
Russia are wank, I watched them against the Czech republic
Kokorin was literally the only player of any worth. Smolov disappointed massively
>>68304824
Fuck the Swiss
Maybe I'll pass on albania derby. It'll be 1-0 for rich albania
>>68304981
>Germans talking about piss
Ha.
>>68305200
You play like shit, François.
>>68305224
At least I'm not a mountain jew.
>>68305083
Mehmet.
I'm actually nervous for this evening now, I know we should beat Russia but fuck if we don't
Albania vs Albania 2: Electric Boogaloo
should be a fun match, out of 22 players on the pitch there will be 17 albobros, I expect some cheeky Kosovo flags on the stands too
>>68305081
You know what
After Romania's performance yesterday I'm actually optimistic about the quality of these Euros, if they all give that kind of heart we've got a tournament on our hands
Are that many Swiss players of albanian heritage?
>>68305481
6 in the whole squad.
Land Thiefs VS Tax Thiefs
>>68305502
Just a coincidence? Never realized there are such ties between Albania and Switzerland
>>68305512
Why are you so mad, Mohammed?
God i'm so hoping for a happening
>>68305611
A lot of the current eastern European immigrants came over in the late 80's and early 90's as labourers. The idea was that they would return after the work was done, with more money than they'd have made, if they did the same job back in their home country. But then war broke out, and you can't really send people back into an active warzone.
Nowadays the children of those immigrants, or even ones that came over when they were young make up a chunk of the footballers, since they're the ones that come from the more working class backgrounds, and are more willing to take the risk of a football career to get rich.
>>68305685
it's ok, netherlands, next time you'll make it to the tourney
I am looking forward to the Albania v Switzerland game today
Will be good to see lots of Muslim athletes on the pitch at once
>>68305692
I see, thanks for the explanation man. Learned something today.
>>68305725
maybe not
Isn't Swiss national team like 70% Albanian anyway?
WalkGOD on Nobel Prize watch
Seriously lads, what do you expect from this match? I want to bet on it but have no clue.
Switzerland looked unimpressive as hell when I watched them, and Albania basically only qualified due to Serbia getting penalized.
Cheeky victory for the Swiss?
Excluding spain, Switzerland is the team with the best fullbacks in the whole tournament
>>68305096
>not knowing he's albanian
technically correct, don't be fooled by the flag
>>68305888
save your money?
>>68305725
don't like the dutch not being there desu. they're usually the team i support after england have spaghetti'd their way out of a tournament
>>68305896
England's are pretty strong too.
>>68305918
fuck off paddy
>>68305777
>3 shit teams
>zlatan-less sweden
>an aging france side
>>68305977
damn, not being good enough for an extended euro 2016 really has got to you.
Maybe go watch some man city clips to cheer up, none from last season though
we should win this one easily if we want to advance
>>68305993
>an aging france side
in what sense? next qualies they could be playing Laporte/Varane/Zouma/Kos at Cb, none of whom are old, no old midfielders and giroud/griezman/payet/martial are not so old bar maybe payet
only fbs are old
albeit shit, still better than nedershits
finishing 2nd gives them playoffs that they could lose
>>68305977
That's good advice you addicted fag.
Go for a 1-1 otherwise.
>>68305094
David Silva seems like such a shy lad. Than or he's shit at English. I like him either way because he never kicks up a fuss. He's like the Spanish kante.
So fucking hyped for this match. Square flag is a lot better but Albania is going to be such a pain in the ass
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>>68306105
>so fucking hyped for this match
why
>>68306119
Albania gonna win
>>68306074
>addicted
Won 25 euros already, first day, I know what Im doing usually
>1-1
Why? Isn't Albania trash-tier?
>>68306116
>tfw Mehmedi is probably going to start over him
Ugh.
Easy 1-0 for Albania. It will be a boring match.
>>68304824
Is my nigga rey manaj starting?
>>68306152
Are there any pure swiss players besides Lichtsteiner?
>>68306167
Avem unde să-l vedem, la vreun post tv?
Eu mi-aş dori să fie 2-0 pentru Elveția, albozergii să nu ajungă nici pe locul 3.
Friendly reminder that the only reason Albania qualified for the Euros is because Denmark slipped. Same applies to Sweden.
Both are meme teams that won't get a single point.
>>68306228
Who is the Danish Steven Gerard?
>>68306205
Fabian Schär is a full-blooded Eidgenosse senpai
>>68306228
Albozergs won't reach the next stage.
>>68306211
Pe dolce sport. Eu nu...vreau sa ii bata albanezii si dupa sa ii futem si noi pe elvetieni si pe albanezi.
>>68306167
Switzerland is gonna win. They're way better than us too but hopefully we can continue the form from the France game and beat them.
>>68306248
Daniel Agger
At least in the last game he played for the NT.
Think I'll skip this match. Too much meme for me.
>>68306228
Denmark is only good at esports.
>>68306205
Sommer, Bürki, Hitz, Lang, Schär, Frei, von Bergen and Elvedi. Steffen probably would have come along, if he weren't ded.
>>68306268
On paper they might be better, but they then to choke a lot. Shitty Teamplayers
>>68306268
They aren't that good. Just because Shaqiri and Xhaka? I can't see them going trough , doe.
Actually...we will see how they will play today and then we can count our chances of qualifying to the next round.
>>68306303
So...you say that there's hope for us.
>>68306273
At least watch the memeiest of the day, England-Russia
>>68306248
>>68306270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLcHardvTMo for reference
Rooting for albania to make the banter less one sided
>>68305018
heh interesting analysis heh heh
Who /Lorik Cana/ here?
>>68306260
Mulțumesc.
Noi oricum batem ambele echipe de albanezi.
>>68306516
>getting arrested on the day we play
wew
>>68306553
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUISSE
>>68306489
Sper sa le dam in gura. Mergem mai departe si ne luam revansa de la Francezi.
>>68306553
>that ''''''swiss'''''' midfield and forward line
>>68306553
im expecting these guys to meme it up and make the game entertaining
ablania 1 suise 0
What a clusterfuck.
>>68306553
>mehmedi
kek
>>68306767
>ozil
kek
>>68306767
>mustafi
kek
>>68306767
Ehehehe, I bet nobody ever thought of that one.
Where's the best place to watch this online?
Is uefaeuro2016live any good?
>>68306765
Veseli won the U17 world cup with Switzerland.
>>68306767
Embolo's versatility is his greatest weakness. He can play on both wings, and as a CF, which makes him a better sub option. And that's why Mehmedi starts over him.
/sp/ was so comfy during the CL, EL, PL, Bundesu and Italy games, I leave for a month,
what the fuck happened?
where is the albania lineup?
me neither
>>68306855
It's not on live TV in australia? I thought you were European nowadays.
>>68306553
Morocco plays at the Euros?
>>68306881
it is on subscription tv (foxtel)
Is the Swiss play-style still boring as fuck?
I have horrible memories of international features with the Swiss
>>68306553
Y0ou might get bantered that your team looks like France's but you're a small and very rich country and probably have a very very limited pool to draw from.
France on the other hand has a population of 66 million and have to rely on immigrants to form a fucking squad. It's pretty much a club team, a very good club team. That's why they were so relaxed,for them it wasn't more than a semi-important league match.
Also,the albanians are the most retardedly nationalistic group of "people", expect them to 5th column you
>>68306553
>Mehmedi
>Seferovic
>Shaqiri
>Xhaka
>Dzemaili
>Behrami
>Rodriguez
>Djourou
It looks like the last three are there just so the actual Swiss can identify with their team in any way at all.
>>68306938
What does a Swiss name sound like, toilet cleaner?
>>68306903
Gelson is based to be fair. Speaks 3 of the 4 languages, and has helped his cousin stay grounded.
>Die "Nati"
lol nobody cares about switzerland or albania.
fucking swiss shouldn't even be allowed to take part in the EURO.
>>68306881
Don't really watch TV and apparently >>68306909
Need a link for somewhere to watch pls.
>>68306951
At least he gets to clean toilets with the pride of not having sold out his countrymen for a quick buck unlike you and the rest of western europe
>>68306909
>>68306990
>>68306881
Actually it's on SBS free tv
>>68306986
>Young Boys
>>68306881
We get some games on free tv (mainly knockout games though), the rest are on pay tv
>>68307013
None tonight m8
>>68306990
If you go to unblock-us, you can sign up for a free trial for their dns service. Set it to the uk and you watch the games live on bbc iplayer.
It literally takes about 5 minutes to set up
>>68307035>>68306990
I think the opera browser has a built in vpn that bypasses country blocks. IDK I stopped uusing it since they fucked it up(muh opera 12). Try it and see if it works
>>68307019
Zakaria plays for >Young Boys too.
>Albania B: Sommer; Lichtsteiner, Schär, Djourou, RodrÃguez; Behrami, Džemaili, Xhaka; Shaqiri, Seferović, Mehmedi #ALBvsALB
>>68307035
There's no where else on the net? Don't really want to go through that DNS shit.
>>68307084
Really? That's pretty amazing if I can get it working. The BBC has some amazing shows, even beyond just watching it for the euros
>>68306553
"""""""""""""""""""swiss"""""""""""""""""""" team
What do you swiss think of Lichsteiner?
So which of the teams is ours? Are the player able to tell who's their team mate and who isn't?
>>68306553
>djourou
WHY
expect him pretty good lineup
>>68306986
Von Bergen doesn't even have foreign heritage.
>>68307136
Swiss """"""""""""culture"""""""""""" .
I don't like this meme camera.
>>68306553
Where is Moubandje ?
>>68307176
He's actually become pretty good while he was in Germany.
So how hard is Albania gonna get BTFO? 3-0 to Switzerland I think
>>68305888
Bet the under. 1-0 Swiss is my best guess
Must admit, I prefer ITVs opening sequence
>>68307226
Could be that but I think Albania might be sitting deep throughout the match
Based Henry
THIERRY
>>68305977
cheeky 5er on a draw senpai
Afternoon lads, what are you drinking/snacking on?
>>68307277
Same fizzy belts as yesterday. There were loads in that pack
>>68307277
Carrots
HD stream
acestream://929d59a8c981f7372accda7fcae6c1e16aee2acb
>>68307277
Leffe beer and some pizza from last night
stella weed frazzles
>>68306920
New manager this time.
>>68304824
We gonna get rekt.
>>68307277
Just came back from a spoons breakfast. Absolutely champion.
>>68307277
coffee is all. will stock up after this match
>>68307277
coffee
>>68307139
he was awful for la Real
>>68307319
Any line-up Albanian friend ? Wanna see how your team looks like
>>68307325
what kind?
>Henry confirming that it's Payet with a sharp T
>>68307333
He's not been doing much better for Frankfurt. But he kept them up, so there's that at least.
Is this going to be comfy lads?
>>68307342
b-but he's french
>>68307340
instant. some tesco finest columbian stuff
>>68307277
Drinking a cab merlot while mentally practising feedback to staff member about how they're a know-it-all and it's hurting their career
How the fuck do you tell someone who can't stand being wrong that they have a problem with being wrong
Why are there brits ITT talking about Henry ? Is he on british TV commenting Euro ?
only six and a half hours to go
>>68305888
Albania to win 1-0. Both teams suck, but I expect Albania to know they suck and try and make up for it.
>>68307378
on the bbc
god why is henry so comfy
i miss him
Why is Henry so much better at punditry when he's with BBC than Sky?
>>68307277
just had a sandwich and some beef hula hoops
kettle going on
What do Albanians think of the Swiss Albanians? Do they treat them like traitors?
>Federer thowing his match so he can watch football
>>68307378
BBC1 punditing atm
>>68306553
SEFEROVIĆ MY HOMIE
I cry everytiem
BBC bantZ
>>68307387
BBC is comfy
>>68307387
Because with sky he's probably forced to say some controversial things for views
Hope terrorist attack happens on the pitch and everyone dies desu.
>>68307385
i wish so much he came back to France for this :(
in France we have >Lizarazu and >Djorkaeff and >Arsene Wenger for the WC
How is BBC financed? With tax money?
>>68307333
he always gives his best, but he seems to lack the technical skill or the strategic foresight to actually score some goals. Though with his engagement he might be able to "pull" the others as well
BASED COLEMAN
Fuck Chris Coleman for taking all the credit of Gary Speed's work
>>68307395
People from Kosovo and Albanian nationalists do.
The rest would have done the same (flee this shit-hole) given the opportunity.
>>68307377
>How the fuck do you tell someone who can't stand being wrong that they have a problem with being wrong
You don't. Those people are the worst kind. You could be murdered.
>>68307425
me too m8
how many albanian players do you know?
>>68307429
No
License fee, nothing really to do with the government like a tax fee would
>>68307426
regarde l'Equipe 21 mon petit
Il y a Micoud, entre autre.
>Wales
>gets beat by us with 3-0
just go home
>>68307451
16 in that image
>>68307451
7 of their starting lineup.
Look at the cancer hole in Hartson's head
>tfw you'll never live in Switzerland
>tfw you'll never live life on easy mode
>>68307451
berisha, cana and hysaj because they are playing or played in serie a and xhaka because he's a meme
>>68307426
Unlucky m8. So glad hes on the bbc. means Jermaine Jenas will be on less times too
>>68307425
>Seferovic
You want to kill a Serb?
>>68307451
Hysaj is probably the best fullback in Serie A.
Cana spent all his career in France and was based but now he is getting old.
>>68307473
top bants
>>68307084
opera doesn't list the UK as an option
who else /rooting for ISIS/ here?
>Swiss v Albania pre-show
>talk about Wales
Can't wait for the sheep to be btfo
>>68307480
that's a very rude to say about somebody anon
The only good thing out of Switzerland is cheese fondue
mmmm
Also I live like 10 mins away from Basel, right over the border
I hate you Swiss fucks always coming over here to buy shit for cheap cause you get the added value tax back.
Seriously there are SO many Swiss people here buying shit left and right cause for them it's cheap. And they all can't drive and are also rude as shit.
>>68307035
This definitely works does it lad? Might have to do this.
post predictions
this is going to be an easy 2-0 for Xhaka's team
>>68307445
In all other respects he's a really genuine, lovely guy. My only strategy is to bring that out first, put him in that mindset with a recent example, then use that to overpower him being a fucking know it all.
>>68307493
>seferović
>a serbroach
top kek lad
>>68307512
they probably did 0 research on Albania and the Swiss
>>68307516
He's the one showing it off. Could've wore a hat or something.
>that stuffed lion still there
:3
>>68307461
but they dont stream the matchs
obligated with TF1, M6 or BeIn
>>68307277
Sauv Blanc, the only booze in the flat. Trying to get as pissed as poss before heading into town for England
>>68306874
Top kek I used to play with him, how he ended up a professional player I'll never know
>>68307517
based Basel
very nice museums there
too bad it's always in construction
which xhaka do you stand for? the albanian one or the swiss one?
>>68307293
ty romania
>>68307520
Yes. It's essentially go to their website, give them your email, then follow a youtube video where you edit your windows dns settings and you're good to go
Shearer CBE?
>>68307531
Some intern probably printed some stuff for the commentators, that's about it.
>>68307425
You think terrorists would attack a game where 90% of the audience is muslim?
>>68307483
I still managed to end up as a 25year old kv NEET without any perspectives for the future. Just a matter of time til my parents kick me out
come on switzerland
>>68307571
Should've voted for basic income
>>68307529
same thing lad
>>68307425
edgy
give me one good reason why we haven't banned eastern europeans from /sp/
>>68307564
hope its not Lawrenson
>>68307554
Can you link the youtube video? Not sure about the automatic set up thing they're offering.
Reminder that Albania literally bribed their way to the Euros.
>>68307549
Everywhere is always under construction. That's just how shit works here.
>road works finish around September
>winter comes
>roads take damage from the cold and ice
>road works begin in March
Repeat every year.
>>68307591
nah, we're white, they're turkish rape babbys
why are they talking about rooney when switzerland albania is about to start?
>>68307512
this always annoys me
they do it every single tournament
is albania any good?
>>68307604
albania has fifa money?
>>68307610
Lazy punditry.
>>68307610
they don't give a crud
>>68307610
Because no-one in uk cares about either country
>>68307557
For his services in football management and punditry
>>68307610
self centered anglos
why do you watch them
>>68307607
Oh I know that's how everything is impeccable
>>68307451
wait which team is which?
>>68307451
Ansi Agolli played in the Finnish league.
>>68307277
just had tuna and baked beans now drinking a coffee
>>68307637
so smug, I love it
is embolo any good ? he may finally leave for a decent league this season
>>68307637
Vardys first holiday abroad, hope he enjoys it
