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England 416 v Sri Lanka 0/83 (24.4 ov)
In summary:
>leave the EU
>control migration
>don't fall for /pol/'s demonstratably incorrect rhetoric
Nice thread lad
>>68269298
dont forget ban islam
>>68269298
>this will trigger the Saxon
>>68269309
i thought it was theme appropriate
also
>Wankush the only one discussing cricket
What a time to be alive
>>68269314
>>don't fall for /pol/'s demonstratably incorrect rhetoric
Although Islam is not a faultless religion and there are serious problems with it that should be addressed
>>68269341
>Wankush the only one discussing cricket
My shitposting days are behind me lad.
Might invite some r/cricket friends here to add to the discussion.
>>68269298
no /pol/ is right about islam, i'd like to be able to tend to my wife's visitor in peace without the risk of being chucked from a ten story building THANK YOU VERY MUCH
>>68269341
we were discussing it earlier, unfortunately this innings has been dull as dish water, only 1 chance, going at 3 an over, crowd is dead
Really need to start taking wickets soon...
>>68269379
I see your habit of imitating daniel is not yet past you
Also, I'm really enjoying this risky Sri Lankan top order batting.
>Anderson going for 4,4,4
got twenty on sri lanka at 11/1
>>68269441
draw is far more likely
>>68269409
It was just some friendly banter m8
>>68269418
>six off his first two balls
I'm loving every moment tbqh
Good to see some fight from Sri Lanka. I'm glad it's not all doom and gloom
if england lose this they'll be low on confidence and amir will do a 13/14 johnson on them
>>68269399
I'm genuinely impressed at your ability to ignore every single truthbomb I dropped on you
>>68269555
t. British Paki
>>68269573
i addressed them all
you're inflicted with a mental illness known as liblogic m8
>>68269298
>leave the eu
no, dumb idea. i'm against it because of my job etc, but a lot of people stand to suffer on a security front. EU shares information well about terrorist attacks etc. Only way I can see leaving EU working is if it forced change and makes the EU less of a bloated self-serving bureaucratic0 nightmare
>control migration
controlling european migration, unskilled labour coming in from EU forces the government to turn away skilled workers/people who actually need our help due to influx of unskilled labour. example lots of children trafficked as sex slaves from russia etc are sent back because the government just need to hit immigration targets, and the children end up being abused again and probably straight back. we could help people like this but can't/won't currently.
>/pol/'s rhetoric
kek
>>68269602
i explicitly told you that you were conflating correlation and causation
you responded by conflating correlation and causation
>>68269627
how would the EU affect your job? I know nothing about European banking
>>68269602
You literally ignored every single one and clung to the pathetic LE MIDDLE EAST IS LE FUCKED BECAUSE OF LE ISLAM XD XD argument.
I am LITERALLY NOT a liberal and am a firm believer in conservative politics, but I'll let you pretend I'm your boogeyman if that gives you comfort after my muscular posts shook you to your very core.
>>68269700
you are a Worst Australian though so all your "opinions" should be taken with a pinch of salt
>>68269539
Yeah, they've been terrible with their first inning performances this series.
It's still too early to judge but I'd love to see them get a decent lead.
Watching cricket during Euro and Copa America.What the fuck is wrong with you poomunity?
>>68269627
what rhetoric of /pol/ is it you disagree with, carl?
you have 10 seconds to explain why jews are pro islamic immigration into europe but are adamant about Israel remaining homogeneous
>>68269658
I'm going for jobs at a bank in risk analysis. basically if we leave the EU less investment as less access to europe which is why a lot of people invest in the UK. a lot of banking issues arise from confidence, so even if the UK ends up being able to trade as part of the single market in europe a lot of people will rush to get money out of Britain as soon as we leave, leading to more and more people doing it etc.would risk the job I have a very high chance of getting because who wants to take on workers during a time of uncertainty?
>>68269747
>wogball
>>68269747
>watching football
'no'
>>68269747
We're not watching cricket, we're arguing about the brexit m8.
>>68269747
>povertygrass
>this flag
literally pathetic
kys bandwagoner
>>68269636
no i didn't, a lot of it is simply causation
>>68269700
not entirely because of it, no. but all muslim countries are shit, this is a unique phenomenon that only islam has to answer for
>>68269791
Pathetic
>>68269814
>a lot of it is simply causation
prove it
>>68269814
Kek
Are you literally 12?
Bairstow got the butter off his fingers it seems
>>68269627
intelligence are more than capable of sharing information without the need for the EU
and just as an example, how well did the EU stop:
2004 madrid train bombings
7/7 bombings in london
paris attacks
Charlie hebdo
brussels bombings/attacks
the spate of rapes and crime through Europe that coincided with the migrant crisis
cologne
sweden rapes
>karunaratne out
>ausbros bet wins
A GREAT DAY FOR ALL
Warner
Cook
Williamson
Root
Smith
de Villiers
Chandimal (wk)
Starc
Broad
Hazlewood
Shah
just made $15 thanks to jynn lads
>>68269804
It's much better than cricket.
>>68269750
most of it, the fact /pol/ blames minorities for everything. it's the culture they come from's fault, simple economic fact proves this most of the time. in the UK assuming every factor is equal testing of white and black kids in school leads to equal results. in america, black kids at 'white schools' do the same as white kids, everyone at 'black schools' fail, meaning black culture in america is flawed. yet pol claims niggers are dumb constantly. exact same situation with muslim countries their culture is horrible, which they bring to european countries. take them out of it and they are fine
>>68269627
>but a lot of people stand to suffer on a security front. EU shares information well about terrorist attacks etc.
Right. I am going to pull you up right there.
That is out and out scaremongering. The Brexit would in no way impact the intelligence community. Britain's closest intelligence partners (five eyes) literally are not even EU members.
>>68269910
Yep, maybe not Chandimal, but yep
>>68269791
I haven't been keeping up with Brexit.What's it all about?
>>68269905
thank fuck, the wifes son will be getting his tendies afterall
>>68269931
Kek
>>68269931
>this flag
>this post
>>68269910
Isn't Shah banned right now?
>>68269957
him or de Kock
>>68269833
the mullahs of pakistan
the oppressive dictatorships of the middle east
the horrific and barbaric practices of indonesia
the police state of iran
countries so far apart historically, culturally, ethnically and geographically all with dat dere religion of peace in common ;)
>>68270005
no he is already unbanned
>>68269910
Switch Smith for Ul-haq and Chanders for Voges and you're set
>>68270028
>the horrific and barbaric practices of indonesia
What do you mean?
>>68270028
None of them are purely the result of Islam and you're a child if you think otherwise
>>68269943
white people do have higher iqs than black people though
>and they're fine
go ask them what they think of women and gay rights mate
>>68270028
all you are doing is listing the correlation. Here I can do the same thing
Joseph Kony and the Lords Resistance Army
Irish Republican Army
Heavenly Kingdom and the Taiping Rebellion
Ku Klux Klan
Croatian National Resistance
etc
>>68270134
One of Australia's spinners is Muslim and a huge advocate of female rights and education. I also know a Muslim that's a hardcore, men are pigs tier feminist
>>68270067
they love stoning and shit like this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3512517/Village-damned-Hundreds-mentally-ill-patients-shackled-locked-away-Indonesian-village-condition-blamed-incest-malnutrition.html
>>68270109
i don't say it was PURELY the result
>>68269910
>no mominul haque
people always forget how goat this guy is, averages 60 playing for Bangladesh, would be hard to slot him in though as that top 6 is pretty mustard
>hazlewood
i dont get the hype behind him, still think hes behind starc, pattinson and even cummins
agree with 10 of your 11 though :)
We need to make a squad featuring 1 player from every test nation and 1 associate player, that would take some thinking
>>68269984
(Y)
>>68270178
I thought all Australian sportsmen were boofheads.
>>68270190
>they love stoning and shit like this
Kek, have you ever even been to Indonesia?
>>68270166
>libtard logic
ha are you serious
africa is indeed a shithole, (though i'd still much rather live in christian africa than islamic africa)but the rest of what you have listed is either dissolved or so small scale it's not even worth mentioning
really, i point out widespread oppression and and human rights violation by islamic regimes across the whole world and thats what you come up with? fucking hell am i talking to owen jones right now
>>68270265
>>68270265
emphasis on REGIMES
as that's very important
>>68270178
doesn't matter, vast majority aren't like that
stop libbing out
>>68269910
>starc over amir
>smith
you're clueless
>>68270203
Hazlewood is LITERALLY the 2nd best bowler in the world, only behind Broad
The way I see it, Starc is the most talented bowler in the world, but Broad is the most skillful, followed by Hazlewood.
To be a good test bowler you have to have an exceptional skill. James Anderson for example is a master of swing bowling. However, the reason Dale Steyn is an entire tier above Anderson is because he is just as good a swing bowler (atleast with the outy), but did it at 145 kp/h rather than 135 kp/h.
For me, Broad has the widest skill set to be successful in all conditions. Height, control of line and length. Decent control over the seam. Decent pace if he isn't being a fucking sook. Hazlewood is in the same mould. He swings the ball conventionally and with reverse. He seams the ball if that is on offer. He has good height and he has wonderful control of line and length. Basically McGrath-lite
The reason I say Starc is the most talented bowler is because he has the most toys. He has the height, he can swing it more prodigiously than Broad or Hazlewood and most importantly, he has express pace. The one thing he doesn't have yet is a radar, and that's why Hazlewood>Starc
Hazlewood is the guy you can bowl for 6-7 overs, set up a batsman and execute a plan. Starc is basically the guy who you bring on for 3 overs to see if he pulls an unplayable "jaffa" out of the bag and gets a wicket out of nowhere. And I would always take a reliable, pressure-building bowler like Hazlewood over a le impact bowler like Starc.
if Starc can find a rader like he has when bowling yorkers (which is why he is literally THE GOAT in white-ball cricket) he will be GOAT-tier.
>>68270258
no but i read the news m8
>>68270424
fair reasoning :)
1 Raza (zim)
2 Warner (aus)
3 Williamson (nz)
4 Kohli (ind)
5 Root (eng)
6 ABDV (sa)
7 Chandimal (sl)
8 Shakib (bang)
9 Shah (pak)
10 Roach (wi)
11 Rankin (ass)
Feel free to critique my multi-cultural XI
Had the difficult choice of smith + cook or warner + root
>>68270528
stacked batting but the bowling is club-tier
get Roach da fuck out of there. It aint 2010 anymore, the lad is done. Darren Bravo needs to go in because he is their one good player. im too tired to do it tho good night
If you HAD to pick a cricket side to win a match for EARTH against a team of aliens on a RANDOM pitch you would not pick this side at your peril-
cook
warner
Kohli
Root
Rahane
Bairstow
Stokes
Woakes
Amir
Yasir
Hazlewood
Therefore it is the true world XI
>>68270419
t. Mohammad Khan
>>68270600
i wouldn't say shakib al hasan, yasir shah are club tier
the difficulty was finding a pair of seamers from what was left which was Windies and Associates, the only other seamer i could think of was hamid hassan at Afghanistan
This is definitely a bat first team and used shah & shakib on day 4/5
'one of the great bowlers'
nasser on broad
Based captcha promoting >our sport
england getting murdered
how are they not going to lose to a side with a far better bowling attack than sri lanka like pak?
>>68270864
350 wickets at 28
Has decent records away from home too
22 in uae
26 in sa
31 in nz
32 in aus
Just needs a good tour of india this winter as hes only played 2 tests there, a 10w win and a draw
>>68271023
he's not even tier 3
he's worse than someone like chaminda vaas who didn't get to play a dozen test matches in england a year. he's on par with darren gough
why are england so shit at lords lads?
>>68269251
DELETE THIS.
Does anyone turn up to cricket matches that aren't the Ashes in England?
>>68271508
I would.
>>68270964
Muhammed pls your gimmick is getting old
>>68271508
I unironically go to Durham games when I'm not working away. Undoubtedly the comfiest way to waste days off.
>>68271508
they might have had attendance issues from the storms this week putting people off
>>68271593
i'm not a paki but i no longer see any way for eng to beat pak
pak will win lords and the oval. england will win old trafford but that's probably it
this current english side is overrated and has achieved nothing of note
>>68271678
Lad, if you keep this up I might unironically start believing. But as it stands I have no hope in >our batting.
>>68271767
it's no worse than sri lankas
>>68271678
I've never seen anyone consistently refer to Pakistan as "pak" apart from pakis who shitpost on cricinfo updates.
You aren't batting on UAE roads this time, England might be making hard work of Sri Lanka in this test but your batting is going to need to improve hugely to dominate here.
>>68271678
t. Abdul al shitskin
Has there ever been a better squad of cricketers than Worcestershire's current XI? Serious question.
>>68272414
The MAF Hawks aren't too bad tbẖ
>>68272414
Not sure whether you're meming but they have some seriously promising batsmen
>Joe Clarke
>Brett D'Oliveira
>Tom Kohler-Cadmore
All those have a chance of playing for England. Rate Ross Whiteley too. Oh AND not forgetting Tom Fell coming back from cancer treatment :___;
>>68281417
Only half memeing, grew up in Worcestershire and always supported them. As a junior I played against D'Oliveira and Rhodes, and have met Rhodes Sr a few times. Yeah plenty of potential in the squad, hopefully brother Mo has paved the way for Worcestershire players to get a look in on the national stage, because the likes of Solanki, Davies, Batty, Moore and Ali all kept getting overlooked and jumped ship to bigger counties (and barely played for England again).
>>68272484
I'm all for developing countries getting involved with cricket, but let's not pretend the Hawks are on a par with the mighty Pears lad.
Lads just got a wristy at an Asian massage parlor and now I'm looking up outcall escorts to root.
>tfw when I'm turning into Mackaybro
>>68270028
>the mullahs of pakistan
They are literally only relevant because of the Pakistan Army's Islamifaction policies in the 70s to consolidate their power. Pakistan was slowly becoming as secular as India before that.
>the oppressive dictatorships of the middle east
You can thank the British, French and Americans for that. Those dictatorships are in place so we can have our oil.
>the horrific and barbaric practices of indonesia
Elaborate?
>the police state of iran
Yet again, oppression fosters radicalism. Iran LITERALLY elected a secular democratic socialist in 1953 and the Brits and Americans LITERALLY threw him out because he wanted to nationalize their oil. The ayatollahs swept in power because they win hearts and minds. If you're poor and some priest gives you free food and education because his god tells him to, obviously you're going to support him over some corrupt Shah.
Anyone who thinks Islam is the root cause of these countries' problem is historically retarded and needs a proper history education. Islam is a dogshit religion, but facilitates these problems more than it creates them. It's also had its bright spots like the Islamic Golden Age.
While Western Europe was being eaten by rats and blaming Jews for it, the caliphate had made some of the most crucial steps forward in science and maths. You literally wouldn't have algebra if it weren't for Muslims.
I'm no fan of Islam by any stretch, but give credit where its due.
>>68270528
Ed Joyce
David Warner
Kane Williamson
Virat Kohli
Darren Bravo
Sean Williams
Dinesh Chandimal
Yasir Shah
Stuart Broad
Dale Steyn
Mustafizur Rahman
>>68290871
Actually change my mind
Ed Joyce
Murali Vijay
Kane Williamson
Joe Root
Darren Bravo
Sean Williams
Dinesh Chandimal
Yasir Shah
Josh Hazlewood
Kagiso Rabada
Mustafizur Rahman
Is Lakmal a lanklet for Lanka?
Cook (c)
Root
KP
Bairstow
Borthwick/Bell
Stokes
Buttler (wk)
Ali
Wood
Broad
Anderson
Do NOT under any circumstance even ATTEMPT to find a flaw in this MAJESTIC and expertly comprised team.
>>68292718
0/10 shit bait apply yourself
>>68290871
>>68290944
Pretty good, potential other option:
Shahzad (wk)
Warner
Williamson
Rahane
B Taylor (if he still counts)
Mathews
Darren Bravo
Broad
Rabada
Mustafizur
Shah
For Eng vs Pak
Cook
Hales
Root
Borthwick
Bairstow
Stokes
Ali
Buttler (wk)
Broad
Finn
Anderson
For Aus vs SL
Warner
Burns
Khawaja
Smith
Voges
Nevill
Starc
SOK
Hazlewood
Pattinson
Lyon
For NZ vs Zim
Latham
Raval
Williamson
Taylor
Guptill
Watling
Santner
Southee
Henry
Wagner
Boult
Why don't we see this in cricket?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxyjkXrUzdE
>>68294829
most stadiums sing God Bless America at the 7th inning stretch
>>68293075
>LE FUGG LE MIDGE MARZH XDDD
Pattinjured is ded again you SEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual
Best Marsh comes in for him and this team is correct
why the fuck has Zimbabwe not been axed yet
until Mugabe dies, there is no way they're ever going to perform on a test level again
>>68293075
SOK above starc
>>68292983
Bit of a struggle having your keeper open, especially if he's a fat fuck like Shahzad
Surprised you picked Rahane over Kohli but there is merit to it.
>>68293075
The NZ and Eng XIs are objectively the patrician's choice, with the exception of Wood in for Finn if he's available.
MMarsh in for Pattinson.
>>68293075
#bringbackwoakes
>>68297169
Yeah I initially thought it could be a good move to allow an extra batsman but really you'd just be able to swap Chandimal for Mathews and that may not really be a big advantage. Joyce is probably a better batsman than Shahzad, definitely more proven (though not as an opener).
He does keep in Afg's 4-day games sometimes but they prefer for him to not do it. His 200 came when he wasn't keeping.
And yeah Kohli and Rahane is 50/50 but I prefer Rahane slightly, he's a bit more trustworthy in tests.
tired af desu
>>68297695
Rahane is the safer bet outside of India, but Kholi is better in home games
Rahane seems like a good lad though
>>68298072
Hope you're not too tired to watch our sport
>>68269309
Cuckush
>>68298370
Both had a pretty bad 2015 in tests though
>>68297169
There is literally nothing wrong with a fat opener
>>68298449
Fuck off
>>68298454
>Both had a pretty bad 2015 in tests though
>Ankush is such a casual he doesn't even watch is OWN team
>>68298454
Rahane did okay and scored his first home century
>>68298378
dont have time to watch your sport today! Got alot on my pl8
just blew the fuck out of someone on /int/ lads
>averaging 17 runs more than every single other batsman in both teams for a 4-match series is "bad" according to Casualkush
>>68298634
That's not very difficult tttt lad
>>68298634
link it here so we can samefag lad
>>68298488
I meant to say average.
Excluding Rahane's twin century against SA (which was pretty good), he averaged 30 in tests in 2015. This includes a 98 against Bangladesh and a 126 against Sri Lanka. It's not bad but a generally disappointing year of essentially statspadding.
Kohli averaged 42 if you include his century against Australia in that one amazing series, but averaged 34 if you exclude it. His form kind of continued in the series against Sri Lanka but then he didn't do much in the series against SA other than a 44 and an 88 in the last test.
>>68298639
Based fucking ishant
>>68298743
India's tests last year were the antithesis of statpadding for batsmen.
>>68298639
I unironically watched almost every single day of that series. None of the batsman had any idea what they were doing tbqh.
>>68298534
Yeah, that was pretty good.
>>68298812
>playing Bangladesh
>playing a weakened Sri Lanka
>not statspadding for batsmen
The SA series was tough of batsmen though.
>>68298743
I agree that India is total shit and would have zero players in a true world XI, but unfortunately for this game we had to pick an indian.
>>68298872
Sri Lanka's pitches are nothing like the roads they used to be. Even the Pakis struggled apart from GOATnis Khan.
>>68298962
They're literally better than Poo Peeland, who have only produced three (3) players of note in the last two decades, one of whom only played 16 tests
>>68299010
>1 billion better than a country with the population of an Indian suburb
wew
>>68298992
Haven't been for years
this is Galle 2011 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2B2pcGKBB8 (only footage of the match I could find)
that remains the biggest turner I have ever seen, even more so than Nagpur last year
LITERALLY Ricky Ponting was bowling off-breaks and making Jayawardena look like a muppet
>>68299052
>m-m-muh population
KEK
Tell that to the Caribbean
>>68299010
>muh history
This is RIGHT NOW faggot, and RIGHT NOW in an OBJECTIVE World XI there is an NZ player in every single person's XI unless they are retarded. There is not an Indian player. No current Indian player would make the world XI, unless the person making it was biased.
PS I can actually name five players of note.
>>68299079
Kane Williamson
Shane Bond
Richard Hadlee
Martin Crowe
?
No Vettori was fucking shit at Test cricket so if you mention him your post is discarded
>>68299079
Kane was literally getting exposed by manlet shitters in the IPL
>>68298962
>India is total shit
Not really tbqh
>would have zero players in a true world XI
Based off current performances, I kind of agree. The only ones who can even be considered are Rahane and Ashwin.
>>68299079
Literally who, McMeme?
There's only Bond, Fleming and Williamson.
Le Glasses was a meme
>>68299247
>Fleming
STRETCHING
Good captain, meh player
>>68299211
Crowe was 21 years ago
Objective World XI
Guptill
Shahzad
Kohli
de Villiers
Buttler
Mathews
Williams
Russell
Starc
Rahman
Amir
>>68299284
desu i was mentioning any Peewis of note ever
still, you can't argue that they are pretty decent per capita. Not as good as South Africa or West Indies, but not bad. They are objectively a better cricket team than Sri Lanka who have 5x their population and care about the sport alot more than they do
...and then there is Bangladesh
>>68299273
His captaincy pushed him over
>>68299334
>Not as good as South Africa
Saffers have like 4 times your population and 16 times ours. They should be a lot better than they are.
>>68299334
Sri Lanka had a fucking terrible domestic system,internal conflict and less time as a test nation and still produced Mahela, Sanga and Murali
>>68299362
The White South African population is about the same as yours, and the kaffirs barely play cricket
South Africa pre-exile which was 100% white was objectively better than any Poo Peeland team ever
Infact South Africa of the 70's was a golden generation that didn't get to play international cricket. Pretty much a sporting tragedy. But a sporting tragedy <<< the real tragedy that was apartheid South Africa
>>68299362
Population literally doesn't matter.
>>68299415
That's no excuse. If you don't give us a respite over the dominance of rugby, South Africa doesn't deserve one over its own fucked up society.
Clearly you are negatively disposed to everything New Zealand so no, I'm not discussing this further. My impartiality de facto makes me the winner and my argument superior.
Feel free to discuss this with other bigoted cretins on /cric/ though.
>>68299479
South Africa also play Rugby you dip
>>68299211
Kane
Bond
McCullum
Fleming
Vettori
Before you debate them, you said "of note". All of those players are notable.
>>68299224
>T20
>>68299543
>McCullum
>Vettori
Notable for being fucking jokes
McMeme literally has an average in the 30s
>>68299621
This is bait. DO NOT respond to it.
cricket is gay
>>68299658
KEK, you KNOW I'm right and you are LITERALLY just moving the goal posts.
Based on your post, Mark Craig is notable since he was absolutely fucking terrible and Chris Martin is notable for his batting "talent"
>Poo Peeland's fourth most notable batsman
>got out for a third ball duck by trying to memeswing the GOAT pyjama bowler in the most important game ever played by Poo Peeland
>>68299884
>pyjama cricket
>important
top kek lad
>>68299756
Oh fuck off. Fleming and Vettori both played over 100 tests, if that isn't notable I don't know what is. Fleming is widely recognised as one of the best captains of his era and Vettori recognised as one of the best left arm spinners of all time. You can go cry about >muh averages all you fucking want, all five of those are household names in NZ, I can guarantee you absolutely fucking no one here knows who Mark Craig is.
>>68300012
Ishant fucking Sharma has played almost as many tests as Brett Lee, is he notable?
>>68299884
>getting bowled by the GOAT bowler
not the worst way to go out tbf
>>68300107
It was literally the most foreseeable yorker of the World Cup and didn't move in the slightest. McMeme should have known it was coming and shouldn't have been trying to belt Starc for a six off the first ball on a pitch the size of the MCG
1. Australia
2. India
3. West Indies
4. South Africa
POWER GAP
5. Pakistan
6. England
POWER GAP
7. New Zealand
8. Rhodesia
POWER GAP
9. Sri Lanka
POWER GAP
9. Zimbabwe
POWER GAP
10. Bangladesh
#MUSTAFIZZ KING 0F CUTTAR
>>68300224
In retrospect, India should be 4
Lots of good players, but few GOATs
if #england are lion and #austraia are kangaroo then #virat kohli is king of zoo
>>68300224
Are these general rankings or ODIs?
>>68300328
Overall, but with a test focus
>>68300224
West Indies
England
New Zealand
India
Australia
South Africa
Pakistan
Sri Lanka
Afghanistan
Bangladesh
>>68300451
Lmao what is this ""list"" even meant to be
India A is playing Zimbabwe pretty soon lads
>>68301327
Didn't realise it was on so soon tbqh
Might have it on in the background
in the market for a sugary daddy lads
>>68300352
If its overall India is in New Zealand tier
they were useless before 20 years ago, literally Pakistan has a positive win:loss ratio over them
>>68301442
based Jynn
>>68300298
>Englands national animal isnt even endemic to the country
KEK
Does England even have any unique flora and fauna? Probably a fucking pigeon or something
Off to Lord's today but I know next to nothing about cricket hehe
Giz some tips lads
found it lads
the brown rat is in endemic to England
>>68301619
makesure you boo Poot Ltd. if he comes on to bowl
>>68301652
not sure what that means, keep an eye out for me though, will be wearing a troll-face t-shirt xD
>>68301751
me neither, /r/cricket told me it was really funny though
>>68301619
Get a drink, get comfy, if you're going to move do it between overs.
>>68302090
>the absolute state of whoever runs this
Please watch India vs Zimbabwe lads
>>68302462
Watching right now
Too bad their team hasn't doing much after flower brothers
>>68302695
Yeah, all the decent players they produced have left the country though.
If people like Brendon Taylor, Kyle Jarvis, Ballance, and the Curren brothers played for Zimbabwe they would've been a lot better than they are today.
>>68301560
You have our flag on your flag you cuck.
I haven't watched a Zimbabwe game since they co-hosted the World Cup. Do they get any crowds?
>>68302950
England's flag is not on the Australian flag.
>109/5 against a team of literally who?s
Literally execute this entire country
>>68303930
Yes it is, look closer.
>>68303960
>having the Scottish flag on your flag
>>68303970
Look at your flag lol
>>68303990
We're talking about YOURS
Considering giving up on life lads
Good evening Ausfailian Cucket Bogans. This is YOUR daily /rug/minder that the Test match begins in 20.
>That's Shane Watson being caught lbw believe it or not
Atherton bringing the bants
>>68304175
based gatecunt
>>68302262
>whoever runs this
We all run it friend
Please join in, but DO NOT post edgy /pol/ bullshit or we will hunt you down and murder you
email: [email protected]
pass: Zerogoose
Just got back from the rugby lads.
>>68304441
Reminder it was I, statscunt, who sent the terrorist tweet.
It makes me very happy to know that because of me, you will never be featured on Polite Enquiries.
>Zimbabwe getting BTFO by India A
Can someone just execute Mugabe already?
the highlight of my week is seeing Daniel desperately make hundreds of Polite Enquiries tweets and get ignored every time
Also reminder Daniel was the mastermind behind the terrorist opener debacle
Just put salad cream on a bacon sarnie, pretty nice. Thoughts?
>missing the opportunity to BTFO that >muh Stanford rape bitch
>sending her some pls watch our sport tweet
Y'all a bunch of fags desu
>>68304584
Literally why are they a test side anymore
Just axe them and promote Ireland
They're LITERALLY never going to recover and they're UNIRONICALLY projected to double their GDP per capita in over a hundred years, which is the worst of EVERY African nation. There is no future in that shithole, yet the ICC keep throwing money at it.
>>68304665
Based krazykrejza
Shouldn't you be in /rug/ watching your precious Wobblies right now though?
>>68304684
>go on /rug/ and drop an elite truth bomb
>everyone laughs and take it in stride, bro-tier posters allround
>post something on /cric/ mentioning something good about New Zealand cricket
>LE POO PEELAND 183 #FOREVERFASTER 125KPH CHIN MUSIC DANIEL XDDDD
Why is /cric/ so toxic?
>>68304665
Hopefully with Manohar in charge Ireland actually gets some backing. So far it's been Giles Cuck and the ECB denying them test status.
>>68304721
Australians.
>>68304749
This tbẖ
Execute Srinivasan and Clarke tbqh
The whole Ireland situation makes me FUCKING seethe. Ireland LITERALLY have a better domestic structure than Bangladesh and Pakistan, have shown that they can maintain their strength unlike Kenya and are ENTIRELY self sufficient as a professional cricketing body, while actual test nations like Zimbabwe and Sri Lanka are LITERALLY running at a loss.
Just give them fucking test status you hacks. I will LITERALLY go full Mark Vermeulen on the ICC HQ if this doesn't happen
>>68304749
Australians on /rug/ are based though
/cric/ is /nrl/ only that the autism isn't even entertaining
Although I enjoyed the Brexit debate yesterday
>>68304749
This. The Australians in /rug/ can't act like the ones in /cric/ because their team is shit and they'll get laughed at. The fact that the Australian cricket team is historically good means that the insufferable faggots here have a massive superiority complex and will literally refuse to accept any NZ player as being good, ever.
>>68304765
They also have an entire team's worth of fully professional players in the county championship already. How many pro players are there in Zimbabwe?
>>68304776
Which is funny, because KrazyKrezja is the pioneer and driving force behind the Poo Peeland rhetoric and is a DEVOTED member of the /rug/ poomunity.
>>68304812
>a DEVOTED member of the /rug/ poomunity.
Not really. He constantly talks about how he's a "casual".
>>68304765
What pisses me off even more than denying test cricket to Ireland is the lack of pyjama they get.
I mean, England are literally right next to them and play about a gorillion games these days. Would it kill them to give them a tri-series?
That rained off ODI last year is the last time they'll play Ireland for years. Ireland are unironically on par with Sri Lanka when it comes to pyjama these days
kek who the fuck is this
>>68304812
That said, I WILL drop a truthbomb on you losers when you say dumb shit like how Boult has bowling chin music or that McMeme and Le Glasses were relevant. I like the New Zealand team, but there are some supreme PP casuals that spout their opinions here sometimes, particularly when playing Australia.
Should just burn down the 'country' of zimbabwe desu, my grandad served there in ww2 in the RAF and it made him really sad how they managed to blow their own country up
>>68304839
ireland can probably beat pakistan easily in pyjama cricket I bet
>>68304839
They're playing 2 against Sri Lanka after the England tour
If they win those it could be good for them
We're also playing them, as are bangladesh, but that's just as warm up for the """"champions"""" trophy
>>68304853
Probably statsloser, he's the only one funny enough
when are we getting /sp/ - English Wicketkeeping?
>>68304878
The AusGODS have another ODI against them over here later in the year. They have a decent amount of pyjama memes coming up actually.
>>68304907
>the look of polite frustration on woake's face
>>68304892
Can someone make a compilation of all of the bitchstow drops?
>>68304907
Yeah and Afghanistan are playing both Ireland and Scotland. It's looking up, but not by much.
>>68304927
woops meant for
>>68304892
/cric/ on popular tweeting watch
Going to go for a run lads
>>68304938
SURELY they're going to bring back Jos for Pakistan
It's beyond a joke now
>>68304878
>We're also playing them
Based. It's good exposure for Ireland, considering that Bongladesh are unironically good in pyjama these days.
I actually like Bongladesh, their ODI team reminds me a lot of NZ in the early 2000s with the amount of utility players they have.
Fucking Pakistan shouldn't even be in the Champions Trophy tbqh, they unironically dodged the Zimmers series because if they lost it they wouldn't qualify
>>68304965
What's your time per km lad
>>68304977
Yeah, pretty much got to now that Bairstow has shown he can bat in the top 5 and Compton is surely dropped.
I'm guessing they'll have Cuckfield at 3, with Bairstow at 5.
Broad has an MBE and Cooke has a CBE now lads
>>68304990
It's pretty good lad
>>68305057
What number though
Got a raging hardon lads, dubs decides what I wank to.
>>68304978
Yeah, it's a fucking joke. Pakistan are terrible at limited overs
>>68305006
They probably won't select him as he hasn't played any first class cricket since October last year. I think if he was anywhere in the selector's radar they wouldn't have let him go to the IPL.
>>68304871
They probably could, although Pakistan have been bringing up some decent batsmen in their ranks.
But with Rankin back, Ireland's pace stocks are looking a lot better.
>>68305071
Fastest is under 3 minutes but my average is around 4.5 minutes for a 5km rum. I run in a hilly area so it's probably not accurate.
>>68305090
http://stats.espncricinfo.com/county-cricket-2015/engine/records/keeping/most_dismissals_career.html?class=4;host=1;id=2016;type=season
Looking at this, what about Read or Ambrose?
>>68305125
That's good tbqh
I'm at 5.5 for a 12 km run right now, but I'm too lazy to try to improve it
>>68305090
why isn't he back on the county circuit?
The IPL was ages ago
>>68305154
5.5 for a 12 km run is still really good.
What kind of terrain do you run on?
>>68305172
Mostly flat paths. There's about three small hills I'll run up two or three times in my course, but that's it.
>>68305169
they play a load of county championship matches to start the season and stop it for a couple of months to play white ball cricket, just as he got back the CC stopped and we're playing white ball stuff for awhile
>Sri Lanka shitting the bed
LMAO
>>68305251
They were doing so well too
Next wicket is the end of them.
>>68305251
>it's a SL collapses and depends on Thirimanne episode
why do Sri Lankans all have meme names except Mathews?
he looks as Sri Lankan as the rest of them, but he's the only lad whose last name I can pronounce
>>68305169
Lancashire have only played one game (against Yorkshire) since the IPL finished and I guess he just hadn't been back in England long enough to be included. There's normally a significant break from red ball cricket in the middle of the season so he's basically just not had chance yet.
>>68305149
Chris Read is 37 and Ambrose is 33, I doubt these England selectors will call up anybody that old.
>>68305308
He's a Christian, guessing the rest are all Buddhist/Hindu
>Russell Arnold
>>68305319
>I doubt these England selectors will call up anybody that old.
Speaking of which, any chance of Panesar getting a recall for India if he gets his shit together? You guys couldn't have won last time without him.
>>68305394
I honestly really hope he gets himself sorted out and I like watching him play. Fuck knows if the England board are going to give him another chance but we can't go to India with only Moeen as a spinner, as it doesn't look like the ECB are interested in Rashid as a test bowler.
run rate this morning chris tavare-esque
elite truthbomb:
Age of Adz is the best Sufjan alnum
>>68305605
>liking overbloated prog garbage
proxy off daniel.
Carrie & Lowell>Illinois>Adz>the rest isn't worth discussing
>>68305534
I always enjoyed his batting and fielding
I remember once he dived during a run and came to a stop a metre in front of the crease, kek
>>68305624
Seven Swans and A Sun Came are excellent you fucking loser. Michigan is proto-Illinois and Seven Swans is proto-Carrie and Lowell. You LITERALLY can't not like them with that ranking.
>>68305668
They're just forgettable as fuck. I've probably only listened to them once or twice each, nothing stuck out. Carrie & Lowell made me cry on first listen.
>>68305630
With all that talk about bowlers bullying the other players, I wonder if his shit fielding had something to do with his breakdown
>discussing entry level /mu/core
literally all kill yourselves
Is there an easy way to see these bowler v batsman averages? Would be interesting to find a list of the bogey bowlers of all the batsmen. I know Anderson got Tendulkar out like 10 or so times.
>>68305694
Baby
>>68305697
I can imagine prior bullying him, calling him a dirty towelhead and hiding jellybeans in his shit shouting THEIR NOT HALAL YOU DIRTY MUZZY
>>68305721
KEK, you haven't even heard of half the albums on my iPod, loser
>>68305766
Shouldn't you be complaining about your caffeine deficiency on twitter Kevin?
>>68305774
Seriously Daniel what's up with the proxy
>ywn be a London dwelling yuppie member of MCC with more money than you can spend, attending Lord's tests and getting shitfaced on expensive booze with your trophy wife
>>68298962
india were FAR more competitive in australia than you were in india
explain that one you biased aussie fuck
>>68306141
>english flag recognition
england now literally elite at both cricket and rugby
http://www.oneindia.com/sports/cricket/nigeria-sacks-its-entire-cricket-team-2124596.html
lol new zealand should do the same
if you could take the sri lanka top order and england's middle/lower order from this match you would have a pretty good desu
Cricket tbqh
>>68306549
I agree tbqh
>>68305308
I looked it up lads, it was a remnant of British colonialism where a lot of them changed their names to sound British, like with the northern Irish
>sri lanka collapsing on a pitch so flat even steve smith could score 200 on it
>>68306587
Someone had to take the mantle after Russell Arnold retired.
Hearth will top score for SL, get your bets in lads
/cric/'s Official Attractive XI
CONFIRMED BY VOTE (no debate)
>A. Cook
>S. Cook
>
>Root
>
>Buttler (wk)
>Woakes
>Broad
>Wood
>Finn
>Zampa
Current nominees for 3 and/or 5
>Kohli
>Faf
>Compton
>Kane
Any others? Will be put to a vote
Lads who are your favourite GOT characters? Mine are Arya,Jaime and Littlefinger.
>>68306888
Compton for 3 for sure. Maybe Mathews?
>>68306931
Irri, Strong Belwas, Young Griff and Coldhands
>>68306931
Stannis, Jamie, the Hound and the fookin legend
GOT is fucking trash now though. I genuinely find watching it painful now. It's a shame, since it started off so well
>>68306934
Chandimal's better looking that Mathews, and currently it seems that any and all brown people are being PTFO in the polls
Who /homeofcricket/ here?
What's everyone having for lunch?
>>68306999
No way, Mathews has much more masculine features than he does.
I still think Kholi ranks up there
>>68306992
>GOT is fucking trash now though.
that's because the writers are very good at setting up conflicts, but don't know how to resolve them other than having a character die in a "shocking", unexpected manner
>>68307028
Going to be there for the Pakistan game tbqh. Looking forward to it.
Had a microwaved lasagne which was fucking disgusting
>>68306992
I think season 5 was the only bad one.Season 6 has recovered well from the shit that was season 5.
>Also badpucci
>>68307060
GRRM, sure.
Ever since they ran out of books to follow the quality has plummeted. Everything with the dragon chick is laughably horrible right now
>>68307071
It's certainly not as bad, but Sansa and Jon along with the river run siege are the only plots that aren't horrible imo
>>68307071
season 4 was shit
at least compared to the first two seasons idk i stopped watching
>>68307065
Same tbqh, I'll be in London during that time.
>>68307121
Nah mate season 4 was pretty good.
>>68307151
Nah mate season 4 wasn't pretty good.
>>68307111
haven't read the books
>Everything with the dragon chick is laughably horrible right now
that's a good example of what i was talking about. her having to turn from a conquer to a ruler would've been a quite interesting plot, but the writers rather have her fuck around with those horse people
>>68307111
I have a feeling that there is going to be a major twist this season (like the Red Wedding).Also,Bocu No Pico has better plot than Dany's storyline.
>>68307210
The books always seemed to imply Dany was going to go fucking nuts because of that Targareon shit, but the show hasn't really touched on that part of her so idk
>>68307265
There have been some indication by one of the directors that her storyline is heading towards that.But I think they are already too late.If they wanted to do it they should have done it in season 5 instead of so much repetition.
>>68307065
>>68307125
I'd be going, except for a family wedding in France.
I do love Lord's. It's the world's most comfy sporting venue
>They don't mind if you bring a picnic
>Security staff in blazers, incredibly polite
>Casual chats in between overs with the folks sitting next to you
>>68306931
Jaime, Theon, Dirk Bastardbane, Roose Bolton
I liked Tyrion before the show killed him with the whole >le witty imp who can do no wrong gimmick.
Any /got/ fags here? I was literally the one who outed Marcus
>>68307111
Have they had Jaime threaten to catapult Edmure's babby yet?
>>68307504
>I liked Tyrion before the show killed him with the whole >le witty imp who can do no wrong gimmick.
I feel the exact same. They tried way too fucking hard to make you like him.
>going on /tv/
That's low, even for you statsvomit
>>68307561
That was like 3-4 years ago lad. I left soon after the Baneposting kicked into overdrive.
>asking actual questions on the Twitter
Neck yourself danny
>39-28
Has krazy killed himself?
>>68304812
>because KrazyKrezja is the pioneer and driving force behind the Poo Peeland rhetoric
No I'm not. Th only PP meme I've forced is the 2014-16 New Zealand golden generation of cricket.
Otherwise I quite respect New Zealand Cricket in general, they punch well above their weight and as a sporting nation I consider them on par with Australia.
Like you said here >>68304857 I only put them in their place when utter retards like statschink say, without the slightest hint of irony, that New Zealand are the 2nd best test team in the world, which he did immediately prior to the 2016 series.
>>68304684
Thanks for the concern, I was watching the game with m8s. I don't have any friends who like cricket which is why I post here so much.
>>68304804
>The Australians in /rug/ can't act like the ones in /cric/ because their team is shit and they'll get laughed at.
Incorrect. The Basedabies aren't "shit", they're still the 2nd best team in the world. The reason why aus/rug/ is so patrician is because Australian Rugby fans are all good private school lads. Not the literal vermin that watches Cuckby Plebgue. It's like the difference between English cricket fans and the chavs who watch soccer. Same thing.
>>68307873
>I don't have any friends
there's a shock
>>68307907
One of my best mates is a Shit Lankan who doesn't like cricket at all. What are the odds?
>be brown
>dont like cricket
kys
axe Finn, bring back Wood or retain Woakes tbqh
how can we fix sri lankan cricket?
Is this still on? Anyone got a stream?
Cricket casual here sorry
>>68308040
genetic engineering
UMPIRES CALL ON IMPACT DESU
>>68308102
crichd.in
>Root reviewing
Is Cook off the field or is he just being a cheeky cunt?
where's based Jynn. Got anymore cheeky bets for me?
>>68308240
Bringing back memories of 2005 tbqh
>>68308281 >>68306862
>>68308281
Tipping Wales in a "blowout".
>>68308188
Thanks got it up now. Haven't really watched since the ashes, is the team much the same?
Based Mo is still there I see
>>68308341
please visit hobbiton
is there anything more degenerate than anime?
>>68308341
James Taylor had such a manlet complex that he LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY overworked himself and developed a heart condition that ended his career
Bell is dead and never coming back
Lyth and Buttler were dropped
That's most of it from memory
>>68308472
I think you'd like Legend of the Galactic Heroes tbqh lad
>>68308387
Doesn't really interest me too much honestly but I might consider it. I've been here since March on semester abroad, I basically just do what the locals say won't be filled with japs in terms of tourism. I'm not a big fan of touristy tourist things honestly.
>>68308496
Heard about that, I never really saw much of him but that's pretty sad.
>>68308496
>James Taylor had such a manlet complex that he LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY overworked himself and developed a heart condition that ended his career
why do you mimic me so much, gatebrick?
>>68308594
i was being ironic
go skiing in queenstown lad
>>68308622
Everyone was making the same joke when it happened lad
>>68308594
Milford Sound is the most beautiful place on earth, it's worth having a look at that
>>68308660
Probably will after exams. I was planning on doing Ruapehu because it'll be cheaper but one guy in my classes is from the south island and keeps saying "north island skifields are shit" so might try and head down. I don't think I care enough about skiing to fork out flight money
>>68308734
>Milford
>most beautiful
Lad there are ~20 sounds RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO IT that are better. Just because it's the only one you can get to in your campervan doesn't make it the best
Guys, why is Geoffrey Boycott so insufferable? He is pretty much the antithesis of cricket.
Blowers on the other hand...every time he calls someone "my dear old thing" I think i can faintly here Jerusalem playing...
>>68308670
Fair enough, but I swear it's like reading my own posts when you're here. You'd probably even be an alright bloke if you didn't luck out by being born a Worst Australian and end up getting brainwashed by Cucktorians into watching Victorian football.
>>68308798
He is based as fuck. The first thing I ALWAYS do if England is losing in cricket is check of based Boycs is on the radio.
>>68308798
Boycs is fucking crackup lad
The way he just strolls into a 15 minute rant about garbage at least once per day on TMS is hilarious
>>68308799
Oh my god go get a room and suck each other off jesus
>>68308981
Did your boyfriend piss off to Hong Kong?
>stokes is having a cry because he's still injured
kek
Good to see Jimmy's still got it
That seam position variation is beautiful
Daniel Ltd.
>>68308928
>>68308887
I will concede that Boycott's insults are usually on point; yesterday when he went on about his granny padding up gave me a chuckle.
Problem is that he's always so opinionated about everything.
Jeff Thomson bowled no faster than 90mph.
>>68309553
lol the thompson faster than shoaib meme
>>68309279
That's the fucking best though. I feel like everyone on TMS has a rulebook of "things to not talk to Boycs about", which includes gays, women, brexit, muslims and Lancashire
You get him started on some /pol/ shit and there's no fucking stopping him going full edgelord
>>68308240
Why not review, when you know your DRS challenges are getting renewed next ball?
Was a pretty close thing, too
Don Bradman was a war dodger who statpadded after all the good players died in the war.
He also couldn't play the short ball?
>>68309553
You should have insulted Lillee, that way you would get a guaranteed reaction from Gatebrick
>>68309665
this is only going to work during the Australian summer when the ACB's are here
Michael Hussey was overrated.
>Warne defending Bairstow's shithouse keeping
>"I-it wobbled!!!"
Why?
>>68310019
Gilchrist probably said he rates Buttler or something
That or Warne is trying to keep Bitchstow as keeper with the next Ashes in mind. But I doubt he is that smart
>flat pitch
>Anderson: 20 - 0 - 56 - 0
KEK, everytime
Sri Lanka are considered pretty shit, right?
>>68310103
why is everyone saying drop Finn? he has threefor
>>68309994
I will literally end you
Get your cards here, m8s
boycott.gdb.me
>>68310161
He was getting outbowled so far in the series tbf
anyone know how to make webms?
>>68310161
He was being slow and there's no point in him if he's bowling 135
>>68310327
Steal them from reddit
When did Herath's batting become passable?
>>68310103
>2.8 rpo is bad on a batsman's paradise
>Ignoring the five maidens
Sometimes you just need to tie an end down while the other guy takes the wickets. It's called Teamwork, hobbitbro
>>68310390
i need a custom made /cric/ one
>>68310518
What do you need? I'll make it when I can be bothered tomorrow
>>68310698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2rVlzT5vRs
Just the bit where the guy spits in the cooler and the kid spergs out, but with the Western Australia flag on the cooler.
I thought it was supposed to rain in London the next couple of days
>>68310800
I refuse to be made fun of like that
Is Ben Stokes related to Chris Stokes?
Listening to spice 1 lads
>>68310860
KEK
>Anderson and Broad needing TWENTY FOUR more tests to beat Wasim and Waqar
I'm moving Woakes off the handsome XI and moving him to the boipussy XI with Anderson taking his place
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
>>68310943
he's related to Cals Bairthwate rember the name
>>68311161
Jimmy's not the best tbqh
Broad and Wood carry the bowling side
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/squad/934985.html
SO ugly
What's the most /Cric/ would pay for a root?
Thinking about getting one later Tbh
I know it's only Shit Lanka's lower order but with these figures Woakes cannot be dropped against the pakis now.
>>68311218
kek'd
>>68311512
I'd use my winning smile to get one for free lad
england are so fucking good
>>68311495
Nevill, Bitchwide and Starc are all good looking
>Anderson has taken 20 wickets in the series at an average of 10
GOAT
>>68311495
Mong: the team
>>68311736
I fucking despise the ""man"" and will hang myself when he overtakes McGod
>>68311736
All this potential for batting statpadding and only Bairstow and Allah are taking advantage of it.
>sri lanka cricket
it's like you're trying to make me watch albania vs switzerland
SL aren't all doom and gloom tbqh. Mathews, Silva and Chandimal are all thoroughly good batsmen and Mendis and Chameera show potential. All they really need is a spinner after Herath dies of old age.
Were the pies Bitchwide Johnshit served the tastiest of the times?
Actual patrician world XI-
Cook
Warner
Monimul Haque
Williamson
D.Bravo
Bairstow
Rahane
Woakes
Amir
Yasir
I. Sharma
Hazlewood
I'll be supporting the following teams in the Euros:
>Russia
>Wales
>Slovakia
what about you lads?
>>68312303
Cook
Vijay
Williamson
Kohli
Root
Stokes
Chandimal
Shah
Broad
Amir
Rabada
>>68312346
I'll be supporting Pauline Hanson in purging Australia of the wog menace
>>68312303
>Woakes
>>68312371
I'm not a wog, you disgusting fucking subhuman convict. I've not been accused of being the following things:
>Slav
>Paki
>Wog
Literally all are better than convict "genetics"
>>68312489
I've now*
>>68312489
based krazykurry
>>68312371
same m8
>>68311736
Reminder that Jackson "literally who" Bird bowled well against Sri Lanka at home.
>>68312597
I'm not brown, though I wouldn't mind being if I looked like the Prince of Persia. Otherwise fuck no.
>>68312748
based krazykumar
>>68312718
Jackson "literally who" Bird literally exposed New Zealand's greatest ever batsman
kek
Is Compton autistic?
ACTUAL WORLD XI
guptill
silva
thirimanne
m samuels
F du Plessis
JP Duminy
dinesh ramdin
Neil wagner
S. Benn
J. Taylor
Lakmal
no one is fucking downloading my what.cd uploads lads
>>68312875
>97
>exposed
b8
>>68313025
Yeah, this is pretty much perfect
>>68313025
>>68313093
where is Behardien?
>>68313025
What's the meme here?
>>68313121
Resting his feet after BTFOing y'all ahaha ayooo
>>68313139
It's a bit shit lad
>>68313139
i literally tried to pick a world shit xi of players who have played regularly over the last few years and are still p much first choice
>>68313121
its a wrold test xi
Want Compton to get a tonne so the Selectors don't just drop him because he's lost form. It needs to be a proper decision.
>>68313267
fair enough
where is Piesdt?
post "athletes" you would stab in the eye if you had the chance right now
>>68313341
who
piedt?
benn is worse
desu tho a combined sa/nz would b p much as bad as it gets
sri lanka have literally had one decent seamer in their history wew
>>68313440
>sa/nz would b p much as bad as it gets
there's some potential here
van Zyl
Latham
Duminy
Guptill
Anderson
Ronchi (wk)
Craig
Morris
Bracewell
Piedt
Henry
how horrifying
>>68313648
literally minnows both of them
>Compton opening
KEK
He's literally on suicide watch
>>68313864
hes basically playing for his career right now
anything less than a century and he is done
>>68313949
what if he got like 83
what then
>>68314020
83* only
>Herath Mudiyanselage Rangana Keerthi Bandara Herath, commonly known as Rangana Herath
>>68313864
i dont think anyone can open for england. i guess cook is over his 4-14s but still that #1 position in the order = kiss of death for english cricket (it takes them a cpl wickets to get warmed up?)
>>68314150
Not as bad as Chaminda Vaas.
desu theres literally nothing wrong with having one shit opener
>>68314161
It's just the good old English collapse we've seen over the last 25 years. The only difference is that they bat down to 8, so someone will eventually hit some runs
F
RIP in piss Compton
Straight out of the team
>>68314543
>>68314583
LEAVE COMPTON ALONE
>>68314713
i wonder if his suicide note will be as short as his innings
>US
amir is going to end root's career
ONE OF THE GREAT LEAVES
vince has looked worse than compton desu
>getting out to Pradeep
Poo Poot
is pradeep elite?
>>68314898
Statistically they've both been equally shit but at least Compton looked like he might have been getting settled before getting out on occasion. Cuckfield has looked out of his level the whole time.
>>68314713
did someone say compton?
213 lead for only 3 down. Another comfy win.
>>68269747
fuck off murad takla!
>>68318423
are bangla girls slutty
My big worry is Hales will get impatient when Bairstow starts getting close in run figures and will try to pull off some retarded memeswing.
>>68318042
I still reckon this will be a draw, rain is forecast for the next 2 days.
>bairstow 32-65 hales 39-93
well hey at least they're focusing on getting not-out as opposed to piling on the runs, r-right?
how many runs do you reckon england needs to be safe in terms of holding off that legendary sri lanka attack?
>>68318828
>I still reckon this will be a draw
Yeah, yer probably right unless Cook goes left field and declares tomorrow afternoon. Can't see it happening.
Just saw based Andy Zaltzman do some standup comedy lads
>>68319232
Probably about another 3.
Oh, and as I type, cue the calls for dropping Bairstow for being such a rubbish batsman.
>>68318816
Depends on where you are in the country.
The old Dhakaiya girls are pretty slutty,so are Sylhetis. You wouldn't want to go near the Noakhailas and Barishailas, they are fucking pain in the ass.
>We could see Cook batting at 7 tomorrow
>>68320143
basement dweller: the comic
>>68323319
Yeah pretty much tbqh. Survives off his wives income and was the least funny one there.
>>68323594
"real nigga hours" starts for you in 10 minutes lad
>>68323747
Yeah lad, are you watching the match?
>>68324314
I've got it on in the background. Probably gonna step out for an hour and have a root. Found this nice girl in the wanted ads with a sweet Brazilian butt. Are there a lot of hookers/escorts in kuala lampor?
>>68325116
>Are there a lot of hookers/escorts in kuala lampor?
It's pretty small and mostly underground stuff.
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