Make Baseball Fun Again edition
Nats Fan checking in.
shit OP is shit.
Welp time we see if Shields can save us
Answer's probably no though...
We have a long way to go to catch up to the Twins, but I believe this team can do it.
Werth back in LF. Murphy DH. Drew 2B
>>68228748
Sorry.
I'll make it an anime pic next time
This is the moment boys. The exact moment where any resemblance of hope still left dies. Lets see how they fuck things up today
>already a walk
sigh....
>Harper bunting
>>68228934
Beat the shift
walk
bunt basehit
wild pitch
I wanna play the Whos every night
MURPH!!!!!
The Murph remains un-flurphed
>>68228853
Time to set everything on fire again.
He was safe
>Wait, are you guys saying you don't won't a has-been pitcher who replaced one who was doing fine so now we have 3 mediocre pitchers on the staff. Come on guys, we totally need shields, it's not like we need a cF, catcher, ss, bullpen depth, more offense, or a better manager
>remarkable play
should have been an easy double play
It's okay guys, they're looking to sign Justin Morneau. If anything can turn this season around, it's another old, worthless 1st baseman.
>>68229109
>Hahn bringing in more comedy central rejects/has-beens
pls no
lel
At least Shields is making it easy on me to decide whether this game is worth watching or not.
ZIM!!!!!!
CAN'T
FLIM
FLAM
THE
ZIM
ZAM
hello darkness my old friend
classic sox acquisition
>>68229169
>thinking hahn is running the show
I thought you would've learned by now
sigh...
It's so expected yet still so sad.
Who's worse? Ventura or Hahn for signing every washed up bum with a free agency and the Danks contract?
why is he called big game james again
Time for Max to mow down some whos
Cheer up Soxbros.
Max does nothing but give up homeruns this year
>>68229178
alright sox bros let's move threads
>>68226048
>>68226048
>>68226048
>>68229268
>thinking that was hahn who signed danks
>>68229336
kek
Well that was absolutely fucking pathetic
I guess the only thing we can hope for is at least 1 hit
Someone please fucking shoot Robin
DREW!!!!!
The fun never stops.
based Stephen Drew
No one didn't see this one coming
Sorry, whitesoxbros. I'll still pull for you guys in the central.
>the team is paying $30 million for this performance
>>68229498
I don't think we're going to finish within .500 at this point
>tfw qt3.14 Danny ss
Wow
Hahahahaha.
Fuck everything
Time to cry myself to sleep again
as usual...
sigh fucking sigh
awkward af
>the city of James Shields
Jesus fucking christ Soxbros, what do we do?
>>68229337
it's pretty funny that Hahn got stuck having to sign that turd when you know the mysterious negro definitely had the most influence
>>68229598
I said it about a week or so ago (and you all flipped the fuck out), hope that we crash and burn so hard that we wind up behind the Twins. This team can't win shit, and it's better to be awful than it is to be mediocre.
>>68229631
Fuck I'm starting to buy this
What the fuck actually happened to James Shields? This guy was elite when he was on the Rasy.
>>68229598
how much are we paying THIS bum?
>>68229268
nothing wrong with the danks contract
>>68229650
well he's like 40 now
here comes a bryce dinger. will the whos ever recover
Friendly reminder fuck the astros,rangers, and Yankees for fucking up >our win streak and chase for 40 wins
>>68229631
As a Nats fan I suffered through more than a couple horrendous seasons. The rotation was so bad one year that they had guys that wouldn't be starters on most AAA teams.
>>68228748
But hurt sox fag detected.
You going to be able to get 60% of your stadium filled tonight?
I mean these are the NEETs, the Cubs swept them so they should be easy to beat.
>>68229691
You can stop with the shitposting routine now, we're not a relevant team anymore.
This team is fucking pathetic and I'm ashamed to be a fan of them
Someone fucking kill Robin
>>68229691
there's good money in being a NEET, look at John Danks and Pablo Sandoval
>>68229730
Nah, I'm going to kick you while you're down.
>over 60 pitches in 2 innings
>Had to get umpball for that strikeout
>>68229740
pitcher gives up 6 runs and gets 4 outs
>kill the manager
>>68229776
6-26 stretch and 4 straight losing seasons isn't grounds for killing robin?
I want to hear your logic on this one.
>mfw we unironically almost carried this guy to a world series win
astounding desu
chin up who sux, we are trying our hardest to keep up with your losing
>>68229768
Ayy, found the keyboard warrior who got bullied for his lunch money in school. kek
Why do we have to root for this team?
Why can't we ever have happiness?
>>68229828
>Not being able to smash a bully in the face with a glass bottle in the age before zero tolerance
I pity your upbringing
>>68229843
>>68229869
Cheer for the Cubs. I mean, they are Chicago's team for Baseball.
Just why?
>I'm going to keep watching this shit team all season instead of doing anything productive
>>68229843
>have to
Feel free to break yourself out of here whenever you want.
>>68229800
6-19. Why do you keep getting this wrong?
>>68229882
Nah I don't give up on my team. They give up on us...
>>68229895
Doesn't work that way
>>68229889
Exactly... just in like 2013, and 2014, and 2015...
sigh...
How silent is Hawk right now? I'd check for myself but blackout rules suck.
>>68229934
It's Benetti
He's trying to resist but the dour grows inside him
>Foul ball caught by a fan is the loudest The Cell has been all night.
>>68229934
Hawk hasn't done home games all year. At least try to keep up.
>>68229934
Hawk is only announcing away games this season. It's Stone and a new guy named Jason Benetti for home games, he's alright. It can kind of get awkward sometimes because he's super fond of making puns, but it's also kind of endearing.
>YFW he walks in a run
Please just get one fucking hit
>>68229882
I can't wait for a chicagoland pilates studio to get a subpoena for a client list or another massive choke in the NLCS.
>1 hour
>1 and a half innings
>>68230050
It's gonna be another 4 hour game. This is gonna be fuuuuuun.
It's amazing how even when you expect it and know it'll happen, it's still soul crushingly depressing when it does happen
>>68230120
position player pitching tonight I bet, I'm gonna guess Rollins
>>68229915
>107 years of pisscups
See you in October when you choke. again
>>68229882
>not having rich parents to lawyer up and scare the school into dropping the suspension, while the poor piece of shit you nearly punched his nose into his brain still has to serve one
>>68230038
>All the 'big' busts from the new testing happened.
>Doesn't know the commish personally defended Arrieta.
Even if he was roiding, the MLB would cover it up rather than suffer the black eye. Also unlike Sale, when Arrieta takes a loss, the game is still competitive and not a total blow out.
>the most joy I'll get this season is when the cubs choke
>again
>>68230155
>when you respond to the wrong person and you just want to kill yourself
>>68230176
>Not showing off your airsoft collection when you feel threatened
>>68230204
It's okay, I forgive you.
>>68229889
>won't even learn to draw like I've been wanting to for years
>I'll just keep making shitty edits
MAX!!!!
>21 outs to go until the Soxs get perfected
>>68230212
Jealous much?
mad poor fag is mad when i made fun of him on AIM then beat him up in school 10 years ago
still mad he's poor and can't afford a springfield armory 1911 today
The team has given up and so have I
Fuck it
2 solid innings, thanks Big Game James.
>>68230394
Why even have the game still on?
christine oreilly is a gilf
are the tigers elite?
who based t-mobile here?
first free mlbtv this season and now free pizza and other free shit every tuesday
more than makes up for no dominonos this season
>>68230534
pfft no
>>68230471
hey. he only gave up 2 in the 2nd.
>>68230488
That's not how it works
This is sad.
>>68230552
>free shit
wait wat
Absolutely fucking sad.
I've been constipated since last Friday and I'm starting to wonder what will happen first: Me taking a shit again or the white sox giving a shit again
>>68231004
White Castle. Get those pipes lubed up.
>>68230384
Owning something that shoots BB's isn't something to be proud of AJ.
I feel warm inside, if only I actually disliked the White Sox
Miraculously didn't give up more runs that inning
Not that it matters
Just get a hit please
>>68231202
I'd rather just see a perfecto, it'd be the cherry on top of this crap team.
>avishit
Like it or not, the perfectos probably coming...
Sigh...
Just sigh...
>Jennings now
Fucking Christ fuck
Scherzer perfect game
Calling it
>kansass shitty
>>68231799
don't you jinx it
>>68231868
Fine, no hitter
>>68231799
It's too obvious. Don't even need to call it.
>>68231868
That's literally not possible against this team.
>>68231892
>>68231799
MOTHER FUCKER
>>68231892
>>68231903
what'd I tell you
Thank you Eaton
Cancel postgame show
>leadoff double
>0 runs
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU
>>68232085
Typical White Sox Baseball
>>68231799
>>68231892
ahahahahaha
Enjoy being the scapegoat.
>>68232191
what animu is this
how do I become an anime patrician
>>68231799
thanks senpai
>>68232286
By being a fan of a team like the white sox which are so bad and unwatchable that you turn to anime for coping
>>68232286
It's Takao from kancolle, a browser game. There is an anime but it's shit. Can't comment on the game's quality but I assume the same.
>>68232484
>>68232667
ok thanks
>>68230757
tmobile tuesdays
download the app
all I know is that you get a free medium dominos pizza every tuesday plus other shit if you want. I think a chickfila chicken sandwich also
This team absolutely believes that they can fuck up every situation. They're so good at it.
Is there any way to see if any James Shields, White Sox Jerseys have been sold?
Really? Really? Fucking fucking really?
sigh...
>Giving up 12 runs to the Yankees
Also, Chris Parmelee is memeing again in his first game up from the minors. Does he do this every year?
>>68233196
>Angels Btfo
>Phillies Btfo
>Reds btfo
>Tigers btfo
>Royals shutout
>A's getting shutout
>Sox getting shutout AND btfo
Misery loves company it seems.
>puke
>>68233366
>Cubs wins are them BTFO of whoever they face, >Cubs losing is always by 1 or 2 runs.
Today was another day for BTFO and it would have been a shut out if we didn't use our worst reliever who still hasn't been demoted.
Also, people doubted Maddon for walking Harper endlessly.
>>68232762
>reading app reviews
>app doesn't work as promised
Just like a certain Southside Chicago Baseball team! I'll take it!
I still can't believe how much Duke fucking sucks
>zach puke
>matt puke
>abroo
>hit
>>68233556
I and both my parents each got a free pizza out of it yesterday already
for a while a lot people couldn't log on apparently, yesterday was the first day so they had launch issues I guess
>drob in
What the fuck?
I guess he has to get some work
>Robertson in a non-save situation
Time to give up more runs.
At least maybe we'll have a position pitcher in the 9th...
>>68234696
Shuck warming
its happening
oh my god you guys are making Werth look great
>>68234682
>>68234696
Not even trying to call it and called it
Time to just bring in shuck
wew
Fucking called it, though that wasn't that difficult.
>>68234946
White Sox have the specialty of making shitty players look like hall of famers, as long as they aren't on the Sox themselves.
S H U C K
H
U
C
K
I don't think the white sox are going to win.
drob literally can't get one out
its KC all over again
At least this games already lost
I want abreu to pitch. It should be the worst player right?
>>68235153
Shuck is pretty damn bad already.
sox went from losing close games to getting blown out to having position players pitch
it's over
albers is basically a position player also considering how bad he is at pitching, he should dh desu
>i've seen dunn pitch
>i've seen alexei pitch
>i've seen leury pitch
>now i'm going to see shuck pitch
>albers
wat
>>68235173
>tfw I miss Dunn pitching
>>68235241
>Leury garcia pitching
That was some fun shit right there. It felt like a pickup game.
>>68235291
Not so fun when he gave up a 2 rbi double to swisher
I miss danks
>>68235225
I was hoping losing close games was so improbable that it would eventually normalize to winning close games
instead its getting btfo
fucking hell
Should have put in shuck to pitch and pinch hit albers
This game is already a joke, might as well continue it
>>68235360
I miss flowers
>>68235399
>pinch hit albers
Yes please.
>>68235399
>This team is already a joke,*
fixed
No CGSO for scherzer
okay?
>avishit
such fucking shit
>scherzer out
>go 1-2-3 against their back of the bullpen guy
I don't even anymore.
Who else hopes shuck will get hit in the face by a line drive?
gayest thing I've ever made
who /sun/ here btw, moonfags can get out of my thread desu
>>68235973
I'm more of a digimon guy
Oh look a leadoff double
>>68235973
Haven't played the games since Ruby/Saph.
Whoa an out
>jb suck
>>68235973
>played Pokemon Blue when it first came out (I was 9), loved it to death
>played Yellow, even got the Yellow limited edition Pikachu GBC
>got Silver and loved it
>burned out of Pokemon
>next one I played: X
>it's literally the exact same, but in 3D
I'm done with Pokemon until they actually change the game
1 IP 1 H 1 ER 0 BB 0 K
JB Shuck
>>68236163
they don't change it because it's good
though it's plenty different anyway, just the base formula is the same
>>68236198
>9.00 ERA
awful
>>68236244
Yeah it was fun, but I'd like to see more substantial towns and quests. Have the townsfolk actually interact with one another, for instance.
That was the 7th time a white sox position pitcher has pitched since ventura was the manager
>dunn
>che
>leury
>shuck
whos the other 3 I'm blanking on
alexei again?
The comeback is on
>abroo
The quest to not get shut out
is abroo back????
probably not since this is like the 4th time he's looked like he might be back, but I want to believe senpaitachi
>rest of the team is dogcrap anyway
>>68236296
I remember Wise pitching once, but I'm blanking.
>giving up a run
REEEEEE
>>68236382
He still looks lost at the plate and isn't seeing the ball well
>>68236399
Oh yeah Wise did pitch. so If alexei had gone twice, I guess we only need to figure one more
alrighty melkman, on the board now
>all those fans and cheers
Man, serious props to those people still there
One down, 10 to go. We got this.
>>68236430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nQeWDhhUno
Do you remember this? I sure as hell don't.
laroche pitched once, apparently
I don't recall for some reason
I guess I'm trying to remove him from my memory
>>68236501
Holy fuck. Well that solves the last one. And no I don't remember. I must have repressed it. And for good reason. Holy shit.
What is the win% for a 10 run deficit with 1 outs?
We managed to make a .14% chance happen, just gotta reach deeper into that baseball luck, much deeper.
Will Lawrie ever be semi-decent again?
why they mad at Dusty
What the fuck is the point of a pitcher change?
>avishit2
>>68236695
Remember when the Sox were up by 5 to the Rangers a few weeks back, and Robin put a certain bullpen fodder pitcher up?
Yeah, good times.
>hitting avishit2
what the fuck?
>>68236732
scottyc
c
o
t
t
y
c
>avishit1 doing things when it doesn't matter
8 to go.
GO GO GO GO
>>68236732
That was the beginning of the end.
>Scottyc is the harbinger of doom
>>68236796
>7 now
>>68236800
>implying it wasn't jackshit
also scottyc should have started the inning with a k, fuck the ump too
>greatest comeback of all time engaged
RIP
fuck that was scary
gg way to go down fighting
If it weren't for drob this would be a slam reach game
not like it would have been able to comeback anyway
and losah finally
absolutely terrible
but expected
and still terrible
BG nats
>>68236838
and so much for that
>jackshit
>>68236817
>it would be 4 runs if D-Rob wasn't put into a non-save situation again
I know this rally was gonna go nowhere, but it would have been certainly entertaining.
Back to official losing baseball
under .500 darkness our friend
Time for the ever so appropriate White Sox team song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rcmeMxxGYw
>>68236917
in an 11-4 absolute blowout, there's more white sox fans left in the thread than nationals fans
Also it still went 200+ posts
I really got to wonder how the players are feeling
They knew they had it in them when they were playing and winning together so much in April. And now this shit where it seems no matter what they do, it's wrong.
I mean how do you even deal with this? Especially with like 4 whole months left still.
>>68237025
yeah we know, Nats fans don't exist on /sp/ except for like 3 guys
>>68237082
They're used to losing, and they're still getting paid anyways. I'm sure they're fine.
>>68237082
You'd think they would take them as they come, and just move on. Keep in mind that they also have money to help cope with losing.
>>68237183
That probably worked in 2015 but I highly doubt all these newcomers who came in this year are "used to losing"
Avila and AJax and his multiple playoff teams in a row
Todd and the Big Red Machine
Navarro and the Jays miracle run
Rollins obvious
Migo and Albers on the orioles
Even Shields himself being elite with those Rays
Yeah. It'd be a huge problem if these guys are used to losing in one month. Bad bad mentality and that usually means a manager issue.
>>68237283
#FireVentura
>>68237283
The Sox are just that big of a soul suck.
