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I wonder which Blue Jay will get hit tomorrow after Osuna threw high at Miggy
I don't know why everyone is upset
It was clearly a strike
literally goat
>>68212056
How can you be so stupid? Seriously??? What the fuck???
>>68212099
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this guys face?
>>68212128
He has been a hot head since he was signed in 2013. How can you be so stupid? I don't get the anger directed at Ventura. Manny overreacted. Yeah being HBP sucks but it's the majors. It happens. Retaliation would have been in the first inning
>>68212056
This idiot's stupidity needs to be highlighted and brought into this thread.
>>68212155
post yours
>>68212229
I'm a royals fan and you are a retard. turn off your trip if you are gonna be this delusional. he hit him right where you try to hit someone and the pitch he threw was the fastest pitch he threw all night
>Disastros
>Dallas Kikel
>>68212229
Even for a tripfag this post is retarded
>>68212229
Ventura lost the respect of everyone in baseball when he tried getting in Trout's face. Just a weakass on a weakass team. The pitch was intentional and NO retaliation will not always happen in the first inning you idiot. We've already seen that this year. Turn your trip off stupid.
>>68212229
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/06/08/786444983/1465344290856/asset_2500K.mp4
did you miss the third inning?
>>68212099
Manny v Bork at UFC200
>>68212570
Needs to work on his takedown defense but standing manny has the edge
Thank you based Machado.
Anyone have a webm of it yet?
We need to have more fights where both players are so hated that nobody really cares who gets btfo as long as somebody does
>>68212451
Yes I'm working.
Ventura isn't that much of a hothead to hit a man after some shit talking. He has toned it down this season and hist stats reflect that(notice, he does shit when he tries to not be himself)
why malines thread dont exist?
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>68212666
Nice try Satan, I'm not falling for your lies
>>68212666
>tfw have to share gamethreads with this retard the rest of the year
Fuck the Angels for giving me a false sense of hope right now. I feel like a White Sox fan for fucks sake.
>>68212770
See you there sweetheart.
>>68212859
Go back to flipping burgers
>''Everybody knows what kind of player he is,'' Ventura said through an interpreter. ''One just got away and he came at me, and I have to defend myself at that point.''
HAHAHAHA
WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
>getting BTFO
>decide to hit the other team's star
>get your head bounced off the mound by the guy you drilled
when will they learn?
>>68212889
Try again.
I'm in the logistics industry.
>>68212914
>I have to defend myself at that point
why didn't he do this
>>68212666
>Yordano Ventura is a changed man, I swear!
>I know this because he told me last night while I was bent over and taking him in my ass!
You sound like those typical idiot friends that comes out in the news after their buddy has commit a murder or something. "Oh, I've known Johnny Depp my whole life and he would NEVER do that." "Oh, I've known Ted Bundy for years. He's such a sweet and smart guy. There's no way he did those things."
Fuck you. Kill yourself.
>>68212914
This is why we need pitchers batting in the AL. Someone needs to make an example of him.
>>68212914
>Everybody knows what kind of player he is
Machado is a class act, Ventura on the other hand is a turbo nigger who just got his shit kicked in
>>68212940
Ah I see. Hostess at red robin
>mon visage quand the most retarded people who are fans of your team decide to trip up
Just a reminder for everyone and Hawk Harrelson Jr. (aka LoCain Train):
@JeffPassan 2h2 hours ago
Yordano Ventura was 96-98 most of the night with his fastball. The single hardest pitch he threw was the one that hit Manny Machado: 99 mph.
IT WAS CLEARLY AN ACCIDENT
will the jays make the postseason y/n?
>>68212975
>Machado is a class act
>>68212975
>Machado is a class act
stop being a bias cunt. Both guys are fucking chimps
When will these BULLIES stop picking on Yordano Ventura?
>>68212975
>machado is a class act
>>68212975
>Machado is a class act
Dat tripfag retardation requirement showing up strong today
>>68212229
Ventura deserved to get punched in the fucking face. Hes a piece of shit and manny taught him a lesson.
>>68212219
Rekt
I hate/love venture because of all the shit he stirs up
>>68213027
>manlets
>>68213055
>glancing blow on the face is teaching somebody a lesson
>>68212940
please stop
the hbp was intentional and embarrassing
i don't want to post with you, you're bad mojo
suck the magic right out of the memes
>>68213020
>>68213021
>>68213033
>>68213052
say that to my fucking face bitch not online and see what happens
>>68213075
Me in the way back in yellow.
Yordano is a huge bitch but he has never thrown his bat at somebody because they tagged him too hard
>>68213055
also, just so we're clear, they were monkey moves on both sides
machado's punch was weak and wild and barely hit ventura
ventura, however, took machado to the ground
don't try to make it out like that bautista punch cause it wasn't even close
>>68213020
>>68213021
>>68213033
What has Machado ever done to make you think otherwise? Yeah the bat throw was dumb but one incident shouldn't define him as a player
>>68213108
>le get emotional and throw your bat at someone man
>>68213166
>ventura, however, took machado to the ground
What? Machado got him into a headlock and DDT'd his ass
>>68212325
dont worry, mines real
not a claymation representation of what a face should look like
>>68213268
Please stop being stupid. You're bad enough in nfl.
>>68213268
please stop trolling
your guys won, your guy hits like a sissy and got taken to the dirt
these are facts
>>68213220
He rushed the mound after getting hbp instead of jogging to first
>>68212975
Machado may be the only player to rival Ventura in being a whiny bitch
>>68212940
turn off your trip fag you are derailing the royals meme magic
>>68213222
what a faggot
>>68213222
>canada making fun of a chimpout
ayyyy lmao
I had no idea Red Sux posters shitposted this much. That thread is fucking cancer.
>he DDT'd him guys, just like Jake Roberts
Why dont mma fighters use the DDT? Foolproof takedown defense
HAHAAHAHAHAHHHAH FUCKIN CUBES
READY TO LOSE THE SERIES TOMORROW CUNTS?
>>68212975
m8...
>>68213434
It was worse before some of them got blown up during a race or something
>>68213222
Hey we all make mistakes
>>68213434
Wrong thread friend
>>68213434
Red Sox fans are going to be this year's Blue Jays fans. I can already feel it.
danielle nelsen @daniellenelsen 2h2 hours ago
@Vleafs14 @LaTroyHawkins32 No excuse for Yordy. We're not liking it one bit. But ftr, hothead Machado should learn to take a pitch inside.
>someone replies asking her to define "inside"
danielle nelsen @daniellenelsen 1h1 hour ago
@JJerrywithaJ @Vleafs14 @LaTroyHawkins32 Heh I see your point. No, but inside pitches happen. You can't be pissed about them all.
>@daniellenelsen
>Fashionista, Royals fan. I'm nice.
HMMM I WONDER HOW LONG THIS WHORE HAS BEEN A ROYALS """"""FAN"""""""
>>68213501
>not sure if meth or MTF
>>68213501
wow! she picked a great night to go to the park!
Machado is good but Id rather have Arenado tbH
>mfw he takes over for Beltre
>>68213501
He did get upset about an inside pitch. She wasn't talking about the HBP.
Please don't be stupid.
>>68213501
Women don't watch baseball. Stop giving every idiot a stage
>>68213486
They seem the same as always to me, just that they aren't as angry/depressed because they're tanking.
I dunno how O's will be if this keeps up.
>>68213501
Someone shop Machado on him
>>68213501
>that hairline
on a woman no loss, sad!
>>68213607
no. atleast shop your own shitty meme
What the fuck is wrong with Red Sox fans? Are they all just massive annoying shitposters?
>>68213579
ALL THE WORLDS A STAGE
>>68213551
She really did! Amazing lighting all around.
>>68213657
That's just how Massholes are in every aspect of life
>>68213598
I'm pretty much basing that assumption entirely on the fact that we've been getting some Boston fans shitposting in our gamethreads lately.
The Canadians were god awful last season, so as long as O's fans aren't like that I won't care too much.
>>68213501
Can you delete that pic please
>>68213673
>this is a direct hit to the jaw in Baltimore
>>68213657
Yeah pretty much.
>>68213692
But the Red Memes did that last year too even when they sucked. They just always shitpost.
There's just a few more of em now.
Ventura has a great fastball for being a skinny manlet. That arm can't last for long
>>68213705
@daniellenelsen 2h2 hours ago
@LaTroyHawkins32 @IntegralTBG @carsonwiest Sure hope so! He is talented.He should focus on that. Frustrating to see so many gains then this.
>so many gains then this
A 4.82 ERA
A 5.28 FIP
A 6.0 K/9
A 5.1 BB/9
All before tonight's game. Why are Royals fans like this?
>>68213776
Who is this danielle nelson chick?
>>68213776
>continuing to post tweets from some literal who
Where did it all go wrong for you?
>>68213776
Please stop bullying and try to be nice!!!
>>68213776
>Implying the average 2016 Cubs fan is any better
>>68213027
That's embarrasing for that poor father holding his child back.
Reminder that this is what a faggot getting punched out actually looks like
Not that weird gay hug Machado gave Ventura
>>68213840
BTFO
T
F
O
>>68213871
Does your wife's son get in a lot of fights?
>>68213692
>bandwagonning the Yankees from texas
Sad!
>>68213877
The Odor punch is the ideal all baseball punches should strive to be. If Machado would've connected, Yordano probably would've been KO'd
>At game
>Got golf umbrella
>Dingers everywhere
>Machado killed a man
>9-1 O's
My kind of night.
>>68213889
> this insult seemed effective in my head
Ok YVDF
>>68213942
I'm so pissed I didn't go to the game
>>68211966
>spicy temper
Have a Dos Equis.
>>68213963
Just answer the question Trudeau
Greinke is finally back! My team doesn't look that retarded
>>68213999
Have you seen the umbrellas yet?
Shit's amazing
>>68213999
Nobody went to the game.
>Zack Greinke tosses a three-hit, no-runner-reaches-second shutout of the Rays. He hasn't given up a run in his past 16 innings.
>>68214014
Yordano Ventura is my son. Yes it's true. He has his mothers height...when she was 12.
>>68214025
Fuck, and it was a giveaway night?
>>68214026
28,110 people disagree with you
>>68214050
>no-runner-reaches-second shutout
on a tuesday while he's gassy
guys dont fall for Oldbays memes he is universally comsodered the worst trip in /nfl/ and he doesnt watch baseball much
>>68214057
Here ya go
>>68214061
Over the past three games, maybe. Certainly not tonight alone.
So he didn't even hit him?
>>68213942
That Flahery shot though
We need a photo of the plaque
>>68213457
My dubs say you're going to be blown out by at least 5 runs.
If singles, blown out by at least 3.
>>68214094
That's pretty awesome. I'm going to the BBQ set game so that kinda makes up for missing out on that sweet umbrella
>>68214083
>comsodered
Fucking Texicans
>>68214110
Source - http://espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=360607101 ;)
>>68214143
I'm trying to get tickets, but next game for me will probably be sweatshirt night at the end of the season
>>68214083
You're thinking of tiki friendo
>>68214124
Jesus Manny swings like a girl
>>68214124
That's how your average baseball fight is, both sides are smart enough to dodge the punches as opposed to take them. The fact Odor connected to the face is even more humiliating than getting hit.
>>68214124
pathetic
>>68214154
Yeah, that's how many they said were there, that wasn't how many were actually there.
>>68214124
wow
that dude cannot throw a punch
>>68214192
Eh. This was 25 minutes pregame. You be the judge.
>>68214124
Ventura looks like a baby bird trying to fly for the first time with all that fucking flapping
So let's say the dbacks know they won't make the playoffs what could they get for greinke in a trade?
>>68214229
I actually am unable to count higher than 6, but that doesn't look like 30,000 people.
>who sox are .500
I knew it would happen, I just didn't expect it to happen this soon
>>68214265
We should have listened to their fans
They were right
Either way, O's win, destroy the "champs".
The sweep comes tomorrow.
>>68214264
It's a half hour before the game. Everyone is down the street pounding beers at Pickles Pub for $3 before the game starts
>>68214175
to be fair, he was swinging at a girl
>>68214314
>destroy the "champs"
you spelled the Omaha Storm Chasers wrong
>who sux in 4th place
>>68214344
We're gunning for 5th next. Watch out, Twins.
>>68214149
im on my phome without predict text
comsnorded
>>68214381
You're just a giant uneducated faggot
>.500 was literally all that I asked for and expected this season
>they are now .500
Thanks Sox.
>>68214418
on 4CHAN?!!?
>>68214472
how long will they keep it up?
>>68214588
Even one day is too long
>>68213877
Dat Playball patch doe.
>Yordano Ventura was 96-98 most of the night with his fastball. The single hardest pitch he threw was the one that hit Manny Machado: 99 mph.
>the state of the AL Central
>>68214314
Volquez is gonna start shit tomorrow. I can feel it
>>68214718
PECOTA WAS RIGHT
"You see the reaction by his players. They weren’t too happy that he did something so stupid. But I’m glad for Manny for defending himself. Screw it. Defend yourself." - Adam Jones
Post em
“Like I said, the guy, he’s got electric stuff. The talent is all there, but between the ears, there’s a circuit board that’s off balance. I don’t get it. I don’t get it. He wants to be Pedro Martinez? Cool. Be Pedro Martinez. Have a damn sub-two like Pedro Martinez. Don’t go out there trying to hurt somebody. That’s what Pedro didn’t do. So, hopefully the league catches onto it. I got Manny’s fine, and the rest is history.”
Adam Jones is a cool teammate.
METHINALS BTFO!!!
VOTTO IS BACK!!!
DUVALL GONNA DUVALL!
METHINALS GONNA METH!!
>>68214781
>filename
Fuck I miss this commercial
>>68214813
template?
>>68214818
Adam is just a cool guy all around, can't help but like him
>>68214813
>Upton starting to play better now
Are the Yankees back, or am I getting a false sense of hope?
>>68215034
>Analslime
It's like when you guys beat the fucking A's and thought you were good again.
>>68214945
V Mart deserves to be purple as well. God damn this team can be so frustrating, seeing them play amazing baseball one day, then stare blankly as they get shelled for entire weeks straight. I don't know what it is that chills their bats, but I'm glad they're turning it around as we move into the back half.
>>68215034
Oh fuck, I actually didn't know what this webm was before posting it. I'm sorry for posting such a piece of shit.
Was Ventura right or Manny right?
Vote up. Don't even think about proxying you fags
http://www.strawpoll.me/10427990
>>68214921
He really is.
I think he's adjusted to being the solo captain this year. Last season was too much for the dude
>>68215073
Back to /v/ kiddo, you just exposed yourself
But to answer your question, Ventura was way more wrong than Machado. I wouldn't say anyone was "right" though.
>>68215073
It was a chimpout, nobody was right.
>>68215081
Think Jonesy will get into coaching when he retires?
>>68215073
Should /sp/ have thread ids?
>>68214866
@xCBRIDGEx 6m6 minutes ago
Day made watching Ventura finally get his ass beat #propsMachado
@honeychildd 12m12 minutes ago
YORDANO VENTURA HAS POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY, BURNED OUR CROPS & DELIVERED A PLAGUE ONTO OUR HOUSES!
@lindyrjensen 7m7 minutes ago Kansas City, MO
@rosswelborn Ventura must go. He's a head case and a cancer to our team. #ByeFelicia #Royals
Some of these chicks are alright, especially the middle one (pic related).
>>68215073
Both wrong both chimps
Ventura more wrong
>>68215073
both chimped out
and both got btfo
hard to say
>>68215059
Ausmus is still autistic.. At least he took Sanchez out of the rotation and Verlander started to be good again
>>68215073
They were both wrong, but Ventura was wronger
>>68215138
I hope so. He's got a way to connect with the youngins and has a charisma to be able to coach up here, or even manage the lower leagues.
no windians
Lmao looks like a parent about to discipline a child.
>>68215238
at least you're not a whos fan
>>68215275
I was waiting for CY to pick him up and carry him off.
>>68215275
It really does
Fucking halflings
>>68215275
what is venturas height?
>>68215319
5'11"
>>68215319
5'9.. Nothing wrong with that because Heart over Height
>>68215319
3'0
>>68215297
That's as close as we'll probably see.
>>68215319
Off the top of my head, I thought he was like 5'9" whereas CY is 6'10".
>>68215325
Hi Yordano
The Royals color guy is retarded.
>Play-by-play: "Is that what the Royals need right now?" (obviously rhetorical)
>Color guy: "Maybe it is!"
>Play-by-play: "......Really?"
>>68213020
>>68213021
>>68213033
>>68213052
>>68213342
>>68213458
I went to an orioles spring training game-- I'm a Yankees fan but I was in Sarasota for the weekend. Before the game, instead of going to the clubhouse, both Machado and Adam Jones made sure every kid who wanted an autograph got one, only going back to the dugout once the game was literally about to start.
Maybe he complains about a few balls and strikes but he seems like a pretty decent guy. I know I'd want him to play for the Yankees.
>>68215359
>Maybe he complains about a few balls and strikes
he cried about a tag he was attempting to avoid being too hard and then threw his bat at the guy
hes a bitch
>>68215355
That's Rex Hudler and he's not at all bright, but he can be fun sometimes. He just says off the wall dumb shit.
Ryan Lefebvre (the other guy) calls him on it sometimes with hilarious results
>>68214813
I think i was fair
I don't buy Wright or Ubaldo's last starts at all
>>68215387
Jones average?
>>68215430
He's improved since moving to leadoff but he was really bad to start the year and his defense didn't make up for it. I think he'll be fine moving forward but these aren't projections
>>68215387
i can agree with all of this but maybe i'd move alvarez up to bad
>>68214813
based off 2016 YTD performance (excluding Schwarber)
>>68215380
And I'm sure you were perfect at age 23 as well mate. Complaining about a game doesn't make you a bitch.
>>68215458
you are only allowed 4 elites
>>68215447
I think it took Jones longer to get over that injury than they let on. Ubaldo needs to be taken out behind the shed and put down, think he pulls off his usual second half improvement?
Hey guys. Rate my ratings please. These are ratings from a real and true fan of the Cubs and of baseball, the sport.
>>68215459
I've never thrown a bat at anyone in my life, nor have I ever charged the mound after being hit by a pitch.
>>68215460
you're typically not supposed to have 40 wins on June 8th either
although I did rate Grimm too high, he should be lumped in with all others
>Bob Dutton @TNT_Mariners
>Official announcement on injury to Tribe catcher Yan Gomes: testicular contusion.
>>68215459
>BItching about minor things doesnt make you a bitch
>>68215476
Elite/22
>>68215497
You're bitching about Machado bitching, making you the king of the bitches
>>68215490
OH MY FUCK
Jesus christ the poor son of a bitch
>>68215477
I don't think you were getting paid 5 million to play either. What machado did was wrong, but it's understandable. Ventura clearly expected no retaliation, and I don't think anyone is going to be making any statement pitches against machado any time soon. If my livelihood was threatened by some jackoff like ventura, I'd probably get pissed as well.
>>68215458
>>68215460
That's how I see it.
>>68215490
OH FUCKING HELL, NEVER POST THAT SHIT ON HERE AGAIN.
I fucking hate reading these.
>>68215497
The dude makes 5 mil to play a game. Every hit/stolen base he can get is an extra dollar on his paycheck.
Who even got ejected?
Had to go back and fix up my ratings a little bit. I was being a little hard on my Cubbies back there. Gotta rep my Cubbies. Go Cubbies!
>taking PEDs before even being drafted
>>68215387
>Hardy
Other than that Maybe move up Alvarez one notch. Bundy could go down. Brach at elite is spot on.
>>68215513
im glad you agree Machado is a bitch
>>68215596
Who let Canada in?
I guess it's pretty accurate. Maybe I was too generous with some.
>>68215619
Gib Sale pls
>>68215619
>two top 10 cy young candidates
>good
WEW LADS we actually won
>score 5 runs
>DONT lose
A really odd meme tbqh with you Joe but I like it.
Now we can at least split the series. Will gladly take Bumgarner no-hitting us tomorrow.
>>68215596
Just a lil bit of banter honestly
>tfw bullpen is shit outside of strickland
how did the mets lose to jon niese this isn't fair
>>68215641
I don't think I'd believe it even if it did happen.
We're going to get some one dumb, I think.
Or luck out on a middle rotation guy that has his shit together more than our crew now.
>>68215619
Your team may be bad, but it'll never be this bad.
>not even 1 elite player
>all that orange and red
>>68215679
>>68215641
fuck you faggots you aren't allowed to get anybody until Atlanta stops being bitches and just gibs us Teheran already
>>68215619
How was this team in first place for the first month?
>>68215702
>>68215702
Actually Tehran sounds exactly like the kind of starter we'd end up with.
>>68212992
Usually it's the people who just started learning things but really don't know anything who do stuff like that. They want to talk about something like they know, but really they don't know.
>>68215619
don't be a retard, Sale and Q are elite
changed for Shields and updated some
I'm assuming here Latos will be the odd one out, since he's absolutely god awful, but knowing robin it'll probably be migo
eaton's played himself out of great recently
>>68213877
Fucking
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>68215490
>>68215517
>>68215531
TRIGGER WARNING
https://vine.co/v/i35MthqlHb6
Not a good night for Yanimal. :(
>>68215613
NAFTA
>>68215757
>duke
>average
>sands still on this team
>we could still have Duvall right now
>>68215757
I feel Jacksons defensive play is too solid to be 'bad'. And he isnt the worst hitter on the team by far lately.
>>68215790
So it's the Clintons' fault.
BUILD THE WALL
>>68215788
Holy shit
>>68215743
FUCK OFF
HES OURS
FUCK OFFFFFF
>>68215793
shuck, coats, sands, avi whatever, same awful whoever is on the bench
duke is average
>>68215811
his offense has been a lot better lately true
but you don't seriously think he's good defensively do you, he's an average center fielder at absolute best, by my eye test and most defensive metrics he's far worse than that
who else /fulmer/ here?
literally a lock for rookie of the year
>>68215833
gib Betts
>>68215815
Bush more than Clinton
but i agree, we need a moose wall
>>68215843
Uh, outfields already crowded with rape bats desu
>>68215843
Uh, Fuck RIGHT Off and don't ever fucking talk to me again.
Reminder that this little bitch tried to start shit with Trout
>>68215862
>>68215836
Considering he replaced Eaton and just how much better hes been over in RF id say hes worth it.
They Sox tried to get better if i remember right. He pretty much ended up being the best they could get.
>>68215877
Aw, he tried to hug Ventura to make up
who are the real contenders and pretenders this year?
contenders:
> red sox
> royals
> cubs
> giants
> cardinals
pretenders:
> rags
> nats
> mets
> doyers
> orioles
> indians
> mariners
>>68215877
so since his favorite thing to do is throw at young stars, when does he throw at harper and arenado?
>he doesn't have the Best SS in the MLB on his team
lol kys losers
Hof this god
>>68215898
>contenders: red sox
>pretenders: orioles
eternal 5th placer and/or retard detected
>>68215862
Didn't you warn us NOT to sleep on KC?
They practically got shut out by the same pitcher that you mooks ass raped last week. And they couldn't even get a win on Ubaldo.
Was it injuries or is your memedar on the fritz
>>68215913
I think it was the fact our fucking pitching is SO shit that it literally got btfo by them.
I don't know. They've lost like 6 of their last 8, so maybe you're just catching them at a bad time.
They looked really fucking good against us, but perhaps it was just us fucking getting outmemed.
>>68215898
fixed
contenders:
> red sox
> rangers
> cubs
> giants
> cardinals
pretenders:
> roylels
> nats
> mets
> doyers
> orioles
> indians
> mariners
>>68215923
lost 5 straight, won 6 straight before that
injuries catching up
meme magic fading
please send memes
>>68215907
That's not the full extent of wrong in that post honestly. The MO delusion desu
>>68215885
they could have gotten Fowler
Also Desmond for SS, though he can play a better CF than jackson anyway
sox were considered one of the most likely destinations for both but they didn't do shit because they're fucking retards
>>68214813
Martin returns in CF on Friday so I figured I'd put him in here. I'm glad Romero, Peralta and Martin are in Tacoma/gone because they were all >JUST quality
>>68215942
>>68215898
Why the fuck are we considered contenders in this?
Have you SEEN our pitching?
>>68215945
>Beltre and Mazara not elite
falseflag ignore
>>68215942
> one strike away
> contenders
nice meme kiddo
>>68215904
delete this
>>68215948
>mfw thinking about the could have been lineup with both Desmond and Fowler instead of Jackshit hall of famer Jimmy Rollins
and one of the gooks to DH also
>>68215898
>contenders: royals
>pretenders: indians
>>68215963
>living in so far in the past you are blind in the present
you are literally delusional
>>68215985
Jackshit *and
>>68215946
the royals have meme magick on their side though have you even watched the last two postseasons?
>>68215990
Oh the ironing Tiki
>>68215923
Tbh it's the momemetum. That's how they did what they did for two Posts. They still had it when Os played first series and both Sox, but it's fizzled now.
Thank fuck it did, Royals on full tilt is terrifying to face. The Giants barely managed to do it 2 years ago.
>>68212219
I would just fling my bat at the pitcher mid-swing desu
>>68215898
Contenders:
Cubs
Giants
Red Sox
Rangers
Pretenders:
Nationals
Indians
Mets
Dodgers
Mariners
Royals
Blue Jays
Orioles
>>68215952
Cody is the >JUST Martin, Leonys is the Great Martin just for clarification
>>68215997
Oriole magic > meme magic
>>68216011
go away bandwagoner
>>68215997
>2016 royals
>postseason
>>68215997
I was replying about that: >>68216003
That momentum that made them THAT team is gone. Losing Moose probably did it.
Based Adam Jones
>>68215962
Mazara's a rookie, not ready to call him elite.
Beltre's past his prime, still elite defensively but his bat isn't what it used to be.
>>68215898
>only these 5 teams will make the postseason
How many games do you think Machado and Ventura get?
>>68216027
>He wants to be Pedro Martinez, go out there and have a damn sub 2.00
That's based.
did anyone get heemed?
>>68216042
2 for Machado, 5/6 for Ventura (misses 1 start)
>>68216046
Kimbo
>>68215997
>This nigger thinks he has meme magic
I know more meme magic than your simple flyover mind could even comprehend
You never believe. It's happening. Again. Cap it
>>68216046
Machado missed desu
>>68216030
>beltre has had the best years of his career the last few years
>bat aint what it used to be
He is elite fuck off and so is mazara and Andrus and Odor are better than good
you are a flaseflagger tbqh
>>68216042
6 machado
Lifetime ban ventura
>>68216051
Didn't Ventura get 7 last year? Dudes a repeat offender gotta be more
>>68216024
ACKSHUALLY they did better for a while after Moustakas was hurt
Neither him or Gordon were hitting very well in April.
The meme magic is fickle
>>68216053
>can only score 3 runs off red sox pitching
>thinks he has a chance at the Chip
ok there bud
the champ will be black and orange, but it wont be you
>>68216042
5 for Machado, Ventura misses one start
>>68216056
Marinersbro here, Beltre is still the best 3B in the game
>>68216058
Oh yeah, maybe. I wonder if he'll try to appeal if it covers 2 starts.
>>68216070
Kris Bryant?!?!?
>>68216063
Don't speak if you don't understand the nature of our magic please. Relevant black and orange is speaking. Shut yo nigga mouth and you may learn a thing or two
>>68215708
>rags
>>68216081
He's not even better than Arenado on a slump. In fact, Arenado without thumbs and an index finger would still be better than any infielder in baseball.
>>68215788
>>68216056
No, I am not a false flagger, I just don't like to overestimate players for my teams. It leads to disappointment.
Being a Cowboys fan, you should know this.
If Mazara continues this production through the end of the regular season, I'll be willing to say he's elite. Odor has the potential to be great, but I'm still waiting him out. Andrus is too inconsistent, both offensively and defensively. He's a very streaky player. If it weren't for his albatross of a contract, he would have already been traded and Profar would have been notched in at SS without missing a beat.
This is coming from someone who loves Elvis. He and Beltre are the soul of this team.
Updated Predictions
AL East
1. Boston (Home Field Advantage)
2. Toronto (WC1)
3. Baltimore
4. New York
5. Tampa Bay
AL Central
1. Tigers
2. Indians
3. White Sox
4. Royals
5. Twins
AL West
1. Rangers
2. Astros (WC2)
3. Mariners
4. Angels
5. A's
NL East
1. Marlins
2. Nationals
3. Mets
4. Phillies
5. Braves
NL Central
1. Cubs (Home Field Advantage)
2. Cardinals (WC1)
3. Pirates (WC2)
4. Brewers
5. Reds
NL West
1. Giants
2. Rockies
3. Dodgers
4. D-Backs
5. Padres
ALWC: Blue Jays over Astros
NLWC: Cardinals over Pirates
ALDS: Red Sox over Blue Jays, Rangers over Tigers
NLDS: Cubs over Cardinals, Giants over Marlins
ALCS: Red Sox over Rangers
NLCS: Cubs over Giants
World Series: Red Sox over Cubs
You can't prove me wrong.
>>68216096
Pissboi pls stop hating on the best 3B in this millennium
>>68216052
This is the best post you've made.
Here is your (You) kouhai
>>68216101
>>>>>>>>>>>>us winning with this "pitching"
stop that shit
>>68216087
God I hope that's a joke.
>>68216101
>1. Detoilet
>>68211966
why canadians kek ?
>>68216109
Its a pasta, don't know where it comes from but it's pretty lame
>>68216086
Nice closer you guys got btw
I don't think the Doyers will sniff first for NLW, but I can't see the Giants being much in the Post unless everyone's healthy at the end of the season.
At worst, you get knocked out by the HEY FUCK YOUs
>>68216108
We have the best offense in baseball history.
>>68216111
They're the most complete team in the AL Central and smoking hot at the moment.
Based Detroit is back to save the Central from the dark ages and restore its rightful ruler
>>68216101
The thing you have wrong is the Giants. They'll either miss the playoffs or win the World Series. There is no alternative
>>68216101
lol classic boston homer ignoring the fact that you need non dumpster-fire pitching to win in the playoffs.
>>68216124
>We have the best offense in baseball history.
We don't even have the best offense in Red Sox history, let alone MLB-wide you meme.
>>68216124
They haven't won a single game against the Indians this season.
>>68216129
You want me to change that to the Rockies?
Otherwise, I think the Giants are true contenders, just not World Series. The Cubs will dominate them but the team is set to take the NL West by storm.
>>68216123
Tony Romo will be back and healthy by then and have taken over the closer role, and he'll have a great postseason
>>68216133
Our bullpen has been lights out though. Starting pitching is a concern, but as long as we're hitting, we're not losing.
>>68216059
Wait
I thought Moose was league in home runs in April?
Anyway, you faced the two worst starters in the rotation that Boston completely buttfucked the week before and couldn't come up with anything. Hell, O's drip dripped on the drip drippers tonight.
I'll give KC a little more leeway but I can't see anything beyond a WC.
>>68216108
You Unironically gave him a (You) when he's likely baiting your ass specifically.
Go to bed m8. You're slipping.
>>68216148
>Our bullpen has been lights out though.
GO AWAY BANDWAGONER GO AWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68216100
this has nothing to do with undervaluing players because of potential disappointment. Beltre has remained consistently year in and out to be one of the best 3B in the league. He is already 5th best 3B of all time and something like 6th in JAWS. Beltre is elite. And unless he has severe drop off in dWAR or whatever for a few years before retiring he will remain elite.
Elvis right now is one of the most consistent hitters on the team and in the MLB and while he isnt the hitter Profar is his defense is still better than Profars. Elvis play so far this year is deserbing of great. Same with Odor.
Mazara has won player of the month both months so far and is already undisputably the RoTY right now. Elite.
Darvish, also elite. Faster player to 300 strikeouts. Highest SO/9. Elite
We dont take the pessimistic role here in this general. This one >>68214813 is correct atm
>>68216137
>Played Anibal Sanchez 2x
>Verlander before his engagement 2x
>Fulmer before he actually became good
>Shane Greene who is now doing great in the bullpen
>>68216152
Are you fucking dumb you autistic retard?
How can't you get his style with mind, after all this time, is beyond me.
Talk about me slipping, look at yourself and reflect.
Fucking hell
There are two Red Pepes now
No it's only one and you can't even keep track of who's who and whats what.
Not even worth the @
>>68216155
Irrefutable evidence anon, you've convinced me, the Tigers must be here to stay
>>68216140
Cubs will get rekt by a speed ball of century old curse and meme magic
Or the Giants miss completely. If the Giants don't make it the Dodgers will, unfortunately. The other three eternal 4th place meme teams can't meme with the big boys
>>68216155
>Indians 6, Tigers 0
Good thing that doesn't retroactively change the boxscores of those games, huh.
>>68216188
>What are hot and cold bats
It's only June anyways
>>68216209
Then why are the whos sux freaking out so much?
>>68216209
>What are hot and cold starts
Same could be said of the Tigers rotation. It'll even out after their current hot streak.
>>68216216
theyve seen this episode like 100000 times
>>68216216
>3/12 vs DET/CLE/KC
Why does everyone always pick on Yordano
>>68215476
>These are my own calculations. You won't find them anywhere.
>>68216227
Time will tell desu
>>68216280
because he's a manlet and hes brown and hes on the royals
all 3 combined and you have yourself a juicy target
>>68216291
venturas a bitch, regardless of team, color or height
>>68215956
Good enough to beat the Gnats tonight
>>68215998
Jesus Texas what the fuck
>>68216027
Now this, this is elite bantz
>>68216314
hes a masterbanter
>>68216154
>Darvish, also elite. Faster player to 300 strikeouts. Highest SO/9. Elite
It's actually 500 not 300. Starting pitchers only though. Chapman has the record for quickest to 500.
oakland bros
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4228439/stomper-oakland-a-s-o.gif
someone resize this gif so it fits chin standards
>>68216101
>asstros
>marlins
kektastic meme, friendo
>>68216381
I will not allow this
As of 25 minutes ago Yan Gomes is still waiting for an Ultra Sound at a Seattle hospital for the testicular contusion from Tuesday's game
>>68216400
brah plz
>>68216411
hope hes already had kids
>>68216445
this is in direct violation of my decision
delete this immediately
>>68216447
Wew
>>68216381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdst63FWSCs
>>68216469
If I delete it do I get my very own snowy azn girl?
>>68216445
Lit as fuck to be completely honest :^)
>>68216483
if thats your preference
>>68216482
stomper dindu nuffin
he a goo mascot
he dindu nuffin
If syndergaard didn't get suspended for th throwing at Escobar and Utley then Yordano can't get suspended.
If Yordano gets a suspension mlb is gonna have a huge discrimination case on their hands.
Post the biggest piece of shit in baseball here
>>68216079
It kills me to say it, but Beltre is still better.
When Beltre retires Based Kyle will be best 3B undisputed
>>68216534
Stop talking
>>68216542
It's a fair point
>>68216560
its not
Ventura has a history of this
>>68216536
Tfw KC called him "Ace" Unironically
>>68216585
Wasn't syndergaard the guy who said he was gonna throw at a guys head and then actually did it the day after? Didn't he throw at Utley just two weeks ago?
>>68216614
but syndergaard is actually a good pitcher
>>68216560
Syndergaard wasn't involved in a brawl. It's not a "fair point" at all, these situations are always handled the same. All of the main instigators and participators of a brawl are suspended. Even Bawwtista got suspended and all he did was perform an illegal slide (which normally only results in an extra out, not a fucking suspension). You can't just treat every situation as inherently equal because they share one similarity.
>>68216624
ughh...so problematic
this is all just racist white men using "facts" to hide behind so they can continue being racist
ventura didnt do a single thing wrong
>>68216620
yordano has a championship ring and 8 shutout innings against the mighty SF Giants in the WS.
Syndergaard has a plastic hammer and spandex costume lol.
>>68216070
Not according to statistics. Seager is the most valuable 3B in the AL right now. And he isn't even in the top 5 of 3B ASG voting.
>>68216536
>liar
>cheater
>anger issues
>overly cocky
>doesn't even play a position
>all around disgrace to baseball
Honestly, fuck this fat piece of shit right here. I can't wait to slurp bawwston fan tears when he gets denied from the HOF by the writers year after year after year.
>>68216657
Yordanos shit
no one would rather have him over Noah
No one who isnt currently addicted to meth
>>68216662
He won't. He'll be the first DH in, call it east coast bias, call it the rings. He'll be the first DH in the hall, even though Edgar is a statistically better, and more valuable player. The Designated Hitter award isn't called "The David Ortiz Award". It's called "The Edgar Martinez Award"
>>68216609
It was a little ironic.
>>68216681
We still have enough on our side to automatically cross off a career DH'er from the ballot
>>68216816
that's such a sad and depressing view to have...
This is the greatest young talent in baseball and all you racist bigot fucks are too blind to appreciate it...
Fuck all of you.
https://youtu.be/Y0ht5A9Q1HY
tanaka & ototake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaY3ySq88-Q
>>68214818
>adam chimpout jones
taking up for
>maddy machimpo
color me surprised
>>68216990
Man your shitposting has fallen off big time. I miss the old DG.
Baseball
>>68217111
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68216990
fuck you, im not a racist. there are plenty tropical mexican ballplayers i like, like rougned odor. ventura is just a little faggot.
He should have just owned up to plunking the guy, instead he just lied like a bitch when people already knew it was the hardest pitch he threw that night.
>not putting a ventura in a head lock and pounding on his face
That catcher did a pretty shit job of protecting his pitcher.
>>68217945
>Salvy tired of saving some cum lick primadonna
No way
>>68216662
Ortiz is actually a pretty nice guy. He's friendly to all the players and a fan favorite. I don't even think I would put him in my top 20 and he's been in the division for as long as I can remember. He might be cocky but I mean he's hit over 500 hrs and 600 doubles I think he's allowed to be.
>>68216990
>Ventura is young great talent
>>68212219
he drills him. nice lick
noice
>>68216816
He won 3 rings in Boston.
He's guaranteed HoF.
>>68211966
>Roylels
>Orilols
>fight
Lol no
ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN
bye carl crawford
it was fun watching you hop out of your shoes every time you swung
Ive seen all I needed to see
Tigers are winning the world series
>>68219025
>WS title
>Detroit
They'd just sell it for parts.
Draft day is upon us. What do you think your team should do?
Why Ichiro's team lose?
he made chances
Marlins is enthusiastic?
>>68216658
ASG voting means nothing.
>hurr, vote 5 times a day up to 35 times and then change your IP address to just keep voting as many times as you want because we don't really give a shit if you game the system
It's absolutely meaningless.
>>68219978
They have IP range checks.
>>68219746
The proper format for a Haiku is 3 verses with a pattern of 5-7-5 syllables respectively. I don't think I should have to explain that to someone from Japan, you should know better.
>>68220034
Why not just allow everyone to vote once? Why arbitrarily decide on 5 votes in a 24hr period and 35 votes maximum?
>>68219746
Marlins weren't able to score another run to close the game out, after 11 innings someone's got to win.
>Marlins is enthusiastic?
The team is having a decent year but they have one of the least enthusiastic fan bases and close to the lowest attendance numbers out of the entire MLB year after year.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/attendance
>>68220068
To inflate numbers duh
>>68220159
>Cleveland has worse attendance numbers than TB
Wait, what?
>>68220200
It's Cleveland. That's all you need to know really.
>>68220229
I figured TB would be far and away the worst team in terms of attendance. No wonder Shapiro left. That's depressing as fuck.
>>68214945
Where is Sanchez?
>>68220200
>>68220252
>Between June 12, 1995 and April 4, 2001, the Indians sold out 455 consecutive home games, drawing a total of 19,324,248 fans to Jacobs Field. The demand for tickets was so great that all 81 home games were sold out before Opening Day on at least three separate occasions.
Haha, what the fuck, fan support completely evaporated after 2002.
>>68217006
what the fuck, Japan
why you do this
>>68217006
reeeeeeeeee
>>68220303
I'm still not ready to associate him with the team yet
I'd like to see how differently these situations would go if players like Ventura had to bat. The headhunting pitchers never seem to be a problem in the NL.
>>68220663
This to be honest desu
>>68220663
And who do you think eventually will serve the retribution? Hosmer, Cain or Perez will be the ones who get hit. I wouldn't be too happy if I was a teammate.
>>68220663
>>68220693
I think it's telling that the catcher really didn't do anything to stop Machado from hobbling out there.
>>68220737
Well machado literally did nothing wrong. I get Yost was defending his guy but holy fuck that was almost as intentional as you can get. He jacked up his speed because he was waiting to smoke machado in the ribs/back.
Your 2016 AL MVP
>>68220663
Yost ought to threaten to strip the DH next time he has to start and see if Yordano pisses his pants.
>>68218283
He really didnt "drill him." Pic related is before he hits his face. What a fucking girlish punch that was.
>>68220693
(Ventura arrives in clubhouse after game)
>The Mets have reacquired Kelly Johnson from the Barves
Yes great idea, fix the shit tier struggling offense with yet another mediocre player
>>68211966
Thank you based Machado
Jays/Tigers
>>68220834
>>68220834
>>68220834
>>68212229
>I don't get the anger directed at Ventura. Manny overreacted.
>Fernandez leads the majors in strikeouts
when the fuck did this happen
>>68220865
Ahh the butthurt is great. People said /mlb/ is the easiest baited general. Good God, were they right. GG /mlb/ never change.
>>68220946
>no fans
>>68220946
Fuck off, reddit
>>68220938
Lol, you're a faggot
>>68220305
That's because the team evaporated around that time and it's a small market team to begin with. Despite having the highest homeless and poverty rates, big cities like New York and LA are always going to have high attendance because there are more people. Indians attendance is increasing though and will increase (and they are above TB just not in average).
>>68221096
Not denying it but it was obvious bait. KEK
>>68220938
Why are you defending this asshole? The team doesn't even want to defend him.
Why is Joey Gallo not in the majors?
>>68220200
>>68220229
Da Land lost their browns, then got browns 2.0 as an apology gift
sorry injuns
should have beat the barves or marlels when you had the chance, you could have ended the meme of the nfl
>>68220938
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>68221181
Cubs vs Phillies
>>68221181
>>68220938
>I was only pretending to be retarded lol epic troll
>>68220229
>>68221178
Fuck the haters desu
Vince Velasquez leaving after two pitches, first one a strike, second a warning track fly out
Both were fastballs at 86 and 87 respectively, so there's some velocity concerns
I gave you guys what you expected out of a Royals tripfag. On that note I have had my fun and will retire this trip until the bet with Captain D is settled and the postseason comes around.
>>68221312
Even I think you are a useless shitposting faggot
>throw 2 pitches
>leave the game
The city of Philadelphia, everyone.
>>68221345
>>68212229
I'm a Royals fan, but I'll be honest with you. Last night, I lost all respect for Yordano Ventura. His control blows ass, and he's blown his shot at becoming the next Pedro Martinez, and this is how he reacts? He needs to realize that he's getting bodied, and throwing a tantrum isn't the way to react.
And trust me, it's taken a lot for me to reach the final straw. I thought he'd finally become an ace this year, but that year's been pushed to two-thousand-never for me.
>Get Kakes back for peanuts
>Kim/Greek go on an OBP tear, 0 HR's on Kake's end
>Get Sale during Whos fire sale
>Davis/Bumbo hit 50 dingers each
World Series here we come.
>>68221402
Absolutely. The fucker should go down to Ohmha.
>>68216070
>Not Arenado
Into the trash it goes
>>68221402
Has Ventura or Machado said anything publicly about last night? I saw Adam Jones, Buck, and Yost's comments but nothing from anyone else
>>68221491
Well, I think Ventura said something about that pitch being an inside pitch, which I believe is a load of bullshit. He was getting his ass pulverized on the hill, and now he hits a guy? Doesn't sound suspicious at all.
>>68221491
Ventura said (through a translator) the pitch got away from him and was unintentional.
>>68221545
At 99 mph? Horseshit.
>>68221572
The faster you throw the less control you have.
>>68221545
Didn't see the game, but didn't Ventura throw at him earlier in the game as well?
>>68221585
And that was the hardest pitch he threw. It implies he was angry about something.
Plus, velocity is about as useless as tits on a bull if you can't effectively control it.
>Kansas Shitty fans and commentators will defend this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiGFhvte5Ts
>>68221605
>>68221533
Fucking lying sack of shit, watch the catchers glove during the pitch that shit was intentional as could be
>Giving the Braves another prospect for Johnson when you could of resigned him in the offseason
Thanks Sandy. Gonna give up some guys when asking the Tribe about Uribe?
This fucking team
>>68220781
>machado literally did nothing wrong
He charged the mound, that's unacceptable behavior no matter what happened.
>that was almost as intentional as you can get. He jacked up his speed because he was waiting to smoke machado
Bullshit, he tried to throw too hard and lost control of the ball.
>>68221726
Lay off the koolaid you're starting to become a literal retard.
>>68221654
>All those Royals fans cheering on their scumbag pitcher
What a trash city, almost as bad as philly 2bh.
>>68221726
Remember when b8 used to be creative and funny?
>>68221787
>remember when you used to creative and funny
why does life have to keep moving?
>>68221872
Don't worry, it comes to a stop eventually.
>That mental and physical angry manlet Ventura already has a ring and was a game away from having 2
Sports arent fair
>>68221888
Of course they're not.
>>68221777
100% of them are on meth, what can you expect?
>>68221642
>Yadier Molina
Absolute garbage this year
>>68221888
We should just replace World Series rings with participation trophies.
>>68221930
I live in Kansas City and there is no meth, you fag. Kiss the ring.
>>68221883
thank you jesus
>>68221930
You are thinking of St Louis there friendo
>>68221963
>>68222065
What's the difference?
>>68222083
The color of the people using crystal meth
what happened
>>68221408
>>68221408
I kind of want this
If Alvarez cools down to ride the bench so Trumbo DH's, it'd be a fun ass outfield.
Inb4 Barves try to package JimJo or Bud with Kakes
Orioles
O's
O'S ON FRONT PAGE?
>>68222286
Why don't you fags ever show up to games? The orioles shouldn't be that low in attendance.
>>68222311
I hope to god you aren't a Toronto fan
>>68222325
This general is for actual fans not for bandwagon trips like you that shit up threads with your memes. Go back to /nfl/ please.
>>68222325
Eat shit monkey
>>68221777
>MY team would BOO our pitcher if he plunked someone that injured a player on my team
>>68221642
>Arenado second
into the garbage it goes
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