Sanchez vs Boyd
>Tigers
1. Kinsler
2. Romine
3. Cabrera
4. V. Martinez
5. J. Martinez
6. Castellanos
7. Upton
8. Saltalamacchia
9. Iglesias
>Blue Jays
1. Bautista
2. Donaldson
3. Encarnacion
4. Saunders
5. Martin
6. Smoak
7. Travis
8. Pillar
9. Barney
reminder le 1 pitch man is getting fucking shelled and his meme curveball cannot save him
>>68204304
>2. Romine
JUST
Why is Martin batting cleanup?
>>68204884
Why is Bautista leading off?
>>68204901
That's not the same at all, walktista gets on base
Who /tryingtostayabove.500/ here?
>these blue jays' batting averages
just start the firesale now while we can
>Back to back walks
>put martin at cleanup
>he doesnt swing at everything like a fucking idiot for once
is gibby elite?
Got em
>le cant hit breaking balls man
amazing hes not seeing literally 99% curveballs and sliders
I kind of want to be a brewers fan because I love beer, but there doesn't seem to be any association between the team and any beer breweries
>>68205055
Proof that sabrmetricians aren't as smart as they claim to be
Gonna be a long night with that kind of control
>completely lost control of his pitches
yup sanchize isnt making it 4 innings
Why did the Blue Jays show up tonight?
Just forfeit the series and save yourself the embarrassment lads.
>>68205117
I'm here to watch the asian man
>Romine batting 2nd
>Brad Autist
>It's a first pitcher to get rattled loses episode
Miguel Cabrera is an overrated piece of shit faggot.
Strikes out and grounds into double plays more than anyone else.. Hits HRs and RBIs in non-clutch scenarios exclusively
goes 1 for 3 with a walk every single night just to keep up the impression that he's a great hitter when you look at his average
shits the bed in every playoff series he's ever been in.
Fuck that fat bitch. I hope we trade him at the deadline before it's too late.
>it's touched down over the atlantic
>which part?
>ALL OF IT
jesus christ really?
So is Groins useless now?
>saundshit
why
So are junior jays Saturdays a good time to pick up chicks?
I know you should take first pitches, especially early in the game but does anyone else get rustled when guys just watch first pitch fastballs right down the middle?
Oh look the Tigers won't hit suddenly en route to another 5 game losing streak after looking pretty good again recently..
How many winning and losing streaks of 4 or more games can one team have? Tigers are already on pace for like 15 this year.
>inb4 perfect game
jays are terrible tbqhwy
Alright Toronto bros.
I gotta goto work.
Enjoy your 8-2 win. Tigers blow.
pitching duel of the century
>>68205402
wageslave.
>le walk man
found this on /int/ dont really know w hat it means though
THE MADMAN!!!
The wongs have won four stan lees since the last time a canadien nhl team has
stay fucking mad, jays are a bunch of shitters, bautista talks like a male cock gobbler
>>68205692
Why are you so mad?
based
>>68205692
>stay fucking mad
>buck trying to talk about hockey
>>68205727
>>68205764
>plebs can't into whitty bantz
>>68205810
>whitty
sure thing boyo
>le walk man
>Being no-hit by Boyd
>>68205810
fuck bantz I just want to be comfy before those shitshow divisional gamethreads
>yfw the BP blows it for Boyd
Honestly would rather Upton bat second than Romine
>>68206135
Just put in Shane Greene when the pitch count gets too high and ride the wave
>>68206184
based brad will find a way
>>68206154
Lately? Yeah. J-Up got his groove back.
Kek take him out now
HOLY SHIT
K E V
BASED PILLAR
>>68206366
>not shooping his name into the credits
0/10 please consider suicide
Wew
>inb4 Upton not hitting that HR is the game changer
Michigan is Canada 2.0
What's your best dad joke?
>>68206706
>blow jays bullpen giving up 0 runs
top kek, even osuna and biagini are shit now
BIG
PURPLE
DINO
>>68206779
>Debit/credit card is not read on restaurant machine
OHOHOH I GUESS IT'S FREE
>>68206794
>thinking your BP can match our BP's shittyness
top fucking lel brosef
>le strikeout man
>>68206779
Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?
If they had 4 they'd be chicken sedans
>>68206779
>Drive past a cemetery
"Man, people are just dying to get in there!"
>>68206821
Fuck my dad has said this
>>68206779
>in elevator
>delivery man holding pizza
>"is that for me?"
>Matt Boyd still in
Brad the game is still there to win
>>68206891
lol your dad is great
>Shane Greene warming up
>>68206779
I told my dad I met this kawaii Russian girl
He said "why was she in a hurry?"
GG
dp incoming
>jays
>risp
>>68206925
kek
>>68206779
>friend comes over for dinner
>asks what we're eating
>dad italian
>responds literally in italian "your mothers cunt"
>friend smiles no idea what he just said
>only me and him understand
MACHADO CHIMPOUT HABBENING
>>68207222
you're both faggots
>russlel
>Martin running
>>68207307
Takes one to know one
>>68207222
Wow your dads a creep.
>>68207307
>you're both faggots
My dad says that
>>68207366
ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>68207394
me in the middle
tfw Shane Greene is the new Wade Davis
>>68207371
it's an italian thing. they are very easily angered
for some reason he found the simple question of 'what's for dinner' offensive
>>68207284
kek just saw the replay
>>68207459
Tell them they need to go back
>every canadian commentator
>"it's early"
>"the offense will turn around soon"
>the season is almost half over
>>68207442
>Wade Davis
why do you have to go there? we were having such a nice chat
>mfw Sanchez about to pitch a complete game shutout on the Tigers
11 pitches an inning for Sanchize?
collapse
>>68207750
nice attempt on the jinx
>8/8 m8
>>68207750
>le 1 pitch man
patience grasshopper the collapse is coming
REEEEEEEEEEE
my heart
>>68207866
Will go on
storen starts the 8th
>>68207939
Sanchize is only at 70 pitches
theres literally no way we win this 1-0
not even anti jinxing or any bullshit, the offense is dead and pitching isnt that good
K P
P
Does anyone else think Jewpiro is purposely setting up the Jays to be shit so he has a reason to fire gibby?
>>68208031
it's ""early""
>real baseball fans like 1-0 pitcher duels
at least cash in pillar you worthless cunts
>>68208081
How is he setting up the Jays to be shit?
>runner on 3rd
>0 outs
>top of the order coming up
any bets on how this will end?
>>68208295
Both score before Greene is yanked.
Why are jays fans trying to be as pathetic as white sox fans? You guys have a good team. Relax
>le 150 trillion dollar man
>>68208352
Toronto sports has crushed us repeatedly, to the point where we can no longer find joy. Its annoying as fuck though
>>68208352
>dude be happy the number 1 offense last season is now like 14th and you have a +15 run differential with a top 3 starting rotation in ERA in the AL lmao
'no'
JUST LIKE A SOLO DINGER BUT HE'S OUT INSTEAD
>>68208384
This
>>68208403
Remember last year when we were 50-51? Its a long year bahd
>>68208355
He'll get it from Boston
>>68208352
>Relax
With good reason, no Toronto sports fan is capable of relaxing
>>68208453
remember when we made a trade for tulo, got a legit ace in price, and had an unsustainable 65% win percentage in the second half of the season?
remember when even when we had a shit starting rotation we were still scoring 6+ runs a game?
is that one canadian tigs fan (windsor?) here?
>>68208403
I mean our team is way shittier than it has been in recent times, but we keep an open mind and look for positives, other than the Ausmus out brigade.
You can't expect to always be the #1 offense anyway. Your team is still good. A shame Stroman isn't as good as he should be though.
>>68208522
>got a legit ace in price
>two on, martin up
best time for your bathroom break jaybros
>>68208563
Price was the best pitcher in the AL during his time in Toronto. Top lel to the Red Sox though, they sure do know how to overpay.
>Sandoval
>HanRam
>Price
>Soon to be EE and Bautista
>>68208620
I'm gonna have a wank
top kek I love seeing that Ventura cunt get BTFO
>>68208541
>You can't expect to always be the #1 offense anywa
is it too much to ask that an identical hitting lineup as last season is even 75% as good this season? This isnt a little expected regression this is 100+ points off BA, OBP, and slugging on multiple hitters, and guys generally being complete fucking idiots at the plate
>>68208666
it was unsustainable
>>68208697
>expecting martin and tulo to not hit over 100 points under their career averages is unsustainable
>expecting martin to not strikeout at 46% for an entire month is unsustainable
>expecting tulo to swing on 90 mph fastballs dead center of the plate is unsustainable
>expecting donaldshit to not pop up 3 times a game is unsustainable
m8 pls
It's opposite day. Check swing means no check swing!
>>68208747
You act as if you are the only team in the league with a few players regression.
JD Martinez is our example. I'll add JUSTin Upton since he is incredibly shit compared to what he should be.
Sigh..
Damn Aaron
i hope martin is first to go in the firesale
>le groundout man
>hardy
What the fuck was that smoak you fucking retard. Try running next time holy shit
>>68208988
>implying hardy is bad
>Sanchez now becomes the first #BlueJays pitcher this season with 10 strikeouts or more.
Can we trade Sanchezes?
>>68209019
apologize
>>68209082
>a pitcher that doesn't retire every single batter is bad
You apologize
>>68209136
>pulled after one batter
>implying this implies non horrible pitcher
travis :(
>>68209182
Stop making Canadians look stupid.
sanchize will blow this calling it now, and it wont even be his fault, this """""""offense""""""""" is fucking shit
>>68209182
>Not having a lefty specialist
>>68209182
>he evaluates a pitcher's body of work based on 1 batter
>travis
>playing at a level higher than single A
>>68209238
>missing the point
WTF
#based #elite #cyyoung #mvp
sanchez is killin niggas out there
>>68209208
Well is that really HIM blowing it? I don't get it
We don't deserve Sanchez. It's embarrassing.
>>68209330
>implying you had a point
>>68209398
you see he will go out for the 9th, collapse and we will all blame gibby for leaving him out too long
>>68209409
>implying you are capable of understanding a point if demonstrated
>could be up for a no hitter
FUCK YOU UPTON
let sanchez close or bring out goatsuna?
Jesus Christ..........
wew
>>68209504
still early for that kind of talk m8
don't forget the jays always collapse in the 9th
>thinking you can do anything with a .220 team avg
>Lowe warming up
JUST
if we dont score here then firesale immediately
LE STRIKEOUT MAN
damn parnell is shitty
>>68209670
and somehow closing to the jays his ERA went down
This is a very interesting strategy...
Incoming Grand Salami
double play incoming
>risp
>EE
>ee
ahahahaahaah
>bautista
>edwin
edwin why
NOW DO YOU DETROIT FAGS SEE WHY WE ARE PISSED AT THIS OFFENSE
DO YOU SEE NOW?
FUCK THIS SHAM PIECE OF SHIT TEAM FUCKING GIFTED 2nD AND 3RD NO OUTS AND WE WONT SCORE A SINGLE RUN FUCK THIS TEAM
>EE
>BAWTISTA
>RUSSELL
Are you kidding me?
>>68209782
Wow you are about to win the game and are still complaining
>the city of canada
>>68209782
Youre literally winning and our bats are so cold they have icicles on them settle down, eh
>Jays RISP
tip top kek
>
>Jasy
>>68209782
Would you calm down? It's only a game.
>this offense
what the fuck has happened
>>68209839
Beating the tigers by 2 runs technically counts as a W but it's not a good sign
>>68209850
This holy shit they are going to win and demand more.
>>68209850
>our bats are so cold
>literally scored 50 runs in last nights game
pick one
>>68209850
>>68209839
citation needed
>stranding a dozen runners in a game is okay
>>68209924
>winning isn't okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61spAt92APc
Focus on the good times
IN
B
4
ITS HAPPENING
>>68209920
Oh sweet, do we get to borrow any of those runs for tonight? No? Okay so three more groundouts and its a shutout L. Enjoy your win, crybaby.
HERE COMES THE COLLAPSE
I FUCKING TOLD YOU
>sanch poised to blow it in the bottom of the ninth
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
JUST
IAN FUCKING KINSLER
AAAAAAAAAAA SAVE US OSUNA
based fucking kinsler
HOF THIS MAN RIGHT NOW
How does a professional baseball manager allow Sanchez to start the 9th?
>>68209988
shut the fuck up i know you faggots are gonna start shitposting after you tie or win the game right here
>scoring 0 runs with runners on 2nd and 3rd and no outs is perfectly fine
kys
KILL ME
KILL ME
KILL ME
KILL ME
>Romine
>Miggy
>V-Mart
pull Romine pull Romine pull Romine
OPTIMISTS BTFO
>>68209988
see how retarded you look right meow
>>68210031
>not giving credit to the pitching staff/fielding of the other team
Nothing is absolute dude
BASED KINSLER
What are you autists arguing about
Why do game threads always get so autistic when we play the jays
osuna pls
>>68210093
Jays fans must have only started following baseball last year
>why don't we always score runs when we get men on base11!!!!1
>hurr durr why are you complaining
>about to lose the game because stranded 10 runners
fuck off detoilet
HERE
WE
GO
HOLY FUCK MIGGY
PLS
LIKE NEVER BEFORE
>>68210122
Quit crying already
>offense is bottom of the AL in batting average
>why are you complaing
>detoilet fags
>>68210048
wrong thread senpai
what a shitshow
Holy shit Osuna
Did the Jays bring Yordano Ventura out of the bullpen?
>>68205204
>(you)
>>68205204
>(you)
>>68205204
>(you)
>>68205204
>(you)
>>68205204
Based
M I G G Y
I
G
G
Y
fuck this team and fuck you detoilet pieces of shit, this is why we were complaining you filthy cunts fuck off
Can't say we didn't see this coming
miguel is a god
>>68210242
Ausmus obviously knows. I'm sorry sempai.
>>68210256
Ok bye don't forget to take your autism pills
LOL SHOULDA BEEN A WALKOFF LMAO >CANTADA
>>68205204
based other tigers fans making me lel
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER
>>68210276
BASED BRAD
>>68205204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-YLhi5jZhQ
8.1 IP
2 ER
ND
we dont deserve this
>>68210256
chill bro lmao
>>68210319
I already knew what that was before I opened it
Fuck this shit boys
hello darkness my old friend
Just let them have it
This is too painful to watch
>JD MARTINEZ
>>68210417
That pic lmao
how you want your 9th inning senpai?
