>American soccer analysis
> guy passes ball
> guy passes back
> lobs it
> header misses
AMAZING PLAY BY REAL SALT LAKE
HE'S GOT A HEADBOMB CONVERSION RATE OF POINT FOUR OH SINCE JOINING FROM THE MANCHESTER UNITED
>guy goes offside
>"FLAG ON THE PLAY BY THE UMPIRE, OFFSIDES CALLED"
>>68199240
>soccer
>That fat Mexican analyst guy on Fox
>american tv in general
Honestly not even surprised that the people there are braindead.
and thats the ball game folks. after 94 min of play the game ends tied 0-0
this game brought to you by pizza hut.
>>68199240
Soccer commentary by Joe Buck
SUAREZ...MANEUVERING THROUGH DEFENDERS...SHOOTS IT. Wide left they'll reset it
>>68199418
This, it's all a fucking mess.
>>68199480
>>68199418
you guys need new material. its tired AF desu
>>68199420
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What's there to analyze?
A bunch of gay faggots flopping all around the field?
Pic related, two soccer faggots literally making out during a game
>>68199418
I've never watched Finnish tv, why do you watch american tv?
>>68199658
Those two players are white. And they aren't making out.
Pic related, two HANDEGG players making out. AND THEY'RE INTERRACIAL CU'CKS.
>>68199480
Attenbrough is a wasteman though, American documentaries are more """"""fun"""""" desu
>>68199684
They have none
Every single country in the world absorbs American culture, our movies, our television, our music, our art, etc.
Then they whine about how terrible they are while saying how great they are
Hilariou
>>68199539
you really want us to make fun of acient aliens?
>>68199480
>A PIMP IS FURIOUS
I heard it in this guys voice
>>68199539
It's not a joke, it's real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L_1teHLycw
>>68199708
>American """""""""""culture"""""""""""
>amerifats good at the most relevant sport
>tonight will bleed
>continue to kek
>>68199709
It's a comedy show, you're supposed to make fun of it
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>>68199688
There's only one football player there and he doesn't even play football anymore
He came out as a publicity stunt and nothing more. Similar to Bruce Jenner's current debacle
Unlike the deeply closeted pic related orange picking barbosas and his dutch lover
American commentators just say what I can literally see in front of me. Offer no insight into the match at all.
>>68199708
>'absorbs american culture'
>he says on a tuvaluvan canoe digging website while speaking english
>>68199731
Australia is the biggest offender of eating up American culture.
>>68199756
Never seen brit announcers offer insights live either, they wait until half time for analysis
>>68199731
He's right, I'm not from here but I've been here since I was a wee lad and I hate the culture but the rest of the world absorbs it like a heavy flow tampon while in ironically whining about the US
Australia is one of the worst with that
>>68199770
Website invented by an American
Speaking American English
>>68199684
Sport streams tend to be American or British rather than Finnish.
>it's a "foreigners reveal that they steal american culture but get mad about it' episode
>>68199725
its for children, you retard. you're comparing apples and oranges
Alexi lalas is a real piece of shit, how the crud has he had such a lengthy TV career
>>68199788
>website invented by a weeaboo, now owned by an actual jap
>thinking that speaking """"American"""" English here is an achievement
Fucking kek, you admit that American English is spoken by faggot weebs.
>>68199830
>americans knowing what fruit actually is
You literally defined pizza as a vegetable
>>68199807
this makes the least amount of sense to me
>willingly consume and copy stuff fome another place
>blame the other place
its insane
>>68199725
top lel m8
>>68199854
>willingly consume and copy stuff fome another place
>blame the other place
That's only true if what's copied actually exists, Jorge.
>>68199853
india-tier banter, my friend.
>>68199853
Is any fruit actually grown in your nation?
>>68199788
People here speak British English. Everyone says "lad" and "m8" instead of "dude" and "bro".
>>68199852
Invented by an American, sold to a man from a nation cucked by American
>thinking that speaking American English here is an achievement
Then what language are you using to speak to me now, huh? I'm speaking American, and you're conversing PERFECTLY
Nice job, retardo
>soccer in general
>>68199867
The fuck are you saying, Jaden?
>>68199852
See
>>68199782
Keep pretending you people and the majority of the world doesn't dickride the US while talking shit about it
>>68199838
He's very white and many of the players from that era weren't, funny enough he's shilled as some US legend when he was a shit player just like Wynalda, token american white for football programs
>>68199877
Those are used ironically. Otherwise everyone speaks American and I imagine them to have an American accent when they speak
>>68199909
>>68199885
I bet you think mexican is a language too
Inb4 some brit mentions British actors
>>68199705
Kill yourself Rajeet
>>68199909
Most people on this board (that aren't yanks or aussies) say football, not soccer.
>>68199920
You're saying dialects don't exist and there are no differences?
>>68199920
Mexican Spanish is a dialect, yes
Did you not know this?
>>68199947
>>68199946
Dialects exist. It doesn't make it a totally different language
>>68199945
All that says is that you share words with darkies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_the_United_Kingdom
>87.2% white
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_Republic_of_Ireland
>84.5% white
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_the_United_States
>72.4% white
The USA is literally this cucked.
>>68199965
And your country is a darky country.
>>68199953
No one said it did, dumbass
>>68199999
Having a large class of poor people is necessary to support all the millionaires living here
>>68199971
>72.4%
Try 63.7%
>>68200025
Calling it 'american' makes it out that you want it to be a different language to english
>>68199971
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/10738405/Australias-top-court-recognises-gender-neutral-sex-category.html
>>68200035
No it doesn't, retard
>im only pretending to be retarded!!!!
Yeah, kid, "pretending"
>>68199999
>what is the South
the top half of our country, with certain exceptions, is lily-white, Percival.
nice burn for the quints get, though
I'm an American (ignore the flag my browser glitched) and I'm a fat loser who wishes he were European
>>68199999
Quints confirm.
Reminder to Murifats:
The next President is either a woman or a game show host with fake hair.
The current President is black and you elected him twice.
The previous President was a fucking retard and you elected him twice, even when he got less votes the first time.
The President before that banged a woman half her age and denied it on air, and you elected him twice.
The President before that was the retard's father.
>>68200040
At least we didn't legalise same sex marriage and turn the "White" House into a rainbow
>>68199418
You can notice how legitimate retarded they are by their posts.
euro soccer analysis
>oh hes in great form
>oh hes top class form
>oh hes in shit form
>move him to this position
>no move him here
>sack him (manager)
theres really nothing to analyze about soccer because the players are all totally interchangeable and the sport does not even produce memorable plays except once a game when somebody scores.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/david-cameron-calls-sadiq-khan-proud-muslim-weeks-after-linking-him-to-islamic-extremist-a7056321.html
>Conservatives in Britain are even cucked by Islam (PBUT)
>>68200088
Nothing wrong with same-sex marriage. Wgaf about fags marrying, more gov. benefits that way anyways, I'm no homophobe, are you?
You've legalized an actual serious mental disorder and normalized it
Congrats on xour progress
>>68200093
>murifat handegg analysis
>he threw it too far
>throw it to that place to score
>if he predicts the coin toss correctly his team will win
>>68200083
this
>>68199240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjSKEc_pkf4
>>68200110
>LOL YOU RECOGNIZED TRANS
>You gave fags the right to marriage
>WOW WTF HOMOPHOBE MUCH WHY AREN'T U PROGRESSIVE LIKE THE U S GAY
You are seething with fury right now, it amuses me. I'd drink your tears but I might have a heart attack.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage
We lost a war to birds.
But Americans invaded an empty island and lost a battle to themselves.
nothing like a good old fashioned usa vs yurop thread
>it's another everyone's jealous of America thread
Guys I know it must suck to be born somewhere else but please try to contain yourselves.
>>68199705
As a brit, in your enormous sea of delusion, you have one thing you can feel proud of it all over the world, one thing that would make anyone else reverence you, one fucking thing where you have no fucking competition, not even close, in the rest of the world. That thing are documentaries.
And you come here and say that american ones are more fun
>>68199480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFtl2XXnUc
>>68200256
>thinking this is jealousy
I bet you think everyone is jealous of India as well because they shit in the streets.
>>68200198
Trust no one, not even you'reself
>>68199708
> American culture
A yoghurt bacteria has more culture than your whole country
>>68199889
>the honor of europeans
No wonder Americans and Russians lay waste to you faggots every few decades
>>68199708
Your culture is made up of Italians and jews and can hardly be considered "American".
>>68201206
that's because a bunch of people from your continent decided to hop the pond and turn our country into a melting pot. thanks, asshole. also your country used to be Nazis.
>>68201431
>also your country used to be Nazis.
How to spot a butthurt American
>>68201206
Who gives a fuck about culture? We only care about creating the future.
>>68201568
how to spot an aspie who browses /pol/
These threads make me sad. Go to bed yurop, you can try again tomorrow.
>>68199688
>Not servicing local black bulls weekly
it's like youre a racist cis scumlord
>watch american sports
>watch american tv
>watch american movies
>watch anime with American made subtitles
>listen to american music
>claim america has no culture
Heh
>divegrass
lel
