talk about rugby you fucks.
another quality OP from Gentleben
>>68190654
Great thread guys. Keep it up
http://www.baka.com.au/rugby-union/waratahs/nsw-waratahs-prop-benn-robinson-forced-into-early-retirement-with-serious-eye-injury-20160607-gpd57m.html
Benn Robinson has retired.
Also how is Eddie Jones gonna try and get under Cheika's skin tomorrow?
>>68192106
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/serious-eye-injury-forces-wallabies-waratahs-front-rower-benn-robinson-to-end-impressive-career/news-story/1bd8210acc29e1db5509052215caa1a5
Shaking My Head To Be Honest
Weekend's stacked lads. get hype
>>68190654
Jonah was a beast, it was a shame Jerry couldn't convince him to come over
>>68190654
>heart attack
Nice damage control.
>>68192150
Samoa x Georgia is THE match
>>68192439
Are you high
>>68192376
delet this
>>68192376
The peritonitis induced the heart attack.
Not liking these threads with fuck all info in the OP Tbh
>>68192547
>implying Aotearoa x Wales or Australia x England
Never underrate the clash of forwards
>>68192776
Samoa have shit forwards though, Georgia have one of the best packs in the world.
U20s championship kicks off today lads, time to watch HYPED players who are now younger than I am.
Leiliifaliliano is still yet to train with the wobs because his wife still hasn't squirted out their kid.
What does the Wobs backline look like on the weekend?
>>68192791
Samoa's main problem is lack of discipline
>>68192776
Never overrate your knowledge of rugby.
>>68192869
That's true but they're not really a setpiece/forwards kind of team like Georgia.
All Blacks win against Wales
>wales recently lost to england cant tell how good the new loom team is yet
All Blacks lose to Wales
>wow new all blacks sux!!!!
>>68192798
>Underhill is literally 19 years old
>built like an absolute tank
>already getting England interest
>meanwhile I'm busy trying to find porn of Triss from the Witcher games
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>68192905
we were never meant for life anon
>>68192895
You'll have to beat us by like 40 points to silence all the doubters.
>>68192905
Why isn't wanking a sport with a stabilished federation and with official tournaments?
>>68192821
>What does the Wobs backline look like on the weekend?
Quite brown
>>68192895
when are the teams announced? your wacky timezone makes things difficult
>>68192821
9- ?
10- Foley
11- Horne
12- Kerevi
13- Kuridrani
14- ?
15- Folau
>>68192925
Not sure, soon though. Tbh I'm confident that we will be able to hold our strength thoigh with the depth of current youth we have.
>>68192934
>9- ?
Phipps you dumbdumb
>14- ?
they brought back that fat fuck Fijiaan who went to Scotland. Not sure if he is fit, apparently overweight. So probably Haylett-Petty
>>68192949
Naiyaravoro? He'll be on the bench because Cheika loves his "impact players".
>>68192956
>Can't even start for Glasgow
>On the bench for Australia
KEK
>>68192956
>He'll be on the bench because Cheika loves his "impact players"
will he go 5-3 or 6-2?
lets be generous and say 5-3. One will definitely be Frisby. If Lelifano plays (probably will) then Kerevi will be on the bench. I also think Hunt will be on the bench as muh utility player.
If it's 6-2 then one of Hunt or Kerevi miss out. Probably Cunt
>>68192956
Take him back desu, was useless except for a few boshes
>>68192988
>matawalu
>nakarawa
>nayaiwaravavaru
>glasgow guy mad as fuck he's lost all his fijian memers
>>68193008
How did Glasgow go in the Pro12? Heard they were a lock to win it.
>>68193008
Fingers crossed for Bulumakau the Jambo Fijian
>>68192988
lad literally all our wingers are ded and we had shit wingers depth to start with
Tomane is the only good one and he is kill
>>68193013
BTFO 2 (two) weeks in a row by Connacht.
downfall of glasgow next season Tbh
>>68193030
>Relying on meme cards and meme injuries to scrape home wins
>>68193008
We picked up a new one it's all good senpai
>>68193055
>want a fijian
>pick one from a position that requires patience and consistent execution
>>68193063
Matawalu was an alright 9 and they ended up sticking him out on the wing more anymore. I assume they do the same here.
>>68192920
Soggy Sao is a sport I'd like to see go professional desu
>>68193036
Nah, season after 2bh, Townsend and most of their starting team's contracts are up then. Can see lots of turnover coming
>>68193136
LAMONT FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS
BOOK IT
>>68193833
>Lamont will never stop getting away with it
>>68193833
tah man getting away with it will never fail to make me laugh.
>>68194244
classic pasta.
Shaved my head but kept the beard and now I look like Jake Ball, lads.
>Robshaw loses the captaincy to Hartley, a dullard and a thug
>loses the 7 shirt to Haskell, a 6
>about to lose the 6 shirt to Itoje, a lock
Fucking hell lads...
How much fucking nonstop Rugby has Sekope Kepu played?
So he played 2015 SR. Then June Tests. Then rest of SR. Then the RC. The the RWC. Then he went to Bordeaux. Now he is coming back to play the June tests. Then he is rejoining the Tards for the rest of SR. Then RC. Then Spring tour
Is this man immune to fatigue?
Are FSP's truly the masterrace?
French U20s - Argentina U20s in 12 bings
>>68194271
just remember that bald men must diet
South Africa U20s - Japan U20s
are on the same time as the french/ARG too.
why are argies so nationalistic
>>68195571
From what I understand, it is a very nice country, but suffers from shitty political leaders.
>>68195369
How can lean, handsome backs even compete?
Why aren't you watching the based nips beat the baby boks?
19-14 to Nippon
>>68196069
>Literally ending the apartheid all over again
#BASED
>>68196069
>>68196127
>first south africa u-19's lose to namibia in cricket
>now this
truly the end for them>>68195710
>>68194244
>Just give up al other sports and play divegrass
What a homo
Does anyone know anything about this Ataata Moeakiola? Looks like an islander.
19-19 conversion to come :(
>>68196069
>japs have a yellow card
lel
>>68196173
only 3 matches in the past, hasnt played a test against someone that is worth a damn.
Looks nothing Japanese
>French try to milk a yellow with scrum penalties over and over
>Lose the ball and concede a penalty immediately
KEK
France finally get the PT they've wanted, beating up the Argies there pretty comfortably
>dat little bow as they leave the pitch
So kawaii
>>68196567
Did the nips win?
>>68196636
lol no
>>68196636
they won my heart
>the best wine makers beat the other wine makers
ayyy
wahey
>make a team by roiding up your biggest islanders who are 5 years past eligibility
>Still lose
COULDN'T MAKE IT UP
AUSKEKS LITERALLY POOICIDAL RIGHT NOW
Jordie Barrett is the one true Barrett
Reminder to get your superbru tips in
Half the people signed up haven't
From memory anyone who doesn't pick is getting kicked so get it done
>>68200235
For the june tests? Why would I make a pick before the teams are announced, this isn't some meme super rugby picking comp :^)
This u20s tournament is all kinds of comfy
>>68200314
I never said right now. Just a reminder to get it done m80
I wish I could read french
All the disappointment, the humiliaation, the shit league with the shit foreign players. Its like England football
Always wanted a few more french posters on /rug/
>>68200171
He'll make a good 12.
>>68200697
might get a cap before the next WC, dont know which SR team hes tied with though
Shame Ngatais injured I think he could be the player of the next 4 years. Looks world class that lad and he's a pure 12 which is always nice to see.
>>68200531
tu ne parles pas francais?
De honte
bump
>>68204140
More if a push than a bump :^)
>kiwi genetics
>>68190654
too much heart lads ;_;
>>68204860
Some would say it was...
unusually large.
>It's a Biggar kicks Wales to another audacious victory episode
Hoping for a shitfest of a game Tbh lads, no flow, no pace, just defence and collisions.
>>68206089
the welsh defence has looked poor of late, nowhere near as difficult to break down as last year
>Ausfailia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s_Ca9RwsRc
check out this japanese lad lads.
>>68206547
Picking quick centres works well, just get around that donkey Roberts instead of trying to go through him.
Will the Fists Fekitoa and Ryan Crotty combo be exposed this weekend?
>>68192150
>anselmi
There goes that game
>>68208838
>getting exposed
>by the welsh midfield
unfortunately don't have the world cup version of gatlandball on this computer.
>>68190654
Wayne Grady?
>>68212311
Wayne Grady was an ice hockey player mate.
My wife's son is really hoping Cruden starts this weekend.
>>68213356
>using american memes in /rug/
this will not be tolerated.
>>68213356
>wife has a son
LAMO @ u'are lyfe fäm
>>68213404
this desu
>>68213356
Is Cruden the dad?
>>68193833
there's literally 2 officials standing right there and he's getting away with it
>>68204140
Horrible, horrible tackling technique.
I dont know if I can back these mugs.
Spain at least have some guys who play at France - Biaritz and Bordeaux.
I only know Bothma from these scrubs and they are playing in Romania or some godforsaken war torn with refugee gypsie infested caliphate so their is no home grown advantage for Namibia. . . .
This game will probably be like lottery on ice. . .
>>68190654
>legened
If only all of his posts would be similarly deleted.
>>68216512
Thanks for visiting our thread. Please watch our sport
>>68213356
He obviously will right?
god damn that fucking /v/ thread brehs
How many Irish boys does he molest, every time he's over there?
Any updates on the Sam Underhill moving to a non-poverty league situation?
NZ team named at 6pm
Wales team named at 8pm
Get comfy lads, week off work so I'm playing Witcher 3 all day.
>>68217310
get your grubby hands off our future welsh international
>>68217312
when the fuck is 6pm lad
thats already been
>>68217331
>the state of nz timezones
6 hours 30 mins away
>>68217318
still five years from qualification lad
>>68217344
>announcing a team at 4 in the morning
what are they meaning by this
>>68217350
Try 2 years
>>68216846
Turkey on future GOAT watch.
>all those 100% records
>>68217415
Are any of those countries white?
>>68217486
mainly slavs so no
>>68217258
Hiro made a sticky and it got 7000 replies and crashed the site for half an hour
>>68217486
Whiter than sa, NZ and Argentina.
>tfw Baiona got promoted to Top 14
>>68217727
They'll be splashing the cash before next season for sure.
Goromaru has signed with Toulon lads. How will the Reds cope with his loss?
>>68217486
Estonia
>>68218164
I think they'll be alright.
>56%
>>68219388
grim
>>68193055 ever want to win the Pro12 again?
What kind of stupid plan is this by Warriors? Do tou guys
>Oh shit we lost a good player
>Better buy one from the same country
>That means he will be just as good!
Jeez, what's with all this FUCKING RACISM
Seriously though, that's about the same logic as if Racing Metro this time last year had said
>Oh shit, better sign Ian Keatley
>He's Irish, so he'll be just as good!
It's even more retarded when you apply this logic to a Pacific Islands nation, because their national sides have the strength in depth of a puddle.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/36477884
I dont know what it is about the BBC forums but they are by some distance the worst place to discuss rugby on the internet
Its a work of genius if its all ironic bait and shitposting
Us beating NZ would be the worst thing possible.
>Gatland dead cert for lions
>years of mediocrity washed away cuz muhhh all blacks win
>tactics stay the same right through until the next world cup
O'Driscolls backline for Ireland is
15. Olding (NewBOD)
14. Trimble
13. Payne
12. Henshaw
11. Earls (Who I had forgotten about)
10. Jackson
9. Murray
>>68220852
Is BOD ABL? How is that possible
>>68220353
Top comments saying Wales will get battered. Seems sensible to me
NZ team to face Wales
Ben Smith, Waisake Naholo, Malakai Fekitoa, Ryan Crotty, Julian Savea, Aaron Cruden, Aaron Smith, Kieran Read (c), Sam Cane, Jerome Kaino, Brodie Retallick, Luke Romano, Owen Franks, Dane Coles, Joe Moody
Reserves: Nathan Harris, Wyatt Crockett, Charlie Faumuina, Patrick Tuipulotu, Ardie Savea, TJ Perenara, Beauden Barrett, Seta Tamanivalu
>>68221103
> Tamanivalu over Moala
> Harris over Codie Taylor
Otherwise exactly as expected. Wanna see how the dual coconut wing combo will work. I think it will be unbalanced but wont make a difference against Wales
>>68221103
NZ by 83
>>68221103
Has the Welsh team been announced yet?
>>68221183
8pm breh
Wales team to face NZ
Liam Williams; George North, Jonathan Davies, Jamie Roberts, Hallam Amos; Dan Biggar, Rhys Webb; Gethin Jenkins, Ken Owens, Samson Lee; Bradley Davies, Alun Wyn Jones; Ross Moriarty, Sam Warburton, Taulupe Faletau.
Replacements: Scott Baldwin, Rob Evans, Tomas Francis, Jake Ball, Ellis Jenkins, Gareth Davies, Gareth Anscombe, Scott Williams.
How much we losing by, lads?
>>68221103
>Leave carrying bags to me
Lot of memers picking NZ to win on bru
>this result would be a major upset, are you sure you want to continue with this pick?
>I literally got a warning for picking wales to win
/nina/
>>68221103
>Ryan Crotty
Good, good. Having two cocunuts in the centres never ends well, Nonu was only good because Smith existed
>>68223153
So why is Ellis Jenkins in the team if he wasn't good enough to tour before Lydiate's injury?
>gatland
>>68226680
>still wearing the same dress
Nina on running out of money from daddy watch
>>68226696
Probably because Warburton is guaranteed to get injured at some point and we have no other real 7 in the squad. He should have taken Navidi.
Fucking hell lads the government just took $50 off my weekly neetbux for "admin fees"
Fucking seething
>>68226858
get a job ya bum
>>68227460
Tbh they're pooniversity neetbux but now that I'm on break they also count as reel neetbux
>>68223153
Good team. Owens finally starting
Warburton to have a stormer
10-12 pt loss
>>68227469
>not having a job during uni
shameful.
On another note I'm taking the day off work to rest my ankle lads. Thinking real hard about getting up and making some toast.
>>68227944
>no baldwin or charteris
>the city of our lineout
>>68228042
I normally do but got nothing this break. I don't mind actually, this is the first time I've been legitimately NEET since early high school. It's pretty odd just being able to do whatever the fuck you want all day.
>>68221103
>p-p-p-please let me start Mr. Hansen sir
>>68228042
There is very little incentive to get a job during the short breaks between uni terms/semesters for employee and employer imo
But summer break is long and you don't get free cash so a job is a must
and it's long enough for induction, training and shit to be worth it for the employer
>>68228244
>He could've played for Ireland
>He'll spend his entire career warming the bench for New Zealand
Why didn't you stay in Meath?!
>>68228244
I'm going to keep pushing the Barrett would make a good 12 meme to the end of my days
Reminder that the ONLY reason he was never tried there is because Nonu was 2good. Nonu is gone. He can go there. Make it fucking happen.
>>68228299
>>68228299
I wasn't talking about during the holidays. I was talking about being a well rounded enough person to work part time and not getting overwhelmed by the approximately 8 hours you need to go to uni every week.
>>68228170
Owens over Baldwin all day long old bean
Baldwin does have better darts but Owens not far behind
>>68228331
I agree
Also nonu was only good because Smith was GOAT
>>68228337
Mate we don't all social studies or arts degrees where the work load is so low you can have a job as well as study
When was the last time Warburton pinched opposition ball at the breakdown? Used to be a menace. What went wrong
>>68228337
>the approximately 8 hours you need to go to uni every week.
Tbh I consider myself lazy as fuck with my degree and I spend ~20 hours a week working on uni stuff. During crunch weeks that gets up to 40 odd. Group projects suck the life out of you. I know some morons who unironically do 8-6 monday to friday.
And FWIW I do actually have a part time job but it's quite occasional and I only do it when I'm totally required. Fortunately it's quite a bit above minimum wage so it keeps me afloat.
>>68228437
Our backrow is all kinds of fucked up
Used to be
>lydiate with the tackles
>warburton with the turnovers
>faletau with the carries
Now
>lydiate with errr
>warburton with the carries
>faletau with everything except carries
>>68228477
How would you have it? Moriarty ahead of Lydiate? Warburton to 6 and Tipuric/Jenkins/Davies at 7? Faletau untouchable
>Welsh match at 8am
fuck sake they'll be no pubs open to watch it
>>68228826
Get your pm to make a special rules for it
Ours did for the WC :^)
>>68193023
>Speight
>Tomane
>Horne
If we're fully healthy we're set on the wing bud. We just had a ridiculous run of injuries on the wing.
>>68228695
6- Warburton
7- Tipuric
8- Faletau
Don't give me shit about le two opensides meme. If they actually had a good run together it would work.
>>68195369
Sekope Kepu is the best prop in the world as well desu
>>68200787
desu it'd scare me if you cunts started playing Cruden at 10 with Beauden Barrett at 12. Fekitoa at 13, Ben Smith + whatever other winger from the 10,000 you have and Memekenzie at 15.
should i get a pie for lunch lads?
>>68229085
Gave ur mum a pie last night, a fuckken creampie lad
>>68229130
yeah but what about my lunch
>>68229130
>having to explain the joke
ruined a perfectly good rekt the same way I ruined your mom last night
>>68229160
I'll spoonfeed you jokes just like I fed ur mum last night, with fuckken cock
>>68229152
Nah get something a touch healthier than a rat woth gravey in pastry
>>68229152
ask your mum for a slice of pie
quit being a bunch of spastics
>>68229152
have chicken pot pie
im getting a fucking pie lads
>>68229339
i believe a poster in this very thread supplies them
>>68229339
Steak mushroom and bacon or give up on the pie dream lad
>>68228381
Law has 3 contact hours per subject per week. I did a dual with science majoring in biomedical physiology which had 6 hours per subject per week. I still worked 25 - 30 hours a week.
If you need to spend that much time at uni you're probably too dumb and should do a trade instead.
>>68229339
>Pandering this hard to the big strong Aussies
Why don't you have some yams and feijoa with chocolate fish on the side and an l&p to wash it all down?
/nina/
>>68229622
Yams? Since when have they been a Kiwi-centric meme? Are you trying to force them as one?
>>68229555
My degree has 30 contact hours per week
Literally 9-5 at uni plus some revision/a bit of a relax time in my gaps. weekends too if there is a big assignment or a test on
I get up at 6 to get to the gym before lectures start. Cook dinner as soon as I get home from uni. Then from 7-10 I unwind with tv or seeing friends before bed. So I literally don't have time for a job during term
I'm averaging 93% over the past 3 years so it's working well for me and I'll pass on getting into a trade and pass on the part time job.
Anyway I'll chat to you after 5 if you want I'm off to a class now and won't be free till then
>>68229702
Bake marshmallows on top of your Yams
>>68229702
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxalis_tuberosa
they're literally named after your country because the maoris dig them so much.
Have you never been to a hangi? I'm beginning to think you need a mana injection lad. Start by watching the haka on repeat for the next 3 hours and come see me if symptoms persist.
>>68229790
yams are pretty goat either way
>>68229790
>New Zealand Yam
>Not actually a Yam
Yea okay mate. I'm not sure what your end game is here, but they sure as shit don't belong on the list with the other things you listed.
>>68229555
Lol
>>68190654
GOAT back - Lomu
GOAT half - Carter
GOAT forward - McCaw
>>68233597
GOAT back - Tim Horan
GOAT half - Dan Carter
GOAT loose forward - McCaw
GOAT tight forward - Eales
Now that's something everything can get behind.
Who is better at getting away with it?
McCheat or Tah - man
>>68233597
>>68233860
Patrician's choice
GOAT back - Christian Cullen
GOAT half - Augustin Pichot
GOAT loose forward - Michael Jones
GOAT tight forward - John Eales
Shitspouter, you here m8?
>>68237255
>pichot
Pichot is the biggest fucking meme player in history. His style of play was so fucking negative, constant box kicking, even when his team was in strong attacking position. I've never understood what people saw in him. Literally worse than post-2000 Gregan.
Wallabies team for England Test
1. Scott Sio
2. Stephen Moore
3. Greg Holmes
4. Rory Arnold*
5. Rob Simmons
6. Scott Fardy
7. Michael Hooper
8. David Pocock
9. Nick Phipps
10. Bernard Foley
11. Rob Horne
12. Samu Kerevi*
13. Tevita Kuridrani
14. Dane Haylett-Petty*
15. Israel Folau
Replacements
16. Tatafu Polota-Nau
17. James Slipper
18. Sekope Kepu
19. James Horwill
20. Dean Mumm
21. Sean McMahon
22. Nick Frisby*
23. Christian Lealiifano
>>68238780
I like it.
>20. Dean Mumm
fuck off cheika.
>>68238780
pretty decent
>>68192150
What time is Samoa v Georgia on? Might catch it before we put 40 on Wales
>>68238780
>20. Dean Mumm
what in flying fuck. This retard shouldnt even be playing for the Tards letalone Australia
otherwise v good team
>>68239037
Who else will report to the ARU about which players weren't in bed by 9pm sharp?
>>68239170
I just don't understand how/why he is picked, for what reason? Ben McCalman should be the first pick as the 6/8 backup. McCalman outperformed in at the RWC and in SR.
Hell even Wycliff fucking Palu is better than Mumm
>>68239230
my only thought is that he comes on if we're getting beaten too badly in lineouts. He can also cover second row so you have the option to sub out Arnold and Simmons.
Would Wales have beaten the AB's in the 2011 final if Warburton hadn't been red carded in the semi?
>>68239295
I honestly have no idea. That Welsh side was good and the All Blacks were visibly overwhelmed by the occasion. It wasn't just the World Cup, the All Blacks legacy and reputation was on the line
Chiefs lads
Black out tomorrow
Get your kit on to show your support the boys
>>68239571
only $2000 for a 2016 All Blacks™ jersey from the all blacks website goy!
what a bargain
#BackInBlack
>>68239532
queefs on quick start mediocre finish watch
>>68239990
That's AIG All Blacks™ thank you very much
>>68240056
Only plebs have an AIG branded All Blacks jersey, the patricians choice is a world cup edition with no branding.
>>68240112
>Not having an all blacks classic anniversary edition jersey™
>being a """"true"""" supporter
It's like you don't even love your national team
Follow us on social media!!!!!!
We are cool kids too!!!
Please!!
>>68207106
'japanese'
EnGOAT to play Poopeelia
15. Mike Brown; 14. Anthony Watson, 13. Jonathan Joseph, 12. Luther Burrell, 11. Marland Yarde; 10. Owen Farrell, 9. Ben Youngs; 1. Mako Vunipola, 2. Dylan Hartley, 3. Dan Cole, 4. Maro Itoje, 5. George Kruis, 6. Chris Robshaw, 7. James Haskell, 8. Billy Vunipola
Replacements: 16. Luke Cowan-Dickie, 17. Matt Mullan, 18. Paul Hill, 19. Joe Launchbury, 20. Courtney Lawes, 21. Danny Care, 22. George Ford, 23. Jack Nowell
>>68240622
> a meme team of literally who's
>>68240622
>Burrell
>Yarde
>Farrlel
>Youngs
>Robskell
>2 locks on the bench
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekeroonies
>>68238620
This desu. Pichot was a terrific captain but a so-so player
Saffa team for the weekend
15 Willie le Roux, 14 JP Pietersen, 13 Lionel Mapoe, 12 Damian de Allende, 11 Lwazi Mvovo, 10 Pat Lambie, 9 Faf de Klerk, 8 Duane Vermeulen, 7 Siya Kolisi, 6 Francois Louw, 5 Lood de Jager, 4 Eben Etzebeth, 3 Frans Malherbe, 2 Adriaan Strauss (captain), 1 Tendai Mtawarira
Substitutes: 16 Bongi Mbonambi, 17 Trevor Nyakane, 18 Julian Redelinghuys, 19 Pieter-Steph du Toit, 20 Warren Whiteley, 21 Rudy Paige 22 Elton Jantjies, 23 Jesse Kriel
>>68240622
Eddie planning on replacing the second row with launch and lawes while moving Maro to 6 to beat the piss out of the Aussies in the 2nd half
>>68241269
Ireland about to get blacked
Ireland team v the quota blacks:
15. Jared Payne
14. Andrew Trimble
13. Robbie Henshaw
12. Luke Marshall
11. Keith Earls
10. Paddy Jackson
9. Conor Murray
1. Jack McGrath
2. Rory Best (captain)
3. Mike Ross
4. Iain Henderson
5. Devin Toner
6. CJ Stander
7. Jordi Murphy
8. Jamie Heaslip
Replacements:
16. Sean Cronin
17. Finlay Bealham
18. Tadhg Furlong
19. Ultan Dillane
20. Rhys Ruddock
21. Kieran Marmion
22. Ian Madigan
23. Craig Gilroy
>>68241343
>I tipped Ireland to win
>mfw that team
>>68238780
Greg Holmes will be a good test next year to see how far the ARU is willing to push this overseas call ups thing
>>68192376
>ywn have a poo big enough to kill you
jdimsa
>*slip*
What did he mean by this?
hey lads i've been making some webms, please rate and subscribe XD
ps where's my nina spam? need my fix
>>68241882
did he get banned for that?
>>68241936
yeah richard graham got a contract extension
>no slade
>THE BRAND is still starting
eddie son, what are you doing
Gentle reminder that these cunts haven't made their picks and if you don't pick by the time the game starts I will fucking kick you from the group. We take tipping very seriously here.
>>68241936
>no neck grab
>landed him on his side
he shouldn't have been
>>68242151
Thanks for reminding me f a m
>>68242151
>tfw had to withdraw because exams are hindering my ability to make elitely accurate tips
going for a walk lads
>>68242134
>Kerevi vs Burrell
goodnight sweet Luther
>>68242151
Do I have to lock my picks or will it be done automatically?
>>68242559
no but if you lock them, you get to see other peoples picks
>>68241343
Crying with joy that they put Payne at 15.
Would rather Gilroy at 11 than Earls.
>>68228941
Yep agree
Are the people of /rug/ like the people of /fit/ but without the crippling social anxiety?
>>68243644
/rug/ does seem to have lots of normies
im not /fit/ at all and proud
>>68243644
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/femail/video-1242274/Channel-4-hunk-Tom-Morgan-sets-pulses-racing-Undateables.html
I would give my sisters to this man
>>68243688
Damn I would let that man go on a date with my sisters too.
>>68243686
fat smelly props get out
>>68243774
fuck that, I'd keep him for myself
>>68244201
You are definitely from /fit/
Watching 2013 lions 2nd test lads. Vunipola is getting buttfucked in the scrums.
>youngs at 9
>heaslip at 8
>davies at 12
wew, no wonder we lost
gookmoot needs to get his shit together
>>68245946
I agree
Drink every time Warburton does this with his shirt on Saturday.
>>68246129
everytime he has a nose bleed?
>>68246336
No he wipes his face like that ALL the time.
>>68246387
I bet he whispers to himself "normies our reeeee" each time.
>>68246387
I do that to be fair, its hard to get sweat out your face while trying to keep your hands dry.
>>68250027
I literally never see other players do it on a regular basis
>>68251245
you probably cannot see your dick either, you fat smelly prop
>>68251245
Mate heaps of players do it
Made my SuperBru picks and deleted my /nina/ folder lads, feels like I've turned over a new leaf.
Lads...
http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/super-rugby/teams/reds/wallabies-great-george-smith-to-join-queensland-reds-in-super-rugby/news-story/bf129e5d20c456da37064d44e0526063
>Stephen Moore
>George Smith
Reds on fucking toulon-watch lads.
>>68253117
still need a good replacement for holmes, otherwise their pack is really fucking good
unusually large number of posters in this thread
A little over 32 hours until England solidify themselves as the second best team in the world
>>68253386
Still got Ben Daley knocking around. The Reds actually have a good stable of young props as well - Sef Fa'agase and Sam Talakai who will get better with time, especially with Nick Stiles in the coaching setup.
>>68243686
Better a normie than some rancid pommie neckbeard 2bh.
>>68254435
Between Tier 2 teams
>>68254435
England will loose to the Aussies
>>68254435
England will always be a great rugby nation, provided the supply of Australians holds out.
>>68254435
Is that 2nd best for teams that still play an early eighties style of rugby?
>>68254837
Pomgolians are just the worst, I can't wait to see just how arrogant and sorer winners they'll be if they upset the cuzzies on Saturday.
>>68255111
I wouldn't support Aussie in many sporting situations, but against England, fuck yeah go Oz.
Go Saffas too, fuck the taters.
Lock your picks so we can talk trash about SuperBru you seething casuals.
>>68258565
>superbru for internationals
apex memery right here lads.
>>68253117
Smith's gonna be 38 at the end of the 2018 season
>>68243688
is he in the welsh team? someone should hook him up with nina
>>68243688
he looks good for his age
>>68260098
bloody vampires
>>68252782
>deleted my /nina/ folder lads
why on earth would you ever do that
>>68260229
>vintage, pre-babyweight nina
You are now on a watchlist.
>>68260361
>short hair
It's from this year lad, it's before she got the blonde bits put in.
Old Nina has generic long hair
>>68260602
Wow, the babyweight hit her hard then. When is she due?
>>68260602
holy fugg
ps why are all her friends such mongs
>>68260602
niiiiiiiiice
Any more when her ass looks that good? Or did it disappear when she turned 17
>>68260688
she just filled out when she got pregnant.
>>68260740
>XD LE PREGNANT XD
Fuck off with your god damn narrative bullshit, some of us just want to have a wank.
>>68260848
>getting off to facebook pictures of a 17 year old shore girl
Anon...
>>68260896
>implying you haven't spilled seed to pics of girls you went to school with
Literally no different. She's bangin and these guys spamming her give me urges.
>>68260935
I haven't. Seek help.
>>68241343
First time I've seen an Irish team without any O's
>>68261048
nice blog
>>68261048
Is this, dare I say it, the worst post in the history of /rug/?
>>68261048
Based elitespouter
>>68261048
autism at it's finest
>>68261048
Based fucking daniel
>>68261201
>daniel
>office job
pick one
This is the work of Gaysed Turd Peewee
>>68261048
Sometimes I forget that 4chan is filled with weird cunts
>>68261048
>A lot of my best wanks
>>68261048
>One of my best ones
>>68261048
I've done something like this. Basically I am a man of voracious sexual appetite combined with the fatal character flaw of falling in love with every woman who pays me the least bit attention, so one day at work a random girl came in and made delightful small talk with me in a way that really excited my roosevelt and naturally I decided that i would try to get her to love me, but once she left I realized i'd probably be better off watching from afar before i try to make any move.
of course i kept a copy of her receipt. I usually did that anyway with hot girls so I could look them up on facebook and masturbate to their photos- it's a university town so it's easy to narrow down students and if I have their full name it's cake. the best was when girls were buying underwear. or the ones who were clearly uncomfortable going to a male cashier with their lingerie and were awkward and all that with me but i just put on a smile and pretend it's fine and thanks to my photographic memory i could go home and masturbate relishing in the thought that i knew exactly what they would be wearing.
anyway back to the story at hand. My Aphrodite was obviously a student at the university so i found her on facebook and quickly realized that her profile was wide open, meaning i could see all of her statuses and photos- every update. it's not stalking because it's public information anyway and whatnot. so i had her receipt, i found her on facebook, and it began quite innocently, like i was just masturbating to her swimsuit photos three or four times a day but then i realized that i TA in the building right next to where her major classes were. so i began to pay attention to her status updates, hoping to catch when she'd be in the building. not for any nefarious purpose, I just wanted to see if i could maybe track her down like a wild sow or something and pretend like i was nigel thornberry.
>>68261228
>not having a running tally of the best wanks of the year and doing a countdown on new years day
>>68261253
Well, as i said before i am a man of diverse sexual tastes and after the first few times i saw her wandering across the causeways between our buildings and my subsequent masturbating in janitorial closets i decided to step it up a notch. by that point i already had memorized her class schedule, at least in the building next to mine, so i knew where she was at most given moments. THIS is where i thought to maybe do something like OP here did, like pretend like i'm in her classes and that we're compatible and whatnot, but then i realized i'm not the best looking guy and she might remember me from the store and i should probably just stick to my normal technique of hiding in the women's restroom and masturbating to the sounds they made on the toilet- something I've done since early teenagehood and something I've mastered.
So I posted up like a military sentinel on a bench in her ac building where i knew she had class. the first few classes were futile- would my darling ever piss? was she a camel? alas, it took a few tries but on the third or fourth day of waiting i caught her slip out of class towards the women's restroom. i buried my head in an book and let her pass. then as soon as she went into the bathroom i hobbled over at full mast, glanced around like a perverted priest in an orphanage, and slipped furtively into the bathroom.
>>68261228
>>68261251
These. Who the fuck memorises their "best".
>>68261253
>I am a man of voracious sexual appetite combined with the fatal character flaw of falling in love with every woman who pays me the least bit attention
This is Daniel.
>>68261266
>>68261266
I perched on a toilet like a crow to hide my hairy ankles and crocs so no lady would see me in their domain. Almost immediately, the concerto of her bowel movement graced my ears. Toccata and Fugue in Shit Minor- an artful evacuation of the rectum. Sensual yet gripping: it sounded like she was making fart noises with her mouth, but I could detect the verisimilitude. It was sublime. I conducted my typical stealthy masturbatory symphony, relishing in the stench reeking into my stall from hers. It was 8 or 9 minutes that felt like an eternity and I still can't hide in womens' restrooms without wistfully remembering that great day.
And as quickly as it began it was over, and she flushed, and washed, and was gone. I try not to get hung up on women too badly so I told myself she'd be out of my life forever. Barely holding back tears, I took one nostalgic glance into her stall, just to solidify the memory forever, when I realized that upon the toilet seat was a spiky black pubic hair.
Naturally I snatched the pube like Smeagol and his precious, and to this day it occupies a special spot in my wallet, going around with me everywhere i go as a romantic reminder of what true love feels like- that love is everywhere, all around us, and inside all of us, and sometimes all that it takes to realize said love is an ungodly bowel movement and a lonely forgotten pubic hair.
>>68261048
>I was talking her to a solid 20 minutes
>implying that's an achievement
>he got so worked up about a memory of talking to a girl that he couldn't form coherent sentences any more
the absolute fucking state of you lad.
>>68261260
Why is everybody replying to dangerwanker? Its not that strange. I mean I think it's strange that he doesn't try to actually have sex with them but pounding it to fb pics is probably healthier than doing it to hardcore porn.
>>68261266
>but then i realized i'm not the best looking guy
Daniel confirmed
>>68261048
Post pics of her lad
>>68261048
based Jeff
>>68261048
>white poo peelanders
>>68241269
>14 JP Pietersen
Prime JP was ten (10) years ago, how is this fraud still making the team.
>>68261048
>I probably wouldn't fuck her IRL
what sort of rugby boots you want pham
>>68262011
I've worn non black boots for years. It's a complete non issue, I have no idea why old people get so worked up about it.
>>68262071
It used to be that if you wore anything but black you had to be a fucking gun or everyone would give you shit.
I guess kids these days just have lower standards and can't handle the bantz. You make fun of a lad's rugby boots these days and he'll stab you on the bus.
>>68241269
>no cornbrinck in the matchday squad
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>68241269
>8 (eight) darkies in the match day team
South Africa on transformation watch lads.
>Moore
> smith
> Houston
> stiles and thorn as coaches.
> possibly Lancaster and Quade
Reds on beginnings of dynasty watch
>>68262890
>dynasty
Surely you want young dudes to be on dynasty watch.
Lads
http://www.watchme.co.nz/entertainment/acc-champagne-rugby/season-2/episode-1/
>SH /rug/
Genocide WHEN
better not be b&
SA by 21
Georgia by 5
All Blacks by 19
Wallabies by 3
>>68263258
Can't come soon enough lad.
>>68261253
>>68261266
>>68261282
Why didn't you just go talk to her?
South Africa A: 15 Leolin Zas, 14 Travis Ismaiel, 13 Francois Venter, 12 Howard Mnisi, 11 Courtnall Skosan, 10 Garth April, 9 Nic Groom, 1 Thomas du Toit, 2 Scarra Ntubeni, 3 Vincent Koch, 4 JD Schickerling, 5 Stephan Lewies, 6 Sikhumbuzo Notshe, 7 Oupa Mohoje (c), 8 Nizaam Carr
England Saxons: 15 Mike Haley, 14 Semesa Rokoduguni, 13 Nick Tompkins, 12 Ollie Devoto, 11 Alex Lewington, 10 Danny Cipriani, 9 Dan Robson, 1 Alec Hepburn, 2 Tommy Taylor, 3 Kieran Brookes, 4 Dave Attwood (c), 5 Charlie Ewels, 6 Don Armand, 7 Matt Kvesic, 8 Sam Jones
Who wins lads?
>>68263865
>brookes is with the saxons
the fuck
>>68263865
Boks, the bench is alot stronger and Ackerman is a madman
Apparently some football tournament starts today.
>>68264234
we dont talk about aussie rules here
>>68264234
American or the other one?
>>68264291
Euros. It's in France so I'm sure we'll be talking about a terrorist attack by tomorrow
If someone could bother to put the fixtures and kick off times in the next OP for the weekend that'd be great.
>>68239295
No, NZ would have been refballed over fhe line
>>68241343
>Only three Connacht players
>Two of them are forwards
>>68264643
"""No"""
Didn't """we""" go undefeated for a year or two after that world cup.
But yes ref ball probably would have won us it. Richie McGod greases the palms too much
excited to see Irelel get blacked tomorrow lads
>>68264814
If there wasn't a quota is that the team that would have been picked or were there others more deserving?
>>68264234
scotlel pls
>>68264844
i think every cunt deserved their spot in the match 23. only question mark is at 13.
>Mapoo
>>68263192
Based
>>68265126
where's Jesse Kriel?
>>68265350
kriel is on the bench, if serfontein were fit i don't see why they wouldn't just start the pair of them in midfield
>>68265367
>start Engelbrecht and Serfontein
>flash floods in South Africa due to soaked vaginas nationwide
>>68261282
I don't go on /rug/ for a month and this is what I see.
England.
>>68265126
>>68265126
I thought Jaco Kriel and Combrink would have had a spot in the 23
>>68270035
Jaco does apparently, jesse doesn't. Pissed off about combrink missing out
>>68264234
Need all the heart we can muster just to keep this thread from 404'ing
Utter tears if you're not on Saxons at 5/2
SA A vs Saxons in 25 min
Fiji vs Tonga
Samoa vs Georgia
>>68270628
Any streams?
>Wales - NZ is on at 235 local time
FUCK
>>68270696
SA A Saxons
http://tuttosportweb.com/ch11.html
Cannot find the rest
>>68270750
ignore that stream
use
http://cricfree.tv/update/skys3.php
Is the ref South African?
Great jackal from Kvesic
>black 10s
Not even once
>>68271667
he aint no underhill
>>68271790
Never seen him play iibphwy
does no one know how to catch a ball?
top kek south africa, saxbaseds not even trying
>>68271810
His breakdown work is probably his weakest point Tbh.
>that lone Welsh in superbru
sorry mate, but I believe NZ have got yah
>Kvesic
>>68273472
Listen here you little shit. We're gonna win by 4 points.
>>68274356
thats a funny way of saying youll lose by 18 Blue
SA A - 24
Saxons - 32
unstoppable at all levels
>>68241343
>Jordi Murphy
Literally the most military-medium, average, unrrmarkable, passable, boring, okay, generic, middle of the road, forgettable mediocre rugby player I've ever seen
Samoa v Georgia is on 3am and neither have their full teams. Gonna give that one a miss, chaps
The bond between Ulstermen is strong.
>>68276139
Ok for a 4th choice openside
>>68279951
Literally standing up right now in honour of their love
>>68279951
Standing up with tears in my eyes at the bravery on display right there.
>>68276139
Yea he's definitely no Flying Dutchman
Reminder Ulster have as many league titles as Connacht.
Cipriani, Devoto and Tommy Taylor should be in the full England squad lads
>wayne barnes
>>68283343
Agreed. Mike Haley looks to be the future of the England full back position.
>>68283678
BASED
A
R
N
E
S
Will /rug/ ever recover if it happens?
>>68286669
NZ /rug/ would recover because it's our mates Wales.
We couldn't recover if it were England or Ireland, so we must ensure that never happens.
Regardless, this guy would become King of Rug
Am I the only debutant tomorrow lads?
>>68287802
King of 'Rug'
You heard it here first lads.
>>68283678
long as he's english speaking it's all good
>joou uhhh go down too soon for scrum, that ees uhh yellow card for joou number uhh six
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov0Y0WLg5kg
get hype
>>68289727
>'Rug'
Yes, it must be typed out as /rug/ at all times. It's very important that we follow these protocols laid out by other neckbeards.
p.s. get rekt tonight you daffodil-loving choir fag.
>>68290004
I just hope there's some poms around in the threads for the inevitable Aus-level shitpost-gloating.
>>68290218
>tfw you haven't got a bone in the fight and the shitposting is going to be god-tier
>>68192376
i thought it was kidney failure. good riddance anyway
christian cullen > jonah lomu
>>68192439
>>68192547
samoa vs georgia could actually be a good game
>>68192895
All Blacks will win, but there might not be much in it. If they had to lose to anyone my pick is Wales. Our nations are like kindred spirits.
Cricket
>>68291566
don't understand this meme.
tekcirC
>>68291723
emem siht dnatsrednu t'nod
who /lelos/ here
Haven't been on /rug/ in ages. Just came to remind you all that Georga v Samoa and Fiji v Tonga are both on in 45 mins
>>68292153
>>68292153
Fiji v tonga is the game to watch.
>everyone picked
Nice
Reminder that I will fucking kick you if you don't make picks.
Also no late entries, this is serious competition. May the best man win.
>>68292153
Wasn't Samoa Georgia kick off at 2 our time?
>>68292357
yeah lad i'm watching it on youtube now
>>68292348
>no late entries
>this is a serious competition
seek help.
Jewtube stream for Samoa v Georgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6L245D7tlM
Currently 6-0 to Georgia
>>68292465
>Georgia is worse than Italy
when will this NH nonsense meme end?
kek
/rug/ on knowing fucking nothing watch
>>68292465
why is there no match time
i have georgia by 9
why is there always a penalty called for a player coming in at the side during a scrum?
how do you go for a turnover during a scrum without getting penalized?
the boot on that georgian
>>68292348
link website and passcode please
i WILL enter this and there is NOTHING (you) can do to stop me
>>68293328
google.com
nice halftime show though
police band going in right now
>this half time show
fucking Samoa lads. GOAT.
>>68293328
I'll let you in because we have an odd number of people
http://www.superbru.com/juneinternationals/pool.php?p=11558693
Pool name: /rug/
Pool code: marlrein
>>68293565
thanks kiwibrew
Oh GOD TELL ME THAT SOMEONE IS CAPPING THESE POLICE DANCING
who here /votecompass/
https://votecompass.abc.net.au/results?hash=a5a66ca4c2014693977d8778709966226423af8c14656108967CNgT8
Why isn't Pisi playing?
That was pretty crazy
>>68293826
>being so naive as to think that you know Samoa's endgame
>the absolute fucking state of (You)
>>68292153
BASED ORIGINAL AMS
>>68294038
Ahahaha, you deleted your post.
Fucking absolute state of you lad. Literally SEETHING right now.
>it was krazykrejza
I regret it already
/nrl/ here
you all suck cocks lol
that fucking boot off the post what a lucker dog
>>68294318
Thanks for watching our sport lad.
We'll make sure to drop in on you next time there's a rugby league international.
>>68294418
Based krazykrejza
Friends I just realised gentlebender isn't in the superbru group
Has he finally killed himself?
>>68294418
there wont be one because were not cucks kek
>union
>>68294945
Will /rug/ ever recover?
>>68294810
Mate there is no one more cucked on earth than australian rugby league fans.
You cunts invented a sport and you get beaten at it all the time, when literally the rest of the world is off playing a different sport. At least the sports that england invented and get beaten at have some real competition. With league it's literally Australia v Auckland and you lose regularly.
that's fucking embarrassing lad.
>>68295145
ironic that the social safety net you despise is the source of your autism bux
gonna vote pauline hanson?
HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
>>68295266
SEE THAT GIRL
>>68295086
>You cunts invented a sport and you get beaten at it all the time
>implying Cuckby Yawngue bogans have the cognitive capacity to invent a sport, even if it is just a rip-off of the real code for morons
you give them too much credit lad
The Englels invented Plebgue aswell. They were just sensible enough to realise it is a pile of shit
Go Georgia I believe in you
>>68296098
\o/
Meanwhile, in
>The city of /rug/
>>68293764
That thing is a pile of shit.
It asks you "do you agree that people that work on sundays should get more than people that work on sundays". Well what other fucking days are they working? If you work a wednesday - sunday week because you're in hospitality, no you shouldn't get more just for working sunday, but you should get more if you are required to work a monday or tuesday.
The entire thing asks completely broadbrush questions that there is just no way to answer without more information.
"Probably a minute left in this game"
Best commentary
>>68296475
yeh its not very good, but this is what happens when you let the working class vote
>>68296800
fucks sake
worst game of kickclap i've seen in a while
>>68292348
>0 (zero) people picked the result
fucking state of rugposters. If I'd been in this comp I would have nailed it.
anyone got a stream for the fiji tonga game?
>>68296800
earlier he was like "about 10-15 minutes left"
rugby yawnion
>>68296475
Not as bas as that american one that puts me on the left because I don't want to kill children in africa and don't hate gays
kick and clap spoort
Half-time score
Fiji 0- 15 Tonga
>>68297828
mean as
>>68297828
I like this comp
It actually tests who knows shit, rather than guessing the margin in the SH blowouts
>>68296475
its clearly a question about penalty rates you moron
These are the H2Hs for round 1
It'll be a lot more of a meme comp than the full league because only 3 rounds but could still be interesting to see who wins it
Everyone is on zero right no because absolutely fucking no one (zero people) called the first game correctly.
>>68298761
>didnt even tip the first game
>no one is beating me
top laff
63 min
Fiji 15 : Tonga 18
>>68299091
I really want tonga to win now just to show /rug/'s utter incompetence
>48 picks
>1 (one) correct
>>68298541
I know, but the debate about penalty rates isn't as simple as "should someone who works on sundays get paid more than someone who works on saturdays". Obviously there needs to be flexible penalty rates based on different industries.
>>68299158
True o/rug/inals aren't involved in this meme international tipping comp lad.
71 min
18 each
Fiji scored a try
1 guy in /rug/ only doesn't know rugby meme watch
18-18 right now in the 78th minute of Fiji vs Tonga. Looks like it is headed for a tie.
>>68299272
Shut the fuck up gentlefaggot
This game any good?
>letting Fiji score 18 in the second half after blanking them in the first half
It's Tongan fitness at work. I feel like I see Fiji playing from behind and closing gaps in the 2nd half a lot against these other lazy Islander nations.
>>68299552
Fiji has 23 points m80
>it's another draw
Christ
Fiji just scored a try and won.
FIERCE PALM TREES 23
TONGA 18
>>68299584
they do now, I had looked at the live scores in the 78'. I don't get this live, only secondhand on across the tasman the next day
What was the Georgia Samoa score?
Good game?
>>68299720
19-19
Picks for tonight?
ABs by 20
Aus by 10
RSA by 10
Japan by 3
Arg by 15
How quickly before I am accused of meme tactics?
>>68299778
They're all on the superbru you fucking moron
what would be the greatest possible outcome for the aus/eng game bantz wise
>>68299792
Get fucked not everyone uses that piece of shit you little cunt
>>68299826
Tie because we don't want either team to win
>>68299826
21-0 to England
All penalties
>>68299838
>not everyone uses a site specifically for what you tried to start discussion on
Oh well no one's gonna listen to your shithouse picks then
>>68299857
With a 50% success rate of England's kicks
Game thread
>>68299867
>>68299867
>>68299867
>>68299778
>ABs by 20
Hmmm, I'd say by 7, so one converted try. At the moment, Wales is a settled team while you guys have plenty of fresh, inexperienced faces. Like who the heck is Tamanivalu? Crotty and Fekitoa were also fringe players only a few months ago and they're up against Roberts and Davies.
>>68299826
Any meme player dominating either side.
>>68299875
you wanna fucking go cunt
LINES FOR TOMORROW
NZ -19.5
SA -15
AUS -3.5
Argies - 17.5
Japan -6.5
Ill take:
NZ -19.5
AUS -3.5
IRE +15
ITA +17.5
CAN +6.5
>>68299899
wales looked pretty weak in their friendly vs Englel, normally I'd take Wales +20 vs the all blacks but they really looked like garbage in the second half.
>>68299853
anzacs didn't die so the english could beat us sport u leftie latte sipping scum
:)