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San Jose vs Pittsburgh


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2-0 Pens 3rd period.
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hi
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>>68184482
goddamn sami, get the hell out and take the shorks with you
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>>68184482
(you)
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Good morning
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I miss Tampa gay, and least they brought the bantz. San Jose fan base sucks fat dick.
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I demand an assisttrick for bill
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>>68184455
jesus and i thought i had acne
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reminder that if crosby or letang had the thought to ice the puck on a penalty kill this series would be over in 17 minutes
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>>68184482
hi friend. watching the game?
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"Buddy of mine saw Ryan Murphy, the defensemen, had a chat. Said stamkos just bought a house in aurora. 100% he's coming to the leafs."
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>>68184599
looks like a migrant cum in ur coffe m8
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>>68184599
>smuk_froth.jpg
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>>68184538

tfw 1/4 sami
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>>68184614
It's ogre anyway m80
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>Dillon and Polak getting any ice time.
I want to get off Petes wild ride.
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>>68184614
this kills me, pongs sweep, bill sweeps. It's would be too good to be true
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>>68184482
hi denmark
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>>68184623
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>>68184645

You get to in one more game :^)

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
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>>68184628
he bought it like a year ago
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>marleau
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>>68184455
>2-0 Pens
Might as well be 20-0.
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>>68184633
You see what you want to see

>>68184637
A good name, good post
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>shorks
Teal was a mistake desu
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Fuckin. MURRRRRAAAY
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>>68184645
>yfw you gave up 2 2nds for Polak and the 2018 one might be close to a late first
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>>68184533
If so many people are on your internet you should consider charging them money.

500 GB data is like, what, $100 max? Split it amongst yourselves.
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MURRRAAAYYYYY
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>shorks getting cucked on home ice
will their """fans""" actually cheer for the pongs by the end of the game?
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Has Jumbo Joe even been on the ice tonight? Haven't heard his name once.
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>SHORKS
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>>68184599
>>68184482
morning
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>>68184717
>continuing a conversation from another thread
Don't do that. Shameful, tsk tsk.
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>>68184679
We could have formed a Penguin eating super team...
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>>68184744
Yeah he just sucks
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>>68184637
A+/10
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>>68184744

Yeah you might see him getting outplayed by Pitts rookies.
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IT'S NOT FAIR! SAN JOSE SHOULD BE WINNING FUCK REF PUCK
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>that no-call
Absolutely ridiculous.
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Shittiest scf in a decade IMHO
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>>68184771

But then SOMEBODY had to go and sweep us in the first round, leading to our coach getting fired and our team turning into the store-brand Bruins
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>>68184827

:^)
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>>68184811
kekek

They've been outplayed the past 4 games
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>>68184835
Speak for yourself
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>>68184744
17 min
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what do you guys think of the odds of jumbo joe killing himself when this series is done? thinking of making a bet
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You literally cannot worry the Murray. It is physically impossible to worry him.

We could be down by 27 goals, and he would not have an ounce of worry in him.
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>>68184827
Your dad's wondering why he never gets no calls from you either.
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>woman plays hockey on a team that's total payroll is 5k a week
>she's proof women can do anything!
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Why does every commercial in Canada have to be more diverse than the Burger King kids club?
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WHO /LIVEINSTEELCITY/ HERE?
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>>68184806
>nucksbros confirmed once again for best memery
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>>68184850
Man....we both will suffer for eternity as our teams choke into oblivion and the sun explodes.

At least we have cute puck sluts.
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>>68184895
/yinzer/ reporting
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>>68184717
Money isn't a realy an issue but I don't see a point of paying more for the same. I might start charing in a little while though Just started on short term disability because of concussion issues. Will have to see how long that lasts
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>>68184891
Watching the nbc feed, way more cuckmercials tbqh
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Is Tomas Hertl the biggest never was in NHL history?
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>>68184891
It's because the only people that don't have bank accounts or cable and internet are non white immigrants.
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>>68184895
Erie, basically a suburb
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>>68184936
Who?
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>>68184878
dont talk to me or my wifes son ever again.
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>>68184936

That's not Joe Thornton.
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scar
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>Bill making smart and slick defensive plays
>shorks scoring

What even the fuck is going on this period
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>68184936
Nah that;s Joe Thorton lid
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GOOOAAALLL!!!!!!
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maybe ill unmute it
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>>68184895
/baldwin/ reporting
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Fucking Shorks
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!


>Pongs 3rd periods
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Jesus fuckin Christ, I suppose that was only a matter of time... what the FUCK
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HOT CARL
O
T
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>waiting for the 3rd to play like this

u fukin wot shorks
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DEY ALIVE
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SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0
>IT WAS 2-0

PONGS PONGS PONGS PONGS PONGS PONGS
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lel that faggot just got rekt by cros
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SCAAAR
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>>68184930
Name one
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>>68184872
>
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KARLSSON
A
R
L
S
S
O
N
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DONSKOI
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murray is so fucking shit omfg
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>EURO LEAGUE MEME CLUTCH
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>MURRA1
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>sharks score
>stadium turns into gay nightclub
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>crapsby
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SKAAAARRRRRRLSSON
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SHITTSBURGH BTFO!!!!! HOW CAN THEY REVOVER? ABSOLUTELY BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CROSBY FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!
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>>68184911

qt asian puck sluts are where it's at
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NOW WE GOT A GAME FAMMAS
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>>68184994
>>68185001
They legitimately forget how to play
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> it's another Murray gives another shutout away episode
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can this shit game start now
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Scar as fuck lads
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

make meme magic happenagain
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>its a penguins refuse to close the game out properly episode
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>>68185054
>australian internet connection is this slow
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>>68184905
mfw nuckbros were OG memeing before it was even cool

good to be the trendsetter
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>>68184895
Right here
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C'mon Bill
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>mfw I want the sharks to win or kessel to get a cup.

I can't lose.
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>>68185018
He's still not fuckin worried. If the Pens lose, he's gonna sleep like a baby... like he does every night of his life
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Pens need some puck luck now.
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>>68185053
>tfw no qt asian puck slut

dubs and I'll get one
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THREE WORDS
H
R
E
E
W
O
R
D
S
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>>68184911
>>68185053
>Cute
>Degenerate tatts and metal faced attention whores who looked like families of chernobyl
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if dubles sharks win OT again
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Did the shorks finally sell out a playoff game?
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San Jose stole the terrible towel idea?
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So 10 minutes that's enough time for 2 more shots at net!
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>>68185093
Fucking rerun
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>>68184918
hope you recover from that concussion, shit sucks
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>>68185110
>zero cups
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inb4 crosby scores the next goal
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>>68185125
WE
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So i guess the Pens are just playin D now
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>>68185144

KIWI MAGIC HAS IT
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>offside
Colour me impressed. I thought the refs were just gonna let that one slide too.
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like did pissburgh think they could play in their own zone for an entire period?
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>>68185144
Oh for fucks sake
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>LET'S GO SHA-aaarks
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>his parents actually named their son Melkor

what mad people
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>>68185144
truth
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>>68185144
>LETS GO SHAA - ARKS
>LETS GO SHAA - ARKS
>LETS GO SHAA - ARKS
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>>68185161
What's your excuse for guzzling on the government tete?
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>>68185144
Good Bertuzzi dubs, kiwi.
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>>68185144
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>>68185110
Wrong. You already lost.
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>>68185161
Had about 15. Shit comes and goes. But recently heard of a new treatment that isn't holistic bullshit. Going for a consult tomorrow .
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>>68185210
Melker
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>>68185201
Yes
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Play all 60 minutes Pens
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>it's a pongs dominate the first two periods and then completely stop playing hockey in the third episode

Guess I better go put the shotgun in my mouth now. I know how this ends.
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>>68185185
they're usually playing with D
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Donskoi will make this 2-2
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>>68185217
It sounds like first graders bullying each other
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>there are people itt who can't do crosby curls
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>>68185114
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>>68185110
>wanting Kessel to hoist the cup
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>>68185262

i think the sharks just got lucky, our defence has met everything so far, i reckon pens can nick a late winner
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>>68185201
Why do teams do that? I just dont get it

It always ends up the same, you cant fucking survive an entire period in your own zone ffs

>>68185210
*Melker

Normal name here
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>>68185236
Are you Eric or Brett?
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I really fucking hate this man.
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>San Jose sharts
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It's a "defensive shell" episode.
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>>68185298
sure it is melker
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>>68185302
Nope
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>>68185338
>welcome to inside the ASS with PENIS maguire
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doug wilson looks like he is going to cry KEK
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>>68185348
youd love if i sharted on your sofa you fucking faggot
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Honestly Donskoi is such an on/off player. I guess that's what memes do to you.
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>>68185298
trying to mimic that shutdown hockey that the hawks did or team canada does, except they usually have lines of solid d, pongs have letang
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>all female sketch show
Yeah no thanks
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i mean its like 2016 already why the hell cant both teams be winners like come on!
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>>68185298
>>68185363
Hey, who here didn't do a little melking when they were young and desperate?
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>>68185287
>not wanting to see Bill hoisting it
Why though?
He had to feel the pain for being a laffer so long
The cup would be a fine redemption for that
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>>68185437
>female comedy
no thanks
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>>68185287
>laffs are still this salty
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>>68185444
> t. r/hockey
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>>68185437
B-but it's taken TO THE EDGE!!
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i wish the goddamn shorks would stop the no-look slap passes up ice. would be a different game without the shit pass %
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>>68185437
>>68185462
give it a try maybe you'd like it
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>pavelski
Is this the "clutch" Americans want from their countries captain?
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>always play defence at hockey so I can hit dudes butts and not be a homo
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>>68185363
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has murray been smoking crack in the interval wtf is this
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>>68185508
sounds kinda homo anon
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>>68185506
Better than money bags
Also he's playing hurt
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>>68185506
it's american hockey, their standards are lower
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>>68185508
>actually playing hockey

Sounds pretty homo to me
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>>68185444
ARE

YOU

KIDDING

ME
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Is this series over?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcwcjt6qcYs
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>>68185544
true desu, par easy sucks dick
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>>68185210
I know a Malachi.
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>How to blow a two goal lead in the third period
>Written by Mike Sullivan
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>>68185501
>give eating shit a chance, maybe you'll like it
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>>68185518
how many people are named morgoth, melkor?
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>Lets congratulate the San Jose Sharks and the Pittsburgh Penguins on a great Stanley Cup Playoffs
>The Conn Smythe Trophy goes to the most valueable player in the Stanley Cup Playoffs
>and in unanimous selection....
>SIDNEY
>CROSBY
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pongs pls win in regulation i'm so tired
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>>68185476
You got that backwards. Him having been a Laff is exactly why I don't want him to hoist the cup.
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Pens fan here. Still expecting the worst.
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Pittsburg stopped playing 10 minutes ago.
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>>68185605
MOST

DANGEROUS

LEAD
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>>68185612
0
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>>68185614
You misspelt Phil Kessel
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who /unironicallywantstoseefindingdory/ here
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>>68185615
You better grab a cup of coffee
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>>68185631

pens have sat back especially in their last 3rd
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>>68185668
Bill has a brother?
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Last digit is the amount of overtimes played. Evens and Pongs win, odds and Shorks win it.
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Imagine how good Crosby would be if he used a wood stick
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>>68185444
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This ice sucks
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DUDE SHORKS LMAO
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IT WAS [PREVIOUS SCORE]
IT WAS [PREVIOUS SCORE]
IT WAS [PREVIOUS SCORE]
IT WAS [PREVIOUS SCORE]
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Is Crosby's sister HIGH TEST?
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>>68185706
ZERO
E
R
O

GOLD

MEDALS
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>>68185678
>zootopia is coming out tomorrow on bluray
ill be busy desu
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lexplorer didnt die for this
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>>68185755
must be like 20 degrees down there

sweating bullets and sticky all over
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what do i do lads
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>>68185769
imagine fucking her in the ass while she drinks you piss out of the cup
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>>68185769
fuck they look alike
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who would tay cheer for?
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>>68185769
dat face
dat ass
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Please finish Pens.
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tick-tock

tee time is calling for you, shorks
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>SHORKS
>THE PEGUINS WERENT WINNING AT ONE POINT AND NOW THEY ARE
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>>68185769
I bet she's like her brother where a lot of people end up in the box after touching her.
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>>68185803
you're a faggot.
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>>68185807
do it, jared
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>>68185807
are you poor anon?
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>>68185807
do it Jared
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>>68185807
>forge
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empty netter pls pongs
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why the fuck is polak on the ice this late

arena collapse when
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top kek
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>>68185807
>Jared
faggot name desu
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>>68185807
"Yes mr shekelberg, it will be my pleasure"
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A YAY AY AYA YA YA YA yay ay ay ay ay aya yay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
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>>68185890
faggot
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>>68185807
only one hour? of course, you get paid more and you look good to your boss
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>>68185828
Hitler
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>>68185769
Uwotm8
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IT JUST AIN'T FEHR

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>SHORKS
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RIP Kimbo Slice
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SCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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FEELIN LIKE A FREAK ON A LEASH
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>playing Korn during a hockey game
>playing Korn during a Cup Final game

YOU FUCKING DESERVED IT
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>letting these whos score
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>>68185051
yea u were sayin? :^)
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR

SHORKS BTFO
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>>68185866
Do you think she goes down as quick?
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>>68185828
Trump!
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
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BASED FEHR

GO HOME SAN JUAN FISH
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SSSSCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

This was bound to happen with the Sharks pinching their D
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Welp
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WEW
E
W
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SERIES OVER

THANKS FOR SHOWING UP SAN JOSE
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SUCK

IT

STINKY

SMELLY

BEANERS

SCCCAAAAARRRRR
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>Shorks
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SSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAARRRRRRRRR
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>SHORKS SHORKED SHHORKS SHORKS SHORKS SHORKS
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED SHARTS
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ITS OGRE FOLKS RIP SAN JO
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

ITS OVER

SHARTS ARE DUSTING OFF THEIR CLUBS

>thornton
>lil joe
>patrick marlowpoints

LMFAO
LMFAO
LMFAO
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SCAAAAAAAAAAR
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>SHORKS
>IT WAS 0-0
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>>68184455
I apologize. Congrats Pens on winning the Stabley Cup
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What's more likely?

The sharks winning the cup, or the cavs winning the nba finals?
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IT'S OBERRRRRRRRRRRR
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>mfw someone said the west>>>east near me
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>tfw lemieux goes for the high five and his friend goes for the bump
FUCK
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Seeing Mario happy makes me happy
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BTFO
T
F
O
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>>68186000

Sharks
>>
>didn't even need the empty net
I knew Sharks fucking awful possession game was gonna cost them eventually. Fuck Shittsburgh.
>>
>>68185654
And it's back
>>
GET IN THERE PITTSBURGH

UP THE PENGUINS
>>
>>68185951
I wonder if she whips her head back as dramatically after it hits the face.
>>
OGRE
>>
>pen fans proud of this win
Lmao, i have never seen worse refpuck
>>
ummmm isnt it a bit offensive to say "SCAR" when a team scores a point? some of us are dealing with PTSD from visits to certain boards that will remain unnamed.
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Can even handle our minor league guys .


>the Sharks go eat a taco paco
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>>68186015
best girl
>tfw I just rewatched season 14 to prepare for this year
>>
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FUCK OUTTA HERE

S H O R K S
H
O
R
K
S
>>
>>68185949
who is that, that's hot
>>
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>>68186000
Cleveland is a misery factory, so probably SJ
>>
Bonino deserves the conn just for those fucking blocks.
>>
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>>68185983
>>
>9ers guy in the crowd

dude put the 9ers stench all over the sharks
>>
>>68185807
>offering an hour of overtime
LMFAO WAGEKEKS

WOW HOW BLESSED ARE YOU, THEY ARE OFFERING EXTRA WORK FOR YOU

thank god im on welfare
>>
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BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

IT'S OVER

IT'S OVER

SHORKS HAVE NEVER COME BACK FROM A 3-1 SERIES DEFICIT

HELL, THEY'VE GOT A 50/50 RECORD WITH A 3-0 SERIES LEAD

>SHORKS
>>
>when your coach and assistant coach are dopplegangers
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>>68186051

Eat shit, Bernie cuck
>>
>a regular season game in the playoffs
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>>68186000
Flyers
would
of
kill
ed
both
these
teams
>>
Pens only lost Saturday so they can hoist the Cup at home.
>>
>>68186051
Really? I saw worse refpuck last game for the San Jose cucks
>>
>>68186051
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS SHORKS ASS MAD
>>
>>68186015
is that Britney
>>
>>68186000
the cavs won a game
>>
It's all ogre now
>>
>>68186093
>flyers
>relevant
good one anon
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>>68186015
i-is that a ball sack?
>>
>>68186065
My sides
>>
GO PENS
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>SUNBELT "TEAMS"
>>
>half empty arena
>in your teams first ever appearance
>>
pens are good at blocking shots fuck
>>
can you take a regular player off the ice and then get 2 goalies?
>>
>>68186078
kek welfare exist in canada?
>>
>>68186078

what do you tell girls when you go out on dates?
>>
>>68186173
that would be so cool
>>
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>>68186132
coots is pretty cute
>>
>all those cucked fans
>>
>>68186173
No, against the rules
>>
will joe thornton do "that face" again?
>>
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TOT HE SHARKS' POSTSEASON
>>
>devlels
>kongs
Now
>pongs

Why is "lol just stand in front of shots" the most effective defense if it is objectively shit to watch?
>>
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SAVED BY THE BELL

>4-1
>J4N3S
>>
>>68186190
"im not a pathetic wage cuck"
>>
>>68186182
He's an abbo
>>
The superbowl is almost never at home you goof Doc
>>
>>68186093
You're not wrong. Flyers would have literally murdered to death their opposition, and would still lose.
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>>68186207
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>>68186130
>he's never licked a fat pussy before
get a load of this guy

>>68186112
only the best for my bros
>>
>>68186173
they should just have the goalie and their two defensemen stand in front of the net and cover every hole and have their offence do everything else
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FUCKING REKT
>SUNBELT "FANS" ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>
>>68186210
F
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Nice choice for a song at the end of the game, SJ.
>>
IT'LL ONLY TAKE 5
>>
>>68186216
rewatch the 08/09 finals. pongs been at it for years
>>
Hahahahahahaha that head-shaking beaner
>>
>>68186159
>Canada
>>
>Hagelin with his second empty net "goal" after the time has run out this series
>>
>>68186244

...yeah...
>>
>>68186190
my big dick does all the talking
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>>68186190
>go out
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>>68186105
>mad
If the commentators call it refpuck, its prob refpuck. To be expected tho, pitts is up for sale, the league wants them to win.
>>
haha time for im shoot im score
>>
DON'T STOP BELIEVING
>>
>>68186130
>implying you wouldnt even if it was
>>
>>68186093
So that's how it feels to be a philly fan .

>what a shit city .
>all major teams from philly suck cocks
>>
>>68186256
i feel like he won't break down if he loses

it's not as bad as losing a 3-0 series lead

like sure, it's the SCF, but they were never close in this series
>>
>>68186302
There was missed calls everywhere faggot stay mad
>>
wow im stoned & thought this was game 5 and that it was 3-1 Pans... damn...
>>
How come some guys like Yak can speak fluent English after a couple years while Malkin cant after 10?
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>shorks are just 1 loss away from the worst series loss by a western champion in 21 years.
>>
veut veut ruek ruek khiecker schithkter fkkhetrer
>>
>>68186324
CHOKE ON TO THAT SEEEE-REIIIIIEEEEEAAAAAAYS
>>
I'm glad, shorks really dont deserve the cup, ever

>winning game 7 WCF
>five minutes to go
>crowd definitely not as loud as it should be
>corwd lazily chanting BEAT - THE - BLEU - OOZE
>everybody still sitting
>two minutes to go
>crowd still rather quiet
>one minute to go
>lackluster towel waving
>crowd a bit louder
>""""fans''''''' hesitate, then stand up for last minute
>soft "we want the cup" chant

fucking pathetic
>>
So much for this series being more entertaining than the NBA Finals. Both ending fast.
>>
>>68186351

it's called effort, you socialist scumfuck
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>>68186275
mad sunbelt "fan" located
Please direct your laughter at this cuckold
>>
hahahaha nice journey there shorks
>>
Lets fucking go pens.
>>
>>68186216
because no one shoots them in the face.
>>
Guys I can get tickets for $40 to game 5 but I have a 200 word essay on the history of dishwashers due Thursday and I haven't even started yet. Wat do?
>>
>Crosby talking about others Cumming hard
>>
>SAN JOSE SHARTS
SAN JOSE SHARTS
>SAN JOSE SHARTS
SAN JOSE SHARTS
>SAN JOSE SHARTS
SAN JOSE SHARTS
>SAN JOSE SHARTS
SAN JOSE SHARTS
>>
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> everyone talking about don't stop believing
> neglecting to mention freak on a leash minutes before
>>
Quick someone tell the shorks Journey didn't work for the dead wings either
>>
HOW CAN A MAN OF CROSBY'S AGE HAVE SUCH A SHIT BEARD

LIKE DON'T BOTHER MAN

DON'T BOTHER
>>
will San Jose "fans" riot?
>>
>>68186334
Hes cute whats his name?
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>mfw Don't Stop Believing starts playing after all the San Jose fans run out of the stadium in tears
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>>68186159
>>
>>68186377
What did you expect out of Saint Josie fans? They're the worst of Bay Area which as a whole is already a cesspool
>>
>>68186414
that's rough

I have a 100 word thesis due next week and I haven't even started. the teacher is gonna go mental
>>
>>68186414
give tickets to me
>>
>>68186351
some guys play hockey in North America for years, some come straight off the boat.
some guys study English for years, some just chase pussy.

just a couple examples prevalent in hockey players.
>>
Fuck shittsburgh I am so fucking pissed right now and fuck you san jose you literal fucking cucks. YOU RUINED EVERYTHING REEEEEEEE
>>
>>68186416
I'm just wondering how much jizz the Pongs leave in the CBC staff members' mouths each night. They sure love to suck on them.
>>
Holy fuck The conn smythe is practically Bill's now. I can't believe it
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>>68186429
Better to have Metallica come back out and play "Fade To Black."
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>>68186394
that is indeed no ass.
Even in the most flattering pose its still flat.
>>
>SHARTS
My favourite part about this game was at the end when the arena was emptier than the net
>sunbelt "fans"
>>
>>68186500
Just accept it man, it's ogre
>>
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>>68186500
Mmm, your tears of unfathomable sadness are so delicious!
>>
fucking commercials every other minute
>>
>>68186557
>Crosby gets a hat trick game 5 to pass Bill in playoff points and wins the CS
>>
>>68186577
please no. I can't handle smug pens shitposters...
>>
>>68186635
Yeah, fucking suck. But it's better than listening to NBC's "commentators".
>>
News showing depressed fans
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>>68186560
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>>68186660
>>
>>68186702
Seeing depressed fans fuels my life force
>>
>>68186702
>>68186776
Calling San Jose locals "fans" of a team they just realized existed when they turned out to be an ok team.
>>
>people actually think murray is elite

... wut? what fucking series have they even been watching? He's literally been weaker then jones for the shots. How the fuck do pittsburgh fans even think he's elite when he's clearly being carried?
>>
>>68186702
>>68186776
1 more game pens bros
>>
If sj comes back it would be soooo funny. And its only 3-1. Not even a shorks fan, pansy fans are just so shitty it would be glorious
>>
>>68186839
Oh man, hoping for Thursday clincher. Gonna party the fuck outta dahntahn.
>>
>>68186822
You clearly didn't see that save to keep the game 2-1 in the 3rd Frendo . You need to stop going full potato.
>>
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>city tries to stump the Trump
>loses their first ever Stan LEE appearance
>>
>>68186841
>And its only 3-1
reallynigga.jpg
>>
>>68186841
The Sharks can't even win a 3-1 game, let alone a 3-1 series.
>>
>>68186841
I agree man. I don't think it will happen, but the anguished Shittsburgh crowd after game 7 would sustain me until next season.
>>
>>68186871
Side side my ninja
>>
>>68186822
He let in a softie that cost them last game. Should have saved the one today as well but otherwise he's done well
>>
>>68186822
>Pens have more goals even strength.
>Murray makes timely saves.
>Winning the fucking Stanley Cup as a rookie.
>Not elite?
>>
>>68186871
South side *
>>
>>68186877
>he made a save!
So what? He's literally let the sharks back in every fucking game so far you faggot.
>>
Nick Bonino with 18 blocks now
>>
>>68186939
>what is blocked shots?
kill yourself retard. He's being carried by the D.
>>
>>68186966
Right that's why the pens are going to win the cup for the 4th time faggot .

>do you have to raiders game to go to so they can get blown the fuck out .
>steelers get 7 this year faggot
>>
>>68186955
Party doesn't end until I wake up somewhere. Who the fuck knows?

>>68186966
Pens are up 3-1. Murray has to stop SOME shots along the way.
>>
>>68186822
I don't see anyone calling him elite. He's been rock solid with a very good save percentage these playoffs. He's also only 22 years old, and he's a win away from hoisting the Stanley Cup, having already won more NHL playoff games than regular season games.
>>
>>68187004
Blocked shots help goalies?! Noooooo. Holy shit, when did that start happening? STILL has let in less goals than Jones.
>>
>>68186893
If a couple teams can come back from 3-0 the sharka can definitely do 3-1, the pens are garbage. Sj COULD rally around hertl coming back, if he does
>>
>>68187013
3-2 in like the last 10 seconds, ot, ot, and en.

Yeah he's been fucking brilliant... if you're stupid haven't actually watch a game.
>>
>>68187086
>Bolts could rally around Stamkos
>>
>>68187070
>It's like being carried by the D means he worked less or something

Thank for making my point retard.
>>
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Series (PROBABLY)over gg

shorks finally shorked it up now
>>
>>68187086
?
except the pens have been the better team consistently all series by miles. Sharks have not taken a lead once in a game. Shorks just scramble at the end and can sometimes get back in a game
>>
Penguins D hung Murray out to dry in the 3rd
Giving up only one goal during that onslaught was pretty clutch tbchwyfamiissmkek
>>
>>68187086
>the pens are garbage
Still better than the sharks have been.

>the sharks could rally around the guy who is 9th in points on the team in the playoffs to win the cup
No.
>>
>>68187303
He's also out for the series.
>>
Who /badpucci/ here?
>>
>>68187189
This game: Pens 19 blocked shots.
Shorks: 20 blocked shots.

Helpful defenses and one better goalie.
> Murray
>>
>>68184601
Yo you read my mind! They spending countless hours trying to hype up how badass the sharks are on ESPN but here we are goin in to game 5 down by 2
>>
>>68186287
>surveillance camera man
>>
>>68187329
He has played 20 of 22 games or something like the. These two games wouldn't have done much for his placement in the points table
>>
>>68185029
Imma assume that means he bad fucking ass lol
>>
>>68184601
Kind off this. All sharks fans seem to do is yell refpuck every now and then
>>
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>>68185053
> Canucks fan knowing our pain

Yeah... always look on the bright side of life, right?
>>
>>68187579

>he missed the tampa bay offside goal moment
Literally everyone yelling refpuck even though the call was correct.
>>
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>>68186768
>>68186776

FUCKING PENSFAGS... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>68187663
Sure, they did it too, every teams fans do it to some extent. But they posted about other stuff than refpuck as well.
>>
>>68187663
Imagine having to spend your offseason - or the rest of your life - realizing that lifting your skate cost your team the Stanley Cup.
>>
>>68187086
They're a garbage team that's about to win the Stanley Cup.

d8^D
>>
>17 of 21 NHL. com "experts" picked San Jose
>7 of 10 ESPN "experts" picked San Jose
MUHHHH WESTERN CONFERENCE
>>
>>68187963
> Murray, Rust, Kuhnhackl, Sheary, and Sullivan were all in the AHL last year

Most experts didn't expect the Pens to be decent with that many minor leaguers on their team. This is gonna make teams invest in their farm systems, which is gonna be good for the league desu.
>>
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>>68187963
>picking Shorks not to shork
It's as if none of them had ever seen the Sharks in the playoffs before.

(Though this one's as much about coaching as about players. Just like against LA, DeBoer stands behind the bench looking like he's waiting to lose.)
>>
>>68188085
>experts
>not realizing the pens still have the most talent in the league- Malkin, Crosby, Bill, Letang, Horny
>>
>>68188394
>>68188085
Depth won this series.
>>
>>68188107
pic related
>>
>>68188394
>Malkin
>talent
Having the ugliest face in the league is not a talent.
>>
Pittsburgh = Hillary

San Jose = trump
>>
>>68188580
Mean and uncalled for
>>
>>68189351
incorrect not on the list tho
>>
>>68184645
San Jose needs to pull a 2015 Blackhawks and roll exclusively top 4 or they're fucking done. It's the fucking finals, why is Roman Polak on the ice against Phil?
>>
>>68187234

Loved everyone thinking a team comprised of the same core was going to do anything but choke eventually because they got LA's sloppy seconds backup
>>
>>68186883
Ironic that they'd meet Trump in the White house if they were to win.
>>
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>>68185981
More of these
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So think the Pens will finally let Murray have his own mask design if he wins them the Cup?
>>
>>68185614
Doubtful. Kessel or Murray are the most likely.
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