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Stuff that happened today:
soton and everton are close to agreeing compensation for koeman (£5m)
charlton appoint russell slade
port vale are in talks with kuqi to take over
evra signs new pooventus contract
vardy is delaying his announcement that he will cuck arselel
lets all decide that teams in blue are cancerous shit
agreed? okay good
Lazy
>>68166297
Well that poll didn't show anything
wobbly sausage
>>68167778
welcome to bayern 2017/18
>>68167778
happy for him desu
>>68167791
fucking kek
>soton and everton are close to agreeing compensation for koeman (£5m)
I don't understand /sp/. You INSISTED we aren't attractive enough to attract him, with tears in your eyes you raged how he would never go to a 'tinpot' club while taking a rest from wanking to interracial porn and imagining it's Sturridge.Even now you refuse to believe, just stewing in your anger. Why are you so pathetic /sp/?
>>68167737
Red aint much better
>>68167778
>That hairline
JUST
>>68167737
Celta are alright
>>68167803
>Any north west team that isnt from Manchester
Nobody cares
everton better damn hope that koeman turns everton into 11 messi's
£5m compensation and £7m wages
damn
Vardy staying or going when?
>>68167757
the fact that you're canadian might frighten em off m8
>>68167803
lol fuck off you scabby cunt, you're still utter shit and second best in liverpool
>>68167838
13 million is nothing due to the new deal. Premier league clubs spend that on bench players, Koeman will influence the whole club.
>>68167757
>posting your face on 4chan like it's nothing special
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68167791
He's come from Bayern.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/06/ukraine-detained-french-citizen-plotting-euro-2016-attacks
>browses /pol/ once
Im an American Arsenal fan from Alabama and i believe Vardy would be a fantastic signing if we can deploy him as some sort of terquista!
*Edit: Thanks kind stranger for the reddit gold! ;D
>>68167865
just like hummels
>>68167853
96WNE
>>68167872
solid post
The 96 WASN'T enough
>>68167872
Lel
>>68167778
how much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjjRob97Iko
>>68167778
Do you think Miki will actually leave? I thought he had 2/3 years left in his contract.
>>68167872
We can definitely deploy him as a terquista I'll text Wenger now
>>68167936
This is oddly...something
>>68167936
>22 minutes
Wew lad
AUJMTLS ?
>Koeman on holiday again
Lel
Lazy fucker needs some time out before he goes through the strain of picking up a pen
>>68167936
WHAT IS THIS???????
West Ham for fuck sake just take either Theo or Ox already.
>>68167936
this asmr stuff is stupid
>>68167872
Nice.
>>68167996
Why?
>>68167935
Bild are saying €13m, kicker are saying €14m. Though neither say if that's with or without bonuses.
>>68167943
1 year. An extension is looking less likely, since him and Raiola want a release clause.
>>68167872
Wow, nice to meet ya fellow Gooner!
I'm an Arsenal fan from Indiana and boy I sure would like Vardy too. Imagine Vardy's finishing with Ozil's assists, golly! Did you know that Ozil had 167,000,302 chances created last year? If you didn't know, check out my twitter @CazorlaAddict where I post a variety of Arsenal stats and memes haha! I also have a tumblr you can find where I post pictures of my dogs and Callum Chambers: SimplyChambo.tumblr.com. Be sure to hit me up :)
>>68168008
some bird talking annoyingly for 20 minutes just so some lads can have a wank
so silly
>>68167966
Just want to see it over and done with already desu.
>>68167867
>that /pol/ack body and shirt
>>68168009
>Bild are saying €13m, kicker are saying €14m
holy fuck bvb keeping getting cucked by buyern
>>68168020
it's not for wanking purposes, you mong.
>>68168055
>:^)
>>68168044
>that fake juve shirt
this has to be bulgaria
>>68168055
what is it for then?
>>68168053
If that's with bonuses, it's about worth it.
>>68168009
Sounds bleak. I'd just give into the clause desu, not like you can demand significantly more than whatever it is with one year left.
>be studying
>chapter on sustainable development
>ecofeminism comes up
>"Women are biologically closer to nature."
what the fuck is this lads?? do women just take every "science" and put -feminism at the end of it, pretend to be groundbreaking scientists and make money with this shit?
>>68168044
>fake Juve from shirt from the Serie B years (?)
what would you call this aesthetic
>>68168020
Here is something for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntuh1ehlIlM
>>68168020
This. Real patricians have youtubfus.
>>68168072
Yes Louis
>>68168078
Hipster ultra-nationalism terror chic. Lazio were too mainstream.
>>68168064
I think it's actually a Siena shirt
I'm not sure though
>>68168070
They don't want any more release clauses. Same reason they didn't want a buyback for Bartra. It at least gives them more security to plan.
>>68168072
>do women just take every "science" and put -feminism at the end of it, pretend to be groundbreaking scientists and make money with this shit?
Yes. Modern feminism is mostly just one huge money making scam.
>>68168083
is that chris hemsworth?
>>68167778
>sell your captain to Bayern
>buy their permacrocked benchwarmers in return
JUST fuck my league up fäm
>>68168115
90s Serie A shirts are my aesthetic desu.
>>68168020
>tfw having trouble sleeping and this actually sent me to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRgsyaGBn1s
it works
also
>shefki kuqi to port vale
can remember this fat blob as a player. MUH BELLY FLOP
>>68167778
>Rode
Nice ambition from them
Thread Theme.
https://youtu.be/pvmVnTQtZQY
Are you man enough to listen to it all?
Also, Gotze to Liverpool FUCKING WHEN?
>>68168146
DAILY REMINDER THAT GOTZE SACKED HIS AGENT FOR SUGGESTING THIS MOVE
>>68168126
read the comments. women complain about objectification...
>>68168072
>be studying
>chapter on sustainable development
>ecobacterial comes up
>"Bacteria are biologically closer to nature."
what the fuck lads?? do bacteria just take every "science" and put -bacterial at the end of it, pretend to be groundingbreaking lifeforms and make money with this shit?
parasitical representation FUCKING WHEN?
>>68168102
No, this is his adopted brother, Hoessein. I'll tell him you said hello when he gets back. Check your ecomisogynistic privilege in the meantime.
>>68168118
it's a juve one, siena have never been sponsored by tamoil and i actually support juve.
>>68168163
Unless Madrid or Barca get involved, is there literally any club bigger than Liverpool? I think not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWQL4BoTfkg
is this autism or a normie being a normie? i can't even tell anymore...
>>68167034
>>68167025
YOU BREED
LIKE RATS
>>68167063
Same 2bh
>>68167778
Good for him!
>>68168171
most of them are about him looking like thor
there was a thread about some lad complaining about him being objectified but it quickly devolved into a petty argument
>>68168182
I tried to check, but I don't know where to look, can you help me ;)
>>68168198
gutten morn josef
>>68168192
The top 7 in the EPL.
>>68168163
It was for suggesting any move. Though I'm guessing his new agent is probably also pushing for a move by now.
>>68168072
>speaking to my Amerifriend online
>she goes "my friend attends a Christian University in American"
>"They had to write a paper on privilege"
Not even Christianity is safe, lad.
How are you guys enjoying this calm time before the Euros begin?
Can't believe it already starts this week.
>>68168211
it's not really an issue. men and women are very different; not many men would complain about being sexually objectified by women. to a more extreme example; i doubt many men would complain about being 'raped' by a woman.
>>68168228
Just admit it you read a post on /pol/ by a yank.
>>68168163
>Move to Liverpool is sackable offense
>>68168220
This isn't a fucking debate, mate. Literal pundits say this. I'm not going to take your view on this shit.
https://twitter.com/TheRiz14/status/733046273968902145
Proof.
>>68168020
you're completely right mate, don't listen to the dregs of society that defend this shit
>>68168146
I started watching this anime a few days ago. Pretty good desu
>>68168242
It's a bit of a stretch to call Michael 'What they want to do is score more goals than they concede' Owen a pundit.
>>68167996
It's like the biggest fucking scam on the internet, a complete joke of a concept and anyone who watches the videos is a bonafide autist.
>>68168235
Fuck off you fucking cunt.
>>68168242
>Owen
There goes your argument out the window.
>>68167979
Dad said no.
https://twitter.com/jsullivanwhu/status/739814794677616640
>>68168255
t. Explosion Mage
I don't watch anime, but the song was posted on my Discord and it's addictive.
>>68168232
I know, how many European-footballess weekends were there? One I think
>>68168270
>Memetexting off 4chan
>That name
Fuck sake
>>68168266
>>68168271
>this ex-professional footballer who is also a paid sports pundit doesn't count
>my opinion on a Burmese Shadow Puppet Show BBS is better!
>>68168289
I copy and pasted it for fucking ease you cunt. Jesus Christ. Just admit you got BTFO and we can get back to sports.
And it's not my fault she's a Russianboo.
jack rodwell became a complete midfielder in my career mode lmao
>>68168293
>this ex-professional footballer who is also a paid sports pundit doesn't count
People who say things like 'What you need to score goals in the Premier League, is players who can score goals' don't count, no.
>>68168309
>she
Post pic or admit you lied
>>68168270
>Cтaль Гpoм
lel
JUST IN
VARDY CONFIRMED TO ARSENAL
>>68168329
I literally sent you a screencap. Okay it's a man, does that make it better?
>>68168332
she's a tankaboo as well... she jokingly identifies as Tank-kin to piss off people on twatter.
Orbiting girls online isn't a sport.
>>68168293
So you're telling me that Liverpool are so much bigger than every single other club in England right now that players won't hesitate to join Liverpool even if the Manchester clubs or Arsenal come in with bigger and better offers with CL football included because Michael Owen said so?
>>68168232
>/sp/ filled with casuals again
I'll teleport myself away
>>68168352
T-90s give me a chubby
top gear fan butthurt has been quite enjoyable 2bh
>>68168424
I haven't seen it but the reaction was obvious desu. They all desperately wanted to hate it to begin with and will continue watching/complaining despite the original 3 making one too.
>>68168424
Evans' damage control is pretty funny too.
>>68167737
yeah, fuck Cardiff
the cunts.
>>68167806
yeah, fuck off Cardiff again.
tfw no gf
tfw
t
no gf
>>68168459
watched the first one and it was quite meh but then I always found the show meh outside the specials, which were great
>>68168477
true
>>68168504
> went on vacation in a different state
> qt friend of friend asked friend for my number
> mfw i'm four states and two time zones away from the only girl to show interest in me in months
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch
no gf
gf
i had a gf once
ask me anything
>>68168591
Good feel desu
>>68168604
Define once
'no'
>>68168604
How long did it take you to find out she was a he?
>>68168617
i raped and then murdered a bitch and left her in a ditch
i whispered in her ear as i slit her throat "you are my gf"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00IGiDuOyag
no
gf
>>68168637
S T R A Y A
>>68168424
I'm a big top gear fan but I'm not butthurt about these new guys. I just wish they'd act like themselves instead of trying to copy the previous 3 so much. You can tell Chris Evans is trying so hard to be Clarkson and Matt is just boring as a person. Sabine is alright though because she's actually a race car driver and isn't trying to copy anyone.
think i'd quite like ASMR videos but i'd feel like to much of a loser listening to them
maybe when i'm more of a loser and i'll listen to them
>>68168671
S A B I N E
A
B
I
N
E
MENTIONED
>>68168658
this shit is so fucking autistic
>>68168683
How about some bird reading the full time footy results?
Or commentating on classic matches.
I might be on to summat here lads.
>>68168696
i'd still feel like an utter loser though
am i that deprived of listening to real women speak or whisper that i'm pretending they're there right next to me?
so sad!
>>68168658
wood berry
>>68168696
>women commentating on football
Will probably infuriate most people.
>>68168742
Eh whaddya gonna do?
*swipes left*
>>68168742
it's alright lad, i hold on to my spare pillow sometimes when i've been dry for a while
>>68168742
>so sad!
>writing like donald trump
>>68168748
cheers lad
>>68168780
>exposing my gimmick
so sad!
>>68168693
W-what? I don't frequent /trans/ too much, did I fuck up?
ivory coast is really lowering the bar for african posters today
>>68168799
just ignore him he's a twat
>>68168604
Why is Ronaldo so sexy???
>>68168696
You know the crying lad on the 606 call in that was on about drinkey and all the boys? There were 2 or 3 girls that did their rendition of it, but I can't find the vocaroo links
>>68168799
>having 190kg reply to you
yeah you fucked up
>>68168742
Lol go on /soc/ female sexy talk and have a good laugh
http://www.xvideos.com/pornstars/rated
Updates on Bony to Swansea?
>>68168671
Evans' problem is he shouts too much
>>68168842
and what about bloody emile bloody heskey
his problem is he doesn't shoot enuff
>>68168829
dani daniels #1 desu. has that perfect thickness
>>68168822
God, women can't resist that easy attention.
>>68168870
agreed
>Irishman liking a woman with ass
lel
but yeah agreed
>>68168832
sharing a plane with Javi Martinez as we speak
>>68168824
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D4it8d0hJ1
what the fuck
>>68168813
>>68168823
top fukin kek i carried the existence of /trans/ on my back last year
and >for free
>>68168829
you can tell they're all sluts
>>68168885
Some guy from the 4CC asked them to do it in that thread on soc, but they only did after realizing it might be broadcast on the stream. Attentionwhores, all of them
>>68168900
agreed
>>68168920
kek
just got off the phone with Jai Paul
just shoved a pencil up my arse
kek drake's twitter got hacked and some autist is shilling his snapchat to 33M people
>>68168983
What's his # mate?
Might send him a cheeky Whatsapp
>>68168927
>they only did after realizing it might be broadcast on the stream.
Wew lad.
>>68168918
why carry it on your back when your belly is so huge
>>68168604
what did it feel like
>>68169000
that's funny?
>>68167737
Whats wrong with Birmingham?
>>68169000
i don't see any obscure tweets from him
>>68168903
I ain't listening to that shit f am
>>68168920
One of my favourite memes.
>>68169132
i can see her butthole
>>68169152
she's a pornstar m8
she could absorb a WMD in that so obv you're gonna see it
>>68169005
in all seriousness I did just enroll to Paul Institute and it has quite a culty vibe.
>>68169210
don't reply to me ever again
>>68169230
>or my son
>>68169230
filter me then
you're shit up /brit/ and now you're shitting up /trans/
like fuck i'd ever want a JF replying to me.
anybody checked out that p0rn hub community thing
these girls arent even pros and they are filming themselves
it's like youtube for sluts
>>68169273
>or my wife's son
>>68168376
>>68169287
i told you not to reply to me
http://datawrapper.dwcdn.net/kpRpT/1/
How are Spurs still this popular in Egypt?
>2016
>fat fuck walk towards camera man is still posting
wew
what a shit /trans/ day so far
>>68169324
fuck off cunt
Who the fuck is Real Madrid signing
>>68169290
You get all of that on motherless though
>>68169290
Please elaborate.
>>68169391
Joe Allen
>>68169393
yeah but they get paid if they get a lot of views like on youtube
Pretty sure I just tore my ACL getting out of bed
>>68169393
Sauce?
>>68169391
Ryan Shawcross
>>68169420
fuck off sturridge
>>68169391
>de gay
>>68169152
pls don't tell the mods
>>68169391
They are letting Kroos and James go apparently so expect a HUGE signing from them.
Something like Pogba or Verratti.
How is leeds united doing lads?
>>68169436
KEK
>>68169377
stop replying to me
>>68169230
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68169450
who?
>>68169450
its not 1994 anymore so terribly
>>68169436
>>68169464
samefaggotry
>>68169475
no
>>68169419
They should just do camshows and they'd make way more money from donations
Hello who are Spurs signing?
>>68168268
>>68168067
I know you're going to greentext the shit out of me, but it legitimately isn't. Not everyone feels the effects, and if you don't it seems kinda weird, so I understand the scepsis, but in some people whispering/clicking/tapping sounds/personal attention are triggers for a not yet understood phenomenon which is popularly known as "asmr" or "tingles". It's hard to describe, but it's a tingly sensation in your head which can run down all the way down your spine and instills a profound sense of calmness and wellbeing. I've had it from a young age and its really good. It's often used as a sleep or relaxation aid.
>>68169487
i told you not to reply to me
>>68169494
Wanyama and Janssen
>>68169488
>tfw the most popular camwhore on this website is currently in trouble over tax fraud because she didn't pay taxes on her pervbucks
sweet justice tbqh
How can you bear all that weight without feeling a ounce of shame? How can you expose a picture of yourself on 4chan knowing that half of what composes you is waste? How can a literal wasteman living in a shithole of a city can speak in such a condescending manner?
His tie is at the same level of his belt. His pants are baggy-ed up around the ankle, showing how bad tailored they are and that his waist contains so much fat that his straight cut pants looks ridiculous. His face is all bloated and red, his hairs are just all over the place and his overly serious look tries to convey some kind of distress felt by his subconscious.
how could everything go so wrong?
>>68169449
Since PSG need a superstar to replace Zlatan do you think they would go for James and change the formation to accommodate him?
>>68167778
>lose hummels and gundam
>buy injury prone benchwarmer from buyern for ~15mil
I can't believe this shit.
And that ungrateful cunt Mickey is now also seriously talking about leaving.
>>68169488
some of them get millions of views per video, i imagine it pays quite well
>>68169562
Who's the camwhore?
>>68169422
You get a lot of amateur porn on motherless. Some are OC some aren't but either way they're still good amateur porn.
2F80A0F
>>68169554
ok m8, i have life to attend to anyways
>>68169590
Miss Alice presumably.
imaging being this obsessed with porn
you lot are pathetic
>>68169562
You mean 4chan or pornhub?
>>68169613
I heard she was a slut
>>68169607
don't reply to me without your trip either, i can see which posts are yours from your IP address
>>68169480
>>68169486
Very well then ill go back to my cave where i listen to the spicegirls nonstop. >>68169487
>>68169635
proof????
>>68169613
correct
>>68169623
it's an addiction, don't mock us please
>>68169638
BIANCO
BIANCO
>>68169580
Blanc won't change anything, if James comes he will play in the 3 men midfield
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36456096
Jamie Vardy is keeping Arsenal and Leicester City waiting as he continues to ponder his club future.
The England striker, 29, was due to choose whether to remain with the Foxes or join the Gunners before flying out to France for Euro 2016 on Monday.
But he boarded the flight with the rest of the England squad without informing Arsenal of his decision.
Vardy is still expected to make a decision on Arsenal's reported £120,000-a-week offer on Monday.
Arsenal are believed to have offered in the region of £20m for Vardy to trigger the release clause in his contract.
The former Fleetwood Town forward only signed a new three-year contract, reported to be worth up to £80,000-a-week, with the Premier League champions in February.
Vardy joined Leicester from Fleetwood for £1m in 2012 and helped the Foxes to the Premier League title last season, scoring 24 goals.
>>68169642
yeah alri i wont then XD
cya all in 2 hours or so, got a girl to shag.
>>68169623
Your little cartoons aren't much better lad.
>>68169666
Sounds terrible desu.
>>68169662
>tfw don't get it
Daily reminder that if you wank to porn youre cuc king yourself and if you ever get with a girl you won't be able to get hard because youre used to the quick visual stimulation porn gives. Porn needs to be stopped, its really dangerous
>>68169749
It's true, my cousin died that way.
>>68169749
>he bought into the /pol/ propaganda meme
>>68169753
>warm as fuck country
>half of the lot have beards
>>68169753
>casillas the manlet
>wanking and being "addicted" (haha) to porn
>not wanking to your imagination
>>68169749
That might be the case if you have some serious porn addiction
>>68167865
makes it even funnier
>Rashford on school trip
>>68169749
unironically don't be a virgin then
>>68169783
Na its happened a lot to me
>>68169858
JUST
>>68169749
It was the opposite for me. Porn had built up so much anticipation and excitement that when I finally had my chance I finished in 2 minutes
>>68169877
You're probably just a homo desu.
>>68169877
you're probably retarded
>>68169864
unironically don't walk towards the camera then
>>68169912
""""Great"""" Britain, everybody.
>>68169864
Hey 190cm, why are you morbidly obese? I imagine someone at your height should really have to overindulge and be a pathetic slob in order to reach your level of grotesqueness. Does it run in your family? Or are you the shameful fat one?
>>68169877
You probably wanked too much before meeting the girl. Don't wank for like a week before you meet someone and have a wank on the morning before you meet her. Your testosterone levels will still be high by the time you meet her in the even though but the morning wank will stop you from blowing your load so quick.
>>68170017
Evening*
>>68169662
pls explain
Arsenil fans should get ready to off themselves.
>>68169912
Porn used to be hard to come by as a teenager before the internet. And now it's fucking everywhere, no wonder you kids are all messed up.
>>68170017
the art of tactical wanking innit
Who /brit/ here
>>68170110
>kids
>It's a late 20s poster acting like a wise old man epsiode
>>68170105
And you. Only you're thinking of what they look like without the little shorts.
>long day
>check twitter
>we've appointed Varys from Game of Thrones as a manager
sweet, least he's not a 'Head Coach' or whatever
>>68170139
Fuck off
>>68170200
another shitty, irrelevant, boring tripfag. christ
>>68170149
I think I'm old enough to say kids.
What's the lower limit?
Who not /brit/ here?
>>68170200
He'll do well for you I reckon. Think you'll be favourites for promotion despite your seemingly fuckwitted owners.
Anything cringier than urban dictionaries definition for names?
Mark Wright to Sunderland lads.
>>68170233
There honestly isn't. Who the fuck writes that shit, anyway?
>>68170231
tbqhf I thought we'd appoint another literal who but Slade is a decent English manager with actual football experience which is a nice change
If we can keep the few good players we had last season and make sure the key ones who spent the whole season injured like Kashi dont break their knees again I reckon we might get the playoffs
Im so happy Millwall and Gillingham didnt go up, this season will actually be interesting
perfect weather to wear a white linen shirt tbf
did arsenal chat shit?
When is a wank not tactical?
>>68170279
Yeah. I think Bradford and Millwall will be up there with you, possibly Bolton if they get their shit together. Bristol Rovers have a supposedly rich owner so I'm sure they'll be thereabouts as well.
>>68170332
when it's strategic
>>68170332
when it's not a part of a greater plan. when you're looking for a short pleasure
can we have a moment of silence for the 96 innocent men, women and children who died at hillsborough
thank you
thank you for respecting the 96, your minute's silence was well appreciated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuua8Rrz9Hs
thread song
>>68170443
I prefer the Girlz tbqh
would it be better to kill yourself before they can remember you or when they're old enough to understand you're not ignoring them
>be a british lad at home
>fancy a wank
>call up the ministerium for wanking privileges so i can watch some gentlemens erotica
>find a new JOI flick
>the bird is fit
>get out my knob
>start the vinegar strokes
>bird's a real slag
>tossing it furiously
>slags a real slapper
>7/10 would shag that
>suddenly someone's kicking my door
>it's the sharia police
>close tabs, pull up pants
>end up spunking in my pants
>look like a downright wanker
>open the door
>it's not the sharia police
>it's roy hudgson
>"Come on, la. The footy is starting."
>forgot i've got to play in the em
>vardy live is hard life
>>68170610
i laughed, good lad
heh
>>68170359
I don't know about you, but mine ain't short, bozo.
>>68170279
you just know the chalet will get rid of him after three months
https://youtu.be/4FhGSk5pFt0
Top lad that Kane. Drew a stick figure hahaha absolute madman
>>68170536
I ask myself this all the time. Which would hurt them the least?
>>68170666
>mine ain't short
a wank should take no more than 5 mins
>>68170845
my test levels are so low because I'm old and fat lad
>>68170666
if you edge too much your balls will disappear
>>68170870
Edge is my name, Sanic is my game.
>tfw got tinder dates with 4 different qts this week
I'm gonna be fuckin skint
>>68170922
Anglo degeneracy.
>>68170971
RING RING
>>68170922
How?
>another year of the saints rebuilding
why does it keep happening?
>>68170870
Can't understand edging voluntarily, the pain is immense and my cum turns to liquid and makes it really unsatisfying
>>68171048
small club in a small town with small ambitions
>>68170922
pics lad
>>68171048
still got Brees tho
Wow, vardy made his decision and i can't believe it!
>>68171314
I'm beginning to think nobody told Vardy about the transfer
Is are Vards staying at Leicester or not? What the fuck is taking so long?
Siegrist is moving to Vaduz. I honestly only just found out he was still at Villa.
>>68171387
the longer he waits the less he looks like a money grabbing cunt
>Hazard top goalscorer Euro 2016- 40/1
Everyone get your cheeky bet on NOW.
Why does he wear the cast?
> PSG have approached Riyad Mahrez, player not tempted, but he is interested in leaving Leicester City this summer
lol
> West Ham trying to get Vardy again
Someone tell them to stop. They're embarrassing themselves.
That's like Huddersfield trying to unironically sign Ibra
>>68171398
I've seen the news too iktf
>>68171398
>>68171637
She's not cute senpaitachi
>>68171540
new lads
>>68171536
KdB is more likely imo
Just had 3 beers and I'm off to work in 10 minutes lads. Who /drinksbeforework/?
she's just perfect. those rough and intimidating faces are my weak spot
>>68170105
Goat comedy show. All comedy shows seem to be GOAT when they end abruptly for one reason or another. IT Crowd stopped due to Hollywood shit for the two guys, but prob for the best.
>>68171718
I love her eyes, intense af.
Do you think the delay for Vardy is happening because he wants to know if Mahrez is going to Arsenal as well?
>>68171730
>All comedy shows seem to be GOAT when they end abruptly for one reason or another.
father ted was going to end anyway regardless of morgan dying
>>68171021
PUSSY, IT'S YOUR MUMMY ON THE PHONE
>>68171398
>>68171637
Austria represent
>>68171783
Mkhitaryan is their prime target according to #sources so that wouldn't be confirmed for a while
Why are there so many Austrian posters?
>>68171884
>listening to bait grime
how's life on the spectrum?
>>68171924
we out here
>>68171924
Reverse Anschlussing the thread.
>>68171858
I thought there was another couple of episodes planned?
>>68171892
Well, the only other reason I can think of is that Lester have made a very good offer for Vardy and he's talking to his gold digging wife about it.
>>68171949
From what I remember it was definitely going to be the last series, and then he died the day after filming wrapped up
>>68171924
I live for /trans/
>>68171569
He broke his foot once
>>68171949
>I thought there was another couple of episodes planned?
nope:
>The episode was always intended to be the last Father Ted; in the original script, the last scene was to be set at the "It's Still Great Being a Priest" conference with Father Kevin once again on the window ledge and once again Ted arrives on the ledge, except this time it is not to stop him from jumping but to join him, because he was depressed that the intended trip to America fell through and he would have to stay on Craggy Island forever. This ending was abandoned in favour of a montage of clips from all three series of the show, because Dermot Morgan died the day after filming on the series was concluded. In addition, the writers did not think that their original ending was very funny. It was recorded on 27 February 1998, the day before Morgan's passing.
>>68171927
Bad, thanks for asking.
>>68171924
I dunno. It's interesting though. /trans/ is best.
barcelona very close to signing umtiti from olympique lyonnais. Good source
>>68172037
o i am laffin
>>68172037
big step up that
>>68171996
Ah that's neat. I knew the ending was changed though.
>>68171965
Thanks anon.
>>68171783
It's being delayed so he can seem like it wasn't an easy decision to leave Leciester.
His Mrs already dropped the curtain on it.
>>68167867
This is literally the fakest shit I've ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L34d5OIslck
Why are they even filming him? He even leaves the door ajar waiting for them to come over and pull him out. You can almost hear them say "And action!"
I'm not a big believer in false flags usually, but Ukraine is full of so many battling factions (one of them being ultra-nationalists) that staging of shit like this wouldn't be surprising at all.
If there was a video this fake of an ultra-leftist being taken out, I'd be pretty suspicious too, ESPECIALLY if it came out of Ukraine.
Someone lend us a grand pls lads
Any updates on the Unai Emery to another club situation?
>>68172339
Papers here say he alred has a deal woth Milan tha will be official if they do get sold to the chinks. I dont believe he alredy agreed but i do think they will try to get him
>>68172480
>>68172339
isn't he also PSGs backup plan if they don't get simeone?
>>68172528
i heard that too, but have they sacked Blanc already?
>>68172589
why sack before you know the replacement?
>>68172618
If you are searching for a replacement it means you dont like your current one so i expect them to get rid of him
>it's an anon keeps posting in a dead /trans/ for half an hour before realising episode
>>68170390
>>96 WNE
what's the latest lads
mahrez or mkhitaryan?
>>68172913
Why is anon so dumb?
>>68172192
This whole situation is ripe for a false flag but I don't think that video is proof of it. He didn't close the door fully because he was probably shocked at the people running towards him. Pretty sure they always film shit like this, it's protocol
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36465016
>About 500 tickets for Euro 2016 matches have not been delivered to England fans because the Football Association failed to apply the right postage.
fucking KEK
>>68171093
>small ambitions
They have big ambition lad.
>>68173041
good. less annoying JFs
>lovely sunny weather
>everyone having BBQs, drinking, watching the sport
>the country united behind our brave lads
>yfw Muslims are banned from enjoying any of it
>>68173059
don't reply to the scousetralian
he's just out to rattle your chain
>>68173059
>They have big ambition lad.
I'm not seeing it.
>>68173076
KEK
wow cant believe its only monday
>>68173076
Honestly surprised how they put up with it. One month of every year is just written off as a month where you presumably feel like shit all day and can't function
>>68173076
pissed up paki barbequing some burgers here laddy
>>68173151
Monday evening tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQXqkiKXiHc
tbf gabi muruguza is quite cute
dont even care about her ass or something shes just very cute
>>68173385
good lad
>>68173185
https://youtu.be/DXXZ3J_QIGw listening to a classic right now
>>68173185
didn't know the original
cheers lad
>>68173507
>future
turbopleb detected
>>68171045
because I'm attractive and charming :^)
>>68171121
nah
>>68173557
pac, biggie, nas, the list goes on...
>>68173507
<3 based you
Future makes me wanna try codeine so bad.
>>68173547
Ye it's even better imo.
>>68173557
Ah yes true heads only listen to sonorism, stochasticism, lowercase or spectralism.
vardy when?
>>68173507
when can this 'try to sound like youre high while your rapping' meme die?
still better than grime but i dont need this slurred shit either
>>68173643
codeine is overrated. weakest opiate. lowercase and spectralism is cool though
>>68173718
listen to young thug then
https://youtu.be/bxJQd0LT3fo
yet again /sp/ shows it's utterly shit taste in music
can't believe I share a board with these plebs
>>68173718
Trap is to 2015 what dubstep was to 2010
>>68173762
do you have anything more aggressive? i wanna hear someone rapping about how theyre gonna beat the shit out of me or shoot me or murder me in some way
>>68173808
trap is reinventing dogmas about modern music though
>>68173803
ok senpai post me a banger then
>>68173803
post what you're listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu35wEQJDXI
Ricky Rouge (A Guy Called Gerald) - Strange Love [1993]
uh oh
>>68173803
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68173835
hahahaha what a faggish phrase
you seem a demented child in deep needs to me.
>>68173867
damn, modric is going to united too
>>68173803
YOU AND I
WE LIVE AND DIE
THE WORLDS STILL SPINNING ROUND
WE DON'T KNOW WHYYYYYYYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDsHS7cTZfg
Psychotropic - Only For The Headstrong
>>68170390
>be Liverpool fan
>turn up late to a FA Cup match
>be drunk
>be violent
>start CRUSHING people OUTSIDE the stadium
>start stealing and getting into fights
>THOUSANDS OF US vs a couple of dozen of grunt officers
>Match Commander "Shit, we can't control all these young, drunk, violent people who are crushing people between the official entries and the thousands of them behind, if only they had turned up ON FUCKING TIME..."
>"I know, let's let them in the back exit, they get in, nobody is crushed, the thefts drop and we don't have a riot asking for the LATE LIVERPOOL FANS, THE VERY SAME FANS WHO STABBED PEOPLE TO DEATH IN Belgium TO ENTER ORDERLY IN THE CORRECT ENTRANCE"
>[Le open door]
>"OK LA LETS GO GO IN AND GO INTO THE SMALLEST MOST CRAMPED AREAS OF THE STADIUM :^) WE WON'T GET CRUSHED LIKE WE WERE OUTSIDE! :^)"
>"OH NO LA! WE'RE BEING CRUSHED! FUCK THE POLICE REEE WE'RE THE VICTIMS! NO WE DIDN'T GET ALL OF UK BANNED FORM EUROPE! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YNWA!!!"
The stadium was illegally open ANYWAY. Blaming the police for these deaths is the same as blaming the toll keeper on a bridge that the bridge collapses when it's covered bumper to bumper with cars.
Fuck you, Livercunt fans. Always the fucking victims
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster.
You caused this yet you have the balls to claim you're the victims. 96 wasn't enough.
Ibra to Madrid
Can't wait for the drama between him and Ronaldo
>>68173920
very good post
>Anfield HQ Verified account
@AnfieldHQ
Héctor Herrera is close to liverpool move according to Fox Sports.
any good lads? or another meme player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6TdhDFAFMw
ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAaaaaaaaaaaahh
>>68173903
/fa/ as fuck
>>68173951
about as ugly as di maria, should fit in liverpool well
>>68173827
https://youtu.be/00qyT3coxD0
https://youtu.be/X_wFLktd2JA
https://youtu.be/r-Ut8vo7cI0 (french)
https://youtu.be/XNx5j1cwS4k
https://youtu.be/ocN815qYh8c
>>68173925
codeine is over the counter here (pure codeine pills or syrup) and honestly its quite shit. like I don't get the hype around lean, it tastes really bad and the high isn't worth it unless you drink like 400mg in a short amount of time. 150mg pills makes u feel good and noddin for a bit but that's it
>tfw dad teaching you to drive
>tfw you keep stalling it
>>68173951
>liverpool move
answered your own question
CALLERI
>>68173976
Wait until you drive a European rental and the clutch is on the opposite foot
>>68173973
thx pierre ill check them out
Trap is much better with out any rapping desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewGy8pUOT0g
>>68173973
>Kaaris
>good
>>68173678
At Leicester? When he gets back home in mid July senpai
>I'm white, middle class and I listen to rap/ grime
>>68174012
>DONT CROSS YOUR FUCKING ARMS WHEN YOU TURN THE WHEEL
>REMEMBER TO SHIFT DOWN A GEAR
>THE FUCKING HANDBRAKES STILL ON
dad pls
lads we finally have a good roadman footballer.
i've been waiting for this moment for a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UkcF7Z8Di0
>>68174055
Kaaris is actually one of the best writer in current french rap tbf. I really rate him. Or Noir was the french flockaveli, too bad he peaked then flopped with his new stuff (which is still nicely written but less hard)
>>68174035
this is too dank for me desu i feel faded just from watching the vid
>>68174099
>cat lover
fuccboi confirmed 5 seconds in
>passing GCSEs
cmon m8 hes practically white
>>68174099
>"who's tougher, a grizzly bear or a crocodile?"
>i dunno i haven't seen dem beef like dat
bruv
>>68172050
>umtiti
is he absolute shit or can he be useful?
>only one that gets banned
I love your obession, mod.
>>68173973
That sounds rather meh. I just want something chill that makes me happy.
>>68173920
Belter of a post.
>>68174035
no fuck off non rapped trap is bro tier
>>68174141
not good enough for barcelona. not good enough for villareal.
>>68174103
>je suis [insert ego trip]
>tu es [insert insult]
That's 90% of his writing so no.
>>68174170
lel fuck i love that shit. wish i knew french lel
>>68173976
Keep going anon, we were all 14 once
>>68174165
>not good enough for villareal.
That's wrong, he's a decent player.
>>68174141
He's a nice player but he's clearly not good enough for Barcelona. He's probably a bit better than Bartra though
>>68174099
>chamberlain rating shawshank
fucking pleb
>>68173903
beautiful just beautiful
>>68173920
wew
>>68174195
>learning to drive with 14
wew lad
>>68174170
are you crazy? He literally made a reference to Federico Fellini. Nekfeu might talk about Tolstoï and Jack London, but he's overall wank. I swear Kaaris is goat at what he does, aka horrorcore and ego trip. He never said he was conscious, he's just amazing at ego tripping.
>>68174200
>>68174165
better than bartra is good enough for his age, though he's probably older being born in cameroon
is he better than mathieu?
>>68174079
>crossing your arms
>having more than one hand on the wheel
m8...
>>68174249
Send me some Horrorcore and Ego tripping m8. im not really a rap guy but im gonna try it out.
>>68174229
with 14 what? hands? legs?
please specify what you meant.
>>68174264
on par I'd say. the other french anon might have another opinion though
>>68174294
listen to kaaris - or noir (album). The influence of this piece on french rap is really underrated
>>68174291
this
tell your fucking dad only pussies drive with more than 1 hand on the wheel and your m8s will laugh at you
>>68174311
Fingers
>>68174333
hmm i mean speaking english ones i cant understand french just list some artists who do the horrorcore thing well
>>68174294
>>68174353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4nWYGSoSoU
The whole album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi1D0MKWHU0
afro trap is where it's at m8s
>>68174249
Referencing shits doesn't make your writing much better m8 what the fuck are you talking about.
And I'm not talking about conscious shits, some rappers need to stop thinking that whining on a good prod makes them good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv7ffsjmIH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXW7oGVAPPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGtPnwyd-os&index=11&list=PLjPIFR3vu1Sn75nWbQB11WCK98Yl5g_-V
Here are some good writings, in three very different ways.
I'm not saying Kaaris is shit, just that it's nothing special.
wow there is a lot of shit music in here
>>68174375
fucking classic
>>68174353
I'm not into horrorcore that much tbf, but most dirty south/memphis things from the 90s who have really open lyrics about killing and sexuality could be qualified as horrorcore. just dig into that.
>>68174426
>shits on kaaris
>posts lucio bukowski and some lad from 1995
noooooooooooooo hahahahaah. still reppin lunatic tho. It's just that more classic rapping makes me bored, like I've outgrown it. I'm more into RAP DE MONGOL things now.
>>68174425
jog on
>>68174425
Not this fucking shit again.
I can understand MZ' or SCH' success but MHD?
Why?
Out for today. Goodnight, lads.
>>68174474
1995 is pretty boring overall but Areno's EP was GOAT.
>>68174477
literally a rehash of logobi. it's so shit but it just sticks in your head. this guy makes me so mad. sold out to M6 and Canal+ as soon as he could (and rightfully so)
what language should rap sound best in, like what accent lends itself to rap the best and if someone rapped at you in it youd shit yourself.
maybe german i guess
>>68167778
KILL ME
>>68174500
>going to bed at 10
You have Simpsons to watch <@;)
>>68174543
>mfw if he does well buyern just buy him back
>>68174477
Afro trap reminds me of baile funk or angolan kuduro. It's kind of stupid, but it has an attractive rawness and energy.
no gf
>>68174578
I'm just talking about MHD
>>68174564
they do this for fun
https://youtu.be/kDto4njvfTA bringing that krautrock heat haha
>>68174578
kuduro is amazing my man
A teacher in Liverpool decides to skip History and let the class go home early, what happens next?
96 students get expelled for not paying tuition
who /25withnojobandnofutureandstaysinroomallday/ here?
>>68174663
/here/ but 24
>>68174663
/here/ but 24
>>68174477
SCH is a product made from a to z in a laboratory by def jam france. He's fucking awful. MHD will disappear as quickly as he came, but at least you can have fun to his music
>>68174663
job here. trust me youre living the dream. hang on to it for as long as your parents allow
>>68174695
idk Champs Elysées is pretty cool...
>>68174663
>tfw no jo band
>That total disparity between the north west and the rest of England
Why is the North West so dominant in sports?
>>68174676
>>68174685
don't become me
>>68174701
nah not regular neet life senpai, it feels like I'm trapped in an open prison because I'm too afraid to leave my room or house or talk to people otherwise I throw up, still hide under my bedsheets if the door goes desu
>>68174615
yeah i didn't mean to disparage it. poor people are GOAT innovators.
>>68174768
>wanting to talk to normies when there is talking online
kek
just enjoy the euros with /sp/ and ignore everything else
>>68174754
players don't want to go to london, it's shite
the best players go to places like liverpool or manchester
>>68174794
government benefit wont last forever, yet I still can't get my act together, desu I'm probably never going to get a job due to no gcse's, nothing from college or uni and no job at all at 25, how the fuck would I explain that?
>>68174768
Neet can be goat if you try and go outside. I know how it feels though. I used to go to a lot of museums and galleries on my own a couple of months ago and I even though I was surrounded by people I felt lonelier than I did at home in my room.
>>68174829
I would just like to even go to the mcdonalds down the road without at least 2 days preparation and starving myself during the day, waiting till midnight and then still dry heaving on the way there, dunno if I could even handle going to places which would be public like that
>>68174811
>the best players go to places like liverpool
>>68174860
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>68174813
move abroad theyll give you a job just cos youre english
>>68174884
who knows senpai
>>68174886
>me
>even making it to the end of my street let alone to the airport
>>68174813
if you can't motivate yourself to get out and get a job, at least try to just do something. learn an instrument, read books and learn on literature, watch movies and learn about cinema. Just fill that void in your life by learning stuff. just keep in mind that no one is useless. Also i know that this is the hardest, but stop being this anxious.
>>68174860
go to the GP with someone and get some valium
>>68174754
The East Midlands literally has 4 teams spread over 3 counties.
NW has a bigger footballing community, not to mention a much bigger population. No shit they win more.
>>68174909
drowning his problems in benzos won't help him in the long term. He'll obviously abuse it and take some every day/regurlarly and turn into a slug
>>68174829
>Neet can be goat if you try and go outside
this
i'm coming to an end of my neetness but the late spring/early summer period has been really nice because the weather is good and i can go out during the day
i used to be afraid of people judging me for being unemployed but i dont give a shit now. would probably still be awful in winter though
who /sunburn/ here
>>68174860
Drink a few tinnies, I'm guessing you don't drink much so 1 or 2 should get you buzzed and make you a little more carefree
I have 4 or 5 before family gatherings
>>68174813
apply to do a uni access course.
i have gcse's but when i was at college i dropped out because i didn't know what i wanted to do in uni so i decided to leave and get a job instead, but now i know what i want to do and ill be doing one of the science access courses at my local college to get into uni next year. i'm 20 but it doesn't matter if you're older because uni's have people of all ages.
>>68174543
Perk up, Copa later.
>>68174984
worst girl
>>68174982
what you doing lad?
wish i had a good idea before i went to uni. i hated most of my course
>>68174939
at least he can start working on his issues rather than waiting to die
>>68174945
>i used to be afraid of people judging me for being unemployed but i dont give a shit now
Whilst I don't think NEEThood is entirely the answer, I really wouldn't concern myself with the opinion of your average '9 to 5, party on the weekend, repeat it all again' zombie.
>>68175059
>turning into a lazy piece of shit with even bigger mental problems
>working on his issues
benzos are death mate
>>68175069
it's not really that, those types are at work anyway
Update on Joe Allen to Swansea?
>>68175058
what course did you do?
hopefully accounting and finance
>It's another /trans/ devolves into a NEET/unilad suicide watch episode
>>68175157
someone post panda pops
>>68175157
I am sorry for starting it, I stopped posting when I realised what I had done
>>68175042
Please don't interrupt my conversation for your terrible opinion.
fucking pathetic 2bh.
should take this shit to /brit/feel
>>68175157
m8 what else can we talk about there are no transfers
>>68175198
true /brit/ is dead m8
>>68174811
>players don't want to go to london
>>68175216
>m8 what else can we talk about there are no transfers
go join an internet relay chat or reddit then, i came to this general for transfers and only see manchildren telling everyone they have no gf.
>>68175236
>falling for obvious troll
>>68175216
There'll be some new stuff in a little under 20 minutes.
>>68175103
I know what you mean. just saying that if you can resist the temptation to sit on your arse popping benzos all day to get high, as hard as that is, they can be life saver
enough offtopic blog shit lads i dont wanna have to get le does it for free man in here
>>68175247
>manchildren telling everyone they have no gf.
How's your gf m8? She get her Eleven Plus results yet?
So who's going to post the picture? Don't make me have to look for it.
>>68175294
>How's your gf m8? She get her Eleven Plus results yet?
shit banter
who is that underrated player you want your team to sign but know they wont?
why don't barca buy stones? they never had really great defender and stones is good with the ball. thats what they need
>>68175270
yeah benzos as last resort stuff is great. but knowing he can't even leave his home obviously he's going to abuse them as soon as he feels too shit
ate 14 fish fingers for din dins lads
>>68175315
Lionel Messi
>>68175216
That's a terrible quality image.
trans? more like poor bants!!!!!
Bruno Alves leaving Fenerbahce probanly means Agger going there?
Agger-Kjær central D#
Kjær moving on the Barca or Real Madrid next season probably
>>68175340
because they want like 50m for him and hes shite
>>68175341
fat bastard
>>68175342
shit banter
>>68175340
>they never had really great defender
>>68175363
kjaer has had his chance at a top team i think. will be lucky to get another. would be cool to see them both together though
>>68175392
Wolfsburg was a disaster under Magath that season if that's what you mean. Roma was just a loan and didn't go too badly I think.
He was one of the best defenders in Ligue 1 and had a great season after a bad first few games for Fener
>>68175366
he was really charismatic but tbf I don't really rate him highly. Still was a great one though
>>68175435
i miss magath desu. want him back in the EPL seemed like an absolute madman
>>68175365
>fat bastard
nah i'm ripped lad, i just love fish fingers desu, don't even feel the first 8 or 9.
>>68175365
>underrated
messi is the literal GOAT he is a god at football and people still rate him with Pele and Maradona, top kek
>moving to Swansea
whilst I'm sure he would, he is a one club man.
so fuck off mate my post is relevant to the question
Question 1. For £500,000, would you get gang-banged by an entire EPL squad?
Question 2. If so, which EPL squad do you choose?
>>68175454
>magath will never be your dad
thank god
>>68174754
Greedy mercs go to London, therefore the North West gets players that actually care about winning.
>>68175122
Fuck off.
>>68175462
yes and which ever is the blackest
>>68175409
kek
>>68175441
should just sign another defensive midfielder and put him at CB like mascherano, only not a manlet this time
>>68175462
hmm probably not. maybe one player but hes gotta be asian. 30 seconds of pain for never having to work again
id pick everton because theyre used to fucking up my life as it is
brit? more like shit!!!!!
>>68175351
exactly
>>68175492
Swansea then?
>>68175454
what amazes me about him is that germans say he has always been a mentalist yet he has had a pretty long career in management at top clubs
>>68167778
lol
>>68175502
>for never having to work again
>thinking you can live a lifetime on £500k
>>68175462
Yes, Arsenal
>>68175462
Poleaboo would without a doubt. He'd choose City of course, Poleaboo would be honored to give his sissy self to those lads who bleed blue.
>>68175482
no need to be racist senpai
>>68175462
I'd pick Arsenal. At least most of them are good looking no homo
>>68175517
dont post that disgusting image again
>>68175506
>shit!!!!
it's "hit"
>>68175512
because he brings german kryptonite. he has personality passion and heart, and the germans dont know how to handle that. same reason klopp did well there.
>>68175523
>he's still here
>>68175532
>>68175520
id just move to some shithole like bulgaria or scotland and buy a mansion for 5k.
>>68175531
i thought about that but then i realised you'd have chamberlain chatting bollocks through the whole thing while not really getting involved
i'd go with liverpool
>>68175554
thank you
>>68175462
Not for £500k, I have £500k myself anyway. For £500,000,000? Sure.
I'd pick Arsenal cause Giroud is sexyish. I'd pretend it was him all the time.
>>68175597
how do you have 500k? you some kind of ceo?
>>68175520
You can, easily. Interest a lone would be a fair amount. Investing it in things like ISA's, Premium Bonds and buying a multi-bedroom house and renting each room out, you could do it.
https://twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi/status/739908610692644868
Leicester have made a bid of 10M euro for Nampalys Mendy. Signals a probable switch to a 433 next year.
do you think any would be worthwhile signings? Some of the quality ones include: Chancel Mbemba, Florian Thauvin, Georginio Wijnaldum, Moussa Sissoko, Ayoze Perez, Nathan Redmond, Jores Okore, Jordan Amavi, Adama Traore, and Jack Grealish.
>>68175604
Nah. Rich parents. It'll be even more when they die, assuming my dad doesn't leave it to somebody else, which is likely.
>>68175621
were linked with him last year before kante signed too
>>68175621
m8 thats the kante replacement hes off to pee ess gee innit
>>68175633
>thauvin
>grealish
interesting definition of quality there mate
>>68175621
>5 ft 6
Do they ever learn? Lester getting relegated this year, nailed on.
>>68175621
pretty good lad.
>>68175633
Mbemba
Wijnaldum
Perez
Sissoko
Okore
Amavi
Adama
Gueye
Veretout
are good signings
>>68175633
>the city of jack grealish's career
he literally lost every game he played in this season. and the year before that he was like dubbed the white modric
what happened
>>68175670
grealish will be at a cl club in a few years
>>68175683
>the impoverished hovel of jonjo shelveys career
brenny killed it desu
>>68175689
bruh.
>>68175633
how did newcastle go down with players like that? the only shit newcastle player there is thauvin
cant believe the dumb geordies thought rafa was good lmao
>>68175683
he plays for villa
remi garde also didn't like him for some reason
should have never sacked tim
>>68175689
>celtic
could see it happening 2bh
>>68175633
Wijnaldum usually performs pretty well
Could be a good signing for a mid table club I reckon
>>68175689
I don't see Rotherham making it to the CL anytime soon 2bh
Anyone cant be arsed to hold their dick when they go for a piss and just let it hang and the piss decide its own destiny?
>>68175701
ill miss voldemort. wonder if he will ever make it back to the PL
>>68175710
>how did newcastle go down with players like that?
schteevie mac
>>68175683
Januzaj Syndrome
It's easy to look like you're a diamond in the rough with loads of potential when no opponent knows your game, or bothers to shut you down because they assume that the big-name players around you are more important. Even worse, you'll end up looking like the next Messi when you're playing with utter shite who constantly feed you the ball because there's no one else in the team who can pass, dribble or cross.
When opponents actually started challenging him, it became clear that he wasn't actually that good at all, he was just very selfish with the ball.
>>68175767
>blaming a manager they got rid of and not the guy who had them a point off safety and then failing to survive
>>68175764
>not sitting down to piss
Enjoy smelling like urine because you didn't even notice that you sprayed all over your boxers.
>>68175633
Amavi is decent
Perez decent
Wijaldum inconsistent
Redmon same
Rest can fuck off
>>68167838
Nothing compared to 100 mil transfer budget
>>68175778
>rafa is completely to blame for newcastle's relegation
>not the guy who managed to be worse than pardew in a shorter space of time
sure m8 whatever you say
>>68175635
Can u lend me a quid for the bus m8?
>>68175764
yeah, normally i read a book or my phone or something
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>>68175773
>mfw he came up here for a night out and someone heemed him and put pics of it online.
they asked him why he did it and he said his haircut lel
poor lad
>>68175803
>dumb geordie detected
>>68175837
did he really get heemed? thought he was just blackout drunk
Yfw Hernandez, RVP, Nani, Evra, Rafael, di Maria, Kagawa, Welbeck are all in the CL next season while United aren't
>getting slept because of your haircut
why are brits so mean
>>68175935
yet none of them will ever win it
>>68175943
tbf it was a really fucking gay haircut
>>68175965
Di Maria has...
>>68175943
its a tough world up north senpai. you look like a pussy you get treat like one.
umtiti to barcelona is done, not official
>>68175986
i meant since moving you gayboy
>>68175315
Biglia
>>68175965
just like United post Fergie
>>68175984
idk looks like that short sides & back + long top everyone has
>>68175315
Idrissa Gueye
Fekir
Vardy
>>68176040
it's what faggots have, guess what happens to them?
>>68175935
aren't fenerbahce banned from europe
or was that years ago
>>68176040
maybe its normal in france but in england you cant get away with stuff like this unless youre out of 1 direction
>>68176095
oh yeah thats pretty bad. I still don't thnk that's a good reason to get heemed
>>68176160
theres no good reason. i mean im sure part of it was hes famous and you get fame for heeming a famous person but he blamed the hair cos you cant say that
>>68175315
Kovacic
new bread w h e n
>>68176235
Only top 4 clubs could afford him, Halal would demand a lot.
>>68176352
Well actually most clubs could spunk that money because of the TV deal but you know what I meant.
>>68176095
>you cant get away with stuff
I see at least one fag with that haircut at 5 a side every week
>>68176425
And you don't take the piss? Low-test people are weird.
>>68176287
no point, won't be any activity overnight.
>>68176425
You must be a Southerner.
>>68176459
They get a good kicking
Especially since they're always the type who ballhog and try tricks
>>68169570
I don't know man, but I'm sure of something, I'd rather be my 175cm tall than be 190cm and look like that.
united have apparently approached chelsea for matic
>>68177288
Well, it works, a non-Europa League team going to a Europa League team. A great step up desu.
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