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Previous thread: >>68152342
News:
>Caraway wants title shot
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/5/11825106/bryan-caraway-turns-down-cody-garbrandt-wants-title-shot-after
>Lesnar's opponent to be announced on ESPN tomorrow
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/5/11861508/ufc-200-brock-lensar-opponent-to-be-announced-on-monday-june-6-mma
>Don Frye to be inducted into 2016 UFC Hall of Fame
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/5/11860184/don-frye-to-be-inducted-into-2016-ufc-hall-of-fame
SCHAUB
>losing to Michael Bisping
Rate Rockhold's ability to take punches to the chin/10
Top 5 for "You're suspended shut the fuck up"
>Wake up, Michael. It's all over.
>>68163333
Checked
how long would it take you to knock callen unconscious
>>68163340
lmao fucking saved.
When he walked in wearing a singlet with a beer in hand I knew the presser was gonna be great.
>>68163333
3333 backwards is EEEE. Evil starts with 4. The Chris has been cursed with evil quads of misfortune. Everyone knows that.Cursed Chris. Bisping confirmed for destroying Chris in their fight.
>>68163363
meant for
>>68163336
>>68163355
the beauty of it is how the shot to the solar plexus turns luke back to meet the left
>>68163342
He would KO you
>>68163342
>Go to Callen's stand up show
>Heckle him from the back
>ROGAN'S BITCH
>PODCAST FAGGOT
>FIRST FOR SCHAUB
>He hops off stage
>Pulls Alpha Brain out of his pocket
>Pops it
>Forearms bulge like Popeye
>Gets in a wide stance
>Spinning wheel kick
>I get heem'd
>Rogan pops up
>"Callen that form is fucking terrible"
>Schaub pops up
>"For sure dude"
>"Buy my shirts"
>>68163379
in a fight even a blind person would see this coming
>>68163333
confirmed
>>68163355
>the foot trap
>The dumb fuck turning his back on a charging opponent after getting rocked
>getting slept by the NATTY GOAT
>The entire Himalayas worth of salt post fight and at the presser.
pottery
>>68163399
>a blind person would see this
impossible
>look up Michael on IMDB
>Twin Peaks
What the fuck? Is he the next Vinnie Jones?
>>68163399
>i can see it coming so i can dodge it
>>68163426
Who will be next to delete RDA's chin?
>>68163426
>hitting a spinning meme kick on a dummy is the same as landing it in a fight
>>68163422
Believe you me Cooper
>>68163439
spinning kicks land all the time laddie, keep it up and i'll toss a cheeky meme kick on ur glass chin m8
>>68163441
Fuck your coffee buddeh
>>68163454
Robbie won all 5 rounds
>>68163422
I always thought Bisping would make a good Bond villain, I hope his acting career is successful
>>68163463
Robbie lost two of his last three fights, this is objective fact and cannot be disputed by anyone
>>68163465
>drunk cross eyed man bond villain
I just realized that Bisping is tied for most wins in history at 19 with GSP that's fucking impressive.
>>68163479
manc*
>>68163475
Robbie objectively hasn't lost a round since Strikeforce
>>68163479
He's got a good look for it. Maybe just as a goon though
>>68163489
no one escapes big john
>>68163489
>>68163501
>Sleep tight, Mikey.
Legit want Bisping's daughter to talk really dirty shit to me while I fuck her.
>>68163422
Found Bisping's showreel lololol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDtpEFRk0-g
>>68163501
BJM would clean out the ref division, Herb, Beltran, all of those chumps would get wrestlefucked
>>68163422
>A vision I had in my sleep last night — as distinguished from a dream which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain stream — the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within — this gleaming radiant marble. I had known this place. I had in fact been born and raised there. This was my first return, a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being. Wandering about, I was happy that the house had been immaculately maintained. There had been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way it blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My son was standing there. He was happy and care-free, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced — a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were in this moment one. My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision; it was of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best, always.
>>SOUNDS LIKE THE WORST SELF-HELP BOOK YOU'VE EVER READ. CONCEIVE. BELIEVE. ACHIEVE. SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>68163537
>Thinking he has a chance against BASED Marc Goddard.
kek
Who was saltier?
>>68163436
unironically eddie
>>68163556
RockSalt without a shadow of a doubt. He was fucking SEETHING. Re-watching the presser now.
>>68163552
Is that a quote from The Great Gatsby or something?
>>68163566
Twin Peaks you goof
>>68163556
johnny hendricks after losing to gsp
>>68163531
fucking lmao
>>68163575
Wut r u laffin' at budeh
>>68163575
you have a giggle mate?
>"I'll touch you in a second muvva fucka"
>>68163584
Torrenting this right now. Will give in depth review w/ webms.
>Bisping's daughter is only 13
>>68163674
>Rogan's daughter is almost 17
>>68163652
Based, thank you.
>>68163674
next year she'll be ready
>>68163674
Good to go.
>>68163574
>"""""losing"""""
>>68163515
i want to watch her press out a massive 22 inch turd.
just lay a big fucking hulking turd.
>>68163293
Hendo is the absolute madman
>>68163674
Imagine how bad The Count would pummel all of you pervs for creeping. He'd give you the bants too.
btw, check this out /heem/
Hendo vs JJ?
Hendo vs Cuckhold?
What are you guys up to?
>>68163479
Just throw an eye patch on him. All good.
>fuckin' faggot took me eye
>>68163741
>NICK SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68163735
Do you just hate Hendo? His record in the past 5 years is spottier than period panties. I hope he retires or fights some other old fuck like Wandy in a Russian org for a monstrous check.
>>68163741
that's a weird stoppage
feel like he let it go on so long at that point might as well just let it keep going
>>68163705
yeh no shit
>>68163766
Nate tapped the canvas tho
>>68163293
ARTEM
>>68163740
Punished Bisping
>>68163766
>let it go on so long at that point might as well just let it keep going
Ah yes, the Lombard/Magny special
>13 years old
>>68163705
yeah, he lost
watch it with the sound off - unless you're on eof those wwe kids who'll post a pic of gsp after the fight and think the marks on his face mean he lost the fight. he looked like shit after every fight, just like BJ looked untouched no matter how the fight went (until his last few, that is)
>>68163835
gsp definitely lost
>>68163556
to be fair conor wasnt even salty
>tfw you want to bang and he lets you bang bro
Schaub-Bisping's daughter powercouple when
#Browned
>>68163835
>that post
>that flag
>>68163820
Disgusting steroid hues, the natty goat would heem them all today
what a fucking snake in the grass this guy
>>68163849
simmer down, dana.
What went wrong?
>>68163850
He waited until social media so Nate wouldn't beat him up again
>helwani fags
>>68163880
Based Robin Black, Ariel Helwani on suicide watch
>>68163897
Don't worry m8, /heem/ is a safespace
>>68163883
Leafyishere is about to make a reaction video for durian. He's already made one for Vegan Gains and Durian's girlfriend.
>>68163912
kek, durian will tear him a new one, leafy is such a dumb cunt
>>68163888
There are rules in MMA that prevented Nelson from finishing the job everyone has wanted to do
What went wrong lads?
>>68163934
Reminder that Ben Rothwell is a proven disgusting steroid cheater
HEIL SCHAUB
>>68163934
it's a picture of some fat guy beating up a can
What went wrong?
>>68163934
>fat
>ugly
>cheater
>mandrama fan
>lives in wisconsin
i'd rather be schaub t.bh
>>68163889
yes yes, i meant at the post fight. he wasnt no Leuk Rocksalt.
>>68163979
He decided dating fat, suicidal non-champ Ronda was a good idea. Now he's trapped
What went right?
>>68163900
kex. i dislike helwani as much as the next lad but the ex addict rockstar 40 year old once mma fighter turned talent show judge makes me cringe more.
>>68163880
Has Reddit disowned Robin "Throw the Jew down the well" Black yet?
Why did he fail so consistently? Was it autism?
>>68163998
holy fuckk if i was the guy takin the pic id shit my pants
>>68164017
robbery
>>68164013
SCHAUB gets paid MILLIONS to sell TSHIRTS while you get BRAIN DAMAGE for FREE REEBOK PUMPS
>>68164035
Schaub is deeply unhappy, and it shows.
>>68164017
yes
>>68164017
He unironically won that fight
So I was checking out the spicy bangers list, weird there's only been 52 spicy bangers in the whole history of mma.
>>68163880
He's literally a paid zuffa shill
>>68164041
sure..... whatever helps you sleep at night friend
>>68164041
SCHAUB = GOD
Your lack of Take Down Defence is disturbing.
http://www.break.com/video/cop-body-slams-teenager-3025994
>>68164041
>Schaub is deeply
Does anyone else remember the few podcasts after Schaub got BTFO how he was talking about how he is still gonna fight and how lame just selling t shirts would be? Also when his comments on the reebok deal got blown up he's like "i just want all this to go away, the reebok deal is probably fine with other fighters, i don't know the whole story"
>>68164041
Well he is raising his son. But more importantly his wife's son. I heard she had a kid prior to meeting her.
>>68164060
Nice to know you listen to Schaubcasts
>KO Power
>Excellent top tier boxing
>Impeccable takedown defense
>Able to fight 100 percent every round
>Iron Chin
Give me one good reason why hes not the GOAT
>>68164060
As shit a fighter as he was, if he returned to fighting he'd unironically be a huge draw at this point. With the post-USADA landscape he might actually be able to compete with the top 5 too.
>>68164060
>he listens to every episode of TFATK
>he makes anti-schaub posts on an Irish potato-farming forum
>>68164066
those were rogancasts, i only started to hate schaub when he started pretending he was some revolutionary protester to the reebok deal even though he was acting like a total pussy about speaking out until he got paid
LEFT
HOOK
LARRY
30th schaub related post this thread
>>68164057
Yes butnhes surrounded by his Bros there. But more importantly men. He's a classic closet case. The jewelry, cars,blow job jitsu. His flamboyant hair styles, especially when he dyed it. He's miserable because he doesn't want to be there. Him and Tebow are close. A little too close.
>>68164097
He looks pretty boss with that hair
>>68164087
Schaub is an alpha, look at how he commands the room next to the beta Cowboy Cerrone who is trying to shill Reebok for a few extra shekels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IboweiOalDM
>>68164060
yes. except here you will be made fun of.
>>68164098
glad to know I'm not the only one that thought this
tebow is a classic closet case as well
hmmmmmmmmm
interesting
>>68164097
>>68164106
Looks like Merv Hughes lol.
>tfw /schaub/ general
>>68163563
spain being retarded again
Has anyone ever tweeted Schaub about /heem/?
>>68164098
kwek
>People think Schaub would be a draw because he does a podcast
First for Callen btw
>>68164143
10 million downloads a month.
Schaub would sell out a football stadium
>>68163319
>Getting heem so bad, you turn into Kevin Costner
Putting a cheeky fifty on Schaub comparing himself to Andy Dufresne tomorrow during TFATK
>>68164143
>>68164150
10 mill downloads monthly is the hottest of hot property.
He's selling out venues just to do TFATK live talks. He'd definitely be a draw.
>>68164112
lol what the fuck was up with that, i wonder how much cowboy got paid to read off those talking points, its too bad schaub is too stupid to make a good argument
>>68164163
>10 million a month
>Spread over a dozen podcasts
>They're free
He will never get that Reebok money lads
>>68164153
>"I wasn't out!"
>"Trust me, you were out."
>>68164156
I'll take the action
>>68164179
Does anyone have that Ronaldo poker pic? One of my favourite CR7s I've seen.
>>68164175
Just because a podcast is free doesn't mean it's not monetized goof. He's got more money than a shitty Reebok deal could ever make him.
>You will never see Schaub flailing and unconscious ever again.
>>68164179
Those pleb tier chips trigger me hard.
>>68164190
>Sponsored by Onnit
Wew, gotta get those Onnit bux
Friendly reminder that """great""" britain still has 0(ZERO) world champions while Ireland has 2.
>>68164184
>Nice time to have my favorite hand
>>68164077
kek
bisping really posterized ol' luke
>>68164203
>sponsors
>merch
>paid appearances
>net worth of 3 million and only going up
wew lad you really are a thick one
>>68164048
oh really ? i thought he had some shitty show on fight network.
Serious question: Who listens to TFATK? They sound like goofy local DJs on a morning show.
>>68164211
fuck it's just too good.
what a treasure he is
>>68164222
It's a really fun little podcast. Schaub and Callen have unbelievable chemistry.
>>68164222
That's pretty much what modern light entertainment podcasts are - the so-called podcast renaissance is just the consumer base who used to listen to local and satellite radio getting their fix from podcasts now.
>>68164237
Listening to it right now. They sound like they're trying way too hard.
>>68164239
I listen to several podcasts weekly. None of them are as shit as JRE or TFATK
>>68164222
Im a business major so i listen to hear a literal god of industry (Schaub) give tips on how to sell t shirts and the pitfalls of being #RichAsShit
>>68164242
>JRE
>shit
>>68163355
In a thousand years I never would've guessed Michael Bisping would 1. be a legit UFC champion and 2. Deliver one of the most satisfying KOs in UFC history.
And he did them at the same time.
>>68164242
Oh believe you me, I'm just saying how it is. And it is what it is. Believe you me.
>>68164255
It's literally 4 hours of bullshit. Unless you drive a truck for a living, there is absolutely no reason to spend that much of your life listening to stoner philosophers talk about dumbshit every week.
>>68164268
>dumbshit
>>68164268
I never tune in live I just look for good clips but his Graham Hancock & Randall Carlson episode specifically was great from start to finish and I watched the whole thing. I think when there are guests that can talk well and Joe only moderates adn reacts to the discussion instead of being a participant are the best ones.
Should we do an ad-hoc survey of /heem/?
>what podcasts do you listen to
>who are your top 5 favourite fighters
>who's the best fight analyst in the game
>5 minutes into TFATK
>They're already talking about how successful they are
>>68164255
i generally hate jre unless its about mma or bjj. i dont see how this is reddit behaviour ?
>>68164279
yes
reminder that too much T turns into E so stay off the gas and carb the fuck up
>>68164279
1) Heavy Hands & Co-Main Event
2) Sanchez, Hendo, DJ, Rory, Cruz
3) Brian Stann
Oh god what happens with they Knight Micheal Bisping.
Will Buffer introduce him as Ser Micheal Bisping?
Is the sport big enough for Bisping to get Knighted anyway?
>>68164279
Regularly?
JRE
Heavy Hands
Radiolab
Super Best Friends Cast
>68164318
He lives in California m8. US citizen.
>>68164279
dr karl science hour
jbj, dc, cruz, pre nate conor
dc
>>68164325
Wouldn't it just be MMA related pods?
>>68164279
> sometimes luke thomas/mmabeat/helwani
>kebab, conair, wundaboi, edgar, cruz
> perhaps Slack ?
>>68164318
Who was the last British boxer to get knighted?
>>68164318
>>68164327
He'd have a dual citizenship no? I'm not clear but don't get English people get dual passports/citizenship or do they have to give it up for US citizenship?
Would be based if Sir Left Hook Larry could pull it off.
>>68164268
>he hasn't had his mind expanded by the graham hancock JREs
which boxing countries have yet to move onto mma
>>68164327
>>68164340
Is there a law behind knighting people who live in other countries? I dont think they would care
Any Brit Bros out there confirm?
>>68164279
JRE, TFaTK
McGregor, Stephens, Lineker, MM, Lawler
Cruz
>>68164077
>Eyepoking
Typical brit
>>68164339
Sir Henry Cooper, the only boxer to have been knighted.
Why does the UFC have such shit taste in music? Can they seriously not hire somebody to tell them that rap metal is dead?
>>68164051
she looks so chink but yet shes a mexicant
>>68164348
Mexico
>>68164350
Surely you can be knighted if you live withing the Commonwealth right? I know of AUS/NZ people given a knighthood but Bongs could probably clarify.
>>68164334
>dc
>no pride fighters
Do you think Rockhold would've been as cocky and sloppy against Weidman?
you now remember when mcgregor got exposed for being on the gas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55GsaoCtud0
Did you guys sign the petition for Ariel?
>https://www.change.org/p/mma-fans-around-the-world-lift-ariel-helwani-s-ban-from-ufc-events
>There will never be an event spicier than UFC199 ever again
I really wanted Breese to win because I had counted out Bisping already. I never saw that coming. He's always been a boy but I was worried about this fight, a short notice title fight, figured he'd lose and never get another title shot. But he fucking did it bois, based Bisbong, Natty Goat and slayer of hues, UFC Middleweight champion of the world.
>0 champs
>0 champs
>0 champs
>>68164388
Who cares, its clear Rockhold and Weidman are not the same since USADA stepped in.
Bisping torches them both with ease
>>68164279
HOPWAG, Hardcore History
Romac, Weidman, Machida, GSP, Machida
Jack Slack
>>68164403
Whoops, forgot Machida
>>68164403
>jack slack
>>68164403
>pic related
>pic related
>pic related
>>68164393
Only way that could have been better is it Nate had have said something about Connor being so angry the red mist/roid rage is taking over.
EXPOSED
>>68164397
When Luke said he was going to box with Bisping, my hopes skyrocketed. And the dreams came true. What a night.
And holy fuck, Dariush vs Vick? What a beautiful mauling. Dariush is back on track baby!
>>68164388
He was just as sloppy against Weidman. It's just that both Weidman and Rockhold have been USADA'd.
Is there a bigger cunt than this? http://thedamienzone.com/2014/09/09/identity-of-baseball-stealing-woman-revealed/
Who's gonna pull out from 200 ?
>>68164444
WE GOT QUAD 4's HERE PEOPLE
>>68164451
>expecting women to not be cunts
>>68164279
Jre, tfatk, mmahour
DJ, Jones, nugget, wonderboy and gay jesus
Bjjscout, slack and firas
>>68164451
I'd shitstomp that turd muncher.
>>68164318
Bisping barely made any waves in the news. A footnote on BBC Sport for the morning, it was buried by lunch. It wasn't on Sky Sports at all. It was on the Guardian for a little bit, but it was replaced by a hit piece calling him out for calling Rockhold a faggot. It's a very badly researched piece too.
There's no knighthood, barely anyone will even know, it's shameful really.
>>68164436
>And holy fuck, Dariush vs Vick?
>And holy fuck, literally every fight
It was such a fucking good card. I'm depressed that it's over
>>68163397
>>FIRST FOR SCHAUB
If someone posted a video of them doing this at a Callen show I'd give them money.
>>68164451
>All the other women averting their gaze from her as they cringe internally
Fuckin' can I speak to your manager haircut lookin ass. Life gonna give her a fucking beating now for sure.
>>68164279
>>what podcasts do you listen to
>implying
>>who are your top 5 favourite fighters
Of all time?
1. Royce Gracie
2. Mark Hunt
3. Dan Henderson
4. Dominick Cruz
5. Conor McGregor
>>who's the best fight analyst in the game
[spoiler]Jack Slack[/spoiler]
>>68163422
Bisbong is going to cuck me and bang my waifu on a TV show.
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/Luke_Rockhold_Corner_Audio_UFC_199/10131472
>use the jab
>there you go!
>FUCK!!!!
>>68163426
Jeremy Stephens vs Chad Mendes when?
I don't want to see Chadlet get JUSTed but I think it'd be spicy.
>>68164348
Britbongs are really into boxing aren't they? How big is McGregor in England? Is he raising awareness of UFC in any way?
>>68164451
>she's canadian
of course, fucking worst baseball fans in the world
>>68164477
>Fuckin' can I speak to your manager haircut lookin ass
>>68163674
>grass on the field
>>68164451
I can hardly believe those quotes are real. What an absolute fucking cunt. Also:
>child psychologist
Jesus.
>>68164279
>bits of JRE, MMA hour sometimes
>Lawler, Sakuraba, DJ, GSP, Sanchez
>Hardy, Firas
>2 weeks until rory heems wundermeme
It's times like this when I wish stasis pods existed already.
>>68164444
He didn't really box on the initiative though. Counter right hooks and straight lefts, but when moving forward he stuck to his kicks, which couldn't be countered as easily.
Let's not forget, Luke's habit of putting his lead leg inside against orthodox fighters has got him into trouble before, Weidman's first takedown was because of an overly eager check hook attempt. It does give him extra pop on the hook and allows him to turn a hook into a trip (done against Machedda and Weidman), but it's certainly defensively risky imho.
Lead leg inside on a stepping jab though? To me, that's taking on a lot of risk for not a huge amount of extra reward. Against a striker you open up both the low right angle (imagine from Bisping's waist to Luke's face) and the high left angle (over the shoulder into the face), and against a wrestler/grappler you're almost giving up your back right then and there. Both of these openings made all the worse by pulling back out of the pocket in a straight line. If Luke had perhaps pivoted off his lead foot post jab into a heavy left hook, or ducked down into a takedown attempt or just cut a hot exit angle going the same direction as the jab while framing off Bisping (Holly did this a tonne off Ronda), then maybe it would be sound?
Would you agree? Sage bless.
>>68164222
It was a fun show back when Schaub was fighting. Basically a Fight Companion Lite.
Then Schaub retired and the podcast became a one giant sales pitch to their t-shirts and live shows with a few other plugs sprinkled in.
>>68164496
no hespect for bizbings boxing, that KO could have easily come sooner
>>68164483
Royce a shit
There's a Rory fight from 2006 on Fight Pass. Why did nobody tell me??
>>68164522
best choices here desu, i knew vietnam was my boy
>>68164509
Are you just one guy who always uses this face?
>>68164553
Yeah they have been adding tonnes of KOTC stuff it's great
They also have a lot of TKO stuff, great for checking out the old school Canadian fighters before they hit the UFC
>>68164546
He was a 170 lbs dude who destroyed guys bigger and stronger than him and made it look easy.
He changed the way we perceive fighting.
>>68164561
Are you new?
>Rockhold was considered the #3 p4p fighter in the world without having defended his title ONCE
Rankings are absolute dogshit
>>68164572
this desu, he may have gotten BTFO once he faced people who knew how to grapple but he looked like a god damn animal snapping arms and strangling strikers, showing people what works
>>68164592
>I need numbers to help me analyze fights
>>68164572
I remember when he went to fight Matt Hughes and everyone was talking about how much of a legend he was and he got rekt
very overrated
>>68164599
He was like 90 years old when he fought PED-monkey Hughes
Is it bad for a 20 year old fight fan such as myself who looks 16 to develop an attraction to a 13 year old who looks 16 is the daughter of an MMA champion
This doesn't not have to do with Bisping's daughter
>>68164596
so thats why he keeps the beard long
>>68164613
age is a social construct bro its okay
>>68164613
yes, sort your fucking life out cunt
>>68164496
Nice and loose!!
>>68164596
What else kind of metrics can we judge fights on?
If he's considered the #3 in the world behind Jon fucking Jones and Demetrious fucking Johnson, two incredibly proven champs with boatloads of defenses against very tough opponents, then there surely needs to be a reason for that
I'll tell you what the reason was, though; he beat Weidman, who was ranked 3 and took his place, that's literally all it was
Just goes to show how dumb the logic behind rankings is, it's all media hype somehow made official
>>68164613
nothing wrong with finding someone who looks 16 attractive. girls aged 16-early 20s all look the same age anyway
>>68164627
I agree that it's a high ranking and rankings in general are pretty pants on head retarded, but I don't think title defenses are necessary to evaluate a fighter's individual ability and the quality of competition they've faced combined with how they performed in those fights
>>68164632
Will he be Brock's opponent at UFC 200?
>>68164613
lol posting shit like that on 4chan hahahhahaha i can hear the secret police scittering in your walls already
enjoy being watched for life
>>68164279
>none, formerly Basketball Jones but they've gone full-on mild ever since they came to NBA TV
>Cruz, Whittaker, Gustaffson, Weidman, McGregor
>Rogan, gonna be so weird when he's gone. He's not technically the best but he's my favorite to listen to.
>>68164646
brock would turtle up at these strikes
>>68164657
>implying the wrath of Dana isn't far worse than any paddywagon
you now remember that Dana got stockton slapped
>>68164666
Why is he so angry?
>>68164681
the bald guy gets under his skin
>>68164643
Fair enough
All title defenses mean to me is that a fighter has been consistently fighting the highest levels of competition and came out on top
If they did it without gold around their waist it's the same thing
>>68164681
they rile him up so they can film him getting buttmad and hitting stuff
Guys guys relax, I got this.
>ariel
Whats next for Luke Cuckold?
>>68164466
Countryman creates history in a new and popular sport
>No knighthood
Get it together royal family
>>68164719
A lifetime of failure hopefully.
>>68164279
>Painkiller already, Truly Terrible, JRE sometimes, Milo
>In no particular order; Bones, Tate, Cro Cop, Wonderboy, GSP
>No idea, probably us
>>68164279
>JRE, COWHN, EDGY BRAH RADIO(rip)
>in no particular order MCGOOB, WONDERGOY, MARK HUNT, THE CHRIS, FORREST GRIFFIN
>CRUZ, EDGY BRAH FOR THE JITZ
>>68164500
McGregor beating Aldo is the only time I've ever seen MMA covered by mainstream media like the BBC here.
Boxing isn't as big as it used to be either because nobody gives a fuck about any of our champs except Tyson Fury, since world championship level boxing is only shown on channels you have to pay £30-50 a month to get, or on PPV channels you can only get after you're already paying for that shit.
>>68164719
S&W retirement plan
>>68164725
>luke rocksalt
>>68164496
>there you go!
>FUCK!!!!
This fight just keeps getting better.
Does anyone listen to Chael's podcast?
Is it any good?
>>68164777
yes its good
>>68164777
pretty good desu
just got into heem, how can i understand what the fuck is going on when they grapple?
>>68164766
>Bisbongs corner screaming "THAT'S BULLSHIT" after every mememove from Salthold
You now remember Brandon Vera
>>68164860
JUST
You now remember Brandon Schaub.
>>68164842
take a Brazillian Jiu Jitsu class.
If thats too hard for you listen to the Rogan Commentary and read analysts
Reminder Bork is on ESPN in 4 bongs and 40 bings
>>68164279
>only JRE when he has a fighter on
>conor, shogun, hunto, nate, nick
>dom cruz
>>68164912
>cues questions about phil "cm punk" brooks
Rumors are strong it is Brock vs Ngannou in the works for 200
happy 5 AM /heem/. Get up and get training.
>>68164948
I was just about to go to sleep
>mfw Faber in the post-fight press conference telling the press that Team Alpha Male is a "losing venture" and begging Cruz to take it over for him
>>68164948
>tfw Muay Thai tomorrow afternoon
>haven't been in 2 weeks
Starting to get worried lads, am I still gonna make it? Or have I blown my chance to become an elite striker....
>>68164973
what is wrong with you?
>>68164991
that fat fucking retard mark hunt did alright you'll be fine
>YOU DID IT! YOU FUCKIN, MOTHER FUCKER FUCK YEAHHH
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/World_Champion_Baby_Michael_Bisping_Corner_Audio_UFC_199/10131473
>>68165107
>>68165112
Still can't believe he lost to Garbagrandt
>>68165058
2 weeks notice Diaz... WON
2 weeks notice Bisping... WON
Can we dispel the Mendes myth now? The guy made a fool of himself with his whining and bullshit excuses.
PS - Noy a McGaylor fanboy, in fact, I can´t wait for Diaz to finish him again, this time, hopefully, on his feet. Fuck off another submission. Just box the shit out of him
>>68163537
>>68163554
What about that guy with the Fu Manchu from 199?
>>68165123
Garbageandt is legit though.
>>68165123
>he didn't pick cody by round 1 ko
>>68165134
>Can we dispel the Mendes myth now?
>>68165134
The 2 camp meme was proven false as soon as it reared its ugly head around here. People only perpetuate it because they hate Conor for reminding them of their middle school bully.
>>68165094
>le do nothing for 4 rounds man
Hope Woodley heems him desu
>>68165230
>The 2 camp meme was proven false
>>68165209
STILL
>>68165232
>this flag
>this post
>>68165234
It was. Bisping had the easiest fight of his life and won the title on a 2 week camp. It's all just a meme.
>>68165212
lol medez got knocked out by fronkie and if you watch closely fronkie just punched him in the nose
how do you get knocked out by a nose punch lol
mendez will forever be a manlet wrassle babie
>>68165212
Let's dispel this fiction that Chad Mendes doesn't know what he's doing
>You now remember that Conor unironically promised to take ALL belts
>>68165183
>Joe rogan completely losing his shit.
lol
>>68165183
dat chin tho
>You now remember that Fedor (le heavyweight GOAT maymay) lost to a 40 year old middleweight via knockout
>>68165264
I've unironically hated him since he dropped Rory in the 1st fight
>>68165288
he's only 27
>see cruise
>hide post
>>68165234
this is a 10/10 in hueland
What are the chances of Bisping's first title defence being against Nick Diaz?
Literally zero?
>>68165335
how do those lemons taste
>>68165347
he did mention fighting nick when nate was on fox
>>68163422
>5 Episodes of Hollyoaks
Hahahaha
Being someone actually from Manchester, I can tell you that's the shittest soap drama on TV which is aimed towards teenage girls
>>68165347
Nate beats Conor again. Conor demands instant rematch again, Nate negotiates Nick vs Bisping for the title and gets them both huge pay days.
>>68165390
>Nate beats Conor again
Ramadan reminder to be careful.
Is Matt Brown the only man to have ever defeated Stephen Thompson?
Who can stop this man?
bonus points for not using islam and injury memes.
>>68163979
he fought someone who was ranked
>>68165403
I think (You) (You)'d the wrong (You), (You)
>>68165420
anyone in the top 5
>>68165406
you fasting today bangbro? it starts tmw here
>>68165420
himself, if he stays healthy no one i think
Hey /heem/ now that the beautiful city of Manc finally has it's own UFC champion, may I ask, how many champions does your city have?
>this mcgregger tryhard and his cruise memes
>>68165430
It appears you're right.
>>68165439
starting from tomorrow here too. 11 bongs till Sahri.
This guy walks in the club, slaps your gf on the ass and gives you this sign, what do you do?
>>68165183
kek what makes this match extra funny is that Barry was criticized before this fight for not having a killer instinct. I believe in his last couple of fights before this one he kept trying to get a one-hitter-quitter like Mark Hunt, but he kept fucking up and letting his opponents recover. So this was the match where he decided to show everyone he did in fact have a killer instinct to finish and this hilarity is what happened.
>>68165517
realize she's been blessed and thank him
>>68165458
Sydney has two champions
>Blacktown's own Rob Lawler
>Bondi Junction's own Conor McGregor
>>68165469
Do you ever cheat?
>>68165517
that point to the ground just bleed shit they pulled was based, I don't care what you faggots say
I wish more fighters did it
>>68165134
>just box the shit out of him
Did u watch the fight? Diaz was getting mauled like the gazelle he is
>>68165565
nope. you aren't being careful if you're asking that question.
>>68165585
So you got McGregor in the rematch?
>>68165575
I liked that too, 2bh
>>68165585
>getting mauled
>>68165594
Most certainly
>>68165603
How do you see it going?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGSu-sZjzHB/
>>68165594
>>68165603
>predicting before the weigh ins
>>68165585
Did Diaz get punched? a lot? YES
So what?
LOL
That fight proved too points:
1. Diaz punch power > McGregor punch power
2. Diaz chin > McGregor chin
>>68165592
I'm not a muslim.
It was the first day of fasting here, and I had kimchi pork for lunch
>>68165623
Nihao! haha
>>68165623
that's why you should be even more careful.
>>68165618
No. It proves that Diaz's chin is better relative to McGregor's power than McGregor's chin is relative to Diaz's power
You actually are retarded
>>68165632
Sorry to spoil your memeing, but I'm an expat bong. The worst kind of bong
>>68165647
Neat, how long you been in Malaysia Truly Asia? They treating you nicely? Have you been to a Malaysian Invasion MMA show? They hold them in malls, it's hilarious.
when is Brock on sportscenter?
>tfw I can heem every here
>>68165615
>waiting for it to cut to him trying to feed a carrot to the bus
>>68165517
Bless him.
So will Nate vs Conor 2 be a five rounder, lmaoing at Conor's life if he mandated it only be 3 rounds.
>>68165606
I see nate overreacting, overextending
and eventually being KO'd unconcious
>>68165756
Conor will never have a 3 round fight in his life, he draws too much
>>68165647
Conor didn't catch Nate ONCE flush, Nate rolled with pretty much every power left McGregor threw. Unless he finishes via Kick heem, he has no chance, even if he improves his cardio and boxing, and the reach and size advantage just makes it even harder to pull out a win
>>68165183
>ring card girls all jump up in excitement when kongo strikes back
YOU JUST KNOW
friendly reminder this man is literally ducking me and in hiding
>>68165774
>Conor didn't catch Nate ONCE flush
delusion
he caught him flush several times
Reem/Lesnar 2 when? I want to see based Reem send that loser back to mandrama again
>>68165814
and it did nothing
wow
>>68165668
you can read it all on my blog @ http://www.freearielhelwani.co.uk
>>68165774
I would say Conor did catch him a couple times in the first, but Diaz's easy-bleeding-face makes it difficult to tell how much damage he's actually taking.
I agree, Conor can't compete with Nate's size/cardio/bjj/boxing and I can't remember one of Conor's memekicks actually changing a fight either
>>68165814
fucking Diaz chin jesus
>>68165803
the longest running feud in /heem/
HEEM 1's main event for sure
Whats the point in mma if the fight can just be over in the first minute even if its scheduled for 5 rounds?
>>68165814
that would have sent aldo to sleep for years
>>68165814
I could fucking heem either of these losers, why do we talk about these manlets every thread
UFC 199 CONFIRMED FOR GOAT CARD OF ALL TIME
>>68165814
That's not a power left like the one in webm related
>>68165849
Macdonald/Lawler 2 still goat fight though
>>68165832
>diaz VISIBLY stunned
>INSTANTLY started backpedaling and running away
>>68165850
That doesn't land flush at all, Diaz turns with it you retard cunt.
>>68163293
>webm
jesus CHRIST
>its a Caraway turns down a fight episode
>>68165862
DIAZ IS
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
Will Nate kill himself when he gets KOd by the Irish midget?
>Goes from FW to WW
>Loses
Wow I wonder what went wrong.
Y'all niggas know that weight divisions are there for a reason right?
>>68165873
>wants title shot
>after being Aljamain Sterling
>>68165862
>Diaz turns with it you retarded cunt
I said that you ignorant twat, read the fucking thread >>68165774
>>68165814
This was a good exchange from McGregor. McGregor wasted too much energy trying to push the pace and land shots on Diaz who was backing up and fighting more defensively than he usually does. More counter striking and a slower pace will help McGregor. No meme kicks either. He's never landed a decent one in his entire career.
>>68165882
To be fair if that faggot RDA hadn't pulled out Conor would be a two-weight world champion right now, he wasn't trying to go to WW that quick
>>68165860
not even best Lawler fight
>>68165903
You do realise that RDA would demolish Conor right?
>>68165902
Conor doesn't dictate the pace in this fight, he thought he was, until he couldn't keep it, and realised he was marching to Nate's beat the whole time and drowned in it.
>>68165850
He barely turned with that one, the impact knocked his head back, but it didn't land on the chin. The side of the face won't knock someone out usually.
>>68163730
>first you get heemed
>then you get hours upon hours of Bong bantz
I'd rather get my jaw cracked my Mark Hunt
>>68165902
He's got some alright kicks
>>68165900
>it w-w-wasn't as powerful as this cherrypicked shot that glanced diaz
>t-t-therefore your shot that landed flush doesn't c-c-count!
lmao'ing m8
>>68165887
you now remember mr cupcake was the underdog.
>>68165910
You do realize RDA is Brazilian right?
>>68165927
those are good, his spinning heel kicks are not, he's not even good at them.
>>68165887
>>68165873
cody would destroy that manlet
This will be your swan song
>>68165929
The point I was trying to make is that webm you posted with that left Conor threw wouldn't knock out Nate, but the one I posted POTENTIALLY could had he not rolled with it, jesus lad....
>>68165887
Didnt watch it.
Was it a dominant performance?
>Leave Nate Diaz to me
I love how the Helwani shit became as much of as an issue as it should have became here on /sp/. Meanwhile everyone is so fucking butthurt because every rational argument gets downvoted. OH MY GOD A SITE THAT LEAKS SENSITIVE INFORMATION GOT THEIR CREDENTIALS TAKEN AWAY. If I leaked the balls to your mom you would want me there, but that's a bad example. If you were ever other fucking sports team in the entire fucking world and someone was like "yeah my name is jebediah this team's going to trade tom and will accept garbage for him" you'd be like "jebediah can't get in my locker room no more"
he's still welcome to report, but not within my good graces.
you idiots and reddit and vox media fags are the dumbest bitches since bobby green and that happened nearly simultaneously with your retardation.
>>68164399
what do his cornermen say?
>>68165996
>Struggled with Darrell Horcher
Diaz in 4
>>68165987
>The point I was trying to make is that webm you posted with that left Conor threw wouldn't knock out Nate
No shit retard. What gave you that insight? The fact that it landed and Diaz wasn't knocked out?
>but the one I posted POTENTIALLY could had he not rolled with it, jesus lad....
rolling with one punch =/= rolling with them all
He landed several powerful shots cleanly, Nate was stunned several times throughout the fight. Your original point that "he le didn't catch le Nate flush ONCE" is stupid and wrong.
>>68165991
Not at all. Some people think Aljamain was robbed.
>>68166003
who the fuck are you talking to?
no one here is defending helwani you bellend
>>68166030
>Nate was stunned several times throughout the fight
This is only true if you are a mcgregor disciple but not actually factual reality sorry
>>68166018
>struggled
I will fucking heem you for disrespecting the future GOAT like that
2 HOURS LEFT, WHO IS HYPE?
>>68166052
real fite fans don't care
If the rock entered the ufc would he be allowed to use the peoples elbow?
>>68166047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wGpQ6SSqro
I counted 3 separate shots that stunned Diaz just in the first 2 minutes.
>>68166030
conor wouldn't even roll with shit against him, because he's fighting in an entirely different weight class and going to lose against a guy fighting in an entirely different weight class again. Anyways can we talk about the absurdity of that card and how there's 10 billion incredible possibilities now?
>>68165439
>you fasting today bangbro? it starts tmw here
2016
people still do this
>>68166018
No way. It would be a repeat of Rory vs. Nate.
>>68166072
unironically the rock is the only one allowed to do 12-6 people's elbow and don't get point deducted
>>68166043
erm, my point was that we're downplaying it because "who fucking cares there are fights to worry about", while every other site is in an uproar
>>68165996
How can non-AKA even compete?
>Iron sharpens iron
>>68166093
>Cain loses
>Rockhold loses
>DC loses in a month
>Khabib never fights
How can AKA compete?
>>68165873
did anyone know he still fought? i didn't, thought he just trained his wife
>>68166052
ew he looks so gross
>>68166079
>not fasting one day a week
lmao-ing @ ur life my man
>>68166107
Didnt Cormier say he knocked down Cuckold in training?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRikx0QXo3k
>you will never train with these guys
why even live lads
>>68166113
utterly pointless
Fuck bispings daughter, anyone have pics of hendos daughter in that outfit? My fucking engorged dick.
Brock Lesnar vs. TBD
Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunes
Travis Browne vs. Cain Velasquez
Raphael Assuncao vs. T.J. Dillashaw
Derek Brunson vs. Gegard Mousasi
Kelvin Gastelum vs. Johny Hendricks
Julianna Pena vs. Cat Zingano
Takanori Gomi vs. Jim Miller
Diego Sanchez vs. Joe Lauzon
Enrique Marin vs. Sage Northcutt
>meme card
>>68166113
I fast every day
I never slow
>>68166125
incorrect
>>68166110
Khabib is savior of AKA, he has the elite striking of Cain, the rugged good looks of Luke, and the elite wrestling of DC, but without Cain's cardio issues, Luke's cocky personality, or DC's autism
Khabib will literally never lose a fight in his MMA career
>>68166129
Brock vs kimbo slice
Screenshot this
>>68166075
You don't know what you're watching, then. Step into a gym.
>>68166110
>Khabib never fights
except the times he wins
>>68166122
Where the dick, where the dick, where the dick at, Jon.
>>68166143
That's kind of perfect. Is Kimbo allowed to fight again though? He killed a man 3 times over in his last fight. He might be considered too dangerous for the sport.
>>68166129
>let's pile all the fighters normies don't know or care about on one card
great job dana
>>68166151
>paying to train
Wew lad
>>68166146
the wife must have god tier genetics cos his son and daughter are way taller
>>68166146
This is why you marry a tall girl. Based
>>68166129
Wheres ronda?
>>68164255
Reddit, the same place that uses a picture of Rogan's weigh-in face for their spoiler image?
Think you have it backwards
>>68166151
You don't know what you're watching pal, hop into my guard and I'll show you the true meaning of rocked stiff.
>>68166146
I really, really want his daughter to pee on my face.
>>68166177
Sitting in a drive thru probably
>>68166213
ПPOCTO
>>68166213
JUST
>>68166146
nice mixed race family to be honest, is the son a wrestler?
>>68166213
ugly
disgusting
disturbing
discomforting
kike
man the harpons
unappealing
unatractive
>>68166236
Reminder that Native Americans are honorary whites.
>>68166259
Based.
>>68166270
i tried to look up his dad but he must be under a different name in the prison system
happy D-Day /heem/
>>68166136
he looks like a neanderthal hobbit
>No UFC card this week
>>68166290
;_;
>>68166295
Norway is SHOOK
>>68166333
New
>>68166340
too early you shitter
>>68163355
Love the way cockguy's right leg drops to the mat after Bisping nails him with the right hook against the cage. The shot lands so square to the back of the jaw that it kinda looks like it hit him in the neck. Instant checkout.
>>68163377
The vid from the other angle makes it look to have done much more damage. It seems like it hurt badly enough for cockhold to spasm stiffen his arms, preventing him from bringing them back up for defense. Gorgeous combo.
>>68163531
Well at least he's good at fighting, apparently.
>>68164991
>tfw havent been to MT in about 6 months
I just know that first class back will be a fucking killer. I have no heart
>>68165575
Best card ever.
>>68165823
Brock genuinely looks like a pedestrian in there (if you ignore his fucking massive meaty body)
>>68165873
Why is Meisha's girlfriend such a little baby bitch boy?
>Hmmpf! They BETTER not rank Cody higher than me after his win!!!
>N-no I don't want to fight him! G-give me a title shot I'm on a 2 (two) fight win streak
>F-first championship couple! xD!
>>68165941
Has he ever actually landed one?
Pretty sure I've only seen him throw them up in the air arbitrarily and not even near his opponents heads, like at the start of all his fights. Almost as if he's just doing it as a "look at meeee" kinda thing
>>68165985
>le swan song :P
This really started to get on my tits. Luke used this faggoty expression SO MUCH and in EVERY promo and interview for the fight.
I'm sure he thought he was so incredibly clever coming up with that. He was obviously proud of it
>This will nat be yur destiny, this will be yur swan song
>This will be Bisping's swan song
>I aint havin nona that, this will be his swan song
>swan song xddddd
Looks like he swan song'd himself into his own le swan song
>>68163489
A heem so spicy big jon mcarthy had to get him a slice.
>>68163489
Yeah. Always thought it was weird how he got so much shit from people but the dude is fucking 19-7 in the UFC alone, and that isn't to be sneered at
>>68164279
>Heavy Hands, Cheap Seats
>Conor, DC, Tony Ferguson, Gunnar, Kyoji
>Jack Slack
>>68163869
>elite athlete
>moves like that
>>68163355
>mfw bisping says he'll get a first round KO
>mfw bisping actually gets a first round KO
>>68164279
JRE, Duncan Trussle Senpai Hour, TFATK
Holloway, Conor, El Cucuey, DJ, TJ
idk Rogain
>>68174131
i meant to say family idk why it says senpai
>>68164732
>PKA
>Truly Terrible
used to be my shit until i remembered i'm not in high school anymore.
>>68164357
it's literally holding the company back. even brostep would be better
499
five hundred
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