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DEN:Talib released from hospital after being shot
NYJ:Christian Hackenberg struggling at Jets OTAs
NE:Dion Lewis (ACL) says rehab 'going well'
GB:Jared Cook (foot surgery) sidelined for OTAs
PHI:Pederson: Sam Bradford will be Week 1 starter
NO:Saints to use Michael Thomas as 'big slot' WR
SF:Bruce Ellington working as 49ers slot WR
JAC:Jaguars lock up Hurns for 4 yrs, $40 million
GB:Jordy Nelson (ACL) calls himself game ready
SEA:Christine Michael on the roster bubble?
PHI:Wentz 'further along' than coach anticipated
CLE:Barnidge underwent sports hernia surgery Thu
>>68150266
First for Lions and Michigan State not winning a championship ;_;
>nth for forced memes
>>68150314
Yeah MSU blew their shot last year. They lost a lot of players but I have faith they will be an alright team next season. Dantonio is a good coach and I like Tyler O'Connor. Should still be a 8-10 win team next season.
As for the Lions I'm just glad they are building up the trenches. If Quinn drafts smart they could be a pretty good team in the near future. I really don't like Caldwell though.
5th for Talib being a bitch who needs assistance and Plaxico being a GOAT who can DIY
When is Von next?
Rostle EWLSN
>>68150369
>>68150403
Keep the bantz coming
>>68151066
ristle witsen
Talon really must be the best CB in the game.
That nigger can even catch a bullet.
>Be CB
>get shot
Panthers: 13-3
Vikings:12-4
Cardinals:11-5
Giants:10-6
Seahawks:9-7
Packers:8-8
Patriots:12-4
Raiders:11-5
Texans:10-6
Jaguars:9-7
Steelers:8-8
Bengals:7-9
>>68153002
>panthers doing well after that super bowl
nah man the panthers are broken
>>68153002
>wildcard teams that weak
I don't think it's even possible
>>68153002
>falling for the Raiders and Jags hype
lel
>>68153002
The Giants are going to be Dream Team 3.0. All that free agent money won't amount to shit and Jerry Reese will get fired.
>everyone thinks the panthers will win 7 games
>they win 12
>everyone now thinks the panthers will win 12 games
>they win 7
>everyone now thinks the panthers win 7 games
>they win 15
>everyone now thinks the panthers win 15 games
Gee where have I fucking seen this stupid fucking logic before?
Bravo general public
Bravo /sp/
IT'S FUCKING DARRENT WILLIAMS ALL OVER AGAIN
what do you think happened with Aquib?
why did the shooter wear the mask?
>>68154331
who?
>>68150369
Speaking of forced memes
>>68154703
lol ur a manlet
>people actually think the vikings will be over .500 next year
>>68153002
>chiefs and broncos
>both at or below 7-9
unrealistic t b h famalam
>>68154944
correct
>>68154989
Broncos are shit this year senpai.
Daily reminder the chargers gon b gud
Butt status:prepped
>>68155042
They dont have any HOF players that are going to retire, no reason to refball them into a championship.
I mean look at the lack of refball for the Ravens after the murderer retired.
>>68155156
Last year's Broncos were probably the worst team to ever win the Super Bowl.
They were a first down from being swept by the Raiders FFS.
>>68155238
Im actually dumbfounded by the people who claim the Broncos would have never won the superbowl if Osweiller kept starting.
Manning played fucking awful.
>>68155354
Osweiler doesn't have the wiles and football IQ. That's advantage enough to consider it. He's been on that stage before, you can be certain the moment won't be too big for him. Osweiler doesn't have the experience or the hardware to prove he can handle the biggest stretch of games the entire year. They had to go through Pittsburgh and New England. Osweiler beat NE once, but twice in a season is almost unheard of.
Both QBs would have won that game against the Panthers the way Peyton played. There's just no guarantee Osweiler would have gotten them there or wouldn't have played worse. You take the guy you can trust and Osweiler wasn't that guy.
>>68155354
They never would have won the Super Bowl if the NFL wasn't instructing refs to fix games in their favor to let Peyton go out with another ring.
They did the same thing when Lewis was retiring, and they'll do the same for Brady.
>>68155930
>They did the same thing when Lewis was retiring
why cant people accept the ravens had one of the best defenses in the league at the time?
Flacco was on fire the entire post season run and people just say >PI (out of complete assmad retardation)
So, 30 for 30 is doing a 5-part special on OJ.
>>68156270
Because the league covered up PED use by Lewis
>>68157162
bruh most players in the NFL use PEDs
>>68157273
The NFL doesnt cover up blatant substance use, brought to the media by a whistleblower, for a player who healed from an injury 8 months early.
Dolphins
>>68153148
>Team basically intact from last year
>Defensive backfield found the fountain of youth
>Kelvin Benjamin back
If they beat the Broncos Week 1 I don't see how anyone can stop them.
>>68158114
>>68158114
>implying they can recover after being so utterly fucked during a super bowl
it's gonna take another season before they get over the PTSD from that defeat.
>>68157535
The league is fixed duh. Jesus bro enjoy the game.
>non reviewable "penalties" that alter games
>super secret never revealed hidden formula for giving out compensatory draft picks
>uneven irrational fines/suspensions
>a salary cap that really doesn't matter
>people on pay roll who are "street free agents" for teams hired as "trainers or training personel"
>random players drug tested at random times
>playoff system that gives out 4 top seeds based on geography rather than record
Come on bro. When you see Vick get laid out with no flag then Brady get phantom hit then flop and flag comes out it should have been obvious
Enjoy the game
Friendly reminder that all Brady haters are either pathetic nu male manlets or butthurt jiggaboos
>>68158350
I dont disagree
Saints winning an owl right after Katrina.
Packers winning with the lock out impending, while pushing the "New Americas Team" on the second biggest NFL fanbase (and most spread out fanbase) in the league.
There is always fishy shit going on.
The only deluded people are people like this
>>68156270
>>68158774
>Saints winning an owl right after Katrina
>>68158774
>Saints winning an owl right after Katrina
m8 I wouldn't say 4 years after is "right after".
>>68160359
>>68160333
>first season in the brand new renovated superdome
>>68160442
That's not what you said, faggot.
Anyone else think Eric Reid is underrated? He's an amazing tackler.
>>68160527
You are right, but its what I meant. The hype surrounding the renovation was unreal, the Katrina talk that had died down came back hard that season.
The "storyline" was heavy
How many more years do you guys think Vinatieri has left in him?
>>68160685
Lets hope you are right
>>68160592
Until he receives a dirty hit.
>they doubted Curry
>>68161133
Curry was pretty nonexistent again in game 2, but 18 points is still good
Warriors in 4, the cavs have lebron and the warriors have a team
>floor squeak season is almost over
soon. soon.
>>68153931
>Jerry Reese will get fired
YES!
>The Giants are going to be Dream Team 3.0. All that free agent money won't amount to shit
pls no
>>68161230
Nah. The guys they signed were legit. Eagles have a new he and are a cluster fuck. Romo is made out of glass plus that d sucks. Cousins will have a hard schedule and eat shit.
Giants will win the division. Bet on it. Bet cash
>>68153002
>Giants
Worst team in the nfc East standings wiith the least impressive offseason
Not happening m8 it will be the redskins
>>68161786
Uhuh signed a top rated run stuffing ft who can also rush the passer top rated de pass rusher (look at qb hits, sacks and pressure), above average young cb, drafted a solid cb, plus healthy improving o line and top tier wr core now
Gnats have them most talent in the division easy and depth
>>68161770
That's gotta be a shop right?
>>68161770
nice
>>68161770
B R E H
>>6816188
All u niggers are wrong
Cousins will shit the bed against good teams
Eagled are rebuilding from chip lelly
Cowboys - Gnats
QB - cowboys
Hb- cowboys
Wr- cowboys
Oline - cowboys
D line - giants (muh free agents +everyone suspended)
Lb - cowboys
Secondary -cowboys
>>68161178
>the oakland dubs will have multiple championships from their current players before the sacramento kings even get one
>tfw the dubs will bless the raidniggers with a super bowl farewell season before they go to vegas
>>68161989
>Wr- cowboys
>>68161989
>DL: Giants
>LB: cowboys
heh
So had an awkward moment today, pretty sure my affinity for jerking off just cost me an inheritance... Talking baseball with my grandfather, Orioles vs Yankees rivalry comes up and we're talking pitchers. I go to mention Masahiro Tanaka and instead call him Hitomi Tanaka, my grandpop googles that name looking for stats and instead finds a Japanese porn star, awkward silence ensues since my grandpop hates nips and is super fucking religious.
>>68162148
kek
Obviously you can't bring it up yourself but you need to think of a plausible-enough explanation for the unlikely event that someone brings it up. Depending on the religiousness and racism of your Granddad this could potentially be difficult. But it has to be done. You can't get caught speechless on this twice.
>>68162270
No. I'm just going to have to kill him before he has a chance to write me out of the will. Is rat poison tasteless?
>>68162296
I assume that you're joking.
The best move, now that I think about it, is to get yourself a white girlfriend as soon as possible and make sure he knows about it.
>>68161928
>>68161934
>>68161938
No shop. It was a pun. It's Julie cash before she got cellulite. Great 3 years then :(
>>68161989
Qb romo can't stay healthy so Giants
Hb- I'll give to cowboys
Wr- Giants easy
Cowboys line although gnats moving up
D line gnats
Lb - gnats/cowboys tie
Secondary gnat easy
Coaches Garett lol captain 8-8 versus new coach who seems competent so gnats
So gnats win
>>68162383
Was already on thin ice bro because my last GF, one I dated for a year and a half was Blasian. I think he knows I'm a race traitor
>>68162397
Post moar
>>68153685
>hype
Hey Patrick Star I always wondered, whats it like living under a rock?
>>68161770
I actually think the Redskins will win 10 or 11 games this year. While no one was looking they've started to collect some real talent.
>>68162518
Dude it's Julie cash. Just google Julie cash. Best scene is her and Mandingo in Mandingo massacre.
>>68162564
Meh. Imo cousins was very lucky towards the end of the season. They got a line now, but it's going to be hard to go 10-6 with the schedule
What are some good football related podcasts (if any) you guys listen to /sp/?
>>68162608
>Best scene is her and Mandingo in Mandingo massacre.
>>68162608
They've also got a magnificent set of pass-catchers and may have fixed their secondary in a single offseason.
>playing madden as Saints
>Vs Dolphins
>Down by 3 with :05 left
>hail mary to wide open receiver
>teammate tackles me
>lose
JUST
>>68153002
>Bengals
>7-9
2010 wants its memes back
>>68162610
1. Move the Sticks
2. Around the NFL
3. DDFP
Used to just listen to DDFP but get sick of the timewasting. Damashek is pretty funny but I usually just stick to Move the Sticks and sometimes Around the NFL
>>68162828
Steelers won't win more than 8 games
>>68162839
Steelers won 10 games without Roeth and Bell for a fair portion of the season. They lost some good players and have a pretty tough schedule though so I think they are a team who's record could vary a lot
7-9 at worst, 13-3 at best
>>68162839
Nice unbiased opinion there.
How's Paxton doing?
>>68162864
I just don't think they're a good team snook
>>68162828
Probably the most accurate predictions all off season, good job, anon.
>>68162881
He still wants out of his chickenshit outfit
>>68153523
It's probably possible, but it's completely retarded. In the very weakest years since 2002, they were still at least a few games above .500. The dumbass you're responding to has them at 32-32. Completely unrealistic.
Chances of the Texans being the first team to play and win in their home stadium in the owl against the 14-2 NFC Champion Panthers?
>>68162885
I mean they've got a vulnerable secondary yeah, but the Killer Bs should be more than enough to at least nab a wild card in an open division and an even more open conference
>>68161770
>Eagles have a new hc and are a cluster fuck
>giants have a new hc and are ___________
>>68162965
Ben and Bell need to prove they can stay healthy for me to take them seriously, especially with that awful defense of theirs. People forget how shitty Roethlisberger was last year, and that was with Bryant, Miller and Brown
>>68162653
>saints
>hail maries
nah
Would you rather have a catch like >>68163016 or like David Tyree in the Superb Owl but do nothing else in your football career, or bust a nut in >>68161770
>>68163050
the catch in my post was called back btw bud
perhaps you mean something like this
Notice how no European sports figures ever get shot. Or Australian. Or Canadian. It's almost like having 300 million guns in the country is a bad thing. Like if all those guns disappeared, you wouldn't have random athletes getting shot for stupid reasons. Almost like hardcore gun regulation actually fuckin works.
>>68162828
Bootyblasted cowfag detected
Only a few posts in and Old Gay has already ruined the thread.
>>68162397
>Julie cash before she got cellulite
Now you're dreaming
>>68162828
>the raiders will win the AFCW
Will this meme please stop.
Is there any hope for the Titans to not totally suck this year and win about 6-7 games? Been a fan for 12 years. Roast me all you want but my team is my team no matter what. I am fairly confident this year for once.
>>68163120
So what did you guys think about GoT tonight?
>>68163157
They're collecting talent but hiring Mularkey as the head coach was another stupid move. He's just another fill-in to be fired in 2-3 years.
>>68154330
Another newfag letting trolls enrage him... I dislike the braggy ass showboaty Panthers.. but obviously they will win somewhere between 9 to 12 wins this year. Still a solid team. Quit listening to retards... or get off of /sp/
>>68163211
Kill yourself faggot
>>68163211
Arya is kill
>>68162959
0%
You can't play in the Super Bowl when you miss the playoffs.
Mike Tyson Mysteries just told me Jerry Jones was god.
>>68150691
>tfw everyone wants to imagine that Plax was wearing sweatpants even though the police report clearly says they were jeans
>dat Arya plot armor
>bullet cleanly entered and exited his leg with no ligament or artery damage
>only need stitches
holy fuck is he the GOAT corner, he stopped literal bullets
>>68166658
>bullet passes
>stopped
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000666797/article/early-signs-point-to-rebound-season-for-dallas-cowboys
>Gil Bradnt confirms Cowboys have a chance
>Confirmed Cowboys have no chance
>RIP in Pease Cowboys Season
>>68166658
>bullet cleanly entered and exited
>stopped
Sad the kids in Nebraska are being molested physically and mentally by you :(
>>68163157
Na they're gonna have to move again if they want a chance at winning.
The best quarterback in the NFC East is currently sitting as qb2 on the depth Chart
/nfl/ is dead
>>68167734
And you're next.
*unsheathes katana*
>Vikings make S Harrison Smith highest paid S in NFL, 5 year 52+ million dollar deal
>Darren Sproles and Fletcher Cox showing up to Mandatory Minicamp
NFC Easy BTFO
who will the browns pick with 3rd overall and 21+ overall
>>68167822
>queens
>Roger Goodell told reporters in Buffalo there will be no settlement with Tom Brady on appeal of his four-game Deflategate suspension.
He'll be fine. I miss him in NE, no homo.
THE MAN SETS A TONE IN THE CLUBHOUSE
http://oak.247sports.com/Bolt/Report-Goodell-backing-Ronnie-Lotts-Oakland-stadium-efforts-45664052
>>68170950
OH SHIT WE HYPE
>>68170950
Based Lott trying to save the Raiders from themselves
>Panthers signed C Ryan Kalil to a two-year contract extension.
did anything actually interesting happen this weekend?
>>68171431
GooDell helps Lott
Harrison Smith got paid
Talib got shot
>>68171431
My mom was in town.
>>68171572
>that last one
what
the brett favre dead dad game is on NFLN right now
>>68170950
Well I'll be doggone, Goddell and the NFL actually helping the Raiders?
>>68171603
Trust me, we all know
>>68171815
Shhh he wasn't invited to that party.
>>68171898
Kind of hard to hide it, the whole town was there.
>>68171604
it's true
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15978684/denver-broncos-cb-aqib-talib-suffers-gunshot-wound-leg
I'm from the future.
>Raiders
>Jags
Only one of these teams lives up to the hype this season. The other goes 6-10.
Guess which one.
>>68172034
Jags go 6-10, Raiders live up to the hype.
>>68172031
>entered and exited
>no arteries ruptured
>no ligaments torn
>no bones fractured
>no surgery required
wow it looks like he really dodged a bul- oh wait, nevermind.
>>68172066
Wasted dubs
>>68172066
quality dubs
>>68172066
Okay dubs
>>68172145
I dunno, for me that's considered clever. pre-emptive grats on the lott thing though, the raiders should stay in oakland if it's somehow financially feasible and I guess the league still agrees.
>>68172034
Jags. Duh.
>>68172066
Dank dubs
What position on your team is the most JUST
>CB
>>68172198
>>68172208
>>68172269
Raiders
Inside linebacker
It's a nice change of pace from the CBs in 2015, WRs in 2014, and everything in 2013.
>>68172269
Arizona Cardinals
Sadly Palmer. And Not Palmer.
>Having random sex with beautiful women every night gets boring
What did he mean by this?
>>68172269
ILB is the weakest on the team
>>68172269
RB, maybe WR
>>68172492
I wonder what it feels like to be completely irrelevant and forgotten
>>68172720
So a bills fan?
>>68172269
QB
but only in primetime or playoff games
>>68172269
FS
>>68154330
>everyone now thinks the panthers will win 12 games
bullshit
no one has picked the panthers to win double digits games since the delhomme era.
>except your mom
>>68172901
Going to week 1
Which QB you think will suck less?
i put serious thought into this
try and guess what team i am a fan of
will only confirm when a nigger guesses correctly
>>68171431
jaguars confirmed when brady retires
or jags confirmed ass
>>68173071
Either jets, redskins or falcons
>>68173071
>tranny detected
>>68172269
WR, outside of SSS and Aiken
>>68173071
>Atlanta Falcons
>Good defense
>>68173071
>Jets better than Bungles, GB, and Gnats at offense
Gee I wonder
Either them or Seahawks, they dont belong there either.
>>68154330
they made the playoffs with 7 wins tbqh
>>68173071
>i put serious thought into this
Yeah, and we can tell what divisions you have no clue about.
>>68172566
WR is ok
Matthews and agholor are good talents and first rounders (>inb4 matthews isn't a first rounder)
those are the starts 3rd would be these two:
Huff is playable and Randle can produce
Givens is a vet
don't know shit about anyone else who would be lower on the depth chart
RB is JUST
Mathews is inconsistent as fuck will have some great flashes and then be shit the rest of the game, when you think it is going good he will fumble and kill the drive
Sproles is still getting older and slower and even though i love him, he isn't a workhorse back and hardly rotates in either
it would help if Bradford's bum ass wouldn't overthrow him because the passing game is where he shines a lot
Barner has little to no experience or snaps
Smallwood is a rookie and not even a high drafted prospect
Derek Carr is taking over the offense this year.
IT'S OVER CHEFS, CHORGER AND BUNCOS! CARR IS GONNA OWN THE WEST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Where do we see bosa in 10 years? Whats his skill ceiling?
>>68173248
huff is pretty bad as a 3rd WR, and agholor needs to step it the fuck up if we want to be decent in the passing game
not drafting a better RB was dumb as fuck though, there were plenty on the board for some of our picks
mathews is pretty average, sproles is aging, barner is unproven
hope we can trade back into the first and get fournette next year
>>68173321
justin smith 2.0 if he's lucky
>>68173226
>Bungles Def
>Better than Jets Def
Pick one
>>68173071
>the 16-0 vikes are anywhere near the bucs bills or cosplayers
>Ameer will be ready for training camp
Wew
>>68173071
>>68173184
>>68173192
Russel Wilson is elite
but not a xhehawks fan
>>68173198
>>68173226
changed to recommendations i actually kind of agree
however, all guesses wrong
>>68173230
which are those exactly?
>>68173318
>yfw he dies week 4
>out for season
>>68162653
>playing madden
>80 yard touchdown pass
>holding
>>68173384
bengals actually have a secondary and linebackers, so i'll take the bengals
it gets overlooked because of the horrific playoffs failures, but the bengals are a pretty complete team nowadays
if they could get a better running game going maybe they can finally get over the hump
>>68173460
>we revamped penalties and how penalties play out new in madden 16
>playing franchise mode stock settings difficulty and sliders
>like 30 penalties the game with 5 minute quarters 4 quarters
fucking more time spent watching the penalty animations and screens like panning to the ref and shit than actually playing the game
What do you think /sp/?
>>68173446
>yfw your defense loses 6 starters over 5 weeks
>>68173446
>implying he doesn't have messiah-like healing powers
He got hurt in both of his seasons ("vs." Miami in 2014 and vs. Cincinnati in 2015) and came back almost as good as new the next game.
TYBC
>>68173384
>at offense
Can you read anon?
>>68172408
so based
>>68173542
>messiah-like healing powers
you mean impervious to ailments of the flesh due to having shed his mortal coil in the unholy blood rites.
Derek Carr is a necromancer, remember?
>>68173071
>giants defense shit
>redskins defense okay
probably some moron carolina fan who thinks norman will fix dumpster fire washington
D̞̞̠̠̘̯̰̈͑͆ͪ̀̀͌̓͂̓̐̋͆̓́͜Ẻ̛̘̼͇̩̩̩͚̤͕̘̖ͧ͆̀̍R̴̭̟̻͔̜͈̙͎̙̙̙̰̱̤̤͇ͥ̓͑͆̈́̈̐ͥ͑ͩ͜͠Ę̡͓̥͇̠̜͇̤͕ͯͯͨͣ̔̇́̓ͦ͋ͮ̾̀̽̉̔̚Ķ̥͚͈̞͓͉͙̤̠͇͈̪̥̙̄̈̌ͫͮ͂̎ͨ̒̚̕ ͈̼̻͖͇̈ͩͨͭ̊̊̇̎̆̂̆͛͐͒̀͝Ç̷̞͎̬͈̝͇̮̝̙̳ͯ̀͐̌̾̀͜͜A̧ͬ͌̆ͬ̓̐ͭ͐̄͛̈͐̃͞͝͏̪̲͈͚̗͔̮̫R̒͂̄͋̍́ͤ̊ͭ́̔̒͒̑ͩ̔̈̚̚͝͠͏̭̙̙͚͎̭̹̟̞͎̳̪̟͘R̶̶̝̪̻͖̠̠̱͍͕͈͙͉̟̟͙̩̽̈ͩ͆ͪ̍͐̽ͭ̐̐́̓͛̉͂̿͑͘͘ͅͅ ̸ͤ̔͌́̀ͩͣ̊́҉̬͓̲̬̻̞̜͚͇͎̻͇̺̮̪̻͢Ī̶̵̷̸̜̱̯̻̺͉̜̱̼̮͆̆̊͆̆̔͊ͤͨ̃̽̚͢Sͣ̓̆ͬ̈́͋̃ͤ̆ͫ̀̾ͥ̐̑̾ͯ̀҉̧̺̹͓̳͎̺́͞N̸̪͙̱̫͙͙͔͖̲ͬͦ́ͅ'̢͋͊̂̒̇̏ͬ͗͗̌ͮͬͤ͌̀̾͏̢̰̲̣̯́T͉̜͇̖̦̝̥̜͙͗ͬ͌ͨ̅̅͂͌́́͡͝ ̷̵̧̟͉̞̠͚̦̹̝̦̹̯̪ͩ̈́ͩͩ̽ͨͮ́̀ͅAͭ͑͗̌̽ͣ͏͉͈̩̫̫͞ ̵̡̗͙͎̻͙ͧͭ̄̌̎̃̐͑ͩ͊ͧ̈͒ͦ̾́N̶̷̦̭̩͔̮͉̖̮ͫ̆ͧͪ́̀̕͝Ḙ̶̹̱͎̖̐̋ͤͭ͗ͨͫ̽C̘͙͍͓̫̟͕̲̹̦͑ͩ͆͒ͬͫ̈̽̈́̌̋̾̋͆̍͌͘͝R̷ͥ̈͌̽̉͗̍̇͞͝҉̻̻̲̞̙̼͖̤͖̝͖̱͙̪͔͟Oͯͮ̄̿̾̇̿͂̉ͦ͛͑̚͢҉̴̣̣̗̰̥̘͔͍̥̱̮̺͔̩̣͎̗̠M̵͑͛̎͌ͧͨ̍̈́̂̄҉̟̦̳͔̬̳̞͈́͟A͆̾ͬ̓̔̈͆̋̈ͫ̚̕͟͏͈̝͕̼͉̳͕̞̹̻̺͍̮̦̺͘͡N̸̢̖͖̝̜̤͇̳̹͚̮͈͓̦̭̩͓̬̻ͨ̽ͭ̇̏͗ͪ͐̉ͦ̀͞͝Ĉ̢͙̪̘̓̆͒̂ͨ͌̋͑̆̕Ȅ̸͎̩̞̟̭̭̯̺͔͆̈̄ͪ̈́ͣ͋̓̍͗̓͒̋͐̀̚͜Rͣͭͥ͋̆̍͑ͪͩ͆͌ͤ͟҉̴̠̟̞̥͎̗̺̣̮̺̝̙͚̘
>>68173519
What are you using to do those predictions? decent prediction
>>68173710
Oh fuck
>>68173755
nflplayoffpredictor.com
>>68173707
yeah that's much less logical than thinking that throwing 70 million dollars at a couple of defensive linemen will turn a bottom 3 defense in the NFL into a powerhouse
>>68173783
nice strawman
hit logic and language 1000 next semester
>>68173777
G̶͖̦̻̱͖̺͇̙͙͖͔̯̠̼̿̔͑̏͋ͥͤͦ̑̉̌̅̋̑͗̚͜ͅͅO̶̧͔͎̜͍̦̯͓̬͉͈̮̤͈͓̞̖͛ͦͦ̇̿͑͢͝͞Ọ̶̷̩̜̤͓̭̮̝̱̺͚͋͛̂̆ͥ̈̉̀͟͜D̡͈̟̱̥̬͔̼̹ͬ̉ͧ̅̉͐̎ͭ̋̒̑̃͛̍̈́̚ͅ ̭͚͖͈̗̫̠͈̤̞̙̖̲̼̯͓̍̌ͦ̄̚͟͡͠T̷̵̴͔̜̞̩̈́̈ͥͦ͑ͣ͋̾͑͒̒ͣͥ̀̑͑̅ͥ̀̕R̶̷̤̤̝̯͖͈̙̗̼̙̮͗̈́̄̄̋͒̾ͬ́ͫ͌̿ͯ͆̈́̅̌́̚Ḯ̉̐̂̐̃̿̅̽͜҉̶̯̝̖͚͉P̴̢̡̼͖̬̭̺͎̹̻̝̠̲̯̦͓̳͓̋ͪ̔̒͜͠ͅS̡̋ͫ̆͐͆̌͋͏̣̟̲̻͎͔̲͔̦̻͙̝͍͇̞̪͉̙
̨̠̦̤̳̯̮̲̰̙̖͉̖̺̗̩̪̹͖̠ͬͬͣ̄̑͒ͬͣ̒̉ͪͤ̇ͮ͆́͞
̷̢̪͍͓̮̳͗͆ͫ́͐̅́͛͒̆̍ͨͩ͝͞
>>68173831
>durr a bunch of buzzwords
glad you're here to put me in my intellectual place, enjoy your 3rd place at best team next year
T̢̛̝̹̟̞̪͛̂ͬͭ͊ͪͫ͝H̾ͨͮͪͨͥ̿̃͏̵̷̛̺̮̹̼̦͍͈͕̦̻̬̻̮Eͤͭ̾̃͐̅͏̻̮̼̘̥͘Ý̡͉̜͓͖̥̗̹͎̻͇̙͕̉ͧ̊̈́ͥ͡ ̵̧̛̖̣͓̰͔̹͔̯̪̜͖̯̻̎̀́̈ͪ̀̂́ͩͥͤ̍̑̏͘ͅHͤ̂̉́͊͊̍ͤͮ͊̋ͣͬ͒̅̚͏̴̧̛̘̘̜̻̠̗̲̟͝Ṳ̙̗̭̿̽ͮ̂́Ņ̪̯̖̩͚͚͈̰̓̅͋͗ͦ͂̉̊͗ͤͥ͗͌͟͡G̼̯͔͈̱͎̦̜̭̙̓̆ͧ̈́͌̆͘͝͠ ̵̛̳̗̰̠̲̋̊̇̽̇̒̽Ḣ̢̢͕̜̱͙̋̇̌͒̊̋ͬͧ͑̉́̚Ȋ̵͍̘͙͉͕͇̮̜̣̪̲͖̮̗̓̓͊̄ͥͯͯ̓̋ͮ͋ͥ̍ͨ͐ͥͪͨ͠M̵ͪ̈ͨ̄͋ͣ̂͒̽̀͗ͥͣ̑̌͒̏͊͘͞҉̛̮̹͈̭͍̣̠̮͙̠͕̥͓̭ͅͅ ̡̢̛̭̼̥̲̪̪̤̦̠̻̜̳̌̃̇ͬ̉ͮ̓̎̔̓̀̀͜O̸̮̺̱̳̞̟̺̦̟̤͔͚̭̣̻̳̽ͦͩ̏́͜͡ͅͅN̳̻͈̙̬͍̖͇̹͕̰̬̠̹̘̉̐ͯ̀ͩ͋́̀͟ ̩̭̹̙̋̿̈́̈̇̎̉ͣͤͪͭͬ̈̾͒̀͜͝Ā̵̶̤̣̻͈͓̞̾̎͑͗̂̿͑̌̒̉̈́͑̿ͪͬ͛̿ͯ̀͘ ͉̫̻̻̙͇̠̣̤̝͔͎̣̫͎͈̝̊ͣ̽ͨ̀͊̔͌͊̒̔ͧ̀̐ͨͤͩͣ͢͢C̛͔̠͍ͥ̈́͂̈ͣ̓̑ͧ͆͊͛̾̽̄́͘͡R̡̨̛̤̹̻̪̥̜̈́͑͋ͭ͐͜͢O̽͋ͦͬ͏̩̹͓͓̹͚̮̥̹̺̮̘̝ͅͅṠ̇͐̀̄ͩ͏͙͈̠̺͔̲̼̤͓̲̰͚̮́͞Ṣ̜͇̲̬̘̝̲͈̻̼͉̳̭͍͇͕̑ͥ͒ͪͫͪͣ̍̓͛͞ͅͅ
>>68173930
>died
>started walking and talking again 3 days later
Sounds like necromancer work to me
>>68173930
How do I do this?
>>68174003
n̘̝̯͓̩͇͖ͤ͊͡e͗̌w̟̰̣ͯ̆͂ͥ͘f̰͑ͦͥ̿͝ȃ̡̜͈̒́̀ͤ̓̋g̰͊͌̅͋s͙̘͚̓̀ ̜c̟̜̪̱͈̺ͣ̉̒̆͂͊̉͝ạ̔͒̌̎̉͐̚n̛̿͒̓t̑͒́ ̴͇ͦz̲͉͇̔͒̋ͨa̋̄ͥ҉̼͎̫͉̹̼l̠͕͎ͬ͛͂̚g̵̙̰̯͚͙̓ͣ͛ͬͅŏ̙̝̮̘͎̇̒̇͐
>>68173777
Why does the playoffs portion have to be so broken? Both divisional matchups got reversed.
NFC East
Eli Manning 63% 38 TDs 11 INTs 4,700 yards
Tony Romo 68% 29 TDs 7 INTs 3,800 yards
Kirk Cousins 64% 24 TDs 13 INTs 3,900 yards
Sam Bradfrord 62% 10 TDs 7 INTs 2,400 yards
Chase Daniels 59% 12 TDs 9 INTs 1,900 yards
NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 67% 34 TDs 8 INTs 4,100 yards
Matthew Stafford 61% 27 TDs 16 INTs 4,700 yards
Jay Cutler 60% 21 TDs 15 INTs 3,600 yards
Teddy Bridgewater 64% 16 TDs 14 INTs 3,100 yards
NFC West
Russell Wilson 70% 36 TDs 8 INTs 4,000 yards- MVP
Carson Palmer 62% 31 TDs 15 INTs 5,000 yards
Jared Goff 64% 20 TDs 14 INTs 3,100 yards
Colin Kaepernick 58% 8 TDs 7 INTs 1,200 yards
Blaine Gabbert 62% 13 TDs 12 INTs 2,100 yards
NFC South
Drew Brees 66% 32 TDs 17 INTs 4,800 yards
Cam Newton 60% 31 TDs 12 INTs 4,000 yards
Matt Ryan 65% 28 TDs 14 INTs 4,600 yards
Jameis Winston 62% 26 TDs 15 INTs 4,100 yards
AFC East
Tom Brady 66% 26 TDs 6 INTs 3,700 yards
Ryan Fitzpatrick 60% 28 TDs 16 INTs 4,000 yards
Ryan Tannehill 65% 25 TDs 12 INTs 4,300 yards
Tyrod Taylor 61% 24 TDs 10 INTs 3,400 yards
AFC North
Ben Roethlisberger 64% 34 TDs 13 INTs 4,900 yards
Andy Dalton 63% 28 TDs 13 INTs 4,300 yards
Joe Flacco 60% 23 TDs 14 INTs 3,700 yards
RG3 61% 18 TDs 12 INTs 3,300 yards
AFC South
Blake Bortles 61% 32 TDs 13 INTs 4,400 yards
Andrew Luck 63% 30 TD 14 INTs 4.700 yards
Marcus Mariota 65% 24 TDs 12 INTs 3.600 yards
Brock Osweiler 60% 19 TDs 12 INTs 3,100 yards
AFC West
Derek Carr 64% 34 TDs 10 INTs 4,200 yards
Phillip Rivers 64% 32 TDs 16 INTs 4,800 yards
Alex Smith 67% 24 TDs 7 INTs 3,700 yards
Paxton Lynch 60% 21 TDs 17 INTs 3,600 yards
>>68174060
>Why does the playoffs portion have to be so broken?
Because reddit made it, and their autists have nothing on ours.
>>68174102
wrong
Ţ̵̰̥̹̤͈̺̉̾ͯͥ̏̎ͮ̂ͪͬ̑ͥͩͤͣͬ̚͟O̬̮̹̩̻̤̯͇͓͉̼̅͛̈̊͆ͪͬͥ̈ͩ̄̃ͣͮ̑ͯ̿̚͞͞N̛̟̺̤͔̲̤͓͖̘̦̦͇ͬ̔̄͑͒͂̃̉ͮͧ̊ͥͣͥ͐̾͠ͅY̸̬̦̠̜̲̪̲̲̭̪͔̜̱͈͖ͨͩ́ͥͣ́̓͐͋̎̈̆̉ͮ̐̆̐̚̚͟͢͠ͅ ̟̣̞̗̬̲̤̲̙̙̬̒̈́ͧͭ̐̽ͦ̌͂̐ͨ̓ͦ̄͢͠R̴̶͍̟̺̹͒̀̾ͫ̓̃̐̈́ͪ̍̒ͧ̊̀́͠O̧̓̉ͯ̾̂͊̈ͤ͛͂ͧ̈́̊ͭ̀҉̥͔͕̜̫̼̖̟̬͈̮͎̫͓͘͡ͅM̴̀̇̆̚͟҉̯̩͍̼͉͈͉̼̘͈̖̖Ơ̜͈̳͈̳̠͕͔͎̘̼̝̗͙̌̊͑͂ͯ́̾ͤ̾ͭͤ̅͆́́̚͞ ̙̫̰̫͓͌ͨͩ̏̐͂̓̇ͫ̊̇̈́͐ͬͤ̈́͂̓̕̕͜W̴̥͖̗̪̖͈͓͍͈̝̦̹͕̪̣͚͇̪͂̾͂͐͛͊̃ͩ̀̆̈̇̿̎͘͜ͅĪ̫̺̘͖͈͕̙̤̻͚̈́͛̾ͧ̑̊́ͨͮͤ̋̌̾́͜͢͝ͅĻ̵͉͇̖ͧ̂́ͫ̏̃̽ͮ͌͒ͤ̉͘L̴̆̈̍͆ͭ̚҉̴͚̰̠̰̹͚̫̻͟ ͭ̑̓̔̎́̈́̇̕҉̶̨͚͙͎̹͉̗̮̙̘̥͚̰̭̯͝ͅL̨̗͉̻̬̭͕̯̻̙̙̟̣̱̞̝̅ͩ̂ͬ̐̇͌͌͑̋̐̈̈͘͟͞Iͬͭͤ̒͌̍̀̿̒̈́̇ͪͮ̾͋̾̀͜͏̸̧͕͍͎̳͔̤̭͕̗̪͇̰͜T̎̒͛̊ͬ̀̆͊̑͒́̀̚͡҉͏̬̫͖̠͎͕͚̜͉͉E̶̹̻̱̝͕̠̜̼͈̣͈̳̟͖ͩ̅̂̔̅ͯ̔͐̂͛̓͌̌ͣͣͮ̕͘ͅR̨̊̓̍̑̎̿ͮ̾ͫͪ̂ͫ̈͞͏̮̙͙̖͇̦A͚̰̺̗̺̱̫̫͈͔̗̮̠̱̣̻͈͈ͭͣͭ̌̊̾̐̔ͩ͡L̢̨̳̮̺̰̭̫̦̭̗͍͍̮̘͔̩̔̏̓̓ͤͩ͌̇̍ͬͯ̋̃͜͡L̷ͣͮ̑̒̽҉̛̱͔̠̬̪͚̀͡Y̴̴̺͎̫̦̘̟̹̮̱̩̗͍̠̲̞̪̻͍͌͒͊͊̒ͤ̂̆̑̒͗͋̑̌̒̚̕ ̢̡̙̝͈͉̝̼̗͕̺̰͔͓͊̄ͮ̿̇ͮ̅́̅̄͒̚̚͢͜D̢̑͛͛͐͐͑̀̾̓ͭ҉̙̥̦̙̣̺̲͈̹͕̩I̢̥̘̣͔̫͖͈͚̙͉̩͖̝̣̙̟͑̂̅ͨͯ̐̌̈̆ͨ̒͛͘͘Ȩ̘̘̱̙̯͕͇̭͉̪͕͍̠̟̗͋͒̐̉̐ͧ̆̎͐͗̿́ ̍ͯ͋̊͡͏͍͇̻̜̺̜̱͍̭̪̤̝O̶̷̺̳̲͎͚͙̘̗̤̜͙ͥͫ̍ͫ̊̓͂ͧͤ̀ͅN̡͎̯̤̞̯͎̦̹͍̘̪̟̼̰̟͇̆͗͂̅̒̈́̿ͤ̿̏͂̍̏̽͛ͦ͂̈͟͠ ͩ͒ͭ̋̌͗̃ͤ͋̐͑ͮ͏̀̕͡͏͔͙͇̞̲̯̜̹̯̪͎̥͓̰̱̹̯̯̪T̡̨͖̮̹̫̜͚̯̑͊͛̎́͘H͆͗ͨ͂̉ͥ̐͂̍͗̒̈́̿ͫ̐̓͢҉̵̼̠̪̙͔̗E̢̨̥̻̲͈͔͍͓̳͓̊̈͑ͭͫ͋́̚ ̴̳͉̣̩̮͈̖̥̝̻̇̿ͬͥ̀ͮ̑̾ͫͩ͢F̵̧̛̦̞̙̗̼͎͎͈͉̘̫͗̍ͬͩ̄̓̒̈̀̆̓̋̍̍̕I̧̢̼̖͈̩͓̮̖͍̿͐̒̒̈́͌͌ͩ̐͗̓̾̅̊͂ͫ̓É̎͆̑ͩ͊̓̓̐ͥ̿ͩ̈̓̏̿̃͒̾͏̷̶̦̙̼͉̬̫̝̗̥̕͜ͅL̴̷̄̒̏ͫͥ̌͒̂̂ͧ̓͑͋͌̈́̔ͬ͘̕͏̤͖̘̭̝̭̫͔̟̜D̷̡̼̙͔̻̽́̂̃̅͆͒ͦͨͭͪ̃̿̈́̆͘ ̃̄́̂ͥͭ͐̂̎̇̉̂̅̚͏҉̨͔̻̪̤̲̰͎͙͍̹̱̺̝̙́́ͅT̢̛̖͓̫͈̪̱̤͓̠̀̆͗̔̈́̽̈́̄͘H̵͌̔ͫ̀̎͌̔ͫ̕͏̷̡̤̠̹̬̬̣̙̤Ȉ̶̶̵̠͍̮̦̖̹̈́ͪͭ͛ͨͭ͌̂̏̌̚̕͜S̷̗̼̤̭̥̙̝͎̯͖͓̬̘̖̱ͦͫ̍̕͜͠ ̴̶̭̼̥̟̗̯̞̺͈͖͙͗̓̈̌̋͋͑͛̾̚Y̛̑̃̎̌̍̏̆͐͐̾̐̌̚̚҉͏̙̻̟̣̳̼̝E̗̩͔̰̰̦̦̺̮͔̙͉̗͓͋͑ͣ̈̒̔̓͐ͪ͊̈ͥ̑͡͞Ą̡̨̯̞̮̳̞̪͓͈̙̣͖̠͖̰̝ͤͣͬͪ͊̀R̢̯̰̤̼̱͕͚͈̩̺̲͎̼̯̰̫ͤ͂͗̾̓ͯ̍̏ͩ̿̽̒ͭ͆͛͒̀̚͢͝
So are the Hawks finished now that Marshawn is retiring?
>>68174060
Holy shit someone in /nflg/ that doesn't have 10 teams going 12-4 and 10 teams going 2-14?
It's a fucking miracle.
>>68162529
Only idiots and raider fans think oakland is doing anything this year
>Overrated QB
>O line is shit
>defense is worse
>Coach is shit
>Worst division
Fuck chokeland
>>68174211
>/nflg/
Who's that? Sounds like a thread for faggots.
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>guy learns how to make zalgo text
>still doesn't know how to zalgo
disappointing
>>68173321
>Where do we see bosa in 10 years?
pic related
Whats his skill ceiling?
smelling crime
>>68174239
>posts objectively wrong statements about the Raiders
>Le raiders prison xD meme
>implying the AFC West is worst division
Buttfondled nanners fan detected
>>68174354
objectively best division
>>68174239
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>>68174389
cam please
>>68174405
What
Thus thread reeks of Necromancer evil
>>68173519
Doubt Cards get over 13 wins being old af but this is prob the most accurate prediction Ive seen
https://youtu.be/tVugVQsjyaI
>>68174102
Fixed
Fixed
NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 67% 34 TDs 9 INTs 4,400 yards
Matt Stafford 59% 29 TDs 16 INTs 4,600 yards
Jay Cutler 61% 21 TDs 16 INTs 3,200 yards
Teddy Bridgewater 55% 20 TDs 14 INTs
NFC east
Eli Manning 59% 30 TDs 18 INTs 4,600 yards
Tony Romo 71% 30 TDs 8 INTs 3,800 yards
Kirk Cousins 60% 28 TDs 10 INTs 3,900 yards
Carson Wentz 53% 19 TDs 10 INTs 2,900 yards
NFC South
Drew Brees 67% 31 TDs 15 INTs 4,500 yards
Cam Newton 60% 28 TDs 12 INTs 3,700 yards
Matt Ryan 65% 30 TDs 14 INTs 4,600 yards
Jameis Winston 58% 22 TDs 13 INTs 3,100 yards
NFC West
Russell Wilson 58% 25 TDs 11 INTs 4,200 yards
Carson Palmer 62% 31 TDs 16 INTs 4,600 yards
Jared Goff 52% 20 TDs 14 INTs 3,200 yards
Blaine Gabbert 58% 20 TDs 10 INts 3,100 yards
>>68174650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2v6m2Bd_8k
>>68174678
learn 2 shitpost
Best madden intro?
https://youtu.be/aaqeahzwut4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovB-B6E_tx4
>at 15:50
"No team has ever lost a super bowl after leading by 10 points in the 4th quarter."
lel seattle
>>68174832
press F to pay respects
>>68174896
couldnt get X a ring
>>68174896
Madden 06 intro
>>68174678
>>68174973
Not bait at all. it's more accurate than the other one by a mile
>>68173460
>playing Madden as Browns
>up 62-7 at half
>supersim
>lose 70-62
Final key stat for opponent (Colts)
>rushing yards 435
>rushing TDs 8
Breaking off 80yd runs on nearly every possession
>>68175000
>>68174678
Teddy didn't get any yards
>Aqib Talib “too intoxicated to remember what happened” in Dallas shooting, report says
>>68175107
Oh you are that type of trip. The oldbay type. Gotcha well now I know not to reply to you in the future
>>68175129
:^)
NFC East
Eli Manning 60% 40 TDs 26 INTs 4,200 yards
Tony Romo 57% 18 TDs 10 INTs 3,800 yards
Kirk Cousins 62% 24 TDs 16 INTs 3,900 yards
Sam Bradfrord 62% 10 TDs 12 INTs 2,400 yards
Chase Daniels 59% 12 TDs 9 INTs 1,900 yards
NFC North
Aaron Rodgers 67% 34 TDs 8 INTs 4,100 yards
Matthew Stafford 67% 30 TDs 9 INTs 4,700 yards
Jay Cutler 60% 21 TDs 15 INTs 3,600 yards
Teddy Bridgewater 57% 9 TDs 14 INTs 3,100 yards
NFC West
Russell Wilson 70% 36 TDs 8 INTs 4,000 yards
Carson Palmer 62% 31 TDs 15 INTs 5,000 yards
Jared Goff 64% 20 TDs 14 INTs 3,100 yards
Colin Kaepernick 58% 8 TDs 7 INTs 1,200 yards
Blaine Gabbert 62% 13 TDs 12 INTs 2,100 yards
NFC South
Drew Brees 77% 47 TDs 17 INTs 4,800 yards - MVP
Cam Newton 60% 22 TDs 12 INTs 4,000 yards
Matt Ryan 65% 28 TDs 14 INTs 4,600 yards
Jameis Winston 56% 6 TDs 15 INTs 4,100 yards
AFC East
Tom Brady 66% 12 TDs 16 INTs 3,700 yards
Ryan Fitzpatrick 72% 20 TDs 13 INTs 4,000 yards
Ryan Tannehill 65% 25 TDs 12 INTs 4,300 yards
Tyrod Taylor 61% 24 TDs 10 INTs 3,400 yards
AFC North
Ben Roethlisberger 54% 17 TDs 13 INTs 3,700 yards
Andy Dalton 63% 28 TDs 13 INTs 4,300 yards
Joe Flacco 59% 19 TDs 14 INTs 3,700 yards
RG3 61% 18 TDs 12 INTs 3,300 yards
AFC South
Blake Bortles 61% 32 TDs 13 INTs 4,400 yards
Andrew Luck 63% 30 TD 14 INTs 4.700 yards
Marcus Mariota 65% 24 TDs 12 INTs 3.600 yards
Brock Osweiler 60% 19 TDs 12 INTs 3,100 yards
AFC West
Derek Carr 74% 44 TDs 19 INTs 4,800 yards
Phillip Rivers 61% 10 TDs 16 INTs 4,800 yards
Alex Smith 55% 13 TDs 17 INTs 3,700 yards
Paxton Lynch 33% 12 TDs 19 INTs 3,600 yards
>>68175225
>>68160582
>The "storyline" was heavy
What about Favre final season? Didn't win shit.
You didn't see the Giants, Bills or Jets winning any shit right after 9/11, if anything, a fucking Boston team won in 2001.
Every team has a storyline, it's only fishy because you think so.
Ravens winning the SB was nothing out of the ordinary, considering they went 6 straight times to the playoffs, and 2 times to the AFC championship game.
Refs favoring a team during a game?, yes; we have seen it many times. Fixing the whole season? owners wouldn't allow it.
>>68175237
o ffs
>>68175281
>You didn't see the Giants, Bills or Jets winning any shit right after 9/11, if anything, a fucking Boston team won in 2001.
Goodell wasnt commissioner
>>68175237
>Derek Carr 74% 44 TDs 19 INTs 4,800 yards
Its funny how when I start posting people go out of their way to sound like retards by having Tony Romo look like shit in their predictions just because they are constantly wanting me, an elder trip of /sp/ and one of the top dogs of the Trip Hierarchy, to notice them and give them a (You) because my (You)s are worth 10x as much as regular anonymous (You)s
>>68175442
here
>>68175442
>>68175442
>cowboys fans are this delusional
You are now Old Bay tier
>>68175442
i lost you at the second (You)
>>68175481
>now
>>68175489
It's okay you'll get it
>>68175442
>give them a (You) because my (You)s are worth 10x as much as regular anonymous (You)s
I'm 20 (You)s away from leveling up can you toss me a couple?
>>68175555
good 5s
Whatever happened to that German reciever dude that got hyped up right before the draft?
Did anyone fall for the meme and use a decent pick on him?
>tf if it was your team
>>68175555
Shit you can have all the (you)s you want with dem numbers, checked
>>68175611
Vikings took him
>>68175442
>tripfag heirarchy
>>68175555
here you go
and here is a quest item
it's the upgraded "Post Em" template
>>68175625
Oh neat, I know a vikings fan. when did they take him?
>>68175442
Youll never bring back GodHand tier shitposting.
I see you trying, but it just isnt going to happen.
It was a different time here on /sp/, things change.
>>68158582
>mfw everybody who posts about deflategate looks like that
>>68175442
How did i have Romo looking like shit? I had him throwing nearly 70% and 4:1 TD to INT
R8 my prediction bros
No bully pls
>>68175681
6/180
>>68175693
Thats a really well made webm.
>>68175722
NFL Network coverage of the draft was god tier.
>>68175712
4/10
you got the AFC to look good but your NFC is shite
>>68175712
W-What happened to the other week of games?
>>68175761
His AFC is just as bad as his NFC
>>68175712
>5-10
>>68175804
lol saved
>>68175762
goodell suspends the entire league for failed drug tests
>>68175762
>I missed week 17
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/06/the-top-100-nfl-players-2016-rankings
How many players from >your team made the list?
>>68176337
6.
>T. Brady
>R. Gronkowski
>J. Collins
>M. Butler
>D. Hightower
>D. McCourty
how long until people start taking us seriously
>>68176542
When you get a good QB
>>68176553
i think jammie is good
>>68176599
Well then maybe you should re-evaluate why you think I should take you, your fanbase, or your team seriously then.
>>68176702
given what he was able to achieve last season, particularly with his development and elimination of interceptions as the season progressed, and given his youth, i think jammie is a highly promising prospect moving forward
>>68176662
>Bengals winning a game on national TV
No.
>Cards not choking in the divisional round
No.
>Chiefs winning their division
No.
>Texans winning 10 games
No.
>Saints winning more than 5 games
No.
>Redskins finishing last in the NFCE
No.
>Giants finishing first in the NFCE
No.
Throw it out and start over.
>>68176662
>4-11
>6-9
>4-11
>3-12
were these teams dissolved or relocated prior to the season's end
>>68176662
You forgot Bears-Redskins and Chargers-Bucs.
>>68176756
>Dalton doesn't get injured
>2nd Year sensation David Johnson carries Palmer through a mistake-ridden playoffs
>Perfectly reasonable
>Hopkins puts up top 10 all time receiving yards
>Saints defense finds life without Rob Ryan's fucktard schemes
>Redskins defense can't adjust even with Norman
>Giants sneak by winning 4/6 close games instead of 0/6
its happening
>>68176825
tragic mid-air collisions miraculously happen on the same day and the teams out of honor for fallen teammates don't play week 17, obviously
>>68176952
It doesn't matter if Dalton is healthy or not. The Bengals do not win nationally televised games.
If they were 15-0 and met the Browns on MNF at home, they'd still lose.
>>68176952
Giants aren't going to be good enough to have more than 2 close games. Eli is going to get injured this season because he is old and is due for one and Giants will get a Top 4 pick which they spend on a QB for when he retires after the 2019 season
>>68177000
>000
now I actually have to fix it, god damn it anon
>>68177037
>Eli
>Injured
>>68177065
Even with Eli considering how good the rest of the division got the Giants don't look to be any better than a 6 or 7 win team
1. Patriots
2. Packers
3. Panthers
4. Steelers
5. Eagles
6. Bengals
7. Raiders
8. Cardinals
9. Chiefs
10. Vikings
11. Broncos
12. Cowboys
13. Seahawks
14. Bills
15. Texans
16. Saints
17. Ravens
18. Buccaneers
19. Falcons
20. Titans
21. Redskins
22. Chargers
23. Jets
24. Lions
25. Giants
26. Dolphins
27. Jaguars
28. Colts
29. Rams
30. Bears
31. Browns
32. 49ers
>>68177153
this is a meme list if i've ever seen one.
>>68177101
rest of the division didn't do shit
The Eagles have a qb money hole
The Redskins added one overrated corner who Beckham torched last year
The Cowboys added a rookie RB and have no DE's for the first four games of the year
The Giants overpayed for mediocre talent but its more than the rest of the NFC East dumpsterfire
>>68177153
>5. Eagles
>>68177153
>20. Titans
>18. Buccaneers
>17. Ravens
>16. Saints
>13. Seahawks
>12. Cowboys
>7. Raiders
>5. Eag
ok this is too stupid to be real congratulations you managed to ruse a complete retard (me) for a few minutes i hope that hopes you cope with the fact that you're going to die alone and how disappointed your parents are in you
>>68176337
>Tony Romo not in the top 50
list discarded
>>68177153
eagles have only got worse this offseason, espn is retarded
>>68177256
Eagles aside, I don't really see a problem with the others you listed.
>>68176542
When your uniforms stop looking like alarm clocks
>>68177386
you think that the raiders are the fourth best team in the afc
you think that the cowboys are better than the seahawks, or even the bills, and texans
if positions 16, 17, 18, and 20 are accurate then this league is horrible and a legitimate fucking shitshow
the only way in hell that the saints are an "average" team, or that any of those rankings make any fucking sense, is if this league is fucking terrible
Colts vs Packers: Old School Bowl
>>68177489
The Raiders ranking is pretty accurate desu, they are no longer the laughing stock they were a few years ago. Their Defense will be especially scary this season
I had aotta fun with my super bowl scenarios so let's try some playoff / post season ones, which of these would you most like to see?
1. Carr vs Bortles, 790 yards total passing, 13 total TDs, over 100 total points - a true shootout
2. Derailed - A perfect Bengals season is one the line vs RG3 and the rejuvenated Browns offense, can the Bengals hang on?
3. Wentz' world - New QB Carson Wentz has a mighty task on his hands : can he and the Eagles outlast the Panthers to make the SB? A tough NFCCG in Philly is underway!
4. Miracle - The Cardinals have made SB51 on a very controversial Larry Fitzgerald catch and score late in the 4th last week, with a score of 7-10, the patriots look to edge out a tough Cards offense. Palmer heaves a prayer to Larry Fitz standing alone in the end zone...
5. Aaron Rodgers who was suddenly injured in week 6 has missed all 10 of the packers last games, the team has struggled to a 9-7 wildcard berth, Rodgers comes in while injured and eliminates the Lions and a tough seahawks team, a very battered Rodgers defies all reasoning and starts in the SB, a tough Denver D has had their way Rodgers and he is taken out in the 2nd quarter after a hard Miller hit, then in the 4th the packers find themselves behind 31-34, Rodgers once again takes the reigns, can this embattled QB get it done?
>>68177489
PFF has the Raiders getting the #3 seed.
>>68177563
>1. Carr vs Bortles, 790 yards total passing, 13 total TDs, over 100 total points - a true shootout
I really can't see Carr throwing 13 touchdowns.
>>68177580
Its a shootout m8, both QBs have thrown 13
>>68177591
Bortortle can't get into a shootout with Carr when he's facing the Raiders' D.
>>68177637
In the scenario he can
>>68177533
>>68177566
rankings based on offseason acquisitions are inherently vapid
last year, this time, people were giving the cowboys a free ride to the NFCCG, and were saying that the bills and dolphins would be nightmares for brady, and that the giants and eagles would be great
offseason means jack shit
using as a metric the only tangible and valid resource that we have, game-film and regular/post-season records and stats, the raiders are not a #7 team
>>68177188
Giants overpaid for defense that hasn't done shit
Cowboys have gotten better than 2014 now that they are all healthy
Redskins were better than the Giants last year and got better pieces than them
Eagles will be trap games
Division will be between the Redskins and the Cowboys. Cowboys probably take it though
>>68177664
Found the butthurt Chiefs fan.
>>68177745
i'm not a chiefs fan.
my team isn't even in the afc.
>>68177675
The Giants defense tied top 10 in FF and INTs?
They couldn't stop the run and lost the clutches. Top 10 offense last year. If the defense is middle of the pack they win the division.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/team/_/stat/defense/sort/interceptions
>>68177664
>eagles would be great
I don't seem to remember this
>>68177664
PFF were 11/12 for their playoff picks last year and anyone who actually watched the Raiders last year can see that they're poised for another big step forward regardless of their offseason moves
>>68177781
Giants couldn't even get a winning record when the division was shit last year. Redskins got better and the Cowboys are healthy. The only way the Giants get 2nd in the division is if the cowboys get injured again and Cousins has a decent drop off from last season. Giants can have a good offense all they want, but they still aren't even the 2nd best team in that division if every other team is at the top of their game.
>>68173071
>offense is only average
um the bucs' offense was objectively top 5 in 2015
>>68177875
>Cousins has a decent drop
>cowboys get injured again
So we agree they're winning then. Cool.
>>68177828
What was the one pick they missed?
>>68177946
>OBJ gets injured
>Eli has a decent drop
No we aren't in agreement
>>68158333
The Bears got humiliated by the 49ers in the NFCCG just like the Panthers and they went on to win the Super Bowl the next year.
Which team were the 2015 Panthers most often compared to? The '85 Bears that won a Super Bowl.
>>68173071
>jets were 10th in yards per game and 11th in points per game and a top 5 redone offense
>people will say they werent an above average offense last year
>>68177828
>PFF were 11/12 for their playoff picks last year
no shit you fucking idiot, because 2015's playoffs were pretty much the exact same as 2014's playoffs, a prediction that a fucking infant could've put forth
those were predictions based on not extrapolations for teams' growth, but objective and tangible performances than put those teams in the playoffs the previous season. they predicted that the great and elite teams would stay elite, not that the teams that are still growing and improving would magically take the fucking #3 seed in their respective conference
reply to me again, seriously: fucking do it, especially if it's another bullshit
>b-but m-m-muh PFF
reply. PLEASE fucking do it so i can lavish the pleasure of rhetorically curb-stomping your retarded ass all over again
P L E A S E
Rank the teams in each division.
Don't factor in potential injuries, except in the case of Tony Romo who suffers a major injury every year.
AFCE
1. Patriots
2. Bills
3. Dolphins
4. Jets
AFCN
1. Steelers
2. Bengals
3. Ravens
4. Browns
AFCS
1. Jaguars
2. Colts
3. Texans
4. Titans
AFCW
1. Raiders
2. Chiefs
3. Broncos
4. Chargers
NFCE
1. Redskins
2. Giants
3. Eagles
4. Cowboys
NFCN
1. Packers
2. Vikings
3. Lions
4. Bears
NFCS
1. Panthers
2. Falcons
3. Buccaneers
4. Saints
NFCW
1. Cardinals
2. Xehawks
3. Rams
4. 49ers
>>68177946
it is my permanent conviction to kill anyone that posts this reaction image
>>68172269
LB
>None drafted in the first round since Arik Armstead
>>68178089
>AFCW
>1. Raiders
see:
>>68177489
>>68177664
>>68178034
>>68178090
>>68178133
Linking your own delusional posts isn't an argument.
>>68178150
your intent is null.
you are already dead.
>>68178178
>linking me to these arguments against my post isn't an argument
>>68177952
they had eagles iirc
>>68178034
lel ok buddy
I agree that PFF isn't the end all be all but it doesn't mean they're wrong, just because the same teams stayed good last year doesn't mean there was analysis in their playoff picks. Anyway you're acting like the Raiders were terrible last season, 4 more projected wins against an easier schedule is very do-able especially with all the close loses they had last year
>>68178231
you're missing my point
it's one thing to "predict" that certain teams will maintain their strength and return to the playoffs.
it's another thing entirely to predict that a sub .500 team will take the #3 seed, especially when that team plays in what many regard as the most difficult division in the league. even if they manage to pad their w/l ratio against the nfcs, that's only 4 games, and it may not be enough
>>68178354
and the Raiders are one of the reasons it's the most difficult divisions, they beat the Broncos in Denver and held them without a TD through both games, swept the Chargers and should have split with the Chiefs if not for some mistakes by Carr that are to be expected of a 2nd year QB and which should improve this year. Even if they don't take the 3rd seed the playoffs and 10-6 should be fairly easily attainable
>>68178089
>>68178178
what i really like is that you had the audacity to post those rankings while lacking any intellectual capacity to substantiate it, or even muster a response to my rebuttal
you, and others such as yourselves, are the cancer rotting away at this website. through some vapid obligation to post and feel as though you're contributing, your posture about and submit posts like this >>68178089, only to shy away from response the moment someone challenges you
you should seriously fucking kill yourself, or at least kill what little remains after i've so fucking thoroughly destroyed what resemblance you once bore to humanity and intelligence
just go jump off a bridge or something
>>68178628
your reply is incoming. it'll be in another post, since i don't want this one to be too long
>>68178715
kek
A.) this is 4chan idk what you're expecting
2.) all you've done is attack arguments without actually posting an credible reasoning for such attacks. Essentially all your posts have been:
>these rankings suck
>PFF sucks
but haven't offered any real counter arguments or other rankings
hell you haven't even demonstrated any real knowledge of football or any team's particular rosters all you do is shitpost using bigger words
>>68178628
>held them without a TD through both games
with papa peypey taking snaps and touching the ball every play that's not an accomplishment
>swept the chargers
i hope you don't sincerely think this is some sort of achievement, given how shit the chargers were last season
>should've split with the chiefs
but didn't
>if not for some mistakes by carr that are to be expected of a nd year QB and which should improve this year
should improve. see, here's the thing about you, and about that other retard that's too fucking scared to reply to me because i blew him the fuck out so badly: neither of you are looking at this objectively.
in your previous post, you remarked on how many close loses the raiders had in 2015, assuming that in 2016 more of those games will go in their favor, because reasons. further, you ignored the close wins that they had, the wins that really could've gone either way but incidentally favored the raiders and appear as a w in w/l column.
every team has close wins/losses, and every fanbase expects their team to improve their ability to win close games, just as every fanbase expects that their young prospects will continue to develop regardless of what little evidence there exists to such an affect
>>68178930
>these rankings suck
that's not what i said. i said the raiders' position on those rankings was shit and wholly unfounded, a specific enough argument to be rebutted
i don't need to offer alternative rankings to argue that your rankings are shit. i could, but i don't need to, because it's entirely beside the point, you fucking retard
>PFF sucks
that's also not what i said. i said it's lazy critically dishonest to assume that PFF's accurate 2015 playoff predictions will bode accurate 2016 playoff predictions, after which i provided an explicit, well-substantiated reasoning that not you nor anyone else has mustered the intellectual faculty to challenge
you guys are boring me
i'm leaving
don't interpret the lack of a response to any impending replies to my posts as a forfeit or intellectual submission
i'm leaving because you people have proven to not be worth my meddle
goodbye
>>68179177
*mettle
>>68178960
>with papa peypey taking snaps and touching the ball every play that's not an accomplishment
Except they beat Brock Lobster snapping his 5 game win streak.
Why the Raiders will improve:
1. Carr will have 1 more year of experience, this will be the first year he'll be under the same HC/OC/system for 2 years in a row.
2. Cooper had a foot injury which signifficantly impacted the Raiders offense last season hence the major falloff in offensive production in the 2nd half of the season, not to mention 1 more year with Carr.
3. Defensive cohesion: the D improved dramatically over the 2nd half of the season. The D contributed directly to some losses in the beginning of the season. The DC and defense have remained the same.
I have more but I see you're pussying out
>>68179177
>>68179177
M'lady
>>68179217
no; it's meddle. you're not worth my meddle
fuck off and play your shitty touhou fucking faggot
>>68179307
you're a literal retard
So what do you guys want to talk about?
>>68179307
meddle isn't a word
enjoy your (you)
>>68179307
>>68179260
You know what the funniest thing about that tard's autistic ranting is?
Those rankings were taken directly from ESPN.
>>68179353
it is actually
>>68179389
you're right I'm dumb
Thanks for the (you) though
>>68179343
>>68179353
>>68179375
you people are objectively retarded
>>68179260
your reply is incoming
>>68179385
b-but it's impossible to predict that a team will improve
none of you can match my vast intellect
>>68179449
so you just proved that you used the word incorrectly?
I'm not following
>>68179449
you literally just posted the exact same thing as me, and it proves you completely wrong
like what the fuck am i being next level trolled here
>>68179491
he's gotta be a troll or it's Smeth to Death back for revenge
R8 my predictions
Having myself a laff at all these delusional faiders fans that think they will finish anything other than slightly better than the 2-14 chefs this year.
>>68179597
52/134 could use more pizzazz
>>68179491
stop posting here, its unhealthy for us
>>68179260
>pussying out
oh
oh god this is just too good
see, i'm not "pussying out." through constant rhetorical thrashing, i realized that you've nothing of interest or weight to contribute to this discourse and defeat me.
let's, both of us, look at your most recent reply and assess the accuracy of my prediction
>except they beat brock lobster
so, let me get this straight: i shit on papa peypey and say beating him is no accomplishment, so you resort to telling me how the raiders actually beat his backup, and imply THAT is the accomplishment?
this is categorical retardation. point for me.
>carr will have 1 more year of experience
neat. every other non-rookie player will also have more experience in the league. for opposing defenses, they've now an additional year defending carr. opposing defensive coordinators will have more film on him, more resources with which they can identify his tendencies and destroy and dissect him.
>cooper had a foot injury
neat. players get injured all the time. there's no reason to think that he, or another player on the team, won't injure himself
>defensive cohesion
see the first point.
every year that the defense stays and plays together is more film that opposing offenses have.
the whole "m-muh additional year of chemistry" meme is just that: a meme. elite play isn't a consequence of having 2-3 years in the same system. it's a consequence of an elite system and/or elite players.
call me when the raiders have an elite system and/or elite players.
>>68179480
that's proof that i used it correctly.
>>68179177 says that you people aren't worth my intrusion, my interference. there's nothing wrong with that statement.
>>68179491
i didn't read your post, because at that point you'd already proved to me that you're a retard, and i've made a point to avoid discourse with retards
it must be frustrating for you to be so thoroughly destroyed in a general you pretty much own, in front of all your internet friends
pity
This thread kinda sucks tbqh.
>>68179711
everything i do is unhealthy for me desu
>>68179739
if you're not going to reason like a sane human being try not to respond to me ok
>>68179800
>this thread sucks
>packers sucks
>rodgers sucks
>florida sucks
One day youre gonna have to stop and and consider that maybe its you
>>68179800
Hey guys, started some strongass antibiotics and I'm doing better. Did I miss anything since taking got shot?
>>68179739
*it was a hologram*
0/10 bait, you had me going for a while though so enjoy this last (you)
>3 months until season starts
I just want to see if Wentz is going to be good.
>>68179870
how is that not sane reasoning?
your initial post proved to me that you were an idiot, so from that point on i automatically assumed that whatever you were posting, it was retarded, which is why i didn't look at the second picture you posted
>>68179880
what the fuck are you even talking about?
>>68179800
i fractured my hip, will you dress as a nurse and cater me?
>>68179870
i love you too much to lose you
>>68179875
give back my shekels
>>68179950
pssh... no es intimo...cholo... *salsas behind you* AY!YAI!YAI!... *starts dancing around sombrero* heh...es no problemo... *shakes maracas into the sunset on el burro*
>>68179904
Pete wentz and his Monday night football song is terrible
No need to wait three months
>>68179344
>>68179950
my good sir *bows*
what fine football establishment do you pledge your allegiance to?
*teleports behind you*
I'm waiting
>>68179904
but what if he doesn't start year 1, isn't that why bradford and daniel are making 30 mil combined a year
>>68179874
If by one day you mean like 12-13 years ago then yeah.
>>68179875
Get well soon. You didn't miss much.
>>68179739
isn't that an improper use of a verb?
>>68180080
i'm a bucs fan, which i'm only telling you to see you'll resort to predictably laughing at them, and calling them shit, etc
go on, do it
we all know you want to
>>68179950
read my last post, it still applies
>>68179997
<3
>>68180131
he's not starting week 1 at least, bradford is
>Sources say the Chargers have been in extension talks with star wideout Keenan Allen on possible 4 or 5 year deal
![Kyle-Parramore-Mug-USF-bomb-threat[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WThIhyY.jpg "Kyle-Parramore-Mug-USF-bomb-threat[2]")
>>68180181
what is it with florida and football autists?
>>68180257
only it doesn't
my reasoning is sane, and in that post i broken it down even further
at this point you're only replying to me with this "see prev reply yr not making any sense" bullshit to maintain this illusion that i didn't defeat you 3 fucking replies ago, which is pathetic
>>68180320
i'm not autistic
>>68180378
>my reasoning is sane
>i'm not autistic
clear contradiction here, sorry
going to have to ask you to stop responding to me
>>68180320
>mfw a packers f""""a""""n lives in floridA
>>68180257
goodbye my love
>>68180378
>defeated you
what are you in a 4chan anime?
>a girl i knew through normiebook tried to hang herself two days ago
>she finally died about 2 hours ago
G-go eagles
>>68180489
thanks for sharing
>>68180521
Anytime
Any update on Fitzy?
>>68180421
>he's still doing it
>he's still replying to me to maintain the illusion that my rhetoric didn't conquer him three replies ago
>still
>>68180473
i don't even watch anime. there's nothing wrong with that verage. it succinctly expresses that my argument has beaten his
Accurate?
>>68180473
it's bucme without his trip
>>68180585
seriously though fuck off man
>>68153931
Dubs and Giants win in Houston
I'm not gay, but... I kinda want to have sex with Gronk.
Does that make me gay?
Again: I am not gay.
>>68180489
no one gives a shit you fucking idiot
people kill themselves all the time
>>68180610
why
why should i fuck off
>>68180627
gay sex?
or like you wish you could be a college girl and he fucks the shit out of you?
>>68150266
>DEN:Talib released from hospital after being shot
aww I was hoping that nigger died.
>>68180645
nah you should trip up and stay you're entertaining
>>68180659
Both and neither.
>>68180645
because i'm tired of you
why even come back if you're just going to shitpost badly and autistically
>>68180680
i already have a trip. i often simply elect not to use it
>>68180712
>because i'm tired of you
considering the fact that i've spent the last 20 minutes running rhetorical circles around your slow and bloated ass, it's objectively impossible for you to be "bored" of me
why do pats fans act so gay?
>>68180594
>Packers 16-0
NO IT'S NOT ACCURATE YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>68153002
>Packers 8-8
>Vikings 12-4
pic very much related
>>68179449
>im not going to post anymore, im an intellectual supreme
>post anyways
Get a trip faggot
>>68180811
the fact that i was able to tell who you are just by how autistic and rage filled your posts are isn't a good thing dude
also not sure you actually know what "objectively" means
Why does every other trip but me post with their trip off?
>>68180872
considering that there exist at most two bucs fans that routinely contribute to this general it's not particularly surprising
>not sure you actually know what "objectively" means
don't play this game with me. my use of language is sometimes flexible and spontaneous, a reflection of the artistic inclinations that inform my ever-stirring soul
>>68180921
because we aren't fucking attentionwhores whose posts' only merit is a goddamn associated username
>>68180378
Has to be "I'm stalking a new girl this week bucsme"
>>68180811
Score
>>68180822
And there's negative nancy sneak >>68180872
Dude it's bucsholdme... The girl he was stalking probably got a new boyfriend. Allison or whatever
To football
How likely is
- Cleveland purposely tanking the season
- pats going to the owl
- Bradford playing the whole season
- raiders players not being arrested
- goff surviving the whole season
- bucholdme getting a qt gf
>>68180594
where did tbis meme start the steelers are @n 13-3 team?
is it the name people automatically think they're good?
iktf gronks slav cock must be HUUGE >>68180627
>>68180489
the pathologist will play with her bod for a bit desu
>>68180921
romo is elite y/n
>>68180982
you either are a trip attention whore or you aren't
either embrace it or post anonymously fag, allison is fugly anyhow
>>68180982
your posts have literally no merit bud
>>68181008
why would a pathologist examine her after she was dead?
>>68177334
What key players and personnel did they lose?
Byron Maxwell?
Kiko Alonso?
Chip Kelly?
>>68180594
>Chiefs finishing with more than 6 wins
>Raiders going above .500
>Packers 16-0
>Cowboys not going below .500
Projection is a 0/10 reddit tier garbage
>>68181060
getting rid of bad players only matters if you actually replace them with good players, which the eagles have not.
I'm really skeptical of doug pederson tbqh.
his press conference made him sound like an idiot
Where is the Bucs biggest weakness?
>>68181052
don't they suck the poop out, or is thT the mortician?
anyways hit it while its fresh
>>68180997
>>68181035
>>68181052
you are creating the monster that will destroy you
>>68181145
knees weak sketgii XDDX
>>68181145
The line on both sides of the ball
>>68180997
>Cleveland purposely tanking the season
8/10 chance especially if they really suck early which is likely
>pats going to the owl
1.5/10 Defense is a joke outside of like 2 players and the Brady suspension hurts because Garappalo is garbage
>Bradford playing the whole season
3/10 unlikely with injury history and a rookie waiting to take the job
>raiders players not being arrested
0/10 several will get arrested
>goff surviving the whole season
5/10 Pass rush in the nfcw has gotten worse but he looks very breakable behind an average o line
>bucholdme getting a qt gf
-100000000/10 any trip that posts on here is doomed to be a wizard
>>68181161
that's the mortician breh
>>68181161
morticians handle dead bodies, pathologists examine live tissue afaik
>>68181145
secondary prolly, tight end too
>>68181008
objectively yes Romo is elite any reasonable person can see that. Put Romo on a team like the Pats, Packers, Broncos, Chiefs and he wins them superbowls
>>68181145
dubious defensive backfield. of the corners with realistic chance to make the team, only one is over 6', and he's not even practicing with the first team right now.
little to no depth at defensive tackle, which is especially a concern given how injury prone mccoy can be.
jameis is inconsistent. needs to learn how to be productive early, and improve in the red-zone.
>>68180997
>>68181296
only i have a gf
>>68181342
no they examine dead bodies too.
tfw will never examine sneaks dead body after krabs kills him
>>68181462
weren't you a pimple butt trap with ugly feet?
>>68181169
You are so creepy. No wonder you have to stalk girl. How can you not get laid in college.
>>68181296
I pretty much agree.
Goff has Seattle, and the cards. Atleast gurley will survive half the season >>68181462
No you don't.
>>68181358
He's elite when he plays. When he plays. It's sad his career was wasted with Garrett.
>>68181377
Jamies career will be the same. Teams have film on him. If he doesn't end up in jail or suspended for the still on going rape shit he's going to be mister interception
>>68181377
So essentially, defense needs to be worked on for a bit. Better OL would help Winston too Im sure. The days of Sapp, Rice, Brooks, and Barber have sadly passed. Noticed no one had issues with the LB corps so thats a good first step.
>>68181358
objectively wrong since the patriots and broncos just won owls
packers probably since the boys btfo seattle
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/16002518/aaron-rodgers-green-bay-packers-cuts-dairy-diet
>the city of cheesefags
>>68181560
dead bodies smell legit awful, especially in the summer florida heat
>>68181620
the bucs are building a nice little OL with marpet and benenoch should help
they're getting better on defense too, they got some of my favorite players in the draft
>>68181560
that's oddish
>>68181587
yes, i do have a gf, and for good reason.
>>68181620
yes, particularly the back end, though that will be less of a need if the DL with its new additions and coach step up this season
LP corps is at least tied with RB for the strongest position group on the team
>>68181637
If Romo was on the Pats his whole career with Belichick he would have 6 superbowls by now. If he had that Broncos defense last year he would have gone 19-0
>>68181587
He has had his best years with Garrett. it's just sad it took Jerry Jones so long to stop having the Head coaches also take either DC or OC duties as well.
>>68180828
If the Packers get a better record, it's only because of their piss easy schedule.
>>68181745
not if you refrigerate them c:
>>68181776
no
>>68181768
ew
>>68181776
>if he had that broncos defense last year he would have gone 19-0
a record achieved primarily through the defense's contribution
i hope you're not implying that would be some sort of achievement for romo
>>68181768
... Umm. What is that? It's kind of feminine, but has man ankles. Ew>
>>68181776
Garrett can't coach a defense to save his balls.
I'm giving romo props. Any team with a decent defense in his prime he'd be a constant owl threat.
post players you like on teams you hate
>McCourty
>titans
>>68182017
Garrett never had to coach a defense...
>>68181875
yes
>>68181901
19-0 none the less
>>68181119
Chip Billy d - shit
DP Schwartz - unknown both have history and experience DP going to playoffs with chiefs and having good years Schwartz led good defenses in his time as well and proved good with evaluating and using defensive talent as he Darius slay, suh quinn etc and squeezing career years out of vets mario/Kyle Williams bradham mckelvin when DC of 2014 bills finished 2nd best d
Demarco murray
Kiki Alonso
Both did nothing all year esp kiko
Murray is the only significant loss being replaced by Smallwood in the 5th but adding Brandon brooks should help
Maxwell was burnt shit Seattle babby
Carrol comes back from injury as cb1 Rowe steps up as cb2 which he started last year
Leodis Mckelvin signed to fill the roster gap
>>68182045
Clowney
Texans
>>68182089
.............fuck. I know you stupid shit. He's the hc. He's responsible for the team. If the defense sucks it goes back to him. If the offense sucks it goes back to him. Offense good it's on him (you even said that) Defense good on him.
Welcome to the nfl where head coaches are in charge of the whole team
>>68182025
what is the purpose of this post
this isn't a rebuttal
>>68182175
Yes.
And that picture is disgusting
>>68182191
the Cowboys shitty years of defense are mostly due to lack of depth after Wade Wilson left and because Rob Ryan does stupid shit and wanted to make bad moves. The only thing Garrett has done for the defense is give moral support. Garrett has little to do with all the good the Cowboys defense has done the last few years.
>>68182045
>>68182300
heh... Wade Wilson
>>68182272
why haven't you impregnated a white woman yet
>>68182300
i bet you'd fug a bucci if romo won an owl
>>68182371
my gf is white and we've made love on numerous occasions
>Joique Bell has 3 offers
Fuck just retire a Lion Joique. You got no gas in the tank anymore and you'll always be a Michigan man deep down.
>>68182045
Gronk
Pats
>>68181768
A good DL is always beneficial to a teams secondary. Who did they pick up in the drat that you feel may have an immediate impact on their defense? Did they pick up secondary? Sorry, I havent followed the Bucs at all this offseason. Theyve seemed pretty quiet. Re-signing Martin and McCoy are the only things Ive really heard.
>>68182045
Ive always loved Kuhn because I love the FB position. It is pretty cool to hear Lambeau field erupt with KUUUUUUHN whenever he makes a killer block/run, unless it's against the Lions of course.
>>68182300
>it's not the head coaches fault his teams defense sucked
Lol oh my
>>68177153
>27. Jaguars
T H E Y S L E E P
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Giants are a lock this year
>>68182805
Carl pls
>>68182834
im putting my moms house on it
>>68182850
But then you'll be homeless.
>>68182688
There are plenty of DCs out there that have far more control over the defense than the head coach. That's why head coaches bring in their own guys all the time. So yes, in regards to the Cowboys the shit 2012 and 2013 defense is more on the defensive coordinator than the head coach.
>>68182896
nope, im gonna be rich
>>68182371
maybe a post-op if there was nothing wrong with the procedure
>>68158114
>still have to beat Cardinals
>still have to beat Seahawks
>still have to beat Vikings
>still have to win a division with the Bucs and Drew Brees
Can't be stopped? they'll go 13-3 at best, most likely ~11-5
Eagles defense with Schwartz is gonna be fun to watch desu, can't wait
Also can't wait for Wentz to develop
Why do people believe in the Cardinals?
>>68184470
they like them so they hope they do well, same with people saying the jags will win the afcs
>>68183162
>Carson Palmer isn't getting any younger
>LoB starting to fall apart even though the Hawks now have a very good offense
>Implying the Panthers D wouldn't eat Memewater alive if he threw anything other than a checkdown
>6-10 team
>Brees is nearing retirement and his defense is shit
>>68184470
Because the cardinals have been able to make the playoffs despite major injuries consistently while the rest of the division takes a step back
>>68185686
Nobody is impressed by making the playoffs and choking every time, except when Peyton does it.
>>68185819
It's impressive when you do it with John Skelton and half of a starting defense
>>68184174
This
Also not sure why anyone is and was freaking out that we traded up for went
Bradford is never gonna be a star
At least now we have a fresh chance at getting a franchise and and being locked in at about for time to come and can spend draft picks on the 21 other starting positions
>>68186074
You better not be complaining about injuries
Everyone is subject to injury
>>68186074
it's more like reverse momentum
riotously hot start that burns out in december. sorta like a reverse us12s season
>>68186613
some more than others
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFCcysgaCkU
>100 people taken into protective custody
there is no better rivalry in the nfl when both are good
>>68187084
>naners that low
>and harbs and fangio still managed to drag them to .500
>>68187094
they should be thankful that the $(ers and raidniggers only have games once every four years, plenty of time to let that bad blood dissipate
if it was twice a season then bodies would be dropping all over the bay
>>68186483
Cause they are stupid. Once la made the retard move to trade for goff (lol 6'4 215 versus Seattle and Arizona 4 times a year what could go wrong) the Eagles made a smart move to trade up for wentz, who actually has a very good shot at being good.
Bradford has a short leash, if he gets hurt or fucks up they'll cut or trade him, then if wentz isn't ready they have chase who knows the offense already and can function as at very least a solid stop gape and possibly be a good starter. Chase is pretty good, only knock on him is he's not 6'4. If chase falters wentz can come in at half season and develop.
Basically the Eagles have a short term, long term and back up plan at qb. One way or another they don't have to worry about the qb position for another 3 years and most likely they'll get atleast one solid qb out of 3.
They've got talent and will have cap space next year. It's a solid plan. The Rams better hope goff works out. Goff goes down they got foles lol.
>>68187084
This kinda doesn't mean shit on its own since the quality of player inujured can vary greatly
Unless you're Gnats tier I guess
>>68187094
Got that right, I don't care who we lose too, I don't even care if it's the Giants twice in the superbowl, nothing hurts worse than a loss to the god damn Jets.
>>68187094
Apparently you've never been to a steeler/Ravens game or Eagles/cowboys
It's close but I'd say the steeler/ravens are the worst at Baltimore. That's a fucking brawl
>>68187084
There is a lot that can be done to prevent injury occurrence and being such a statistical outlier or deviation near the ass end of that chart means something is not being done in terms of nutrition health maintained rehab sleep warm up practice exercise etc
Look at the eagles at the top, that is after chip Kelly started doing his autistic shit !measuring player sleep and nutrition individuality. I think they said he
Had some kind of tracker on lesean McCoy making sure he slept and drank water
>>68188166
yeah most of the blame went to the S&C they finally canned this offseason. picked up some guy from ND to replace him.
One of those injuries wasn't that guys fault though
>O's BTFO the Goyals tonight
>Kimbo heem'd
good night lads
>>68175481
Stay obsessed faggot
>>68188631
Fuck... Forgot about Talib and Ali getting crusaded on
>>68150266
I heard that it's supposed that Talib was at a strip club when he got shot in the leg. He told the police that he was drunk as fuck in a park and shot himself in the leg, but he wasn't sure because everything was a blur due to his level of intoxication.
What kind of dumb ass gets drunk enough in the middle of a park, IN FUCKING DALLAS, to shoot himself in the leg. Dude. It's June. The Super Bowl party is over. Stop being a colossal faggot and go meet Obama.
This coming from someone who's not even a Denver fan.
> I don't smoke weed
>>68188858
>Drunk in a strip club
>carrying a weapon
>practices the religion of peace
nothing to see here lads, just another stand up Muslim who isn't going to jail for a very long time for lying to the police
>>68153002
>Texans: 10-6
I'm ok with this.
>>68175722
That was fun to watch. I hope MoBo finds a place in the NFL, even if it's just special teams.
>>68188858
I heard the Dallas police reissued a statement because it wasn't Talib that did it
>>68188912
Literally only trashy people smoke weed.
>>68189256
Well two other people got shot so something isn't adding up
>>68189256
Yeah, I'm not too surprised. Talib seems like the type of person who'd get into something stupid like this during the offseason.
>>68188912
DUDE
>>68189562
What makes you think that? The fact that it has happened like 3 other times already?
>waiting 5 hours for 2 more posts in a summer /nfl/ general
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>>68189632
Hey hey, slow your roll. This is the first time I've heard of Talib involved with something stupid outside of football.
I don't constantly scan the tabloids for shit like that. I simply happen across it like the bumbling mongoloid I am.
>>68189568
WEED
