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ebin :^)
>>68147745
>he waited for hours, constantly pressing f5 to make sure he posted the new thread before that meanie autism op did
top kek
>He missed the best fight of the year
ngannou
Btrock will get the fuck beat out of him by whoever, just like his last 3 fights.
>jon
master thong
>Bork's back
>Mcgoobers rematch happening
>Bisbong wins title via KO
>DC still coming for dat dick
It's a good time to be a fite fan
eire
>>68147815
>sperg is mad he can't make a shit op nobody will read
>>68147712
>implying there is anything wrong with that
>>68147818
that doesn't look like Kim vs Reyes
NO NEW CHAMPIONS TONIGHT
Who do y'all think Bork is going to fight? Will they give him a top 10 guy? I think itll be someone like Derrick Lewis
>>68147892
>sperg is so mad that someone didn't put shitty memes in the op, he waited hours to post a shit thread 30 posts early
TOP KEK
O
P
KEK
Is this guy the GOAT trainer?
>>68147921
Probably Hunt since he is available and has some name value
>>68147882
From years of watching Master Thong seems to know what's up. But the dynamic between him and Faber is weird. TAM fighters who listen to Thong seem to do fine for the most part. But Faber doesn't seem to listen to anything his corner tells him. Doesn't help Justin Bulzkhots or whatever his name is there either.
>>68147972
get fucked, dana shill
>>68147921
Lewis is already fighting Nelson.
Probably Magomedov or Oliynik
>>68147929
Redditors BTFO
>But on this night, Bisping and Rockhold sat in front of the media and engaged in an acidic exchange that culminated with the new champ flinging a homophobic slur at the man he’d just dethroned.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/boxing-mma-wrestling/ufc-199-bitter-behind-the-scenes-antics-overshadow-a-sweet-night-of-fighting/2016/06/05/724d742c-2b2d-11e6-b5db-e9bc84a2c8e4_story.html
>>68147999
they told Hunt-o to be on stand by
The cockhold ko has yo be the most brutal mma ko I've seen. Sure I've seen guys get their head took off and smashed while they lay lifeless but the way cockhold's head was bobbling around with every punch looked savage. His neck must feel stiff today
>>68147745
Did Adan sneak into America?
>>68147998
>let the autism end
I don't think there is a cure. You'll just have to kill yourself to achieve that ;^)
>>68147929
Does Ariel even have a journalistic ethics statute, internal ombudsman? If either yes or no, he should shut the fuck up.
>>68147939
Do you think it was a weak point related to his recent surgery?
>>68148022
>;^) overuse
get back to topic, or I will report fyi
>>68148020
>most brutal mma ko I've seen.
Damn you must be a huge casual then. That was just perfect placement from Bisping. That shot didn't pack that much power anyway, it just landed on the right spot.
This beer doesn't look like Bud Light™
>>68147945
>ellipses
>le epin troll face
you're just embarrassing yourself m8
i would bet actual money you're underage
>>68147882
remember when Cain beat Brock and everyone thought he was going to be some long term GOAT, then he ended up being mediocre, losing immediately to Junior and then Werdum later.
Man that was enjoyable watching Mexican casuals get so built up and then have it all come crashing down soon after.
[spoiler]the same is going to happen to Bongs when Bisping gets destroyed[/spoiler]
was /HEEM/ around for Brock vs. Overeem?
>>68148020
>Bizzy KO'ing Rockhold is the most brutal KO
Hector Lombard got literally murderdeathkilled 2 fights prior or did you miss that?
>>68148136
/heem/ was made after Silva/Anderson 2
>Tfw your boy won in dominating fashion
>Tfw your boy is the casual filter
>Tfw your boy is the least hit fighter in the fight game
>>68148014
>new champ flinging a homophobic slur at the man he’d just dethroned.
When was that?
Can you guys really blame Rockhold for being butthurt? I mean he just got heem'd by Michael fucking Bisping of all people, he will never hear the end of it...
>>68148108
>he gets embarrassed on 4chan
Lmao @ your """""""life""""""""
>>68148063
We are tangentially speaking ;^)
Anyone else want to see Schaub bulk back up and fight Bork?
>>68148171
>Silva/Anderson 2
What did he mean by this?
LUKE ˝THE WERDUM˝ ROCKHOLD
>>68148014
>homophobic
I hate that you can't say faggot, queer, peterpuffer, or even cockmonger anymore without being automatically labeled.
>>68148199
I need to get some rest
>>68148172
>tfw your boy is just as autistic and offputting as you are
>>68148199
Corey Anderson vs Shogun II is in the works for UFC 204
>>68147906
The best boxing matches >>>>>>> The best MMA scraps
>>68148180
Do you think getting heemed by bisping us worse than getting heemed by McGregor? Both troll you to fuck if they beat you
>>68148209
>peterpuffer,
>>68148171
GOAT fight
>mom just texted to ask if brock coming back is true
>>68148199
>he doesn't remember when Anderson fought himself in the cage....TWICE
fucking casual
>>68148224
Bout > Match > Brawl > Scrap > Scuffle
>>68148014
What a bunch of sensitive faggots
How /#hype/ will you be when Enter Sandman hits at 200?
What did Hendo mean by this?
Bispings on fire, Rockhold's chin is terrified
Bispings on fire, Rockhold's chin is terrified
Bispings on fire, Rockhold's chin is terrified
Bispings on fire
na na na na na na na na na
>>68148014
>Jeff Wagenheim
This is the same guy who said he could no longer watch Yoel Romero fight because of the "No for gay Jesus" debacle.
>>68147929
"I don't think you'll be leaking any more news, from inside this shower, Mr. Helwani"
>>68148224
Post boxing matches in the last 10 years since the UFC has hit it's stride that are more entertaining in any way then top UFC bouts.
>wake up
>it wasn't a dream
>bisbong is actually the champ
what the fuck
>>68148290
>my feet hurt
>I heem'd this guy
>tfw no trt
>>68148304
Canelo vs Khan
>>68148230
Dude anyone would rather get heem'd by mcgreggor, Bisping was forever known as pillowfists until last night and most likely will lose belt to Jacare or weidman, {both would lose to Rockhold}. Bisping has my respect though
>>68148290
He could heem every there
why do shitlibs love gays so much?
>>68148091
It's so surreal seeing Bisbong sitting there with the belt.
>they thought Uriah Hall was going to KO Silva just because he lost to Bisping
>>68148014
jeff bezos owns that paper he's a cuck
>>68148292
Rockhold's chin is terrified cause Bisping's on fire*
>>68148290
dan is seeing a belt he can win
>>68148290
I could heem every here
>>68148290
looks like inside he's laffin
Bisping being a champ is pretty much a joke to anyone outside of the UK.
Especially when old man Hendo already knocked his head off, gotta be a little extra funny for him.
So you guys feel bad for Ariel? He was probably told Brock was coming back by someone high up in confidence because he wouldn't spoil the surprise. But then he spoils the surprise. All the media attention,the people in the arena, the reaction of all of those around the world watching live (including the freakout on /heem/), the social media response blowing up. And Ariel ruined it for the UFC. For a little bit of attention. Now he's crying about being banned. He probably took millions away from the UFC. Fuck him.
>tfw watched bendo since his wec debut
>tfw he sounds punch drunk now
>>68148180
That picture reminds me...
Not only should the British celebrate their new champion, but atheists should as well.
I'm sure people like Dawkins are thrilled.
>>68148245
>someone's mom knows who brock is
>some idiot was arguing with me last night saying brock isn't a draw
holloway would destroy el tapo in a rematch
>>68148292
I think i just read a piece on this guy on theringer.com....? didn't Rockhold say he wasn't even going to train for him?
>>68148400
she's in her 60s btw
>>68148304
Bradley-Provodnikov
Matthyse-Molina Jr.
Vargas-Miura
Ortiz-Berto
Segura-Calderon
Glowacki-Huck
Marquez-Diaz
Marquez-Pacquaio IV
Vasquez-Marquez II
Vasquez-Marquez III
Etc etc
>>68148245
friend texted me asking if Lesnar is good at UFC
lel
>>68148391
>He probably took millions away from the UFC
um...how? it's still a huge announcement
all he did was steal their thunder, he didnt cost them money. but they are still pissed
>>68148391
I don't feel bad for Ariel. I'm sure he knew full well what he was doing and relishing in it like the sneak he is. He has been deliberately spoiling the UFCS announcements minutes before they are ready since he got canned from fox.
>>68148394
other punch drunk lads:
diego sanchez
diaz brothers
rory
lawler
>>68148014
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/jun/05/michael-bisping-luke-rockhold-ufc-homophobic-comments
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/michael-bisping-calls-luke-rockhold-a-homophobic-slur-after-ufc-199-202710825-mma.html
#PrayForLuke
>>68148424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhjDE89_d0M
just because i was sure you made that one up
>>68148455
that's alright maybe he can get a real job now
How spicy is this card gonna be
>>68148391
That's his job, he's a reporter you dummy.
>>68148491
they jump on a slur but wouldn't touch paige's brother being a literal homosexual child molester
>>68148391
Nope. Ever since he got fired from FOX he's been a spiteful prick by purposely spoiling other announcements like the OSP reveal. His following presser he was also asking Dana some sweatingman.png questions.
He reaped what he sowed. But I'm sure they'll let him back in after a month or two. Just to teach that shit not to bite the hand that feeds you.
Who's psyched for tomorrow's mma hour? Kek
>>68148444
>Didn't cost them money
He drove clicks to MMAFighting instead of the UFC's official outlets. Shit,it might've cost them PPVs if word of mouth wasn't focused on their promo.
>>68148503
Where's CM punk?
>>68148503
No mcgregor no watch
>>68148171
>/heem/ was made after Silva/Anderson 2
No it was actually way before that. The origin of these threads is actually really funny cause /sp/ used to unironically have Worldstar hiphop threads where people would just post street fight gifs but then the mods got strict and started deleting that stuff, and eventually it transitioned into being an MMA thread. The earliest gamethread I could find was UFC 148 Sonnen vs. Silva 2, and I remember watching that live on /sp/ and laughing at Silva inviting Sonnen over for a barbecue after heeming him.
>>68148491
https://youtu.be/JjAHM5osXlM
Reyes vs Kim FOTY desu lads
>>68148503
realistically I dont think it will be better than 199, yesterday was just too damn good
but with those names you can't go wrong
>>68148557
I was talking about the /heem/ general. Game threads have been around a while.
>>68148290
>"Didn't I heem this guy before? Or was that someone else?"
>>68148292
BETTER THROW HER IN THE WATER
>>68148566
yeah lad it was like Diego Sanchez fighting his clone.
>>68148595
without the chin
>>68148528
uhhh...I missed this meme. Details?
>>68148503
I want to see if Aldo still got it or if he's done
>>68148566
kim vs nate when
>>68147929
Sucks but Ariel is also an instigator.
He's a shit starter leading fighters into outburst so he could his soundbites.
He was shill#1 and when the UFC fired him, Leddit started loving him and touting the guy as the MMA's journalism Messiah.
Fuck him.
>>68148421
Bisping is the natty GOAT, Rockhold underestimated him and thought he could outbox him which was one of the few areas where Bisping had the advantage.
>>68148611
http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/dancing-with-stars-paige-vanzant-brother-steven-sletten-child-sex-abuse-arrest/
>>68148557
>148
>He wasn't here to watch Cung Le/Silva and Henderson/Rua I at 139
Fucking casual
>>68148444
>um...how?
By leaking the story to his dumb website full of redditers, when other news outlets like ESPN probably wanted the first scoop. You do know that news outlets pay huge bucks to get the big news first but then it all got ruined. He should feel lucky he isn't getting sued.
>>68148290
>where are my teeth
>>68148510
yea ofc he's gonna do it because of his journalistic ethics, not because he wants clicks for his fucking site, just look around, even mainstream media linked to his fucking site
ariel is a real snitch
>>68148491
>>68148014
#Revenge4Ariel
>>68148499
Nah m8, the narrative was half the fun too. Huck hadn't lost at that weight in a decade. He was about to set a record.
>>68148564
'It's the most homoerotic show ever' kek
>>68148641
>natty goat
not anymore
>>68148503
TBD is a -500 favorite against Lesnar
>>68148503
Too much spice.
UFC 199 exceeded expectations though. People were more hyped for 198 but it wasn't all that special, especially with Silva getting injured.
>>68148679
I wonder how heem would talk about any other fighter that is 5-3
>>68147979
lol what a goof, brock just cannot eat shots very well
how is jim miller worthy of a ufc 200 slot
he has lost his last 4/5 fights, is he a can for Gomi?
>you will never go hunting with brock
>>68148672
poor dana
>>68148109
He actually was pretty damn good leading up to recent fights.
The guy is plagued with shitty S&C which added to his injuries.
Had Cain took better care of his own training then he'd still be champ.
I'm guessing you're a Fedor GOAT fan? Guy got beaten nearly to death by a MW.
Oh wow. He's a legit neckbeard.
>4 counts of sodomy
>>68148709
is there any other 5-3 fighter with brocks credentials?
>>68148726
>Brock will never hunt you
>>68148503
No Lawler no buy.
Might get it for $19.99 on a VPN.
>He unironically unironically likes Joe and Goldie
>>68147972
>millions
he and his website don't have that big of a reach
>>68148153
>>68148153
I thought I did wew
>>68148722
Diego has lost 7 of his last 8, but he's on the card.
>>68148640
Yeah all this outrage cause a fucking journalist got fired, if you are anti dana go back to r/mma
>>68148503
This will cost $100
>>68148709
People like to talk about BJ Penn on here. Also Brock would kill 95% of men out there with his bare hands.
>>68148153
third one
>>68148791
he running to bounce off the ropes but instead it was a cage :(
>>68148199
Anderson Silva vs Anderson Aldo dude
>>68148173
>When was that?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGQziIDOH4n/
>>68148800
This. Do people not realize Ariel constantly tries to stir up drama? It's not just reporting, he is literally a mandrama fag that wants the UFC to have "storylines" so he makes an effort to creat them. The only decent thing about him is he has access to a lot of fighters.
>>68148806
BROKE HER IN HALF BAW GOD
>>68148800
Lets be honest though, Dana is also a Goof.
He and Helwani can both get Heemed.
>>68148709
the dude is an athletic freak among athletic freaks
i wonder how heem would talk about anyone who barely trained mma and came in to win the fucking belt
it doesn't really matter who he beat or how weak mma was then, you would never see anything close to this shit in another sport
>>68148830
Absolutely disgusting. He should be stripped and fired desu.
>>68148808
>95%
that's anyone 150lb+ with 3 months training
brock could kill pretty much anyone on the planet with his bare hands in seconds
>Ariel,his camera man and the gook are kicked out
>Meltzer and the rest of the MMA Fighting cucks aren't
>>68148572
Game threads have been around since 2008.
N A T T Y G O A T
>has one eye
>2 weeks notice
>against the best middleweight
>for a title
>first ever showing of his USADA power in his hands
k e k
>>68148887
I do feel bad for the cameraman and Esther. they actually have to go to events to do their jobs and I doubt they were involved beyond being associated with smellwani.
>>68148872
Too bad Brock never adjusted to getting hit in the face. Even in training he never allowed it.
Would love a Carwin rematch but the old man has back problems these days.
>people being this upset on behalf of dana
top kek
stay mad, i'm enjoying your salt, helwani will be back within the month guaranteed.
>>68148872
Brock is THE athletic freak. We're talking about a dude that ran the 40 better than Jerry Rice while having 80lbs on him.
>not being a southpaw
>>68148883
frank mir took him lightly in the rematch like "oh i can just chill in guard and submission hunt"
got smashed with about 100 lunchboxes to the head
>USADA comes in
>Bisbing hasn't lost since
So is there any doubt anymore that he is the NATTY GOAT?
>LGTSS
>that bitch ass punk who logged on to a chinese cartoon imageboard months ago and actually claimed rockhold was the best middleweight in the division
KYS
>>68148503
>UFC shills will pretend this is a good card
>>68148830
bretty gud
>>68148939
none.
>>68148887
Meltzer is a smug little shit. Acts like his words are gospel.
The photographer wasn't even leaking anything. She took great shots too.
Guess Meltzer knows how to felate Dana.
You're gonna wake up and look at the stars and think damn, this man just came in on 2 weeks notice and knocked me out buddeh
Everyone in AKA is losing their belts
>>68148913
Don't feel bad for either, especially the cameraman. SJW faggot to the xteme
>purposefully piss off your employer
>get fired
>keep prodding your ex employer and sabotage their business
>get banned for life
>OH NO COME HELP ME I DID NOTHING WRONG I CANT BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED, FORGET THIS SPORTING EVENT AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Anyone who is emotionally attached to ariel needs to fuck off
>>68148934
>100 lunchboxes to the head
Best Roganism ever was calling Brock's fists lunchboxes
>>68148818
Yamasaki should have stopped it right after the kick to his surgically repaired guts desu. Any harder and Brock might have literally blown up.
>>68148930
that shot of him sprinting across the cage like a silverback in the ufc montage is one of the most ridiculous highlights ever
i cant imagine a legit 280lb monster of muscle coming after you like that, it's beyond gladiator shit
Need a British version of this.
You Brits have earned it.
>>68148913
Don't worry about them. They'll be fine covering RFA,Legacy,King of the Cage and Smellator. UFC fighters are probably getting embargoed from MMA Hour too kek.
>>68148947
Luke is though. He beat Jacare, Bisping, Weidman and Machida. Made it look easy for the most part.
Idiot didn't use range and foguth with his ego.
You'd think Vitor already humbled him.
>>68148830
>Shave your fookin head, you pussy.
?
>>68148172
TJ Killem'all will beat him in a rematch
>>68149026
Making fun of Luke balding.
Absolute mad man.
>>68148818
Based fucking Reem.
>>68149043
For sure lose your posting credentials
>Bisbing isn't the GOAT MW
Casuals
>yfw one-eyed Bisping is 10x the fighter of two-eyed Bisping
>>68149043
>one legged limping Cruz
>TJ still couldn't find his rythm
>still gets tagged
>still gets taken down
LOL
The copycat won't do jack
>>68149019
fighting has got to be so tricky to approach mentally
if you aren't completely confident in yourself you've already lost
but if you veer into arrogance it costs you in the most brutal fashion
>>68149105
TrTor kicked pure TRT into Bisbings brain and unlocked his potential
>>68149019
All of Bisping's losses pre-USADA don't count.
>0-2 since USADA Rashad
>Hendo
>Wandy
>Chael
>Vitor
>Kennedy
>Rockhold
Post USADA he's beaten the GOAT and KO'd Cuckhold. Truly the Natty GOAT.
>>68148998
I can't imagine what Heath Herring thought right there. 7 seconds into the fight and Brock's already thrown a flying knee, legit smashed half his face with 1 punch, and now he's running full steam at you after sending you ass over elbows with a single punch. He's stupid fast and strong. If this were Viking times he'd be King and no one would argue.
Hey
>>68149109
I think AKA encouraged his arrogance as well. Saw the embedded and his head coach was acting like it was already in the bag. Even went as far as saying they didn't need to make any adjustments.
Muhammad Ali was a racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji3KVWbiLlY
>>68149007
>Fuck, this guy just beat me on two weeks notice
>>68149138
Kennedy is COMING FOR THAT BELT
imagine if brock actually had a warrior mind like most ufc fighters have, with a real lust for blood and an almost masochist approach to pain
>>68149140
He'd be at the head of the beserkers. Brock's too dumb to lead and has no charisma aside from making people hate him more.
I'm not a Rockhold fan and I legitimately wanted Bisping to win. But Michael was a cunt afterwards.
But whatever dude, I stopped caring about mw since Silva lost.
>brock
>>68147745
This is such an insanely exciting sport. There's really nothing like it, and when moments like this happen it really highlights that fact. You can see Bisping setting up that left hook in that clip before it landed clean. Brilliant performance by the new champ! Stepped in as a considerable underdog on last minute notice and shook up the world! There's not a more gritty or game fighter in the UFC than Michael Bisping. Seeing him win like that after all these years of working towards a title shot was nothing short of amazing.
>>68149169
He's black. Black people can't be racist LOL
Didn't SJWs tell you that in school?
>build your career off your famous kicks
>fighting one of the best boxers in the sport
>dont throw a single kick and just stand in the pocket and box
Is Rockhold retarded?
>>68149002
needs a wonky eye too
>>68149178
Watch how fast Kennedy becomes active
>I chose you Bisping
>>68149233
he won't though, he'll look like shit post usada, just like the rest of them
>>68148491
The guardian is full of faggots
>people defending Dana this hard
You guys are really upset that you got "spoiled" for Brock returning?
Are you all autistic or something?
This isn't game of thrones you retards
>>68149226
he had a torn mcl, he said before the fight he wouldn't grapple or kick much
"""wouldn't need it""""
>>68149169
>getting mad because Ali wanted to keep the races pure
he was 100% correct, we should stop forcing racial integration so much
Lads stop being so hard on Luke.
There's no shame in losing to the one true natty goat Michael "The count" Bisping
>>68148209
cuck is the new faggot
>Mandrama fighter
>Has "spoilers"
It's like poetry
>>68149193
>Brock's too dumb to lead
Brock's not stupid in the slightest
>>68149271
Is Helwani your lover?
>>68149263
fluke-champ won't last long m8, USADA or not
>>68149169
too bad his daughter married a whiteboi and gave him white grandsons
literally bleached his genetics
>>68149226
>Just to salt things a bit on a UFC 199 media call last week, Rockhold—who is, as you might guess, a massive betting favorite—said he wouldn’t be needing to use any wrestling, head kicks, or jiujitsu in the rematch. He said he’d beat Bisping with his bare hands.
https://theringer.com/ufc-mma-michael-bisping-ufc-199-acd72e7f6040#.jqn6m4rh7
>>68149271
No im upset that fags are overshadowing a great event cause some retard got fired and is starting a shitstorm of drama about it
>>68148491
more like pray for bisping and dana white
>>68149002
Somebody send this to conor's social media. We need to get him to retweet this.
>>68148290
>I'm gonna heem every mothafucka birthday
>>68149307
>Teenager doesn't understand the concept of advertising and marketing
Can't blame ya buddeh
Mad Max attacks
Who does Fluke-Champ lose to in his next fight? Jacare or Weidman?
>>68149226
Rockhold built it career on catching guys with his hands and submitting them in the scramble. Don't fall for the meme kicks m8
>>68149263
Tim Kennedy is 100% natty though, AKA he's on the untestable secret military steroids
Say it with me
>Luke JUSTHOLD
>>68149296
if bisping called luke a cuck he would have been my honorary boy for life
>>68149364
doesn't matter, he won't defend it
>>68149391
>taking this picture at a children's playground
>>68149169
>Ali was against faggotry and interracial marriage
>"muh degeneracy" fags are complaining about it
>>68149169
You have to realize Ali was borderline retarded. Joining the nation of Islam and taking punches to the head didn't help as well.
>Reddit angry at Robin Black
>>68149271
>can't provide a logical argument
>Lol u GAIS are just mad
Beautiful work, champ.
>Tuck that dick Jon, i'm not in the mood
>>68149397
>that accuracy
6 punch combination all land clean
>>68149443
You guys are mad though
>>68149458
>what are "Things DC would never say" ?
>Mike: "I can't wait for Saturday guys, I can't wait."
>Luke: "It's going to be a short night for ya"
>>68149458
He knows he's next. AK btfo
>>68149397
NOBODY CAN TAKE DAT LEFT HAND SHO'
Why do Irish fighters have such GOAT left hands?
>>68149407
>thats a 10/10 in england
>>68149424
>You have to realize Ali was borderline retarded. Joining the nation of Islam and taking punches to the head didn't help as well.
and still made than you ever did. You're below borderline retarded m8
>anonymously cucking for dana this hard
enjoy being a proven loser (:
>>68148503
habanero to the urethra spicy
>>68149431
>#helwanigate
kill me
>>68149431
Kek
>>68149407
Is this shopped or not? I don't watch Game of Reddit
Why is Helwani shilling himself here? I think he will have more success on >>>/asp/
>>68149397
>luke jumping in so casually and cocky
>Wake up Michael, it's all over
Bisping is a BIGOT! UFC should strip him. #StripBisping
>>68148791
he ducked his head right into that left hand otherwise he's probably getting the takedown there
>>68149641
desu i usually fall asleep watching Mousasi's fights
Last night, Roy Jones said that the UFC was pulling ahead of boxing because they don't care about records, only good fighters in good fights. He said it in the 11th round of a fight that might be FOTY BTW.
>>68149431
4chan would only be mad at him if he were Robin Whites.
Cain is injured according to MMAJunkie Brock might replace him?
>>68149509
thank mr skeltal
>>68149431
HOT LAVA
>>68149661
>>68149641
Hendo or Mousasi might actually have a shot at the belt now.
Gotta love this sport.
Man, wish Machida didn't get suspended. What a roller coaster that would've been.
>>68149661
that's because you're a casual
>>68149002
we out here
>>68149675
>Brock murdering Travis Browne
Yes pls
>>68149533
>that's a 10/10 in Brazil
>>68149675
Travis would fuck Brock up
>>68149169
>land based on immigration
>mixed pot of culture
...
>only 250 years old
>most racist country in the world
>>68149697
those were both good things
>>68149675
>Cain is injured
you don't say
>>68149431
BASED
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Brendan Schaub should fight Brock. They both have had long lay off. Equal amounts of ring rust.
They both have big followings. No other UFC HW has the same following as Brendan's from his podcast. It makes sense imo.
Barnett and Duffee have called out Brock, but they've been pretty active, and I don't see it being that competitive. They would smash Brock.
The only fighter other than Schaub would be Carwin. He would also have ring rust, and you could sell a rematch, but he doesn't have Schaubs star power.
MMAFighting.com @MMAFighting 8h8 hours ago
Michael Bisping ready to talk future after 'mother of all hangovers' clears
>>68149576
not shopped but this is literally a 10/10 in england
>>68149744
>>land based on immigration
It was based on European immigration.
>>68149744
>>most racist country in the world
south africa is bretty racist desu
>>68149776
wow didn't know that Bisping drank alcohol.
no longer my boy
GET IN HERE
https://youtu.be/l5RHEgrR6U8
https://youtu.be/l5RHEgrR6U8
https://youtu.be/l5RHEgrR6U8
https://youtu.be/l5RHEgrR6U8
>>68149769
Schaub would smash Brock with his strikes. Brock turtles up from a jab
>>68149752
don't believe his lies
>>68149769
Schaub would need a few months. UFC 200 is too close. Give Schaub six months to build it up on the podcast and a big name to fit against and the power of TFATK army would smash any ppv in history.
>Bisping cusses
>media turns on him
>>68149484
>Hard to speak with your thing in my mouth, Jon
>>68149397
What's the childrens story that warns of this type of scenario? I'm stuck on the tortoise and the hare but that doesnt seem right.
>>68149859
kek
>>68149673
I don't watch boxing desu, which fight was that
>>68149802
thank you, i needed to hear the premier mind in MMA analysis
Rockhold straight memed himself at the pre fight presser
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465167228309.webm
Bisbing > Anderson > Nick Diaz > BJ Penn > Matt Hughes > GSP
>Bisbing isn't the GOAT
>>68149512
You saying you wouldn't put your face between those fleshy thighs?
>>68149887
He is the übermensch of mma.
>>68149885
Vargas-Salido. Amazing fight.
>>68149889
no hespect for bizbing
Does Bisping get investigated for hate speech like Tyson Fury? Why are Brit fighters so based?
>>68149802
Why the fuck would anyone watch this?
>>68149911
Vargas' fight with Takashi Miura was also good
Is he like the modern Robbie Lawler of boxing
>>68149875
David vs. Goliath
succ
>>68149802
This guy and the bald guy are so insufferable I simply refuse to believe any posts on here are anything but shameless shilling.
Seriously you are fucking idiots with annoying voices, stop posting here thanks
>>68149859
NO
CUSSING
>>68149925
Stick around for enlightenment, you won't regret it.
>>68149802
Wtf lol
it actually was his destiny, wow
>>68149699
Send it to Bisbong's kids on twitter. Maybe he'll repost it.
>>68148482
Carlos Condit
>>68149802
>KEKLE UP
>>68149930
That'd be Provodnikov.
>and then he got knocked out by BISPING
>>68149802
I also read.
>>68148482
diego isn't punch drunk he was actually a drunk, apparently he stopped drinking
>>68149697
Rory fan was a clueless fucking idiot, what did he get popped for?
>>68149934
I suppose that's it. I never paid much attention to the bible stuff.
post it
>>68147972
>spoiled
seriously who gives a shit about reading something some hours before UFC announces it
>>68149918
I genuinely would not be surprised if Bisping gets a fine
Mitrione got a suspension and fine for triggering trannies. There was also this statement released.
http://www.ufc.com/news/zuffa-Statement-on-matt-mitrione
Even Dana himself apologized to the gays after referring to Sherdog reporter Loretta Hunt as a "faggot"
this image is cruel to be honest
my jimmies feel tight and it'd be mean to do that to my boy(friend) luke
>>68150103
Hahahahahahahahahaha fucking faggot
>>68150103
>>68150103
>implying he's not in here right now asking about himself
>>68150182
swearing is a sign of poor vocabulary
>>68150103
>rory fan is not permanently banned
>he will probably be back this week
fuck this
NATTY GOAT
chad money mendes
>>68150189
No, the guy asking wants to find that motherfucker irl and knock his teeth in and then steal his computer so he can't spread his faggotry anymore. I've conversed with some braindead idiots here on /sp/ for years now and rory fan is a TenSnake-tier trip.
ANDY WANG
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>>68150268
How do we save him
>>68150299
warrior
>You will never be as BTFO as JUSThold
Feels good man
Does RDA live in the USA now?
>>68149341
This is pretty true desu, based Bisbong finally won the title and then I just started reading all this shit about Ariel
Not paid much attention to it though desu so it's alright, bit frustrating though
What part of Britain does Bisping live in?
>>68150362
He's lived in the states for a while now.
>>68149397
Heading into this fight I was just thinking, Man if only Bisping KO'd cockhold this would be the GOAT of GOAT cards. I picked Bisping, but I still had doubts
Then it happened
>>68150396
orange county
>>68150396
Great Britan
>>68150336
wish i had the "i think i buried chad's body somewhere out HURR" webm
>>68149397
WEAK
AS
PISS
>most """foreign""" fighters actually live/train in the US... cuz we are the best ofc!
>rockhold claiming that Bisbong got lucky
>rockhold would have lost if Weidman didn't throw that meme kick
The title was literally served to him on a silver platter and he lost it in the same fashion that he acquired it, based on ''luck''.
>>68150411
Ah, so he is a British American.
USA USA USA USA
does only one ufc champion not live in the united states?
>>68150396
Dublin
>>68150347
This is by far the best angle, look at how Rockhold's head flops back onto the cage. Beautiful work champ.
don't believe his lies they said
>>68150476
>Borl Lazer guise! OMG
Fresh from the oven
>>68149918
"faggot" isn't even homophobic anymore ffs
Bork is on ESPN at 10am est tomorrow
>>68150504
>dark eyes
disgusting
>>68150454
Conor and Joanna live in their home countries still, other than that I think they're all in the states
>>68150504
the lips need to be a solid color, otherwise good shit
Fresh
>>68150550
I chuckled.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10409080
>>68150513
looks pretty comfy desu
>>68150550
i was looking for porn earlier today and i clicked the wrong link and saw two men fucking each other in the ass
but i gotta say, this pic is the gayest thing i've seen all day
>>68150550
>I haven't trained my hands all camp Jon, I don't need them
>>68150534
Just being realistic buddeh
>>68150625
>When you nut and he still punching
>brock lesnar
What did they mean by this?
>>68150626
he doesn't have dark eyes
>>68150550
someone plese explain the origin of this meme
>>68147518
i'm literally in love... it's so cute when she runs away after that glorious singles and knees ^_^
>tfw Cruz just stood in the corner, drinking his Monster Energy Drink that he loves so much
>>68150659
to explain a blowjob to you?
>>68150659
dc got weird at a press conference
>>68142704
Stipe Miočić
Robin black interview wonderboy
https://youtu.be/-fDmNz_H9HA
>>68150639
Given the state of the HW division, it could mean everything, or nothing.
>>68150659
It was during the press conference to promote UFC 197, 198 and 199. DC said, "You don't remember you telling me to suck your dick?" and then Jon Jones kept saying, "What? I can't hear you" and then DC kept asking and it was clear Jones was just messing with him so that DC could keep saying that over and over again, and memesters on here took it to heart. Don't find it funny personally, it's really gay.
>>68150715
Nice
>>68150723
Who was she punching at? God?
>no UFC for two weeks
>>68150347
I don't think I've seen a man look more vulnerable than Rockhold when he just becomes conscious in this clip
>>68150753
Punching?
Derek Brunson will the next man to have a long run as middleweight champion
>wake up Luke
>Wake up Mike, its not over.
>>68150715
B A S E D
O
Y
Brock is fighting this guy:
http://www.ufc.com/fighter/Oleksiy-Oliynyk
A cataclysmic upheaval that puts MW back in play, witnesses the stalling of guys what could nary afford it + the delightful victory of old age and treachery over youthful stupidity? Yes, thy name is UFC 199 + KNUCKLE HOST Eugene S. Robinson couldn't be happier!
that's it, if bisping can be world champion anyone can be
im traneing ufc starting tomorrow
>>68150687
Let's make some memes of our favorite fighters. Here's a template.
>>68150972
no he isn't
Olyinik is fightin Daniel Om. on the South Dakota card.
>people called me a meme for making this list
Bisping just shook up the entire division.
Does Weidman get the next title shot? Who does Rockhold fight now? Romero or Vitor? Jacare probably is gonna wait for his title shot, maybe Anderson Silva can ask for a rematch against Bisping in Brazil who knows. MW now looks interesting again.
>>68149484
>dc would never say:
"no jon, i don't want to suck until you nut"
Lesnar will go against Arlovski
WEAK
AS
>>68151039
Arlovski is fighting Barnett
AS
BISPING
>>68151016
why people keep talking about anderson fighting
you guys dont want to see anderson fight, hes like 41 and done, you want to see your boy beat anderson
>>68150985
I'm working on a Cruz one. Somebody post some lines you'd like to see.
>i bet these guys pay to be here. I don't take money from my guys
>i wish i was at home with dojo
>tfw planter fascer tendinitis
>>68150608
>i clicked the wrong link
sure you did bud
>Jon. I'm ready.
>>68151088
>no one can appreciate the depth of my intellect
>Living in a reality where Bisping is champion
Wew lads. Something tells me we are in for a wild ride this year.
>>68150715
wonderboy seems pretty cool
wish he was breaking down some of the stuff with the replay
get this man a telestrator
>>68151016
Why would weidman get a shot coming off a loss to the guy who just got his chin deleted. Should be Jacare, but this is the UFC were talking about. It's probably either Jacare or Luke.
>>68150476
>muh novelty freak fights
>the city of UFC in 2016
>>68151125
if Anderson and Luke would have minded their memes better and actually fought then this would never have happened
>>68151168
Cause UFC 205 is in MSG and it makes sense and cents.
>>68151013
BJ Penn is a proven dirty cheater, sorry
>>68151088
I love you Monster
>>68151013
Hunt
Penn
Gomi
>clean
>>68151168
Weidman has only one loss his entire career and defended the title multiple times.
>>68151233
>Gomi
Casual alert
>>68151168
Imagine if Mike beat Weidman and then blew Weidman's dad out in his post fight speech.
Dank fucking memes to be harvested there.
>>68151098
>jon..ive been practicing...
>>68151179
>if only they didn't do what they do they would have won
do you realize how fucking stupid you are?
Bisping is the best clean fighter in the fucking ufc, you can just tell from his body compared to all the others in his division.
>>68150985
>i hope this guy doesn't mind that I jacked his flowers
>>68151125
>living in a reality where old, one-eyed Bisping won the title by brutal first round knockout
>>68151168
>Jacare
>1 fight win streak
>Luke
>0 title defense and heemd in first round
>>68151272
good to know you are properly analyzing Bispings body
I need some more cringy / hilarious dom quotes
>>68151233
That's sakuraba
>mfw there are people ITT right now that unironically believe Cody Garbagedt can beat Dominick Cruz
Cody has literally 0 wins against actual good opponents, it would be nice to see Dom get an easy paycheck but a rematch with TJ or a fight with Assunção will be much more enjoyable.
>>68151325
ooo tough guy using cuss words
>tfw going to post a new thread soon and cuck the sperg again
>>68151353
I....I like to cuss
>>68149055
cheeky bj 2bh
>>68151125
who is this semen demon
>>68151125
Julieanna Goddard
>>68151268
>if i wanna take jon down 100 times, im gonna take jon down 100 times!
>>68151377
Thats from Urijah you goof.
>>68151377
Do you cuss around your mother?
just rewatched stipe beat mark hunt literally the most satisfying fight
Oh I bet you I could
>>68151499
that reff was crazy, that fight should be stopped in like second round.
>>68151168
>Jacare just lost to Romero
There is no good candidate, but Chris is the #1 contender and has the best record at 13-1.
So its likely going to be THE CHRIS.
>>68151581
yeah true, if it wouldn't get the sport banned i would want it to continue until mark was brain dead
>>68151525
You should try then, Jon
anyone got the hendo webm?
I can't wait for MMA to get big in the UK so we can take that over too..
We've got 13 World champion boxers right now, more than any other country.. we're a population of 60 million.
>>68151679
>hating on Mark Hunt
kys
>>68151638
Jacare was robbed. Jacare is the true #1 contender.
>tfw Chris gets a title shot via being from New York
Why is Bisping so based lads
>>68151638
Jacare could beat Weidman, i'm glad things turned up this way. For a at least a year we will watch a new champ in MW every fight.
Weidman > Bisping
Jacare > Weidman
And Jacare could lose to Rockhold again.
>>68151766
>muh opinions!
well unfortunately for you, thats not reality.
>>68151788
it's from the concussions
>>68151824
unfortunately for you you cant talk to me like this. Be careful.
>>68151817
>Weidman > Bisping
>Anyone beating the natty GOAT post USADA
>>68151424
>you really think i'm just gonna let you not get your dick sucked jon?
>>68151885
Weidman is a much better puncher than Rockhold is, i don't see him losing to Bisping in a boxing match, and what else Bisping has to offer? Literally nothing. I'm not hating, just being realistic.
>>68151817
Chris 2.0 will reclaim the belt and retire with a record of 27-1
>>68151989
>Weidman is a much better puncher than Rockhold is
I don't think this is true at all.
>>68151989
Weidmans stand up is horrible
Just because he heem'd Anderson doesnt make him some god
He plobs around
lmao why tf is lesnar going to fight
>>68151989
>ah!!! help me dc!
>>68152034
he has better boxing IMO, he is also working with Mark Henry now who should help him improve it.
>>68151817
Honestly, I wouldn't be so sure.
Jacare struggled enough with a gassed out striker that he lost a decision to him.
Jacare's true strength is BJJ, but Weidman is a much better wrestler than guys like Romero.
The real question is: will Jacare's roids win the match for him? but we just saw Natty Bisping knock out Roided Rockhold so even that isn't a sure bet.
Hell, we can't even be sure Weidman would beat Bisping. I mean it seems very likely but you never know, Bisping might do a cheeky trip and punch his noggin off. Though It seems more likely that Weidman would just take him down and grind him down until he finishes the fight.
>>68151885
>jon....
>>68152034
Well, last fight prooved that. He lost in the end, but that's not due to punching, Rockhold outwrestled him.
>>68152054
Because he's the biggest draw in UFC history
>>68152060
AHHHH DC HELP ME
>>68152060
DO THE STANKY LEG
So does Bisping heeming Luke comfirm AKA go too hard?
Luke probably had his chin deleted a number of times by DC and Cain
>>68152191
There are literally tweets about DC dropping Luke from a few months ago
>>68152054
desperate attempt to save 200, normies don't care about any other fight on that card
>>68152045
>He plobs around
has to cuz his knees are destroyed
he has good striking considering how limited his mobility is
I have a message for one man
What happened between Nate and Guida backstage?
I heard Guida got slept by one of Nate's boys.
>>68152191
>>68152244
what it confirms is bisping has power to ko people and should start looking to ko more often.
His point winning style is annoying.
>>68152244
He didn't, DC tweeted a bit later he was messing around and it was something to do with his toe. Probably had to clarify or Rockhold would hold a grudge against him for it
>>68152124
He lost because he did something stupid which caused him to give up his back immediately and even though he survived the round, he took so much punishment from that one mistake that everyone knew he wouldn't win the fight at that point.
Without that stupid spin kick attempt, Weidman was starting to win all the exchanges. Why he tried a meme strike, no one knows.
>>68152117
Yoel was dangerous even when he was gassed out, explosive and fast at the moments. Roided Yoel could easely be a champ. I know that Vitor is done and maybe not the best example, but how he took him down with that single, that was a BJJ perfection, i think he could take Weidman down and handle him. He's a good puncher too. I don't say he would definitely beat Weidman, but i wouldn't put even a dollar on Weidman on this moment, anything can happen. Damn, he stood very well with Romero who's a fucking awesome in his stand up, i would like to see Weidman against Romero also.
>>68152060
>noo!! it wasn't supposed to happen like this!
>>68152422
Romero was fast in one out of 3 rounds.
In round 2 he was normal speed and in round 3 he was full blown slow and dropping his hands to breathe.
As for the rest, I think you underestimate THE CHRIS at wrestling. Assuming he doesn't do something stupid like a spin kick, he's pretty hard to take down and very hard to get the upper hand against. I'd actually expect Jacare to force him to stand up in that fight, because then Weidman might do something stupid again.
Did the who got headkicked then elbowed die?
>>68152653
you forgot to add
>by a 45 year old man
>>68152752
Hendo would HEEM every here desu
Bisping's corner audio
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/World_Champion_Baby_Michael_Bisping_Corner_Audio_UFC_199/10131473
>>68148679
>Brock "I Can Win if My Opponent is Half My Size" Lesnar
>Brock "Round 2 is Best I Can Do" Lesnar
>Brock "Worse Standup Than Jason Miller" Lesnar
The last one is something Dana White said.
>>68149226
His kicks outside of body kicks are mostly memes, he does more damage with his check hook.
>I was trying out new things
>literally a fucking jab
embarrassing
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