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Chat shit about signings edition
tomorrow is going to be so embarrassing
>the sheer amount of banter that will come Arsenal's way if Vardy turns down the offer
>mfw
Who /worried/ here?
>>68145355
>American OP
>shit OP image
>edition
>meme edition
>>68145653
>anime
kys
>>68145619
I'm more worried about the humiliation of such a public rejection than lack of signings, 2bh.
>>68145355
So will the transfer be announced tomorrow if he chooses to go?
If he chooses to join will we know by tomorrow? Even if it's just Ornstein or something saying it's all done. As I assume he's done his medical?
One off reminder that he hasn't gone yet.
If he turns you down I will be back regularly.
David Ornstein @bbcsport_david 1h1 hour ago
Vardy set to give #AFC decision before flying to #EURO2016 with #ENG at 1130 Mon. 4yr deal in place, agreement with #LCFC - now up to #Vardy
So what's behind the Mahrez thing?
>>68145980
>the sun
>>68145980
nothing
>>68145980
supposedly has a laughable release clause; Arsenal interested because Walcott is shit and supposedly off to West Ham
won't happen
>>68146011
Can't wait for Mirror to report that Chilwell and Kante are also targets
>Blimey
Wenger out
>>68146097
this
>>68145980
always disregard any story with EXCLUSIVE on it
Vardy to lead a new team of invincibles
5000/1 odds lads
>>68145965
Is it more embarrassing for all these Leicester cry babies calling him judas if he stays, or for the arsenal cry babies saying they don't want THAT RACIST CHAV CUNT vardy at their VERY CLASSY CLUB if he goes? Considering both factions would almost certainly change their minds and embrace him depending on which team he's at
>arsecucks thought they had a chance
>>68146223
what coincidence, the same odds of her sitting on my face
>>68146258
wenger OUT
>>68146228
If he stays he'll be a living lester god and everybody will forget everything. If he goes and scores, the same. If he flops, he's le racist chav man. ie. Football
Everybody panic.
>>68146488
>claude
>>68146488
>according to sources
Nigga which sources exactly?
Also
Claude's crippling depression made him over eat hes fat af now
>>68146488
Good old claude
According to Kicker Dortmund might think about selling Mkhitaryan this summer after all if he refuses to extend his contract.
HAPPENING
GIROUD IN
>>68146488
>claude
>fucking claude
I hate that fucking pessismism of him
>>68146488
even claude's getting in on the itk action
>>68146488
>choose
the fat stupid fuck is illiterate, how surprising
>>68146488
I thought this faggot killed himself?
What the fuck is going on?!
>>68146860
ITS HAPPENING
>>68146860
Fuchs bet Vardy 50k he couldn't destroy Wenger's mental health.
>>68146922
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
>>68146860
nothing today, but tomorrow afternoon we'll have a bunch of trolls coming in to laugh at us getting turned down by Jamie fucking Vardy
>>68146860
The end times.
SUICIDE FUCKING WHEN
HOLY SHIT CHECK VARDY TWIITER
>>68146946
BRO YOU DONT KNOW?ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
>>68147127
I wont fall for that bait ivan
>>68147127
>tfw fell for it
>>68147166
aaaaaaaaaaand nothing happened. srsly
So it's like 10:30 Brit time right? Safe to say nothing will be said today
>>68147320
NON MON AMI, C'EST VRAI. ITS HAPPENING
>>68147166
>>68147056
Why are >we spending money, doing so this early in the window and getting some old shmucks?
Wenger can't be counting on a "virtually all title contender top teams meltdown season" second season in a row, right? RIGHT?
>Vardy and Giroud
Perhaps they can each capitalise on all the chances Özil create for them.
>terms, fees, wages have been agreed and medical taken
>Vardy still unsure
>>68147369
vardy's not coming? we're signing a real striker?
>>68147414
Vardy isn't that old and xhaka is 23. It's good to get the business done before euros in case a players price gets driven up by a good performance, so it's smart by wenger.that being said, vardy is almost certainly going to fall through I can feel it
>>68147538
It's a done deal. He'll sign the ting tomorrow.
>b-but he's unsure if he wants to double his wages @ nearly 30
wew
>>68147414
It's the way forward.
fucking ornjew's put doubts in my mind now.
>>68147545
2nd most goals in the PL doesn't qualify you as a real striker?
>>68147605
They're all basically saying the same thing, that it's now up to Vardy.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/06/05/leicester-to-offer-jamie-vardy-more-money-but-arsenal-are-confid/
But by all accounts he wants to move, and that he's personally spoken to Wenger.
11:30 tomorrow. Vardy signs for Arsenal.
>>68147495
They're not going to be played together, tho.
>>68147576
>vardy is almost certainly going to fall through I can feel it
100% sure he either flops or gets injured somewhere mid season and goes full Cazorshit.
Also, what should his nickname be? Varpee?
What about Xhaka?
>>68147576
>vardy is almost certainly going to fall through I can feel it
hopefully. morata in.
>>68147720
xhakofshit
>>68147846
>"guys we need a real goalscorer up front someone who can score lots of goals"
>arsenal linked with a player who scored 24 goals
>"what a fucking shite player i hope we don't sign him"
>arsenal linked with a player who scored 7 goals but happened to once play for real madrid
>"FUCKING WORLD CLASS SIGN HIM UP WONGA DEFINITELY WORTH THE PRICE TAG!"
>>68147720
Wazza or jezza of course, the only nick names Brits are capable of coming up with
Why would Vardy go through the trouble of having a medical, driving to London and then going "actually nah, fuck it, am staying me"
All you doubters are dumb af
>>68147932
>Why would Vardy go through the trouble of having a medical, driving to London
because he didn't do these things m8
>>68146488
why hasn't claude put the keyboard down yet?
>>68147932
Do you know for a fact all of that happened? All these journos back pedaling and saying its up to him now and that Leicester made him an offer mare making me nervous.
>>68147932
He was already in London.
>>68147958
>>68147989
Medical was scheduled for today according to Ornstein who is 100% reliable, ignore all the other shitty journos. And considering he leaves for France tomorrow it would have to be today.
I believe he's done his medical and he just has to make his final decision. Before signing the contract.
tomorrow is gonna be so stressful bruv
>>68147958
Rebekah Vardy tweeted on Friday:
"London traffic on a friday" with an annoyed emoji
>>68148032
she was doing a photo shoot la
>>68147875
kek
>>68147917
KEK
>>68147893
Not to defend the "Morata in" crap, but Vardy is 29 and only had a one good season up until now.
Messi in.
>Implying the reaction from Lie-chester fans towards his missus hasn't already confirmed his move
She's gonna get to pretend to be Victoria Beckham in London. He's coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBO6LLpk3v8
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>Leicester are fighting to keep Jamie Vardy with a counter offer in desperate attempt to stop him joining Arsenal.
https://twitter.com/johncrossmirror/status/739572956452507648
>"we want a new striker, PL-proven, who can score 20 PL goals a season"
>Vardy is linked
>"WE DON'T WANT VARDY, HE'S SHIT, DOESN'T FIT THE SYSTEM, IS OLD, AND A CHAV FUCK"
>reports that he still hasn't signed the contract
>"IT'S A FUCKING DISASTER, WE'RE A JOKE, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED VARDY, WENGER OUT"
why u afrolol fans are forsing this threads.
>>68148090
>John Cross
>>68148024
>tfw, due to time differences, I don't have to stress all Monday morning and can potentially wake up to Vardy announcing his move to Arsenal
>>68148117
kek. Truly the Arsenal way.
>>68148141
or you'll be here when we're being raped by trolls...
>>68147893
>arsenal linked with a player who scored 24 goals (one season wonder)
>this player wasnt even playing in the league a few years ago.
>this player is old and will only have a year or two of top play left in him
>"what a fucking goat im so glad we are trying to sign him, i'd let him sign my baby's forehead"
>arsenal linked to a player with incredible potential whos played *exclusively* for world class clubs thus far in his career
>said player is still young and can still develop further as well as give many years of top notch football to the club
>"xD I'm gonna post about how shit and unproven he is, i mean he's a real madrid REJECT after all HAHAHAHAHA what a joke"
>>68148141
It's OK mate, I'm staying up til 3am and then waking up at 12pm so I'll be just as good as you :D
>>68148032
>an annoyed emoji
Confirmed to not happening.
>>68148141
or not
>>68148117
Is it possible that different people are saying all of those things
If we don't sign Vardy, I'll leave 4chan forever. Mods can block my IP.
>Arsenal proceeds to sign another player or 2
>everyone is super happy about the summer
>even pundits are legitimately calling Arsenal title contenders
>mfw they lose the first match of the season
>>68148247
Have a degree in memeology with a minor in emojis can confirm it is indeed not happening
>>68148232
I see Wonga has brainwashed you nicely into believing the "future prospect" bullshit. Meanwhile fukin Leicester city come in and swoop up the league with "washed up" players. kek.
>>68148280
>Chamberlain own goal
>Campbell not in squad
>>68148324
>Vardy on the right wing
Jamie Vardy down there somewhere in a title parade. Makes you think.
Post
>yfw Vardy rejects Arsenal
>>68148280
>>68148324
>against Lester
>Vardy injured
>Gabby P red card
Moar Vardy
>>68148337
>Flamini-Ramsey midfield
>Xhaka benched all game
He's here somewhere
>>68148280
There are people in this world who are actually happy
Being an Arsenal fan, I can't remember when I was ever truly happy
fuck off you tring cunt
>>68148417
>down 2-0
>no subs until 60th minute
>takes off attacking player that was performing well
>>68148313
There is a difference between a 23 year old alvaro "started at atletico madrid, went to real madrid and coudlnt displace some of the world's best strikers at only 20 years old, so now I'm playing for Juve and getting caps" Morata, and some 17 year old injury prone french mailman playing in the rec league of a small town in france.
None of their players are actually "washed up" (maybe inler and schwarzer) but vardy will soon be. (couple years at best).
>>68148232
Yes but we need a goalscorer RIGHT NOW and Morata couldn't get more than 8 for fucking Juve in the fucking Serie A.
I'm sorry but if you can't get into double figures in Italy of all places then you're not a goalscorer.
>>68148529
So what you're saying is arsenal is getting a very good player with a couple seasons of prime-years play for a very cheap price and you're complaining
Sukk a dicc son. Stop posting
>>68148529
lol. If Vardy can give us 2 more seasons to what he showed this season then its a fukin bargain for 20m.
>morata
wew
should get quality like Mahrez and not an old cuckold like Vardy
>>68148543
Fair enough, but vardy is meh. I don't like the idea of signing some kind of 1-2 year merc. Only if i KNEW the outcome was the title, then it would be worth it. But knowing >our luck, vardy would just get a season ending injury in october or something anyways.
>>68148599
>>68148635
>20m is a bargain
yeah no. For one, you have been spoiled by the club spending "big" starting with ozil.
For two, you are assuming he'll be at 20+ goals a season or something? That shit isn't happening again. he'd struggle to score more than 10 goals next season. Book it.
Vardy has the best work ethic of anyone on the skwad already. Young fags could learn from his grit
>>68148763
basically this. vardy is the wrong lester player.
>>68148777
Yeah takes a ton of balls to anonymously say how much he'll score next season. Lmao
>bookies now backtracking on vardy to arsenal
lmao
>>68148763
>steals someone's girlfriend and impregnates her purely by being richer and more powerful
That doesn't sound very cucklike, Knut
>>68148543
>if you can't get into double figures in Italy of all places then you're not a goalscorer.
That's a faulty assumption to make, Italy is actually a really fucking hard place to score a lot of goals in, Higuain broke a 66 year old record with his tally.
But all jokes aside, I actually agree with you.
>>68148777
>20m is a bargain
>yeah no
No yeah. Welcome in 2016.
>>68148870
>impregnating a gold digger
He is on the fast track to JUST
20M is nothing, and Arsenal will not even be scratched financially if it doesn't work out w Vardy. But I don't think that should be Arsenal fans' main concern. If Vardy doesn't work out, it's another season without a proper striker and another season without winning the PL or CL. That should be the main concern
>>68148891
Bar Ibra, can't remember anyone who were able to score goals in Italy to carry on that prowess in other countries.
Cavani, Balotelli, El Shaarawy, Immobile, etc have all struggled elsewhere.
If Vardy was so shite Lester would let him go, but they're apparently doing everything they can to keep him.
Surely if he was a shit one season wonder they'd offload him and sign a new, younger striker with their brilliant scouting system? But they want to up his wages, they want him to stay.
David Ornstein @bbcsport_david 10sec ago
#Vardy has chosen to remain at #LCFC who have agreed to match the wages he would have received at #AFC
It was nice while it lasted.
>>68149016
On the other side they'll want to be seen to try everything to save face and not piss off their fans. Though I think they legitimately do want to keep him,
>>68149122
You need to post this around midday tomorrow to be somewhat effective, not at 11:30 at night.
>>68148976
cavani is a bad example to use
So now that it looks like Vardy will turn us down, who do we go for? Vokes, Gray, Altidore?
>>68149214
be it PSG or Arsenal, real are gonna jew the fuck outta whoever they sell him to
>>68149241
G R A Y
R
A
Y
>>68149241
Perfect summer would be:
M'Vila
Benzema
Isco
Leonado Damiao
>>68149241
will grigg
WENGER OUT
>>68149328
>M'Vila
>>68149385
you now remember that handsome lads pic with m'vila
>>68149328
>m'vila
blast from the past
I'm convinced this cunt is one of you.
>>68149385
>>68149436
was tryna do a "perpetually linked with arsenal" list but ran out of steam halfway through and put down Damiao desu
>>68149463
that guy was standing right in front of me when i went to the last game of the season
Can't believe this pikey is gonna be the one to finally embarass Wenger into retirement.
>>68149463
pretty sure this guy was a WOB but then changed to an AKB
he's a traitor
>>68149546
feels weird man
Vardy hasn't changed his Twitter bio lads. It's not happening.
>>68149597
he betrayed his WOB brother DT and killed him in Wenger's name
Kroenke sends his regards
Ex-players always have good stories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRfUjKy3ql0
Right. Don't shoot the messenger.
I asked if Vardy is done as reported by Sky. I was told. "It's close". "Mkhitaryan next".
How long until you guys realize all of this is just Kasper Schemichel, Fuchs and Vardy taking a piss at Arsenal.
They probably made a bet that he had to go through the Medical and at the last moment go "nah changed my mind mate"
>>68149803
>I asked if Vardy is done as reported by Sky. I was told. "It's close". "Mkhitaryan next".
>things that aren't happening.jaypeg
would rather Arnautović than vardy
>>68149803
blimey
>mfw Arsenal doesn't sign a better starting quality CB
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11670/10304468/jamie-vardy-wants-to-join-arsenal-says-olivier-giroud
>>68150163
Wenger apparently met with Vardy and he probably told him he wants to join, and news has filtered down to the other players.
>>68150163
>Giroud acting like an ITK
when will it end?
Wenger convinced Ozil, Sanchez, Xhaka etc with phone calls but there's people here who think he hasn't already talked to and "convinced" Vardy. There's 0 chance Arsenal would leak any of this information if Vardy wasn't set to join, for fucks sakes even Giroud is commenting on it and we know how strict Arsenal are on players talking about this sort of thing.
No coincidence it's that fucking retard Jewmaican who's the one mainly bitching and crying. Grow a pair of nuts you faggot.
>>68149803
wew
Vardy wouldn't fit well with the homo erotic culture Wenger had been building
>vardy
>mik hit aryan
what is wenger doing these players are SHIT
>>68150593
>implying Vardy doesn't make homo erotic jokes with his mates like all white lads do
post yfw lester gets btfo in the champions ligue
> post yfw instead of getting vardy, arsenal announces morata instead.
>>68150655
post yfw arsenal literally goes no futher (ie last 16)
>>68150666
>morata
>>68150666
>>68150718
>>68150757
>7 (SEVEN) LEAGUE GOALS
Why do you want this hack?
>inb4 muh potential
You realise if we sign Morata nothing will change because Giroud will still be our top scorer right? We need a goalscorer right now.
>>68150780
sturridge when la?
>>68150780
but Morata is cute. CUTE!!
>>68150780
dont worry la, ramsey will become goat again once he realizes hes about to get perma benched thanks to xhaka and cazorgoat, and will start netting them for funsies. that and ozil capable of scoring now, combined with giroud and sanchez and >we should be good. Morata is like giroud except hes better at dribbling.
>>68149882
My nigga. Why not both
Welbeck's career is over?
sure he's going out at the end of the season
obamayang > vardy
>>68150954
hopefully
>>68150800
Sturridge would be GOAT if not for the injuries.
>>68150954
good. clears up some wage room.
Reminder that Morata is a 3rd (THIRD) choice striker in a pisspot league
>>68150890
Arnautovich-giroud-alexis
-------------------ozil
-----------xhaka--santi
Monreal-kosc-???---bellerin
----------------cech
>mfw Vardy makes his decision tomorrow but we don't hear anything about it until midweek
>>68151033
b-but he has a big pricetag and he's a big name who played for real madrid and would demand high wages so surely he's a good player?!?!?!?!
>>68151033
reminder that juventus is a bigger club than arsenal and was in the CL final last season
>>68151224
But he scored 7 goals anon.
We need a goalscorer.
Who/Ithoughthewasshitanyway/here tomorrow
whole vardy transfer seems out of place
no hint we were in for him until last week, and then the whole ordeal seems to have been very public which is not usual for our transfers
mite b cool tho
>>68151314
kinda like xhaka, which scares me.
>>68151337
Xhaka has been talked about since last year lad
>>68151314
If you're trying to imply that it's all a ruse then you're wrong this is definitely 100% happening.
Whether Vardy will sign or not is one thing but we've made the move to sign him, he just needs to make his decision.
If we actually signed Rodriguez, a CB and Mahrez/Mikhitaryan I'd stop posting Wenger Out for at least a month desu
Twitter will become an absolute shithole if Vardy ends up rejecting Arsenal.
>>68151359
what? I must have missed that. Unless you are just saying there were rumors, but in reality arsenal gets linked with everybody under the sun when a transfer window is open, so that really doesnt mean anything.
>>68151798
this desu
even if we lose i'd keep my mouth shut for awhile
>>68151772
not implying there's any rusing going on, just seems out of the ordinary for us
>>68151864
Xhaka said he had a phone call with Coq back in December or something and there were Xhaka rumours before Elneny rumours
Wenger In tbqh
>>68152354
nah
>>68152409
Messi has been in the bag since December anon
Just signed for Arsenal lads. Pictures on Wednesday.
>>68152703
#WelcomeDefoe
l-l-lacazette w-when?
>>68152909
nah. icardi is the new messi
Remind me again why we're buying Vardy instead of Slimani?
I'm starting to think Vardy will reject Arsenal the longer I wait. I don't think I'll able to sleep tonight because I'm so anxious.
>>68153122
Because >we need goals and banter
>>68153146
thats fine. would rather obama, icardi, higgy, etc anyways instead of some 1 sesaon wonder.
>>68153209
>Shitcardy
>>68151876
How about you keep your mouth shut anyways
>>68153378
>being rude on the internet
>>68153378
>being rude to our friend
>>68153842
>>68153731
>needing a super special user name on an anonymous website
WENGER OUT
TRIPFAGS OUT
Have a date tomorrow lads
Have a 2500 word essay to write for 9am
fml
>>68154353
If you think about it Wenger is just a tripfag
>>68153146
His missus will convince him so she can go shopping in that London whenever she likes.
>>68146228
>caring about someone's past
Might as well unironically hate someone who thinks about bad thing inside their mind.
>20mill for a 29 year old pace babby who wont have mahrez
this sounds like Arselol desperation at its finest
>>68154880
20m is peanuts for a club like Arsenal these days.
Also he'll have Ozil, Sanchez, Xhaka. He won't be starved for service.
And he's not a pace babby. Go watch his goals, he's got some good tekkers.
>>68153146
>tfw no uni and built up a sleeping pattern where I'll fall asleep right around the time vardy's flight leaves
feels pretty good desu. if I keep it up I will be able to watch euro 2016, copa américa and NBA and NHL finals without being dead
>>68146488
We can finally see Claude khs
>vardy has a medical
>find out he is a meth head
>>68154880
>omg 20 million is heaps these days right guise
>vardy is a pace babby
>arsenal has no playmakers amirite
I seriously wonder if you watch or read about football at all to be honest.
>>68155682
>vardy has medical
>discover he's on PEDs
Lads
>>68149328
>Didn't know it was 2012 m7
>Real Madrid have submitted a shock £25 million offer for Leicester's Jamie Vardy with the intention of selling him to the Gunners for £50 million
>Fabregas done, Rooney next ;)
>8 and a half hours until we here Vardy's decision
>>68157554
it should be over when i wake up
wish me luck lads
>>68156470
Sounds like a Daily Mail article
>>68154880
>June
>Desperation
>>68158532
Same here senpai
Text me when you wake up babe
Told you cunts to have a bang on 100/30 Vardy staying at Leicester, now they slashed the odds
You didn't listen did you you cunts
>>68158866
He's signed for Arsenal you degenerate cock muncher.
Even though no one wants him, everyone will still laugh at us if he doesn't sign.
;_;
>>68158930
2/1 he stays at Leicester (was 100/30)
4/11 he moves to Arsenal (was 5/1)
You must be daft not to have a bang on him staying. FREE MONEY
>>68158951
wenger out
If >we won 3 and drew 1 of our last 6 games we'd have won the league. Instead we choked to the likes of Swansea and Sunderland.
Wenger out.
He stays in Leicester
Dubs comfirm
Vardy signing will be confirmed at 10:15.
"""""People""""" will unironically defend signing Vardy
VARDY OUT
>>68160820
>"people" actually care about a signing one way or the other before it's a guaranteed done deal
You now remember Granit Xhaka
Nothing happened kek
--------------------Vardy
Alexis------------Jeff-----------Ramsey
--------------Xhaka---Coq
Monreal---Kos---CB that isn't Mertesacker---Bellerin
-------------------Cech
I like it.
>>68161212
Has Xhaka officially signed yet?
Even if he does decide on Arsenal, when will we officially find out?
>>68161513
Yes, he's fully >our player
Vincent Janssen in
>>68161533
The England lads report for woy at 11.30am so before that.
>>68157554
who is this semen demon
https://youtu.be/1ZPwr2KnKUo?t=268
Why don't we sign Popo up? What a beast (end of video)
Lads
>>68161709
he just has to sign da ting before then
Arsenal dont have to report shit
>>68161956
DUDE POO LMAO
>Vardy not signing
>>68149016
>brilliant scouting system
Friendly reminder that we signed their head scout earlier in the season :^) Wenger flexing on these poverty gimps hard. It'll make it even funnier when they beat us next season.
>>68162358
>couldn't beat us at home or away during their fluke miracle season
>somehow going to beat us after the team gets picked apart
Ok
>>68162393
Thats why it'll be funny. Just like this season when we managed to do decently in big games then choke to Blunderland and the likes.
Alexis - Vardy - Mkhitaryan
----------- Özil
----- Xhaka - Coquelin
Rodriguez - Kos - Gab - Bellerin
If Arsenal gets Vardy he will score in 14 consecutive games and score 32 league goals.
>Ozil to Vardy
Trade Coquelin for Jacky boy and Gab for another world class CB
>>68162393
meme magic son
>>68161971
Yes, this. How/when will we find out?
>>68161956
lad
Lads, I can't sleep until the Vardy announcement. What should I watch?
>>68163506
Do you know you can't stay awake forever?
>>68162393
was really glad they couldnt beat Arse even with refball
>you now remember that Vardy dive
new 5 year deal for walcott when lads
>>68163583
Wonder when refs will smarten up and stop awarding fouls for running into stationary defenders
Is Vardy in yet?
>>68163595
>he's like a new signing
>>68163601
>sting the ball with the with the tip of the shoe, most probably away from yourself and the goal
>jump at the, now halted, defender
>pen and possibly a red card
I fucking despise this so goddamn much.
![[WatchableSubs] Gugure! Kokkuri-san - 04 [16FFA211].mkv_snapshot_17.39_[2016.06.06_14.46.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cmhtavF.jpg "[WatchableSubs] Gugure! Kokkuri-san - 04 [16FFA211].mkv snapshot 17.39 [2016.06.06 14.46.38]")
>>68161778
Yamamoto-kun from Kokkuri-san. Can't find which episode that crop comes from though.
I don't believe any of the Mahrez stuff for one second
but my sides would have to be surgically reattached if it actually happened
>>68163595
When West Ham give it to him.
>>68163595
hopefully at the end of the month when Bilic signs him up
Kek, Giroud is the luckiest motherfucker alive.
First Benzema retires from international football right before the Euros and now Wenger signs Vardy instead of an actual striker who would bench him.
>>68164149
don't forget, his wife allows him to cuck her without any repercussions, he's sexy and has a nice ass
>>68163916
Wenger would've literally gone full Buyern
All this Vardy / Mkhi / Mahrez hype is drawing away attention from the fact that >we need:
Another LB
Another CB (unless Monreal will fill that role)
A reserve GK if Ospina leaves
A reserve RB that is close to Bellerin's level (Jenko pls get gud or go)
Any update on Jamie Vardy to Arsenal situation?
>>68164284
we'be dropped it, moved on to finally getting this Saloman Kalou deal over the line
>>68164251
Disagree
Yes 100%
Martinez/sczszszny is good
I think one of Jenko/chambers deserve a chance
>>68148976
Cavani is forced to the wing, Balotelli never scored more than 15 and reached double figures in England first before doing so in Italy, El Shaarawy struggled at Milan the two seasons before moving abroad.
Well, Immobile is unfortunate. Most goalscorers there aren't the young type who can make a promising move abroad though.
>>68162358
>we signed their head scout
Nope. He was a sideman. The actual wonder scout is still there.
>tfw the Vardy deal is off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Hjaf_oisQ
christ moh is entitled
Two more hours of this torture.
Mahrez in the bag as well?
>>68164548
Who said anything about 11:30am?
>>68164344
its been the running meme in the past but hes actually in good form right now
>>68164589
Ornstein, because that's when the flight leaves for France
Doesn't mean we'll find anything out then
I don't know how I see people still thinking they would sign Rodriguez AND a CB. 5 new first XI players is way too unsettling
>>68164432
Wasn't he the video analyst guy?
>>68164251
>Another LB
Not immediately necessary in my opinion.
>Another CB (unless Monreal will fill that role)
Yes, the best player available, world class or close to it, who will join and asap.
>A reserve GK if Ospina leaves
I still believe Chezney is the future. Maybe loan him again with a cancel clause if Cech gets injured.
>A reserve RB that is close to Bellerin's level (Jenko pls get gud or go)
Chambers seems good cover for this position and others to be honest. If you mean for in case Bellerin leaves then yeah another top class on is needed.
[doubt]
>>68164432
>>68164652
Arsenal signed the guy whose job it is to make professional "WELCOME TO ARSENAL" youtube compilations.
Steve Walsh is the guy who found Mahrez and Kante and he just signed a new deal with Leicester recently.
Im really unsure on signing Vardy, seems like such a one shot gamble
James Olley @JamesOlley 38m
#afc expecting an update on Vardy in next few hours. Am told no medical has yet taken place.
NO MEDICAL HAS TAKEN PLACE
>>68164922
>Am told no medical has yet taken place.
Main banner isn't there on the Arsenal website.
habbening
>Am told no medical has yet taken place.
Arsenal cucked again
>Xhaka 30m
>Vardy 20m
>Mkhitaryan 25m
>R. Rodriguez 25m
>Caceres free
We /fifa/ now. 100m for 5 players, would be good business. Get it done pls Wenger
>>68164995
suicide for the cohesion la
>11:30
>no MUH VARDEH
>>68164995
your fees are all over the place
>>68164922
Top Kek
>Evening Standard
His photo makes him look like the most unreliable journo in the land
Believe nothing until Ornstein says it
>>68165014
I didn't bother looking them up, you get the rough idea desu
Friendly reminder that the LCFC owners attended Jamie Vardy's wedding a few days ago.
you guys do realise that if vardy has yet to make his final decision, he probably hasn't been with arsenal media and the announcement could be made after the euros?
>>68165035
Friendly reminder that this means absolutely fuck all
>>68164922
>they can't take the medical at the NT camp
Jonny Gabriel on Twitter: "Hearing that Jamie Vardy has turned down @Arsenal, news set to break on BBC, Sky, etc. at 11am. #lcfc #afc"
M-morning lads
>>68147576
>Vardy isn't that old
>30 year old man who relies solely on his pace to get into goal scoring areas.
>>68165083
kinda expecting it, prolly down to some bullshit reason like Wenger not promising him a starting place too.
>>68165076
A 'medical' is not just some doddery old doc knocking the knees and giving you a prod. It's like a half day intensive training session, at limit.
I'm 100% certain that is not going to happen at the England camp. Fact.
>>68165083
Leicester. We are less desirable than fucking Leicester.
>Koeman to Everton pretty much done
Welp there goes that train.
Time to give Arsene another 4-year contract
@Leicester_Merc
Breaking: Jamie Vardy decision to come in next few days #LCFC
KEK
>>68165150
oh fuck off
I met Berbatov at church, asked him if he will move to Arsenal.
He said yes. Ronaldinho also in the works.
Blimey
/arse/ will literally never recover
>>68165083
https://twitter.com/JonnyGabriel/status/739758754393161728
Ugliest
Ball
EVER
Can't believe this shit is official
How many bings until this """""""deadline"""""""
why can't he pose normally
\o/
https://twitter.com/bbcsport_david/status/739538134770274305
13 minutes
>>68146228
are arsenal fans that white guilt?
>>68150666
NO I DON'T FUCKING WANT MORATWAT FUCK OFFFFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Walcott is still my favourite player desu. Wish you lot would stop using him as a scapegoat.
>>68165410
this
Deadline passed, Vardy with England and we don't know what team he plays for.
Intense lads
Everybody fears rejection
>>68165449
Rumours suggesting Wenger went for Mahrez too, we could have neither or both https://twitter.com/Bolanet/status/739755067285213188
>>68165449
If he gets off the plane with Jackie boy next to him you know the answer
>>68165465
Those rumours originate from The Sun lmao
WENGER OUT
Is Ornstein, dare I say it, a fucking Jew fraud?
>>68165501
Forster is elite. Fuck Hart tbqh
>>68165410
>Le unfulfilled potential man
>Le speedy winger who thinks he can play as a CF but always chokes man
>Le no confidence since his last injury man
>Le purple patch drawing praise from the media before he goes on a 20 game run without scoring man
>Le 6.5/10 but everyone loves him because muh fifa and chill man
>>68165541
You haven't been to a game in years
Giroud IN
Morning lads
Looks like it's suicide again
Chris Wheatley @GoonerTalk 3h3 hours ago
Hodgson happy for Eng to facilitate medical from France. "We'll do everything we can to facilitate. We're not trying to block transfers"
Hello where is the Vardy?
Ehm
>>68165731
I have been told the deal have been called off because we think we can get someone better, I can't say who but I have been told he plays upfront for Real Madrid. Make of that as you will
David Ornstein @bbcsport_david 1m
No decision yet from Jamie Vardy on joining Arsenal or accepting Leicetser's counter offer. He is still expected to decide today
>>68165748
Ronaldo?
>>68165757
Just sign da ting la
Surely the bunch of "Lifelongs" already burning Vardy shirts and posting it on social media will be enough to convince him that Arsenal is the right chocie
>>68165766
Raul
>>68165757
Don't want him anymore to be honest. He should have decided already. This indecisiveness shows that he's mentally weak and not the winner we thought he was.
VARDY OUT
yfw vardy pulls a benzema
>having to wait all day to hear if Jamie signed da ring or not
>>68165932
this
I'm a Penguins fan and I'm missing out on valuable /hoc/ shitposting
>>68165559
Neither was Walcott.
It's not happening is it
>>68166081
didn't want him anyway
the rodriguez stuff needs to be happening faster
the clause ends at the end of the month and the euros are almost on
Only reason it's not happened yet is because >we are announcing Mahrez along with him
Source: my resources in Spain
>>68166081
>he actually fell for the Vardy coming to Arsenal meme
VARDY PARTY WHEN
Arsenal are a club that pride themselves on being the most anti-racist and accepting club in England.
Signing a proven racist in Vardy will destroy that image. I can just imagine the uproar over at moonfruit.com
>>68166272
what?
GET THE VODKA AND CHARLIE OUT LADS CAUSE THE PARTY IS CONFIRMED
>>68166321
Wait what is this a shoop
#signings
>>68166321
WHY DOES THIS PHOTO MAKE ME FEEL SO HAPPY
WHY DO I FEEL SO WARM INSIDE
>>68166321
Shoop?
>>68166336
>>68166416
Don't get too excited la
Like anon said this may be a shoop
>>68166416
http://twitter.com/tomough/status/739792260326395904/photo/1
>Vardy staying with Leicester after getting yet another new deal
JUST
>>68166321
HE'S WEARING HIS BLACK BOOTS
Come on Vardy, you have the power to destroy this hive forever. Do it faggot.
Anyone else what Vardy to reject us just because it'll be funnier?
woke up and no news
im mad now
>>68166511
Steady fãm
#signings are close
>>68166321
SOMEONE CALL THE SHOPPERS EXPERTS RIGHT NOW
>>68166556
>>68166562
FFS
I'm not that mad though he'll do his medical and sign da ting in france
remember when higuain looked like a done deal and then it started dragging for weeks and then it never happened
>>68166562
>different boots
>different stripe in the shorts
>different memes
Not a shoop /VardyParty/ confirmed
>>68166562
The original Xhaka pic looks more like a shop than the shop itself tbqh
Good job, rustled my jimmies.
I just hope that we have actual, confirmed news of any kind by the end of the day or it'll be a sleepless night
Lester are being awfully quiet. Too quiet.
Vardy is just a smokescreen for Ranieri.
>>68166577
>remember when higuain looked like a done deal
No.
>>68166511
i am a #cruzmissle now
>>68166618
uderrated post
Wenger OUT
>>68166841
THIS
Arsenal prioritise Henrikh Mkhitaryan over Riyad Mahrez - source
Is Vardy confirmed or what?
>>68166852
>Arsenal are interested in Leicester City's Riyad Mahrez but signing Borussia Dortmund's Henrikh Mkhitaryan is their priority this summer, a source close to the London club has told ESPN FC.
>However, a source close to the club has now said that, while the Algeria international remains on the wanted list, Dortmund attacking midfielder Mkhitaryan is currently their first choice.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3627259/Calum-Chambers-close-joining-Watford-loan-season-Arsenal-defender-looks-reignite-career.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed
I have no knowledge of mazzarri
But I PREFER MAHREZ
FUCK OFF WENGA
>>68166860
what kind of retard do you have to be to prioritize Mkhitaryan over Mahrez?
Mahrez would be ideal but Mkhitaryan would be half the price, so it makes sense.
Either would be a fantastic signing, we need a RW so badly
>>68166813
10/10
Kicker said Dortmund will probably want 27m GBP for Mkhitaryan
>>68166887
how much do you think mahrez would cost?
because dortmund want 35m euros for mkhitaryan
>>68166866
He's Italian so hopefully he's good with defenders. Calum will definitely come good if he can play CB consistently.
>>68166906
Surely not? That's pennies.
Wonga's gotta do it if that's true.
>>68166887
Wait, I thought Alexis was a natural RW so that would mean a LW was needed.
>>68166909
Surely Mahrez would be at least 40m pounds?
Unless he has a clause I doubt they'd let him go for cheap he was the fucking player of the year, they can haggle a real deal out of him.
>>68166909
>>68166915
He's on the last year of his contract
Can see him going for 20-25m
Mahrez would easily be double, like I said it makes sense.
>>68166915
He's got one year left on his contract
https://twitter.com/SanBorussia/status/739563659312173057
https://twitter.com/SanBorussia/status/739564067417886720
>>68166906
At that price we should pounce
>>68166916
>not enjoying the le arsenal cut inside man meme
>>68166916
Alexis can play both sides... so RW/LW singing, either works. Mkhi and Mahrez just happen to play on the right
>>68165516
kek
>>68166946
Alexis needs to play RW desu. He's much better there.
>>68167014
do we really want him cutting outside there with Bellerin overlapping? i say no
>>68166929
>>68166930
We should definitely go for him then, no brainer.
good morning, how long until vardy and mahrez?
>>68167129
never mate, >we will get mkhitaryan instead
>>68167095
He never cuts outside. Even on the right.
>Vardy actually having to think about joining Arsenal from Leicester
>Tfw you realise this is how small a club you are
How does it feel Arsecucks?
>>68167202
feels wenger out desu
Hello
Where is the signings?
>>68167202
They just won the fucking league mate.
>numerous young, high profile strikers on the market
>but wait let's get the 29 year old who relies on pace because he's only 20 million
Why are the owners such jews?
>>68167202
For all you know he's 100% joining. Arsenal don't have to tell everyone immediately. Leicester might even want them to hold off for a few days.
>>68167247
>>numerous young, high profile strikers on the market
Where?
>inb4 le meme 7 goal in Serie A man
>>68167234
in the bag m8
>>68167202
More money vs loyalty is a tough decision.
Why hasn't he made his decision yet, lads? What the fuck is going on?
>>68167283
He might have already and they just haven't broken the news.
>>68167281
Only if you're unloyal scum.
>>68167247
They're just testing his release clause. I doubt they're overly confident. If he did sign though then not only would it deal a blow to Lester but Arse could have a serviceable striker too. 20 million is bugger all to them so may as well have a go.
>>68167330
Sure. A lot of football players seem to be mercenaries though. Vardy is already 29 too and made very little in his career because of the late blooming. Might be his only chane at the big pay check.
>>68167283
Either Leicester panicked and doubled his wages or >>68167313
9/4 on Vardy staying and YOU MUGS still haven't had a bang on that?
It's like printing money
>>68167464
What are the odds on him going to Arsenal bruv
>>68167464
Vardy is joining Arsenal and they're just trying to cash in on mugs who think he's staying because Vardy didn't shout I'M NOW AN ARSENAL PLAYER on the steps up to the plane.
>>68167477
1/3
Look at how happy he looks boarding that plane
He's already made up his mind lads, we'll just have to wait and see
Here's what happening.
HAHA YPU FAGGOTS ACTUALLY THOUGHT WE WOULD GET MEMEY VARDY
>>68167742
Until Jewstein speaks, believe nothing
If Vardy doesn't sign for Arsenal, I'll leave 4chan forever.
Mods can block my IP.
>tfw went to sleep at 10:30am thinking the decision would be in by now and thus I wouldn't have to go through the suspense
>>68167742
KEK. I forgot to write.
Arsenal spoken to vardy about the retalition that he would get if he said something, so he's keeping his mouth shut and his agent is doing the job spreading the message that he didn't choose yet. The deal is done, but it will look like he still loves leicester.
My english is shit and so is your mom at the bed
>>68167856
My mom's dead
>>68167856
>The deal is done, but it will look like he still loves leicester.
I really hope that this is what's happening
>>68167894
That's why she's shit, the bitch won't fucking move ffs
>>68167914
>>68167856
Sounds like complete bollocks, but I'll believe it
>>68167983
Tell me about it lol
Maybe Vardy chose Arsenal and they're just busy doing a photoshoot now.
>>68168100
he is in france my lad
What's so special about muh Vardeh anyway? Even that lamp post people call Carroll had a world class season but now look at him
>>68168110
WEW
>>68168127
carroll had a nice 6 months desu
>>68168110
You can take photos anywhere, m80.
>>68168162
first time he's played consistently in ages and he showed what he can do
he's a good player
is mkhitaryan better than mahrez at anything in particular
why not just go after mahrez
Vardy is not going to sign.
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/06/jamie-vardy-would-be-a-success-at-arsenal-says-leicester-teammate-shinji-okazaki-5927037/
HAPPENING
>>68168465
>'It’s not a decision that’s up to me, but he was very encouraging to have as a teammate and I am sure he would do a fantastic job if he stayed with us this year too.'
>he was
Confirmed.
https://twitter.com/MarcBartra/status/739807173128163328
must be nice
>>68168572
right on que
>>68168572
What the fuck is Puyol doing there?
>>68168672
Puyol is Bartra's dad
>>68166873
nah you preferred Balotelli, which is why YOU need to fuck off you ignorant wanka!
>>68168990
Why are you children still going on about this
Shut the fuck up
>>68168990
>people still replying to tripfags
>>68168672
Puyol is an agent now
![56ec345eb3efa_GettyImages515873054[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YdseHpa.jpg "56ec345eb3efa GettyImages515873054[1]")
h-hey g-guys?
>still silence
>>68168990
fuck off you plastic yank cunt
>Arsenal waiting extra long to announce this one because Xhaka was announced so early
>and then arsenal got cucked by vardy as he joined a relevant club.
It really was inevitable.
>>68167984
Ranieri was pretty let down in that interview;
Jamie Vardy is keeping Arsenal and Leicester City waiting as he continues to ponder his club future.
The England striker, 29, was due to choose whether to remain with the Foxes or join the Gunners before flying out to France for Euro 2016 on Monday.
But he boarded the flight with the rest of the England squad without informing Arsenal of his decision.
Vardy is still expected to make a decision on Arsenal's reported £120,000-a-week offer on Monday.
>people on Twitter are saying Vardy changed his cover photo to Leicester lifting the trophy
It's over, lads.
>>68169661
was just about to post this
>he boarded the flight with the rest of the England squad without informing Arsenal of his decision.
>getting mugged off by Jamie fucking Vardy
holy shit this club is shit
>>68169774
You didn't want him three days ago
>>68151033
that pisspot league has the bestdefenses in the world
>>68169136
>le meme arrogant inconsistent journeyman
>tfw the Vardy deal falls through and means we don't sell Walcott to West Ham
unironically preferred pookaku desu
Vardy is just using Arsenal to get a better deal. He's fucking with all of us.
>>68168421
becasue mahrez is an arab player. those fucks are lazy. expect a huge drop in performance next season.
>>68169884
Nah, Mahrez is a top lad.
>>68169725
That's bullshit, no one knows that shit.
>>68169840
20 years ago, maybe.
new thread is wenger out edition please
>>68169935
it's always wenger out lad
thank god
didnt want this meme one season wonder old cunt anyway
make it didnt want him anyway edition
>>68169884
Ranieri doesn't allow Mahrez get lazy. He benched him twice this season for not tracking back. Wenger would let him do what he wants
>>68146352
I know that /arse/ loves some homoerotic jokes. but this is over the top m8.
someone make a better thread
>>68169866
Didn't Wenger say that he'd stay?
>>68169073
>>68169022
>>68169347
> defending the jewmaicunt
top kek
>>68170998
what in
>>68169073
is defending that faggot
