I am drunk so I made the OP image for you fags.
Thanks Ahmed
>>68139270
>Ahmed
no u
>>68139324
Thanks, I will.
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
>A-rod swinging at the 58 foot slider
Gausman got it working
>>68139443
A-Rod swings at everything
>>68139485
Exactly why he shouldn't be in the HoF, family
>>68139526
He used to make contact and wait for his pitches so that's wrong, fampai.
>>68139577
Lel he took steroids, he's not getting into the HoF no matter what anyway.
And stop posting that disgusting woman please
>>68139616
>stop posting that disgusting woman please
Delete your post please
German bread?
>>68139687
American O's fan in Germany. I am here every day game.
>>68139666
>666
>Devil woman
Seems relevant
>Austin Romine out with a broken nail
Is this the WNBA?
>>68139760
>season ending pregnancy
>>68139714
Ah right, timezones
>>68139760
That shit looked fucking gnarly dude you could tell it was painful
>>68139760
Our backup catcher is on the 15 day DL with a busted testicle, could be worse.
Didi has no plate discipline. Anything close to the plate he swings at
>>68139827
That sounds disgusting. How does that even happen on a baseball field?
>>68140014
Hate to have to agree, but I totally agree
>>68140091
Foul tip went off the inside of his thigh and kinda got under the cup or some shit.
>it's a "the starting pitchers throw 100 pitches in the first 3 innings" episode
>>68139760
>1 minute into pitching warmup and chill and he gives you this face
Is Michael Kay drunk?
>>68140218
Chapman assaulted Romine, reportedly Romine is pressing charges
>>68140218
kek
>Gary Thorne asking how CC would deal with alcoholism
Lads what's that amorphous blog on the pitcher mound? Is it related to that other blog that Yankees anon keeps posting?
AGOD
>>68140254
According to the AP after assaulting Austin Romine, Chapman fired 8 shots into the Yankee dugout. Thankfully only Larry Rothschild was killed.
dammnnn arod
RBI AGOD RBI
AGOD getting over the Mendoza Line in style.
thank you a-rod
i hope cc keeps it up, be great if gets comeback player
>>68140677
This woman is disgusting tbqh
beam pena in the head CC just for good measure
>>68140847
Delete
>>68140849
>beam
it's bean you classless fuck
>>68140847
nigga I bet you don't have hands tho
How would Tony Pena react if his son hits a dinger right now?
>>68140903
Based Pena, driving up that pitch count. He's got CC looking thirsty someone get him a drink
Unless he gets a hit here Buck needs to execute Paul Janish to show the team that failure is unacceptable, dude is an automatic out
The fuck kinda throw was that?
>>68140335
Yankee fag here, Gary Thorne is fantastic.
>>68141006
How about I get your mom some of this dick?
>>68141006
LOL. Like CC actually stopped drinking. They have a Gatorade cooler full of amaretto sours just for him in the dugout.
>>68141121
If we wanted a comeback, we would've asked your mother to open her mouth, ese.
>>68141123
>amaretto
CC is like pre-diabetic.
>>68141171
Fucking savage, will Anon ever recover?
>>68141184
Yeah. Too many amaretto sours.
>>68141171
If we wanted the smell of falafel in this thread, we would've asked your mom to spread her ass cheeks.
>>68141123
>amaretto sours
That's a fucking chick drink
>3rd inning
>Pitch count in 60s
Fuck
just put him away big guy come on we see you sweating for a drink
>>68141259
>Yankees fans consider this banter
>>68141280
I think I would lose my foot before getting drunk on those.
>>68141364
Hit to close to home, Mustafa?
cc to mccaan: you gon be my DD tonight??
>>68141394
>Low quality Puerto Rican banter
Herp derp you're really getting me. I'm an American but lel you totes are pwning me
Damn it someone get CC a drink
>>68141394
>Mustafa
>>68141451
He poured it on his hat apparently
yeauh
>all that sweat
still a drinker confirmed
>CC almost at 70 pitches
>Bases loaded for a Grand Trumbomb
>Puerto Ricans are already buttrustled
Good game so far birdbros
>Trumbo
>good
Pick one
>>68141512
(You)
>66 / 17 / 9
brehs
>>68141512
(Sie)
>>68141512
>(usted)
If he hurries CC might be able to make it to the bar at the Hilton across the street before he's due up
>>68141563
>giving me the respectful Sie instead of the normal Du
Thanks polite anon, but you can use Du with me.
>>68141512
(أنت)
>lel he's an alcoholic
>This is what O's fans consider banter
>>68141672
>orioles are getting shutout by an alcoholic
While the Yankees are up, why don't all of you Yankees fans tell us what part of flyover country you're from.
>>68141672
Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantle were alcoholics, it means fuck all to us.
>>68141619
kek
>o's defense
>>68141684
David Wells shut us out before I'm sure.
>>68141710
""""""""defense""""""""
>>68141690
>East coast
>Fly over country
>they did it again
MADMEN
>O's defense
>>68141710
I REST MY CASE
YOU GET AN ERROR, AND YOU GET AN ERROR! get your shit together O's
>>68141672
It's not banter artard, it's a literal fact. CC is an alcohol and Chapman is a wife beater
Good afternoon, 4chan pals! :D
>>68141723
David Wells at least isn't a quitter like CC.
>>68141749
Yes those are facts. But your banter involves just bringing it up because it's funny to you.
>>68141815
I don't find alcoholism funny you insensitive fuck
>>68141815
>Yankees fans find alcoholism funny
Wow.
>>68141849
>>68141871
Okay you got me faggots. +1
>>68141871
How can anyone who watches sports on an enthusiast level not find alcoholism hilarious?
Hicks you piece of shit
>>68141888
>trips
>handles his bants
Confirmed for true New Yorker
Hicks is annoying me with his poor hitting very unimpressive
Yankees scored?
>>68141902
It's only funny when athletes like Andre the Giant drink 100 beers in one night and then poops in the hotel bathtub
KEEP IT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68141970
Or at least David Wells threw a perfect game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekg74BjuWuo
>this was already four years ago
feels bad
And the manlet goes down swinging
BLAME HICKS
BLAME HICKS
BLAME HICKS
BLAME HICKS
>>68142053
>Unfortunately, this video is not available in your country because it could contain music from UMG, for which we could not agree on conditions of use with GEMA.
Based Germany protecting me from watching the O's lose
>Mark Teixeira out indefinitely
Fuck Muhammad Ali, are we going to have to sit through these tributes to that piece of shit every game this month?
God I hope when I die people circlejerk about me as much as they are about Ali
>>68142143
I feel bad for actually smiling when I saw that. But I'm with you
>>68142145
>>68142171
>These are typical O's fans
Wow
>>68142195
Sorry to interrupt your alcoholic laugh fest Yankeebro
>>68142195
Why should I feel bad some draft dodging commie died? He was a boxer, he punched people for a living, sorry I don't find that admirable
get yourself a deserved drink big man, you're doing fine
>>68142231
Based Trump dodged the draft too. Same with Bush and Clinton.
>>68142313
>all three of those people
>in any way respectable
Uh
>>68142313
Trump got student/medical deferrals. Ali literally told the government to go get fucked.
somebody tell gardy to fucking shave
>>68142195
It seems like there's just two of them in here but yes, these O's fans are insufferable. Two years ago when the O's were doing well their fans made O's/Yankees game threads awful. They were last years Blue Jays fans. Then they got slapped around proper last season and turned out they weren't as good as people were predicting so their fanbase turned tail and stayed quiet most of the year. Now they're in first again so their shitty fans are crawling back out of their holes to talk about hilarious Oreos magic.
>>68142231
>He thinks Vietnam was a just war
Fuck off. You don't have the balls to refuse to fight
>>68142379
Why? He's starting to hit.
>>68142368
>Telling the government to fuck off
>Bad
It's exactly what half of the country is doing right now by voting for Trump.
>>68142382
(You)
Orioles are birds?
>>68142382
>shitty fans
Fuck off, I've been a fan since fucking 92 and I'm not some glory hunting faggot Yankees fan.
>Orioles fans were awful
>third winning season in 20 years
It's like you none of you fags remember the Yankees pre 1995
GRITT WHAT THE FUCK
>>68142461
Yeah, they're pretty. Wish they lived near me.
THE OLD 1-5 FIELDERS CHOICE
BASED GAUSMAN
>That was a strike
Is there a more frustrating play in baseball to watch your team hit in to then a fielders choice with a runner on second that makes out?
>>68142471
God you are just terrible.
>>68142579
Was this when ARod admitted to roiding?
Teixiera would've made that play
That's it, O's are about to score 5 runs. gg faggots.
>>68142683
That wasn't on Ref. He would've been safe anyways. Did a good job at least getting leather on the ball.
>>68142471
Yeah third winning season in twenty years. You guys finally got a taste of success and you acted like boorish louts. You guys were just a liiiiiiitle less insufferable than last years Toronto Blue Jays horrible bandwagon fans.
See for yourself. Stop by a Yankees gamethread on a night they're not playing the birds. It's all comfy qt posting and Mariano Rivera pretending to be stupid for some reason.
>>68142758
>Yankees fans aren't insufferable
Are you from bizarro world?
>>68142631
No it was when Orioles "fans" started talking shit near me.
>>68142790
Not that guy. Like every other fan base, we have our insufferable bandwagon cunts. Now that we aren't elite, You see the true Yankee fans. We're pretty chill.
>>68142790
Yankee gamethreads don't have much shitposting until the other team draws first blood. Especially last season when Blow Gays fans came out of the woodworks.
>>68142847
I agree with that. But man in the late 90s and all of 2000s they were the worst fan base in baseball. Red Sox took that crown for a while and it's quickly becoming the Royals with their All Star memeing
>>68142867
>Texas Yankees is no longer posting that horse faced soccer player
feels good man
>>68142946
I just don't want to repeatedly post the same pictures of her over and over and over.
>Trumbo
>Good
Pick one
>>68142471
I get yelled at every time I go to Camden Yards wearing Yankee gear
Baltipoor is awful.
>>68142946
He stopped when he realized the entire Yankee team rain a train through her
MADMAN
>>68143017
I'm sorry you get yelled at my precious flower. People throw pissbags at Orioles fans at Yankee Stadium.
Phew...
Got emmmmmmmm
CC showing grit
>>68143017
>Literally can't handle banter
quit making us look bad faggot
>the great sox offense is getting no hit
>>68143045
And you deserve it
Shitty city and fans
Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it, Trumblo!
>CC pitching like it's 2009
I hope this meme lasts the rest of his contract
>>68143045
Yeah not now though. Shit has gotten really casual.
>>68143104
Pink Ranger? :)
>>68143045
That's not true. God you are like, the worst human. Stop posting.
CC a warrior
>the red sox get no hit before the yankees
Yankees need to score at least 3 more runs to win this game
>>68143045
>Not wanting piss thrown at you
I suggest you don't go to a Dodgers game then
Image CC if he was skinny?
>O's
>good
pick one
>>68141710
and didi is elite
The Os need to go buy some stickem for there hands.
>>68143242
He started to lose weight and that started his descent into injuries and being shit. He's been decent now though.
>>68143159
>>68143104
>>68143068
Is it safe to say at this point that CC is a true Yankee? Like, the Yankees are the team most closely associated with his career? Going in to the HOF as a Yankee and stuff like that? He was spectacular in Cleveland and should have won both the NL Cy Young and MVP for that half season with Milwaukee he was so dominant. (I've never seen a pitcher carry a team on his shoulders like that, single handily driving them in to the post season)
But he's kind of a Yankee now. Yankee fans really like him. He helped us win a World Series his first year here so that helps.
Not a good day for Ref
>Yates
Game over. O's win. gg faggots.
>>68143300
double dubs confirms it.
Yeah he has 100 wins with the Yanks and a WS. He'll go in to the HOF as a Yankee
>>68143300
he's played one more year than he did in clevo and I have forgotten that he was an indian for the most part, I'd say so
It is time for Betances, Miller and Chapman... Or maybe Giraldi is playing other thing? :s
>Yates
GG O's
>>68143432
Betances needs rest. Miller pitched 30 yesterday. Chapman is the only one available
>>68143432
STOP CALLING HIM GIRALDI YOU FUCKING FALSE FLAGGING CUNT I HATE YOU YOU FUCKING EMOJI USING FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68143432
Are they really going to try and use these guys after the work load they've been dealing with?
>Yates
>BLOW GAYS
>>68143481
pls no bully panama-bro
>cc has 80 pitches last start
>kek better pull him
>cc has 100 pitches this start
>Iet him go another inning
>>68143581
CC a warrior
or
Absolute madman
we shall see.
>>68143581
The binder says it so it's what he must do
>>68143606
>burnett
STOP IT I FORGOT ABOUT HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>it begins
>Kirby Yates
>>68143649
he was utter shit as a yankee. I still get mad every time I see his face even though he's a good player now
>>68143606
>>68143649
>burnett
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68143669
He gave us a ring in 2009
>>68143669
he quit last year. think he had to have tj again
>3.86 from the bullpen
The bullpen is profoundly bad outside of No Run DMC
>>68143676
>>68143649
>Women complain about childbirth being painful
>Caleb Joseph survived an injury that is 4 times more painful than childbirth
Explain yourselves, women. Also, Buck is a master of bants.
HE GONE
Is Kirby Yates our new Betances?
>>68143781
Never mind, Kirby Yates is the greatest player to ever don the pinstripes
Okay so this isn't ideal but Bettances didn't pitch last night so he can possibly go two innings today and then Chapman can come in in the ninth.
>>68143986
>>68144063
Shut up Joe's binder
>Putting your closer in a non-save situation that was almost a no hitter by the starter.
A FUCKING LEAF.
>risp
nothing to see here, lads.
Is Arod now elite?
Gardy is picking it up
See, this is normally the part of the game where Tex would stumble in here and destroy this rally.
>>68144261
Who are these fluid druids?
why?
>>68144279
When happened that? :o
>The fans a literally making nicer plays than the O's defense
kek, you can't make this up
>>68144386
I remember when Olivia Munn was hot. I miss G4.
>>68144356
Nick Swisher unleashed his secret shadow jut-su to win the day.
IM FUCKING TIRED OF THIS RISP BULLSHIT GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
At least it's not that recorded shit by Kate Smith
>no special military guests
fuck you baltipoor
>>68144485
Fucking liberals
>>68144356
It's reversed
>rain
>3.04 ERA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as8GLbVx5CA
Dammit Betances, you're better than this
darren jeter would've made that play
>>68144642
kek, I don't know why it pasted that
>pinch hitting a guy who has 0 career hits
>>68144642
That's it, I'm getting tired of your obsession over Christen Press.
FLAHERTY FIRST CAREER HIT!!!
>>68144770
Are in actually German, or are you an American living in Germany?
Would you rather hit a Chapman fastball, Betances Curve, or Miller Slider?
Betances' knuckle curve isn't breaking as much. Maybe it's why he's been getting hit more often.
>>68144842
he should name himself "German Orioles"
>>68144863
Chapman fastball
>>68144863
Chapman fastball. He pretty much only throws that, so I could sit on it and have a better chance hitting it.
That ball hit him so it wasn't a wild pitch
Dellin "Shit the Bed" betances
>>68144842
American
SIT
DOW N
>>68144949
>(you)
>>68144949
>(me)
>>68145014
Military?
>>68144949
(you)
>>68145074
No. Where in Texas are you? Moved here from DFW
didi is elite
By what was the Yankees run?
>>68145211
Arod single to score Ellsbury
>>68145182
I'm from the DFW area too, I go to Texas A&M currently
>>68145229
Phew... Bad offensive for Yankees... :s
2nd double on Ref
Ref has two GIDP
Send him down to AAA
>betances pitching the 8th too
JUST TOMMY JOHN HIS SHIT UP
>it's another betances ruins CC's game episode
thanks bro
This shit is killing me lads
RAINMAN PLEASE COME AND CANCEL THIS GAME
spooky
It's about to storm hard for about 10 minutes. blew through here a little while ago.
But will then clear out.
Haha sit down Baltipoor
Did you guys forget that blah blah blah choke his gf blah blah blah fire 8 gunshots into wall blah blah blah classless blah blah blah I'm a Redsox fan now.
>Betances literally towers over McCann
>inb4 Chapman pasta
Did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?
Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.
The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)
extra shitposting time commence lgtss
>baltipoor
>baltipoor's """"""defense""""""
>getting 1 run off a fat alcoholic
Baseball stadiums need mobile roof.
>SEVERE WEATHER WARNING
>>68145848
Given how hard he throws can you imagine him punching a girl in the face? It would be a fucking crater.
Have you ever seen what an Aroldis Chapman fist will do to a woman's face? You should see what an Aroldis Chapman fist will do to a woman's face. That you should see.
>>68145848
The more I see that fucking duck face, the more I could see myself choking her. I would fire some shots too but not gunshots and they would be to her face. By shots, I mean cumshots.
>>68145872
(Me)
meant to say getting no runs from the big guy
