current score 0 - 0
>semen slurping sport
Is this the comfy thread?
Karazhan
>semen slurping thread
>>68107988
prince malchezar
1st for cost/a/ ric/a/ and 10/10 w/a/fu!
Burger here.
Rooting for a 0-0 tie in this one.
>>68108171
Kind of funny, isn't it?
More people shitposting than watching.
>>68108171
Me too, a draw means I turned my initial $20 bet last night into $90 after 2 games. Even if I lose, I'm still up 10.
>>68108171
you'd like that wouldn't you... considering the suicide watch...
QUICKLY
CLAIM YOUR WAIFU
>>68108218
me on the top right
if you tell me.
one city or U.S. state where soccer is the most popular sport, I leave them in peac
a city or U.S. state where soccer is far more popular than American football, baseball, basketball, and hockey together
the city (or state) of soccer
>>68108171
fuck off commie
>>68108250
Solo mia.
>>68108250
done
>>68108250
>>68108250
2016 waifu
>>68108351
good taste
i see you share my tsundere love.
>>68108250
hmm k.
>Paraguay is unironically trying to win la copa
>>68108171
We're scoring at least 2 goals with Miguel the eel Almiron in the second half
>>68108250
i will pass it
>>68108250
>>68108427
Good taste, mustache bro.
>>68108452
what was wrong with the first half?
Why is the stadium so fucking empty? Why the hell is the usa hosting this tournament?
>>68108633
Costa Rica vs Paraguay isn't going to draw much attention.
>>68108633
The only non-empty stadium today will be Brazil-Ecuador
>>68108551
Thx, i think the same about your taste.
>>68108250
I'll say it again.
Costa Rica 0 - Paraguay 2
>>68108250
>>68108592
Almiron wasn't playing
Cmon costa rica get your shit together I need sum monaayyyyyy
>>68108774
If you win that I'll go to your home and suck your dick.
>>68108250
she looks like an old woman with her skin pulled back
>>68108250
>>68108774
>non Internet betting
nostalgia thread?
>Messi dealing with tax evasion
>>68108813
No precisa, entro a yaguaron 1414 un lunes y salgo el jueves con 15 kilos menos
jesus, this game is dire.
Exciting """"""sport"""""" you have here lamao
>>68108958
guarda que todas las negras dominicanas esas tienen el bicho
My grandma fucks faster than these teams on the pitch.
>>68108906
muh Supermatch
>>68108958
Yaguarón 1414 se transformó en un meme, fuimos con unos amigos hace unas semanas y por unas que no llegaban al 6 querÃan 800 pesos.
Hay uno que se llama Acuarela que te garchas a una por 400$.
This may be one of the most boring matches i have ever seen in my whole life
HEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
Looks like a fairly strong wind in the stadium, judging by how the unis are being blown in close-up shots.
>Copa Amemeica
Competition disregarded
>>68109019
>>68109053
Se, tire yaguaron 1414 por el meme, pero fui hace como 1 año y algo, y era como 400 la media hora, y fuimos para que mi hermano dejara la tarjeta V, y habÃa una pelirroja que serian una 7 y una gorda peruana o yo que se que, que estaba demeno.
Hice lo que un buen hermano harÃa y le cedà la pelirroja, y mirándome en el espejo de techo decÃa "esta es la plata peor invertida de mi vida".
Hasta que jugué este supermatch.
The stadium is 3/4 empty lel
How much are the tickets?
This match is dreadful.
>>68109372
70 TO 200 USD.
>>68107969
yet here you are with your mouth wide open. if i have learned anything from the jew masters, it is that americans can be made to slurp up anything they desire.
Gonna play dark souls, fuck CR and the ghosts
ahà vieeene ramooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06jgmV5Pxbo
>can't watch brazil-ecuador because I need to sleep
>got to watch this game instead
Fucking die, piece of shit teams.
>>68108452
>perrista
Neither of them deserves to win
btw lol even this is tied http://www.strawpoll.me/10399057/r
these copa game threads are quite possibly the worst threads i have ever seen on /sp/ in my entire 6 years here
holy shit you spics are annoying
Send them all off the pitch.
>>68109868
The game is complete shit, what do you want us to do?
Muy poco anime en este hilo psh
>>68109850
calm down texas...
>>68109868
Blame meme rica and the ghosts.
They don't do shit.
This copa has been boring as fuck so far
>>68109960
>and the ghosts.
wat?
>We could have a goal right now
>OF COURSE NOT
Based univision.
>hilo sin portada anime pedofila
Porque no me digeron antes
Dreadful game.
The good news for Americans is that they should be able to beat both of these teams.. and I think they probably will.
DEJEN DE JUGAR A LOS TOQUES CORTOS POR EL AMOR DE DIOS CHUTEN AL ARCO
>>68109868
/lat/ sp does seem kinda pobre but it's also a shit game so there's not a lot to work with
>este partido
Literalmente lo que esperaba.
>meme DT
>los jugadores saben que no es un torneo serio
Lo único que no se es cual va a ser el DT meme nuevo que vayan a poner.
>>68109868
The game sucks. Yesterday was chill.
>>68108250
RITSU A BESTTO.
HOLY SHIT THIS MATCH IS SO BORING OMFGOMFGFG
>>68110044
Lmao the worse the opponent the worse >we play. USA will not log a single goal this tournament
Boring match, shall we post rochas?
Paraguay is booty
Based Borges, best player of this shitty match.
>>68110099
What is it with the Copa America and complete garbage football?
Clearly one of these teams is trying to score right at the end.
YES
GONZALEZ DIED
FINALLY
this feels like a Greece match
peruANO - Haiti isn't going to be any better
It's boring because the ref is a fucking pussy.
Whos more gay
Para(gay) or Ura(gay)
S. America confirmed for being gay as fug
>>68110133
did you forget how much worse the Euro 2012 was?
>>68110078
Medford
es lo unico que falta
>>68110128
>Cosma Rica
Why is Paraguay a country? It should have been divvied up between Brazil and Argentina
>>68106790
What did I mean by this?
THE CUREPA IS IN
>>68110185
It almost was but in the end Brazil preferred to have a buffer with Argentina.
El pelo de Bolaños
>>68110146
But the memes will be better.
>>68110177
Medford ya pasó por la etapa meme de ganar algo con un equipo y que por ende lo pongan de DT de la Selección, por lo que no, siempre tiene que ser un técnicno nuevo.
>"can"adian "posting"
>>68110133
Last World Cup wasn't better either. The only two memorables matches i can think of are Italy vs England and that fantastic 7-1.
>>68110183
>>68109797
Mate Costa Rica is literally nigger Greece 2004.
>>68110099
Let's make a list of the diseases found in that water
>>68110218
Damn right they will
>iturbe
Wait a sec, what the fuck.
Didn't he play for argentina?
>>68110214
No offence Uruguay but you should also be part of the glorious southern Brazilian masterrace
>>68110099
No
fuck off to /s/
both of these teams should be disqualified for the crime against humanity that is this game
>>68110235
We got a lot of meems.
NO ERA PENAL.
>>68110204
Dubs and Iturbe scores
>>68110251
Martino wouldn't call him so SUDDENLY he remembered he has paraguayan nationality kek
>>68110251
u-20 Argentina maybe. He could switch as he had Paraguayan nationality beforehand.
>>68110251
for U20s
he never got called up for the senior NT, so when Paraguay got interested, he went with them
>>68110288
this
>>68110286
Roll
>>68110255
I agree. Being a part of Argentina and therefore giving them complete control of the De la Plata basin would also be good.
Anything but this existence as a meme non-country.
>>68110221
Pues sÃ, tenés razon.
Los ricos no son suficientemente estupidos ñara poner a Memeford como técnico dos veces.
Es más de lo que puedo decir por los Xelatecos
>+4
fuck this shit, let's just go home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkAlfGGaOGg
Dale Perú!
>inb4 last minute blooter
>>68110316
you telling ME that?!
>>68110302
im right senpai and u know it
OFF OFF OFF
This nigger deserve to fucking die
CHIMPOUTS ARE HERE FINALLY
>>68110317
No la comienzes a mufar
>>68110312
*los costarricenses
RED
E
D
C H I M P O U T
H
I
M
P
O
U
T
Ignorando este deporte sorbe-semen, hablemos de otra cosa.
Este año es de los Cubs, verdad?
finally some memes
ERA PENAL
>having an argie-nignog ref
I knew this was gonna end 0-0 I wish my bet365 wasnt blocked fuck
>SOMEONE THREW A WATER BOTTLE AT THE REF
TOP KEK
Pretty sure that a draw between these two suits the US, in terms of attainable/potential points anyway.
>>68110383
a quien mierdas le importa? jugaron tan de la verga que no merecÃa ganar ninguno.
Copa America whiteness power rankings (an American asked for it in the other thread)
Uruguay
USA
Argentina
Brazil
Chile
...
Colombia
...
Mexico
Peru
...
Haiti
Thank god it's over.
>>68110405
Los sudnicaragüenses confirmados igual de mal que los mexicacos
>FUE MANO
>ERA PENAL
wew
YYAAAAAY WHAT A CHUCKLE
>>68110389
I got 2-1 odds on it from William Hill
feels good man
>>68110414
it also means that if USA loses again (Costa Rica's next for them), they're eliminated
>>68110414
That's why I was rooting for a 0-0 tie. Minimum points, goal differential doesn't change for the two teams, and the USA has a better chance of making the top two now.
Dirty ass spics literring my first world stadium
NO PASA NADA.
Will a CONCACAF team get a win against CONMEBOL team? Mexico are the only ones I can see doing so.
>>68110426
Haiti is the whitest, don't let fellow monkeys fool you all.
>all this diving and faking
>0-0 draw
IDTTSSSIFM
>>68110426
>USA
>white
i dont like this semen slurping sport any more
seems like its too easy to just play defence and play boreball
Also, why the fuck does a ref give a red card in extra time? There's almost no point to it.
ERA
PENAL
>>68110437
>>68110414
US draw with paraguay and Costa Rica and two more Colombia wins means the second place team will advance with 2 points, which is kind of pathetic until you realize its more points than England had at the world cup
>>68110467
>Mexico
>
>>68110486
>le cards can only be given at a certain time meme
It could be extra time or the first seconds of the game, the rules are the same.
>>68110456
US - Paraguay after the US has been mathematically eliminated
Como el diablo logro embarazar a una chacal?
>>68110486
he misses the next game now doesnt he?
>>68110499
Still better than US. We are 0 and 1.
>>68110426
>>68110426
>Argentina
....
>>68110505
Lel
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356788
>>68110426
fuck off da silva flip flops, vai vender o cu na favela.
>>68110505
gonna screencap this because it seems the most accurate prediction
>>68110526
lol no
>>68110426
The majority of our population descends from spaniards and italians who are black as night.
Boy, can't wait for Haiti-Peru.
>>68110456
which CONCACAF plays against Venezuela and Bolivia?
>>68110447
USA usually has Costa Rica's number if they're playing in the states
>>68110554
Same
>>68110499
>>68110553
>The majority of our population descends from spaniards and italians
Still makes you whiter than everyone else
>>68110536
At least.
>>68110556
Jamaica vs venezuela
Panama vs bolivia
>>68110553
when everyone is black that's something
>>68110554
The meme potential is very high.
>>68110556
Jamaica and Panama. Even with how shit Venezuela and Bolivia are I could see them not losing.
>>68110556
Mexico and Jamaica vs Venezuela
Panama vs Bolivia.
>>68110592
damn
for those two matches only stadium personel staff will be attending
my bet is Jamaica will win his match, Pan-Bol will be a tie
I wonder if the Most Honest Woman In Brazilâ„¢ is going to watch our match and not get triggered at hearing where is it going to take place.
>>68110614
Why? We're just going to win.
who /brazil/ in here?
Peru - Haiti Gamethread
>>68110644
>>68110644
>>68110644
>>68110614
Yeah, and it is finally a great opportunity to wear my Peru jersey.
>>68110651
>not get triggered at hearing where is it going to take place
explain pls
>>68110558
A red card for their CB, and they're missing their other CB (Gonzalez). So I guess we got a leg up
>>68110682
hey
>>68110432
>chicano guatepeorense
>in a place to judge anyone
Top kek. Even chicanos are more classy than central american wetbacks.
>>68110726
You are confused, lad, he is a wetback student. Not just a wetback.
>>68110767
Imagine being from Guatemala hahahaha what can you even be proud of? If I became a wetback I'd fucking pretend I was mexican hahahaha.
oi, when's the next match?
somebody post this as OP in a thread
Uruguay-Mexico will be in Phoenix.
How many mexicans will be there?
>>68110905
Phoenix is in Mexico m8.
>>68110905
Not many. Stadium will be overflowing with chicanos, though.
>>68110882
>41 years
holy shit
>>68110875
10 bings familia
>>68110944
This desu lads.
Based Joe Arpaio put all the beaners in prison.
Alguien tiene el hilo nuevo?
>>68110959
Christine Fernandes is nearing 50 and is as classy as deliciosa
Looks 30
>>68111078
those types of bottoms are among mankind's greatest creations
>>68111078
70yo
>>68111078
>>68110882
dem curvy mammas
>>68111154
this one inspires a greater love for dick though. got a lovely voice as well.