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VARDY OUT
WENGER OUT
How can he still have a broken wrist? Does he have AIDs or something? It's been a year.
>>68093523
>Does he have AIDs or something?
I believe it
hagahahaha enjoy your vardy flop
>>68093523
bones don't heal properly when you're on PEDs
![f85e6dbc74df4e768845e0e8a95cf973[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MClCgqf.png "f85e6dbc74df4e768845e0e8a95cf973[1]")
>>68093523
so he can whack people who chat shit
>>68093499
4-4-2
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4
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2
My shotter is called Pablo and lives in Camden
Could he be the guy behind the Twitter account?
>>68093575
afcamden's name is Dean though
why do i keep seeing 18m now?
>Vardy
well better than no one I suppose. Fingers and toes crossed that he keeps scoring because that's a lot of money and a long contract for a 29 year old, especially with Arsenal's medical team.
CB,winger and another midfielder (LB if necessary) now Wenger.
>>68093599
release clause is lower than previously thought
![[HorribleSubs]_Netoge_no_Yome_wa_Onnanoko_ja_Nai_to_Omotta_-_07_[720p].mkv_00_18_30.275.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Oo2U0JU.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Netoge no Yome wa Onnanoko ja Nai to Omotta - 07 [720p].mkv 00 18 30.275")
Vardy in the bag lads
>>68093611
right I'm just wondering who's said 18m first
>>68093603
>another midfielder
We have more than enough.
>winger
J O E L
O
E
L
Will >we be forced to adopt the CHAT meme?
Who here honestly wants Vardy at the club? He's fucking 29
>>68093648
no way around m8
>>68093643
Joel is decent but we could do well with another decent crosser who doesn't cut inside and delivers a reliable 11-12 goals a season.
Midfield might be packed but I can see Ramsey leaving and probably another couple of attacking players.
>>68093674
but muh next ian wright
vardy, podolski, park, eduardo, julio baptista, reyes, jeffers
not exactly a stellar line of players
>>68093674
He scores goals
>>68093674
I can't believe Wenger fell for the Vardy meme
>>68093683
>I can see Ramsey leaving
Can you really?
If Joel was a regular he'd easily score those 11-12 goals. He scored like 5 just being a complete fringe player
Borussia singing Bartra
>tfw we're actually going to get rid of Campbell even though he's twice as good as Walnut
>>68093718
it's cursed - you're either shit or get rekt
>>68093734
He's a good player.
I think this just confirms Wenger is done after next year. He's going full Fergie and just buying a striker with maybe a year or two left in him in order to win the league.
It's also why he's willing to fuck over Gibbs with Rodriguez.
>>68093734
better than gabriel
>>68093777
No he isn't you retard. If he went "full Fergie" he would spend the 200 million we have sitting in the bank
>>68093718
>Vardy is the first english senior striker to join since Jeffers
>>68093777
I won't believe he's fully going for it until Ramsey is dropped forever.
>>68093777
Rodriguez is like 3 years younger than Gibbs senpai
>>68093777
Gibbs isn't getting fucked over, he wants to leave. Dude's 27 and wants to play
Arsenal would be perfectly happy having him as backup, HG too
>>68093508
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
OFF
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68093787
>Full Fergie
>Spending £200m
lol ok m8
>>68093599
Initial report was "around 20m".
Wilf Zaha soon
>buy striker who only scores on counter attacks
>play posession football
I'd prefer vardy to zlatan. united are probably paying him close to £20m for one year.
still better to get someone younger and less of a cunt though.
>Claudio Ranieri: "It's all true," - La Gazzetta dello Sport
>>68093895
poor Ranieri
>>68093788
Who is welbeck?
>>68093895
Google Translate from Italian
>LEICESTER RANIERI ARSENAL Vardy / LEICESTER (England) - L ' Arsenal push hard for Jamie Vardy , now comes confirmation from Leicester . After rumors circulated yesterday evening that the 'Gunners' WOULD BE to present the 'Foxes' the offer for 23 million euro release clause provided for by this contract the attacker, the champion of England manager, Claudio Ranieri , comes out: "It's all true," the brief statement reported by 'La Gazzetta dello Sport'. Now the ball goes to the player, who currently receives about 5 million Euros per season and will have to discuss the new contract with the Londoners.
>£18m
Mate you'd be retarded not to buy him.
>>68093911
a shit shane long
>>68093911
A winger who wishes he was a striker?
>>68093648
>tfw will get told to walk on even more than I do now
into the filter it goes
>>68093918
Apparently Shane Long wants out of soton, would be good depth
First Sanchez
Then Elneny
Now Vardy
Why are we signing divers now?
>>68093923
that's walcott lad
>>68093938
Vardy never dived it was a clear foul by Nacho now that I think about it
>>68093938
I suppose you're too young to remember pires
>>68093949
kek
>>68093955
Pires dived once and it was blown completely out of proportion by an ABA media, much like Eduardo's "dive" vs Celtic (gentle reminder he's the only player to ever be retrospectively banned for diving), yet when it happens against us no one says a thing
>>68093972
>once
kek
>vardy is a fox
>jeffers was a "fox in the box"
>both are white
coincidence?
So do we have to start using "aving a party" as well?
>last year Wenger said all the best strikers these days are South American
>signs Vardy
>>68093874
>arsenal
>possession football
>>68093575
yeah, it's him
In fairness our best performance last season was Man U at home, when Walcott played through the middle and was BOG. If Walcott's out and Vardy's in, the thinking must be that Vardy can do that job more consistently. Harder worker and cleverer movement than Walcott. Probably worse technique generally but a better finisher. idk
the way I'm trying to look at it is that once Walcott goes, the net price for Vardy might be close to zero. could potentially sign another forward still
>>68093892
i am guessing rooney wont be used as much too
>>68094091
why do people think walcott will go so confidently?
>>68094091
>In fairness our best performance last season was Man U at home
For all of 20 minutes
>>68094093
rooney will be a centreback soon
>>68094052
If Jamie Vardy was called Jamuel Varduez, he'd be at Barcelona right now.
>>68094132
If Theo Walcott was called Theodor Walckotzky he'd be at Besiktas right now.
>>68094132
haha, what a great joke, I think the Neanderthals are the best joke makers
>>68094105
Wenger hasn't come out in support of him and he usually does when there's even a chance a player will stay
Walcott's a clean cut English guy, marketable - someone will want him.
>>68094106
3-0 inside 20 and a sterile 70 minutes following is basically the perfect performance. We were different class that day, didn't do it all game cause we didn't have to but always in control
Glad Vardy is willing to join >us after that vicious tackle by Nacho he suffered.
Lads, Vardy is just a smokescreen for Morata. Morata will be confirmed in 72 hours.
>>68094164
Nah, he'd conduct symphonies with Yuja Wang on the piano mate.
>>68094172
>3-0 inside 20 and a sterile 70 minutes following is basically the perfect performance.
Yeah but we only managed to do it once all season. We'd need to play like that regularly for Vardy to be able to do well.
>>68094169
Thanks mate.
>>68094172
>always in control
It was through the grace of Cech that Martial didn't single-handedly start a Fergie-esque classic United-comeback.
>>68094164
If Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain was called Alejandro Ojlado-Chamberleño he'd be a shitty winger at Villareal right now
vardy's missus on twitter is the new xhaka's brother or whatever leaking the photos
all but confirming a deal's done
>>68094281
>rebekah
>5 years older than him
what a moron
>>68094281
confirmed
>>68094281
not really she's just asking for people to stop giving her shit
I mean... It's not a bad team?
>>68094335
>implying she doesn't keep on bitching about moving to LONDON
>>68094235
Yep, but part of that is that Walcott only put in like three good performances all season. If that's the blueprint, I'll back the likes of Ozil, Alexis, Xhaka to do what they need to so if you get a striker who'll play their role consistently too
I dunno, just trying to see the logic. For all the talk that Vardy needs a counter attacking team, that's an example of us playing with a mobile striker and dominating a game on our terms.
There was a time last season when things were going well when we saw the positives of Walcott through the middle. Maybe Vardy can do that job but better
>>68094339
https://twitter.com/RebekahVardy/status/738749139719180288
>>68094369
>Wilshere
>left wing
>>68094386
>Had a great time working with the lovely @fabulousmag team. Very surreal that I am on their cover this Sunday!
She was in London for a magazine shoot.
>>68094386
CONFIRMED
>>68094369
Ramsey is starting over Santi and wonga will play Vardy out wide like Welbeck who's injury is the only reason this is happening desu
>>68094369
Add Schmeichel as the sub behind Cech m8 :^)
>@MickTheGooner #Arsenal 'confident of Vardy deal in next 24 hours'. (Leicester Mercury)
Xhak shit get banged
I could legitimately see the new arsenal twitter regime pulling some "Chat shit" meme when he gets signed
>>68093787
>le sign all the players maymay
I don't think Wonga's that stupid.
The annual Wilshere to City rumours are back lads. But this time they've added in Bellerin too.
Buzzing for the Vardy-Wilshere bromance.
>>68094597
Arsenal's twitter team has definitely been smoking something recently.
>Speaking to Italian press, Leicester manager Ranieri is quoted as saying ‘It’s all true’ when asked about the rumours.
kek
https://twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi/status/739047742123745280
Post yfw it comes out that Arsenal bid £20m+£1 to activate the clause
https://twitter.com/RebekahVardy/status/739041764464562176
>>68094932
Slowpoke.
Sry, too lazy to translate.
When Theo plays well for us (eg the United game) we look really fucking lethal.
We're signing a better Theo.
I get that Lester play counterattacking football but Vardy can fit into our system too. Giroud didn't fit into our style of football and in terms of numbers he's done alright. If we can get Giroud 20-odd goals a season we can definitely get Vardy to score.
>>68094987
uhh did they make Ozil the most useless character?
Where does Mrs Vardy go on the WAG ranking?
>>68095006
They both have super-vision
>>68095018
Into the trash.
>unironically signing vardy
>>68094994
>signing a better Theo
Theo is definitely better on the ball though, doesn't matter how many of you want to deny it
He is a more intelligent player as well.
Though Vardy is a great player, his determination and finishing will be a great asset to have.
If we can't have a top 5 striker, why not have Vardy? It's a good gamble from Wenger
>>68095076
I'm a /lifelong/ but I find it hilarious that Arselel are signing the Leicester leftovers
vardy is perfect for getting onto ozil passes as long as he can remember how to finish
he will also work well in tandem with sanchez as they both play high tempo and harry defenders without the ball
the only worry is that he's 29 imo
>>68095085
neither of those things are true about theo though m8, how many chances does theo craft for himself compared to vardy?
I don't even want Vardy, he's the definition of a 5th-6th place purchase.
Livershit or Tottenham should be after him, not Arsenal.
What the fuck is wonga playing at?
>>68095089
If Arsenal actually get one good season out of him, with 25+ league goals and scoring them in crucial games, then £20m would be well worth. Arsenal have been shocking at scoring chances.
>Vardy
hahahahaha holy fuck, I thought getting Imbra was bad
>>68095118
if you want that you better switch to raking 25m passes to him m8 since that's his game
>>68095118
Even if he's not as good as last season, it'll be enough
It sounds silly but almost any striker is better than out of form Giroud, so why not have a good striker to complement Giroud's weaknesses
Why dont we get Mahrez too?
>>68095104
Arsenal have finished the likes of 3rd and 2nd with Giroud up front. You could argue that next season will be stronger, but that remains to be seen. As long as the likes of Alexis and Ozil stays, then there's hope. Currently Arsenal don't know how to finish outside the top 4.
>>68095151
>should be signing Mahrez and Chilwell
>get Vardy instead
typical wonga
Cant wait for Wenger to force Vardy to not shoot and to pass to OX instead
Vardy would get annoyed when seeing his team mates fuck up chances, he'd die with us
>>68095158
I guess her husband isn't the only one transferring
vardy comparison power rankings
1. wright
2. smith
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9001. rvp
>>68095170
>pass to OX instead
In what alternative universe do you seeing Ox playing for us on a regular basis in the near future?
>>68095085
>He is a more intelligent player as well
In what way?
>>68095170
he'll end up on the wing crossing to nobody like giroud does.
>>68095201
Wiltord
>vardy
lmfao what a joke, he had one (1) good season and he is fucking 29 years old. waste of money.
>>68095211
Vardy is literally just >le run fast and blast it past the keeper man
Look at Theo's (admittedly few) assists and goals this season for comparison
>>68095245
also wanted to add he isn't even the reason leicester did shit.
>we
should sign mahrez, not that hack
>>68095246
Vardy seems at least mentally stronger than the likes of Walcott. Another aspect Arsenal are missing.
>>68095260
that's true
I think Wenger really recognised the mental weakness and wants to inject some willpower into the squad
By the way, I'm not making an argument against Vardy and for Theo here, it's just the truth
>>68095207
The universe where everyone else is injured in time for the OX's return
Walcott - shit, injury prone
Wilshere - injury prone
Campbell - likely to leave
Iwobi, Gnabry etc. all youth so Ox gets priority over them
>>68095260
Spicy Chile was mentally strong before he came to Arsenal too
>>68095245
well if he has one more good season it's more than worth it
people should stop acting like 20mil is a lot of money nowadays. Arsenal made enough to buy five vardies from tv money alone last season
>wright's first goal was against the leicester
the pottery here is madness
>>68095281
He'll be fine.
kek what do you fairy fucks put on your chips if not gravy
curry sauce? garlic sauce?
>>68095279
iwobi already has started over ox
>>68095283
We'll be fine.
>>68095302
curry sauce and chips is objectively the best combination
>>68095302
>kek what do you fairy fucks put on your chips if not gravy
Salt and/or vinegar, like normal civilised humans.
He's from Yorkshire so he'll like London's pie & mash.
>>68095302
>not having cheese AND gravy on your chippies
>>68095302
chicken salt
#WelcomeVardy
>>68095344
this
>>68095350
PLEB ALERT PLEB ALERT CODE RED PEOPLE
>>68095161
Who the fuck is chilwell?
Did we sign that Tierney guy?
>eating chips
the most overrated food around
LB - Rodriquez
DM - Xhaka
CB - Mustafi
CF - Vardy
Greatest window ever?
>>68095373
cheese on chips is just wrong
>>68095402
>Mustafi
pls no
>>68095401
Who the fuck overrates chips you mong?
>>68095402
Looks like we are targeting a left back and gazidis said 3 signings
So another season of koscielny fuckups is in order
>>68095402
>Manager - Wenger
no.
>>68095428
>wanting to replace koscielny
Sure m8, Boateng and Thiago Silva are on the plane already
>>68095414
every single northerner
>>68095428
Sign Rodriquez
Keep Gibbs as 2nd choice
Move Monreal to CB
Easy
>>68095428
> another season of koscielny fuckups is in order
>>68095428
the ITKs seem to think a defender and an attacking player after Vardy and Gazidis didn't specify if the 3 included Xhaka
>>68095450
chips are a top 5 food senpai
curry
pizza
pasta
chips
and then one negotiable depending on everyones own tastes
Has Jamie Vardy finally eclipsed Sean Bean as Sheffield's most famous son?
>>eating chips
>the most overrated food around
>>68095468
t. Chav McChavty
>>68095470
walcott.jpg
>>68095468
>pasta
now THAT's overrated food
>>68095483
Sean Bean is still number 1 for me
Are they going to include Vardy's transfer in the Leicester biopic or will they just put a couple of lines on a blank screen at the end of the movie
>Jamie Vardy moved to Arsenal, where he went on to win the double in 2016-17
> Kante currently plays for PSG
> Riyad Mahrez went to Barca before deciding to become a suicide bomber
>>68095018
She has 3 children from 3 different fathers.
She's more slag than wag, fampai.
>>68095455
>>68095445
Koscielny is shit
Mertesacker is far superior
>>68095626
so she's had sex three times. four including vardy. I've done more than that.
>>68095711
You slut
>>68093895
>>68093915
Sauce on that one?
>>68095626
Not even a pretty slag either.
>>68095711
One of the kids is Vardy's. So she could have had sex as few as three times, buddy.
Anyone else kind of shocked that >we are actually in for Vardy? I mean seems like a meme player but I spose scoring 25 goals is pretty good.
Would've preferred Auba but thats probably unrealistic as fuck seeing as he'll go for like 35-40m. Meme player as well I suppose
Vardy looks like an absolute cunt tho desu. Literally a Rat. Could care less tho if he scores 20+
>>68095838
>seeing as he'll go for like 35-40m
Are you dumb Auba will go for 40-60 for sure.
Here's a great description of Vardy by spielverlagerung.de. I translated it online, so if something is no clear just ask
Another forward for whom these aspects are also valid is Jamie Vardy. This is not underestimated since Leicester cities championship title probably any more, however, needed years to gain a foothold in the professional football. His spectacular rise from the depths of the English amateur football demonstrates one: Cool movement play is not dependent on level.
Vardy is because one of these forwards who put under pressure constantly with her runs the opposing defensive and create Dynamiken as well as start of play possibilities for the players.
These players like "space interprete" Thomas Müller Alexi Sanchez or Pedro are a valuable rarity in the professional football and they are often only esteemed when they reach exorbitant gate rates or how Müllers succeed for years away. Sanchez, for example, is valid rather than a dribbler.
The art of an actual run is much more difficult to master than one thinks.
Many players have a big dynamism and use them also with long sprint, but the least ones can thereby create also tactical dynamism. For it one must anticipate the structure of the play to a certain extent and can be of use. One must create it that one goes to the depth when the defence stands – and that one does not run along simply with the defence.
Then because one gets to crack the defensive line, and forces not only a run duel in which one himself has the worse road.
1/2
>>68095838
>Could care less
Yank pls.
>>68095851
The problem with the movement play is that it often allows to polish the players and not same. One generates individual striking force with it only if one has somebody in the team who also plays the right passports. Thereby it can be even actual at high level often than with bad football – Vardy could be overlooked long. Be excellent movement play full of pressure was only paired with good Konterstrukturen of Leicester and the passport play by Ryad Mahrez obviously actually.
Besides, Vardys structural intelligence allows to him to be actually in the Pressing and also to exercise effect in more static situations with his positioning. Thus he plays a lot of filing and can train in this manner against low-pressure area-standing opponents striking force.
Then with good Antizipation he comes at the right moment and thereby with tempo profit in the penal space. In addition he has a very quick and clean decision-making as well as ball processing with high speed. As a movement forward he is also complete; he needs only one certain tactical basic level, so that it also recognises the unskilled eye.
>>68095881
it's couldn't care less
>>68095246
Can't even remember Walcott's goals. I'd argue that Vardy goes about his game in a much more clever way than Walcott, judging by the big difference in effectiveness between the two.
>>68095898
true
>>68095881
It's "couldn't care less". "Could care less" means that you do care.
>>68095883
>The problem with the movement play is that it often allows to polish the players and not same.
Should say
>The problem with the movement play is that it often allows the other players to shine, but not yourself.
>>68095851
pedro a shit and alexis almost never exploits spaces he's always demanding the ball
>>68095904
Then watch the goals and assists you bellend
Also, most of Vardy's goals resulted because of someone hoofing it out on the counter and him running onto the long ball, nothing clever about that.(Sure, he takes smart paths and times his runs decently well, but that's about it)
>>68095925
>often allows to polish the players and not same.
sounds vaguely sexual
>>68095302
Ketchup?
>>68095925
So they're saying Vardy is a >raumdeuter. But he isn't really. He's not like Muller.
>>68095939
>ketchup
>>68095302
Ketchup and/or tartar sauce8
>Vardy actually happening
>>68095938
>Then watch the goals and assists you bellend
Nah, too lazy to figure out where to find them without the PL having taken them down already. I'd have to invest too much time into a lame discussion.
Besides, I have seen Walcott lose the ball to players who were on the floor. The guy is the living definition of bantering his way through people.
>most of Vardy's goals resulted because of someone hoofing it out on the counter and him running onto the long ball, nothing clever about that.
>(Sure, he takes smart paths and times his runs decently well, but that's about it
Which requires intelligence, stating otherwise is odd. And it's not something Walcott can do better anyway. So far all I've heard to prove Walcott's so called higher intelligence is that he apparently scores goals and gets assists that are more complex, which due to lack of access, I can't verify. Plus, that, for reasons that should be obvious, doesn't tell the whole story.
>>68095962
Mate, that Heinz ketchup is the most top level condiment around, do you dare to state otherwise?
>>68095950
They're not saying that he's a Raumdeuter, they say that he shares similarities with Müller
>>68095950
No-one is like Muller.
>>68096041
Yes. Ketchup is is the most overrated condiment around.
>>68096027
I don't think we really disagree. I just wanted to say that Walcott is better when he's expected to deliver a ball to other players than Vardy.
>>68096027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGzExJOrhfQ
>>68096048
>These players like "space interprete"
Was this not meant to mean raumdeuter? I figured it was.
>>68095991
I'll believe it when I see it on arsenal.com
>>68095938
https://streamable.com/bkjt
this is your typical vardy goal
>>68096060
In general, yeah, but if it's Heinz..... It's different from all the other ketchup sauces imo.
What is your opinion on mustard though?
>>68096075
walcott-esque desu
>>68096087
absolutely disgusting
mustard is the WOAT
>>68096087
Can't stand the taste or smell of it to be honest. But I went to Pollo Tropical in Florida once and they had this top notch curry mustard. Only time I've ever looked at mustard in a positive light.
>"Vardy? I'll take one please!"
>>68096116
Well, ffs man, we are just not meant to get along then.
>>68096131
We live in different worlds when it comes to condiments.
>>68096072
Yeah but it's the Raumdeuter Müller, not the Raumdeuters Müller, Pedro and Sanchez. It's an adjective to Müller.
>>68096075
Currently better at finishing than any of Arsenal's forwards, especially in meaningful games. Alexis is one of the best finishers in the team and he doesn't even play upfront.
Vardy confirmed for playing out wide
https://twitter.com/Analysport/status/739049997216415744
>>68096153
Oh yeah, my bad.
>>68096063
Well, I kind of disagree with that, I feel like Walcott underhits passes a lot and is just not good at a secure passing game.
Remember that goal from Alexis against United? I think that pass from Walcott that preceded it, is in like the top 5% of Walcott-passes in his career.
>>68096064
We were talking about the Walcott-goals and assists mate.
>>68096173
>le spray the ball out wide man
>vardy
Wenger's just signing meme players.
>>68096182
It's not like Vardy can pass either
>>68096041
You're Dutch and you don't prefer mayonnaise on your chips? What would your Belgian friends say?
>praising Walcott in any way
>defending Walcott
>being a Walcott apologist
>not being able to identify the cancer that is Walcott
>>68096149
There's way too many condiments in the world for you to just be having ketchup and mustard lad. Those two are like the lowest of condiments.
>>68096064
all henry style goals.
If he was black and scored half these goals you fags would want him
Sturridge IN
>>68096205
No, but I can't imagine him being worse at it than Walcott.
>>68096212
Probably accuse me of hating Zwarte Piet and being a shit Dutchman.
I'm not a fan of mayo. Makes me feel disgusting inside, but not in a good way like shitty kebab from your local Turk.
>>68096231
I'm one of those kinds of people that, when they find something they like, they won't have anything else. Both Heinz ketchup and mustard have been implanted into me from childhood, so I rarely jump outside the box and choose something else when one of those two are avaliable. Sometimes I wonder what I'm missing out of in life, but I do enjoy those things.
Koeman to Everton is looking like a done deal lads ;_;
>>68096307
Don't worry buddy. Ketchup and mustard are perfectly good condiments in the real world.
I often go for both on a hotdog or burger on my way to the Arsenal (St. Thomas's Road is where it's at).
Where are Gibbs and Ox going to go?
>>68096262
treatment :^)
>tfw my mate snaked me and got with my exgf at a party the other night
>tfw my drunk angry self ended up shouting "you dirty tottenham spurs cunt" at him
I want to get off Mr Wonga's Wild Ride.
>>68096414
Liverpool.
>>68096395
Such a stupid move desu.
He's got such a good thing going for him. Would be so much smarter to just stick at Southampton for at least the next year then take the step up after what is sure to be another successful season.
>>68096424
>exgf
how is that snaking you if she not yours lad?
>>68096447
One can only assume he still has feelings for her.
>>68096447
Because it's been a week since we broke it off and that's my mate lad.
Snakey movements.
>>68096447
maybe the prefix wasn't his choice
>>68096424
>ex gf
I've banged my friend's ex gf, why does it matter?
>>68096444
Trips of truth.
For all this talk of him wanting to go to a big club it surprising he's not waiting for an actual big club. Everton are bigger than Southampton and their new owner seems ambitious, but still.
>buying a forward with a style that doesn't fit Arsenal
top kek retards
>>68096424
>Girl at work is into me
>Flirt with her because why not the ego boost is fun?
>She suddenly goes utterly mental
>Accuses me of being two faced as fuck
>Accuses her friend of liking me ans spreading rumours behind her back
>"Wait Girl B likes me?"
>Girl B miles hotter than A
>Girl A and B patch things up because apparently it was a third party spreading shit
>They were gonna be going to dinner together tonight
>Convince Girl B to cancel plans and go out with me today instead
These Chad powers are new and scary to me.
>tfw Wenger accidentally signs the Vardy lookalike
>Ranieri wins again
>>68096495
Not that surprising, Koeman has always been a little bit sensitive for a move to anywhere a little bit more promising to where he is now if you offer him enough money and power to do exactly whatever the fuck he wants. He doesn't have that much patience.
>>68096657
But Southampton is like the most promising club in the league right now.
The foundations are literally all there.
There's still work to be done at Everton and they're about to lose their best player.
>>68096577
Kek
>>68096565
That reminds me, better delete my smug anime reaction images from my phone.
>>68096657
He could have at least waited one more year for us though ;_;
>>68096710
Glad I'm not a normalslime
>>68096679
I'd argue Everton has more to offer in terms of potential in squad, overall support and an amazing academy + a new owner who wants to take them to the next level. There is a bigger threat at Southampton that they'll lose their best players than at Everton.
You can argue that Everton is an overall more exciting place to be than Southampton at the moment. The bigger issue is, how big is the chance that Koeman would've been able to join a club much bigger than Everton in the near future? As in, the traditional top-4 sides in Arsenal, Chelsea, United and Liverpool + Man. City. Not that big desu. Well, maybe United, but that's a big if.
So he'll be looking to follow Pochettino and try and attack the established order with Everton, something that I don't think he would've been able to do with Southampton. Their most important player is basically Wanyama. He's already overachieving with them for two seasons in a row.
>>68096713
The Cowman does not wait for anyone, you have to be udderly prepared for it.
>>68093674
>He's fucking 29
So? He's in his prime and you'll get at least 2 good years out of him. 20m is nothing in this day and age, relegation fodder are now spending that on players. Also his career has been very short compared to most players, so his legs may hold up longer than the average player.
>>68096679
>Southampton is like the most promising club in the league right now.
>>68096891
>I'd argue Everton has more to offer in terms of potential in squad, overall support and an amazing academy + a new owner who wants to take them to the next level.
and they're a bigger club in a bigger city that helps with future growth
Wait a second, so you're telling me that now all we have to do is tell Ozil to boot the ball up the pitch and we'll score a goal?
I'm totally okay with that.
>>68096891
But when Everton lose Stones and Lukaku this summer things will instantly look less promising and their squad will look worse than Southampton's. This should be a massive factor.
On the other hand, Koeman has proved to be good at recruiting players and they're about to sign the recruitment GOAT in Monchi. Plus new owner will give him a massive budget + £100m from the Lukaku and Stones sales. Things could be nice tbf.
>>68096932
Yes, very good point. That's one of the reasons why people think West Ham has the potential to grow into a regular title contender.
>>68096961
Even without Lukaku and Stones, they'd be in a stronger position than Southampton to get very strong replacements. I'd argue that their squad would still have more talent in them than Southampton's and Everton can put up a stronger fight against teams going for their best players than Southampton.
Also, when looking at the possibility that Everton is likely to lose Lukaku, might lose Stones and maybe even Barkley as well, you must also consider that Southampton looks likely to lose Wanyama, Mané and Long. Maybe Van Dijk and Forster too, they've been easy to sell in the past.
I'd rather rebuild things at Everton than at Southampton myself.
>>68097077
Van Dijk literally just signed a SIX year contract.
Will Vardy be the first decent player to wear the #9 for Arsenal in like 10+ years?
>>68097140
I'm aware and still I don't rule out Southampton selling him if the offer is right.
>>68097146
Poldi when he was signed > Vardy
>vardy and welbeck at the top of a 4-4-2
should have sacked wenger when you had the chance
>apparently Vardy will be worth less than 20m
Very good deal if this is true. But I must ask, why is his release clause so low? Didn't he just sign a new deal? Don't they usually jack up those prices when that happens?
>>68097245
He asked for a lower release clause so he could have the option of a move to a bigger club for a bigger contract. He hasn't had a long career at a decent level so he hasn't accumulated the kind of money most players in his position have.
>>68097245
maybe he wouldn't sign it if it was higher and they figured no CL club would bother signing a 29 year old. It's 30m ish for non CL clubs according to the times
Lads, Wenger better be memeing, this Vardy signing can't happen, he doesn't suit >our system at all and he's not a qt lad, >we need Morata or Higuain
>>68097437
Fuck off
The Vardshere bromance/partnership is gonna bring the league home lads.
>>68097671
Wilshere seems to hang around with Joe Hart the most.
so was that one anon who spent all of summer 2015 hyping up vardy to arsenal (complete with all the lineupbuilder lineups that had vardy @ CF) just ahead of his time or is he actually a time traveler?
if you were able to travel 5-10yrs back in time at some point would you make sure to come to /arse/ and shitpost about the future of arsenal that only you know about?
>/m
>>68097755
It was vardy you twat
Hopefully Wilshit is sold to City.
Pray with me, EAT.
>>68097755
>/me wonders if someone has gone and checked the bible code to see of leicester winning the league and/or if vardy coming to arsenal was prophesied in the bible
>>68097793
Kys
>>68097716
Vardy was bigging up Wilshere in that interview lad. It's a bit one sided right now but Jack will come round soon after a few night outs together.
alright?
Vardy is not actually atypical for Wenger. Giroud?
Led Montpelier to a league title before linking up with us.
>>68097793
Fuck off. Who even calls this thread "EAT"?
>>68096064
>That 2nd goals v us
Worse defending i have seen from us in a while
>mfw I see someone predict Arsenal finishing outside of the top 4
>>68097925
I'm a progressive innovator. I know that's hard to understand for most Arsenal fans.
>>68097793
wilshere is fine as long as you dont realistically count on him to be out there for any extended periods of time (and seeing as >we've recently signed xhaka and elneny and also have cazorla and ramsey and coq i dont think >we really have to depend on jack too much, if at all.
plus having him around and relatively-healthy (if even by "wheelchair"'s own personal standards) on a top top quality arsenal team might get that asking price back up towards the supposed 40mil that city were thinking about offering him near the end of the 14-15 season.
>for 40mil i'll personally pop the pond and go over there and pack his bags for him.
>>68096395
it wont happen
I know
>>68097907
...so if he wasn't playing football he'd be robbing petrol stations to go get a fix of his precious china white heroin.... at least he shows initiative dammit!
and at least no matter what he'll always be ready to make cheeky runs, unlike our oh-so-bearded artist of an 800mil dry-spelling-bee-champion CF
>>68098008
*800min dry spell, npt 800mil.
lord knows the only 800mil player on the planet is marcus rashford, amirite? mou is gonna make a winner out of him.... instead of being messi v2.0 messi is going to end up being rashford v0.5
>>68098064
please post in moderation
>>68098154
you're prolly the brilliant subject who came up with this timeless moment in /arse/ history >>68097985
brush your teeth, rhys
>piss cheap at 18m
>has bpl experience
>2nd highest league goal scorer last season
>league winner which shows he has the mental strength to win the league
>in the peak form of his life
>will be crucial for the team in big games vs poop and mouyes with his counter attacking ability
>English
Why are people complaining again? It might not the most top tier signing we need eg a benzema, but it's a good signing nevertheless.
VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY VARDY
WENGER IN MATES
postin'
CONFIRMED
It's not going to work out. Surely a bigger club could have had Vardy? I'm surprised United isn't interested
>>68098546
are u for real?
>>68098594
Dad!?
>>68098586
Apparently the clause could only be activated by CL clubs.
Apparently Utd could have signed both Vardy and Ibra but don't want to kill Rashford's development.
>>68093508
t. Alex Doropolopolous
>>68098546
Kek
I don't even want Vardy.
I'd rather sign someone from La Liga, Serie A or the Bundesliga (not Ligue 1 - Not Ligue 1 ever ever again. We've had enough of them).
I know how signing Vardy will go.
He'll score every now and then but be unimpressive, people will say he just needs time to settle in, he'll have on periods and off periods and eventually he'll be sold to a midtable club to finish off his career.
No thanks.
>>68098714
>I'd rather sign someone from La Liga, Serie A or the Bundesliga
But why? I can understand not wanting Vardy, but why this?
>>68098735
BECAUSE HE'S A ONE SEASON WONDER
Giroud was great the season before we signed him
So was Gervinho
It never goes well.
>>68098586
no CL for MU
>>68098754
But why do you want someone from La Liga, Serie A or the Bundesliga?
>>68094069
Arsenal hardly ever plays anything but possession football.When they switch to counter attacks or other tactics it means that they play against better/equal team (so like 6-7 matches in whole season) or they have already trashed opponent 3:0. Vardy is the last striker from PL that they need right now. Even Pele or Arnautovic fits them better.
>>68093523
Eh, so you never broke or luxated one of your body parts, huh? Ping pong is a low risk sport when it doesn't come to psychological damage.
Once you get that, the part is debilitated and prone to get injured again. No point in risking it if you're not actually even using it to play the sport
/trans/ are laughing at us lads..
>arsecucks thought they ha a chance
>cam to arsenal jamie mate. we'll go down limelight and smash some japs. it'll be pukka my son. oi'll learn you my accent you slag.
>tfw we are gonna be hated by the neutrals for breaking up the media darling meme team
>>68098893
kys transvestite
>implying anyone like you to begin with
Already bored of Vardy news.. announce Ricardo
who /emery/ here?
>>68095302
For the chip only portions I only apply vinegar and that's it, shit's good
>>68099078
>I only apply vinegar and that's it
>shit's good
J.Vardy was a funny meme in Leicester.
If he goes @ Arses Anal gud luck.
Hope he breaks a leg @1st min @ Home.
You plebic coke snorter.
You plebic coke snorter.
J.Vardy was a funny meme in Leicester.
If he goes @ Arses Anal gud luck.
Hope he breaks a leg @1st min @ Home.
>>68099156
>>68099213
Fuck off Claudio
Hope he breaks a leg @1st min @ Home.
You plebic coke snorter.
J.Vardy was a funny meme in Leicester.
If he goes @ Arses Anal gud luck.
>>68099226
>If he goes @ Arses Anal gud luck
>Hope he breaks a leg @1st min @ Home.
>You plebic coke snorter.
>J.Vardy was a funny meme in Leicester..
If he goes @ Arses Anal gud luck.
Hope he breaks a leg @1st min @ Home.
You plebic coke snorter.
J.Vardy was a funny meme in Leicester.
If he goes @ Arses Anal gud luck.
Hope he breaks a leg @1st min @ Home.
You plebic coke snorter.
J.Vardy was a funny meme in Leicester.
>>68094446
>Ramsey is starting over Santi
Never heard Wilshere called santi before...interesting.
>>68093925
Oi jap
>>68099039
this
So, title confirmed?
Vardy is white and English so why not
is jenkinson coming back now that bellerin is going to barca?
I think Koulilably or Mustafi for CB would great for arsenal.
Benjamin Mendy is quite young would amazing for Arsenal. I think Rodriguez will go somewhere else.
>>68098842
So do Man City play possession football?, they have the majority of possession against almost every team they play.
>all of these faggots chatting shit
Remember that when he scores the winning goal against Man Utd. and laughs in Jose's face.
>>68099434
he will 100% guarantee'd drop form from last season.
>>68093523
He uses it for protection since other players used to grab him by the wrist trying to hurt him again.
I'm so happy that he's finally coming home.
He deserve it
>100/30 on Vardy staying at Leicester
You must be a MORON not to have a bang on those odds
>>68096565
I got a gf and we both want another so I can be pretty smug desu
why are people acting like they dont know who wenger should sign for center back?
rather have andy carroll desu
>>68099823
Stop wanting to sign players with terrible injury records.
>>68099792
Not an assist, own goal.
CHAT SHIT
>>68094182
Are you talking about that epic dive?
happy about the vardy deal because it means girouds career is over
>>68100014
Wew lad.
Giroud is better than Vardy and will be relied on to save us in October when Vardy can't score for shit. He'll also be your top scorer at the Euros.
>>68100014
>it means girouds career is over
Nah.
People unironically rate Aubamayang and not Vardy
>>68100014
Vardy will be played on the left wind lad
People unironically think Giroud is shit
Vardy scored 4 goals on the counter last season.
Just putting that out there.
Make of that what you will.
>>68100397
Leicester were defensive 101 at this point
sorry lads, busy playing attila total war
no news atm anyway
hey with rosicky having served 10yrs at arsenal isnt he due/eligible for a testimonial? or do they wait another year or 2 for those?
>>68100303
yeah all of us eye-having-motherfuckers tend to BELIEVE THAT! </roman>
>>68100431
>not watching das mannschaft
cara i am disappoint
>>68100524
10 years is enough for one but he'll be out of contract so I don't think he gets one
>>68100547
fucking hell, i was honestly gonna watch that but i had food and watch an episode of penny dreadful, thanks for reminding me la
can watch the rest of the second half
>>68099460
Glad you can predict the future you pathetic cunt.
Who else /buzzing/ here?
Can't remember the last time we've been this adventurous in the market and went into the season looking like winners.
>>68101094
if we sign him i'll be buzzing desu
>>68101230
i swear you didn't want him when it was first announced?
>>68101308
you were wrong la
after finding out he was racist against a Japanese person I'm all for it
it wasn't a black person
i bet he hates blacks too but i prefer being ignorant and if he scores a lot of goals and win us the league i wouldn't give a fuck
>>68101308
Why the fuck are you replying to an attention seeing tripfag? Pathetic.
>>68101391
i wouldn't kill a person to see...a small animal yeah i'd kill a cat
People should stop shit talking vardy and saying they don't want him. He'll be an arsenal player and you fucks will almost certainly change your tune. So just shut up about it
>>68101391
>>68101417
>>68101454
Kill yourselves faggots.
>>68098330
because Arsenal fans are fucking deluded. Vardy is great.
>b-but muh style of play
Lads he's a pacy striker with a lethal finish. He's confident. He's direct. He's aggressive and runs after the ball. He has positional skill. Clever movement.
What's not to like? This guy honestly fits. Especially with Ozil and his master passes.
Giroud never really fit into our team. He was just kinda this big lump in the box that would occasionally get on the end of crosses or help with the build up. Vardy is gonna work a lot better with the rest of the team.
Proof that Vardy works is that when Theo plays well up top we play absolutely phenomenally. Vardy is similar to Theo but better in every way.
>Paying £20m+ for a one season wonder
Never change, arselel
>>68101565
Grow up kid.
>>68101711
This, I don't think he's good, it's Jamie fucking Vardy, but he's not Giroud. I just hope he isn't a one season wonder
>>68101735
It's less than 20m actually.
>>68101735
>£20m is a lot for Portugal
>>68101752
>a tripfaggot pretending to be a nig telling others to grow up
Now I have seen it all, neck yourself.
>Finally signing a born winner with a bit of grit and determination about him that isnt a permacrocked fake hardman manlet
Dunno what you lot are moaning about. Vardys actually got a set of bollocks and he regularly scored against the big teams.
Will Wenger finally realise copying Pep was a mistake and go back to his successful counter-attacking teams of the early to mid 2000s?
Rate the Arse transfers from recent years in terms of how surprising they were to you
>1. Ozil
>2. Vardy (potentially)
>3. Welbeck
>4. Kongo Kim
>tfw left /sp/ for weeks to try and sort my life out
>tfw goal goblin to Arsenal brought me back
HERE FOREVER
Alexis-Vardy-?????
-----------Ozil-----------
---Wilshere-Xhaka--
Rodriguez-Kos-Gab/Mert-Bellerin
---------------Cech
If alexis go to the RW then ?????? LW get changed to iwobi
when?
>>68102572
Alexis should stay as LW so that he can cut in and shoot(seeing as he is the only player to do that outside of the box), also Jack will probably be injured by the start of next season so Ramsey will probably be there although I would argue that coq-xhaka should be the starting cm pairing. I truly think Joel should be starting LW but Wonga keeps fucking shunning him so idk.
>>68102572
ramsey
>united linked with Zlatan, Bailly, Ounas and with city out now Pogba
>we sign le spray ball wide man and chat shit man
>city eyeing up wheelchair and 'ector
I've got a bad feeling about this transfer window Scoobs and it's only just started
Too bad Hummels is off the market.
Would have completed the meme transfer trinity quite nicely
>>68102636
>falling for le sign all the players meme
STOP
>>68102211
poop werent even around when that 07-08 team were built
>>68102636
Zlatan will be Falcao tier. Not worried about that big nosed faggot at all. Vardy WILL score the winner against those faggots and WILL laugh in Jose's cunt face. Cap this.
>>68102636
Zlatan isn't gonna come to the PL I just know it.
Who?
Who?
Like >we would ever sell
>>68102726
>wanting vardy to score the winner against utd
>not lans welbz again
>From what I hear the €38m (£29m) fee Gazzetta cite for Vardy via Ranieri is closer to what #AFC will pay than the £20m in British press.
>t. gunnerblog
>>68102795
Completely different fee than reported by all reputable news sources
Wew I definitely believe this guy
>>68102787
Welbz can't score for shit and will probably be out for the season again. Lost fucking cause like Theo and Ox as well.
>>68102795
There is literally no way Arsenal would pay 30m for Vardy.
>france
>white
https://youtu.be/mKXTSlQf9AA
gabriel's such a thick cunt
i could have done better than that
>>68103070
>never read a book
christ
>letting giroud style on you
what a disgrace
>>68102572
Campbell would be ok. Im sick of the Ramsey is a winger meme.
But neither of them is world class, getting someone like Reus would be a dream.
Giroud missing chances how surprising
Giroud in Vardy out
>>68103070
It sort of puts it in perspective how much of these people's lives revolve around playing soccer. Combined with him probably being a dummy
>The report adds that Jack Wilshere played an instrumental role in convincing Vardy to sign for Arsenal
wew
>>68103314
i've never read one for pleasure
https://twitter.com/GFFN/status/739173218766999552?s=09
vive giroud
>>68103314
if he really came out from the favelas is not that hard to understand. that shit is hardcore low life
>>68103503
Probably swapped numbers of their dealers
>>68103594
he literally did, he said it in one of his interviews on arsenalplayer this season
Poor vardy, I can picture him now standing on the back 4 of some mid table team, watching helplessly as we pass the ball sideways for 90 minutes and lose 1-0
>>68103576
4 goals in last 4 NT games and yet still get booed because he's not Benzema, a player who hates France, its people and team mates
French are truly disgusting
Lads, have you ever contemplated the possibility of Arsenal installing a giant bell above the North Bank?
Obviously, they would then proceed to name it the "Bell End"
:^)
>>68103070
Fucking hell this is actually mental to watch.
>>68102614
Götze is overrated shit
we've been waiting for walcott to fulfil his """promise""" since before vardy was a pro kek
>>68103503
>i've never read one for pleasure
fucking moron
>>68102572
MKH or Mahrez
>mfw Giroud's performance today makes Wenger change his mind
Genuinely really excited for the passion Vardy will bring to our game alongside his goals. The guy has fight.
>tfw its only a rodriguez of time
>>68104078
It's a friendly against Scotland.
>>68102211
>counter-attacking teams of the early to mid 2000s
>muh BBDM
>muh large alcoholic english CBs/spine that actually had a spine (and not just in football terminology)
OMFG yes sign >us up for this plz. bring back the tuesday club (and not that podcast with alan davies)
btw speaking of that podcast with alan davies, did they ever go and do an actual after-the-season wrapup, or are they sticking with their "end of the season wrapup" podcast that they did with a month left to go?
>>68103944
step off nerd
Arsenal shitting all over Scotland.
kos kos kos kos kos kos kos kos kos
Based Arsenal
>>68104099
>not ham-eggs rodriguez
mirror yourself, anon. i mean go look in the mirror and sigh as you realize you're an amerifat (says this anon in his world devoid of irony) and come back when you're ready for handsome lads FC to add another pretty boy who is wholly unnecessary but so totally #ArsenalThroughAndThrough because >muh handsome lads FC
>tfw arsenal wins the euros
>>68104147
Arsenal boys running riot
>>68104181
what? I'm not fat, and ricardo is qt
>>68104147
>shitting all over Scotland
isn't that the football equivalent of taking a dump on a beach in india.... aka "totally normal and quite frankly i'm surprised more ppl around the world don't do it" ??
>>68104225
shhh we stereotyping now.
since you're american you're fat and football-retarded. duh. just ask your football overlords across the pond who are overjoyed that nicole scherzinger (aka the one chick from the pussycat dolls) is back on the x-factor where she belongs!
also, is anyone here wishing that >we got morata instead of vardy?
https://streamable.com/ixs
he nicked it top kek
--------------------Vardy------
----------Alexis--Ozil---Mahrez------
-------------Xhaka--Kante------
--Monreal--Huth--Morgan--Bellerin----
---------------------Cech---------------
This team could win the world cup
>>68104281
>also, is anyone here wishing that >we got morata instead of vardy?
Morata would have been good desu. Since he's younger and has a better chance of being good over his career vs just a single season.
Lads? Hear me out....Vatty goal xD
>>68103070
based Gabriel
wenger's not looking for mr. right he's looking for mr. right now
>>68104310
most cl teams would win the world cup
Giroud proving how he's right and the bug eyed turk cunt is the one who ruined our season.
Based.
>>68104539
>the bug eyed turk cunt is the one who ruined our season.
how?
>>68104582
> our best player was shit in the 2nd half of the season
> h-how was he at fault?!
>>68104639
all of them were shit the 2nd half of the season
>>68104639
Fuck off, you do realise Ozil created chances went from 4.3 down to 3.8 pg in the 2nd half of the season
Yet he only got 3 assists and still finished top creator in Europe in terms of assists, chances and clear cut chances.
If you had to pick one Scottish player to play for the gooners who would it be?
Anya would be nice I guess
>>68103070
>cheeky gabby p asking osbenis if he's ever scored a goal
simbly ebic
>>68104712
BIG SCOTT BROWN
Guys I think he just doesn't understand Spanish that well. And he's so shy too. Poor Gab
Who should Arsenal sign after Vardy? Benatia and Rodriguez and done ?
>>68104811
Benatia news nonexistent since that first link.
>>68104789
He's not very clever, he's from the favelas.
And because of that upbringing he probably never got into TV and movies and shit when he was younger so he just never cared growing up.
ARSENAL WINNING EURO 2016
>>68104811
Benatia, then a fuck tonne of promising youth to build for when Wenger's gone
>>68104811
Not Benatia.
I'd want a new winger over a CB desu.
Mkhi would be great.
>>68104846
That's a pity, he would be great along side Kos
https://twitter.com/trequartista100/status/739176447001038848?s=09
>>68104874
dortmund won't let him go after losing two already
>>68104874
>new winger
why? Joel is still at the club and Gnabry should be returning
Is Vardy inbred?
>>68104945
He rejected their contract offers twice, it's either let him go now and get money, or keep him and lose him for free. So he is in the market but undecided, although I'm not that fond of him to be honest.
>>68104712
Matt Richie or Robbie Brady
arsenal being able to pull shit like this is exactly what's wrong with soccer
arsenal did nothing to find this player, to train this player, to do anything besides throw a shit ton of money at them. leicster were the ones who plucked him from non league obscurity and took a chance, arsenal has done nothing but sock cock for a decade and say "oh hey i like that guy heres a billion dollars"
that's why the american way of drafting and salary caps will be forever superior, so bullies like arsenal can't come in and steal players from other teams
at least barca, bayern and madrid win things when they poach players, arsenal are just a disgrace
>>68105154
t. A man u fan
>>68105154
"Did nothing to find or train this player...drafting is superior..."
Dude what the fuck are you talking about
>>68105154
Of all the clubs to shit on about moneyball...
>>68105154
stopped reading at soccer
>>68105154
What are you, a communist?
>>68104981
And we both know they won't play.
>>68105154
it was fleetwood that got him from the non-league
>>68105154
is this pasta or?
>>68103070
Don't bully Gabriel you bastard.
>>68105154
how long you been a /lifelong/ for mo?
anyone else ever get porn related ED?
Starting to be able to get hard without porn again
Happening lads
>>68105796
Yup happened to me too. Can't get a gf so I watch porn then when I do fuck a slut 3 times out of the year I can't get hard so sex sucks and I just go back to porn.
>>68095298
you just know alexis raw dogged her in his car after that picture was taken
>>68105154
I'm sorry, but did Arsenal already sign Vardy? Oh, that's right. It isn't even on arsenal.com yet. In fact, it's probably some bogus the guardian rumor. Does having like 2 sites reporting some shit rumor count as a signing? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this post when the transfer window is still open? Gazidis and Wonga are still scouting players right now and they have been making the best use of the club's money for how many years now? Signing Vardy, >muh one season wonder, would be one of the worst transfers in Arsenal history, right next to andre santos, who just happens to have been signed for reasons we will never know. But you know what? Arsenal kept one of the lowest net spends of any big club in the world. Wenger remains one of the best fucking managers at making clutch youth signings in the EPL. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Vardy isn't signed and someone screen caps your stupid post. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these retarded /trans/ rumor posts because you're a faggot hater who thinks wenger and gazidis don't know what they're doing. because they're good at what they do and they do know what they are doing. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll some other fucking teams' eternal thread on this board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a single post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>68105930
I thought the Leicester manager confirmed the vardy talks
>>68105930
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Vardy medical scheduled for tomorrow lads! It's happening!
So is it likely to be confirmed tomorrow?
Jiroo looks beautiful with this beard lads
Also carry needs a new haircut and some facial hair stat. He looks like a rat
>>68106243
if it does happen they'd probably announce it monday-wednesday
>>68106243
what do you think
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>>68106046
He did
Vardy out
Giroud in
That big French lad just banged in 6 in the last 5 games for France. Reckon we should sign someone like that
If it's £18m it's a bargain
£20m is still okay
£22m is still okay too desu
Zero negatives to this desu. Vardy in. Get banged
ignore
>>68106478
7 in his last 5 starts. Giroud is elite.
i dont understand, why would vardy want to sign for a smaller club?
ignore you fucks
>>68106243
Xhaka was made official like a week AFTER he did his photoshoot
>>68106645
We don't know how fast the leak sped up his announcement.
>giroud in form again
We can only hope he carries this on to next season.
>>68106690
This too
We could be in Vardy limbo for a while
Giroud would bang goals for fun in Italy or at PSG. Wonder if the Giroud to Juve rumours will spark up again.
trade giroud for morata y/n?
>Vardy
>Xhaka
>Rodriguez
>Stones
Who can stop us?
>>68106870
>stones
wot
>>68106828
No. Morata is shit.
>>68106901
Everton's new owner is an ex-Arsenal man. He'll cut us a nice deal la
>>68106870
Swansea probably
>>68107027
Let me dream.
>>68107027
Almost assured -6 points every year
>>68106870
>Stones
Kys
>making all these meme signgins
literally man united 2 years ago.
enjoy becoming utter shite.
>>68107018
Who care he's a shit player.
>>68107185
They fucked up because they signed too many players though.
2 more first team players in max and this is a good window.
Just because a player is good doesn't mean they're a meme.
>>68107185
>becoming
just making custom fifa cards lads
also new thread when
>>68102307
bro can't we still swap Welbeck with someone else?
DO WE STILL HAVE TIME =!
Hopefully Vardy coming in means we can get rid of at least one shit english/welsh player.
Chamberlain
Walcott
Welbeck
Wilshit
Ramsey
Who first?
>>68108213
Wilshere and Ramsey can stay. At the moment, Welbeck too. Wilshere can be out for the majority of the season and Arsenal will never willingly sell him.
>>68108213
Hopefully one of those welsh lads
>>68108213
hopefully ramshit
>>68104851
Nah, everybody watches telly around here, he probably didn't understand the question
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