VARDY OUT
WENGER OUT
How can he still have a broken wrist? Does he have AIDs or something? It's been a year.
>>68093523
>Does he have AIDs or something?
I believe it
hagahahaha enjoy your vardy flop
>>68093523
bones don't heal properly when you're on PEDs
![f85e6dbc74df4e768845e0e8a95cf973[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MClCgqf.png "f85e6dbc74df4e768845e0e8a95cf973[1].png")
>>68093523
so he can whack people who chat shit
>>68093499
4-4-2
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4
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2
My shotter is called Pablo and lives in Camden
Could he be the guy behind the Twitter account?
>>68093575
afcamden's name is Dean though
why do i keep seeing 18m now?
>Vardy
well better than no one I suppose. Fingers and toes crossed that he keeps scoring because that's a lot of money and a long contract for a 29 year old, especially with Arsenal's medical team.
CB,winger and another midfielder (LB if necessary) now Wenger.
>>68093599
release clause is lower than previously thought
![[HorribleSubs]_Netoge_no_Yome_wa_Onnanoko_ja_Nai_to_Omotta_-_07_[720p].mkv_00_18_30.275.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Oo2U0JU.jpg "[HorribleSubs]_Netoge_no_Yome_wa_Onnanoko_ja_Nai_to_Omotta_-_07_[720p].mkv_00_18_30.275.jpg")
Vardy in the bag lads
>>68093611
right I'm just wondering who's said 18m first
>>68093603
>another midfielder
We have more than enough.
>winger
J O E L
O
E
L
Will >we be forced to adopt the CHAT meme?
Who here honestly wants Vardy at the club? He's fucking 29
>>68093648
no way around m8
>>68093643
Joel is decent but we could do well with another decent crosser who doesn't cut inside and delivers a reliable 11-12 goals a season.
Midfield might be packed but I can see Ramsey leaving and probably another couple of attacking players.
>>68093674
but muh next ian wright
vardy, podolski, park, eduardo, julio baptista, reyes, jeffers
not exactly a stellar line of players
>>68093674
He scores goals
>>68093674
I can't believe Wenger fell for the Vardy meme
>>68093683
>I can see Ramsey leaving
Can you really?
If Joel was a regular he'd easily score those 11-12 goals. He scored like 5 just being a complete fringe player
Borussia singing Bartra
>tfw we're actually going to get rid of Campbell even though he's twice as good as Walnut
>>68093718
it's cursed - you're either shit or get rekt
>>68093734
He's a good player.
I think this just confirms Wenger is done after next year. He's going full Fergie and just buying a striker with maybe a year or two left in him in order to win the league.
It's also why he's willing to fuck over Gibbs with Rodriguez.
>>68093734
better than gabriel
>>68093777
No he isn't you retard. If he went "full Fergie" he would spend the 200 million we have sitting in the bank
>>68093718
>Vardy is the first english senior striker to join since Jeffers
>>68093777
I won't believe he's fully going for it until Ramsey is dropped forever.
>>68093777
Rodriguez is like 3 years younger than Gibbs senpai
>>68093777
Gibbs isn't getting fucked over, he wants to leave. Dude's 27 and wants to play
Arsenal would be perfectly happy having him as backup, HG too
>>68093508
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
OFF
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68093787
>Full Fergie
>Spending £200m
lol ok m8
>>68093599
Initial report was "around 20m".
Wilf Zaha soon
>buy striker who only scores on counter attacks
>play posession football
I'd prefer vardy to zlatan. united are probably paying him close to £20m for one year.
still better to get someone younger and less of a cunt though.
>Claudio Ranieri: "It's all true," - La Gazzetta dello Sport
>>68093895
poor Ranieri
>>68093788
Who is welbeck?
>>68093895
Google Translate from Italian
>LEICESTER RANIERI ARSENAL Vardy / LEICESTER (England) - L ' Arsenal push hard for Jamie Vardy , now comes confirmation from Leicester . After rumors circulated yesterday evening that the 'Gunners' WOULD BE to present the 'Foxes' the offer for 23 million euro release clause provided for by this contract the attacker, the champion of England manager, Claudio Ranieri , comes out: "It's all true," the brief statement reported by 'La Gazzetta dello Sport'. Now the ball goes to the player, who currently receives about 5 million Euros per season and will have to discuss the new contract with the Londoners.
>£18m
Mate you'd be retarded not to buy him.
>>68093911
a shit shane long
>>68093911
A winger who wishes he was a striker?
>>68093648
>tfw will get told to walk on even more than I do now
into the filter it goes
>>68093918
Apparently Shane Long wants out of soton, would be good depth
First Sanchez
Then Elneny
Now Vardy
Why are we signing divers now?
>>68093923
that's walcott lad
>>68093938
Vardy never dived it was a clear foul by Nacho now that I think about it
>>68093938
I suppose you're too young to remember pires
>>68093949
kek
>>68093955
Pires dived once and it was blown completely out of proportion by an ABA media, much like Eduardo's "dive" vs Celtic (gentle reminder he's the only player to ever be retrospectively banned for diving), yet when it happens against us no one says a thing
>>68093972
>once
kek
>vardy is a fox
>jeffers was a "fox in the box"
>both are white
coincidence?
So do we have to start using "aving a party" as well?
>last year Wenger said all the best strikers these days are South American
>signs Vardy
>>68093874
>arsenal
>possession football
>>68093575
yeah, it's him
In fairness our best performance last season was Man U at home, when Walcott played through the middle and was BOG. If Walcott's out and Vardy's in, the thinking must be that Vardy can do that job more consistently. Harder worker and cleverer movement than Walcott. Probably worse technique generally but a better finisher. idk
the way I'm trying to look at it is that once Walcott goes, the net price for Vardy might be close to zero. could potentially sign another forward still
>>68093892
i am guessing rooney wont be used as much too
>>68094091
why do people think walcott will go so confidently?
>>68094091
>In fairness our best performance last season was Man U at home
For all of 20 minutes
>>68094093
rooney will be a centreback soon
>>68094052
If Jamie Vardy was called Jamuel Varduez, he'd be at Barcelona right now.
>>68094132
If Theo Walcott was called Theodor Walckotzky he'd be at Besiktas right now.
>>68094132
haha, what a great joke, I think the Neanderthals are the best joke makers
>>68094105
Wenger hasn't come out in support of him and he usually does when there's even a chance a player will stay
Walcott's a clean cut English guy, marketable - someone will want him.
>>68094106
3-0 inside 20 and a sterile 70 minutes following is basically the perfect performance. We were different class that day, didn't do it all game cause we didn't have to but always in control
Glad Vardy is willing to join >us after that vicious tackle by Nacho he suffered.
Lads, Vardy is just a smokescreen for Morata. Morata will be confirmed in 72 hours.
>>68094164
Nah, he'd conduct symphonies with Yuja Wang on the piano mate.
>>68094172
>3-0 inside 20 and a sterile 70 minutes following is basically the perfect performance.
Yeah but we only managed to do it once all season. We'd need to play like that regularly for Vardy to be able to do well.
>>68094169
Thanks mate.
>>68094172
>always in control
It was through the grace of Cech that Martial didn't single-handedly start a Fergie-esque classic United-comeback.
>>68094164
If Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain was called Alejandro Ojlado-Chamberleño he'd be a shitty winger at Villareal right now
vardy's missus on twitter is the new xhaka's brother or whatever leaking the photos
all but confirming a deal's done
>>68094281
>rebekah
>5 years older than him
what a moron
>>68094281
confirmed
>>68094281
not really she's just asking for people to stop giving her shit
I mean... It's not a bad team?
>>68094335
>implying she doesn't keep on bitching about moving to LONDON
>>68094235
Yep, but part of that is that Walcott only put in like three good performances all season. If that's the blueprint, I'll back the likes of Ozil, Alexis, Xhaka to do what they need to so if you get a striker who'll play their role consistently too
I dunno, just trying to see the logic. For all the talk that Vardy needs a counter attacking team, that's an example of us playing with a mobile striker and dominating a game on our terms.
There was a time last season when things were going well when we saw the positives of Walcott through the middle. Maybe Vardy can do that job but better
>>68094339
https://twitter.com/RebekahVardy/status/738749139719180288
>>68094369
>Wilshere
>left wing
>>68094386
>Had a great time working with the lovely @fabulousmag team. Very surreal that I am on their cover this Sunday!
She was in London for a magazine shoot.
>>68094386
CONFIRMED
>>68094369
Ramsey is starting over Santi and wonga will play Vardy out wide like Welbeck who's injury is the only reason this is happening desu
>>68094369
Add Schmeichel as the sub behind Cech m8 :^)
>@MickTheGooner #Arsenal 'confident of Vardy deal in next 24 hours'. (Leicester Mercury)
Xhak shit get banged
I could legitimately see the new arsenal twitter regime pulling some "Chat shit" meme when he gets signed
>>68093787
>le sign all the players maymay
I don't think Wonga's that stupid.
The annual Wilshere to City rumours are back lads. But this time they've added in Bellerin too.
Buzzing for the Vardy-Wilshere bromance.
>>68094597
Arsenal's twitter team has definitely been smoking something recently.
>Speaking to Italian press, Leicester manager Ranieri is quoted as saying ‘It’s all true’ when asked about the rumours.
kek
https://twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi/status/739047742123745280
Post yfw it comes out that Arsenal bid £20m+£1 to activate the clause
https://twitter.com/RebekahVardy/status/739041764464562176
>>68094932
Slowpoke.
![9jk7p8a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kwWrMnr.jpg "9jk7p8a[1].jpg")
Sry, too lazy to translate.
When Theo plays well for us (eg the United game) we look really fucking lethal.
We're signing a better Theo.
I get that Lester play counterattacking football but Vardy can fit into our system too. Giroud didn't fit into our style of football and in terms of numbers he's done alright. If we can get Giroud 20-odd goals a season we can definitely get Vardy to score.
>>68094987
uhh did they make Ozil the most useless character?
Where does Mrs Vardy go on the WAG ranking?
>>68095006
They both have super-vision
>>68095018
Into the trash.
>unironically signing vardy
>>68094994
>signing a better Theo
Theo is definitely better on the ball though, doesn't matter how many of you want to deny it
He is a more intelligent player as well.
Though Vardy is a great player, his determination and finishing will be a great asset to have.
If we can't have a top 5 striker, why not have Vardy? It's a good gamble from Wenger
>>68095076
I'm a /lifelong/ but I find it hilarious that Arselel are signing the Leicester leftovers
vardy is perfect for getting onto ozil passes as long as he can remember how to finish
he will also work well in tandem with sanchez as they both play high tempo and harry defenders without the ball
the only worry is that he's 29 imo
>>68095085
neither of those things are true about theo though m8, how many chances does theo craft for himself compared to vardy?
I don't even want Vardy, he's the definition of a 5th-6th place purchase.
Livershit or Tottenham should be after him, not Arsenal.
What the fuck is wonga playing at?
>>68095089
If Arsenal actually get one good season out of him, with 25+ league goals and scoring them in crucial games, then £20m would be well worth. Arsenal have been shocking at scoring chances.
>Vardy
hahahahaha holy fuck, I thought getting Imbra was bad
>>68095118
if you want that you better switch to raking 25m passes to him m8 since that's his game
>>68095118
Even if he's not as good as last season, it'll be enough
It sounds silly but almost any striker is better than out of form Giroud, so why not have a good striker to complement Giroud's weaknesses
Why dont we get Mahrez too?
>>68095104
Arsenal have finished the likes of 3rd and 2nd with Giroud up front. You could argue that next season will be stronger, but that remains to be seen. As long as the likes of Alexis and Ozil stays, then there's hope. Currently Arsenal don't know how to finish outside the top 4.
>>68095018
QT/10
>>68095151
>should be signing Mahrez and Chilwell
>get Vardy instead
typical wonga
Cant wait for Wenger to force Vardy to not shoot and to pass to OX instead
Vardy would get annoyed when seeing his team mates fuck up chances, he'd die with us
>>68095158
I guess her husband isn't the only one transferring
vardy comparison power rankings
1. wright
2. smith
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9001. rvp
>>68095170
>pass to OX instead
In what alternative universe do you seeing Ox playing for us on a regular basis in the near future?
>>68095085
>He is a more intelligent player as well
In what way?
>>68095170
he'll end up on the wing crossing to nobody like giroud does.
>>68095201
Wiltord
>vardy
lmfao what a joke, he had one (1) good season and he is fucking 29 years old. waste of money.
>>68095211
Vardy is literally just >le run fast and blast it past the keeper man
Look at Theo's (admittedly few) assists and goals this season for comparison
>>68095245
also wanted to add he isn't even the reason leicester did shit.
>we
should sign mahrez, not that hack
>>68095246
Vardy seems at least mentally stronger than the likes of Walcott. Another aspect Arsenal are missing.
>>68095260
that's true
I think Wenger really recognised the mental weakness and wants to inject some willpower into the squad
By the way, I'm not making an argument against Vardy and for Theo here, it's just the truth
>>68095207
The universe where everyone else is injured in time for the OX's return
Walcott - shit, injury prone
Wilshere - injury prone
Campbell - likely to leave
Iwobi, Gnabry etc. all youth so Ox gets priority over them
>>68095260
Spicy Chile was mentally strong before he came to Arsenal too
>>68095245
well if he has one more good season it's more than worth it
people should stop acting like 20mil is a lot of money nowadays. Arsenal made enough to buy five vardies from tv money alone last season
>wright's first goal was against the leicester
the pottery here is madness
>>68095281
He'll be fine.
kek what do you fairy fucks put on your chips if not gravy
curry sauce? garlic sauce?
>>68095279
iwobi already has started over ox
>>68095283
We'll be fine.
>>68095302
curry sauce and chips is objectively the best combination
>>68095302
>kek what do you fairy fucks put on your chips if not gravy
Salt and/or vinegar, like normal civilised humans.
He's from Yorkshire so he'll like London's pie & mash.
>>68095302
>not having cheese AND gravy on your chippies
>>68095302
chicken salt
#WelcomeVardy
>>68095344
this
>>68095350
PLEB ALERT PLEB ALERT CODE RED PEOPLE
>>68095161
Who the fuck is chilwell?
Did we sign that Tierney guy?
>eating chips
the most overrated food around
LB - Rodriquez
DM - Xhaka
CB - Mustafi
CF - Vardy
Greatest window ever?
>>68095373
cheese on chips is just wrong
>>68095402
>Mustafi
pls no
>>68095401
Who the fuck overrates chips you mong?
>>68095402
Looks like we are targeting a left back and gazidis said 3 signings
So another season of koscielny fuckups is in order
>>68095402
>Manager - Wenger
no.
>>68095428
>wanting to replace koscielny
Sure m8, Boateng and Thiago Silva are on the plane already
>>68095414
every single northerner
>>68095428
Sign Rodriquez
Keep Gibbs as 2nd choice
Move Monreal to CB
Easy
>>68095428
> another season of koscielny fuckups is in order
>>68095428
the ITKs seem to think a defender and an attacking player after Vardy and Gazidis didn't specify if the 3 included Xhaka
>>68095450
chips are a top 5 food senpai
curry
pizza
pasta
chips
and then one negotiable depending on everyones own tastes
Has Jamie Vardy finally eclipsed Sean Bean as Sheffield's most famous son?
>>eating chips
>the most overrated food around
>>68095468
t. Chav McChavty
>>68095470
walcott.jpg
>>68095468
>pasta
now THAT's overrated food
>>68095483
Sean Bean is still number 1 for me
Are they going to include Vardy's transfer in the Leicester biopic or will they just put a couple of lines on a blank screen at the end of the movie
>Jamie Vardy moved to Arsenal, where he went on to win the double in 2016-17
> Kante currently plays for PSG
> Riyad Mahrez went to Barca before deciding to become a suicide bomber
>>68095018
She has 3 children from 3 different fathers.
She's more slag than wag, fampai.
>>68095455
>>68095445
Koscielny is shit
Mertesacker is far superior
>>68095626
so she's had sex three times. four including vardy. I've done more than that.
>>68095711
You slut
>>68093895
>>68093915
Sauce on that one?
>>68095626
Not even a pretty slag either.
>>68095711
One of the kids is Vardy's. So she could have had sex as few as three times, buddy.
Anyone else kind of shocked that >we are actually in for Vardy? I mean seems like a meme player but I spose scoring 25 goals is pretty good.
Would've preferred Auba but thats probably unrealistic as fuck seeing as he'll go for like 35-40m. Meme player as well I suppose
Vardy looks like an absolute cunt tho desu. Literally a Rat. Could care less tho if he scores 20+
>>68095838
>seeing as he'll go for like 35-40m
Are you dumb Auba will go for 40-60 for sure.
Here's a great description of Vardy by spielverlagerung.de. I translated it online, so if something is no clear just ask
Another forward for whom these aspects are also valid is Jamie Vardy. This is not underestimated since Leicester cities championship title probably any more, however, needed years to gain a foothold in the professional football. His spectacular rise from the depths of the English amateur football demonstrates one: Cool movement play is not dependent on level.
Vardy is because one of these forwards who put under pressure constantly with her runs the opposing defensive and create Dynamiken as well as start of play possibilities for the players.
These players like "space interprete" Thomas Müller Alexi Sanchez or Pedro are a valuable rarity in the professional football and they are often only esteemed when they reach exorbitant gate rates or how Müllers succeed for years away. Sanchez, for example, is valid rather than a dribbler.
The art of an actual run is much more difficult to master than one thinks.
Many players have a big dynamism and use them also with long sprint, but the least ones can thereby create also tactical dynamism. For it one must anticipate the structure of the play to a certain extent and can be of use. One must create it that one goes to the depth when the defence stands – and that one does not run along simply with the defence.
Then because one gets to crack the defensive line, and forces not only a run duel in which one himself has the worse road.
1/2
>>68095838
>Could care less
Yank pls.
>>68095851
The problem with the movement play is that it often allows to polish the players and not same. One generates individual striking force with it only if one has somebody in the team who also plays the right passports. Thereby it can be even actual at high level often than with bad football – Vardy could be overlooked long. Be excellent movement play full of pressure was only paired with good Konterstrukturen of Leicester and the passport play by Ryad Mahrez obviously actually.
Besides, Vardys structural intelligence allows to him to be actually in the Pressing and also to exercise effect in more static situations with his positioning. Thus he plays a lot of filing and can train in this manner against low-pressure area-standing opponents striking force.
Then with good Antizipation he comes at the right moment and thereby with tempo profit in the penal space. In addition he has a very quick and clean decision-making as well as ball processing with high speed. As a movement forward he is also complete; he needs only one certain tactical basic level, so that it also recognises the unskilled eye.
>>68095881
it's couldn't care less
>>68095246
Can't even remember Walcott's goals. I'd argue that Vardy goes about his game in a much more clever way than Walcott, judging by the big difference in effectiveness between the two.
>>68095898
true
>>68095881
It's "couldn't care less". "Could care less" means that you do care.
>>68095883
>The problem with the movement play is that it often allows to polish the players and not same.
Should say
>The problem with the movement play is that it often allows the other players to shine, but not yourself.
>>68095851
pedro a shit and alexis almost never exploits spaces he's always demanding the ball
>>68095904
Then watch the goals and assists you bellend
Also, most of Vardy's goals resulted because of someone hoofing it out on the counter and him running onto the long ball, nothing clever about that.(Sure, he takes smart paths and times his runs decently well, but that's about it)
>>68095925
>often allows to polish the players and not same.
sounds vaguely sexual
>>68095302
Ketchup?
>>68095925
So they're saying Vardy is a >raumdeuter. But he isn't really. He's not like Muller.
>>68095939
>ketchup
>>68095302
Ketchup and/or tartar sauce8
>Vardy actually happening
>>68095938
>Then watch the goals and assists you bellend
Nah, too lazy to figure out where to find them without the PL having taken them down already. I'd have to invest too much time into a lame discussion.
Besides, I have seen Walcott lose the ball to players who were on the floor. The guy is the living definition of bantering his way through people.
>most of Vardy's goals resulted because of someone hoofing it out on the counter and him running onto the long ball, nothing clever about that.
>(Sure, he takes smart paths and times his runs decently well, but that's about it
Which requires intelligence, stating otherwise is odd. And it's not something Walcott can do better anyway. So far all I've heard to prove Walcott's so called higher intelligence is that he apparently scores goals and gets assists that are more complex, which due to lack of access, I can't verify. Plus, that, for reasons that should be obvious, doesn't tell the whole story.
>>68095962
Mate, that Heinz ketchup is the most top level condiment around, do you dare to state otherwise?
>>68095950
They're not saying that he's a Raumdeuter, they say that he shares similarities with Müller
>>68095950
No-one is like Muller.
>>68096041
Yes. Ketchup is is the most overrated condiment around.
>>68096027
I don't think we really disagree. I just wanted to say that Walcott is better when he's expected to deliver a ball to other players than Vardy.
>>68096027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGzExJOrhfQ
>>68096048
>These players like "space interprete"
Was this not meant to mean raumdeuter? I figured it was.
>>68095991
I'll believe it when I see it on arsenal.com
>>68095938
https://streamable.com/bkjt
this is your typical vardy goal
>>68096060
In general, yeah, but if it's Heinz..... It's different from all the other ketchup sauces imo.
What is your opinion on mustard though?
>>68096075
walcott-esque desu
>>68096087
absolutely disgusting
mustard is the WOAT
>>68096087
Can't stand the taste or smell of it to be honest. But I went to Pollo Tropical in Florida once and they had this top notch curry mustard. Only time I've ever looked at mustard in a positive light.
>"Vardy? I'll take one please!"
>>68096116
Well, ffs man, we are just not meant to get along then.
>>68096131
We live in different worlds when it comes to condiments.
>>68096072
Yeah but it's the Raumdeuter Müller, not the Raumdeuters Müller, Pedro and Sanchez. It's an adjective to Müller.
>>68096075
Currently better at finishing than any of Arsenal's forwards, especially in meaningful games. Alexis is one of the best finishers in the team and he doesn't even play upfront.
Vardy confirmed for playing out wide
https://twitter.com/Analysport/status/739049997216415744
>>68096153
Oh yeah, my bad.
>>68096063
Well, I kind of disagree with that, I feel like Walcott underhits passes a lot and is just not good at a secure passing game.
Remember that goal from Alexis against United? I think that pass from Walcott that preceded it, is in like the top 5% of Walcott-passes in his career.
>>68096064
We were talking about the Walcott-goals and assists mate.
>>68096173
>le spray the ball out wide man
>vardy
Wenger's just signing meme players.
>>68096182
It's not like Vardy can pass either
>>68096041
You're Dutch and you don't prefer mayonnaise on your chips? What would your Belgian friends say?
>praising Walcott in any way
>defending Walcott
>being a Walcott apologist
>not being able to identify the cancer that is Walcott
>>68096149
There's way too many condiments in the world for you to just be having ketchup and mustard lad. Those two are like the lowest of condiments.
>>68096064
all henry style goals.
If he was black and scored half these goals you fags would want him
Sturridge IN
>>68096205
No, but I can't imagine him being worse at it than Walcott.
>>68096212
Probably accuse me of hating Zwarte Piet and being a shit Dutchman.
I'm not a fan of mayo. Makes me feel disgusting inside, but not in a good way like shitty kebab from your local Turk.
>>68096231
I'm one of those kinds of people that, when they find something they like, they won't have anything else. Both Heinz ketchup and mustard have been implanted into me from childhood, so I rarely jump outside the box and choose something else when one of those two are avaliable. Sometimes I wonder what I'm missing out of in life, but I do enjoy those things.
Koeman to Everton is looking like a done deal lads ;_;
>>68096307
Don't worry buddy. Ketchup and mustard are perfectly good condiments in the real world.
I often go for both on a hotdog or burger on my way to the Arsenal (St. Thomas's Road is where it's at).
Where are Gibbs and Ox going to go?
>>68096262
treatment :^)
>tfw my mate snaked me and got with my exgf at a party the other night
>tfw my drunk angry self ended up shouting "you dirty tottenham spurs cunt" at him
I want to get off Mr Wonga's Wild Ride.
>>68096414
Liverpool.
>>68096395
Such a stupid move desu.
He's got such a good thing going for him. Would be so much smarter to just stick at Southampton for at least the next year then take the step up after what is sure to be another successful season.
>>68096424
>exgf
how is that snaking you if she not yours lad?
>>68096447
One can only assume he still has feelings for her.
>>68096447
Because it's been a week since we broke it off and that's my mate lad.
Snakey movements.
>>68096447
maybe the prefix wasn't his choice
>>68096424
>ex gf
I've banged my friend's ex gf, why does it matter?
>>68096444
Trips of truth.
For all this talk of him wanting to go to a big club it surprising he's not waiting for an actual big club. Everton are bigger than Southampton and their new owner seems ambitious, but still.
>buying a forward with a style that doesn't fit Arsenal
top kek retards
>>68096424
>Girl at work is into me
>Flirt with her because why not the ego boost is fun?
>She suddenly goes utterly mental
>Accuses me of being two faced as fuck
>Accuses her friend of liking me ans spreading rumours behind her back
>"Wait Girl B likes me?"
>Girl B miles hotter than A
>Girl A and B patch things up because apparently it was a third party spreading shit
>They were gonna be going to dinner together tonight
>Convince Girl B to cancel plans and go out with me today instead
These Chad powers are new and scary to me.
>>68096538
>tfw Wenger accidentally signs the Vardy lookalike
>Ranieri wins again
>>68096495
Not that surprising, Koeman has always been a little bit sensitive for a move to anywhere a little bit more promising to where he is now if you offer him enough money and power to do exactly whatever the fuck he wants. He doesn't have that much patience.
>>68096657
But Southampton is like the most promising club in the league right now.
The foundations are literally all there.
There's still work to be done at Everton and they're about to lose their best player.
>>68096577
Kek
>>68096565
That reminds me, better delete my smug anime reaction images from my phone.
>>68096657
He could have at least waited one more year for us though ;_;
>>68096710
Glad I'm not a normalslime
>>68096679
I'd argue Everton has more to offer in terms of potential in squad, overall support and an amazing academy + a new owner who wants to take them to the next level. There is a bigger threat at Southampton that they'll lose their best players than at Everton.
You can argue that Everton is an overall more exciting place to be than Southampton at the moment. The bigger issue is, how big is the chance that Koeman would've been able to join a club much bigger than Everton in the near future? As in, the traditional top-4 sides in Arsenal, Chelsea, United and Liverpool + Man. City. Not that big desu. Well, maybe United, but that's a big if.
So he'll be looking to follow Pochettino and try and attack the established order with Everton, something that I don't think he would've been able to do with Southampton. Their most important player is basically Wanyama. He's already overachieving with them for two seasons in a row.
>>68096713
The Cowman does not wait for anyone, you have to be udderly prepared for it.
>>68093674
>He's fucking 29
So? He's in his prime and you'll get at least 2 good years out of him. 20m is nothing in this day and age, relegation fodder are now spending that on players. Also his career has been very short compared to most players, so his legs may hold up longer than the average player.
>>68096679
>Southampton is like the most promising club in the league right now.
>>68096891
>I'd argue Everton has more to offer in terms of potential in squad, overall support and an amazing academy + a new owner who wants to take them to the next level.
and they're a bigger club in a bigger city that helps with future growth
Wait a second, so you're telling me that now all we have to do is tell Ozil to boot the ball up the pitch and we'll score a goal?
I'm totally okay with that.
>>68096891
But when Everton lose Stones and Lukaku this summer things will instantly look less promising and their squad will look worse than Southampton's. This should be a massive factor.
On the other hand, Koeman has proved to be good at recruiting players and they're about to sign the recruitment GOAT in Monchi. Plus new owner will give him a massive budget + £100m from the Lukaku and Stones sales. Things could be nice tbf.
>>68096932
Yes, very good point. That's one of the reasons why people think West Ham has the potential to grow into a regular title contender.
>>68096961
Even without Lukaku and Stones, they'd be in a stronger position than Southampton to get very strong replacements. I'd argue that their squad would still have more talent in them than Southampton's and Everton can put up a stronger fight against teams going for their best players than Southampton.
Also, when looking at the possibility that Everton is likely to lose Lukaku, might lose Stones and maybe even Barkley as well, you must also consider that Southampton looks likely to lose Wanyama, Mané and Long. Maybe Van Dijk and Forster too, they've been easy to sell in the past.
I'd rather rebuild things at Everton than at Southampton myself.
>>68097077
Van Dijk literally just signed a SIX year contract.
Will Vardy be the first decent player to wear the #9 for Arsenal in like 10+ years?
>>68097140
I'm aware and still I don't rule out Southampton selling him if the offer is right.
>>68097146
Poldi when he was signed > Vardy
>vardy and welbeck at the top of a 4-4-2
should have sacked wenger when you had the chance
