OFFICIAL Copa America USA v Columbia Game Thread #7
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>Fire Alexi Lallas edition
0-2
46th minute
>>68085705
>no era penal
>>68085705
7th for this a womens sports anyway
Anime Edition
>>68085747
me on the left btw
BUILD
First for you gotta go back
/a/
>>68085786
THAT
HOOFING IT DOESNT WORK
STOP
Why do you guys hate klinsmann?
I cringe every time Fabian Johnson gets near the ball.
colombi/a/!
Alguien de /a/ aqui?
>>68085705
>That
defo era penal m8
my gf irl tb.h
My waifu Sento desu
who /pol/ here?
>>68085705
Klinsmann already packing his bags edition
>>68085772
ohh mamacita
>>68085781
i always laugh my ass off at how she accepts in the end
be american get shot
>>68085791
This is an anime free zone. We are watching sports, not watching Japtoons meant for little kids.
>>68085808
kraut
>Bradlel giving the ball away again
I wish we would just play Nagbe and Jermaine Jones in midfield to honest. Even Perry Kitchen or Lee Nguyen would be better than this shit.
KYS MURRIKA
>>68085808
Picture related. I will never call this team American.
Why do people think Klinsmann is to blame for USA's poor performances lately?
Not disputing it legit asking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k29wBfLmNP0
goat usa moment
>>68085808
I dont.
>Daaaaleeee
>iu
>es
>ei
>Millers crossing is on
See ya gaylords
That tackle though
Bring in the meme players already
>>68085852
>lately
It's what he's been supposedly building since he's been in charge. Which is jack fucking shit.
Any /sp/ bros eating pizza while watching the game?
>>68085852
he is a horrible coach. he failed everywhere. never should have been hired.
>>68085852
He is a white male, americans blame everything on them.
>>68085831
Reporting in
>>68085838
>mark clattenburg will NEVER eat your ass
>>68085792
Dubs and Murica raids the field with napalm after the match ends.
>>68085880
me but i finished it before taking a pic
this is depressing
i miss 2010
cmon guzan, you gotta catch that
who /BIGGUY/ here?
>>68085855
>tfw this world cup is what got me into soccer (football)
>its a leave dempsey completely alone against the entire colombian back line episode
I BELIEVE
are American strikers any good?
>>68085837
watching anime makes your country team better!
ALMOST 3 A 0
>>68085880
Nope, only tendies and ice cream.
>tfw murincans just shat bricks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OgWme11yvw
>>68085852
there's more talent then there was under BB and the results are worse. No identity, lack of continuity, lack of accountability, peculiar roster selection
R8 waifu
>>68085889
Wasn't this bold guy a communist?
>>68085880
>this
>pizza
Top kek
Who Pravd/a/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgweofjxZCU
Why is US sitting so deep? Look at where Bobby Wood is playing. He is level with Jones/Yedlin ffs.
>>68085908
only Landon
>>68085901
>not 2006
Underage
I'm proud to call this team my own but not the USMNT. Who else is with me?
USA USA USA!
Colombia is literally just attacking down Cuadrados side
>ole
USA BTFO
>Le get out of the group of death man
>Bad
what channel is it on
http://www.strawpoll.me/10391611
http://www.strawpoll.me/10391611
http://www.strawpoll.me/10391611
>>68085880
>not 'go 'za
>>68085908
lol
>>68085915
raped out of 10
>>68085879
2014 was our best year at the world cup in recent history and we also won Concacaf.
>>68085925
KATYUSHA A CUTE!
A CUTE!
>>68085794
Momoka best girl.
>>68085933
EQUAL PAY
EQUAL PAY
EQUAL PAY
what did he mean by this >>68085770
>>68085896
when we only managed to beat algeria and got knocked out by ghana?
>>68085880
The top half looks good, have a nice meal :D
>>68085915
>elf slut
>waifu
elf sluts are for fucking, not to become waifu
>>68085855
>tfw Donovan is old and retired while Klinnsman didn't use him as a reserve in 2014 WC
Me and my gf, rate.
>this usa team
lol Donovan must be turning over in his grave
>>68085948
http://www.starsandstripesfc.com/2016/4/27/11518952/copa-america-2016-tv-schedule-time
>>68085933
What an ugly collection of Staceys
thank you linesman you are our greatest ally
>USA
>can't attack
>can't defend
How did this team become so shit?
>>68085956
lol fuck you nigger faggot. lrn to wikipedia you fucking loser.
2002 semis
>>68085933
>ameribetas
is it just me or is Cardona pretty fat?
who stannis here?
>>68085933
>giving the number 10 to the cutest.
That's smart.
colombi/a/!
>>68085933
CAREER
it would be cool if >we scored a goal or something
>>68085969
i know i was outraged when they left him out for 2014
>>68085915
Orcs/10
Who /PRI/ here?
>BROOKS
>>68085970
good taste familia
american players are literally retarded
>>68085852
For me the biggest problem is that he refuses to play guys in their best position particularly Bradley as an attacking rather than defensive midfielder. I also think he has taken the team away from the physicality which had been one of its few strengths
>losing to congolombia
That's a fantastic tackle from Brooks.
>>68085933
Well Women's football can't be that competitive if they're on top of the rankings
>>68085933
The team of actual Americans that is much more successful than the men's team?
Kek the americucks already mad
>>68085952
fuck off /ck/
ROSEHIP
O
S
E
H
I
P
REF BALL
>>68085983
to be fair, Columbia is REALLY good
but yah, we suck
>#6 getting baited by Cuadrado
serioously?
>>68085952
/ck/ pls
Time for chimpout.
>>68086008
too much lead in the water senpai
>>68085985
Nearly 20 years ago. Different generation of players. You can't blame Klinsmann for that.
Chimp out.
PULISGOD IN NOW
>>68085915
Nice slutfu. Rate mine.
>>68085977
thanks
>>68085956
We won the group in 2010, ID say that was better
>>68085983
>Literally using a winger as full back with no strength
We are asking to be raped
Hey!
I thought slavery ended in 'merica.
Why are you kicking our niggers USA?
Cardonut desu
Nog gonna Nog
>>68085989
the one true king
>Brooks chimping out
>>68085933
the amazing thing is that most of america is prepared to call this team the real TEAM USA of soccer
>>68086017
hows life in your shitty favela?
>>68085855
OH ITS INCREDIBLE
>>68085976
How's the future?Do I have a gf?
>tfw only american blacks chimpout
>tfw /pol/ was wrong once again
who /Xolos/ here
t casey tire
The sad thing is that colombia is going to get stumped and this will make this look worse.
we need more Ameriniggers on the team for good chimpouts
>>68086004
mejor partido sin duda
USA has so much potential in soccer. If it was actually the number one sport and everyone wanted to play soccer rather than football, then USA would be the greatest soccer nation in the world. Am I wrong on this?
>OLE
Incoming chimp out
But.... Kumiko is straight.
>getting OLEEE'D in your own stadium
the women's team would never lose a match like this.
Why, again, do they earn less?
Man cardona Is fucking class, what team Is taking him this summer lads?
Last I heard bayern munich wanted him.
OLÉ
>americans chimping out
whats non spanish channel is this on?
>getting Ole'ded in their own nation
holy shit the USA is literally the cuck country
>>68086046
black people dominating at hockey when
>>68086023
ZA PRAVDU
>OLE
I hope we lose.
Ole!
>>68085932
>not 2002
Fucking Torsten Frings
>>68086045
Stannis Stannis STANNIS!
>getting Ole'd
>at your own home
I BELIEVE THAT WE SUCK
>Americans
>>68085880
>tfw cutting
end my life
RED RED RED
OLE
>>68086061
>you call that a chimpout
Was a supermarket burned down?
>>68086041
Lucky draw against England and in 2014 we had the winners in our group otherwise we'd have perhaps won it.
Why do latins only have like 5 last names?
>>68086068
not at all
i agree
OLE!
>>68085956
>best year at the world cup in recent history
What is recent history? We were better in 2010. Been absolute shit since then. Look at the fucking players on the pitch. What does it tell you that we have to still rely on shit like Bradley and Dempsey? We could have even done better in 2014 he didn't choose that absolute wasteman Wondo.
>>68086068
last time I checked TV ratings it was our #8 sport
I fucking hate anime posters almost as much as frog posters.
>>68085855
>>68085969
This is mostly the reason klinsman is a hack.
>>68086093
Fox Sports 1. The commentator is pretty bad though
>>68085933
That goalkeeper looks familiar. Where have I seen her before?
Merricans chimping out
heh burgers chimping out
>>68086074
as straight as a rainbow
>>68086068
our youth development is pretty bad, but i assume in this scenario that would be different as well
What the fuck is Klinsmeme waiting to unleash Pulisic?
>get lead
>start diving
gg
>>68086046
>Rumo ao Hexa
>>68085989
Still waiting for a porn parody of him and Melisandre fucking in the strategy table.
>>68086068
Strong as any other or maybe just like Ghana, who knows~
I know it's an odd thing to consider, but the illumination in this stadium is superb, almost like daylight
Fucking do something ;_;
lol u guys suck(ameriniggers)
oh come on, thats not a yellow
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
OY VEY
>OY VEY
>>68086035
holy shit you're fucking retarded 2002 was only 3 cups before you fucking retard
klinsman hasn't done jack shit
Was a red desu.
>>68086095
Brazilians did this too.
>Getting Ole in your own house
>On the opening match
CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP PSH
>>68086068
You would have to change the course of history if it meant football was relevant in usa. It's an oxymoron.
>>68086093
fox sports 1
>>68086105
>not 1930
>gerardo bedoya
>>68086023
A S S A M
S
S
A
M
OLÈ
L
È
>>68086116
It's only two, and it's because we actually know both our parents
>>68086137
>hfw she sees your cock
>>68086116
t. Jorge Maria Jose lines Martinez del Sol
>>68086121
when are you going back to lelddit then?
>>68086068
You're also wrong on your immigration policies.
What an embarrassment
>>68085855
It had to be Donavan
f
PULIGOD when?
>>68086054
Enjoying the game lad with my gf. Probably going out for sone drinks after. Too much heat today but everything else is fine. Thanks for asking!
>ole!
wew lad
>spend all this money
>hype up tournament
>opening game for host
>let spics referee
Just cancel the tournament and tell the manlets to go back to their barrios.
>>68086131
>mfw, he puts in Wondolowski instead
>>68086147
lmao
>>68086150
we got raped instead of ole'd, pham
Lord Kek please accept my dubs as a humble sacrifice and guide team USA to victory
wjere is pullisic
>>68086126
Best poster ITT.
>>68086120
Are you trumping? I honestly can't believe womens college softball is above soccer in this country
>>68086068
You need to be catholic to be good at football.
Just look at the WC winners
>Jeering your own countryman bedoya
is this the equivalent of the Euros?
Damn, these cunts aren't even good at diving for free kicks
>zardes
worthless piece of shit
>>68086180
its a genuine risk
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
son of a bitch
wew
THAT SAVE
>>68086068
youre wrong
DAMMIT
C L O S E
L
O
S
E
FIGHT
>>68086176
Does she have a big booty?
Almost the same goal against Haiti
of course ponytail fag steals a goal
>>68086200
Yes, except in this specific tournament more memey since it shouldn't be taking place.
PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ
Stop posting GoT spoilers, faggots
>AMERICA
ahahahaha
>advantage at set pieces
>first goal conceded was set piece
fuck this guy REEEEEEEEEE
>>68086190
Nah, tennis and olympic stuff
>>68086023
>that UTE UTE UTE during the ferris wheel scene
That was great
>>68086200
Nah, it's just a friendly tournment.
The real Copa America Chilel won last year
FUCKING GET IT IN WITH YA HEAD FUCKS.
>/sp/
>porn and anime
k, I'm done.
RIGGED
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SCORE
BRING OUT THE FUCKING YOUNG GUNS
>>68086206
Zardes starting is how I know we've gone backwards.
>>68085794
>tfw no new Sabagebu! season
>>68086227
why shouldn't it be taking place?
JUST
nice header, take advantage of your height.
Based perez. Barca move when?
Should I just train my kids to be the players the USNT desperately needs?
>>68086227
>Yes, except in this specific tournament more memey since it shouldn't be taking place.
Explain, Pedro
>>68086222
She is a Rola
Say my fucking name.
>>68086219
AND
>>68086244
At least they finally got rid of the cp spammer
>>68086261
Dan "I've had tighter" Schneider
>>68086191
Now you said it's funny how most of the players on WC2002 were protestants even though here is a "catholic" country, not sure about the other cups
>>68086253
BUILD
>>68086235
Rosehip fits WAY more on Chihatan than she does on St. Gloriana
TOTSUGEKI
IT'S BEEN 60 MINUTES KLANSMANN, PUT FUCKING PULISGOD IN NOW
>colombia not playing aquivaldo mosquera
hes so fucking based even at his 67 years of age tbqh
>>68085923
>It's a "maybe if I add a bunch of shit to my trash non-New York pizza, people will think it's good" episode.
A fucking plain cheese slice from a dollar pizzeria in east village is better than that thick ass crust, mostly bread, chewy, cardboard textured, melted plastic cheese, overcompensating piece of garbage.
>He prefers latina women
>>68085808
memes
he's a fine coach for our scrubs
Cardona getting shafted lel
Does Klinsmann have US citizenship? Who will he vote for?
>>68086239
damage control this early?
>>68086261
i will never have such nice hair
>>68086259
I'm so sorry
God the US is so terrible on the ball, constantly just chucking it as soon as they get it.
>>68086257
Yup. Good money on it.
>>68086249
>Klinsmann "Golden Generation"
What a fucking joke.
>>68086051
Exactly. We're actually proud of this team because the players are American, not random players from different countries. I'm frankly embarrassed of the composition of our men's team.
someone explain the murricans this is not handegg they almost fuck crackdona up
>>68086222
Actually yes. She has a kind of fat ass. But not as big as you probably imagine
>>68086235
I prefer
RORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORO
Is Colombia the blackest South American country? Im not racist just curious
>>68086283
Probably Merkel
who /duolingo/ here?
Level 18 in english, 17 in french, 12 in german and streak of 278 days reporting in
>>68086271
I WANT TO WEAR A BOKO SUIT AND CUM INSIDE OF ALICE
>>68086239
sorry i don't watch alot of soccer. they had the real tournament last year and this is just some friendly tournament?
US hasn't played poorly at all
STOP
FUCKING
HOOFING IT
>>68086292
CONMEBOL ES OTRO LEVEL BROTHER
>>68086261
Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider
>>68086301
Ecuador
>>68086279
>east village
fucking end yourself hipster trash
>>68086279
Both you faggots are wrong
So do you guys just watch games with your dicks out?
who is the dirtiest team in the copa?
>REFBALL
NAGBE WHEN?
>>68086309
wtf are you talking about
>>68086301
Ecuador most likely, Peru has quite a few aswell
>>68086303
can you actually speak the languages?
>school/college athletics was a mistake
how do we fix this?
bust one off their heads
>>68086301
peru or bolivia are literal indians, colombia y pretty white
>>68086317
>chicago """"""""""""""""'pizza""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>68086261
I'm say you "Dan", perro.
Just give us the cup already
>>68086320
The cocaine nt
Who bored and playing /overwatch/ instead now here
>>68086301
>Russian
>not racist
You're not fooling anyone Alyosha
>>68086320
costa rica/honduras
ok it's not a joke anymore seriously where are the substitutions.
>>68086301
One of the balckest yes but ecuador is more black. I think colombia is the second.
>>68086293
you have to chill out. these guys are literal citizens, one of the guys you are bitching about has illinois tattooed on his elbow. then there are 2 more germericans
>>68086317
That casserole looks amazing.
fuckkk
>>68086301
Argentina
GOATSPINA
DEMPGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
>>68086257
>weeb
>my kids
good one
OOOOOOOOSPINAAAAAAA
>THAT FUCKING SAVE
ARQUERO ES LO QUE TENEMOS
>>68086252
Because it happens every 4 years in south america, but it took place last year. This is just a 'centennial' version that's taking place in the USA for monetary reasons.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSPINA
>4am
>already light out
I FUCKING HATE SUMMER
What a fucking safe
That was a nice shot
SAVED
A
V
E
D
Colombia is getting nervous after those two almost goal.
Chicken tendies is making this shame better. It should be 2 to 2 now.
>>68085989
Stannis a shit
>>68086301
That would be Ecuador but yah, we are close second.
Fukin kunt
>>68086317
Chicago pizza is GOAT
>>68086347
ask me how I know youre gay
>>68086301
No, Brasil, but that's because they are the biggest country, so way more blacks than every other country.
>>68086303
I've completed like 4 trees, and honestly..
Well, its not bad, but you need more than fucking duolingo, watch movies, songs, read books, etc.
Duolingo will never teach you that
>usa
>>68086261
Dan "Si no hay mestruacion, directo al paredon" Schneider
>>68086328
they keep booting it down field to one guy in double coverage or way far past him
welcome to conmebol football americans
OSPINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WTF OSPINA IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MEME
WHEN DID HE GIT GUD
>>68086350
That would require Klansmann admitting his starters were a mistake
>>68086349
what the fuck you fucking hue hue how are we dirty?
>>68086337
>colombia
>white
Pick one
>>68086316
They have the shittiest pizza outside of the bronx faggot. I was making a point that even our worst pizza is better than that shit.
>>68086317
>a casserole
>pizza
pick one, nigcago
>>68086366
You must live up north
KEK
>>68086366
Is it really like that in the northern latitudes?
I live in Houston so I wouldn't hnow
lol here they come
>PULISIC
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>68086349
>costa rica
r u retarded
>Americans atually shooting on target
>>68086372
discount soon
RELEASE THE PULISIC
PULLISIC
Well this guy sucks ass
>>68086252
c'mon man...Copa takes place every two years.
What happened with Green, gringos? He was bretty good.
is ospina elite?
is he better than cech?
>>68086403
Caleño detected
dubs and pulisic hattrick
>>68086352
They are only citizens via a technicality, they are really Germans at heart.
PULIGOD
>>68086303
süß wie du dich anstellst
>>68086366
what the fuck
is this a thing?
>>68086301
>>68086385
Yeah if you count the numbers Brazil obviously, but the % in Brazil is fucked because you have people like Neymar saying they are white and no one can't say they are wrong because that would be racism so the race census is fucked it
PULIGOD IN
Pulisic meme is 17, also number 17
Stop the memery
>>68086366
27°C outside
PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC PULISIC
P U L I S I C
>>68086307
The real Copa América was the one organized by conmebol (the south american federation) and it was played last year (Chile won and they will play the confederation cup in 2017)
This one was made just to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the Copa America/Comnebol
PuliGOD takes the field.
>>68086420
He is actually the best US midfielder right now desu. Bradley is playing liek shit tho
>not subbing Zardes
PEE
PEE
POO
POOLISIC
>>68086425
He wasnt though
>>68086401
>>68086415
centracas are all the same to me
M A D
A
D
Nice "american"
>nagbe
Is Pulisic really 17?
He looks 30, wtf americunts, your fucking food man
>>68086426
Decent not elite.
Kek no.
>>68086429
so 3 of them, one of which has a US state tattooed on him because of his family
Good fucking riddance rastanigger
>17 years old
>Wears #17
POETRY
>>68086433
TRANQUILO
>>68086403
well not white as sour cream but not niggers either, all colombians I know are not black
>>68086429
I don't sport. Explain.
>Nigbe
>>68086416
It was a great shot actually with a superb save
PULISGOD
U
L
I
S
G
O
D
>>68086439
>27
>hot
>Born in Liberia
>Is American
Why dont we have AMERICAN BRED players?
>>68086458
he's a big guy
>Pulisic
Why can't Americans make their own players?
so if WE lose are we out of the this copa thing?
we still go to the world cup right?
>>68086458
dem slav genetics
TWINK TWINK TWINK TWINK
PULISIC
>>68086458
Lay off the cocaine maybe
Finally, this was getting seriously borin
>>68086420
It's the >Schalke in him.
>>68086466
>dat number
It still hurts
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OUR MEME CLUTCH IS IN
CAN GERMAN TACTICS SAVE US?
>divegrass
>>68086458
The pretzels and sauerkraut really hit hard
>>68086475
Because they are shittier than this
>>68086401
>Costa Rican players
>Not dirty
Pick one
>>68086475
Americans dont play soccer past the age of 10 m8
>>68086415
de donde es usted mae? PZ aqui
>>68086470
there are three guys on the team who are sons of servicemen that were stationed in germany. they are eligible for both countries but mostly didn't spend too much time here growing up
>>68086439
>27
High tomorrow is 35 and I'm at 1500m above sea level.
>>68086374
>Stannis will never clean Colombia from all corruption.
>Stannis will never clean our country from FARC and Paras
>why live?
>>68086472
I know, I was genuinely surprised
pls don't kill pulisic, cokeombians
i don't care if you murder the entire rest of the US squad, but pls don't hurt pulisic
>>68086474
acclimatization my dude
>>68086495
lol hoof it some more and find out
>>68086504
Heredia
>Pulishit
>>68086483
You get first pick in the next draft.
since the US wont make it out of group stages, what team should I support?
WEW
E
W
BAKA
>>68086466
I know someone else who wore #17.
BAKA
TROLLPOASTTT!
this game needs more counter attacks
>defense nonexistant again
welp
chicago thin crust pizza > new york pizza
>>68086475
desu he moved here when he was 11
>>68086494
kek
wtf columbia has 2 shots and 2 goals fukin gay
>baka
pretty good American commentary
English pundits can't stop sucking England dick every game
>>68086524
Belgium
>>68086493
is that based Yuria?
>>68086483
you need to win the next two games no matter what
>>68086487
are croatians the goat americans?
BEDOYA
W
D
O
Y
A
>>68086524
Mexico or Costa Rica
CONCACAF STRONK
>>68086502
>wondo
why did you let him back in to your country after the world cup?
>columbian forwards
>>68086524
GOATmaica
>>68086517
carepicha nos robaron la 30
>>68086502
>cherry picking
ok
>>68086255
dat power of will
>>68086505
So their fathers served in the US military and you have the fucking balls to claim that they're not American?
Does anyone actually think Michael Bradley isn't playing the long con?
>james dead
JUST
>>68086320
>>68086349
This. Though all the central Americans love murderball
MIDGAME INJECTIONS FOR JAMES
HAMAS DED
BTFO
>young american wonderkid
we all know how this ends
HOLDING ONTO HIS SHOULDER AND DOWN!
GUTS FOR 3-0
Rip in piss hamez
He liked to be on the bench
hamez ded
I honestly forgot jamez was even playing
repeating integers and pulisic scores a hat trick
he hurt his shoulder diving hahahahaha
HAHA AT LEAST WE KILLED HAMEZ
GET REKT NARCOS
James dead
why does this ref hate america?
HAMEZ DED
>injuring yourself while diving
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
>cutting away from the ref as he blew the whistle
FUCKING UNIVISION
>>68086564
i didn't claim that, the other guy did
>>68086529
WORST GIRL
OMG james has been chicharitoed broken collarbone btfo
Serves him right for that fucking dive, what a faggot
>injuring yoursel while diving
F
>hamemes ded
>>68086559
no le voy a Heredia ;^)
The burgers send their regards, James.
JAMEMES IS KILL
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN JAMES IS DEAD? I WAS AT HOME GETTIGN DECAPITATED
>killing your shoulder on a dive
>the city of muhames
NEW
NEW THREAD
>>68086571
>>68086571
>>68086571
NEW THREAD
NEW
>>68086493
post some asian lesbian kisses my man
>injuring yourself on a dive
>>68086524
Either Ecuador or Peru
se cagó el nene
haramez our
Probably just dislocated his shoulder. He'll be fine.
>>68086592
>leflop
>>68086493
do you have the one where she has no makeup?
>>68086487
Why are Americans so bad at pronouncing foreign names? They literally call him Pussylick
>>68086444
>>68086444
so is usa eligible to play in that or is it just for South America?
>hurt youself diving
how dumb is this fag?
NOT DED
>>68086524
Argentina. We are actually the only good guys.
>dive
>break shoulder
lel
>>68086544
Yes.
so it's over for colombia lol
>>68086575
>Volley Club
>divegrass
Negro tu qué?
>So the USA now have a man advantage
>Guzan kicks it out wide
baka
Por qué Bacca cambió al sevilla por milan? si ese equipo esta mas muerto
>>68086586
>we
He hit the grass and fuck up his shoulder u fatlord, merican players are so weak they can't even injure a glass kid like hamemes.
>>68086607
pura vida entonces mi hermano
>Colombian team look like an African team
>American team look like a spic team
The fuck is happening
>>68086628
Saddest shit I've seen in a while kek
>>68086628
>Oh man!
are most of the US team playing for american clubs or foreign clubs?
last two digits will be the minute of pulisic's first goal
GET IN HERE
GET IN HERE
>>68086571
>>68086571
>>68086571
NEW
NEW THREAD
>>68086642
GUTS
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
HAMG EGGS SHOT DOWN
I REPEAT
HAM EGGS SHOT DOWN
>>68086628
looks like a nice vacuum
>>68086635
>implying
We are one of the few nations to be even more arrogant than gringos, that should be enough reason.
>>68086628
>Freddy Adu
Biggest bust for US Soccer all time
>>68086483
World cup has nothing to do with this, that's qualifiers is for, this is another tournament, a conmemoration one.
>>68086684
evenly split desu
>mfw the colombians didn't call Cuellar
hummus is kil
>>68086636
Sauce omfg.
>>68086750
noice thanks
>>68086636
WHICH MOVIE
is Dempsey autistic?
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Chile won the last Copa America by letting a killer get away with murder just so he could play.
Dubs and a Congolombian scores an own goal
>>68086636
Oh wait, I'm a retard. Those tits distracted me.
>BRADLEY
Why is he even allowed
>>68086524
Depends on what you like. Underdogs and from your part of the continent? Costa Rica.
Meme player that hasnt won shit with NT? Messi, therefore Argentina.
The one that eliminates you to say you lost to the winner of the tournament? In this case for now Colombia.
For the lulz but possibly insufferable afterwards for you and everyone else? Mexico.
fucking BAKA
>>68086555
>columbian forwards
>Carlos Bacca
>>68086808
m8 we did that for the second GK too and he doesn't even get to play
It was just for shit and giggles
>>68086727
Can you please enlighten me as to where you get your arrogance from? You haven't won anything since 93 & your currency collapses every decade.
>>68087414
It'd take a month to explain, but it's pretty much being far superior to every country near us and being this weird mix of third world country economically and first world country culturaly,
>>68087528
Lol. Culturally you are the niggers of south america
>>68087528
A fine explanation. The fact that you don't have a single Nobel in literature is a tragedy.
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