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Shitposting until the RG final edition
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668
I think I'm going to simulate a match between murray and djoko on tennis elbow with 2 KI players.
Djokovic is gonna win it in 4.
>>68073000
lel the first point was a 42 hit rally and djoko won with murray on serve
Murray wins 7-6 6-4 6-0
>>68072928
>one has boring clothes
>other has boring play
>>68073113
i like muzza's outfit 2bh
>>68072873
you'd have said literally the exact same thing about todays match
Murray CAN beat him if he plays the way he did against Wawrinka.
If Murray can win the first set I believe he will go on and win it. Novak will collapse under the pressure of the calendar slam
Can Muzza win this?
>>68073384
HAHAHAHAAHHAHA
Novak shang tsung will steal the souls of all britains
>>68073461
Fuck off Brazil. You've spent the whole day shitting on Murray. Bit obsessed m8.
>>68073495
I'm bored.
>>68073502
Plus, I'm actually rooting for him so if he loses I can lie to myself that it was inevitable.
>>68073531
>>68073502
This is a very relatable feel. Go Muzza. Get this one just for /sp/
can murray still win this set ?
In the gym doing extra REPS for our hero. I have a weird feeling he's gonna be an absolute madman and do it. Djoko in tears.
>>68073771
At what difficulty level do you play?
>>68073867
I'm not playing. I'm letting 2 KI's play against each other on Master(10) difficulty.
When I play my carrer it's at Junior(10)
>>68073867
Junior 5 lad. Can I get the mods if I'm on Mac?
>>68073909
go to the forums and read the instructions there on mod installing
GIVE OUR GUY POWER /sp/
\o/ EBAM \o/
here are the results for the first set
>>68074092
part2
this is exactly how it will happen
Shall I simulate the second set too? Is anyone interested?
>>68073927
Can you play mods if you didn't buy the game?
>>68074129
probably not. I dl'd a version with atp patch already added to it.
>>68074120
Go on.
>>68074120
what game?
>>68074182
tennis elbow
>>68074092
>>68074120
what exactly are these results based on?
>>68074194
thanks
>>68074242
what the fuck is KI lad
>>68074307
oh shit, didn't translate that word into english. It's supposed to mean AI. It's KI in german (künstliche Intelligenz)
>>68074352
lel i tried googling it
thanks. so these AI's performances are influenced by the real life player's current stats/ratings/rankings, yes?
>>68074410
It's more or less an accurate representation of the players. Just a video game, bro.
>>68074410
Don't think it's that up to date lad. It won't take into account things like Muzza's clay court DOMINANCE for the past 2 years. Djoko going psycho with pressure etc.
>>68074460
haha yeah i'm just wondering if the game has updates to keep up with the player's current performances like FIFA does (i think)
>>68074478
the original game doesn't have any real players or courts but the community tries to be precise with the insertion of the current players, maybe there is some bias towards some players when made by fans but it's okay to play with and have some fun with
second serve looks even between those two. djoko just got a break after an intense deuce.
>>68074511
alri thanks
>>68074547
>second serve
*second set
>>68074478
>>68074547
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68074547
What will Britfags do if Djokovic wins in three straight sets of 6-0 6-0 6-0
>it's Murray loses to Djokovic episode
>without further comment
>>68074626
Lol this meme literally makes me lol
Murray unchokes himself and got his first rebreak. Probably too late to save this set.
>>68074704
There is sun in that Simulation. Credibility discarded.
SCAM evolved to EBAM and starts his comeback.
EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM
>>68073093
seems pretty realistic t.bh
also checked
>>68074941
EBAM EBAM EBAM
EBAM
>>68074998
COME ON ANDY
>>68074998
is the simulation running in real time?
Leave the Scot to me
Break by djoko.
>>68075105
Get em shang tsung
>>68075104
yes. there is no other option
>>68075115
called it.
free money in virtual world
Is Murrays angerlevel a stat?
Results 2nd Set. part1
>>68075221
>implying Djokovic will hit these many winners
fake
>>68075221
ĐWL
>>68075115
SCAM
you should live stream this m8
part 2
Are you still interested? Do you want to see the 3rd set?
EBAM COMEBACK
EBAM
EBAM
EBAM
>>68075271
sorry I can't. My internet is shit atm.
>>68075312
Yes, do it please, it's fun. I want EBAM to win a set.
>leave the Slav bot to me
>>68075312
Yes
SCAM MAKING ME TEAR MY HAIR OUT.
Also
>Djoko
>19 winners
>>68075427
Yeah, specially on clay this is really off.
Murray started great into this set while serving. Fought his way to 40-0 then this happened.
Stan unironically hit 60 winner past bot. That's amazing tbqh.
>>68075474
why do they have two umpires 2bh lad
again he can't win his serve. SCAM in 3 sets
>>68075529
I don't know lol. Realized this too a long time ago. Maybe I should consider buying this game to remove all the visual problems.
>>68075529
Restrain Muzza when he punches that twink Serb in.
Weather for Sunday doesn't look good.
>>68075551
Where did you get this patched version without buying?
>>68075643
I wanted to post the link to this the last time I was asked this question. I once found it somewhere on an OCH search engine but it's gone I think. I'll upload it for tennis asap when I've better internet.
>>68075676
That would be really great.
murray keeps fighting
>finally become not too shit at tennis elbow
>get into top 50
>join a Grand Slam main draw
>they put me against Pete motherfucking Sampras (then #1) in the second round
>manage to win after an epic 5-setter
It's honestly a better feeling than having sexual intercourse.
Rebreak by doublefault from djoko
>>68075785
did you actually play a whole 3 hour match?
i dont have the patience for that
>>68075762
Can you post their character stats later? I'm really curious about Djoko.
watching this is oddly comfy.
do womens final too
>>68075785
Is that real time?
>>68075785
Level? I play junior 5. Best of 2.
Is there a choke incoming?
>simulating a final
This is autism and I love it
>>68075926
How many players is there in that game? and how many can i make?
>>68075848
>>68075896
It's not really 3 hours, I think it lasted 1h30 in real life. I usually get my matches done in less than 40 minutes (real life time), but here it was something else.
>>68075910
Junior 5 too, but I did beat some players in Junior 10. I was a bit stupid when I configured the number of sets, made it a best of 5 for every Grand Slam match. For other tourneys it's usually best of 3 (or 1 set for challengers at the beginning because fuck that shit).
>>68075926
EBAM
>>68075926
>2 sets down
Hope Murray has that stamina stat on maximum he is going to need it.
>>68075926
E B A M
B
A
M
Anyone play TopSpin 4? Probably the most recent console tennis game (although it came out in like 2011), pretty decent.
Murray got his shit together and goes the first time into game lead in this match. Djoko slams the racket violently into the sand.
>>68076011
I think Grand Slam Tennis 2 is more recent but TopSpin 4 is a lot better
>>68076023
holy shit, are we seeing the future?
>>68076023
This game is very realistic.
>>68076011
every console tennis game ive had is dreadful
Tennis Elbow is 100000x better imo
>>68076023
Pottery.
>>68076023
Murray to lose in 5 a lá last year's semi
>>68076066
Virtua Tennis on dreamcast was good.
Tim Henman and I were a class doubles team
>>68076023
>Djoko slams the racket violently into the sand.
classic
>>68076091
Reminder Tim Henman won an olympic doubles medal
Here is murray's chance. He can take away chokers serve.
>>68076091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNiotH2qi1Y
He couldn't do it
>>68076066
It's actually quite good, minor annoyances with the controls - no button to sprint, only one to 'run back to position' that doesn't work half the time; having to hold down button to charge shots so that you have to essentially pick what type of shot you're going to hit before the opponent even hits the ball - but all in all it's pretty smooth. Nice career mode, and on the highest difficulties it's a genuine challenge playing the top players, Djokovic and Nadal in particular are infuriating, and it's terrifying when you see Federer going to serve and volley.
Never played Tennis Elbow, will have to look it up.
Everybody's Tennis on PS2 was great.
>>68076153
>He couldn't do it
EBAM seems to have changed his playstyle and became more agressive. This time he won this game without problems 40-0
last console one i had i think was virtua tennis 2009. it was just poo.
before that it was smash court tennis: pro tournament 2. which was released in 2004, but didn't have Federer in it. wasnt too bad a game actually, other than the odd selection of players to be included.
but for me that's why tennis elbow is the best. because the patches and mods for it mean literally every player from 1 down to 300+ in the real world rankings are in the game. makes it much more fun imo
This is unironically the best tennis game
>>68076153
Even in Tennis Elbow supporting Murray is suffering
Any change you can do Williams v Mugi too?
>>68076251
Mario tennis on the wii is pretty good
Another chance for murray to go into lead with a break
>>68076287
DO IT ANDY
\O/
O
/'\
>>68076254
Godd damnnn
This time he did it. Djoko got off balance and couldn't hit the ball right which resulted in an OUT!
>>68075785
>total points: 163-162
wew
is there davis cup in tennis elbow career mode? been so long since i played it.
oh and anyone thinking about getting tennis elbow, watch some matches from it on youtube. thats what convinced me to buy it.
>>68076324
EBAMMMMMMMMM
>>68076324
LETS GO MURRAY LETS GO
SET POINT FOR MURRAY. DJOKO IS FULL UNFORCED ERROR
>>68076324
EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM
>>68076353
Yeah, there is. Never joined the team tho. I tried at the beginning but my ranking was too low.
>>68076254
fugggg
Results of set 3. Part 1
>>68076439
EBAM
N
G
L
A
N
D
>>68076439
bot BTFO
>>68076439
this is ending in next set
>>68076439
Looks like their RG semifinal from last year.
Theres a 40% off sale of this game on steam, right now!
>>68076439
I kind of want Novak to win this because somehow Andy winning this will guarantee he loses the actual final.
Part 2
You wanna see the 4th set too guys, don't you?
Thank dog I've got me some beer. It's going to be a damn good final.
Predictions?
>>68076505
There will be a tie-break.
>>68076505
Djoko in 4, he'll win this set 7-5 or something
>>68076505
>Predictions?
>>68076466
>>68076086
>>68076505
ĐWL 6-2
>>68076505
djoko in four
6-4
>>68076505
Muzza 6-4 MWŁ
>>68076505
Murray serving way (bigger serve pts won %) better now, crucial for the win.
>>68076477
It's still well above my impulse buy threshold.
djoko is unconcentrated and shoots the ball into the OUT.
>>68076567
Chimpout when
>>68076567
it's happening, the greatest comeback of our time
Murry tried to get djoko away from the baseline with a drop. Sadly it scratched the net and jumped into OUT! Djoko can hold his serve.
>>68076635
Please Murray no slipping.
COME ON MURRAY
>last rally 37 strikes
>>68076635
DO IT MURRAY
i might do a live stream of murray v djok on tennis elbow tomorrow night.
this is fun
Tennis Elbow, patches and stuff, seems too complicated tbqh fham
murray can hold his serve too. every rally is filled with different strikes and lasts from 20 to 30 hits.
>>68076784
ajde djoko crno oko
SCAM, he's choking!
>>68076879
Of course he's choking he's EBAM not SCAM
>>68074598
Hopefully kill themselves.
No one is stopping the Djoko-1000.
After a weak moment. EBAM return to glory and goes into deuce. Djoko is raging again.
Predictions on how bot will react to winning RG?
Just won this epic lads.
>>68076941
He wakes up
>>68076941
Rip off his shirt and beat his chest
>>68076978
EBAM EBA EBAM
>>68076941
>>68076978
clutch
Djoko won his serve 40-0
>>68076975
That will be his reaction when he does the Golden Slam this year.
>>68077067
And maybe a single season Super Slam.
ruh-ro
>>68077067
>>68077106
delete this
Djoko break. It's over lads.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this is too realistic
>>68077157
fuck
>>68077157
fugggg
rip tennis
>>68077201
PACING my room lads. SHAKING with fear.
>>68077157
what game is this
Murray fights on and get into a deuce with djoko in hope of a break.
It's over
>>68077325
fuccsake
i love how involved everyone is in this game. autism
>>68077368
Bot spoils tennis so much that even the virtual version triggers me.
>>68077368
The real life Djokovic is pretty much an AI, it makes no difference.
Murray still hasn't given up and saves a game point for himself.
>>68077443
FIGHTING TO THE END
TRUE ENGLISHMAN
DJOKE SERVING FOR THE MATCH.
>>68077463
He's a true Scotsman
>>68077130
Search your feelings, you know this to be true.
>tfw scottish and will never get to see Murray play in an ATP tournament in Scotland
why is this allowed? USA has about 53590 tournaments and they haven't produced a good player in 20 years
Hope you all had fun. Here comes the Set4 results.
Part1
After that come the match results.
t. drunkbro
part 2
hello darkness
At least this leaves Murray open to win on Sunday
>>68077741
>84 UEs
Wew
2realistic4me
How do you make two AIs play against each other btw? Is there an option for this or is just the in the mod?
>>68077741
>29 winners
>68 UEs
>>68077815
remember that time when Djokovic won with 100 UEs? absolute madman
>>68077618
Oh shit I made a mistake. Send you set 3 summary instead of the 4th set. I'll correct it.
Set 4 Part 1
I-its just a game lads. No way Djoko hits more than 20 winners.
>>68077850
There is an option in the main menu called training club. There you choose the players for the match and adjust their difficulty and put them into AI mode. Then you just start a game and watch.
There was someone, probably you who asked for their stats. Coming up next.
>>68077965
Murray always losing the long rallies to the Bot as usual.
>>68078087
I thought he'd more overpowered actually, only one 90+% stat.
>>68078122
Wew, for the stats alone Murray would seem to be the better player, I guess you can't quantify certain attributes such as mental endurance and strategical foresight.
>>68078087
is Djokovic the best in this game or is Nadal and Federer better?
>>68078271
It depends. The Big 4 are pretty much all really powerful but as the player you have to learn how to use their advantages against the other players. It really is just like tennis.
>>68078087
>Murray butter than the bot at lobbing
Unrealistic tbqh
>>68079221
I think he is, best lobber in the game since Hewitt. Djoko the better passer though.
>>68079221
what? you don't agree? best in the business lad
Loving the Rafa forehand whip on this game desu. Hitting top spin shots like crazy.
Bumperooni
Will Murray cuck Djokovic out of the calender slam?
good night redit
>>68082474
Yes
>>68084482
Nite pal
/r/tennis tier thread śmh
>>68077205
the guy on the very right gets me every time
>>68077427
kek
lads
going to see genie play in a few days
RIP
>>68091298
Got tickets for first round i see
Anyone crazy enough to bet on serena?
>>68093707
at what time are the WeTA matches start today?
>>68093733
15:00
>>68093733
There is also the men's doubles final at 13.00.
>>68093799
on, please god kill me, eurosport?
>>68075785
>Stefan Edberg
>0 net approaches
>>68074092
>Djokovic hitting 16 winners in a match, let alone a single set
>>68093707
Bankroll on MUGU
>>68093951
I just can't go to the net, it works like shit in this game. I'm working on this and I usually have more net approaches, but I didn't want to take any risk against Sampras and beat him from the baseline.
>>68094061
seriously? you're making something wrong. When you approach the net, you must be sure the opponent can't strike a critical hit against you. Go fully to the net, not that half assed, I'm standing at the T bullshit. At the net try drop balls when necessary, or just smack the shit out of the ball longline. Don't let your opponent get into position.
>>68094141
You're probably right, I guess I need to improve my stats a bit. I have no big problem reaching the net btw, the problem is when I reach it.
When I'm at the net, I find it really hard to aim, and my guy puts the ball in the net half of the time. There's also the risk of my opponent doing a lob.
>>68093924
Yep but at 16.15. I was wrong earlier
I like those challenger courts that look like they are held in someone's backyard.
>>68094403
http://livestream.com/ATP/manchester2016centrecourt
forgot link
>>68093799
Djecked for Deliciano
>>68094423
They get held in tennis clubs. So your local tennis club could host a tournament.
Muhammad Ali dies. Djoko when?
>>68095588
Sunday is Murrageddon
Nth for MUGI
who should i wank over until the final starts?
>>68095876
Muguruza of course
>>68095905
fucking snow giants
>>68095906
S-s-sauce?
>it's a sheboon wins again slam
>its a lmaodjokowins slam
literally the worst slam in a decade
>>68095905
djokobot is going down
>>68095933
>Implying
BRAVE Sir Andrew will bring it home
>>68095932
Soon
>>68095932
The never ending story
>>68095949
But you've been saying that before everyone of their finals.
Reminder that if you don't support Serena then you are a racist bigot, shame on you!
>>68093339
kek
>>68095970
This time I'm being genuine. He did it in Rome though lad. 2/4 finals. Also outside the Aussie open. Djoko is 0-2 to Murray in slam finals. IT'S COMING HOME.
Where do you guys find acestreams for tennis?
>>68096054
>>68096068
Delete these posts immediately.
>>68095906
This will never be completed and you know it.
>>68096111
Nigga it's out next week
>>68096105
posting the bad vibes away today so he can EBAM tomorrow
start up those garbine folders boys
>>68096054
Murray must be one of the most resilient minds in existence. Most people would have rage-quitted like Roddick did.
Or maybe he's just insane.
GAR
BI
NEH
KID GOT BTFO
>>68096230
That was painful.
Kel that ball kid
>this is a grand slam FINAL
And yet the crowd and atmosphere is terrible, it seems like a 1st round match.
Fuck the French Open is shit.
Predicting a blow out.
>>68096246
It's literally full.... seems pretty good to me.
Nelson always asking inappropriate questions
>>68096196
he really is. he is so fucking chill after losing too. i couldn't do it
>>68096249
I'm predicting my semen will blow out
>>68096246
>women tennis
Haven't been watching the matches this week due to work and other stuff. Brief me pls
>not cold enough for visible nipples
Final is ruined
>based Pascal umpiring
Gonna be a great match then, I love that cunt. Chatted with him at the Australian Open one time, funny and kind bloke.
Oi German. After this were replaying tomorrow's match on tennis elbow till Murray wins.
>>68096292
>Djokowinslol
>Serenawinslol
>The QT and the beast
Who are you rooting for today lads?
>>68096292
Hi Jukka.
Ok lads post your predictions
I'll go with the tall lady in 3 tight sets
6-4 3-6 7-6
Did Djokovic have the easiest way to the final ever?
>oh anon please stop posting on that silly anime board and come rub some lotion on me
>>68096292
ĐWL and MWŁ. Murray has vowed to bring it home.
>>68096344
Fuck off. Stop bringing this shit posting cancer here. Go to your hand egg threads.
>>68096344
3DPD
>>68096363
Fuck off. Get that disgusting flag out of here. Go to your dart threads
its ogre lads
Muguruza tense as fuck
rallies lasting all of 3 shots before one of them spanks it out...
>women's tennis
muguu~~
>>68096421
simply ebin
don't forget they both get paid MILLIONAIRES
>>68096341
Frauderer had way easier roads in 04-07 when he was facing literally whos.
>>68096421
>women should be paid as much as the men
>>68096421
in one of the previous matches serena was up 4-0 after 13 minutes of play
>>68096455
This era is the weakest of all time and filled with literal whos and mediocre players.
Spanish with no idea bout female tennis here. Is there any chance our Garbiñe wins?
Serena in 2. Calling it.
>>68096562
>Spanish
>>68096546
be nice to goffin
>>68096562
No. Leave.
>>68096546
>3 GOATS, consistent Andy and a few other decent players vs Safin roddchoke + serv bots
>>68096579
What? I'm working in Italy.
>>68096581
I guessed so.
muguruCUTE
>>68096562
>spanish
>our
She's Venezuelan. She's playing today to bring hope to her country which is in turmoil right now.
>>68096562
Gorilla always wins.
>>68096604
she does have a nice bum which keeps popping out to say hello
~muguu
Come on mugu we believe in u
>>68096611
Muguruza was born in Caracas, Venezuela, in 1993 to a Basque Spanish father, José Antonio Muguruza from Eibar, Gipuzkoa,[1] and a Venezuelan mother, Scarlet Blanco; and she has two brothers. She began playing tennis at the age of 3, and after moving to Spain with her family in 1999,[2] Muguruza trained at the Bruguera Tennis Academy near Barcelona.[3][4]
Damn, pretty much me. I was born in Venezuela to to a Basque man and a Venezuelan woman.
>>68096562
20%
>>68096562
She's gonna get culturally enriched.
>>68096662
>1993
what the fuck.assumed she was at least 30
>>68096695
rough spainish sex aged her :)
HAPPENING
we're doing it lads
WUNDERBAR
It's over! Mugu has slain the beast
Bookies win again
REMOVE SHEBOON
Remove roidmonkey
>>68096562
She has 52% chance of winning the match.
muguruza a cute.
A CUTE
>those nips
Is mugu wearing skin coloured or see thru undies?
>dat short Muguruza skirt
>dem legs
hngggggggggggggggg
>do nothing
>30-0 up
>women's tennis
>Two double faults
What the fuck was wrong her coach's nose????
I have my lifesavings on the gorilla. Just kidding i am not a degenerate
>>68096776
Just realised those are her untanned cheeks
Nice (thumbsup)
was serena eating dog food again? what the shit is going on
>>68096792
coke, he also kinda looks like sean penn
>>68096830
>Ebin memester
>>68096792
Operation apparently.
>>68096792
Too much of Agassi's favourite white powder
>human vs mountain gorilla
Gee, I wonder who will win.
DEVIL HORNS
Is that Muguruza' mum doing the black magic?
>>68096757
Funnily enough, muguruza has the more monkeyfied face.
Can Muguza Rosol Serena?
Why is Serena so disgusting?
>>68096881
Fat
short heda
>>68096792
The tip rotted away after he ate eugenes pussy
Theres more bacteria in a canadian womams snozzle than anywhere else on the planet, per capita
>>68096881
she doesn't use cocoa butter lotion
>>68096879
lelwut?
Rosol was unknown. Mugi is world number 4 and a probable future number 1
Here come the chimpouts
>that primate scream
>>68096907
t. Teyshawn Prince
its all ogre
6-4 6-1 incoming, see you tomorrow guys.
Wish I was a serve bot
>moonballing
>It's not the Spaniard on court at RG final
TSUUUU
I bet Marion Bartoli loves getting her arsehole licked
>>68096919
So? She still needs to topple a monster of the game and the only way she will achieve that today is Rosol style.
Serena t2 1st set @ 3.4
pmsl
>>68096662
Not so weird. Basques love latin prostitutes
serena is growing stronger
I took great pleasure at seeing eugenie and lisicki getting BTFO but I will be destitute when mugu fluffs it :/
who /horrific calf cramping/ here? what can I do about it lads? It is absolutely excruciating
>>68097024
Sure. But I'm pretty sure that the woman belongs to the high class in Venezuela, which is extremely wealthy. In any case, he definetly shagged lots of latin whores.
Will ebam or scam show up tomorrow ?
>>68097046
>bating on Lisicki
Gas yourself
>>68097055
MAGNESIUM
#22 #RenasArmy
>>68097055
walk
>>68097061
Ebam, he's the best player right now. Pretty much unplayable at times.
Now I know what Djokovic haters feel watching men's tennis.
>>68097061
yes
>>68097068
>he fell for the "if I smile a lot and pretend to be endearing the masses will back me" meme
lol
>>68097096
Too bad they're shit.
So what's the deal with that loud, exasperated exhaling at the end of each game? It isn't the players or commentators, it's fucking weird.
>>68097096
Fuck off, she's naturally a nice person. I bet you're an Azarenkafag
>>68097113
It's coming from the stadium's PA system
>>68097081
I literally can't
The muscle just locks up rock solid.
The first time it happened I thought my achilles tendon had snapped because I couldn't move my foot at all
>>68097078
When? I already take some when waking up in the morning
>>68097113
It's you
>>68097132
Go to the hospital mate
>>68097132
Also, it looks really spooky when the muscle is just rippling
I NEVER DOUBTED YOU MUGU
>Serena will never retire
>>68097114
>she's naturally a nice person
didn't know you knew her personally m8
>>68097162
It's not still happening, just when it happens it's really bad
>>68097085
oh I take about 800mg a day. hmm drink moar water and stretch it
>>68097089
Same here.
Fug that was pretty good.
>Spaniard chasing every ball and hitting cool winners
>Not Rafa
WHY!
>>68097113
I JUST HEARD IT HOLY SHIT
it's a girl voice as if she just took a taste of a drink for a commercial and does ouahhh to show it tastes so fucking amazing and you should buy it
>>68097132
smoking bud?
>>68097182
So you think she's a bitch behind the scenes? Get a grip lad
>be 160-170 kg
>realize I don't want to die
>will go to a dietician to get a diet that suits me and start losing weight
>will hopefully be able to play tennis again in a few years
It's happening.
Wish me luck lads.
I'm 20 so I think I can do it.
>>68097114
She's fake as a fake leg, pal. Arrange a screening.
>you will never see a more dominate athletes in professional sports again
>>68097206
lel
>>68097206
Good luck lad. We're all rooting for you. Try lose 20kg by the US open.
>it's a serena instantly breaks back episode
I've seen this one before
>>68097226
Nah mate she's nice
>>68097206
>170 kg
jesus m8 how did u get that huge. I start hating myself when I get 80kg
>>68097199
Nope
C H O K E
H
O
K
E
>>68097230
Roided up Monkeys don't count
>>68097206
>170kg
>20
you're a big guy
>why is EVERY captcha store fronts
THE VILLAGE OF SERENA WILLIAMS
>>68097240
t anorexic lad
>>68097259
>buttdevastated
>>68097046
I liked when Lisicki got btfo by Marion Bartoli in 2013 because all the Serena haters were dick riding Lisicki
>The country of Serena
>>68097270
That's you after she pegs you from behind with her clitdick
>>68097259
>being this mad at being physically inferior
is women's tennis just mindless ball bashing until one misses?
>>68097206
finally greek bro
you are gonna love it and do well
>>68097294
>the anger of this beta
>>68097299
How is men's tennis different?
This is probably more exciting than the men's finals will be.
EVERYTHINGGGSSSS VIBRATIIIINNNGGGG
Muguruza looks like Diaz from Brooklyn Nine Nine
Come on muguuuu
SHEBOON BTFO
Bow down to the Queen of clay, lads
>it's a serena loses the first set then "responds like a champion" episode
>>68097206
AJDE GREEK BRO!
Serena dun goofed
MUGU!MUGU!MUGU!
>>68097206
Do it for your ancestors.
>>68097313
>its another serena wins epsiode
>its another murray throws a tantrum and losses episode
>>68097206
good luck lad i need to shred some kgs myself
GARBI
A
R
B
I
>>68097307
>beta
I have a gf, own my house and have my own business, stop crying that I don't like Serena
>>68097240
Shut in and depression.
Food was the only thing that made me happy for a little while so I started eating more and more and more.
Now I feel much better and I realized I don't need it anymore and I actually want to do things outside. Go see a movie, play tennis, go for walks, travel, buy clothes like a normal person and not from designated fatty shops.
But most of all, I realized I don't want to die from a heart attack before 40.
MU
GU
>The war torn flood ravaged city of Serena Williams
>>68097337
Is Serena toying with her and will suddenly smash the game? Or will Serena have a mountain to climb now
EUSKOGENES
LIQUID TENNIS
it's ogre serena loses again
The decrepit Californian ghetto of Serena
dat soft titty jiggle doe
/bet/ on suicide watch
m-muh freemoney
>>68097367
>right hand
>a van with a matress in it
>selling cracking under the bridge
I want to piss on Marion Bartoli's fat arse and jizz on her hair
Who muguruza and murray here?
>>68097346
They say radio frequencys and other factors make current humans about 15% less powerful than previous ancestors of the past. So this stuff might be true that they did it and now olympians in the current day can't do it
Hey, I've seen this episode before.
>>68097434
I didn't know I wanted this until now
>>68097396
Tfw put a cheeky fiver on Mugu
>>68097425
>cracking
You're getting desperate now, just give up.
who /alize/ here?
>>68097451
Actually only prime chubby bartoli, she looks like she's dying these days
>the shanty town of Muguruza
>you will never suck Serena's dick
>>68097493
I don't think you understand this meme t b h
>>68097478
She definitely looks a bit AIDSy
>Mugi
>>68097502
nah lad, mugu is choking hard
>double faults
>>68097533
she knows what she's doing
CHOKURUZA
how do you want your serve senpai?
kek how do you double fault 3 times in the same game as a professional tennis player
>double fault
Mugu is playing strong she just needs to keep a lid on these faults and unenforced errors
clutch as fuck
>>68097396
Kek, down MASSIVE lad. But also up INSANE due to Serena in previous rounds.
>women
>holding serve
>>68097396
I put on 3sets. Fingers crossed.
Garbiñe Muguruza
Winner – Legend (pre/post 2010)
Grand Slam tournaments (0–1)
WTA Tour Championships (0–0)
Premier Mandatory & Premier 5 (1–1)
Premier (0–0)
International (1–1)
Serena Williams
Winner — Legend
Grand Slam (21–5)
Summer Olympics (1–0)
WTA Tour Championships (5–2)
Grand Slam Cup (1–0)
WTA Premier Mandatory & 5* (23–9)
WTA Tour (19–3)
G-Garbi will win, right? :_
Blacks on suicide watch
unforced errors are literally the most frustrating thing to watch
>>68097690
It's far from over.
>>68097690
witless pleb shut your cakehole
>>68097706
You're clearly black
>>68097690
>retard
>serena's making a comeback
finally
>>68097719
Nah m8, but what's the point in trying to convince you?
>>68097552
Nerves
Time to bet the house on Serena.
Can't wait for Serena to win so that I can enjoy the racist tears.
>>68097719
>implying people only cheer for their own race
That's you plebby.
>>68097695
*unenforced
>>68097761
t. Jamal
>>68097746
Post a photo of your arm with a timestamp
Here comes the choke.
>>68097778
You are retarded.
>>68097761
Racists wouldn't like the dago winning either, they've been butthurt ever since roidapova got caught
>Vamos
Rafa on suicide watch
>>68097761
I see a lot of brit cucks here.
Or maybe it's just one guy who posts his bullshit a lot.
Then again, what can you expect from a country that elects a paki muslim for capital city mayor. Actually really sad 2bh. Europe is fucked.
>>68097807
>implying Serena isn't protected by the WTA
>implying the WTA would expose their cash cow
>It's a tennis thread turns into a race fight
Why can't plebs just enjoy the match and fuck off
>>68097788
Providing proof to a plebby pleb with base plebeian racial pleb views?
Na m8..
Enjoy the match..
>>68097841
Sharapova is infinitely more marketable. Don't see your point.
niggers on suicide watch
>>68097849
They're both non-white anyway
>>68097867
Fuck off back to /r/tennis if you can't handle it
>>68097873
Serena technically generates more money and interest from casual fans.
>>68097831
Entrenched views will indeed, stay entrenched.
How can blacks even compete in this sport?
Is this best of 3 or 5
>wanting Serena to win
She's lost it. She had no plan B apart from bashing the ball as hard as she can.
MUGI will keep soaking up the pressure and tire her out
make a new thread fuckboys
Muguruza's thighs make me hard as fuck
>>68097924
Who is this jizz wizz?
>>68097887
>implying all the cool kids are edgelord racists.
That's usually your last effort.
how the fuck is carbine muguruza a spanish name? what ever happened to the good old names like maria lopez
the collapse starts now boys :)
5-7 7-5 6-1
>>68097945
Cry more monkeylover
>>68097873
sharapova is a roidhead
>>68097969
It's a 200% basque name. Both name and surname are super basque.
>>68097969
basque names, m80
>>68097944
Garbiñe Muguruza Blanco
>>68097969
Carbine has that gangster edge, like Carmine.
>all these desperate serenafags
>>68097929
>>68097940
Geez the young lady is fairly close to winning it then ay
>>68098004
*Garbiñe.
>serena loses lol
YES
YES
FUCKING YES
>>68097994
>blanco
DOUBLE MATCH POINT
TWO MATCH POINTS
WHITES WIN LOL
>>>68098010
new
>>68097981
Do you come from Glasgow, friend?
>>68098004
Ok sorry just saw what you meant. Sorry.
Was she Serena even trying?
>>68098010
>>68098010
MUGI celebration thread
>>68098004
BE SORRY BITCH
>>68098026
>spanish
>white
pick one
>>68098020
Underrated post
![muguruza-7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I3EywcM.jpg "muguruza-7[1]")
